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Heat/estrus is not a magical horny switch that makes them drip with arousal 24/7. All it does is make them be able to get horny. Outside of estrus they simply do not get horny. During estrus they just become the same as humans are all the time.
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>>38923518
That just means the sex is better
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>>38923518
It works different for ponies than irl horses.
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>>38923521
Maybe that's why the porn version of heat is so popular.
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>>38923518
>During estrus they just become the same as humans are all the time.
plz no
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>>38923539
The same as in how they can get aroused.
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good thing i dont give a shit what any of you idiots think
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>>38923518
They're fictional ponies and I can have as many coomer fantasies and headcanons as I want.
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>>38923612
Considering we are talking about creatures across separated by different dimensions entirely I think it's absurd to think irl horse behavior must always apply to them.
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>>38923664
They are ponies. They still have pony behaviors in addition to/influencing their human behaviors.
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>>38923673
On a biological level they might as well be considered entirely unrelated and are only superficially similar to earth horses in some regards.
So I think magic horny estrus switch which sorta mixes irl horse and human behavior (minus the general sleaziness of humans) isn't a bad trope.
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>>38923518
Man I want a cute pony to rub her marebits against me in a desperate bid to be relieved of her biological urges.
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>>38923718
This except she's pretending like estrus works in the porn way when in reality it works the normal way, hoping that anon won't know any better or realize she's bluffing.
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>t-they aren't COOMERS like you!!1
>deleted (wrongthink) posts
oh, of course it's a bait thread
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you will absolutely NOT make jokes
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Kek, deleting headcanons he doesn't like, the true power of an /mlp/ janitor
>Mares will like me... b-b-b-ecause.. THEY JUST WOULD, OK??? and IF YOU DON'T AGREE. YOU GET BANNED.
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>>38924623
>b-b-b-ecause.. THEY JUST WOULD, OK???
Literally a soijak meme.
Just feel I should point that out.
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>>38923518
Ponies would almost certainly have social sex.
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OP has shown us how much he actually knows about horses. IRL horses can get horny out of estrus, they just won't get pregnant, but they will still have sex because it feels good.
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>>38923518
Sorry i can't hear you over the sounds of me fucking my super horny mare
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>>38924645
me when the casual sex gen died
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>>38924653
>IRL horses can get horny out of estrus, they just won't get pregnant
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>>38924656
Based, coomers keep this board going not some esltard taking up the autistic mantle of 'calling out coomers'
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>>38923621
ALL of your sex will be fictional.
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>>38924829
>yikes intels be better, oof...
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>>38924623
Don't worry, I saved it for you
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>>38923518
So basically, for mammals, you either have an estrus cycle where you can't only be horny for half the year but don't have to deal with periods, or you have a menstrual cycle where you're horny 24/7 but have to put up with periods. It's just not fair, bros.
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>>38924844
>nooooo I..I HAVE to pwn the coomers you are literally oppressing meeee
wtf I love janitors now
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>>38924872
>.t Jannitor larping as a user
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>>38924836
>mares
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>>38924880
why do you esl's do that thing where you add 2 n's to a word that doesn't have them?
>>38924883
hi anon's boyfriend!
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>>38923518
Hey, that's great. Why does it matter? Fucking horse fucker.
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>>38924681
Bullshit, the only thing coomers keep alive is commer threads, its a self serving cycle. There has never been a coomer in the fandom actually creating high quality content
Prove me wrong. Kek
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>>38924911
Kek. why kek don't I kek just kek watch you kek seethe every kek thread instead kek.
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>>38924921
Silence, Kekhold
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>>38924911
>commer threads
This board does need more commer threads
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>>38924928
Based commers, I am a fan now
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>>38924926
*silennce
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>>38924928
>Get amateur/ham license
>Broadcast mare music 24/7
Horse Radio host please do this and spread pony via shortwave
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>>38923518
This is literally just incorrect information. Horses have sex with each other outside heat although yes the female usually doesn't want to outside heat.
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>>38925017
>Picture a stallion begging for sex from his relunctant marewife for pretty much 9 months out of the year
So basically, its just like human relationships unless you are a chad?
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>>38925034
Yea, it depends a lot on the mare's personality. Most will reject but like 15% of Mares are friendly and really don't mind or care if a stallion wants to mount for 5 seconds when it won't even produce a foal anyway
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>>38923518
They could be to horses what bonobos are to chimps, the "real" Ponies could make most of those clopfics look tame by comparison.
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Zebra mares are so thirsty they will have sex even while pregnant.
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I'll just say one thing: most writers who use estrus as an excuse for porn do it in the most retarded way imaginable.
I lost count of clopfics where the mare supposedly desperately wants to bang because of estrus, and then... Wants anal or oral sex
Like what the fuck
>"I have a massive biological imperative to get a dick in my marehood, please fuck me!
>"In the ass or mouth though, not the actual pussy."
FFS
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>>38925323
I mean, thats pretty accurate? My gf loves giving me bjs whenever she gets really horny, for a lot of women, the thought of giving pleasure is part of the enjoyment for them
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>>38924858
I don't think rabbits have menstrual cycles. My knowledge isn't exactly the greatest but I'm fairly sure they have induced estrus where if they think sex might be about to happen they'll start ovulating.
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How about this one?

>very clearly is NOT IN ESTRUS
>artist gives them a condom

????????? And don't waffle on about STDs, that shit doesn't exist in Ponyland
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>>38925727
True, plus condoms also don't exist in Ponyland since its based on Christianity and Celestia forbids the usage of Condoms
You can truly tell when an artists cares about the subject when he pays attention to little details like that, instead of drawing things because ''That's what others usually do''
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>>38925748
>condoms also don't exist in Ponyland since its based on Christianity and Celestia forbids the usage of Condoms
>implying Catholicism
>Christian
Celestia isn't a heretic.
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>>38925761
Yep, Equestria is Christian and based. Nothing you can do about it.
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>>38925775
>Imagine Equestria free of christcuckery
Whoa! That was difficult!
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>>38925789
Thank god Christ isn't a cuck.
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>>38925775
Catholics are not Christian.
No need to worry, Celestia will help you understand the error of your ways.
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>>38925800
>Her guards literally use Roman-inspired armor
>Her carriages are Roman-Inspired designs
Sorry, but you are wrong.
If she was anything but Catholic, Equestria as you know it simply wouldn't exist, it'd be a bunch of mudponies living in cow dung huts ravaging and pillaging each other
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>>38925794
Yeah but you are
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>>38925828
I know you are, but what am I?
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>>38923619
Thanks for going out of your way to come in here and let everyone know.
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>>38926483
Not that anon but you're very welcome +1
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>>38923518
You're wrong too though. It's not like they can't get horny if their ovum isn't ready to be fertilized like right now. That's dumb. Estrus is just a particularly hormonal period. And yes, that does mean she could be moodier than normal too.
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>>38926582
>Estrus is just a particularly hormonal period
Yes, and? Sexual arousal and energy levels are mediated by hormones primarely. There is a reason women anticonceptive pills tend to suffer from dry vagina/low sex drive and depression. There's not one without the other.

Everything in this life has consequences
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>>38926640
I didn't know these characters existed in 'this life'.
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>>38926647
Where else do they exist? Every single character is an abstracted out, coming out of a brain that has bathed in the cauldrons of real life for them and spent decades taking out patterns out of the universe to be concieved into an easily understandable idea.
All of pony is so intricatedly linked back to real life, if you were to remove something as fundamental as hormones controlling behaivour, the show's logic would self cancel in an impossible infite amount of situations.

Logic, which of course, you want to make away with because it doesn't satisfy your masturbatory cope.
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>>38926657
>long drawn out whine of a rant just to say 'ree coomers'
Kek.
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>>38926666
>4 Sentences is a drawn out rant
Kek.
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>>38926671
Tell me about how the shows logic would 'self cancel' in an impossible 'infite' amount of situations. This sounds really serious, that'd mean no more ponies at all, right? Because they're in this life?
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>>38926685
>that'd mean no more ponies at all, right? Because they're in this life?
Nah, just means you won't get the satisfaction of having your coombrain headcanons be legitimized
>Tell me about how the shows logic would 'self cancel' in an impossible 'infite' amount of situations
I am not getting into a discussion of evolutionary psychology and endocrinology with a fag on a mongolian anus bleaching forum
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>>38926711
>waaah coomer coomer coomer
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>>38926725
Ok, Numbcock
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>>38926736
You keep on keepin on, faggot, I'm sure someone will listen to your vehemently anti-fun rants on why the things they enjoy are bad and you're always right. Just get a handle on that auto correct, sport!
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>>38926740
You've already been seduced, I can tell.
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>>38923518
>Outside of estrus they simply do not get horny.
That's not how heat works, please read biology books. Just because libido is reduced doesn't mean that they're incapable of getting wet.
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Mammals not in heat/estrus don't not have sex, dipshit. They still have and want sex. Estrus/heat makes them want it more.
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>>38926752
>>38926762
Maybe you are the ones that should be reading biology books?
>Mares in estrus raise their tail, squat, urinate, evert the vulvar lips to expose the clitoris, and ultimately tolerate copulation. Mares in diestrus usually squeal, kick, bite, and reject the stallion’s advances.
Retarded coomers.
>>https://www.msdvetmanual.com/management-and-nutrition/management-of-reproduction-horses/the-reproductive-cycle-of-horses
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>n-no stopit!! you...you double coomers!!1
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>>38926770
Yes, and?
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>>38926769
Usually motherfucker, usually
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>>38926776
Yeah, that means it is rare and uncommon for a mare to accept the advanced of a stallion and react with anything other than a kick and a bite. Now your chances are lowered even further when you factor in your average coomer social skills. Moving it from a ''Usually'' to a ''Always''.

Prove me wrong, I dare you
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>>38926774
Oh you missed out, this pathetic ass dude was engaged in some inanely stupid crusade to 'call out coombrains' and he'd rabidly and religiously wait for posts he could "argue" against, but nothing beyond 'because I said so!'

Yeah, you missed it, kek.
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So the tl;dr is that during estrus they're normal horny but also a bit more temperamental but outside of estrus they can still get horny it's just that they typically won't and it's fairly rare?
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>>38926781
No, they don't get horny outside of estrus, its just that sometimes, VERY RARELY they might let a stallion mount them regardless. You don't really need to be horny to let a stallion fuck you
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>>38926789
>emotionless sex
UNF
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https://youtu.be/fEBSx075AKs
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>>38926769
>squeal, kick, bite, and reject
Of course they would do that if you try to rape them, retard.
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>>38926838
Advances don't mean rape, dude. Advances mean the usual stallion shit to seduce a mare. Its like horse flirting.
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>>38926846
>flirt with mare
>she fucking breaks your shins
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>>38926847
''Oh wow.. you look gorgeous today, Rarity'' - Last Famous words

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH5JkYQGMfs&ab_channel=ThePalomite
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>Horses can't vomit
>Horses have a number of key physiological differences to ensure that any food they ingest takes only a one-way trip. For example, the muscles of the equine lower esophageal sphincter are much stronger than in other animals, making it nearly impossible to open that valve under backward pressure from the stomach. Also, the equine esophagus joins the stomach at a much lower angle than in many animals, so when the stomach is distended, as with gas, it presses against the valve in such a way that holds it even more tightly closed. And, located deep within the rib cage, the equine stomach cannot be readily squeezed by the abdominal muscles.
>Because horses are built to graze—to take in very small portions at a time as they feed throughout the day—and because they are fairly fussy about the plants they browse, it’s possible that they never needed to vomit because they would consume toxic doses only rarely.
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>>38926858
yeah but those baked bads were really REALLY nasty
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>>38923518
Now you changed my mind. IWTCIRD
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>>38926847
Applejack is a very cute mare.
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Hey faggots, you forgot that this is the MLP board.
Go anywhere else to keep talking about coomers and advice. >>>/b/
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>>38926904
Just be yourself. Unironically. Like who you are and do something you enjoy.
Stop worrying about getting laid or getting a gf or whatever.
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>>38923518
Magical aphrodisiacs, darling!
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>>38927042
>Rarity will never spike your drink with crazy strong magical aphrodisiacs
Why even live?
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>>38927048
Good question without any real answer. And yes, I believe lady Rarity drinks this stuff constantly. After all, a lady without superior skills in the bedchamber is just an expensive harlot.
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>>38927054
>I believe lady Rarity drinks this stuff constantly.
Maybe you meant that she's does it to be always horny but I took it to mean she drank it to build up a resistance to it so that she could easily spike your drink by just pouring it into the bottle and having you both drink the same thing.
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>>38927054
>I believe lady Rarity drinks this stuff constantly.
She could probably chug potions that could kill a manticore
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>>38927063
Such deviousness! Truly a mare worthy of love, horny or not.
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What is going on? Why are we getting normiefagged so much lately?
>muh gf
>muh coomer
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>>38927451
The coomerfag is literally just a single extremely loud autist.
And the
>muh gf
posting isn't anything new.
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>>38927454
I'm honestly more impressed with him than anything else. I didn't realize that Jehovah's Witnesses were allowed to use the Internet at all, let alone 4chan.
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>>38927451
Just a regular day at /mlp/
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>>38926657
>if you were to remove something as fundamental as hormones controlling behaivour, the show's logic would self cancel in an impossible infite amount of situations
People were writing and telling stories long before the discovery of hormones. Why didn't those stories "self-cancel" as you describe?
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>>38927832
>responding to the eslfag's google translate posts
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>>38927832
You don't need to know anything about hormones to write characters that behave as real life people do, because writers have been exposed to a lifetime of seeing the pattern by which different people behave, even if they couldn't explain why or how. That pattern recognition ability is how many Science fiction writers would end up predicting future technologies and events (Asimov, Orwell) and its also the core of what makes a good, compelling story. The fact that it does include some fundamental truth about reality you can relate to in a fundamental level even if you lack the theoretical knowledge to understand it outside of your own intuition.

The issue is denying hormones affect behaviour, mostly cause its a lie and also cause its a coomer's cope.
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>>38927451
The real question, is why does it bother you so much? Every time someone mentions having a gf, people start spamming the thread about it
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>>38926918
Has the ''Don't give them attention'' piece of advice ever actually worked before? I must have seen it a thousand times, and always with the same result. Ever heard the definition of insanity?
This is /mlp/ fag, we know drama
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>>38928215
Not the board for it. Simple as.
Tout how normal and 'chad' you are somewhere else.
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>>38928239
>Not the board for it
>Thread gets 200 replies every-time someone says it
The audience has spoken, fag
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>>38928244
Yeah they're telling you to fuck off you astounding nigger, kek.
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>>38928248
Nah, they are just trying to reach the truth by seeing how well it stands under scrutiny. /mlp/ needs this
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>>38928256
Nah it's more likely you're just a cuck who needs to use a name so you can be filtered. People should be able to enjoy the board without your run on sentences of pretentious fart huffing high and mighty faggotry.
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>>38928264
>Eats the ''bait'' for 200 replies
>REEEE ITS YOUR FAAAULT
You could just.. not reply, you know? But what I am saying, if you had that amount of self control you wouldn't be a coomer :^)
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>>38928279
>j-just stop and I'll stop
Cringe, but expected, also can you properly count?
Was that your auto-correct?
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I have seven girlfriends. One for every day of the week.
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>>38928294
That's not enough. You're supposed to have three meals a day.
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>>38928302
Yeah take it from chad here, get your daily helpings of cock, dick, and cum. There's your 3 squares a day.
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>Not having a city full of girlfriends
Not going to make it
Normiechads, rise up.
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I am glad people are catching on the script
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>>38928330
Forced meme by esl retards. Kek.
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>>38928293
The total of replies removed? Its probably close to 700 by now, at least 100 on this thread alone
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>>38923518
Bumped
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>>38929104
Grinded and humped



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