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Mares are way better than real women.
>Mares are lovable, cute, and loyal till the end
>Real women are slutty, cheating, evil whores
Plus, mares probably feel better during intercourse.
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>>38591789
hook.jpeg
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If you think mares are lovable, cute, and loyal till the end just wait until you discover stallions.
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>>38591814
I-
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>>38591789
If you keep putting mares on a pedestal like that you're setting yourself up to get burned.
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>>38591789
Women are pretty awful they don't like ponies.
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>>38591789
faggot
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>>38591921
Yeah, but little girls do ;)
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>>38591948
bruh wtf
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>>38591814
stallions are inferior though, the list goes:
>fillies, colts, mares, stallions
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>>38591951
Your dick is inferior though. Guess what? List of all the girls your dick hasn't touched:
all girls
and all girls again

fucking loser.
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>>38591789
But what about the bobs? They don't have bobs

(‿ˠ‿)( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )(‿ˠ‿)
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>>38591955
So motivational. How do I get a gf that is into pony?
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>>38591873
>implying you can be burned by lovable season 1/occasionally season 2 mlp mares
you must be a faggot
>>38591961
crotchtitties, you uneducated offboarder teenager
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>>38591789
Mares are great, but fuck out of here with that black pill incel shit.
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>>38591961
Have you ever heard of the mare that you are not allowed to hear about on this board?
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>>38591974
How would I know thaf? Do they have bobs?
(っ˘ڡ˘ς)(0)(0)
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>>38591789
I want mares to force me to ingest their fart emissions.
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>>38591961
Milkmaid
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>>38591970
I want you to go on Tiktok and count how many women you see using their body for attention, vs how many mares are.

I'll wait.
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>>38592014
>People are doing attention seeking things on a platform dedicated to attention seeking.
I’m shocked. No social media platform is a good representation of a group as large and diverse as “women”. If you live in the US you should know this as a matter of fact, different regions, different states, hell even different cities in a state have wildly different people. Sweeping generalizations just make you look stupid.
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>>38591789
What is she doing?
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>>38591789
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>>38592039
ok now you look stupid. no matter how her surface personality or where she comes from, all women have the same playbook for relationshits, which is if they don't find someone better, they get a ring on you or a load in their cunt, then it's lifetime servitude for you
even just living with one engages common law psychosis they also all stop having sex with (You) while still banging other people
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>>38592057
Are you writing from experience, anon?
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>>38592057
>More wild generalizations.
You’re getting boring now. Are you seriously going to sit here and tell me a girl in an urban city, and girl from a small country town, and a girl raised in the country from an Amish/Mennonite community all have the same magical “playbook” for relationships? You people are seriously delusional. It’s clear you’ve never spent much time outside of the environment you were raised in, and why would you? Most of you fucks are glued to your pc from your teenage years to adulthood. You’re just wrong my guy, you drank the koolaid because you wanted a community to belong to and an excuse for your own shortcomings in life.
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>>38592075
Does it matter where they're from if they're not into pony?
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>>38592083
It’s not hard to get a girl into pony as long as you’re a semi normal dude. Are they going to be shitposters on here? Probably not, but it’s pretty easy to get them to at least enjoy the show with you.
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>>38592075
>getting boring now
>now
>implying we've spoken before
>everyone on /mlp/ is the same person
aside from that issue, if you can start a relationship, marry or go common law, have children, then carry the relationshit through to completion (both aged in 60s or dead), then i will still only call you the exception not the rule.
and yes, i know you're typing like a normalfag and OP's post is a shitpost itself, so either this is a troll thread or you would never agree with me even if you caught a gf trying to inseminate herself with a used condom you threw in the trash, so let's agree to disagree because i'm not posting more anyway

>>38592067
couple of very unfortunate experiences, coupled with growing up with unhealthy woman as a child, and seeing many of the men in my life go through agony. this and how society behaves in regards to men and women in the last 50 years in general.
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>>38592094
>semi normal
Where do you think we are? I've never even managed a regular GF let alone one into pony.
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>>38592107
There’s plenty of normal people on this board, I’ve met tons over the years at meetups and cons. Don’t buy into the memes about everyone being a neckbeard social autist.
>>38592103
I think it was pretty clear I was referring to your previous response my dude. Hey if you want to give up and live in a land of delusions that’s up to you, just keep it to yourself. But as a person that’s been in more than a few healthy relationships, and has had a few girls as friends, I know you’re full of shit.
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>>38592121
>There’s plenty of normal people on this board, I’ve met tons over the years at meetups and cons. Don’t buy into the memes about everyone being a neckbeard social autist.
Yeah but probably not many of them were female. Do meetups still even happen these days?
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>>38592169
There’s a few girls at cons still, mostly the bigger ones like Trot and Everfree. Yea meetups happen a lot, usually organized on Discord. It depends on the population of horsefags in your state though.
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>>38592199
>No ponyfags in my accursed region of the country it would seem, or maybe I'm part of the wrong Discord groups, idk.
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>>38592204
Make your own then. You know how easy it is to convince stoners and nerds to watch the show? Pretty easy. Granted a good portion of them don’t usually go all in with the fan created stuff, but they’ll watch the show.
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Wait, the board hates mares now?
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>>38591970
>not wanting too see inceldom and blackpillers
>on fucking 4chan

kill yourself. nobody will miss you
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>>38591814
that's gay, but at least they're not human
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>>38592395
Normalfags/discord trannies have infested 4chan for years, they just post bullshit in waves. Soon either jewhiro won't want to pay the upkeep and 4chan will be shut down, or this place will turn into reddit with one extra scrap of anonymity. Even if I never drop the mare worship, I need somewhere better than here now. Fucking normalfags ruined the internet. First 5 star rating system turns into like/dislike, then they take the dislikes. Then they remove comments. Everywhere on the internet is following this similar pattern. I need some hobby for real life now that doesn't rely on anyone else thanks to this shit. Guess I should just pick up painting and try to paint my waifu as I learn lucid dreaming. I don't have many other ideas yet, finding shit to do offline is difficult cause most requires normalfags or money.
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>>38592214
I'm not a very outspoken sort of person, I don't think I could effectively recruit, let alone any females.
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>waaahhh tfw no 3dpd gf :(((((
>uhm excuse me sweaty but you shouldn't say bad things about women
>lol incel losers have sex
what the FUCK has happened to this board lately? Some of these normalfags always existed but feels like there's way more now. Did r/place really bring all these things here?
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>>38591789
this thread got really weird once everyone started arguing
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>>38592777
I concur.
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>>38591789
Women's psychology does not mesh well with the modern world (neither does men's, but the situation with women is far worse). Consequently, they become thots. Try to think of the last time you saw or met a classy woman. They are almost nonexistent. Technology has removed all the harsh factors of reality that kept their hypergamy and sanity in check. Now it runs wild. We are going through a major evolutionary perturbation. Female thottery, insanity, and trashiness are just part of the transient as the system seeks a new equilibrium.
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>>38592847
The last classy women I met was my grandmother, she taught me how to be a respectable person.
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>>38592777
>>38591789
>>38592777
>>38591789
lol cute gif
>>38591814
>>38591859
>>38591873
cringe
>>38591921
truth
>>38591946
no
>>38591948
lol typical fillie lover
>>38591950
>>38591951
almost
>>38591955
lol butthurt
>>38591961
cringe bob is cringe
>>38591967
pls tutorial pls ?
>>38591969
this
>>38591970
truth mares are best
>>38591974
?? no ?
>>38591994
no bob
>>38591994
yes
>>38592008
lol ya
>>38592014
truth ponies are better
>>38592039
stfu ponies better he is right and you know it
>>38592046
being cute pone
>>38592051
background mares best
>>38592057
truth I have experience can attest to this
>>38592067
i am for sure , i would say no shame but shamefully ;( do not make me sad no bully pls
>>38592075
yes girl = shit pony = good why you argue this on pony board incel ? we are all pony stud chads drowning in le pony pussy irl get with it lmao
>>38592083
this
>>38592094
NOT TRUTH girls are not into pony which makes them cringe and not worth time like ponies which ARE worth time
>>38592395
no we LOVE <3 mares
>>38592412
bla bla bla trannies it's all you guys say trannies are infesting our threads
>>38592690
LOL
>>38592777
i had to say something and interject my opinion on the argument it was cringe we love ponies here get out with anti pony stuff saying women are nice everyone knows ponies better own up to it admit lmfaos cringe weeb lords
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>>38592847
truth we must find it in pony
>>38592854
still i bet ponies were better though ?? no offence dude but yikes like ya lole
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>>38592867
Ponies are superior to all humans.
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>>38592865
Why do 12 year olds need to mass reply so bad? You need a (You) that much? Make your own shitty thread and reply to posters as the faggot OP.
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>>38592913
Hello
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>>38592913 I dont mind at all, why is it such an inconvenience to you?
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>>38592690
>Why isn’t this board just an echo chamber?
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>implying mares aren't real
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>/mlp/ - Pony
Incels go back to >>>/r9k/, whiteknights go back to >>>/reddit/.
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>>38592984
>implying they aren't janny backed shitposters from their discord
there's too much of these failed normie/normiefag blogshit threads as of recent for anyone to go 'oy vey stop noticing things!'
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>>38592412
You should always try to be a little productive every day anon! Just do your best, day to day, and you'll feel better. Painting sounds wonderful but can be a little expensive if you decide to move to canvas. Don't try hard if you don't have to, ever.
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>>38593032
You keep saying this but if it's true, fucking provide some definitive proof otherwise it's just adding more off-topic shitposting to the pot. If you have proof, fucking spam it everywhere and send it to Hiroshimoot, it should be worth the ban. Also remember to sage shit threads rather than bumping them back to the top.
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>>38592847
Just reject women until they start to clean up, which will probably take like 3 lifetimes, but staying a virgin and sharing your headspace with a mare is 10x better than wasting your first time on a trashy skank that will probably cry rape after anyways.
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>>38593055
>implying sage helps
Yeah, one look at the eqgfags and how they're currently keeping like 5 bump generals on the board shows that don't do shit.
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>>38592975
In this particular topic, yes, an echo chamber is far preferable because the alternative is turning into fucking /r9k or /soc/
It's the pony board, go argue about 3d whores literally anywhere else.
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>>38592403
Typical doomer shit, fuck outta here
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>>38592984
Thank god someone else noticed it. This place got flooded with runaway incels after r/braincels got shutdown and they couldn't go to /r9k/ because of the shitposts.
Why the fuck did they settle here?
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>>38593032
>wtf not every Anon wants to shun social life and wither in old age without having raised a family
Yeah about that...
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>>38593250
No one cares whether you want to cum inside a thot or not, but this isn't the place to whine about not being able to.
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>>38593250
You want normal? "Touch grass".
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>>38593378
>>38593949
You're going to be the dead end to a million years of human evolution, reproduction, and tradition. But who am I to talk you out of your incel cope?
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>>38594017
It's my dick, what's it matter to you wether I get it wet or not? Seems like a weird thing to be mad over.
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>>38594027
You seem to be awfully upset to be reminded of that.
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>>38594054
Not really, you're on an escapist fantasy/waifu board. We're constantly "reminded" they aren't real/they wouldn't like us/you're not entitled to anything/yikes, and all other manner of your soi-tarded 'hot takes'.
It's just another day that ends in 'y'. Enjoy your visit and take lots of pictures.
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>>38594061
You're too sweaty, "dude".
I diagnose you with 40 haircuts and 50 showers.
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>>38594067
Impossible, I saw Captain Marvel over 50 times while showering, "dude".
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>>38594027
Honestly I don't really care, I'm just having some fun with the Anons who believe everyone here is dead-set on being alone. They are deluded but if they enjoy it good for them.
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>>38594088
So you actually came here expecting /soc/ but with ponies or something?
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>>38594076
>showered
>watched Captain Marvel
Forgot to get 40 haircuts.
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>>38594092
What?
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>>38593233
ig you don't have a brain buddy

you're so retarded
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>>38594164
>reddit spacing
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just post the beast stuff here then
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>>38593058
Won't work. Too many simps. For every male that rejects a woman there will be 10 that think this will be their chance. The only way to win against women is, as men, to work together. And from the responses here you can already see that is never going to happen.
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>>38591814
BASED. Forget mares anons. Ascend. Become Based And StallionPilled
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>>38591789
I could've tell that I am into mares for their unparallel personality traits...
But it would be a lie. Maybe back there, when I was a newfaggot that hooked me on, but today...
Today I genuinely think that anatomically correct horse pussy and teats are sexier than human ones. Damn cartoon horses made me unironical zoo...
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>>38594220
>reddit mind

fat nigger welfare baby
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They aren't real.
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>>38596924
t. tranny faggot
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>>38596926
Big cope
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>>38591970
reddit



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