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Baby ponies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3VpQs8uJI

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>>38758545
>Previous: 38733166
Fuck.
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>>38758545
>Foals naturally attracted to Zipp; want to crawl all over her and taste her
She'd be the best mom
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>>38758545
>baby ponies
I already knew tell your tale was created for the baby audience, but now it's even more obvious
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>>38758545
UWHOOOOOO
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>>38758545
>filly mane5
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>>38758545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_d_BiERUDQ
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>>38758545
>Pipp found a loop to get away with streaming pedo content and not get jailtime
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>>38758546
Why link a thread to another episode you newfag? Its suppose to be linking threads about the same topic and episode unless its a general
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>>38758545
Joypony ll
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>>38758599
I don't remember asking.
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>>38758545
So, is the jar with magic glitter the same jar that Izzy filled with Sunny's nocturnal emission? Why was Pipp keeping it in Mane Melody?
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>>38758545
why is this pig so fat?
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That was a weird episode. I guess the lesson is don’t mix weird glitter that comes out of Alicorns into beauty products.
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>>38758621
>”I’m gonna tell ALL my friends about this spa!”
>immediately tells sunny and hitch
Izzy confirmed she’s a loser in this ep. That and the trash episode is really making her seem like Floorb
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>>38758627
I mean, this was literally in the first episode of TYT.
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>>38758610
She stole it
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>>38758639
OOF. That was a shot to the gut…
Why couldn’t you let me forget?!
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>>38758641
Because we can't forget that Izzy deserves all the love and must be protected at all costs.
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>>38758627
>>38758639
There’s also that one episode where the rest of the Mane Five are busy and she literally makes a new friend.
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>>38758644
>>38758627
>>38758639
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>>38758653
>Izzy wakes up to an amalgamation of assorted items shaped to look like anon
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>>38758653
>He’ll never be real
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smug
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Did pipp just fucking discover immortality for non alicorns? I thought her talent was singing, not alchemy.
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>>38758714
Isn’t sunny Alicorn,or is it like a light switch?
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>>38758545
So now Zipp is good with kids? Nerf Zipp, she's too perfect!
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>>38758621
The message is about keeping calm under stressfull situation which Zipp portrayed calming Pipp. These are more subtle messages than FiM episodes that spell it out to the audience.
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>>38758728
Earth Pony with Alicorn magic. It’s a transformation like something out of a magic girl anime. I prefer to imagine it’s more like Super Saiyan.
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>>38758791
Actually there isnt anything subtle about how heavy handed and violently woke g5 is
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>>38758797
Racism bad is 90s tier writing
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>>38758797
okay anti-G5 schizo, you also forgot to type "g%" instead "G5"
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>>38758801
Destroying things people love to make everyone feel bad is woke
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>>38758805
That's the comic though and could very well be not canon.
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>>38758805
I don't feel bad.
You are not everybody.
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>>38758797
Really? I don’t get a lot of woke messages from this gen. It’s more like dumbed down messages and intelligence insulting
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>>38758545
>waifu Sunny
>she can now keep me young forever with magic
>can now live as long as an alicorn as her forever-husbando
Sunnybros... we made it.
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>>38758835
No. She can’t. Pipp made it by adding glittercum to a rotten concoction she more than likely bought for a store. Plus Sunny can’t control it. Yet. She’ll just make you glitter
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back to the 90s when popular cartoons had their baby versions
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>>38758844
Plenty of time to figure out the formula Pipp made. If a twitch thot can do it on accident then it can't be that hard to do.
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>>38758574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROtTk71qN7Y
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>>38758835
Sunnybros....we don't watch the episode before commenting...
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>>38758714
This glitter alchemy stuff made them forget who they are. Is it really immortality if you forget everything that happened beyond age X?
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Can someone make a gif of Zipp putting on these glasses? Also, I just realized that they’re basically her equivalent to detective mode from the Arkham games
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>>38758858
*From a store
You’d have to get it from the brand, and no doubt they wouldn’t tell you out of fear of liability. Don’t be naïve anon. It doesn’t just make you immortal. It regresses age, mental capacity and faculties.
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>>38758801
>>38758804
>>38758808
>>38758827
Holy shit, stop giving him (You)s.
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>>38758874
It’s not immortality in any sense. It’s the equivalent of selecting new game in an rpg. Not new game+
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>>38758876
Every single game have that. Assassin's Creed with Eagle Vision, The Witcher with Witcher Senses, etc.
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>>38758876
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>>38758610
>glitters in jar
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>>38758827
You're trying to force agony about equestria on everyone else, and that makes you divergently different from me as a human being on a fundamental level
I think you're subhuman
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>>38758892
Nta
But how is he “forcing” anything on anyone?
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>>38758885
They did get their memories back after being turned back into adults so perhaps it comes back with age?
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>>38758892
A-GO-NY
haaa
BETWEEN YOU AND ME
woooh
IT'S A BODY SHOCK
yeah
FEBRUARY WAS FOUR MONTHS AGO
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>>38758897
They didn’t get their memories back from their time as foals. What’re you talking about anon?
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>>38758895
This entire thing is literally an attack against mankind
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>>38758897
Imagine you started the new game, but never saved, and went back to your old file.
Same thing, lad.
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>>38758904
How so? Please elaborate.
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>>38758908
Over my dead body
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>>38758889
Thanks.
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>>38758915
Oookay. Well, I was humoring these wild claims and accusations, but I see now that I’d get a more sensible answer from Amber heard. So here’s my last (you) sir.
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>>38758653
>noodle pony
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>>38758920
You bastard. You think I wouldn’t see dash?
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>>38758889
In the x-ray shot it looked like Sunny didn't have a heart.
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>>38758781
She gonna be Queen. Haven taught her well
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>>38758791
>These are more subtle messages than FiM episodes
Okay, you made me laugh.
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>>38759056
I forgot brainlets need letters to Celestia to spell it out for them so i will give one to (you)

>Dear Princess Celestia, today i learned that panicking only make things worse. Calming down and figuring out the source of the problem save you more stress and time
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>>38759079
The letters to Celestia were peak SOVL.
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>>38759095
For your nostalgia for S1, or if you're a bigger boomer for the nostalgia of PSA GI Joe and Sonic Says old cartoons. Even Sailor Moon had one forced in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PmrmNeEOSw&ab_channel=bandai1983
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>>38759103
>PSA GI Joe and Sonic Says
Those things were kino.
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>>38758644
That captcha
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>>38759107
>”Y-yeah. Hil-hilarious…”
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>>38759190
Yeeessssssss, more Izzy tears. Come on Izzy, show us how miserable you really are.
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>>38759206
>”You’re so silly! I’m not miserable! I was cutting onions!”
“Oh. I see…”
>Izzy turns to leave but, trips over her own hooves due to her tear-filled vision.
>She dramatically rolls forward, losing her bracelet in the process.
>She hits the wall facing you upside down, stunned.
>You lean down to pick up th-
“What the fuck…”
>Magic surrounds left foreleg, then dissipates in a fizzle, revealing cut marks, some fresh.
“…..”
>”Please don’t tell anypony…”
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>>38759235
Don't mind if i hijack this?
Also first Green

"Izzy...what is..."
>Its nothing!
>She quickly snatches the bracelet and puts it back over her foreleg.
>Her leg would glow for only a moment, the magic once again hiding the cuts.
>"See! All gone now! Pfft! I don't even know what cuts you are talking about about!
>You frown at the mare.
"Izzy...I...You can't just..."
>"Oh hey! its our good friends ZIPP and HITCH! Over here besties!
>You turn to see that it was indeed the two of which Izzy had stated.
>The purple unicorn brushes past you but not before moving a hoof across her smiling lips
>You knew exactly what that meant.
>And you didn't like it one bit.
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>>38759292
I do! I was gonna make depression green you stealing nigger!
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>using Sunny's magic glitter cum to make face masks
unf
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>>38759297
Nice falseflag retard
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>>38759333
Talk about a facial
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>>38758545
I liked it.
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What the fuck, is there a directive against saying "colt" or "stallion" in G5? They're fine with saying "fillies", but Hitch is just a "foal", not a colt?
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>>38758920
>Hey Izzy, have you seen my Rainbow Dash fig- Oh. It was in mint condition and everything.
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>>38758851
Wasn't baby looney toons a 2000s show?
I remember watching it when I was a little kid
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>>38758545
Why are these ponies so obsessed with Sunny's glitter jizz
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>>38759516
He meant a pup named scooby doo. He’s also a faggot
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>>38758545
I nees some art of Pipp being preggo/a MILF right fucking now. God I want to turn that chubby pegasus into a baby machine. Also Zipp when she was carrying around the other three was top cute.
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>>38759593
Thicker the girl
Stronger the girth
The better the birth
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>>38758616
She's even got a bit of a butt in this shot
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>>38758545
Sunny’s VA makes a great foal voice.

>>38758876
>>38758889
Shorter version.
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>>38759398
I figured it was more because it flows better when you say it. Still dumb as shit either way though.
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>>38759630
Thanks
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>>38758545
Sunny doesn't have the heart pattern; Animation error or proof she's a robot?
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>>38759630
Meanwhile, Hitch's VA is just repeating "gagaga" with his usual voice. LOL.
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>>38758545
They aren't even hot, everything about g5 is a bust
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>>38760010
She lacks a snowpity, thus making her worst pony
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>>38760010
She glitter gooed away her own soul for power.
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>>38758653
>Anon is her imaginary friend
Bros, are we real or make believe?
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>>38758904
>HELP THIS CARTOON IS VIOLENCE TO ME
You are literally worse than SJW tier, kill yourself already.
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>>38758545
>something to make them older!
And then they would smoke and drink vodka for three days
The end.
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>>38760239
It's violence against everyone
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>>38760283
Why are you still here shitzo, shouldn't you be in those geefour threads you enjoy? Oh wait.
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>>38760010
>>38758937
>>38760035
>lacks a snowpity
I mean, with G4 ponies it was something that would show and have deeper meaning.
But what could it be for g% ponays? A smoothie cup for Sunny? That would just look like she swallowed the whole thing. No wonder they gave up.
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>>38760299
Stop talking to trannies
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>>38758889
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>>38760013
Just means his balls dropped harder then others
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>>38760314
Shut up genfourer
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>>38760010
goddamn pipp's ass is FAT
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>>38758851
>90's
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>>38758545
Anyone else misread the title as "Making a Foal"
My immediate thought was Hitch finally impregnated the cast
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>>38761009
I initially read it as "Making a foal with me"
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>>38761009
That’s because you’re retarded
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>>38758545
they aren't cute or funny
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>>38761128
Hitch is objectively cute and funny, i agree about the rest of them though.
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>>38761128
>irl pedo seething
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>>38758610
Izzy probably collected dozens of jars of the stuff and has them stashed all around Maretime Bay in case of magic glitter emergencies.
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>>38759398
Colts are for older male ponies. Foals are basically toddlers.
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>>38759235
>>38758697
>It’s been about…2 weeks since…you saw “that”.
>It’s honestly been bothering you more than it should. You’re not even friends with Izzy, and her group! Contrary to popular belief, they’re avoided by the majority of the town, and they all keep to their group whenever possible. They’re pretty tight-knit.
>You sit in your humble, Maretime bay apartment staring out the window, watching ponies go about their business. Hitch can be seen running after some foals who’re skateboarding in the streets.
>Izzy’s face pops back up into your mind.
>Her pathetic, pleading face, desperately hiding her marks from you:
>”Please don’t tell anypony…”
>You start tapping your fingers in annoyance.
“DAMMIT! This isn’t something I can just do nothing about!”
>Someone has to know…
“But how?”
>There’s only two ways you can think of. Get her to admit it, or tear off that bracelet. Both methods are equally embarrassing for her, and may lead to worse results.
>Sunny rides by in her smoothie truck. That mare is impressive for sure, running a business as by herself.
“By herself….I need to talk to her. By myself…”
>That’s the only thing you can do, that’ll hopefully get her the help she needs.
>Sunny sets up across the street by a construction site. They’re setting up an office building there, so there’ll plenty of workers needing a cold drink in the hot sun.
>This is perfect. She can at least tell you where to find Izzy, though you can already guess. Never hurts to be sure.
>You make your way downstairs, exiting your building and entering the bright, colorful Maretime bay cobblestone streets, jogging over to Sunny’s stand.
>She spots your lumbering figure immediately, already having a drink prepared to sell you.
>”Hey Anon! Came to get yourself a cold one?”
“Heh. Cute. Actually I’m looking for izzy.”
>”Izzy? I don’t sell those…”
>You stare at her with a deadpan face.
>”Hehe! Just kidding!”
>Yeah, no shit.
>”Why’re you looking for Izzy?”
“I-“
>Her face appears in your mind.
>”Please don’t tell anypony…”
“I…can’t say.”
>Sunny narrows her eyes at you.
>”You can’t say? Are you…”interested” in Izzy?”
“I guess you could say that, yeah.”
>”*Gasp* You are?!”
>Sunny looks shocked.
>”I never figured that she was your type…”
“Hold on…you’re misunderstanding-“
>It’s too late.
>The excited earth pony closes shop without bothering to hear a word of anything you said.
>”I can’t believe this! She’ll be so happy to find out she has a secret admirer!!”
>Sunny is In her skates already.
“Listen to me, dammit!”
>”Oh don’t worry! There’ll be plenty of time for that! Just meet me at “McFondles™“ in an hour! Oh this is gonna be so awesome!!”
>She races off, much to the disappointment of some construction ponies on their way over.
>You rub your forehead, feeling it furrow in irritation.
1/
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>>38761432
this can only end well...
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>>38758545
huh, I didn't hate this episode.
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>>38761368
So they did the research
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>>38761432
>Not much you can do about it now, but maybe this can be used to your advantage…
>Or it’ll all go terribly wrong. You pray her friends(let’s be honest. Sunny is gonna tell them) don’t gas her up too much. Chances are, Izzy will know precisely what’s going when she sees you.
>Rather than stand there pontificating on “could happens” you decide to burn some time at a local bookstore while your “blind date” is no doubt being subjected to a makeover montage complete with song, and choreography. You know how things work here by now.
>As you browse the books, one catches your eye.
“Down the lane: when it stops being for attention”. Seriously? What type of ass-“
>Written by “Hee-Haw Jack”.
“Oh. Guess that answers my question.”
>Out of curiosity, you crack it open to a random section.
>…is seen as an option to satisfy a need to feel, or to distract one from how truly alone they are. “We” cut when we’re lacking something we desperately want in our lives. The pain; the burning sensation of knife on flesh also brings satisfaction.
“Holy shit…is this for real?”
>You continue reading.
>It is a shameful act that many find embarrassing to have revealed. Friends, family, even professionals will be seen as something higher in the eyes of a cutter. Looks of support will be confused for judgement, or pity, which only creates more anxiety-
>You flip forward a few pages. This is stuff you already deduced yourself.
>In big bold letters at the top of the page, it reads “SO HOW DO I GET HELP?”
>This is what you need!
>You start reading-
>”Excuse me, sir?”
>Your attention is called to a nerdy looking pony in big red glasses, and a puffy red mane.
>”Do you need help? You’ve been standing there for a while…”
“Have I?”
>You look at your phones clock.
“Shit! It’s almost time!”
>You place the opened book on the pony’s head, hurrying out of the store to the restaurant. You didn’t realize time would fly by so quickly, but then again it was an hour.
>As you speedwalk down the street, a whistle blasts behind you.
>FWEEEET FWEEEET
>”Make way! Make way! VIP on urgent business coming through!”
>Hitch rushes ahead of you intercepting any pony passing you.
>He looks back at you with a wink.
“Jesus fucking Christ….”
>You facepalm, shaking your head.
>He acts as an impromptu police escort all the way to the fast food diner, embarrassing you to no end.
>Once there, he makes it a point to blow his whistle at a few more passerbys, opening the door for you.
>You visibly cringe.
“Look Hitch, can you cut it out? I don’t need attention put on this…”
>Mostly for Izzy’s sake. You can’t very well discuss such a sensitive topic if everyone is suddenly listening to you.
>”Oh, don’t worry! It’s my duty to make sure civilians are able to get about safely! I just happened to be directing traffic on your path!”
>He winks again.
“Right.”
>You sigh loudly, going inside.
2/
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>>38761585
Hm. G5 green, anon in the distant future now..ok.. good so far I think, feels alien yet grounded
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>>38758797
Even though you're a troll and shitposting I'd stll like to see how you could explain what about G5 is supposed to be "woke".
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>>38761585
No thanks
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>>38758851
The T&J Kids Show had no right to have such a good intro.
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>>38761887
"We are what togetherness is. We are the side of togetherness. And we say that Equestria gets destroyed and erased from history because it is a sad truth that all living things eventually become racist towards each other even in fantasy. Like entropy duh. Don't you know entropy? Its just a fact. Everything is that way it's a fact. Cyclical."
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>>38761585
Neat
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>>38761927
It would be woke if old Equestria was portrayed to be a hellhole instead of a paradise that they aspire to recreate.
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>>38758545
Gotta admit, they're adorable, even in beanmouth style.
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>>38762346
They arent recreating it, its woke that they got it out of the way
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>>38761585
C'mon, Anon, don't leave us hanging like this.
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>>38761368
In that case, they'd be using foal instead of filly as well. This is discrimination.
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>>38762999
What? The entire movie is basically Sunny sperging out over how better the past is.
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>>38763997
"the past"
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>>38763998
SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST!

TO FIND THE ELEMENTS THAT SUCK ASS!
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>>38763272
Shush
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>>38763998
Yes Anon, the movie takes place in the future. Time exists.
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>>38764865
You don't know jack shit about time
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>>38764865
what future
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>>38765565
I'm sorry. Thanks for correcting me. You're right, future doesn't exist.
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>>38761585
>You step inside, and holy shit. The atmosphere is so tense, it’s almost corporeal. Some customers look uneasy, while others look plain out pissed off.
>Naturally because of the loud, excited ponies in the corner of the room hyping up a clearly confused Izzy, who’s doing her best to follow the conversations of 3 other directed her way.
>”CUUKOOOO CUKOOOOOO!”
>Hitch screams from behind you.
>Sunny looks back at you with a beaming smile, leaving the group to greet you.
>”Anon! Welcome! Welcome!! Here let me show you your seat.
>She wraps a hoof around your wrist, pulling you along.
“…Sunny-“
>”Here! Sit!”
>She pushes you into the booth next to Izzy, who gives you a little smile, and wave.
>Now would be a good time to start the talk, but-
>Sunny, Zipp, and Pipp are standing there watching you.
>Pipp leans over to Zipp, and whispers.
>” ᵀʰᵉʸ’ʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᶜᵘᵗᵉᵎ”
“Girls, can we get some privacy?”
>”Oh sure! Go ahead!”
>Sunny says….not moving.
“Like just me, and her?”
>The trio look puzzled for a second, before getting it.
>”OOOH! Right! Right… you want to be alone for your date!”
“It’s not a-“
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
“Yes. For our date.”
>”Are you gonna suck face?!”
>Zipp’s eyes widen.
>These bitches…
“CAN YOU GO?!”
>They giggle to each other about “face sucking” as they gallop out of the restaurant, finally leaving you alone with Izzy at last.
>You face her, and she can’t meet your eyes.
>”Iz-“
>”Stop. I know what this is. I knew it the moment you walked in.”
>She looks down, with what could be only described as heartbreaking disappointment.
>”To think I actually thought that somepony LIKED me…”
>You open your mouth about to comfort her, but stop. You’re not here to lead her on.
“I’m worried about you.”
>”Because of the cuts, right?”
“Yes. You need help, Iz.”
>She finally looks at you, but it’s a glare of anger you’ve never seen her ever show.
>”Why would you choose now to worry? Why make it your problem now, huh? I don’t need or want your charity.”
“It’s neither!”
>She sucks her teeth.
>”Tch! You must think I’m stupid, huh? Look, Anon. It’s my body, and I can do what I want with it! You’ve had no interest in me since you saw my little tally marks, so why change now?”
>You can’t refute that point, but-
“You’re right..but I can’t just leave someone who’s calling for help be. Especially when they’re in front of me.”
>She laughs.
>”That’s so CORNY! You get that from a manga?”
“…Yes.”
>She stops laughing, and looks down at the table.
>”Oh… ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᵗᵒᵒ.”
>It’s under her breath, but you heard it.
>Silence passes for a couple minutes without either of you talking.
“So why?”
>”Why what?”
“Do you cut.”
>She looks away.
>”You wouldn’t understand. In fact, how you can even ask that without a hint of tact is crazy.”
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEUoXcXVxRo
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>>38766629
G5 is woke because you to not care about g4 there's nothing to worry about its destroyed and forgotten tear out the pages of your history books
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>>38766650
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>>38766654
You sing along with hasbros attack against everyone with a flag
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>>38766629
Okay, I don't give a fuck if this is a genuine trolling or a honest opinion, I'll ask one big set of questions: why are you enjoying this mess? What made your very soul and mind liking this? How does your brain even comprehend this hot pile of shit?
I don't know how do you feel about the rest of the G5 content, but you should know that this particular comic is garbage. The end of G4 was already a huge disaster, but creators decided to make it even worse, so the rest of the actions and plots from the very start of MLP G4 would be a whole lot of fucking nothing, because now ponies and M6 themselves were and will always be a pile of dumb and emotionally unstable retards who can't learn from their own lessons, who could easily forget about what the fuck they were doing wrong or right. So what did the creators bring up after this bulldozering of ruins of the past generation? A bunch of uninspiring, ugly and badly written characters in a hollow and equally uninspiring world, that is heavily depending on G4 while making it worse that it was. There are no proper characterisations of M5 beside bits of informations that creators were shoveling up through the Internet while doing jack shit about expressing the characters in the movie and other official content.
It is clearly seen that creators didn't give a single fuck about making G5, so why would anyone give a single fuck about even looking at this crap?
Don't sorry nothings wrong sit down and don't care
That's woke indoctrination just so you know
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>>38766676
tl;dr
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>>38766476
>tfw you're not the one to be there for Izzy
Good green Anon, pls continue
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>>38766476
Knowing Izzy, the best way to cheer her up probably is by helping her bully posey
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>>38766676
Unironically pic related, sorry to break it to you.
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>>38766676
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>>38766676
>>Hyperlink to a full version of a special's music
>Okay, I don't give a fuck if this is a genuine trolling or a honest opinion
wat
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>>38763289
Based
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>>38766859
I like you.
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>>38767052
You're replying to a GPT bot.
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heh
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>>38767737
Good meme
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>>38758545
Shit they are actually kind of cute
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>>38767737
Didn't think about that, that's funny.
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>>38766786
Izzy isn't bullying Posey, she's just playing with her new friend!
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>>38766650
Yeah I especially hate how G5 is just spamming woke shit, such that racism is bad and throwing non-traditional relationships in our face everywhere.

Oh wait, that's G4.
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>>38767846
Don't take the bait, it won't help. We all know G4 only got really bad with the wokeness at the tail end and it is not worth defending. But at the same time G5's storylines (referring specifically to ANG, MYM and the comics) are getting tedious on top of preachy.
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>>38767737
Then Zipp arrived
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>>38766476
More please good Sir
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>>38762999
Stop posting
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>>38768581
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>>38768612
>imageflip captions
kill yourself
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>>38768617
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>>38768631
Is this your new play, since you get blown the fuck out just spam meaningless imageflips? Pathetic
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>>38768637
This guy "graduated" from animation to anime like what cartoon network said lmao
G5 man
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>>38768612
>>38768631
Lmao he lives rent free in his head
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>>38766786
Izzy is unironically too autistic to realize she inconveniences Posey all the time
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>>38768612
>>38768631
Who dis?
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>>38763289
>MLP having a matriarchy
So nothing has changed
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>>38761368
So Hitch just doesn't want to be seen as a baby
Makes sense
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>>38768869
*Izzy is unironically too pure
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>>38767534
>GPT
Nah, GPT is smarter. More like "if then" bot.
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>>38761432
>>38761585
>>38766476
I really like the characterisation, Sunny and Hitch definitely act like they would in the show.
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>>38759073
Last time i interacted fully with /mlp/ was in the 2021 mlp anniversary. I don’t remember people using the cry pony emoji everytime a foal/filly appeared, did I miss something?
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>>38770376
2021 anniversary was just about when this meme started
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>>38766629
diddy wop cumma cumma wang dang?
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>>38770417
bot post do not reply
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>>38770395
And what is the meme about? Everytime a filly happens, do we cry? Why only the crying pony emoji.

Been lurking again since march and my stupid ass can’t find the explanation
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>>38770426
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/uohhhhhhhhh-%F0%9F%98%AD
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>>38767737
Entire team is babies!
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>>38767865
Christ that pink horse is thicc. Look how much wider she is than Zipp.
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>>38770427
>spoonfeeding it
nigger
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>>38767737
Such big ears
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>>38770221
The racist pony has been reborn
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>>38770221
God, he's adorable. Even more than usual.
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>>38770221
Is this where they've been keeping him? G5's reformation of villains looks like its gunna take a lot more work
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bump for potential greens.
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>>38766476
“I ask so bluntly, because I do know!”
>”Oh? Is that so?”
>She slides the sleeves of your shirt down, revealing clear, unscarred arms.
>”I don’t see any marks on you. What do you understand?”
“Mines aren’t on my arms…”
>You smile sadly at her.
>”….I’m sorry.”
>She gingerly moves away, looking down again, but you take her hoof in your hand.
>” ᴱᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵎ”
>The others are squealing from outside, watching you through the window of the restaurant.
“Your friends are weird.”
>”Yeah. ‘Friends’.”
>You cock an eyebrow.
“You live with them, right? Isn’t it because you’re friends?”
>She shrugs.
>”I guess but….”
“But what?”
>”It’s like…they’re friends, superficially, but not good friends for serious things…”
“I think I understand.”
>”Do you? Really?”
>You nod.
“Sure. I’ve had friends like that. I had to be a certain way for their level of maturity, otherwise they just cease to function when something serious comes up.”
>Izzy smiles sincerely for the first time, a look in her eyes you can only call “hope”.
>”Exactly! That’s exactly it!”
>You take her other hoof.
“Listen Izzy. I can be that friend. You can talk to me.”
>She bites the side of her mouth, unsure.
>”Anon…I appreciate the concern, but…”
“Is it that hard to talk about?”
>She sighs.
>”It just sounds like…a proposal.”
“It kinda is.”
>”Huh?”
“I’m proposing to you. Let me be your friend.”
>”Anon…you don’t know what you’re asking for.”
>You release her hooves, and get up from the booth, walking around and getting on one knee in front of her.
>Her friends outside all look like the letter “O”.
>Izzy turns beet red as everyone eating looks at you both.
>You take her hooves again.
“Izzy. Will you please let me be your friend?”
>She looks around in a panic,
>”Yes! Just get up already! You’re embarrassing me!”
>You grin.
“It’ll just be a funny story about how we met later.”
>Retaking your seat, Izzy just shakes her head.
>”You’re awful. You know that?”
“I’ll be your best awful friend, soon enough.”
>”Sure you will…goofball.”
>You hug her with one arm.
>”Look…I know you have a lot of questions, but…can we save it for later? I’d just like to enjoy a nice meal with my new pal.”
“Fast food? Nice?”
>”You know what I mean.”
“I do. I do. Sure.let’s go order.”
>”I want Barley Nuggies!”
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>>38773774
That... was quick
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>>38773971
yeah kind of feels like the green's over already as soon as the conflict was introduced
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>>38774102
Yay racism is solved and equestria is now safe for coexistence unlike before
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>>38773971
>>38774102
It’s not over and they just agreed to be friends. Nothing has been solved you goofballs
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>>38770418
You don't know about Monte Video and the Cassettes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myQ3eKcE-Fo
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>>38773774
Oh hell yeah and I needed that dopamine rushing though my veins. But now idk if there is more conflict, green is gonna be a flirt game now
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>>38773774
While the others are about as retarded as depicted here, i imagine zipp is probably mature enough to somewhat understand izzy's problem.

I'll be looking forward for your next update, i'm curious for your take on why izzy was so disliked back at her village since she seems so normal here.
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>>38773774
Geez, guys you are really have the savior complex, aren't you?
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>>38769340
both are the same thing
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>>38770221
>"I am complete"
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>>38774621
Try that without the cocks in you mouth, please
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>>38774457
Zipp freaks out over losing her sunglasses. I wouldn’t count on it.
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>>38774196
If you ever known a cutter there’s always conflict. I can’t dump it all on you at once right away.
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bump 4 green
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>>38775631
Bumping again
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>>38775161
True.



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