ITT we talk about stallions (and other non-pony males) and R63 versions of mares.Last thread: >>38974888 (checked)OP pic: https://ponybooru.org/images/317697
>>39054578everyone point at op and laugh at how gay he is
>>39054598>goes to faggot thread to complain about themI think the only one that's gay is you.
>>39054578god i love stallions
>>39054904nigger, op fucked up op, thats fucking gay, faggot
>>39054578>R63 versionsWhat mares make for the hottest stallions? I vote Luna, Pinkie, or Dash.
>>39054992Where did he fuck up?Stop being a faggot yourself.
>>39055047I put the thread title in the Name field instead of the Title field by accident, it isn't anything noteworthy but I find it funny
>>39055054lel, din't even notice, not like such minute details ever matter.
>>39054578Male Luna is literally me
>>39054578>some variation of Luna>cloak and headphoneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIJYnhWultMI miss FiW.
What happened to this guy? Did he appear in any episode later on after Road to friendship?
>>39054578>>39055024>R63 LunaI would PLOW dat assor let him plow mine
>>39056089What flavor is Sunburst's horn?
>>39054904Not the anon you replied to, but to be fair, I like stallions myself and still despise the majority of the posts here.
>>39056089What a chad
>>39055409no but i love him
>>39054904idk anon that pic he posted is pretty gay
>>39056089Name a lewder thing to do in equestria other than hoof holding
>>39056754now post his cock
>>39056852Sir, this is a blue board.
>>39057008I want to do things to Sunburst
>>39057858Me too, anon, me too.I also want Prince Artemis to do things to me, possibly at the same time.
>>39058070I stared at this pic for 20 minutes trying to think of a funny joke, being torn between something with The Narrator from The Stanley Parable or a capeshit meme of "Reality can be whatever I want" but I couldn't think of a good way to do either so I ended up doing neither and just staring at a pic while thinking about getting fucked by Big Mac for half an hour.
>>39058790>thinking about getting fucked by Big Mac for half an hour.not a bad use of time
>>39059664i think gay
>>39059664I want to cuddle with him
>>39054578Even when Luna is turned into a stallion, the video game OC attributes still remain.
>>39059397>"W-why won't my son fuck me? *sniff*"
>>39059397>>39060015Night Light is a spoiled son of a bitch I tell you what. He gets Shining, Dusk, Bolero, AND Star Tracker for hot forbidden fruit romance.
>>39054578lol gayI'd share drinks with big mac tho
>>39060027>"A dad's gotta take care of his boys, right?"
>>39054578Artemis is PURE sex
>>39059664I want to help him get his life on track
>>39060027NL + star tracker is kino
>>39060027Only two of those are actual forbidden fruit tho.
>>39060027>Shiningcanon>Duskr63 Twilight>Boleror63 Cadence>Star TrackerI don't recognize this one. Can anyone help me out?No love for Spike, Mr Nightlight?
>>39059664And yet, the stallions are all over his flank.
>>39054578tfw ywn throat Artemis' musky gamer cock while he carries in CS
>>39060569>who is star trackergoogle
>>39059664his job is servicing stallions
>>39059664Imagine rolling him down a hill
>>39061047>>39061717Oh, yeah, that guy.Can you really blame me for forgetting him?
>>39060569Spike is Twilight's son figure, not Night Light's.
What canon characters should I make them into?https://u.smutty.horse/mjghdxflwst.png
>>39062468Pumpkin Smoke^ and Big mac.
>>39062468Does a rule 63 canon character count? If so, Star Tracker and Dusk Shine.
>>39062468Sunburst and his mailpony
>>39062543Finally, something lewder than hoofholding!
>>39062638this, alternatively the two male mail ponies
I want to be in either of their places
>>39060041>get drunk>start staring at him>yes in 'that' way>he noticesWat do?
>>39065026Ew, those aren't stallions.
I want to CUDDLE this griffon and KISS his cute, firm BEAK!>>39065724>(and other non-pony males)
>>39065741Sure, but like, not really. There's stallions and then there's not stallions. They're like second-class citizens.
>>39065747>>39065724you're being a faggot, and not the sexy kind
>>39066383Reminder that pink only became a non-manly color because of some goddamn American advertising campaign in the 1920's.
>>39062553>>39062720Yeah they count, idk why they wouldn't https://u.smutty.horse/mjgvdbtpqsm.png>>39062638>>39063631Might do a separate image for this, gonna post a rough WIP for now https://u.smutty.horse/mjgvdjmmnyk.png
>>39066639Star Tracker is one lucky stallion.
what about him?
>>39069739>condomFor him or for me?
>>39070008>XXLYeah, that one's for him.
>>39061038Thank you for imagining him playing Counter Strike and not League of Legends.
>>39070104A true patrician
>>39070008irrelevant since the main event is frotting with direct ball-to-ball contact
>>39070008who cares as long as stallion cock is involved
>>39066639Got the other thing most of the way done, will add tails and shit laterhttps://u.smutty.horse/mjhgbwywgac.png
You need to prove you're a woman or else I'm burning this thread down with it in you. No trannies and gays allowed.
>>39070517I'm not a woman, I'm a gay man and I wish death upon faggots.
>>39070517It's not gay when it's a stallion. Shoo.
>>39070517Forest is best kirin
>>39070080you dont know that :(
>>39070080That looks like a regular large condom.
>>39070318>condom goes over both your and his cocks
>>39070517>>39070583We need to start posting that chart as an anchor at the beginning of each thread.
>>39070474Is that cum dripping from one's cock into the other's sheath?
>>39071148Looks like pre, but yeah.
>>39071106>the both of you frot all night and make it a game to see how much you can fill it
>>39071258>condom over two cocks>frotting>fill it
>>39071130eh, it was only funny the first time to me
>>39071301It's supposed to be humorous?
>>39066639>>39070474these are incredibly good, loving the floppy semi-hard cocks. keep at it drawfrerf
>>39071304It sounds more like: "I'm not gay! Look at the chart! Guys please believe me I'm not gay! STOP CALLING ME GAY!" To be completely honest.
>>39070517Go back to /pol/
I want to kiss my horsebando while mares are watching.
>>39070080>>39071106>he brings you an XXL condom and tells you to put it on"Babe, I'm flattered, but that's definitely too big for me.">"Don't worry, I'm not planning for you to wear it alone.">he flops his horsecock out of his sheath and taps yours on the tip
https://twitter.com/DenzelTIP/status/1570664708264558594sorry, I just really dont feel like transferring to smutty right now
>>39073428Bats being lecherous yet again.
>>39073428I wish Twitter didn't force you to get an account to see NSFW. I don't want them knowing my phone number.
>>39054578>(and other non-pony males)https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2021/5/18/2616706.png
>>39073934the physics of this are unrealistic
>>39073607thanks, going to use that a lot more often now
I want to be turned into filly anon, get sent to the Ponyville school and (discretely) suck off all the colts in class. Every single one, anytime they want it.
>>39074876>not sucking off all of Ponyville
>>39074911>not working your way into the upper echelon of the Canterlot elites, one fellatio at a time.
>>39074876>>39074911>>39074923Do you guys really want to go to Equestria and then spend your whole life sucking off stallions and swallowing their loads?
>>39074954Yes. Literally just that and nothing else, every day.
>>39074954Without a doubt.
>>39074954How could I not?
>>39074954Prolly not. But I would try it once
>>39074954No. And by that I mean yes. And by that I mean that I would hate the taste and wouldn't be good at it but that I would do it anyways and learn to love it even though I don't like it. Disliking the taste is part of the fun because forcing yourself to then swallow it all makes it more significant and meaningful.
>>39074876In a row?
>>39075147If they're all up for it, sure.
>>39074954No not really. I'd like to lead a happy and fulfilling life with a stallion who loves me just as much as I do him. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't love to give them a blowie once in a while.
>>39075298and by "them" I mean many stallions
>>39074954>spend your whole life sucking off stallionsof course>swallowing their loadsgross, i'm not some kind of slut
>>39076758>he doesnt swallowmajor faux pas
>>39076758>>spend your whole life sucking off stallions>i'm not some kind of slut
>>39076923>not wanting hot sticky foal batter sprayed all over your facengmi
>>39077332>wiping it off because you still dont want to swallow
I'm not gay or anything, but I'd like to commit homosexual acts with a stallion.
I love Sombra so much. I'm so sad Twilight murdered him.
>>39078298I want him to sodomize me
>>39078286>not gaydoubt, but it's ok
>>39078298so are those sideburns or are they part of his crown
>>39079744Judging by materials, i suppose they're part of his crown.
>>39079796At this point I am pretty certain his crown is a part of his body.
I swear I'm a top. Sombra is my ONE exception.
>>39075331Are you that guy? I'm telling you, Anon, it's not worth it. Just stick with the pegasus. Waco's a cute, and he's much less likey to chop your nuts off lostdragon style just for the fun of it one day.
>>39080340But Waco cannot into donut
Kinda funny that there are so many gays here considering the show has like a 1/20 stud to mare ratio.
>>39073607Wow, nitter actually gives twitter a UI that isn't dogshit. I'll remember that site.
>>39080762The fact that there's fewer studs makes us appreciate the ones that are there more.
>>39075141>Disliking the taste is part of the fun because forcing yourself to then swallow it all makes it more significant and meaningful.True words never spoken. Seeing your parter swallow your cum because he cares for you more than his taste buds makes it super hot.
>>39080095is sombra just a kirin that went full nirik?
>>39078298He's not dead, he's just missing in action.
>>39073607damn, that's disgusting
>>39073607The drawing isn't badBut I never really enjoyed the whole "everyone is sexually active all the time and sex in public is perfectly normal!"Cmon where's the stakes? Where's the taboo? Where's the intimacy if it's all just on the table 24/7?
>>39081935Same, always found that shit repulsive. A lot of fags genuinely don't know what romance is and think sex=love.Much rather snuggle under the covers with a single boi.
>>39081975I want tons of lovey-dovey snuggles with R63 Fluttershy. Wanting kissy-cuddly frottage with our balls touching closely is secondary to that.
>>39073607I don't like any butt stuff at all desu. I'm much more fond of this set by that artist.https://derpibooru.org/2488360https://derpibooru.org/2488361https://derpibooru.org/2488362https://derpibooru.org/2488363
>tfw no stallion version of Raps
>>39081975Speaking from experience?
>>39083392On the first or second part?Maybe.
>>39080373pls no bully
>>39081935>>39081975There's a certain liberating appeal to throwing any resemblance of romance or propriety to the wind and just going full degenerate, indulging in your wildest fantasies. It's a bit like turning cheats on in a dating sim, if you will. You get all the characters and can skip right to the good parts, but you do have a point if you think that takes the fun and challenge out of the game.
>>39083976Just sounds like a cold and loveless life to me.
>>39083793But if a stallion can not into donuts, what can he do?
>>39084167Then he can into ponuts.
>>39084725Look at that happy boy!
I did NOT fucking expect this sexiness out of nowhere. Spoiler for the new Athena Saga video.
>>39084973I think I see the issue.It's cause he's doing it on the floor isn't it?
>>39084876>>39084989nta but I often feel like the odd one out being the most vanilla bugfag of all time. They're always into ovi/eggs or vore or fat or whatever. I'm much happier with them having normal pony equipment (though maybe with a slight twist)https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2017/9/10/1532396.png
>>39085005I imagine they are spermatophores when male bugs are laying "eggs." Even explains semi-transparent green coloration.Changelings are shown to produce green material that is used to make cocoons, and spermatophores are more or less the same stuff as that but filled with cum.
>>39085005Interesting you say that and post The vorebug.Anyways I'm fairly certain that people attracted to changelings to prefer things that are alien, relative to humans anyways.
>>39085181Ain't my fault he has a nice weird alien horse dick in this one. There's also a whopping two other good pictures that don't involve vore and I know the fag personally, though he knows I'm not into that stuff.And I'll grant you that, I do like things that aren't real, just not really too extreme, you know?
>>39084948>Join me next week and I'll show off all the sexy lingerie I bought in Paris!SHAWN PLEASE
>>39085005>https://ponerpics.org/img/view/2017/9/10/1532396.pngNot sure if that's hot or creepy. It can't compete with the classical horsecock though.
>>39086189I actually like it better (at least for changelings specifically, would be odd on a pony) but then I watched all the Alien movies at 7. I'm curious what's creepy about it though? Besides the wacky funstick it's an otherwise pretty tame pinup.
>>39084876For some reason it's not as hot when it's not Chrysalis. Still fairly hot though.
>>39084725who is he
>>39086205>I'm curious what's creepy about it though?The tip looks slippery like a tongue. It's gonna get weird when he can also move it like one.
>>39086278You're reminding me that there are no people on the planet more obsessed with anything, than the witness accounts of anyone who's fucked a dolphin.
>>39086278>tfw your changeling bf wraps his dick around yours and jerks you off with it
>>39086411Is that the changeling male's equivalent to the females' clawgina?
>Almost no art of this nerdI NEED it
>>39085263Remember back when people genuinely thought Shawn didn't know about horsefuckers?
>get in the mood for zebras>try to find good zebra pics>mfw
>>39086788Dissapointment, right?Zebradom was a mistake.
>>39080340>chop your nuts off lostdragon styleHe wouldn't need to do any chopping, he can just reach in and take them.
>>39087922What? I need some context.
>>39087922>tfw your horsebando can just squeeze the cum out of your balls from the inside
>>39084725>sippin a radawaykek
>>39088288He can phase through things and threatens to take internal organs out with him.Also he was mistaken for a mare at least once.
Too bad. He'd actually be pretty cute if he wasn't some sort of soulless half-pony demon thing.
Horsecock is best cock
>>39058070Delicious and Based
>>39089032He can phase partway into you just to cum inside of you out of nowhere.
>>39090079He's probably done that at least once, considering who the Qm is.
>>39084099There he is. The town bike.
>>39092164what's a red rocket?
>>39092391A red rocket is the name for a dog's penis.
>>39092397What does it have to do with ponies???
>>39092404Don't know, but anon is touching his belly where horses slap their dicks to to masturbate, so not getting a boner would require a lot of effort.
>>39089032That's kinda fucked.
>>39092404The joke is that he's treating Guyra like a dog.
If my little pony got a boner while I was rubbing his belly, I would be so happy....
>>39090079What if he phases his dick into yours and you both cum through the same space?
>>39092164>>39094187It'd probably come out a lot quicker if Anon told Guyra what he wants to do with it in explicit detail.
I sketched Trenderhoof
>>39092397i had a feeling>>39094598Nice
>>39094562>"Hey, you like hands, right?">"Bro you don't even know.">"Want a handjob?">"...">"Trade ya for the magic version.">"A-am I dreaming?"
>>39089032> and threatens to take internal organs out with himDeliberately?
>>39094598What a fucking fag, I just want to hold him and pound his ass and cuddle and kiss afterwards.
>>39091037He's too awkward for that tho...
>>39090962I want to service him.
>>39097495I really like his mane
>>39097495I can't tell the males from the females in this gen.
>>39055210"bo be bap. Boppebo."- that blue haired midget from FNF
>>39097761It's Hasbro's fault. Eyelashes, body nor face structure are indicators of male and female. It's really sad because it's harder to know which ponies are mares now. :c
>>39097900>It's really sad because it's harder to know which ponies are mares now
>>39097495Macaroni and cheese lookin ass...
Shawn Keller revived Sombra
>>39098611I love it.
A little WIP https://u.smutty.horse/mjktshjiabk.png
>>39099983Why are each lighted differently?
>>39100162The makers didn't give a shit.
>>39099853who's that fag?
>>39101141Braeburn and Trenderhoof, probably
>>39082301These pics by him are also pretty greathttps://derpibooru.org/images/1950796https://derpibooru.org/images/1950806https://derpibooru.org/images/2926085
>>39101141>>39101268Whoops, forgot to respond. Yeah it's Brae and Trenderhoof
>>39098611he's incredibly hot in the video for some reason, somehow way more than he is normally for me
>>39101931Actually, >>39054578 and >>39055024 are pretty hot.
Saving your ass.
>>39099983WHY did they make him so FUCKING gay
>>39104140Because we can't have nice things
>>39083413>too bad the bug is already judging you for living like a neet
Can you really say you love your horsebando if you don't fantasize about stumbling around while still half asleep, trying to get through your morning routines together?
There any good first time fics yall could recommend?
>>39105281Do you mean "stories about stallions for someone who hasn't read much, if any, fanfic", or "stories about a stallion's first time"?
>>39105893Nta But I enjoyed reading >>39086783 for example.
>>39105272If you only love your horsebando after he has freshened up, you don't really love him.
>>39105272>stumbling around while still half asleepAm I the only one who doesn't experience this at all?
>>39104140Because you fapped to him
>>39106680>morning peopleyou make me sickyou must also get a good night's sleep
>>39108391>go to bed at 6 PM>wake up at 4 AMGood.
>>39108391Oh, the time has nothing to do with it. Just takes 20 seconds to be fully awake.
Page 10 boing.
>>39111370He looks like a leglet.
>>39110323>Just takes 20 seconds to be fully awake.Really? Takes me like 20 minutes.
>>39111489If I have something I really want to do I'm fully awake as soon as my eyes clear up otherwise I end up just falling back to sleep and dreaming that i'm getting up
>>39098611god hes so FUCKING HOT
>>39111936Who is this semon demon?
>>39054578Why does Luna make a much better stallion than Celestia?
>>39113242Women need to be hot.Men need to be cool.
>>39086783This is a masterpiece, likely the most well thought out and executed piece of fan-fiction I have ever read. I now have a huge crush on this moondancer and can't stop thinking about him.
>>39066383That Amalgam of six thousand years of fashion is a abomination.
>>39113964and?it's cute on him
>>39113969I strongly disagree. It wouldn't even look good on a lady. It's just a fashion disaster that makes the 80s look good by comparison.
>>39111489takes me a fucking hour
>>39098611yo check this rump
>>39114234I WANT PILLOWS designed out of that rack!
>>39114234Isn't the point of him to be a big daddy dom? Why show plot? Bottoms don't care about that.
>>39114656>bottoms dont care about thatspeak for yourself, Im a bottom and an assman through and through
>>39114775I second this.
>>39114936So how do you shave him without getting the orange base fur too?
The only thing this pic is missing is a HornHub logo.
>>39114656I think he's a switch
>>39115938I wish it would be literally any G4 stallion. The G5 part kills it.
>>39115938>Sombra with earsDoes that mean this is the real him, instead of his revenant, like in G4?
>>39115938I can just barely tolerate this, but the G5 really kills the mood.
>>39111936Is this nigga wearing a skirt?
alright which one would recieve or giveboth counts too
>>39118627Elusive is all about giving
>>39116506>>39116620>G5Just pretend it's some random OC
>>39118627Stallion sunset looks pretty handsome.Prob both.