Previous thread:>>39105137Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>39241708First for fresh loaf
>>39241761cute maud loaf
>>39241990I love this gif
poner boops u
pre bed boop
>>39244993I want to marry Scoots.
>>39243053Twi! You can't do that in public!It's indecent.
>>39245661I know look at that lascivious smile of hers, she knows what she's doing but she did it anyway!>>39245633poor dash she's gonna need lots of love after such a traumatic accident
>>39245858She was stuck for 10 whole minutes! It was worse than any timeout corner she ever experienced.
>>39245944rip dash hopefully she learned a valuable lesson in awarness
>>39246104what a liddle shid, went home and ate all the candy and left the princesses to their fate.
what a bold move to challange celestia so openly and brazenly
I think Big mac is having some trouble understanding there is a fence in his way
ponk of encouragement
>>39247154Something about this pic is just so uncanny to me
>>39248143is it the eye?
>>39248345And I guess the lack of neck
>>39250533she should just use her magic to grab the cookie but poners are silly like that sometimes
what did she do that neccesitates such an apology?
keep a carrier around for when your kinderpone gets fussy and has a tantrum
appul has a cute lil friend
lyra is doing lyra things again
what led to this situation?
>>39254105No idea, but I'm willing to bet Anon was involved.
>>39254105You know how it is with spaghetti
>>39255410what a distinguished gentlecolt
>>39256011princess mac a cute if a tad queer
brushies 4 poner
poner is grumpy
what did she get caught doing?
>>39259129the stage fright is real, also pre bed boop
>>39259129>that faceI'd help Tavi-san learn to communicate.>inb4 her roommate Vinyl is the opposite type of sperg that suffers from ADHDImagine having to tard-wrangle not one, but TWO musical mares, each with their own quirks.
derpy wants upsies
>>39260978Derpy gets as many upsies as she wants. This cutie is able to melt my icy heart over and over again.
>>39254105Candyfloss trying to teach spankel how to talk with boys
dash really doesn't like frilly dresses
twiggy piggy is watching you
never leave food unattended near kinder pones for more than 10 mins
>>39267782If anon touches the floof will they be married?
>>39268815Do you think ponies would take naps in random places just cause they're sleepy?
>>39269547> Horses require approximately two and a half hours of sleep, on average, in a 24-hour period. Most of this sleep occurs in many short intervals of about 15 minutes each.This would suggest yes.
>>39269547All the time
>10 emergency pets
>>39269547>>39269905>>39270419>pone starts to feel sleepy>just finds comfy spot around, curls up and falls asleep>another pone walks by, sees sleeping pone, starts feeling sleepy herself, lies next to it and falls asleep>a sleeping pile is formed, with more pones joining>some that awaken leave, others succumb to comfyness and fall back to sleep>pile dissipates on its own after all sleepy poners wake up rested and leave
>>39271781top cute nigga, reminds me of the marecon stream
>>39271781It's like a phantom traffic jam, but with sleeping poners.
>>39271781>>39272372>horses can sleep while standing>a pone starts to feel sleepy in a hayburger stall queue>takes a nap while standing>other ponies in the queue see her and start feeling sleepy themselves>eventually the whole queue save for the frontmost pony is having a 20 minute nap>arriving ponies queue up for a nap instead of a hayburger
>You always wanted to watch the cute drawings on anon's computer with him>He always says no, like the evil monster he is!>No biggie, you can sneak into his house and watch it anyway>Without him!"Time to see who are those happy tree friends anon likes so much"
>>39273142oh no, OH NO!... Wait poner doesn't know anons password and would have a difficult time actually typing it in. god forbid if anon leaves it open though poor poner would have ptsd.
>>39273499I love this pic
>>39274238I would like to be in a poner pile aswell
>>39273142>>39273176What happeneds next please tell us.
>>39275416>poner tries to get into anons computer>fails miserably >poner decides to eat anon's cookies and take a nap in his massive bed instead
>>39275586>kji,llsdxzwklo,jdcxfkl,cfdvx lk.,cvfgd l.;vfgcl.;vcfgd ;/vb l.;,>hoofsies no good for human keyboard
flutterbutter has a special friend
she's doing it again
>>39274496Based and poner piled
>>39274496You have plenty of opportunities.It's basically their natural state.
>>39277458love this pic is very comfy
>>39277707The one on the right would be annoying to look at in motion, its like her entire body is made out of camo.
>>39278062>some crystal ponies have natural dazzle camouflage>others have refractive patters that can make susceptible ponies nauseous>some are just too good at focusing the light and can accidentally singe stuff>and finally there are those that absorb the light well and then emit it back in a tighter range, earning them the title of the original laser horsesShit, no wonder there are crystal NEETs.
>>39278153rip the crystal horses
look at these snuggly poners
>>39279151would give them a blanket/10
luna is having a grand old time
>>39276120EAT THE BUG
>>39281152kek chrysalis a mean buggo
>>39282296what a smug purp
>>39282783what was she planning on doing with buk?
>>39282889Obviously, she was going to gift it to someone. Didn't you see the bow?
>>39282889I don't know, but now that she's smeared her butt all over it, I want to smell it.
>>39282894well yeah, but to who?>>39282901anon go squeeze one out you're too thirsty.
>>39282783>>39282889If I recall, that's the Spike Birthday episode, and Spike just made a comment about getting gifts that aren't books for once, which makes Twilight do this.It's actually kind of sad. Imagine finding out that your little brother has hated your gifts to him all this time, and you got him more of the same that day?I'd feel like such an idiot.
>>39282942rip twiggy piggy
>>39284135>that derpinb4 tummyache
Do kinders wear diapers? I think some of them might need to, especially this one >>39284135
>>39284135That's not work
>>39284996no they don't>>39285028was bumping at work
celly go awoo
>>39284135WOAH WOAH WOAH DERPY, YOU EAT ALL THOSE MUFFINS YOU'RE GONNA GET A WICKED BAD TUMMY ACHE
cute amre offers you a tasty caramel appul
derpy wants ape hugs
>>39289130aw yegimme them whiskers girl
>>39289849kek, Yeah id imagine kinder poners would be very impatient for hearths warming eve
>>39289130>>39289283I want to immerse myself in these whiskers
>>39290178Actually, considering ponies control the weather and they can get everything ready for winter, November probably doesn't exist. Why put a month in between Nightmare Night and Heart's Warming when you can have them a month apart?
>>39290196it would be very tickly >>39290325that's a great point and probably correct
>>39292086she looks so huggable and boopable here Imagine sharing breath with her
>>392636631) cover yourself in sketty2) wait for it to rain3) profit?
>>39292525what a parry
>>39292897I would always volunteer for the position during winter wrap up if anon was me, imagine giving poners brushies all day, it would literally be heaven.
>>39292897>brush ponies all day>get TONS of high quality fur>process it through a loom into clothing>make multi coloured winter clothing>sell for massive profit when next winter arrives>use the money to buy ponies gifts>repeat every yeargood ending
>>39292930lol I'd hoard it for myself and make a bed with the fur, like one if those hay beds from the 1700-1800s but with poner fur shit would be so cozy and warm it would be like being swarmed with mares or stallions if you're into that.
>>39292897Is that a pencil sharpener on the floor? Kek!
>>39292897Imagine building a pony winter fur fashion empire
>>39293060That's a salt lick, I believe.
>>39293384what a cute
she's gotten into the coffee again
could anon single handedly usurp the throne due to being the biggerest?
>>39296327he's a loving husband
>''You've really done it now anon!''>gasping background poner.wav''done what twiggy piggy?''>more poner gasps.wav>red in the face and scrunching hard twiggles gets up on a soap box and yells>''You've p-peeved me off!''>fainting goats.webm >anon was impressed but not impressed enough to stick around while twilight started lecturing him from her soap box about why being a big meanie is wrong>too bad for her that she got so impassioned that she didn't noticed that he left and that a crowd was forming around her and was cheering her on in agreement
>>39297497that pegamare a super cute
>>39298466she's such a piggy
sudden diabetus via ponk
she got dat glizzy
>>39299619she is a very easily cuddlable size
what is celly happy about?
>>39300663It's roll-in-the-grass day.
>>39298466YOU'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD TWILIIIIIGHT!! YOU'VE GOT TO STOP IT!!
>>39300768that's pretty understandable
>>39300957every new day in kinderquestria would bring interesting situations
>>39300768>>39300957I like when they're extra horsey
>>39301713yeah horsey poners are mega cute >pic related Is a pretty good blend of hoers and pone
>>39302265>>39302436Too much hoersGo back go back!
>>39302459Faggot, commit >picrelated captcha demands it
>>39302556>inb4 mobile fag
Remember to walk your guardmare
>>39304119what a cunning way to trick anon into exercising
why are they doing a hecking scare?
>>39304754how vile of a foe
"A-Anon~ P-please? Just one more?">Be Anon>Be in pone prison>For what?>For petting random ponies around the castle>And for saying naughty words in front of royalty[Spoiler]In public, atleast. Luna /really/ liked being called a 'dummy' and 'stupid' for some reason. [/spoiler]>So, for your second month in weird marshmallow horse land, you were locked in "Laffy Taffy's Correctional Facility">But that was then>Back in the here and now, you blinked down at the small pink earth pony smushing her head into your fingertips>When you showed up earlier today, she was your designated "cellie" by the Warden>Sapphic Stone, or Sappic Stone if the Wardens attempt at pronouncing her name was actually correct>The crimes she committed?>Repeatedly requesting the 'bad touch' from mares and stallions alike>Propagating 'cooties' and other ickyness>Public cuddling>And a few more that the Warden didn't even get to finish, as she sped off the second Sapphic rolled out of bed>Leaving the door to the luxury apartment turned cell- open.>Your fingers met her scalp as she trundled towards you like a sleepy dog>So you pet her, and scritched behind her ears>Which caused pleased, nearly baritone moans to slip from her lips
>>39304989>God, you were getting spacier than Kevin, what the hell was wrong with you?>You clicked your tongue as you sat onto your bed"No.">"Ple~ase?">Her puppy dog eyes were convincing...>But you were stronger. >You were starting to understand why petting random ponies was weird, especially if Sapphic kept requesting your touch>How were you supposed to know that was basically the equivalent groping someone?>"Ano~n, you make me feel all /special/ when you touch me like that~ You ha~ve to understand a mare like me /needs/ more of that.">"I've been a /bad/, /bad/ filly Anon; but I'm serving my time, so don't I deserve /some/ petting?">U-unf>Her low, lusty tone was certainly a juxtaposition to the usual kinderpone experience>Her pastel blue eyes fluttered at you>While her smirk only fueled the first boner you'd had in months>A gentle sigh>A weary shake of the head.>And your fingers began scritching and scratching behind her ears>"Aha~ah! Aaanon~ right /there~/! Sappy's a good girl~!">Dancing along her scalp as wonton moans and mewls seranaded your ears>"Harder~! It feels ssssho /good/ Nonny~!">Her low, lusty alto a roaring undercurrent of your vile actions>Her eyes rolled upwards, as her tail flagged behind her gently swaying rump>Her words slipped into gibbering moans and mewls as she visibly reached her peak>The scent of freshly picked strawberries filled your nose as she pushed her head against your digits>All the while her moans hit a crescendo, her pleasure finally pushing her into blissful oblivion >Suddenly her moans would stop and her eyes would snap further upwards- her body seizing in a single position, as her mouth dropped wide open>The scent of fresh strawberries would thicken abruptly; melding with the scent of petrichor.>And your lap, was wet. >A few seconds later, Sapphic would tune back into the land of the living>Her wide, well fucked grin on full display>Was that sex?>Did you just get bullied into horse sex?>She /came/ on you.>A slow breath>"Nonny, we've /got/ to do that again sometime. If I knew any better, I'd say you were a master masseuse!">Days of being treated like a science exhibit>Weeks of being forced to do tricks and other nonsense for middle management CHILDREN>Only to be thrown in prison for fucking what? >Fucking saying something about the shitty situation you were in?>Wanting to go /home?/>You tried to suck in a breath, you tried to let yourself simply be calm, you just wanted to relax in this marshmallow horse land for a /moment/>And you'd just been forced into fucking your sex offender cellmate, just to make them shut up.>You tried to suck in another breath.>Something inside you broke."Fuck. You. Sapphic.">She blinked at you>"What's a fuck?"Something a little shorter, but I'm doing a bunch of shorts in this general "universe" of AIPP. I'm gonna call it... My Little Sex Offender | Marepussy is Magic
>>39305001good green, looking forward to more anon
>>39305001nice digits would be better if the 5 was a nine though, this seems like it's gonna be interesting if continued.
>>39306009thats a very cute twiggles
>>39305001>lewd kinder poniesI never realized just how much I needed this in my life.
>>39305515Watch out for that facepoker
>>39305515>ywn gives your unicorn marefriend horn smooches while she sleeps
>>39307258>ywn snuggle your mare friend life is suffering
>>39307258is the horn a /sensitive/ area? is smooching the unicorn horn equivalent to smooching some breasts?
>>39307705whether it is or not is not the point, it just needs a good smooch
she demands more noms
>>39308617Dang I want to pinch those chubby cheeks. She's so cute. I hated that as a kid, but I get it now.
>>39308623yeah flutter butter is a cute
>>39310240poners are a bit silly
kinder pones know how to turn the charm on when they want something, in this case head pats.
look at what derpy can do!
>>39307705the answer is yes.I imagine it's an erogenous zone, as there's a large amount of nerves contained in it (cause fuck you, that's why).It's /sensitive/, but it may have different connotations than just a pair of fat, sweaty hanging teats getting groped, simply due to its location and general 'front and centred-ness'>but how would that be handled in kinder???uhhh, maybe its unmarked territory? Perhaps they percieve it as 'it'll totally hurt' and thusly err away from it- and thusly a hornjob ends up being the most insane, mindblowing thing as their brain melts from the onslaught of pleasure.
>>39312806it really is impressive
comf snuggly poner prebed boop
She's one smart cookie
>>39312397>>39312806>>39313171>Ponies do something simple/cute >Ponies go woah
>>39313885It'd be pretty great to be on the receiving end
Been a while since I've seen the thread. How's it going along? Any interest in Anon vs The Big Rock (from space)? Last bits I wrote was during some big sperg out thay killed thread activity.
>>39314467we've held on alright we could use some green here and speaking for myself i'd enjoy an update
>>39314467By all means, it was a fun fic. double checking the fic to refresh my memory, i noticed one of my doodles became the header image for the archive. a nice part to an already nice day
>>39314544I mean the pic was perfect for the job
>>39316033she has such a cute hat
>>39302436Any kind Anon care to share the creator of this said image?
pre bed graze
>>39316988so easily entertained and pure hearted
>>39317451I want to give hoers carrots and brushies
>>39316478Dear Diary, Anon was pretty cool today.
>>39318870silly stallion thats not how you wear those
>>39317804Twilight, you're cool x2.
celly is confused as to why anon suddenly put a carrot into her mouth but she isn't complaining yet
>>39319757If I found myself in Equestria you bet I'm going to keep a pocket full of snacks to randomly dispense.
>>39319757A big carrot for a big princess.
>>39319764They will love you for that.
>>39320898she can taste your smell
it's a bit chilly out stay warm with poner
>>39322441too bad for her she wasn't sneaky enough
>>39322035Is she drunk?
>>39322562no just cold
>>39322601I didn't know she could get cold.
remember to pet your kinderpone for pones optimal mental health
what is ponk trying to accomplish?
we honestly need more kinder Chrysalis content
>>39326553I wholeheartedly agree
>>39326553 kinder chrysi would be nice
>>39326607pre bed boop
>>39326617mid bed boop
she a good pone
>>39329019poor guard pone she was just doing her job
>>39329315She was only one week away from retirement, too.
>>39329871Good mama bug.
>>39331830twiggles shouldn't have trusted anon
she politely requests belly rubs
>>39322981She looks like that lion those activists tried to turn vegan>Anon is completely convinced that all the mares around him are just tree hugging hippy vegans and despite their constant pleads to the contrary he still tries to feed them the half eaten ham sandwich he came to Equestria with.>"Gotta put some meat on them bones Twiggles"
>>39332802she is indeed a lean twiggy
ponk a super cuddly pone
>>39336451she a smol pone
why twig scare?
>>39337524understandable, she's a very cute bat that's heavily armed.
>>39338076thats a cute shim
>>39338692Adorable butter horse
>>39339323poners are a very cuddly bunch
>>39340052ive been harboring a need to draw femanon stuff, but i never found the time. i think ill have to make the time now, this is cute as shit
>>39340062do it if you feel like it bro
>>39340587>>39340093this actually works way better than my initial want. now i can draw poners and still work on my woman-folk art. and femanon is such a miniscule part of anything, i doubt people would start too much shit. thanks bros
why is swibble a happy pon?
>>39342567a worthy cause for excitement for any pone
blue is gonna get her hugs one way or another
>>39343876sudden dash is sudden
>>39344159>"Would you like to sign my petition?"
>>39343876I'm convinced kinderponies are almost impervious to harm
>>39343876MAS Rainbow Dash really was just a kinderpony in the wrong universe
>>39344347She really is.
pre bed boop, yellow quite want's to come inside she wants to cuddle if you don't mind
>>39344192>'Make whiny mares play videogames'"Okay, i guess that sounds pretty good">signs
>>39344974>The mare across the street as she witnesses the clipboard being signed.
>>39345803Use your magic, purple.
>>39345803I would help her
pony had a productive day today, pony baked bread and prepared fresh cranberry juice to make wine.
>>39346660top cute Satan
she's got dem sweet carrots
>>39345803This kind of thing happens a lot.
>>39348211especially with poners who snoop through anons closet >>39348276despite shino turning the apogee garbage via fetish and the connotations surrounding her she is a cute, i could def see this happening in kinderquestria though.
>>39348293>not liking apogeeBruh, that's illegal.
>>39348331never said that but i can see how you got that from my wording. i don't like what shino ended up doing with her character but the more wholesome stuff is good.
>>39349494I wonder what bug juice tastes like
poner takes a nice hot bath
>>39350937oh shit sky tetris
>>39351573she looks very proud
>>39349730Just go get some Anon. I like the straw'nana one.
>>39351872holy shit its real
>>39351573>"See these? I made these."
>>39351903its good actually
>>39352295i would give it a try if it was available to me where i live. i can get birch beer which is great, birch beer is the ambrosia of gods. i'll look next time i go to my local convenience store though and see if they have it, i'll get it if they have it. if they don't i'll look online.
pre beb cheek squeeze
Pet the pone
What happened to her?
>>39353125anon called daring doo, daring poo and told dash to get better taste.
>>39353370absolutely wrecked, how will daring poo and dash ever recover?
>>39353488they never will
>>39351573The writers really missed the mark by making Chryssy not want what's best for her hive. It'd probably make her the most interesting villain in the series.
>>39354252Absolutely. That would've so much better than what we got.
>>39355194I would pet the purple.
>>39356255>be Anon>be innaquestria>specifically the kinderquestria>be tired and all around cranky>also be assaulted by the collective concern of your horse frens>"Anon, you're not a human thestral, your sleep schedule is completely wrong!""I know, and I'm working on it.">"Staying up until the morning isn't working, it's madness!""Madness? This is jetlag!">"Jet wha-" purple nerd doesn't get to finish as you kick open the library door and stomp out angrily>stupid horse world, did it *have* to use the stupid Greenwich time?
>>39356349>Greenwich time?First time I have ever heard of that before.
>>39356751Also known as GMT and it's the timezone most of europe and br*tain (currently) use.
>>39357050Civilized folks use UTC
>>39357100UTC is a time standard, GMT is a time zone.
>>39357126I know what I said
less timezone autism and more pon
what does ponk see
>>39358245Anon smiling for once
>>39358422this actually made me smile
>>39358851oh god he's getting ready to cuck everyone
>>39354252Huh, that must be a big reason for why I like her so much in “Trouble in Tiatarta”.
>>39360751what a cute minty hoers
>>39361560she's planing something big I can feel it
>>39363796thats a cute bat
pre bed cute boop
bumping for cute mares and coke
>>39365248she's ready to play anon
appul brought you an apple
flutterbutter is excited to see you
twiggles is not amused with anons shenanigannery
>>39367244She's been spending too much time around Anon, it seems.
>>39367983what story is anon telling twiggles?
>>39368134The parable of Yertle the Turtle
>>39368359I wonder what each of the mane 6's favorite Dr. Seuss story would be
>>39369093hoers twiggy a cute, she'd get the brushies.
>>39369358what a qt3.14
i like to imagine this would be common in kinderquestria
>>39369948Love it when ponies do horsy things
>>39370530yeah its great