Of yourselves ashamed, you should all be.
>>38921050You’ll do just fine then. *unzips dick*
Fuck off you booger faggot.
>>38921050I'm not going to get kinkshamed by a green midget mostly known for his CBT fetish.
>>38921050Based. Pony is for purity sensei.
>>38921072How does pony make more pony if not for sexual?
>>38921050Smash your cock with a rock, you must.
>>38921082Pony doesn't.
>star warsthis must be the normiest normalfaggot that somehow stumbled into here since a while
>>38921072When I first started watching MLP it made me quit fapping, because I wanted to be pure like them.
>>38921050A strong claim, Master Yoda. The foundations of which I'm not sure are entirely stable. Surely even you can recognize the seductive qualities of these equines. I know your order abides by a timeworn dogma, but these feelings are only natural, are they not? To repress them would be to repress our very nature, my friend.
>>38921050I'm not taking dating advice from a celibate.Go play with your little green lightsaber.
>>38921740>Pinkie "Party Pony" Pie>Rainbow "Fastest Pony in Equestria" Dash>"I Love Animals" Fluttershy>Applejack "The Greatest Bucker Around">Rarity, the clothes fetishist in a world of nudists>Twilight Sparkle, biggest nerd in the universeYeah, pure as the driven shush.
>>38922132Jedi aren’t celibate retard.
>>38922151Yeah, just "without emotion", which is even worse.
>>38922172They aren't even like that they smile, feel pain, remorse, empathy, compassion, grief etc.
>>38921056/thread
>>38921740No, just wanted to be a faggot and mlp was your excuse.
>>38921050Go away Yoghurt, fucking ESL
>>38921056>>38922409careful now
>>38922177It's all performative. Jedi are p-zombies, they have no internal state.
>>38922151They totes are.
>>38922172>implying being emotionless is somehow bad
>>38923238cope all you want but mares would not want to be in a relationship with someone devoid of emotion.
>>38921050And people tell me I am off boarder newfag for being against porn and fetish autists. Yet ''Ponies are not for sexual'' has been here since the very fucking beginning
>>38923240>starting off your post with a buzzwordDidn't read
>>38923240This, mare dig the chad that feels emotion yet stands strong against the world and himself. There can be no marewinking inducing romance without a strong will to feel it all, good and bad.
>>38923240>b-b-but muh mares!!!Everyone can be emotionless and there is nothing wrong with it, it's actually offers more benefits than losses.Btw get fucked, zoomer.
>>38923244That's a very emotional response from you
>>38923251>zoomers out of nowhereobsessed with your latest bogeyman?
>>38923251There is a lot wrong with being emotionless, you nihilistic posmodernist faggot. (Mostly the fact that its a cope, and you aren't actually emotionless. Since you wouldn't bother replying to this thread to begin with).
>>38923257Zoomers are the only ones throwing the word cope around. Maybe quit spewing buzzwords and no one will call you out for the npc you are.
>>38923259>Mostly the fact that its a cope, and you aren't actually emotionless.Where i ever said that i'm emotionless?I'm just stating there is nothing wrong with being absent from emotions. It's totally a normal behaviour.>you nihilistic posmodernist faggot.Nice assumptions, retard.
>>38923259You sound like a woman.
>>38923269And you sound like ''Le based fedora xd'' Mr Facts and Logic autist. Muh ''a mind stuck inside a flesh prison'' reddior type
>>38923240They're not real so you're going to have to pick out a better excuse for being an emotional faggot.Also if they were real, they'd want a confident male who is sure of themselves and not a manchild.
>>38923289Being emotionless is a manchild cope tho, they don't understand what being a man means, so they think being a Mr Robot is the answer. Not even Stoicism teaches that, IN THE SLIGHTEST.
>>38921050It's true! listen anons it's not good for you. I want the best for (you)!
>itt: failed men, autists and neets telling each other how to be menlmao
>ittt: failed man, autist and neet mocking men telling each other how to be men
>itt:ziggers, retards and creatures telling each other how to be a chad
>>>/v/
>>38923301rent free!
>>38923299Some here are actual chads irl tho, I've met them
>>38923304If they post here, they're not itt. Real chads don't have self esteem issues and feel the need to waste time replying to those that are beneath them.
>>38923307project harder beta numale
>>38923307That's absolute non-sense, life is not a white and black thing. You can be fit, have a wife/gf, make good money/be confident and still come here to shit post for funI know girls that look like fucking models/work as attorneys.. etc that come to /mlp/ just cause they enjoy the memes, pony porn and creative projectsNot everyone in here is like the stereotype you peddle
>>38923315>expecting autists to know anything expect black and whiteNext time just call him a retard, don't waste words on brainlets.
>>38923315>girlskek nice one nonners
yeah okay whatever you say shrek
>>38923243You're also a stupid esl.
>waaaah iam chad stop being autists you autists it makes me uncomfortable
>>38923315>I know girls that look like fucking models/work as attorneys that come to /mlp/lmao you fucking idiot I can't believe I'm replying to this bait
>>38921740Same, I managed 9 months but... I don't know what happened.
>>38921050imagine being this old and still not figuring out how wrong you are
