I don't think mares are ready for modern technology
>>39065699Mares had the opportunity and chose to reject modern technology. It's what our world would look like if we had listened to Ted.
>>39065712We would be pastel ponies?
>>39065727Yes. It's our obsession with the things that man creates that keeps us from embracing the things that God creates. She has such plans in store for us if only we would let them happen.
>>39065755Nibba you on a board for cartoon horses where the sun and moon gods are fat assed women. And why would God constrain themselves to one gender?
>>39065769Man, I don’t even know where you came from but go back.
>>39065699wtf pipp would never do this
>>39066455TYT confirmed Pipp has sex toys
The question should be...Who did remote control switch it on???
>>39065699Where the fuck does Pipp store her phone anyway
>>39070348 (¬‿¬ )
>>39065699I don't get it.
>>39065769Fucking schizos. >>39071632Because you are a child.
>>39065712I blame god. If he had given us mare from our rib, none of this would have happened.
>>39065769>the sun and moon gods are fat assed women>fat assedonly one of them>womenwrong, they are ponies
>>39072673Why bother arguing with someone that has a scootaloo tag, clearly there is something wrong with him.
>>39065699hahaher phone is vibrating in her vagina
>>39072948Her phone is on the table though
>>39072880>not liking the best CMC
>>39073660That's not SB
>>39073001then what is vibrating
>>39065699so who's phone is on the table?
>>39075411Actually no, it was mine
>>39075403I don't get it
>>39077252Sweet cinnamon bun
>>39065699I dunno. I'd say Pipp is ready
>>39077265i could go for one right now yeah what about em tho
>>39065769The father, son, and holy spirit. There is no female aspect
>>39078124what about mary
>>39078882Catholic idolatry not found in the Bible. They also like to have effigies in their churches. Catholicism is idolatry. Prove me wrong. PT you cant.
Why is g5 attracting christians to the threads now?
>>39079217Ponies are Christian now
>>39078895Catholicism is the only true church
>>39078895>Catholicism is idolatryOnly the Virgin Mary Cult, the rest is God's church
>>39080593Rosaries. Effigies. It isn't just Mary
>>39071855Why would you blame an alicorn, anon? You not being in Equestria is your fault.
>>39080804god is not an alicorn
>>39080804If God had given us mare from our rib we would be in Equestria. A mare would not have eaten the apple.
>>39081961The mare would have eaten the apple and then cried to Celestia that she got punished
>>39082444and then Celestia would have grabbed her up and Anon to save them from a vengeful petty jealous "god"
>>39082505a man can dream
>>39073660You mean AB
>>39083415Your redneck ass sucks.
>They dont know ponies are christians
>>39084674They also can't fucking make their mind up on if they'll call it Christmas or whatever pony term they come up next.G5 so far is the biggest fucking clusterfuck MESS in every way possible.
>>39084674fake and gay
>>39085227What? They've already said that each tribe has their own version of what we call Christmas
>>39085236True and strictly hetero
Weather he's real or not God can suck horsecock
>>39088062You mean based?
>>39084674Praise Christ!We must protect his ponies!
>>39088933(((God))) commanded horses to be hocked. Take that shit on home, cuck.
>>39088955All this copefaggotry by the church to try to excuse it is absolute gold and just buries the hole deeperhttps://www.christiancourier.com/articles/215-was-god-cruel-to-animalsbasically "(((God))) always does what is right and if he said to be cruel it's RIGHT!
>>39088986kek. your (((God))) hocked horses for the chosen ones and you are going to try that shit on me?
I hate religiontards so goddamn much
>>39089549Remember to report trolls.
>>39088999Go cry to Moloch jeuden.
>>39085236It's not fake, it's from a Christian kids' magazine called Kid Zone and I own a physical copy.
>>39081961Majesty punished Applejack for "disobedience" when she ate apples
>>39065712That's true, pic related.
>>39091967is this real
>>39091252Why do you have a physical copy of a Christian kids' magazine?
>>39092946Look where you are on the web and ask yourself: do you really care?
Only board where the interrogator becomes the interrogated so quickly
>>39094271So why do you have it?
>>39095266im not even the guy who said he has it