I wish I was a handsome stallion.
Yeah, okay, this is new.
>>38890419So do I. I want nothing more to be a handsome stallion when I die and go to Equestria.
>>38890432I'll take batpony stallion. I hear mares go for the dark, exotic look.
>>38890419So you admit you are fat and ugly in real life?Okay.
>>38890432>>38890419Based and redpilled>>38890429Cringe and bluepilled
>>38890442>if you want to be a pony in a land of ponies instead of some illegal alien you must be fat and uglyOkay there genius.
>>38890419I wonder if his wiener has the white bit on the end too
What makes a stallion handsome?
>>38890442I just want to be able to fly, and hooves are just the cherry on top. mare, stallion, featureless, etc, don't care. Just want to fly.
Stallions smell like shit
>>38890458Only one way to find out~
I wish I wasn't up to 100 hidden threads on a daily basis but here we are.
>>38890519Yeah you better go back to jerking yourself off to Anon.
>>38890530>I'm such a chad*plap plap plap*>oh yeah, mares can't resist*plapplapplap*>stupid fucking tffags*PLAPALALAPALPP-splurt*>god damn do I hate tffags
>>38890419He looks weird without his beard and glasses
>>38890552Why is stallion anon hating tffags?
Someone, please write a green where Anon cucks Glimmer by fucking Sunburst.
>>38890442I'm fat and ugly but I still wouldn't stoop to this.
>>38890465It's the strong equine physique combined with speed and an impressive reproductive anatomy. Studs are foalmakers for a reason.And forget the 10 seconds to orgasm meme, there'd be ways around this in a world full of literal magic even if it were a thing.
>>38890419There's probably a spell for that. >But he can't do magic
>>38890419it dosen't matter what form you takeyour dicks still gonna be smol
>>38890419I wish I was my MALE Kirin oc >>38890454>ptfg>Cringe and bluepilled>he doesn’t know
>>38891503The transgender thread is very cringe, yes
>>38890419Me too then I would BREED Rarity and make her mine
>>38891532believe it or not, most people there don’t care about gender or want to be a stallion, I think the last “I want to be a mare” thread deserves the axewound general title
>>38891534Rarity fuckers unite
>>38891547I don't believe it because the stories and the art they post are autogynaphilia central.
>>38891503>>38891547It doesn't matter what people there "want", because they don't prevent the thread being made with trannycord link.>>38890434Basado.
>>38891574What a stud!Thirsty mares want the bat.
>>38891574>because they don't prevent the thread being made with trannycord linkWhat? Last time I heard, they were actively fighting that kind of shit.
>>38891580He's about to be eeeee'd.
>>38891561Ok, fair enough, I also wish there were more human to stallion stories. the stallion thing is true though >>38891574Some anon (me) was making the threads with some improvements, among them obviously removing the dicksword, I was playing drg when the last thread died and honestly didn’t even noticed the link, but just ask the thread and everyone expect the autist who shills the discord thinks it’s a parasitic shithole.
Average AiE fag
>>38891588Look at >>38837865 closer and say that again. They ain't fighting shit. They create a few linkless threads, keep being retarded and don't make the thread ahead of time so trannycord bot can't do it (despite KNOWING that trannies have a bot, that it will spam images to bring the thread to bumplimit once it's close, and that it will create the new thread with the link), the bot does it, and then they keep using that thread instead of boycotting it.
>>38891599You literally could not pay me to post my anonstallion story there
>>38891611There is a bot but it only gives a notification when the thread needs a bump, the posts and the op are made manually. Also don’t be rude you faggot, I was the one who made all of those discordless threads, that one was just a slip up.Abbo won’t win again
>>38891599Should we make a list of human to stallion?I can immediately think of Blue Angel and Fine Print.
>>38891622The Long and Short of It
>>38891642>Checks story>Not on bookshelf, but not downvoted>Only one chapter readHmm... I don't remember this at all
Will you actually improve yourself when becoming a stallion? Or will you remain the same?
>>38891623Considering the autism involved, it doesn't matter whether the bot is electronic or biological, it still follows rigid programming.>that one was just a slip upIt's at minimum the second time this exact sequence of events happened, and the thread immediately before this one had been up simultaneously with trannycord one, but jannies decided in favor of linkless.
>>38891662My problems are caused by shitty upbringing and computers. Equestria has neither (but does have magic and good marepists), so yes, I would have both the capability to improve and ability to seize the opportunities to do so.
>>38891662I'm already well liked and successful irl so I'd probably just stay the same tbqh
>>38891624Off the mark, although it eventually stops being a story about a human turned pony and becomes a story about a Pegasus oc in equestria
>>38891532Not our fault jannies keep the thread with the discord
>>38891906they leave up whichever thread gets made firstyou gotta get in there before they do
>>38891906Not having the discord doesn't suddenly make the thread browsable.
>>38891911They don’t always keep the first one
>>38891611>keep being retarded and don't make the thread ahead of time so trannycord bot can't do itIf a thread has to be made at like 480 posts to prevent external interference, it's literally a raid and jannies should do something. When it happens during dead hours (but the trannies are all NEETs and have bot alerts to wake up at any time of night) moderation should prevent blatant offboard spam like that.>and then they keep using that thread instead of boycotting it.Every time someone else made a real thread, nobody uses the discord one and everyone posts in the real one.Then it's 50/50 whether a janny has two braincells to look at what's happening, or just picks the one with the earlier timestamp. Today for example they went by timestamp.To be honest I'm tired enough that I feel like renaming the general might work better. "I wish I was a cute pony" threads can be plausibly different from /ptfg/ to coexist and just let the "/ptfg/" moniker rot as a bumpfest of furry images.
>>38891920>To be honest I'm tired enough that I feel like renaming the general might work better.And it prevents the trannies from invading those and pushing you out (again) how exactly?
>>38891923Because they're "/ptfg/" - in fact, in their megalomania, they style themselves as THE /ptfg/, believing a discord server can BE a general (despite a general, by definition, being a board thread). From their perspective, the thread is essentially a 4chan extension of "the /ptfg/ community".They don't care about the actual "quality" of the thread (proof: if they weren't actively shitting it up to fuck and back, most of this wouldn't even be a problem). They just want an outpost on the board to advertise their discord server and to sit content in knowing that they're a "board server" (despite the absolute dichotomy of the concept, which nevertheless naturalised discord trannies can't even comprehend).And to achieve this they have, for example, their bump bot. And the like ~50 low-quality images that they use for zero effort bumps whenever the thread gets to page 9. That's good enough thread activity for them, that's all they care about.The problem then arises when people on the actual board want a normal thread to post in, and attempt to coexist with this "shell thread" bumped and maintained by discord trannies. People from the actual general want an actual fucking general. People from the discord believe they ARE the general and the thread on the board is perfectly fine being a bumpfest shell with a discord ad in the OP.So if everyone who wants to be a pony migrated to a different general with a different name, then /ptfg/ the thread would remain as the rotting discord bumpfest that the discord wants it to be, except that we would no longer have to actually coexist with it. Incidentally, with their bump bots, they'll keep it alive forever. Or maybe until jannies eventually realise that having a single-purpose discord ad general is kind of off-topic for the board (I doubt that would ever actually happen, though). Then everyone else can just ignore its existence and post in an ACTUAL fucking general that isn't being plagued by furry trannies at all hours of the day.
>>38891616I must be going blind, because I can't see who asked
>>38891662Considering part of my problem is a shitty health (for which I'm only partially responsible), becoming a pony would help me immensely to improve myself.
>>38892008What if you're transformed into a pony with shitty health (and a small dick)?
>>38891920Just refuse to use any threads with discord links. Don't care about who was first or by how much. Only use threads without any discord links. Call the ones with discord links advertising if you have to.
>>38892304Well yes but generally jannies don't look well at two of literally the same general being up (there can be exceptions when they're asleep and maybe nobody reports it, but you can be sure that a competing /ptfg/ thread will get mass-reported immediately). It's not really viable to create a new one just midway for no reason.>just let the old one dieAs mentioned they have bump alert bots, they are entirely happy to have the thread be entirely dead except by posting some 1000 times recyled low quality image as soon as it touches page 9. The thread will live to 500 posts every single time....So the only solution really is to cease posting in /ptfg/ entirely, and go post in a nominally different thread.Which I agree with. That was basically my idea when saying>To be honest I'm tired enough that I feel like renaming the general might work better. "I wish I was a cute pony" threads can be plausibly different from /ptfg/ to coexist and just let the "/ptfg/" moniker rot as a bumpfest of furry images.I.e. cease posting in /ptfg/ entirely, make a different, unrelated thread about being a pony.
>>38892313My point is that you have to fight them on it. Make the jannies do something.
>mare thread>talks about wanting to be a mare, finding a stallion, being in Equestria, having a soft coat and silky mane, being happy as a mare>stallion thread>bitches about a discord for another thread, and about the transes in a thread about staying a guyHuh. I feel like there's something there.
>>38890650i think that anon is mocking the anon before the one before him
>>38892351You forgot>mare thread>spends half of it talking about how much they want to whore it up and expect a good stallion to let them settle down after they've taken however many miles of pony cock and gallons of semen
>>38890419What would you do as a stallion?
>>38892399>What would you do as a stallion?Family, duh!
>>38892386I want to corrupt Equestria with my sexuality.
>>38892313For what it's worth, I'm okay with letting the ptfg thread boil in its own stew. For me, it's not so much about the transformation as it is about being a pony itself. I want to see it more as an afterlife/rebirth thing, with no ties to the human world (except maybe memory).
>>38892509>For me, it's not so much about the transformation as it is about being a pony itself.I think that's the case for most people (though, as with anything, there's always some for whom it's also a sexual fetish).The issue is where to post about this. I've been lurking and/or posting in /ptfg/ for like, probably 7 years now? It wasn't that bad back then. I don't remember if there was already a discord link at the time or if it was still IRC, but the thread itself on the board was organically alive, and even if the discord existed it wasn't so putrid yet as to constantly leak out garbage onto the thread.Things have changed, I've watched /ptfg/ die. Activity waned and content creators thinned out - as always happen with any long-running general over the course of years or even a decade (and /ptfg/ dates back to the earliest months of the board), but the discord only got worse, attracting the most mentally ill trannies, and the thread basically became little more than a dumping ground for their shit. There are still anons like me browsing there because we never left, but now we're surrounded by garbage.The /ptfg/ I knew and loved died long ago, and the pony tf enthusiast anons who still exist on the board would probably be better off with a different thread.
>>38891969Didn't your mother ever tell you its rude to barge in on others conversations? Smdh tranny.
Stop shitting up the board with your faggoty threads, and go back to /ptfg/
>38892567False flag from tftranny
>>38892254Shit out of luck scenario.
>>38891602>"Okay, so, like.. everything that exists is based on something called 'molecules', a particle smaller than the eye can see.">Ponies turn their heads, looking at each other quizzically.>"Alright? So these 'molecules', they are built up of even smaller particles called 'atoms'. Now those atoms are made up of protons, neutrons and.. hey, where are you all going?"
>>38891574Batpony stallions get all the mares.
Dont you all have something better to do on a thursday afternoon than throwing a bitch fit about trannies being in a thread literally about turning into a pony. Its almost like a thread of that nature would atract a certain clientele of people, huh
>>38893277>would atract a certain clientele of peopleBeing american is a curse.
>38893277Go back to Discord
>>38893262And then make fillies with them.
>Make thread about wanting to be mare>reeeee tranny>Make thread about wanting to be stallion>reeeee trannyThere's a common theme here. They hate pony.Wonder who they could be.
Man, if you wanna be a stallion, maybe one stallion wanna be like you. So think, maybe it's not so bad to have a hands, it's much easier to touch manes and play on lyra.
>>38893288>>38893293Cope and seethe
>>38893305Foals in general.
>>38893597There's no art of Spark Gap with his children, apparently, which isn't really surprising because they're showcased in a >friendship school chapter.
>>38893653Oh, he had foals with Roseluck?
>>38893653Correction: there is, faggots are just pathologically incapable of TAGGING IT RIGHT SO IT CAN BE FOUND>>38893656Yes, Violet left and Indigo right.
>>38893713DawwwI want to have foals with my horsewife.
I can't imagine anything more wholesome than having foals with your mare.
>>38893819How autistic is it go get the hardcover version of this fic? Because I might have done just that
>>38893827There's so many fics I want hardcovers of.Wish this was my library.
>>38893819>>38893827Lot of good art came out of that story.I'm surprised by the lack of art for Message in a Bottle.
>>38893830>picHow is it even possible to be THIS based?
>>38893830Never before have I seen a man with such terrible taste.
>>38894225It would kinda suck to be an earth pony. Still better than human but damn disappointing.
>>38894340It is literally there in the archives.
>>38894340read archives, faggot.
>>38893830That's a good bookshelf
>>38891591>getting eeeeee'd by a bat horseLucky bastard.
>>38893364For some reason I read this in Jordan Peterson's voice
>>38893830>no austraeohThis could be at least another shelf larger
>>38893827Hardcover is fine, but the extra chapters really undermine the story "haha all this was a jerkass bet between Cadance and Discord" and "friendship school is a thing" respectively.
>>38890419Wish interpreted far too accurately.Every guy on Earth turns into a stallion, including the "man pretending to be a woman" trannies but excluding the "woman pretending to be a man" trannies.
>>38895046The world would collapse, anon. That would be an apocalyptic scenario, possibly even the extinction of humanity.
>>38892386Objectively false. It happened right as the thread was about to die, it was absolutely not "half the thread"
>>38895072It appears the djinn has done a little trolling
>>38895072Awesome! Definitely would do it.
>>38895113Sorry, only the last 30% of the thread.
>>38892386>>38895113It was like 1-2 guys being extremely vocal about their right to go to equestria and become empowered wymyn in four-legged form. While everyone else was calling them retarded.
Can we get back to being a handsome stallion in Equestria?
>>38895212No, I want to be a slutty mare~
>>38895212Absolutely. Just look at them.
>>38895283I'll be sexier than him. I already chose batpony.I'll be drowning in marepuss.
>>38895242That's obvious, considering you're in a thread full of stations
>>38895498>mare is for station
>>38890419I got a crush on stallions now thanks to the other thread. Maybe this one will reverse that back to mares?
>>38895630>mares pregnant with your foals
>>38895814>hatefuck glimmer>she gets pregnant>that smirk>all according to plan
>>38895814Sounds like a plan.Also horse teats grow a good bit when mares are heavy with a foal. Gotta fondle those lovingly.
I want to be a cute kirin boi
>>38895390Come on, don't whore out.
>>38896416You're asking the impossible.
>>38896416It's only whoring if you get paid; he's a slut
>>38896512Guys can't be sluts
>>38890419>aesthetic as fuck>strong muscles>inherent magic>big floppy horsecock sheath and balls>get a chance to found a happy pony family with your mare wifeI can totally see why you'd want to be a stallion.
>>38890419Imagine being part of a stallion sports team.
>>38890419Same, I used to be a handsome fuckboi some years back and its life on easy mode
>>38896865talkin bout going from tight end to wide receiver
>>38896553they could if social dynamics flipped and men were the ultimate decider on sex taking place.
>>38896553They can be and they called manwhores.
>>38890434You don't have to be a bat to go 'dark' if you want to.
>>38894225Is this new? If so, love the artwork drawfag and keep up the good work.
>>38894225>Forgetting earth pony staminaThis Anon will learn it one day.
>>38899054It took me a bit to get what you were talking about.
>>38899289To be fair, it took me a while to understand the picture as well.
Apart from the bat stallion Anon, what kind of stud would you actually want to be?
>>38899944The Spice must flow.
>>38896156TEACH ME HOW TO BAKE OH KIRIN BROTHER
Thoughts on zebras?
>>38900577As long as I don't have to rhyme all the time, I'm fine with being a zebra.
>>38891678>or BIOLOGICAL, it still follows rigid programming.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>38895046femanon thicc as fuck
>>38899944Star Trackercuz I'm an incel just like him
>>38890419Are you a woman? If so this is very based.If not. Cringe.
>>38899944Something like Soarin'
>>38895827unf I wish I was the stallion "trapped" by her.
>>38901403I can't follow that line of reasoning.
>>38901403I can't follow this reasoning either. Any women smart enough to be on this board deserve to be beautiful mares.
>>38899944Unicorn with a basic talant for magic, i'd be thrilled just being able to move things around the room just by focusing.I'd also like to work in ponyvilles post office, i imagine magic would make that kind of clerical work significantly easier and it'd give me the chance to meet and talk with the cute postmares.I'd like to get with Derpy because i know more about her, but the others seem very nice too.
>>38899944fuck it, make me a bat or a pegasus so I can fly into shit at high speed to kill myself to offset the boredom >>38902197 imparted upon me.
>>38902228>give me wings so that I can kill myselfThat would be a waste of resources on all levels.
>>38902228>Easy desk job with cute mares.>Get to know most of ponyville.>Occasional shenanigans from the Everfree or whatever crazy thing that Unicorn Twilight has done this week.>Get to tinker and play with magic without huge responsibilities or pressure.Excitement is fun and all, but i want to Live in equestria, not just go on an adventure in it.
>>38902303This. A good quiet life in Equestria is great on its own already.
>>38901915>>38901920Women make the best stallions.
>>38901403Be silent, tranny.
>Have to serve in the guard for a short while as payment for becoming a stallion.>Assigned a partner to show you the ropes, basically live together for a month and follow them in their duties.>'Through pure coincidence' all the new stallions get mare partners.
>>38904230Guards need a family too. I bet this carries Cadence's hoofwriting.
>>38905291>ywn help your royal-mandated marefriend out of her armor after a long day of work.>ywn give her a rub down, a warm meal and some snuggle time.
>>38905575Imagine massaging your well toned marefriend's body to limber her stiffened muscles up after a long and exhausting day in her heavy uniform.
>>38892523Feels like they should just call it the pet pony general or something at this point since it's the only type of story they make now a days and the only thing they discuss. Of course Abbo certainly wouldn't tolerate /ptfg/ being branded as something even more niche since he needs people to enter his discord for his ego and to let the other trannies groom people into becoming trannies themselves.
>>38905722How about /ptt/? pony transformation thread, to not make it that specific
>>38900577I use zebra pattern cammo on every game I can, so yeah I like them a lot, also mohawks fit them perfectly. 10/10 would become a zeeb and rhyme unlike >>38901314
>>38905689Important question for Anons.What is your ideal height ratio for a marefriend?Do you want to be the big guy for her or would you rather be the compact colt.Or the boring option of same height i guess.
>>38904584>He says in a Troon thread
>>38906487I'd prefer being a tad taller. Maybe a bit toned down version of >>38904230 would be fine. Like, about half the difference in the terms of size.
>>38906487I’d rather be the same height as my marefriend or coltfriend idc but just imagine pic related
>>38906872Hot as fuck. Until the foal comes out. Trixie will need a great and powerful birth canal for that one.
I want to feel an anon's fluffy pony form agains me
Late night bump.
>>38893830Never have I felt the need for such a book collection before. I now know how Twilight feels.
>>38890419I wish the same, OP. I'd like to be a stallion in Equestria.
>>38890419It would be the most convenient method of living in Equestria to. Starting in a new body. Not having as much trouble adjusting to the food for the diet of ponies in Equestria . No worry's about past medications or addictions. Furniture being to small. If you want to live in Equestria. Going pony seems like the best option.
>>38905979A man of good taste I perceive. Perhaps based if my sense does not deceive.
>>38908350>Reeee tranny you have to be the green ape.
>>38908390Meeting zecora and verbally dancing with her sounds incredibly cute.Imagine her face lighting up as you continue each others rhymes.
>>38908767I hope she'd not mind a slow speed to start; I'd need some practice to keep up my part.
>>38890434You can take it one step further.
If I'm a stallion, what will mares think if I let myself dangle?
>>38909993I've heard letting the dong flop out happens relatively often around stallions for no particular reason. It probably wouldn't be much of a deal as long as you don't approach someone openly with it in Equestria.
>>38901400>be awkward incel stallion>get pity fuck from purple princess while she's on vacationI'm not seeing a downside.
>>38910925>Earth Pony VirilityKeep dreaming Anon. All Stallion Anon's regardless of what tribe they are, keep their human vigor/stamina.
>>38911987Fair enough. But earth ponies are likely to get a little power boost on top of that.
>>38911987Why not keep both???
>>38912494That will absolutely ravage the mare you rail.
>>38912936>At the spa, your mare tells tales of being fucked to unconsciousness
>>38912951Kek. That's a good one.
>>38912951The original image with that is better than the Star Trek edit です
>>38913000Star Trek edit?
>>38913012Originally made on tumblr, as you can guess by the vertical arrangement. I just feel like the stylized, mildly inaccurate drawings fit better with the tone than the Star Trek-looking guy with Anon face edited on top.
Read Fine Print.
>>38914076Fine Print is great.Need more stallion transformation stories.
>>38914515>stallion transformation storiesThere are any of those at all?
>>38914720Off the mark is good but it eventually becomes “my oc having adventures on equestria and fucking trixie
>>38891624>>38914720We need a fucking list.
>>38895072>>38895046It's not the worst thing that could happen. I'd probably try to bang Nicole from work, I hear she's one of those "horse girls".
>>38910925>earthnigger likes infidelity
You'll get used to having hooves.
>>38915103I really like this art style.>DT being genuinely interested in (you)I wonder what they're talking about.
>Page 8Fast for this time.
>>38915785Well, we've got Blue Angel, Fine Print, and Off The Mark.I know that A Different Viewpoint of Equestria has a brief human to stallion transformation.
>>38916589Neat, that's a good start.Are those greens on Ponepaste or stories on FiMFiction?
>>38915903>>38915103>Anon describing big cities like london or new york to Diamond tiara and how different it is to the comfortable life in ponyville.
>>38914720Cuddly doom’s protagonist turns into a stallion at the end, I love the story but It’s way different from the other stories suggested here https://pastebin.com/u/Geoffrey-McDermott
>>38917156Wasn't that a non con tf story?
Bump for a comprehensive human to stallion story list.
>>38917324Basically a zombie-survival story but ponification, mild spoilers for the fic's overall themes and plot points below.It's interesting, and the TF thread was pretty split on the philosophical implications, since the TF process in that fic essentially did some mental trimming of memories which you considered bad, which would obviously result in your personality shifting and questions flew about whether or not it was even the same person.And then on top of that being TF'd and hugging another pony felt REALLY REALLY GOOD, so the desire to spread that feeling + getting rid of potential threats (Which would then give you a new friend yay!) led to the zombie outbreak type of situation.Stacked even further on top of that, touching even a single pony hair could trigger the transformation, albeit at a slower more painful rate than constant contact, so the impetus was there to 'get it over with' to spare needless suffering even if the pony wanted to otherwise respect the humans wishes to remain human.The thread had some fun discussions practically every time it updated.
>>38917878This does indeed sound pretty interesting for a read.
>>38915903>I wonder what they're talking about.They're talking about how they first met.
>>38919201DT is into some really weird fetishes, isn't she?
>>38919201DT likes green stallions?
>>38920850It's a horsecock that's easy to conquer. Look how she absolutely doms him despite her smaller stature.
>>38920901It's hard to not do anything a mare wants.
>>38920910That's probably the general attitude here on the board.
>>38921427>>38920910>exotic male with a funny accent comes to town.>5/10 at worst>will either be a total slut or so rediculously devoted to you that he might need therapy.>in a world where the females tend to outnumber the males because its based on a little-girl-cartoon.You'd have to fight off the mares with a stick.
>>38921589>You'd have to fight off the mares with a stick.Let's be honest, barely anyone here would even consider that, much less act upon it.
>>38921752>>38921589I'm gonna hold out for this mare
>>38922902Full apocolypse or a mare in equestria that likes to LARP with her friends?
>>38922902Holding out for a mare who>lives 200 years in the future>in the absolute dumpster of a wasteland>of an alternate timeline and/or universe>is a dyke>got permanently stuck in a podAnon, you'd be better off with letting one of the other mares claim you.
>>38923587she comes out of the pod eventually though
>>38923590that doesn't fix the other problems tho
>>38923457Full apocalypse preferrably, but I can settle for a regular mare who kind of looks like her
>>38923863So if you had a button that said "Press to make FoE happen.", you'd press it in order to be with her?
>>38923881Yes, and I'm not sorry about it.
>>38924001"I brought about an apocalypse with untold suffering and death because i wanted to be with you" is not the romantic gesture you think it is, and she would likely shoot you immediately if she ever learned you had part in the shitfuck devastation that became of that worlds Equestria.If you stay this way then hooves will be denied you, equestria will reject you, you will remain in this earthly prison until the fire of your soul returns to the void.
>>38923863>>38924001>I would destroy all of Equestria to be with a specific mare>But I'd otherwise settle with another who looks similar to that mare tooThat's both deranged and completely shallow at the same time.
>>38924113Deranged = BasedShallow = Redpilled
>>38924221>lacking a head and a brainThis is an apt depiction of yourself.
>>38890432I want to go in as a human and love mares and a few stallions here and there
>>38890530I don't jack off to Anon, I jack off to being Anon
>>38890689Sunburst will fuck anyone except for Starlight. This is canon. It's pretty sad considering how she feels about him. I would make Starlight forget he even existed with long hoof caressing evenings. I would make her not just forget about him, but be glad she didn't end up with him, lest she miss out on all the hoof holding
>>38924045>>38924113>liking neutral colored marelet unicorns is shallowI know my type>causing the apocalypse because my waifu exists in the post-post-apocalypse is derangedDedicated is the word you're looking for.
>>38924333>Dedicated is the word you're looking for.The same way an ISIS terrorist is, maybe. But that doesn't make it any better.
>>38924534Which is very dedicated
>>38925508Hot. Is there more to this art?
>>38925519Technically yes but not the Anon edit as far as im aware.https://www.canterlotcomics.com/comic/en/taleroad-992
>>38926250Is she molesting a colt?
>>38926255God I wish that were me.
>>38925519No, but I have links to some of the edits another Anon did of pic related and this pic here >>38911987 if you want them.https://u.smutty.horse/mcudrpqcnsr.pnghttps://u.smutty.horse/mbnznadiwyz.pnghttps://u.smutty.horse/mbnzngmtvlk.png
>>38926255Is it molestation if you want it?
>>38926391Doing gods work anon, may your waifu be ever warm and snuggly.
>>38923863>kinda looks like herBut Littlepip doesn't look like anything.Her magic is green and her cutie mark is a PipBuck. That's literally entirety of the description of her appearance in FoE. "Bluish-grey and dark orange-maned with green eyes" is 100% fanon.
>>38926391>https://u.smutty.horse/mbnznadiwyz.pngHoly unf, top boner material.Thank you for sharing.
>>38926850What do you expect from a devoted retard? He'd nuke the world for a mare who wouldn't even love him.
>>38927222>noooo don't orchestrate a societal collapse so you can get your waifu nooooo!Get nuked, scrub.
>>38927507Get your balls squeezed in an iron magic grip by the mare you want to fuck. Let's see how long you'll last.
>>38927640>claims to love the wasteland dyke>didn't even read the storyRetard.>Excerpt from chapter 25:The huge buck positioned himself over me.My horn glowed softly as I wrapped a very tender part of him in a telekinetic sheath and gave him a warning squeeze.Daff stopped abruptly.“Here’s the deal,” I whispered, half moaning in pain. “You decide I’m not worthy of your… attentions. That way, you get to save face. And in return, I don’t show you just how good I am at this particular trick.” I squeezed a little harder and the buck jolted with pain, sweating now. “And you keep… yourself… to yourself and away from all the other slaves, or the deal’s off.” A slight bit tighter and Daff nodded fervently, tears spilling from his eyes as he tried not to scream.“Deal?” I asked, even though I knew he had already agreed as I gave the telekinetic field a slight twist. His reaction was utterly worth it.
>>38927720this post reads like youre a proselytizer quoting the bible at me
>>38927743This post reads like it was written by someone with no reading comprehension.
>>38927720You wanna know why she did that to Daff?Because he wasn't me.
>>38927753well I didnt read it either if thats what youre askingmostly because I havent read it yet, Im getting there
>>38927720I haven't read PH so I don't know how accurate the Blackjack ball busting thing is, but Littlepip did what she did in that scene under duress in order to not get raped. I doubt she would do that to someone that was making advances on her unless they were threatening to get violent.
>>38927859If Mr. Wastelandwaifu here is getting pushy because his dream horse keeps refusing him, she'd use that on him too.
Enough wasteland shit.Back to stallions.
>>38906811Be careful of those wily marelets, they can work their way between your hooves before you even realise.
>>38928750I remember a colored version of this pic
>>38928750>Doesn't post the superior Stallion Anon editShame on you Anon>>38928896I got you
>>38928750>>38928926>Casually becoming a stud for a mareHot and slutty at the same time. But what can you do when the mare is already beneath you? The sheath can't resist the wriggling forever.
>>38930704Guess I need to learn how to bake with hooves.
>>38928926It needs to be re-edited from the uncolored version since it has traces of original color around the edges.Also, nice resolution.
>>38929839>you are crying over a made up scenario.jpg
>>38931126Just use your weird prehensile horse lips
I wish I was a handsome stallion kissing other handsome stallions and cuddling
>>38931327nah that place is full of actual faggots. also>3d>humansfuck outta here
>>38931323>>38931409Go back to the stallion general.
What kind of faggot shit is this Anon?
>>38931415anon, if you continue to reply to me, I will continue to reply back for more (You)s
>>38931431Just a retard I guess.
>>38931431They wouldn't be gay if they weren't annoying.
>>38928727I wish I was a guard stallion fighting other guard stallions and brawling.
it wouldnt be /mlp/ if they didnt reply to bait and complain