Yes this ship may sink but all of action for this ship comes from sunny. Platonic or not they are perfect
>>39067161WELL I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIPI WON'T PUT MY HANDS UP AND SURRENDER
I think she deserves a real man, Hitch is gay
>>39067179Dont be a party pooper
>>39067296How is he a gay?
>>39067161I ship them both with my cock
>>39067161i think they would be cute together unfortunately nu hitch is gay as hell
>>39067161I think they may already have dated when they were teens and broke up when they realized it wouldn't work out but Sunny retains her crush on Hitch.
>>39067179He is not gay. He will either get together with Sunny or Zipp. Perhaps even Misty depending on her role in the future.
>>39067670Jokes on you. Hitch will rape Sparky, then Sparky will dissappear and never return. The mares will queation it so Hitch has to date one to shift their attention away from the dragonsock. But then we return to is it Sunny or Zipp?
>>39067581At least they would have made a comment about it by now so it is not true.
>>39067880People can play dumb all they want, but they always give themselves away in actions. In the small moments, like that.
>>39067161It is a good ship I guess
>>39068082>"Sunny, please, we've been over this..."
>>39067179Sprout, get off the Canternet.
>>39067312have you even seen him lately
>>39069225Yes and he is not a Fag just he was too chad for us so they had to nerf him
>>39067161How about friend with benefits?
>>39067548Hitch is tired of shit that comes from your mouth.
>>39070038Post the rest
>>39070563They are sleeping _zzzzzzzzzz_
>>39070654Wtf Is that a blanket?
>>39067161Hasbro is too woke for straight main couple
>>39071083they like to cuddle at night
>>39067161Shipfags are just extremely cucked waifufags, still locked in the waifu closet.
>>39071124but why are they so sweaty???
>>39071811Is hot under blankie.
>>39067161I feel like the ship is the other way around. Hitch wants some Sunny plot but she sees him as just a friend.
>>39071897Dunno, not really feeling those vibes.
>>39071904I am more of a Hitch x Sprout. But since they all but killed little red I guess that's over.
>>39071924You were saying?
>>39071895Why is Hitch on top of Sunny
>>39073627The couch is small
>>39073670Small as pipp?
>>39074186no, if it would be that small it wouldnt be visible
>>39073670That can't be comfortable. Why are they sleeping like that?
>>39075170No bed, must share the couch.
>>39075407But why is Sunny moaning like that
>>39075955They're yawning, it's night time
>>39075963Okay but why is Sunny holding hitch
>>39070038I never knew there was more to this.
>>39076417Now you know
>>39076399Why are they doing such odd hugs at night
Why would a giga chad like Hitch settle for some smoothie selling town weirdo like Sunny?
>>39077934They were really busy all day.
>>39078555Because this is Equestria and ponies don't base their relationships on shit like this, but instead those who they love.
>>39078555I mean, she now has alicorn powers too. Yeah she sells smoothies, but she's also the first alicorn to appear in, what, a few thousand years? So even if you were to put this all down to "logical calculations", Sunny would still be desirable. Also they're childhood friends.
>>39078555Unironically she's the conspiracy theorist who lived long enough to be proven right all along. If anything she's become the town giga chad.
>>39078820Hey, could you zoom my words while you’re at it? Thanks.
>>39078820But night is sleepy time
>>39079588Vogelfilly was a chad all along?
>>39080870no, Vogelfag always will be a dirty gypsy
>>39081407So he's the hero we deserve?
>>39081459Deserve? Probably, looking at the state of this board. But need?
>>39080419Thats why they're yawning.
>>39082179but why arent they sleeping then
>>39082158Let's be honest, if we got a person we needed then he'd murder the entire fandom worse than Nintendo's C&D's and he'd farm all our IPs, PC's system data and ban us for life from ever posting about a pony. We'd be reduced to keeping our fandom in IRCs. A hero we need would make our mods+jannies look peaceful.
>>39082753They're on the verge of sleep1
>>39083424doesnt seem like theyll fall asleep in that position
>>39079408Okay, but why would he settle for her before the movie
>>39084276They're trying really hard.
>>39084813Well good for them, but I think that one of them should slep on the floor
>>39085330No way any of they would fall asleep on a cold hard floor
>>39085504Can't they get a sleeping bag or something
>>39067378Why does this make me want to read fallout Equestria
>>39087288Cuz ur gay lole
>>39087288I dont know what board it was but some freak posted jerking off to liberty prime.
>>39067179Why Hasbro had to cast a fucking faggot for a pony. Of all the voices why him? Why a fucking loser? I miss the movie VA
>>39089028beat it chud
>>39085985Not enough pillows for both, so Sunny let hitch use her body
>>39089665She's such a nice pony.
>>39089665Wouldnt that make them uncomfortable
>>39092433Not at all, it's very comfy and warm
>>39092555but wouldnt their bones stick into eahother
>>39093028Shes not a boney pony
>>39093028I think only Hitch might have his bone stick out.
>>39093100Then what is she made out of
>>39093619Magic. Ponies are magic
>>39067161The whole mane cast is gonna hook up with each other, the chemistry between each pair is unreal
>>39096238They’re all going to get hitched
>>39099401Yes. Sprout too, he's the bottom.