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She is in dire need of a makeover/redesign

also
newfags say "who"
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whomst?
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>>38759012
>
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>>38759008
Why do you need to redesign her, though?
She is perfect.
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>>38759008
>emily
Big long since I heard that name.
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>>38759024
She looks like a troon
>inb4 american
>inb4 "she was always trans"
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I don't know what this is but it doesn't have hooves so I hate it
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>>38759030
She doesn't. There was a cosplayer girl who looked exactly like /mlp/tan is depicted.
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>>38759035
The absolute state of tryhard newfags
>>38759042
The one that posted a topless pic with the scarf on?
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>>38759048
I have no idea about the topless pic.
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>>38759008
There, fixed.
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>>38759064
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>>38759064
DELET
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>>38759008
Nah, she only needs to be used more, but then again excluding /x/tan and keksandra none of the board tans are really used for anything anymore
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>>38759058
Found it. Now watch as the unfaithful coombrains go crazy over this image.
>>38759064
MUCH better. Thank you.
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>>38759078
I could see myself using her as a stand-in for a FemAnon since most spergs can't seem to handle the idea of a female anon. I figure they might be more receptive to someone who has roots in the board's history.
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>>38759078
i think /v/tan is still used for reaction images, but you're right. they're a remnant of a bygone era.
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>>38759008
>no hooves
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>>38759087
Vivian? Or was it someone else?
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>>38759087
>Tfw no more tan-balls
I miss the old times
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>>38759078
Well, I actually forgot that the standard green anon is technically /b/'s mascot so I guess there's that, even if almost nobody outside of here uses him
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>>38759094
no the original /v/tan from that comic way back when. vivian was post-GG
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Emily cosplays are fun. I also don't really see why she'd need a makeover.
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>>38759105
>I also don't really see why she'd need a makeover.
>"Old thing bad, new thing good. Get with the times, boomer."
op was probably going for something like that, but accidentally created a nonstalgia thread instead it seems
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>>38759098
Where the hell did all of that sense of excitement and wonder go? I remember there being so much art and lore dedicated to those things.
>>38759104
Oh. I completely forgot about him. Ironic since the flash animations made around /v/ fighting other boards was what got me into posting lmao
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>>38759108
no i was just looking for an excuse to post emily
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>>38759094
>Vivian
Anon pls
pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnAdcyxCZ4
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>>38759118
Found it.
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>>38759078
What if we make /mlp/tan do something with /x/tan and keksandra? inb4 sex
They could get stuck in Equestria. They all have great pony designs.
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>>38759204
>keksandra
ESFORCE VISIT US AGAIN WHEN
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>>38759208
Remember when we adopted her as a sister anon...I remember...
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>>38759030
She doesn't have a bulge, genius. Give her one.
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>>38759204
>>38759208
all these memories... come flooding back into my brain...I don't think I can handle it, bros
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>>38759204
i think /x/tan would have a field day over all the supernatural (by human standards) creatures that live in equestria and beyond. perhaps a conversation with stygian over the pony of shadows too?
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>>38759008
She lives!
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>>38759218
DO IT, FAGGOT
SOMEONE PLEASE DO IT NOW
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>>38759225
>rediscovering board-tan
>faggot enablers immediately want to add a dick
I'm all for the wholesale slaughter of you cringe factories.
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>>38759078
Mods hated them and banned them like they banned the winterball on other boards.
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>>38759230
We've been putting dicks on mares for the past decade, Anon. Don't act like this is any different.
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>>38759232
>like they banned the winterball on other boards.
what
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>>38759236
>We've
Don't lump me in with your cancer, thanks.
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>>38759008
Only thing she needs is MOAR LEWD.
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>>38759024
This. Emily is perfect.
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>>38759238
What's not to understand?
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>>38759238
You think the tans just disappeared on their own?
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>>38759240
Futa and /mlp/ are inextricably linked. Can't change that, faggot.
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>inb4 this thread and all subsequent Emily threads get nixed
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>>38759251
>>38759245
are the mods trying to make another anon follow accel-sama's footsteps? because this kind of shit is what made accel-sama go supernova on /a/ all those years ago
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>>38759248
>Futa and /d/ are inextricably linked. Can't change that, faggot.
Ftfy
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>>38759248
My word this isn't regular cocklust, this is advaaanced cocklust.
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>>38759008
>>38759012
Whomst is gonna take this DICK, right?
>>38759019
Clever DICK, right?!
>>38759024
Perfect for this DICK, right?
>>38759028
Give her this BIG LONG DICK, right?!
>>38759030
AmeriCAN SHE TAKE THIS DICK, right?!
>>38759035
BeHOOVES this DICK, right?!
>>38759042
Looked exactly at THIS DICK, right?
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>>38759265
Go schizo go! Go schizo go!
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>>38759220
/x/tan avoids /mlp/ ever since /mlp/tan tried to steal her rainbow socks
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>>38759208
I wish Emily and Keksandra reconnected. I really loved that she was Emily's one true friend who actually likes ponies.
When /s4s/ won the cup and we got pic related it was like a wave of nostalgia
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>>38759260
someone on /trash/ told me long ago that the appeal of futa is their climaxes are easily visible and unfakable climaxes
with a 3dpd she can fake everything and if she's a good enough actor (You) will never know, but if you're hammering a futa's prostate as you try to knock her up then you'll know in short order if you are doing a good job at getting her off. taking futa dick still makes a guy a faggot and the bitch though
>>38759269
oh right. i forgot about that incident. has the olive branch and an apology letter ever been sent over?
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>>38759273
Oh well if it was someone from the board that has unironic blacked and cuck generals then they sure must've known what they were talking about.
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>>38759273
based and futapilled
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So...anyone gonna draw some shit?
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>>38759273
why do people feel like they need to make up excuses to see dickgirls

face it, dicks are hot, girls are hot, therefor dickgirls = double win. If it's a marecock it's triple win.

and don't reply to this post claiming you don't think dicks are hot. You fucking liar.
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>>38759287
>face it, dicks are hot, girls are hot, therefor dickgirls = double win. If it's a marecock it's triple win.
my based niggas, where have you all been?
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>>38759295
/mcg/ isn't up, so i assume those posters have been lurking around in other threads and the topic of conversation in this thread shifted to be relevant to their interests
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>>38759295
Stuffing their faces with cocks, they've been hogging them all for themselves, you really gonna let that stand, dickchad?
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Can we talk less about marecock and more about /mlp/-tan
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>>38759300
This is a non-reply. You already know I love mare dicks what is the point in hammering it over and over?
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>>38759306
If the for free's forced these faggots to stay in their "totes not gay dude" general, we might.
When have those niggers ever done their jobs though.
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>>38759306
i'm sure /d/tan is havin' a giggle over this at least
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>>38759265
Cockjoke
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>>38759306
>Can we talk less about marecock
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>>38759347
anal is degenerate
oral is an exercise in trust
vaginal is the ultimate act of intimacy and love
and big teats are best teats
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>>38759362
>big teats are best teats
Disgusting, cute small and unassuming ones are best.
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This thread.
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>>38759273
Based male on futa chad
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/qa/ tier thread
futa is just a roundabout way of being gay
this entire thread is a textbook example of why homosexuals shouldn't have rights and should be seen as less than human
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>>38759402
based
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Since you're all distracted here's an idea
>/mlp/-tan makes an elaborate plan to steal /x/-tan's socks again
>she recruits keksandra
>"hey go tell /x/ you want to try her outfit on then tell her you want to show everyone but high tail it back here"
>plan goes into action
>keksandra tries to run away with the outfit
>oversized socks tangle on her legs and she trips up
>next we see /mlp/-tan and /x/-tan sitting in the hospital waiting room, keksandra crying with a bloodied tissue on her nose
>/x/-tan tells her to get her own damn socks
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>>38759454
ok, this is epic

>captcha:PP4HK
Who's HK?
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>>38759454
cute
also is /x/tan the reason there was so much art of Rainbow Dash in rainbow thigh high socks a year or two ago?
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>>38759008
Literally who?
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>>38759561
>keksandra in /x/-tan's ill-fitting clothes with a likely broken nose, crying her eyes out
>/x/-tan in a bathrobe she had to borrow from /mlp/-tan because she doesn't actually own one
>/mlp/-tan with a change of clothes for keksandra once she's discharged
Tell me this isn't a funny visual
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>>38759281
>Oh well if it was someone from the board that has unironic off-topic generals and threads flooding their catalog then they sure must've known what they were talking about.
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>>38759287
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>tick, tick, tick, tick, tick
>the only thing keeping /x/ sane right now is the clock on the wall
>it’s nearly 1am
>she should be sleeping, or at least summoning an otherworldly spirit from the gates of hell right now
>next to her sat a whimpering young girl, and next to that girl sat the reason for her being here
>in her defense, it shouldn’t have been this way
>/mlp/ just wanted her socks for another stupid cosplay and, in an act of sheer brilliance, enlisted little /s4s/ as her pawn
>it was a simple scheme: ask her to try on her clothes, then run like hell and give /mlp/ the socks
>phase one, the dress-up, was a success
>it fell apart in phase two
>when /s4s/ tried to run, the socks that were way too loose for her slipped down
>one sock wrapped around the other leg and she pretty much indiana jones’ whipped herself off her feet
>she should’ve landed on the floor harmlessly but she was just about to run out of the room, and instead of cleanly landing on the floor, she smashed her face into the door frame
>what followed was her horrible screaming and wailing
>/x/ could see the blood before she forced /s4s/‘s hands away from her face to inspect the damage
>aside from the nosebleed that looked like she’d just been hit by a tomato, her nose looked like it’d gone the distance with drago
>/mlp/ had heard the crying from her room and gone to see the commotion
>after putting it all together, /x/ went ballistic on /mlp/ for five whole minutes, only being stopped when /s4s/ started begging for help
>then after quickly grabbing some extra clothes and a whole box of tissues, they bundled into /mlp/‘s car and sped to the hospital
>the hospital had promised immediate treatment
>two hours later, that had been a total lie
>they hadn’t been taken to a ward yet and all they’d been given was some painkiller meds that didn’t fucking work
>fuck the healthcare system
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>>38759669
kys fag
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>>38759669
>reddit rule
that's basically most blue boards now
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>/s4s/ tried hard to clean the blood dripping out of her nostrils, but as she dabbed the red liquid away, she tapped her nose
>she hissed in agony and began to cry again
>/mlp/ took the tissue and started working on it herself
”Try not to touch it.”
”I gan’d nod douch id! Id hurds!”
”Shhhh, calm down. The doctor will fix you up.”
”I dasde blood.”
”Breathe through your mouth.”
>/x/ watched the two talk it out
>as much as she wanted to berate /mlp/ again, at least she was trying to make up for her failings
>the two were close friends, if not sisters in spirit
>/x/ winced as another drop of blood dripped out of the girl’s nose and onto her tank top
>there’d been no time to change after the injury
>the skull symbol on the front was now stained a messy dark red (if it hadn’t been for the “why”, /x/ would’ve enjoyed the visual)
>washing the blood out was going to be terrible
“/x/?”
“Yes?”
“I’m really sorry I god your dop messy.”
“Honey, you’re injured. There’s no need to apologize.”
>/x/ noticed some drops of blood on her socks too
>she‘d need to find out if there was a cheaper way to remove blood stains from clothes, lest she accidentally stain her socks with a faint red tone somehow
“Does my nose loog bad?”
>/mlp/ and /x/ stared at each other for the first time since the incident
“Well, I-um…”
“It’s…it’s nothing the doctor can’t fix! Right, /x/?”
“Y-yes, of course. Doctors are here to help you. They can fix anything.”
>/x/ turned her head aside and mumbled under her breath
“Can’t fix stupid.”
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>>38759058
>>38759080
>>38759105
I wish I could date a cute girl that was into ponies and cool enough to be into Chan culture.
Unfortunately I'm too much of a loser, a spurge, old and ugly to date even a normal girl much less the kind of girl that a male dominated space like the pony fandom actively pines for.
If I can't compete in normal spaces I certainly can't compete even among the anons here, and this is why I wish I could just force myself to accept that I'm going to de alone.
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>/x/‘s aside didn’t go unnoticed
“The hell did you say?”
“Nothing.”
“Don’t nothing me, /x/. I know what you said.”
>/s4s/ started to shrink in her seat
“I only said the truth.”
“Oh, the truth, huh? If you’d just given me your stupid socks, none of-“
“Don’t pin this on me! You’re the reason she’s here!”
“Well how the hell could I predict that? Why didn’t you use your voodoo ouija whatever you do to see the future?”
”Excuse me!? Voodoo ouija!? Do you even know what I do!?”
”It sure isn’t helping a friend out!”
>neither of them heard the whimpering between them
“You could’ve saved us a trip here if you had just bought your own damn socks!”
“I don’t want my own socks, I want yours!”
“What’s the difference!?”
“They’re different!”
“How!?”
“THEY JUST ARE!”
“SDOP FIGHDING!”
>the two belligerents, stunned into silence, looked down at the sobbing girl in astonishment
>/s4s/ never yelled
“I don’d lige you dwo fighding! I don’d wanna hear you dwo fighding! Id wasn’d eider of your faulds! Id was an accidend! You dwo should be friends!”
>/s4s/ broke down again and covered her ears
>the two adults looked regretfully at the girl and each rested a hand on her shoulders
“Hey, hey, it’s okay. We’re done fighting.”
“You mean id?”
“We do. We’re sorry.”
“Id’s ogay. Jusd don’d fighd again.”
>/mlp/ grabbed another tissue and worked on clearing the fresh blood away from /s4s/‘s face
>/x/ looked at the clock
>only eight minutes had passed
>back to her own hell
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>>38759008
She's fine. Her only downside is being human, but that's the price she has to pay for being able to show up outside of /mlp/.
>>38759870
Okay, and?
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>they were finally assigned a doctor at 2:30am
>/s4s/ was taken to radiology and had her face x-rayed multiple times from the front and sides
>while the x-rays were developed and analyzed, /s4s/ was returned to the ward, and she was given some working painkillers and an ice pack to stem the bleeding
>at the ward, the doctor came back after about half an hour
>as she put the scans up on the backlight, the results were obvious
>(author’s note: don’t expect the broken nose treatment to be spot on, but I tried my hardest to make it accurate)
“I won’t sugarcoat it. The damage to her nose is bad. As you can see, there’s a clean break of the lower and upper cartilage as well as a partial break of the bone. However, there’s good news. We will be able to manipulate the cartilage back into position.”
>/mlp/ let out a relieved sigh
>/s4s/ raised her hand
“Whad is a manibulate?”
>the question made /mlp/ cringe
“Well, dear, in order for your nose to heal correctly, we will have to realign it into the right position.”
>as /mlp/ dreaded, /s4s/ started to panic
“I don’d wanna do dad! Id really hurds! Mage dem nod do dad!”
>/s4s/ started to hyperventilate
“Calm down, calm down! Breathe slowly!”
“I gan’d! /mlp/, I don’d wanna do a manibulate!”
“/s4s/, I know it’s scary, but you have to. You can’t have a crooked nose.”
“I’m sgared id’ll really hurd!”
“Hey, she’s not going to hurt you. You’ll give her something, right?”
“It’s standard procedure to give the patient an anaesthetic to numb the area, yes.”
“See? She’s a smart doctor. She wants to make it easy for you.”
“I-I’m sdill sgared.”
“I know.”
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>>38759024
>no hooves
>perfect
>inb4 muh mascot
I don't care, your tastes are shit
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>>38759295
probably playing in /trash/ where you belong.
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>>38760027
Trying too hard newfag
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>>38759008
Board-tans were and are pure AIDS
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>>38760061
Your shit died out for a reason see, >>38760069
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>/s4s/ rested on the bed in the ward
>the anaesthetic she had been given had dulled most of the pain in her nose, but she could still feel the first doctor examining her nostrils and cleaning out the blood
>a second doctor, another female, held the girl’s head in place
>/mlp/ and /x/ sat in the chairs, nervously awaiting the beginning of the procedure
>the first doctor put the nasal tool away
“Alright, /s4s/. What I’m going to do now is move the cartilage this way. You will feel a scraping and some pain, but the worst of it will be over quickly. Do you think you can handle it for me?”
>/s4s/ squeaked out a very quiet yes
>as the doctor placed her fingers on the nose, /mlp/ winced and squeezed /x/‘s hand
>with careful precision, the doctor jerked the misshapen protrusion to the right
>an audible crack could be heard, following by /s4s/ yelling
“OWWWW! Owieeeee!”
“Relax, dear. It’s over. Deep breaths.”
>/mlp/ finally let out the breath she’d been holding just as /s4s/ took some of her own
“Brave little trooper.”
>/x/ nodded
>the two doctors continued to work on the girl’s nose, checking for any sudden nasal distress
>after a few minutes, both were satisfied with the procedure and they moved onto fitting a nasal splint onto /s4s/‘s face
>with the splint applied, the other doctor left the ward and /s4s/ could finally sit up and recover from the manipulation
>meanwhile the other doctor gave /mlp/ and /x/ the prognosis
“Managing it should be relatively simple from now on. For the next two weeks, keep her head elevated when she sleeps. Tomorrow, she’ll need an ice pack applied to her nose three times for ten minutes each to minimize swelling. Keep her from any physical activity that could damage her nose for the next two weeks. Finally, get this script filled ASAP. These painkillers are the ones we gave her earlier.”
>finally, after five hours, /s4s/ was discharged from the hospital
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>>38760101
Very compelling argument, it died because a single anon decided that he doesn't like it of course
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>>38759287
Dicks are not hot, especially human ones. Do you deny your faggotry?
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>back at the house, /mlp/ and /x/ took the girl back to her room
>/mlp/ put away the clothes she’d taken with her and helped /s4s/ into her PJs, taking the bloodied /x/ outfit with her in a plastic bag
>then, it was off to bed
>/x/ put a second pillow under the first to elevate her head, and soon, /s4s/ was asleep
>the two adults left in silence and made their way towards their own rooms
“I’m gonna stick with her for a week and keep an eye on her.”
“Desperate to make up for your failure, huh?”
“Shut up. It was an accident but I still feel bad about it.”
>/x/ folded her arms and sighed heavily
“Well, I’m at least happy that you’re going out of your way to help her.”
“Hey. I’m her sister-ish. It’s my duty.”
>/mlp/ handed the plastic bag to /x/
“Look, after tonight, I’m done going for your socks. I’ll buy my own.”
“Good.”
“Great. Goodnight.”
>as /mlp/ turned to go inside, /x/ stopped her
“One question. What’s different about my socks that you didn’t want to buy your own?”
>/mlp/ didn’t respond immediately
>her eyes darted back and forth
>then she quickly went inside without a reply
>/x/ rolled her eyes and went walking to her room
>time to find some blood-removal incantations
That’s all.
This was kind of boring. I guess I learned how to fix a broken nose at the least.
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>>38760134
Fact the facts faggot, It's not even interesting enough to hold its own as your drowning in gay futaniggers it's what you deserve
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this thread went to shit too quickly
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>>38760443
so instead of trying to salvage it you bitch and moan to make it worse
well if you're so dead set on this thread being shit, let me get it even deeper into the /trash/
>male on female
>futa on female
>double vaginal
>frottage
>impregnation
>anthro
>huge breasts
>excessive cum
faggot
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>>38760443
Blame the retards who can't stop seething at the thought of another man's fetish (gay)
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It's really strange how newfags feel so compelled to uphold "board culture" so fervently as if it were some concrete thing that everyone had to follow. When in reality, we were all just having fun back then.
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>>38760716
Oh no he's retarded
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>>38759720
So, here’s the deal. 4chan is secretly working to turn you gay. See, Hiro sells your IP addresses to private companies that make a profit off of kidnapping, feminizing, and pimping people like you. He gets a tidy sum for his contributions. They get your IP, locate you, and begin to monitor you. As soon as you do something like, say, buy a pair of panties, you’re marked, an easy target. Soon enough, you’re walking down the street one night, and BAM, they take you. Nailed with a dart rifle from a thousand paces, then a van pulls up and they throw you in. You wake up in the dark, tied up, gagged, and blindfolded.

Right after your capture, you won't be given any freedom. Your feminizing will be a long and arduous process, usually taking months, as it requires strict dieting, reshaping of your body fat, very carefully calibrated hormone injections, altering your body shape through corsets, hormones, and the occasional surgery, and countless other things.

But before all that can begin, they want to get plenty of use out of you. You'll be tied to a special chair, which will keep you tied in a sitting position, with an automated dildo ready to fuck your ass at any time. An O-ring gag holds your mouth open, allowing anyone who wants one to get a blowjob. Even at $20 a pop, this little endeavor will quickly make up the cost of transforming you. You’ll be given hormones and nutrition intravenously, treating and sustaining you, while a dildo will be teasing your ass. Usually it only vibrates, though sometimes it may fuck you at varying speeds, or even pull out completely. The purpose of this is to give you constant prostate stimulation, make you love getting fucked, and making you associate this pleasure with sucking cock as well.
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>>38761020
Then it’s off to sleep, locked in chastity so you don’t have too much fun. As you lie down to sleep, one wall of your room will constantly be displaying a hypnotic stream of images and words designed to strip you of your masculinity, turning you into a sissy slut, while still leaving you acutely aware of exactly what you are.

Finally, after months, you’ll finally be a properly transformed femboy. Full lips just begging to wrap around your master’s cock. An innocent face that somehow meshes perfectly with that slutty smile. Long lustrous hair, a perk of all those hormones. Small but well formed breasts, A-cups, so sensitive a tweak of your pink nipple could send a shock right down the base of your spine, instantly getting you rock hard. A flat stomach, perfect for licking. Your body is not so much an hourglass as a pear, your sloping sides giving way to a pair of wide hips and a soft, grabbable, kissable, lickable, and above all, fuckable, ass. From behind, no one would ever predict that you had a small but sexy cock, 5” or so erect, as it almost always was. Constantly twitching in anticipation, precum flowing with even the most gentle teasing, you always look to be on the verge of cumming, yet could have your ass pounded for hours without spilling a drop. Going down even further reveals a pair of shapely legs, accentuating the whole picture.

The overall package is a cute yet sexy girl, hairless beyond your head and eyebrows, leaving the rest of you smooth and soft. Lithe and beautiful, you seem as capable and eager to suck your own cock as a client’s. How could any man resist your charms?

Well, you’ll get a chance to find out. Up until now, your ass hasn’t been fucked. You’re still a marketable slut, not just for someone looking for a whore, but for a fulltime master. After your captors have found someone suitable and interested, you get an “interview”. It’s important not to screw this one up, because you won’t get another one.
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>>38761021
As soon as training is officially declared finished, you'll be set up with a buyer within a week. But after that it's a bit touch and go. A potential master is going to have you act as his private fucktoy for years to come. He will want to test a few things. Personal appearance never comes into the equation, as you will already have been made about as attractive as you can be, and your client would be aware of your height, weight, and measurements before ever seeing you.

No, your client wants to give you a test run of sorts. Test your obedience and subservience, check how good you are at blowjobs, handjobs, etc. A potential Master can do anything he wants to you, except fuck your ass. That pleasure is reserved for owners. Anyway, after the interview, the Master will decide if he is interested. If so, 24 hours later (to give you time to prepare physically and mentally), will come your final session. You will be stripped naked, put in a small room with your client, and be ordered to service him. In order to make an impression, you must be sensual. Make him feel wanted, but also ensure that he always knows he is in control.

And then, it's time. He'll bend you over and fuck your ass. It is ESSENTIAL that you stay rock hard the entire time, and cum before he does, but not by too great a margin. Moan, scream, allow yourself to be lost in your throes of ecstasy. Just generally make it good.

Within the hour, you will have a final decision. It is possible that you will be rejected. If so, having been deflowered, your value drops considerably, meaning that potential masters will be much harder to come by, so you'll basically be a whore at that point, with no master unless someone takes a special interest.
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Who?
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>>38760716
Ok
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>>38761028
Now, while being a whore doesn't preclude pleasure, it simply won't be as enjoyable. There's never really time to develop a routine, since you charge based on time, so most people who take you will be fucking you without wasting time with things like foreplay. With a Master, they have all the time in the world. They'll bring about exquisite pleasures even when they aren't pounding your ass, employing dildos and vibrators and all kinds of toys.

Clients, though, are different. Most of them will only fuck you, right in their car or hotel room or whatever. Most won't even tie you up, or if they do it will be cuffs and a ball-gag, or a strip of tape and some zip ties. Nothing elaborate, and without a strong intent. When your Master gags you, it will frequently be for a greater purpose. For example, he might ring-gag you, allowing him to do whatever he wants to you while never having to worry about you biting down. Or a strip of tape might be to allow you to scream as loud as you want when he screws you in an alley. Or he might stuff your cum-soaked panties in your mouth as a punishment for getting lost in the pleasures of a vibrator. Might just pull them down in the middle of a crowded sidewalk and jam them in, letting everyone see how naughty you are, and likely letting them see your cock as well, considering short skirts are standard slave attire.

If you turned out well during the transformation process, you're more likely to get a better master. The best ones tend to be the most attractive. They have toned, muscular bodies and long, thick cocks, sometimes even eleven or twelve inches long. They'll want you to enjoy your new life, so that you'll perform better, but they know that the best way to do that is to fuck and humiliate you, forcing you to acknowledge your status as an enslaved, feminized slut.
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>>38761034
The things you will be told to do could be anything. You might one day be called out to the pool, wearing a microkini that is little more than a string that rides up your cute ass (doing nothing to hide your erect and dripping cock) and a top with tiny metal rings around your nipples. You will be told to swim while your master watches from a chair, tossing away your clothing after a while before your master decides to bend your wet, glistening ass over the chair and slide his cock in.

The next day you might have to submit to a group of your master's friends. They will form a ring around your nude, kneeling body and demand to be sucked and jerked off. You will have to keep cocks in your hands and mouth at all times, and be prepared to have your head pulled back onto a cock in a forced deepthroat. Make sure that when they cum, you catch as much as you can in your mouth, and lick up the rest, or your master may decide to punish you later.

The physical effects of the hormones, combined with the positive reinforcement and hypnotic suggestion from your training, will usually insure that you crave cock, and willingly submit to it, be it in your mouth or ass. If not regularly penetrated, it will be as though you are in heat, and will try to pleasure yourself with anything you can find; anal stimulation with bottles and broomhandles encountered during your duties will probably happen eventually, and if not that, you are sure to become quite creative in satisfying your womanly aches. The specific form of induced nymphomania also means that your cock is mostly for show, and you will crave prostate stimulation so much that you won't even consider jerking off as you one did.
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>>38761038
However, you may still have some normal male desires as well. Good sluts have been known to be rewarded by sexual encounters with women; but at this point, it is more of a lesbian experience than anything. If you penetrate your partner, it will be with your tongue or a toy: using your penis won't even occur to you. It will be as though you simply had a very large, extremely sensitive clitori.

Standard dress code is anything but masculine, and anything but modest, for that matter. French maid uniforms, revealing dresses, and tiny bikinis will be the norm for you. For example, on a typical day, you might go out dressed in a miniskirt that just barely shows the bottom of your round ass, and the bulge beneath your sheer thong panties. A matching halter top will be included, made of extremely material that shows off your bra-less, erect nipples, and displaying your midriff down to just below your hips. On another day, your master might prefer to have you wear a strapless, backless dress that hugs your skin so tightly that passerby can clearly see the outline of your entire anatomy.

Toys will also be a part of your daily life. They will likely enter into fucking session with your master, but may also be supplied for masturbation, if you are not kept in chastity (many slaves are, to keep them horny and fresh for the sessions). Small vibrators placed strategically on sensitive areas like the nipples and cock head, as well as in your ass, are common. Buttplugs may be mandated at all times, possibly with remote control of vibration. Many slaves are encouraged to carry on an active masturbation routine to reinforce their own sex drives, as well as the fact that they live almost entirely to perform sexual acts, be it on themselves or others.
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>>38761042
As you likely guessed, the constant sexual regimen your will be put through will affect you both mentally an physically. After the first few months, most slaves settle into their new lives, and may even begin to forget their past selves (especially if they are particularly enthusiastic about their new subservient station). Some never do, and the memory of their old, male persona may chafe their slutty, airheaded, female new one. As for the body, the most noticeable effect will be a widening of the anus, due to constant stretching. Part of conditioning is a dosage of drugs that enhance the body's ability to recover from this, meaning that slaves almost never suffer prolapses. However, eventually, you will be able to stretch your asshole to sizes you never before thought possible accepting things better described as “poles” than simple dildoes.

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This publication was produced to warn you of the dire truth of 4chan. If you do not feel that you want such a life, you are advised to cease all activity on the website immediately: you may still be able to escape. If you are uncertain, or even welcoming, just keep doing what you're doing: we will find you.
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Holy schizo! I guess Emily is both a newfag filter *and* a schizo-magnet. Who knew our girl could be so based.
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>>38760716
this
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>>38761060
More reasons to bring her back
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>>38760716
/mlp/tan has never been a pony to begin with.
She is an anthropomorphic personification, like Death from the Discworld.
>>38761060
Yep, we need a daily /mlp/tan thread.
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>emily
>girl
Lol you can only pick one, schizo
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>>38759402
Cringe and blupilled taste. Never post again.
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>>38761340
Islam is right about gays
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>>38761374
>genuflects to literal sand niggers
Way to show your true colors, faggot. Embarrassing.
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>>38761379
Get deroofed aidscase
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>>38761382
get blown up by zoomer trannies, paki
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>>38761386
>>>/lgbt/
back to your home colony, reddit
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>>38761374
I mean, commies were also right about gays. It is clear that LGBT is pushed for the reason that it makes the society weaker and allows predators to feast on it.
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>>38761388
>hates /mlp/'s board culture
>brings up gays unprovoked
>praises the most barbaric abrahamic religion
>tells other anons to leave the board
This is too embarrassing, Anon. Please stop.
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>>38761394
>fag thinks fagshit is board culture in another case of history revisionism
This is why you get deroofed
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Now that I think about it, another reason why Emily's use has dropped off is because our artists can only draw ponies, not humans. I know I can't.
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>>38761398
>keeps thinking everything is fagshit
>insists that Emily is fagshit
>insists on his own ignorance and newfaggotry
Hahahahaha
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>>38759008
I miss board tans. It feels like the site as a whole has lost a lot of that sense of community and creativity in recent years. At least /mlp/ and, as far as I know, /k/ still have it.

>>38761374
>subhuman agrees with subhumans
shocked and appalled
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>>38761394
>groomer cope and delusions
U h8 2 C It
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>>38761403
Then draw her as a pone. Duh.
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>>38761374
State atheist China and North Korea are right about fags too.
Their scientists say they are mentally unstable and a threat to society.
Based Changs
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I like to pretend that the election tourist in this thread is actually Ghost from TCR.
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>the sheer amount of seething that Emily evokes out of newfags and post-election tourists
Truly /our/ girl
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>>38759246
>board character falls out of use over time
>but actually the mods did it
2iq
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>>38761419
kek

>>38761425
its honestly pretty great
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>>38761406
This thread hasnt been about a gay oc for over a hundred posts and you know it pozbag
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>>38761454
you lost the argument a long time ago bud
also please enlighten me, what is a "pozbag"? how does one get one?
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>>38761461
>majority of posts are futafaggotry
whatever you say lgbtrannoid
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>>38761340
You've been given a whole month to celebrate your kind and 3 whole boards where you'll be welcome. If you're lost all you gotta do is click the red
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/d/
>>>/trash/
keep your homo >>>/out/ of where it doesn't belong
>>38761461
>bud
>enlighten
>referring to themselves as one
shave your neckbeard
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Can someone edit emily onto that popular smug anime girl's face. The one with pink hair and beady eyes.
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>>38761411
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>>38761515
PERFECT! Now all she needs is a fake horn and a bunch of crusty bad dragon dildos
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>>38761517
I don't have that, but I found the perfect picture for this thread.
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>>38761534
NICEEEE ily
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>>38759008
Where have all the board-tans gone? I never seem to see much of them anymore.
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>>38759080
>horse news
oof it's been a long time since I heard that name
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>>38761497
>an actual, unironic bigot browsing THE board of love and tolerance
Back to >>>/pol/ with you
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>>38761635
>tfw I migrated to /mlp/ from ponychan back in 2013
I kinda miss the hugbox
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>>38761635
faggotbooru get >>>/out/
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>>38761635
>doesn't like futa
>therefore bigot
muh sides
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>>38759706
>>38759812
>>38759877
>>38759965
>>38760114
>>38760173
I enjoyed it, thank you anon.
I would read more of this type of low-stakes slice-of-life greentext featuring roommate shenanigans interspersed with interpersonal tension.
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>>38761815
I would read one about emily making an ellaborate scheme to call the /co/ mascot a fag
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>>38761718
>doesnt like futa therefore bigot
Correct. Youre catching on quick, newbie.
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>>38761997
based
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>>38761997
>newbie
go back
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>>38762101
no u
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>>38759008
Why does she need a redesign? Emily's cute. She's fine the way she is. She's our perfect little autistic NEET.
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>>38759008
Just turn her into a pony. Would need to change the hairstyle too.
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>>38762116
AND the perfect filter to all the tryard newfags. Which is why she shouldn't be made into a pone.
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>>38759008
Board tans are shit and I'm glad she's dead
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>>38759008
It would be interesting to see her 12 years older and having gone through all that time. I can't help but wonder how she would feel now that the show has ended.
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Board mascots are stupid including Anon.
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>>38759030
>rent free
You fucking dipshits keep bringing it up all the time. Shut up about trannies and they'll go away. No normal person let's troons live inside their head 24/7 and thinks they're sane
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>>38762127
>>38762235
How’s your first day on 4chan?
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What's /mlp/'s cup size?
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>>38762563
A 32
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>>38762567
Small but good for squeezing.
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>>38761515
imagine the smell of her ponut
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How would Anonfilly and Floorb react to being dethroned by /mlp/'s TRVE QVEEN?
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>>38760716
>hating humanizations
Okay newfag
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>>38759008
Ummm... make her tits bigger?
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>>38762850
Not everyone needs huge honker badonkers
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lmao he deleted his post after getting dunked on by everyone
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>>38761815
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I had to google broken nose diagnosis and prognosis on the fly to make it as accurate as possible. I could've easily tried writing a broken arm or finger but I'm a sadist who wanted some blood.
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>>38761997
>>38762064
fallout is shit and you'll never be ponies
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>>38763106
What? Fallout? Wrong thread, nigga.
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>>38759100
/trash/ does
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Reminder that /d/-tan and /mlp/-tan are good friends.
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>>38763129
LSA, my beloved. Wherever did you go? Newfags who blindly hate EqG will never know our joy.
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>>38763136
>LSA
He really just disappeared off the face of the internet, didn't he?
He drew the greatest Emilies.
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>>38763136
>everyone who doesn't like what I like is a newfag
true newfag sentiment
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>>38763129
That's why /mld/ is a thing
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>>38763148
I pity you. EqG had inspired some of the best content in the fandom. 2012-2015 /mlp/ was a magical place.
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>>38763256
Sure was, board wasn't choked with your spam, you fags stayed in your generals and all was relatively calm.
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How would Emily react to meeting an Anonfilly
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>>38763265
putting on her robe and wizard hat
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>>38763263
Yeah and people who posted >no hooves in EqG threads didn't lurk and spam the threads with their frothing-at-the-mouth histrionica like you're doing now. Are you alright, Anon?
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>>38763269
>this single disagreement is spam
Easy there wouldn't want you to call in the cavalry. I'm not looking to run afoul of the mighty protected ones.
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>>38763273
Nigga what cavalry are you talking about? Are you still talking about ponies?
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>>38763278
>ponies
None I see here, 'nigga'.
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>>38763278
No he just wants to be mad about something and trying to shill politics here failed
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>>38763265
Best friends
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>>38760771
>merely pretending
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>>38763265
Booping it, and calling it a cute faggot
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THEY'RE ALL PONIES NOW
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>>38763306
>2018
>/j/ was still around
bullshit
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>>38763306
>/v/ isn't splintered into 14 different boards
Needs a new one
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>>38763306
What's the lore behind /r/ looking like a cryptid
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>>38763354
/wsr/ is a junior sorceress, but /r/ is the master sorcerer of pornography
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>>38763306
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>>38763495
that's an old /tv/ tan apparently
that boards a jisney advertising channel now lmao
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>>38763495
Are you the artist?
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>>38763495
I like the design on the /tv/ one, he looks like a real human bean. Now, for a challenge, do one for the new boards that aren't on the chart (/vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/, /vm/, /pw/, /xs/, and /vt/)
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>>38763504
No, mkog made these back when he made the rest, his idea was that they're short-term power up forms for when a board has a big happening.

>>38763694
I'm not the artist unfortunately. But I'd love to see the vidya balkans as well, some do have designs.
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>>38763306
My personal favorite idea for “board-tans in Equestria” is if all the kids, especially the girls, had to attend school.
If Cheerilee didn’t have a hard time juggling the CMC and the douchey duo, then throwing in three flavors of autism (memes, bantz, and miserable weeb) and a few extra friends into the mix would be true chaos.
Also, the fact that all their cutie marks are literally their board names might be worth a story.
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>>38759030
>has tits
>has hips
>face looks female

Nigga what are you on.
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>>38763733
/biz/ is Bayonetta?
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boring follow-up
>as soon as she woke up, /mlp/ went straight to /s4s/ to monitor her
>the area around her eyes had bruised slightly overnight, no bleeding had happened, and her speech was no longer hampered, but pain still radiated from her nose
>/mlp/ rushed out to fill the prescription for her painkillers and gave her the appropriate dosage
>/s4s/ felt better, but suffered irritation throughout the day
>she would get itches around her nose but she was too afraid to touch it
>/mlp/ kindly scratched the itches away with a hairpin
>she also examined the girl’s nostrils and gently cleaned out any dried flecks of blood, and applied the ice pack to her nose a few times per the doctor’s orders
>true to her word, /mlp/ stayed with her for a few weeks to see the injury out
>other than the odd complaint of itchiness, a sharp pain whenever she sneezed, and the rare nosebleed (/mlp/ used the ice pack and removed the clots), /s4s/ coped well
>after a fortnight, she went in for an x-ray and thankfully the fractures had healed significantly
>one week later, she had a second check-up and was given the all-clear to remove the splint
>a month after the injury, /s4s/ was back to her normal self and her nose looked as unremarkable as ever
>/mlp/ had finally bought her own rainbow socks
>/x/‘s clothes were stainless once more
>and /s4s/ had a cool story to tell her friends
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>>38763733
I like /pw/'s choice of board tan being the 17 time world heavyweight champion and current AEW Champion, VACANT but I think /xs/ is lazy for copying them, absolute Janetty
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>>38764082
We all know /xs/ is just Tony Hawk, the photographer just keeps having this weird tired guy show up instead.
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Boop
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>>38764800
Stop bumping this shit thread
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>>38764807
Hahahahaha
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>>38764813
based
>>38764807
bump
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>>38759008
Kek, hadn't seen her since /mlpol/.
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>>38765151
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>>38763066
>Our trannyjanny totally didnt scrub it away for badthink this time trust me
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bump
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>>38764924
>>38763129
>calarts
glad this turd was flushed
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>>38765441
bump
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>>38764807
Bump
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>>38763061
Please consider exhibit >>38765307
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>>38765307
i'd rather she hook up with /d/ or /x/
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>all these sad moves to bump the thread
Board tans are a shit relic and the winter ball was an embarassing new height for sitewide autism. This is mare and green anon territory, fuck off old /co/mmies.
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>>38766010
bump
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>>38766010
You're really showing your newfag trying to fit in, why don't you go back to whatever reddit you came from?
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>>38765441
You don't know what calarts is.
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Emily, destroyer of newfags.
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>>38766058
harbinger of seething
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>>38766066
Babysitter of cuteness
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I like Emily.
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>>38759265
Best post on the board
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>>38766034
>Look mommie I said it again!
embarrassing
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>>38766010
Anon should be sent to the trash bin too. Green ape has no place in Equestria.
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>>38766130
Same. Autistic tipper when appropriate but I can also see her being a responsible older sibling and all around good person >>38766066
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>>38766279
I'd like more of Emily being a good sister for Keksandra.
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>>38766306
Emily ending the cycle of autism perpetuated by /co/ and /b/ by being an actual good sister to keksandra.
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>>38766311
They're more alike than we think
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>>38766334
Whose h-hand is that...
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>>38766454
mine
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'jaks > board tans
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>>38766459
Bump
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>>38766454
It's her hand. Her arms are loopy.
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>>38766274
you will never be a pony
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>>38766510
What a great superpower
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>>38766552
Better than your superpower of being gay af
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>>38766334
feet
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>>38766562
NOT BURY NICE
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>>38766571
For each other only.
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>>38764924
wew nice pic
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>>38766562
I- i- :'((((
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>>38766572
PERCEPTIVE AREN'T WE
BET YOU GOT A DEGREE MAJORING IN THE FREAKIN OBVIOUS, DR SMARTENHEIMER
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/r/equesting to be spoonfed the lore of board-tans
I understand each board had their own tans but how were they conceived and what interactions did they have with each other over the years? or is it just representational of what the artist was feeling at the time?
>inb4 newfug
>inb4 lurk moar
understandable, have a nice day

>pic unrelated
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>>38766661
I think they generally come into being by Anons of the board trying to find out how to best represent themselves plus artist's ideas.
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So can we bring back sisterly Emily?
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>>38766684
>/v/
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any /mlp/-tan greens?
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>>38761137
>a daily /mlp/tan thread
I, for one, will be looking forward to this.
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>>38766933
yeah the one you're about to write
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>>38766969
I'm on board, honestly.
/tan/, or /emily/, what are we gonna call it?
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What would you do if you and Emily found yourselves in Equestria? Would you ditch her for a mare or nah?
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>>38767065
Would I have a choice?
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>>38767069
Probably. Do you feel compelled to continue the human race?
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>>38767065
>ditch her for a mare
No way.
Twilight probably wants to see human procreation in action for her studies.
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>>38767070
Not really!
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>>38766144
Dude you're just embarassing yourself with your newfaggotry, just shut up and go do newfag stuff like lurking more
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>>38766589
Yes I AM smart, becaus I'm a rudeposter
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>>38760027
>"no hooves" posters are actual newfags
I mean, I already knew that beforehand, but still nice to get confirmation
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>there will never be a based animated series
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>>38766053
>t. /co/prophagia enthusiast
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>>38767288
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>>38767945
Imagine an X-Men spinoff and each one has their own super ability
It could be useful like /fit/ having super strength, or it could be totally useless like that kid who changes channels by blinking
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>>38767065
If she's any true representation of /mlp/ she would. I think we both agree humans are icky.
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>>38767945
Imagine a 4chan fighting game starring the board tans
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>>38767945
i'd feel bad for whoever they hire for their house, but i'm sure he'd be compensated what he's worth
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Bump
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>>38767288
Who would be the main character?
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>>38768372
me nigga
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>>38767288
And that's a good thing!
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>>38768372
Different main character for each episode
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dabbing on /qa/
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>>38768738
>>38768698
/pol/ and /tv/ have always looked so grimy and greasy to me
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>>38767288
I actually had an idea for this.
But finding animators or autists that are passionate enough to make a show like this is proving more difficult than it's worth.
Where would the right place even be to propose an idea like this and work with?
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>>38766684
been reading old threads, and this pic is super ancient. I believe back in the day when pony was super new, people made threads on other boards asking what they think their board's pony would look like. they're basically based on the board-tans though.
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>>38769361
>you now remember Project Hate Machine
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>>38769801
>Project Hate Machine
Judging by the looks of what I've found, I'm guessing the project died sometime in 2015 and nothing has been done about it since.
Where are the gamedevs and artfags when you need 'em?
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>>38759030
Now that I'm unbanned I can finally tell you to go fuck yourself nigger
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>>38770101
Only friends of Emily may rub her chubby tummy
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>>38770101
God, her chubby belly is so adorbz. LSA truly was a gift. I'm glad to have been in those CYOA threads when they happened.
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>>38770132
>CYOA was like eight years ago
what the fuck
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Oh hey, new board-tan thread, neat

>>38763349
>>38763694
>>38763733
So, that'd be 7 new board-tans

Well, 4chanhouse.org is dead, so finding current board-tan designs for those new boards would be mighty difficult, that's for sure
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>>38770536
Allow me to flex my internet sleuthing prowess by dropping this hot link
https://web.archive.org/web/20160318151158/http://dis.4chanhouse.org/char/
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>>38770536
here's a dropbox link someone posted months ago which recovered a majority of the pictures
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ltiocds578zp7nk/AABpDapdrdIOUKMvj38krGwaa?dl=0
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>>38770536
I'll get you started with a few.
/vrpg/ is split into Jay for JRPGs and Wes for WRPGs
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>>38770536
/vmg/ sort of takes after old /jp/.
I still don't know what the whale has to do with /vmg/.
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>>38770536
>>38770541
>>38770543
Pouring through these archives is really making me depressed. We used to be a proper website. We used to know how to have fun. The 2016 USPE was the worst thing to happen to the internet.
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>>38770536
/vm/'s not really popular but I think most agree that he's a chibi in a ski mask
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The other four
/vst/ looks like a woman in a toga I think.
/xs/ I think is a young girl with knee pads.
/vt/ is tricky, I've seen attempts to make the "4chan VTuber" their board-tan but I've seen a different style with a nod to the "Annoying Orange is the first VTuber" culture.
And I don't think /pw/ ever did one.
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>>38759008
I think she does though I think it should just be that she should be a cake now, just on the edge of becoming in the mature range. Not quite a milf but getting there. Still chubby, still autistic, still spilling spaghetti, still have that stupid horn glued to her head, still wearing a fedora
But maybe a little change in her attire.
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>>38770779
Right. She should be chunkier and stinkier
>>38770101
>>38764924
like these
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>>38759008

I've been here since the /co/ days and I don't recall her.
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>>38770826
>/co/
I don't blame ya. Sucking furry dick constantly must be tiring.
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>>38770779
Thanks for reminding me of the fat /mlp/-tan stories
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>>38770569
I think they're too busy with console war faggotry and 92posting to make a board tan, that or they wanna inherit the /asp/ one
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>>38770536
based drawfag
you taking requests?
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bump for fat emily
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>>38768738
/aq/ couldn't handle the bants and an hero's.
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>>38769804
>making /b/ and /pol/ a cake and expecting nothing to go wrong
This is kind of on you /ck/
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Fat emilybump
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>>38770536
WHY THE FUCK IS IT DEAD REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38770101
he's right tranny
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>>38772358
>>38771157
WANT THICC EMMY!!!
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>>38770830
Can you post some of em if you have them, pretty please?
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>>38770553
Aight, I guess I can get started with Jay

I used Super Lesbian Horse RPG art style for her

>>38770900
I ain't making promises, but shoot
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>>38772601
She's tranny, he's tranny, you're tranny, I'M tranny! Are there any other trannies I should know about?!
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>>38773663
Uhh the jannies?
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>>38773643
Cutie Mark Crusaders playing with /bant/, /jp/ and /s4s/
I think /bant/ would pair with Scootaloo but the other two pairs are up to you
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>>38773643
Jay is cute!
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>>38759008
no she isnt
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I tracked down a /pw/-tan.
They call this one /pw/erhouse Dimesola. There is also mention of a second one called Penny /pw/er but I can't find the thread.
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I forgot the picture.
Turns out there's at least three color schemes for his outfit, but red and yellow are definitely reminiscent of old /asp/.
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Fuck you anons. Why do you have to do this shit to me?
So many memories, but so many newfags too...
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>>38774523
There's been over 300 replies with only 71 IPs so far and that's including the tryhard newfags that kept spamming a few days ago. Pre-2016 oldfags are far and few between and I assume our numbers are only going to keep declining as time goes by.
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>>38774526
>few and far between
We're just scarecrows in the yard at this point.
Good morning, I hate zoomers.
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>>38774526
It's probably /qa/. Keep in mind that what /qa/ was prior to its demise was entirely newfags, hence all their material shitting on oldfags and board culture, and their soi spam. It consisted only of newfags who didn't want to lurk when the jannies finally deleted them.
Leebaiting and ponyposting were huge on /qa/, incidentally enough, and I think some of the pony rubbed off on them.

What you're seeing here with the newfags complaining about muh troon OC is almost certainly /qa/, and what I like to describe as the alternate, evil version of /mlpol/ - completely newfag, /pol/ but spams his own board with soijaks and that krautchan derivative and is obsessed with trannies, /mlp/ but shits on any form of history, board culture, or tradition, and probably likes G%.
/qa/posters are a plague upon 4chan, and ever since all of them moved to that soijak board, they're literally off-board and off-site raiders now. Jannies need to lift the raiding rule, or at the very least make soi posting a 3 day ban.
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>>38774572
>/pol/ but spams his own board with soijaks and that krautchan derivative and is obsessed with trannies
>/mlp/ but shits on any form of history, board culture, or tradition, and probably likes G%
It really is the worst of both worlds.
>Jannies need to lift the raiding rule, or at the very least make soi posting a 3 day ban.
Yeah, but what are the odds they'll do anything about it?
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>>38774526
>Pre-2016 oldfags are far and few between and I assume our numbers are only going to keep declining as time goes by.
don't forget, you're here forever
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Well at least /s4s/ stayed friends.
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>>38774639
I left around 2016 but I've returned. I don't think I'll ever escape the ride. Now I'm making more OC than I ever did back then.
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>>38774572
newfag here breaking lurkmode
tell me a story about the old days. What i know is what has been popularized through google search engine and greentext compilations on youtube.
I want to know what things were like before the scruffening, before gamergate, before 4chan became mainstream
>pic somewhat related, I can't answer any of them
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>>38774742
>5/7
Oh no
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>>38774742
>4/7
Some of these are before my time. 2010 fag here.
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>>38774647
Spam doesnt count as OC.
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bump
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You niggers are lucky. Anytime I try to get board-tans going on /pol/, spamming /qa/nons fill the thread.
Fuck /qa/, anons.
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>>38774742
Who is the king of /b/?
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>>38761020
>>38761021
>>38761028
>>38761034
>>38761038
>>38761042
>>38761045
I'd say to take your meds, but I'm concerned how they might interact with whatever the fuck you're on right now.
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>>38775126
Me.
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>>38775143
Wrong!
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>>38774742
I can answer 3, maybe 4 of those questions. I've been here since 2007.
The only people that can call themselves oldfags are those that were here when the site was first created in 2003, and for maybe a year or so after.
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>>38775173
I had a friend show me the site when it launched in 2003, we were both about 19.
Using todays venaculars, I was a failed normalfag who still had hope back then, so I didn't really see the appeal in a site that was basically just pranks, anime and stuff I could see on rotten.

Had no idea I'd be posting there years later when they added a board for the show.
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>>38759105
man images like this take me back. Even with all the troons and weirdo politics stuff I'd take 2014 over now, it was so much more tolerable back then.
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>>38759287
lmao this nigga gay, lmao what a loser
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>>38775182
I've been on and off /k/ since 2007 thanks to 4chan not being blocked in the school computer lab. I feel fucking ancient most of the time coming back here, I have no idea how the actual oldfags feel, I can't imagine trying to actually talk with anyone on here in 4 more years when I hit my 30s.
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>>38773623
https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php//mlp/-tan_Story
https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php//mlp/-tan_at_Donut_Joe%27s
https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php//mlp/-tan:_Fattening_Adventures_in_Equestria
https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php//co/nrad_visits_/mlp/
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>>38774276
what's the dimes thing about?
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>>38759008
Emily was always mediocre. All the board-tans were. I like her though, she's a nice reminder of past times. Tracy is the superior board representative.
>>38774526
>Pre-2016 oldfags are far and few between and I assume our numbers are only going to keep declining as time goes by.
Lol. The fact you divide it by 2016 tells me you're probably a newfag. /mlp/ has always been divided as pre/post scruffening. So 2013. /co/ era and scruffening era fags are a rarity. Pre-2016fags aren't uncommon.
>>38774572
/qa/ was usually just fags from other boards. newfags didn't get pulled into /qa/ because there's nothing to latch onto. It was literally just inane shitposting and the successor to /q/, which was a meta board. It was seldom even interesting.
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>>38774742
cracky, i think
because I GOT MY SOUP
he is an faggit
no
never
/i/?
yotsub&!
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>>38768061
>*proceeds to rub hands*
Now..THIS is a place to embed a shitcoin miner into!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cupo63T_Bcs
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>>38775676
Thats the thing anon. I saw the ending to /qa/. It became something far worse in the end.
Anytime someone uses a phrase like "-----sisters, we x...", the concerned frogposting, jak spamming? It's all the newfags I described, who created an entirely newfag culture to latch onto that consists solely on shitting on existing anything.
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>>38775669
I actually had this explained to me recently because I also didn't know, it's a reference to the popularity of a wrestler, i.e. how much of an audience (dimes presumably referencing entrance fees) he can draw.

>>38775676
I think since the topic is board tans he was talking more about 4chan in general, so the 2016 division makes sense. The Scruffening didn't affect the popularity of board tans on /mlp/.
Also like the other Anon said I don't think you saw what /qa/ became near the end. It was something else.
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>>38774742
>Snacks
wonder how he's doing these days
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>>38775978
He's been streaming and doing music for like the past decade.
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>>38775676
>newfag accuses me of being a newfag
get on my level
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>>38776178
and no i wont post any of the greens/fics that ive written because they're all embarrassing and bad
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>>38776143
shit really? i thought he disappeared from the internets entirely. glad he's ok
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>>38776231
Yeah. His twitter @MidnightSnacks
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>>38774742
I started using the site in 2011/13 ish, and never used /b/ anyway. Wasn't the "queen" before Boxxy that 14 year old who would send porn to adults she met on the site?
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>>38775978
he looks like a fag now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDOnA-W97RU
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>>38776717
>he looks like a fag now
>now
Anon I...
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>>38776720
the dyed hair, funny rave, and everything else doesnt help
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>>38775685
Sure but only if you can find a way to activate it only when you select /biz/, maybe /vip/
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>>38776178
>>38776188
https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Secksybeast
EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THIS DOOD'S CRINGY FANFICS
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>>38777264
>I find out that some anon out there cared/liked my horrible and ancient greens enough to archive them
>It's revealed to me in only to embarrass me
I don't know how to feel about this. I have one that he missed. A story that I wrote for /sun/ around that same time. I'd post it if anyone's still interested. It's probably my best work, too.
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>>38767288
>88
digits of truth. Anyway, yeah, there probably won't. and a lot of why is because if anyone with an interest were to try to datamine for info about the characters and research them properly, everyone here would just call them a newfag if they ask for info, and tell them to lurk moar as if people just talk about these thing all the time otherwise.
I still think back to when I asked someone to explain what triple parentheticals meant and someone actually told me. That one nice anon is why I spoonfeed newfags all the time now when I can.
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>>38767065
Why not? She'd ditch you for one
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>>38770558
Not just the internet, it permanently fucked political discourse and social dynamics. I want to go back.
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>>38769801
Oh fuck, I completely forgot about it.
What a shame.
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>>38775080
>/pol/ is a shithole filled with retarded tourists
No way
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>>38775231
>browsing the 4chan weapons board in school
American I presume?
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>>38770557
/vmg/'s turn
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>>38759024
She's not a mare. She never should have been anything else in the first place.
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>>38773643
I want to cum inside pone!Jay's vajayjay!
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>>38767070
Ponies are completely compatible with men. Ditch the nohooves whore, if she's not a qt3.14 mare she's not worth it.
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>>38777792
do pones really?
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>https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php//co/nrad_visits_/mlp/
Love this one
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>>38778121
Needs more kissing and fat worship with /s4s/
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>>38759080
Is there any more of this?
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>>38759870
>too old
I guarantee you’re still in your late 20s or early 30s. You younger guys tend to let a few years make you feel like geezers way too soon. I’m 40 and I can still get 20s girls interested. Don’t let feminism fool you, women still get turned on by older guys. Just take care of yourself, find a hobby, make some platonic friends, get a job, develop and expertise at something profitable, get better at conversationizing, and let it all build up your confidence. When all is said and done you’ll find the women begging to have breakfast at your place.
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>>38770536
>4chanhouse.org is dead, so finding current board-tan designs for those new boards would be mighty difficult
I have this.
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>>38778585
no
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emily BUMP
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>>38779576
Come on man. Don’t lie.
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>>38780263
There are more pics of her but not nood
>>38759058
>>38759105
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Content????
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live
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>>38777792
kek
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Too low for comfort
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>>38766010
Yes, board and site culture is sooooooo cringe. Things are so much better with pepe, wojak, and gigachad replacing all memes and every other post being about politics and trannies. Fuck off tourist.
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>>38777279
Then post your best work in sun thread right now
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>>38780898
>>38783342
I love it
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>>38780898
>>38783342
She a cute.
I wish I was able to find a girl like /mlp/-tan.
Maybe my days wouldn't seem as lonesome.
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>>38783838
Best of luck, Anon.
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>>38783416
i might
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>>38784341
Thanks, anon.
Just wish I knew where to look.
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I've returned to this board on a whim and found this thread familiar, but most people seem to not be familiar with E/mlp/. How long have you guys been on this board and how long have you been on 4chan?
I'll start, 2013/2013
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>>38785237
The first time I came here was probably late 2012, I wanted to see what went on at the evil hacker 4chan my school friends were talking about. Honestly I ended up just not being that interested at the time, but a couple years later horny teenager me found their way back here and I've stuck around ever since. So I've seen Emily in passing but if you asked me who the "board mascot" was I'd have probably said Marker.
2014/2014.
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spag bol bump



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