>"I think I've seen enough Anon and the answer is still no. You can put that thing away now."
>>38594047Oh come on, check out this puppy.
>>38594047Okay no headpats for you then
>>38594047>"I really wish I could help you, anon, but I think you're just out of luck.">"I don't know what equines are like on your world, but we clearly aren't the same.">"I get that you may have heard some things about equines, but it just wouldn't work.">"Your length might be normal, but you're far too thick for a little pony like me to handle.">"I think even Celestia would have trouble with something like that.">"I'm sorry, but the answer is a firm no. You can't stick it inside of me.">"You're just gonna have to settle for wings, magic, and hotdogging."
>>38594047But you haven’t heard me play it yet!
>>38594118dare I ask, what is hotdogging?
>>38594118I wanna lick her dock while she caresses my face with her tail.
>>38594047aww cadance is so cute though <3 I love her so much the most <3
>>38594388>what is hotdogging?He doesn't know
>>38594388She puts your cock in a bun and eats it whole.
>>38594118>Being unfit for anon's 5,5 inch galaxy destroyerWhat are you a fucking cat?
>>38595387No, she's a little pony. Didn't you listen?
>>38595448>implying Shining's even smaller than Anon'sHow bad can he be?
>>38594047Listen, I’m telling you, crypto is going to bounce back and now is the time to invest!
>>38594118>big penis humiliation...nice