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Previous Thread:>>38521420

Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7275
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>>38549372
I hope yall like the thread header I whipped up, I also hope this thread doesn't do a suddenly death
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Mods are fucking useless, aren't they?
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>>38549501
yep, I mean they do it for free what do you expect.
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I don't get it, whats got people mad?
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>>38549518
If I knew I'd tell you, all I know is there is clearly and elevated level of angry shitposting.
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Twiggles is hitting on you, wat do?
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>>38549700
I'd inform her I'm not, in fact, a book. Then I'd pat her head and call her silly.
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>>38549501
>>38549507
>>38549518
>>38549546
what are you talking about schizo?
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>>38549827
>"ahaha r-right right..."
she'd probably get so adorably flustered by her failure
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>>38549827
>Sometimes Twilight forgets you are not a book
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>>38550230
twilight an excruciatingly silly pony
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>>38550308
twilight got top grades in silly poner class back when she was celestia's student
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>>38550308
Indeed.
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>>38550635
she's also a very cute pony
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>>38550922
Twilight Sparkle, you're a bold one
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Would libraries even be a thing in Kinder? Good ponies share with each other, after all, so the concept behind "borrow a book for a while" is kind of already there.
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>>38551307
yes but they would only really be needed to remind poners that they actually have to return the books, give incentive to return the books on time, or renew their borrowing time, and keep track of who is borrowing what.
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>>38551307
A library isn't just about having access to information, but also the organization of it.
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>>38551307
sure they would. i imagine for a kinderpones, itd be very easy for them to be wrapped up in new interests and things, or have a specific problem that needs to be solved. Not every pony would be able to help every time, so a library being a sort of knowledge centerlike before cell phones et would be an extremely beneficial idea. borrowing is a common thing sure, but when nobody wants to read a book anymore, the most logical thing to do would be to put it in a safe place like a library for a future pony to want to read. honestly, libraries are rad.
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>>38551529
based twifag
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>>38549372
Ah shit. The old thread died?
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i've always wondered what goes on in these threads...so it's all just cute and wholesome shit?
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>>38551942
Yes
This is the most wholesome thread.
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>>38551942
>what goes on in these threads
Ponies being extra kind, silly, pure, non-jaded and playful.
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>>38551973
>>38551992
so... no sex?
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>>38552248
of course there's sex, but its gotta be earned through love and devotion and true understanding between characters. the only struggle snuggle here is the one where the pony gets rocked to sleep with a lullaby
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>>38551529
You, sir, have made a new friend.
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>>38552281
i regret not checking this thread out sooner
i'm home
might start writing a green idk
also how long have these threads been around? I left around 2015 and would come back every time a big pony event happened. I only ever came back for good a few months ago.
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>>38552429
cant say for certain myself how long its been around, especially with the ponepastes replacing a good deal of old pastebins. some of the greens date back to 2015, but some are as recent as 2020 or so. the prison ones are the older ones i think.
either way, this thread has been one of my favorites. enough for me to draw a bit more often, and even overhaul the story index a few days ago or so
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>>38552444
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>>38552444
>>38552454
what's with the prison thing anyway? did it predate the whole kinder theme of the threads?
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>>38552477
possibly. my guess is it was a spinoff of the Anon in Equestria threads. I guess it lent itself well to kinderquestria, with the "crime is pretty low in equestria, their prison system must be a joke, etc" type line of thinking. solving things with friendship means you don't need to do more than a time out, or something. kids show, kids way of thinking.
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>>38552490
alright then. i'm gonna read up on some of the greens on the bin before i start writing. see ya around, friends
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>>38552515
have fun
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>>38552515
that gif is incredibly cute and is a super accurate depiction of your conversation with that other anon.
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>>38521871
>>38521892
>>38521958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9H_b6jLxqw&ab_channel=KidWizard

Thought you might like this. Based it on the Pinkie drawing earlier in the thread.
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>>38552860
those damn high shelves kek. good job anon, very cute
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>>38552860
hecking adorable
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>>38552860
Oh my god this is so amazing.
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>>38552860
you've made my long term goal of learning animation just a little bit more alluring you magnificent bastard
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>>38552454
>ywn share your cake with Cookies n Cream so that you get a few extra fluffy pillows delivered to your cell
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>>38552860
aw hell yeah
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>>38552860
hehe
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>>38552860
fucking based
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boop
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anons bad influences are too strong
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>>38553471
>Ponies just think it's one of Anon's "nonsense words"
>Like how if a pony were on Earth and kept saying "buck" instead of "fuck", you might think that it's a silly pony being silly and using a similar word because horse puns are goddamn everywhere
>What you might not realize right away is that it's a legitimate swear word to them
Ponies must think Anon is a potty mouth for using words like "buck" casually, using them as he understands them instead of using it as a no-no word.
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>>38553561
plenty of room for shenanigans and misunderstandings
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>>38553239
Very cute art
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>tfw no cute ponies to eat lunch with to keep my mind off of my mind-numbing job
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>>38553710
rip anon, at least it will end soon.
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>>38553710
>Twilight will never offer to share her juice box with you
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>>38553990
Grape or apple?
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>>38552477
Anon in Pone Prison came first, don't remember exactly when or how it started. It died for a while and was revived a roughly a year before kinderquestria's first thread, and the two eventually merged. The OP used to have separate lists of pone prison greens and kinderquestria greens, as well as the old pone prison OP, but they may have been caught up in the pastebin purge.
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>>38554514
nah, everything got combined into a big fat list with all the links appropriately updated and such for maximum readability. all of the links that were in the OP are there, included a one or two that weren't added. I did think about making the kinderpone/poneprison lists seperate, but with how much overlap there is i figured sorting by author would be the simplest plan.
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twiggy piggy mode ACTIVATE!
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tickle the ponko po
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>>38555180
>tickling a pony
You need a license for that!
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i really can't believe that over a decade of posting on this board i only thought of visiting this thread last night
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>>38555511
welcome aboard then, it's always better to be late than to never come! also checked.
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>>38555522
>pic
that's a horse who's in need of a good booping.
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>>38555719
Bopping, then neck scriches.
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>>38555719
>>38555822
how to get your shit stomped by Igneous and the Pie sisters in two easy steps, granted they are kinderpones but I don't think escalation with the Pie family is a prudent idea for your longevity.
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>>38555837
They are kinderponies, it'll amounts to nothing more than slightly rougher pushing and shoving via headbutts.
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>>38555859
w-what if i got poked by a unicorn...
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>>38556343
You tell them to cut it out if they aren't going to wear protection.
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>>38556343
Attach ducktape to them, that is a lesson they will never forget.
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>>38556550
>>38556482
instructions unclear duct taped myself to the unicorn
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>>38556590
If it makes you feel any better, they will probably rip out some fur when you have to eventually remove the ducktape. Their coat is ruiend.
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>>38556900
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>>38556900
jeez anon thats stalin tier brutality
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>>38556900
NOOOOOOOOoooo I didn't mean to give them weird baldspots for months...am I going to jail
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she wants them.
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>>38557643
t-the what?
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>>38557671
hugs, and hot monkey boops
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>>38552477
It all started here
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I have read a few kinder stories now and I really like the concept. Please link me your favorite Kinder stories for me to read. This shit is just to fucking wholesome.
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>>38558044
The Mister Anon stories is pretty much Mister Rogers/Bob Ross tier wholesome.
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>>38558069
I'm a complete retard, so could you please link it for me?
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>>38558125
Just search for it in the OP link
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>>38557845
huh, neat.
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oh shit twiggles is getting ready to do something to you, you better run!
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>>38558441
incredibly low effort prompt
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>>38558441
fuck forgot the image
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>>38558441
>"It's MY turn to read the bedtime story tonight!"
Ponies take their nighttime rituals very seriously.
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she can stomp her hoovsies all she wants, she'll never take her cookies back
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pet
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>>38558523
>>38558820
>Anon is friends with a pony who gets fussy and stomps her hoofs when Anon stops petting her
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>>38559012
>this is considered a textbook abusive relationship to kinderponies
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>>38559345
>Everyone is convinced Anon is suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
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>>38559012
who is most likely to be guilty of this?
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>>38559576
The anti cutie mark crusader.
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>>38559588
THE BABS SNEED??
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>>38559591
Correct
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>>38559591
that's a really cute babs right there
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>>38552860
i loved it
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sleepy boop
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Boop
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>>38558523
I'd steal Cookies iykwim
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>>38559591
dat cute
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>>38559591
>"H-Hey! Who told ya about my butt scritch weakness, mistah?"
"Applebloom."
>angry new york filly sounds
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>>38561172
Hell you probably wouldn't even need Applebloom to tell you that even IRL foals love butt scratches. Imagine webm related but with kinder foals or adult poners.
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>>38561269
ha! i sometimes forget how cute irl ponies could be
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>>38561269
This is why Anon isn't allowed near the schoolhouse by order of law.
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>>38561274
it isn't a pony its a foal but yeah IRL hoerses can be pretty cute when they aren't being liddle shids
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>>38561284
im not around irl horses that much so i couldnt tell lol also tell me more about them being
"lil shidds"
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>>38561291
They can be very very inquisitive and some how manage to get into basically everything that isnt thouroughly horse proofed, they are also pretty smart and can escape their paddock/stable if they can reach and play with the latches long enough, and if they can reach their food unrestricted they will over eat, or if your pasture isn't well maintanted eat something they shouldn't and get health problems like colic or fat
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>>38561402
no wonder ponies are chubby little fellas
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>>38561410
you also have to include the potentially tremendous ammount of sugar ponies may or may not consume depending on how you head canon their diet.
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>>38561444
>be Anonymous
>convicted to a year in prison
>your crime?
>kidnapping ponies and forcefeeding them healthy, non apple, foods
>now part of your reducation is being forced to eat snacks and other junk food so "you can learn how to eat the good stuff"
>you can already feel the cavities setting in
>god help you
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>>38561458
>anon was a /fit/izen
>he was just trying to help ponies get some gains
>he nicknamed the guards the gains goblins
>he worked hard for his physique and he will not let anyone or anypony try to steal it from him
>he will find a way to remain fit
>he will have a hard year ahead of him
>will our hero succed?
>only time will tell
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>>38561479
kek
>in an effort to shed all the calories they make him intake he is constantly moving
>bouncing on his feet waiting in line
>doing push-ups and sit-ups when reading books
>sprints and lunges down the hallways
>the guards may be gains goblins, but he will leave this place more natty than ever
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>>38561650
kek
>by the time he gets out he is double the size he was when he got in
>he basically lives with out a shirt now inorder to literally flex his gains
>all the stallions envy his muscles and even find them selves oddly charmed by him
>all the mares feel tingly when they see him pass by with out a shirt on
>even the fillies and colts get very touchy with him now
>what he doesn't know is part of the reason why his sentancing was so heavy is because the Princesses knew his physique was too hot for ponies to handle
>even more so now, he litterally looks like Zyzz
>perfectly balanced as all things should be
>can he handle the thirst that he provokes or will he finally cover himself up for the sake of the purity of our ponies?
>What does he seek to gain from this?
>Anon is an enigma we will never truely know
>what we do know is if he continues with all the flustering and distracting he is causing he won't be free much longer
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>>38561978
big gains for little pones
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>>38562242
Big trouble in little Ponyville
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>>38562304
Massive Troublemaker in less-than-large Penitentiary
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look at twilight being physically abusive.
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>>38562655
ONE MILLION TIME-OUTS
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>>38562734
I bet they are only one second time outs because of princess privilage
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>>38561402
how devilish!
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>>38562951
indeed
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>>38562655
Would bruises even be visible underneath the fur? Twilight could get away with this no problem.
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>>38562655
impatient mares get THE BOOP
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>>38562655
no hayburgers...for A WEEK
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>>38563407
all you'd need is a comb to see it
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>>38562939
thats still over 11.5 days of nonstop time-out
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>>38563780
that's what they call jail time.
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>>38563780
a veritiable slap on the wrist she should get twice that for hitting fluttershy
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poners can be excessively silly
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>>38565003
Bonbon's great gumdrop in the sky, and Applejack's holy apple make for a dangerous debate between them. Sometimes they might even go as far as calling each other smelly, or a background pony.
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>>38565012
kinder religious extremism would probably be excessively entertaining. I could imagine an anon watching the chaos unfold with a folding lawn chair and popcorn while egging on both sides and selling "weapons" to both.
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flutter shy decided she was gonna horse around.
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>>38566168
i want to feed her carrots and pat her mane
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>>38566419
it would be very comfy
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>9
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>>38566934
trixie is such a silly filly, im glad she and starlight are frens
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>>38567031
she is
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>>38565948
>A kinderpony's belief is true and pure, and their faith is unshakable
>Aided by magic, imaginary friends can actually exist
>Some manifest as ghosts and shit, I don't fucking know I never had an imaginary friend, fuck off
>Others jump from physical form to physical form as it suits them
>In the case of one lucky little filly who had a fascination with rocks from a young age, her imaginary friend took control of a simple rock
And that's the story of Boulder.
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>>38565948
I remember a different one-shot here in KQ, where everypony thinks Anon is just as expressionless as Maud, because the rest of the kinderponies are actually extra expressive and fast, so Anon and Maud become besties because they are the same speed.

That pic just gave me a new idea along with that one:
>What if Boulder actually IS alive, but normal ponies are just too fast, and not patient enough, to notice?
>Cue Anon actually interacting with Boulder alongside Maud.
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>>38567729
I like it
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>>38567729
>>38567753
I like where these ideas are going
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>>38566545
For both of you
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oh no I think rainbow dash is broken!
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>>38569015
she isnt broken, she just ate a lime.
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>>38569031
holy shit K E K
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Is preening a pegasus okay if you're friends, or is that something only special someponies do?
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>>38569031
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>>38569179
Sounds like a pretty intimate act. Maybe how somepony might suggest to the other that they "like-like" them.
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>>38569182
thats a very cute dash
>>38569255
It's possible
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I wonder how much nicer it is to work in kinderpone retail than it is normal retail
>Be Anon.
>First day at your new job: Salespony at the local Squall-Mart.
>You'd asked the HR pony why it was named that. Apparently the Griffons are big fans of one-stop-shops, and the idea spread pretty well through Equestria.
>Starting pay was only a few bits, but you figure since there isn't a legal minimum wage, its probably fine. If nothing else, it puts you in a peak pony-interaction position.
>The cute lil fellas. They couldn't possibly be worse than human customers, you hope.
>"Pardon me, do you work here?" a little green and blue mare asks. She had a couple of fillies with her, presumably her kids.
"Yes ma'am, how can I help you?" you ask, straightening your blue vest.
>"Oh thank goodness, its so hard to find salesponies with all these high shelves! Ah, do you know where the crayons are? I ran out of yellows in my set this morning, and I still need to finish filing my taxes!"
>You try not to linger on the 'crayons for taxes' thought as you give your response.
"Yes, of course. The crayons will be about two aisles down, next to the manilla envelopes and stamps."
>With a happy whinny, she rears up and hugs you, her kids hugging your legs. "Thank you, sir! Have a good one now, ya hear?"
"You as well, miss," you chuckle. Hugs for simple directions? You'd do this shit for free!
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>>38569513
holy cute I think I'd die from diabetus, I wonder what poner karens would be like though? probably no where even approaching the capacity of indignant karens though. it'd most certianly still be cute.
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>>38569590
probably something like

>"What do you /mean/ I can't buy the display model?! I have the bits!" The mare stomps her hooves, her tantrum picking up speed.
"I'm sorry, but if you buy this, we can't show other ponies what we usually sell. And, that'd make them sad," you try and reason with her. It's just after lunchtime and it's clear she hasn't napped yet.
>"But I don't /care/ about other ponies! I want this now!" she yells, other ponies gasp in shock at her profane claims.
>Clearly, you'll have to employ your emergency strategy for this.
"If you don't buy the display, I'll be your best friend for a day. From tomorrow morning to the evening we can hang out and do fun stuff, I promise."
>The crowd whoops and hollars, the air is filled with excitment at the idea of not only a best friend deal, but at the sure-fire way this will be resolved.
>"B-Best friends...? With me...? O-Okay, sure. Uh, I'll see you tomorrow? Ah..." she strains her neck to read your nametag," An-on-o-mus?"
"See you then, miss...?"
>"Spoiled Rich."
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>>38569513
I get to interact with and hug cute ponies all day? You wouldn't even have to pay me.
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>>38569630
But for married couples, wouldn't the "best friend" status automatically go to their spouses?
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>>38569924
no that would be the "super extra most bestest friend in the whole wide world" category or as an acronym SEMBFITWWW or shortened to SEMBFIT
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>>38569944
shit not SEMBFIT it would be SEMBF
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I bet literally every pony in kinderquestria has a stuffed animal they sleep with and even keep the older ones that they used as children.
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>>38570214
its legally mandated, because as luna puts it
>"It helps us defend our ponies from the creepy crawlies of the night."
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>>38570376
what happens when they find out anon doesn't have one nor intend to sleep with one
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>>38570566
theyd have to step up not only as friends, but as ponies, to ensure there isnt some boogypone plot to hurt him in his sleep
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>>38570566
>>38570716
They set up a neighborhood patrol. Which means sending a pony and their plush to crawl into his bed and sleep with him each night.
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>>38570716
>>38570827
thats cute
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>>38562951
delightfully so!
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nappy bump
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kinder poners sure are friendly
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>>38571962
>Are you lost friend
>[Paragon] Yes/No
>[Renegade] No, but you are.
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>>38572243
"...yes"
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>ywn a derpy
pain
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>>38572322
not being able to hug derpy really is pain.
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>>38572243
I would respond with "No, but you are." even if I was actually lost.
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>>38572426
"No, but you will be."
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>>38572571
"No, but they are"
*Point's towards vacant field*
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>>38572962
Properly spooped
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>>38572417
Would anyone know how to get this "fuzzy line" effect in Toon Boom Harmony? (without textures) Been searching for a while.
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>>38573177
fuzzy line? looks like thick lines without anti-aliasing to me
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>>38573182
Yeah, that's what I mean (sorry :) ). I've tried exporting OpenGL frames but would love to find a more elegant solution.
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>>38573211
i only have experience with CSP, sorry
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>>38573217
Thanks anyway. Here's a pony.
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>>38573271
eeyup
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>>38573272
That boomer appul is literal perfection.
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>>38569513
And I'd work there for free. Gratitude? From customers? You really do have to go to an entirely differently universe that runs on fundamentally different societal rules to get that.
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>>38569630
>Spoiled Rich is a kinder-karen because she has no friends (other than her husband), making her grumpy and sad
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>>38573605
The curse of the low level wagie is neigh impossible to escape, bless these kinder pones
>>38573672
>the reason she's a bad parent is because DT has Silver Spoon, and it makes her jealous as shit. Maybe she even had a super best friend when she was young, but they were split up when she married her husband and moved to ponyville
>>38573451
She just wants to buck apple trees for celestia's sake
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>>38574492
"Listen, Applebloom. All I'm saying is, grapples are the wave of the future."
>"Grapple? Like, ah grapplin' hook?" she asks, ears quirked to the sides.
"Nah, nah. See, they are apples, that tastes like grapes," your arms holding an an invisble apple and grape respectively, closing in on each other as you talk.
"They were crazy, and make for a good snack. What do ya say, care to blow the minds of ponies everywhere?"
>"Ahm just not sure I get it. Why would anypony buy an apple that doesn't taste like an apple? If they want a grape, they can buy some."
>Before she can react, you grab her cheeks and bring her snout to nose.
"Cus it's /novel/."
>"Aaaaaaah. Ah get it now. You're writin' a book about fake fruits, right? Eheheh!"
>You release her with a sigh, watching her giggle as she goes off to her chores.
>Poor filly will never know the true power of strange fruit. But you will show her. You'll show all of them.
>So how the fuck did they do it, anyway? Magic? Magic.
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>>38574606
I feel like this is something discord would strongly approve of.
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even the princesses love anons ape hugs
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>>38575117
>tfw no moody teen celestia to "fight the system" with by giving free ice cream to the local ponies as a way to "show them the mare has no power over the common citizen"
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>>38575643
elaborate?
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>>38575792
doing good things to fight the system that she is responsible for, that does good deeds, thus perpetuating good deeds for the sake of good deeds
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>>38574877
>When your teacher gives you a tongue bath, like she was your mom or something
>When she always does it in front of your friends
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>>38575865
that's very silly
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You're married now.
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>>38576122
>bottom right
holy lewd anon!
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Was digging around ponepaste and saw that there were honest to god kinder greens still being written in the 2022nd year of our Lord. Is it true we got writefags again? This place looks distinctly more alive and active but I don't wanna get my hopes up.


I still remember the demon anon and chrysalis fic, a fic I still can't find on there. I see eldritch anon hasn't had updates in ages. Neither has Knight Of The Moon.
I found out about Alcatraz's works yesterday and his genuinely amazing kinder scp mythos, and remain in pain over the fact that he has not uploaded in several months.

I remain justly afraid that I'm gonna get told Anon VS The Big Rock has gone on indefinite hiatus or something.
Wand_of_Inferno's stiff is going strong. They have works from a week ago, meaning they're probably still here, so that's some comfort. But I still can't help but worry they're gonna up and vanish, like so many folks seem to, and this whole general is gonna die again.

Legit. what is the situation. What's the state of things. Are we good? We alive again?
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>>38577089
in the weeks ive been here, there has been 1 story started, a few dozen prompts and hypotheticals posted. as far as i can see there is a drawfag who occasionally posts a relevant doodle and the lunaposter who shepards the thread away from page 10. there has been an uptick in activity from anons finding the thread, so maybe itll pick back up.
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>>38577342
>"!"
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>>38577409
anon is very forward with that pony or atleast poner believes so.
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>>38575865
Doing good because you want to is better than doing good because you were told to.
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>>38577695
and doing good in spite of someone else is based
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>>38577705
It is indeed very based
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look at this wild party animal of a filly!
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>>38578050
>this club can't even handle me
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>>38550922
>"General Sparkle..."
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>>38578433
>pic related 4u
>>38578445
kek
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look at this adorable teacher pone!
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on all planes except physical she is and apple!
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>>38578976
what an adorable little critter
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>>38579080
Filly appul a cute
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>the posh kindermare is cranky
how would you calm her down? saddleshopping? pets and brushies? perhaps some sugarcubes?
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>>38579283
ice cream
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>>38579283
I'd take her to a grocery store where I'll let her pick her own juice boxes and we can drink them while she vents her feels.
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>>38579299
>>38579290
both acceptable
>while she vents her feels.
what do you think got her upset? just been on her hooves for too long?
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>>38579311
With a scream like that, chances are the mane 6 ruined another formal function and that was her one chance to be "seen" by the uppercastes. Maybe even find a stallion who would appreciate her and her work as a vice-intern consultant of color pencil affairs(esq.).
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>>38579283
Sugar cubes, but they're cut into pyramids because it makes her feel fancy.
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>>38579679
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>>38579660
I'll just ask what her fav fruit is and give her that
>>38579679
cute as fuck dude you work fast as fuck when inspired eh?
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>>38579708
oh shit I should have refreshed before responding >>38579705 this is great
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>>38579708
>>38579712
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>>38579660
Hey now, 'hate' is a powerful word. Go to your room, Twilight.
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>>38579705
>messy pony
someone needs a bath
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>>38577089
I am attempting to write a green where Twilight wants to make Anon feel like he's back home again so uses his excessive collection of Pathfinder 1e books to run a game for him and few other ponies. But I am not a old writer or anything. I just wanted to write about Ponies goofing around and making a adventure together
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>>38580864
i saw that, and you'll go to hell for your crimes
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>>38581056
nah, im gonna have to tuck her back into bed. she looks too sleepy
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>>38579679
>>38579705
sugarrushmare!
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>>38580493
That is genuinely pretty sick. And while I am also not an old writer, that do be how things usually seem to start out here. There anything you're trying to hash out or you feelinggood with it so far?
I can't guarantee I'll be able to get back with a reply if your answer, but I would genuinely love to hear you talk about it, or at the very least vent about whatever's got you blocked at the moment.
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>>38581396
I had a block for a moment, with what characters I want all the players to make, but I figured it out today in the morning and now I just have to make all the character sheets, so I'm good for the time being.
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>ywn wake up in a pile of friendly ponies during a cold winter morning
the only reason to proceed existence is this fantasy
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>>38580398
No horn. Different pone?
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>>38581778
>New pone, who dis?
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I'm still alive. Been focused on my personal life and university I kinda dropped off when the thread's normal writers stopped writing. Sorry about that, but I'll be looking through the recent Kinder threads to add any ponepaste stories to the bin.
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>>38581895
Also, thanks to LunAnon for making a proper Thread Pastebin. I always meant to make one, but I never got around to it.

I'm not going to be continuing University, with intentions to go to law school. I'm going to be going to a vocational school instead, to become an electrician, so I'm hopfully going to have more time to do stuff. I'll see if I can help LunAnon improve the new Ponepaste bin.
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>>38581937
I did what I could to consolidate the pastebins, I just couldn't post it like he could. good to see your still thinking about the threas though.
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>>38582058
Yea, very weird that you couldn't make a PonePaste post. Maybe it's a website glitch?
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>>38582152
had to have been. tried multiple devices and accounts with no success. im just glad i could make it somewhat standardized as it is. I wanted to include summaries as well, but it wasn't a huge priority. still, now that the bulk is done, its free reign for all that. even if the formatting is wrong, with the story spacing being removed from my initial version
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you get isekaid into kinderquestria and find out they have bat ponies but they are only as big as >pic related, wat do?
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>>38582910
build batpony houses around my house and charge them rent that is paid with watching them eat grapes
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>>38582917
that would be very cute and i bet they'd be happy to fulfill your rent demand
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how did rainbow manage to do this to herself?
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>>38583467
Isn't it obvious? She's building a treehouse!
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>>38583500
>>38583467
>Rainbow Dash gets jealous of the CMC treehouse she tries to make her own
>She's putting it up one tree over
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If a unicorn holds a food in their magic, and takes a bite, does that food have an added taste?
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>>38583769
I would seriously doubt it, it wouldn't be like sweaty salty hands touching your food or god forbid hands that have handled coins. If anything since there isn't really any physical contact going on it would probably be the ideal way to get the pure flavor of foods and would probably be used by taste testers similar to that ice cream taster who used a golden spoon,
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>>38583500
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>>38583831
she just learns differently ok!
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>>38584019
She's not the sharpest tool in the shed
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>>38584511
She was looking kind of dumb, with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
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Researching...
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>>38585036
This mare wants you to play with her.
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>>38585154
I know its not in a lewd way but i feel a little naughty with mare staring at me like that.
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>>38585193
>"Hey Anon... I have a complete Poneopoly set... Wanna play with me? I call dibs on the shoe~"
"Is this gonna be sex?"
>"Huh?"
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>>38585202
noooooooo
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>>38585154
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>>38585202
some one post that comic made by shout where anon is at a bar and a mare starts hitting on him and he thinks he's gonna get laid but ends up with him playing a board game with the mare
>>38585278
pretty mare
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>>38582910
Bro stop that's how Corona started
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>>38585372
>pic related
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maybe twilight should consider a career as a paladin?
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>>38586251
But Anon, Paladins have to be fit and Twilight is a chubby mare
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>>38586413
well you can be decently fit and be a little fat so I geuss it depends on if twiggles is a landwhale or not
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>>38586428
I don't think Twiggie would be a very active mare. She should try and be an Inquisitor instead. She can wear a cool hat and the mental stats would be much more important than the physical ones.
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>>38586467
>cool hat
twiggles would instantly be sold plus you make good points
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>>38586413
she doesn't need to be fit, she's just dwarf strong. the cushion keeps her abs warm, or something.
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>>38586955
thats what she likes to tell herself at least.
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poner bath!
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>>38587451
what a clean lil cutie
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>>38585360
it took me decades to find it but finally did >>38585202
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>>38587886
a happy mare friend is better than sex, magic science says so
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>>38587892
Magic science is wrong
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>>38587898
magic science is never wrong, my uncle works for celestia's school for giften unicorns and thats what he says
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>>38588550
destroy the pone tummy
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>>38587886
God, I just noticed her cutie mark. That's perfect.
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>>38588550
I always love seeing this pic
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>>38587451
Do ponies like baths, or is it a struggle to get even adult poners to hop in?
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>>38587886
>Anon really did have the Kinder equivalent of a one-night stand
>This is what happens to ponies who go to bars, all the time
>Find a friend, hook up, go back to one of your places, play games, snuggle up under a blanket fort, fall asleep
>If you have a REALL good time, she might kiss you on the cheek
>But that would just mean you're married now.
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>>38589124
It depends on the pony some are pro bathing some are anti bathing
>>38589192
wholesome
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>>38589192
I'd let a mare kiss my cheek anyday
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ponies aren't the brightest creatures on the block sometimes.
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>>38589724
I am not surprised they are confused. No one has fingers to use while bowling
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>>38589773
minotaurs exist, but 8magine the distress anon would cause by trying to demonstrate to them that its not an egg by picking it up and throwing it at a rock.
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>>38589884
also lets not forget gryphons
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>>38589886
And dragons. I wonder if the rest of the races on the planet make fun of ponies behind their backs for not having fingers or claws or paws.
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>>38590037
I could see the dragons in particular being dicks about it
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be careful she may or may not have Equestrian FBI agents telling her what to do
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what does swibble see?
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>>38591038
>implying hugs could ever be seen as something bad in kinderquestria
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>>38591370
Its not the action its the age you struggle snuggler!
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>>38591346
Anon's eating cookie dough...straight from the bag!
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>>38591611
I bet he didn't even wash his hands
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>>38591346
>resident evil: sweetus
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>>38591715
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>>38589724
>puts bandaids on the holes.
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>>38592114
I could totally see that making it into the newspaper. for anon it would just be assurance that Equestria is extremely safe
>>38592131
yes a kinder fluttershy would totally do that
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>>38592131
>>38592157
>>38589724
it's all fun and games until her kinder magic makes it hatch.
wtf would even come out of the thing?
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>>38592299
obviously it would be a bowling demon, all it would be extremely good at is bowling but nothing more.
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>>38592299
Bowling pins
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Make sure you use your extensive knowledge base to help lead Equestria into a better future.
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>>38593108
I shall!
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>>38593108
based
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>>38593108
I thought he was teaching them how to draw Trogdor at first.

>"First, start with an 'S'. Then, a slightly different 'S'."
>"I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!"
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>>38585278
cia mare
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>>38593467
Yeah, like cia in my bedroom.
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>>38593866
smol chryssi can have some of my m&m's but im not sure how well they'll do with her fangs
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Do you guys think Kinderponies would like mythos about how humans came to be? Or would they be scared of them?
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>>38593866
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
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>>38593866
>it is socially acceptable if not preferred to just dump loose m&ms into their buckets from a big bag.
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>>38594408
Pic unrelated, I assume.
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>>38593886
they'd be fine they will just go straight to her molars
>>38594408
Rip anons pants 2022
>>38594559
I could see that because ponys would lack the dexterity and patience to open smol fiddly bags of Candy coated chocolately goodness at least for erfpones and birbpones
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>>38594559
You sugarwhore, M&Ms are delicious.
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>>38594371
They would think all of the greek and roman gods are super horny probably
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>>38594866
bro they are already like that though, I mean fucking hell zeus is constantly memed as a horny bastard all the time.
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ponies plans aren't going the way she expected.
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>>38593440
The S stands for sucks
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>>38595686
Why is flower horse such a rebel
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>>38569513
Being a tall human you'd probably be moved into the warehouse area where the tall shelves are

either stocking the high shelves or helping the little poners reach what they need
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>>38570566
>>38570376
>>38570214

man i still have mine, 30 years of service and it looks like it's been through the trenches and back

imagine telling stories of your old stuff animals and explaining why they're so busted up

>he lost his nose and eyes because he fought a big ugly monster while i was sleeping!
>beat it back all the way to the closet!
>never came back!
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>>38596720
Holy shit, based.
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>>38596720
>tfw my ex took my stuffed animal I had since I was like 4
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>>38597140
Thats a war crime in kinder land
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>>38597140
Get them back, by any means necessary
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>>38597293
>>38597253
I would've tried at the time, but I was a spergy teen and going up to her and asking felt like it'd make my heart implode. Didn't break up on good terms. Now I just have some anonfilly plushies
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>>38597322
Message her now, ask for it.
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>>38597345
haven't talked to her in 6 years anon. it'll be okay. Ponies fill the whole better than any stuffed animal has anyway
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>>38597345
>haven't talked to her in 6 years anon. it'll be okay
All the more reason to ask for it now
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>>38597322
>Now I just have some anonfilly plushies
No wonder she dumped your degenerate ass. What was the straw that broke the camel's back? Did you ask her to use a strap on, or did you break up after she caught you playing with her makeup again?
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>>38597358
not gonna happen anon, my stuffed animal is gone forever and ever.
>>38597374
the straw that broke the camels back was she cheated on me. i should clarify that i bought the plushies because the whole /mlp/ organized thing was cool to me, less than me thinking anonfilly is a good oc or whatever. i do enjoy anonfilly as a sort of shitpost character, but the novelty of fan organized merch was neat. missed out on the scarves back in the day as well. id buy pony plushes of all types if i could, but i dont have space for more.
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>>38597140
rip anon
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>>38597374
Look anon, it's you!
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would you help pony?
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>8
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fluttershy made you muffins
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>>38598589
looks like a very bland muffin to me
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>>38598693
who knows maybe it will be the tastiest muffin you've had in your entire life.
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>>38598808
theres only one pony i trust for such a absurd task
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>>38598819
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>page neighn
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>>38552429
started as pone prison, theme changed to kinderquestria more recently. Been around fucking forever, like NMP or guardsmare thread, we just never have as many greens so thread dies for a few months then comes back for a few
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>>38599858
gonna snug that WRONG HORSE
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>You were sitting at the edge of a long table in the Golden Oaks library.
>In front of you, a large map and a play mat, a few figurines, dice and a bowl of chips.
>To your left, Trixie, then Fluttershy, then Spike.
>To your right, Lyra and Bon Bon.
>Right across from you, Twilight Sparkle. The purple unicorn was hidden behind the large DM screen on which she was checking her notes. Whispering something to herself.
>She was dressed in an adorable wizard outfit, with bells jingling in her hat and a cute little monocle.
>Trixie wore a dark blue cloak, different from her usual one, Lyra had a dark hoodie on, which was slightly edited to look more fantasy-esque. Fluttershy wore a puffy sleeved tunic, even Spike had some barbarin paint on and a foam ax next to him. Alongside a loincloth.
>It would seem that only you and Bon Bon didn’t dress up for this.
>You’ll have to ask Rarity for help.
>But back to Twilight.
>A large stack of your books lay next to her.
>Apparently Equestria didn't like your phone as when you tried to show it to ponies it exploded, sending every single PDF flying in a book format. Even your excessively large playlist became a collection of vinyl records.
>Now, Twilight used many of those PDFs, as a basis for a Pathfinder campaign.
>You were using Ponyfinder as well which basically led to Twilight writing her own world and a campaign in which ponies lived together with denizens of the fantasy world of Golarian.
>Though, based on the one hundred and forty nine page long binder she gave you before the session, it was much less of a Kitchen Sink but still a rather high fantasy world, which needed a group of heroes to find the MacGuffins, become the champions of the people and generally be good dudes.
>At first you thought that ponies would be much less into anything combat, but apparently their innocent nature didn't stop them from wanting to be the heroes in make believe land.
>In real life it usually led to battles using foam swords, but more advanced nerd horses roleplayed actual swords made out of metal.
>Even sometimes death, but that was apparently more of a story based occurrence.
>You looked down at your character sheet.
>Twilight made sure you had no idea who the other players' characters were, and that the party was diverse enough.
>Though in your opinion she was making it hard on herself by having a six man party, you weren't going to discourage the book horse. She read the books, she learned the rules and she wanted to make it a great game for everyone, so you were going to help her, to the best of your ability.
>And since you knew a lot about the game, you could always solve the disputes when it came to rules lawyering
>Twilight finally popped her adorable little head from beyond the DM screen.
>"All right! I'm ready! Shall we begin?"
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>>38600153
>All the players said yes in unison as Twilight stood up on the chair and rested her front legs on the table. Her horn glowed as she magically turned on the music player and what can only be described as a tavern music began playing.
>She flipped a piece of paper revealing a map of a tavern with many miniatures scattered throughout it.
>She cleared her throat and started her speech.
"After a long and arduous journey, you all found yourself in a cozy room of the Warm Bowl Inn. Most seats were already occupied, but all of you managed to find a seat for yourself. From Dwarves to Griffins, the room was full, the music relaxing and the food tasty. The sun had set long ago and the other folk, mainly citizens of the town, started leaving to the cold and unwelcoming chill of the winter outside. But you remained, as all of you had rooms in this Inn."
>Twilight looked at the party, everyone, except Bon Bon seemed to be very interested in her words.
"Soon enough, the only remaining ponies and people in the tavern were you and a squat man behind the oaken bar, cleaning the mugs. The owner of this establishment. However, the doors soon opened and a chill reached all of you as a cloaked pony entered the tavern, dragging snow with her. She moved forward without a word before reaching her first table."
>She looked at Spike.
"And who did the mysterious cloaked pony see at the table? And who do all the other players see?" She asked with a smile before Spike got up to be more visible.
>"Right. At the table there was this large, gruff looking griffon, dressed in furs of mysterious monsters from the far off lands. His feathers were dark brown, while his fur was white with black stripes, like the snow tigers. To his right a large ax lay undisturbed." Said the small dragon.
>Twilight nodded slowly.
"The mysterious pony puts a letter on the table before saying in a mare's voice 'there's not many of you barbarians in these lands. May you find glory, son of the north.' before moving further. To the next table."
>She moved a piece with magic towards the next table.
>She looked at Fluttershy, who gulped, noticing the sudden shift of attention towards her as everyone, except Bon Bon, looked at her.
"As the mare moved, she looked at the creature before her, studying her with the eyes obstructed by shadow, cast by the cloak. But who was at this table?" Twilight asked with a smile.
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>>38600157
>Fluttershy gulped again before closing her eyes, muttering something to herself and looking at all the players with a very determined look.
>"A-a slender and tall unicorn mare, dressed in a majestic blue tunic with puffy sleeves. Her coat had a colour somewhere between delicate blue and white, her golden eyes looked at the c-cloaked mare as her mane, noble blue and messy, but in such a way you know she has spent many hours putting this look together, fell onto her face. She smiled gently and let the lute she held with her magic down." It was surprising to see Fluttershy speak almost without stuttering for so long. She usually would retract into quietness much sooner. Apparently you weren't the only one who noticed, which made Fluttershy shrink a bit.
>Twilight however beamed with a smile as she listened to the description of Fluttershy's character.
"The mysterious mare bowed her down as you looked at her and said 'The honour of your house is plenty. But of course you do not care for it, My Lady.' with that. She put the letter in front of you and walked towards…" magic yet again moved the figure forward and stopped it next to a table at the corner of an Inn. Then she looked up at Lyra.
>Lyra smiled sweetly before lowering her head slightly.
>"The dark corner of the room was occupied by a hooded figure. Her face, barely visible from beneath the dark cloak that she had on. However a pair of crimson eyes and gray skin was some of the only features that could be noticed. She used her dextrous hands to play with a small knife before scoffing at the cloaked mare." While for the whole description she put on a gruffer voice and a tougher pose, she almost instantly returned to her cheerful exterior.
>You were worried however because her character was clearly a drow rogue. You hoped that won't make her a "that guy" but one can only hope.
>Twilight nodded solemnly, gazed quickly at her notes and spoke again.
"The mysterious mare left another letter on your table and said 'Be at ease. I'm an not your enemy. May the light of the Stars guide you.' and with that she moved along."
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>>38600158
>As the figure was moved, Twilight looked towards Bon Bon.
"So, who's sitting at this table?" She asked.
>Bon Bon looked at her sheet and let out a long 'uuuhhh'.
>"A… earth pony mare. In armour. With a hammer or… something like that. Bac-de-cordon?" She squinted trying to read something on the sheet.
>"Lyra what on Celestia did you write here?" She hissed at the minty mare.
>"It's Bec De Corbin. A long polearm with a hammer and a hooked spike part." Answered Lyra while pointing towards the description on the character sheet.
>Bon Bon growled slightly before looking back at Twilight.
>"Yeah, so that thing. And uuhh, yeah that's her." She said and leaned back onto her chair.
>Twilight seemed quite saddened by the lack of interest presented by Bon Bon. Her ears pressed slightly against her head and she nodded slowly.
>You sighed. The outcome didn't surprise you. Whenever someone invites their girlfriend to play RPGs they usually turn out to be bored and it hurts the group dynamic.
>Actually you had no idea what the relationship between Lyra and Bon Bon was. They lived together but that's all you knew.
>Twilight did try to put on a smile though.
“W…well. The mare left a letter on your table as well and said ‘I hope you’ll find what you’re looking for, brave warrior…’ and with that, she moved on” she said before turning to Trixie.
>Twilight had a tendency to overplan things and feel bad when her plans failed, so her getting saddened by Bon Bon’s attitude was to be expected. But she braved forth.
>”Yes! Finally it’s the Great And Powerrrfulll Trixie’s turn!” Trixie rose up suddenly before even Twilight had a chance to move the piece towards her table.
>”What you all can see is a gorgeous unicorn mare. Trixie’s… dressed in a dark cloak with a pattern that was meant to look like butterfly wings. Her coat has a muted light purple colour and her mane is deep blue, filled with tiny shimmers in it making her look like a night sky incarnate. Her eyes have a colour of silver and her lips are curled in a coy smile as she gazes at the cloaked mare. A silver pin with a butterfly symbol flashes in the faint light as she does that” She said with a satisfied smile.
>Twilight nodded cheerfully seeing how enthusiastic Trixie was.
“You see the mare slow down as you approach as she sees your charming smile and pulls the hood further onto her face. ‘Charm and beauty are yours, Azata’s Chosen.’ said the mare, before putting the letter on your table and moving on.
>This time she hesitated a bit more as she slowly moved the figure towards the last table.
>She gazed up, looking at you with a look that suggested she tried to read your reaction. She did set this whole game up for you after all.
>Just to be a good friend.
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>>38600163
>”With that, the mare reached the last occupied table.”
>You nodded and looked at your character sheet.
“But who does she meet at this one?” she asked and all the other eyes, except Bon Bon’s rested on you.
>You cleared your throat before leaving forward to mimic your character posture.
>“The table was lit by a small candle as a lithe elf, with regal looking facial features was busy scribbling something on a small piece of parchment. The long, straight hair, which colour could be compared to steel, his green eyes followed the fords as he paid no mind to the mare who just approached him. His clothing was clearly of high quality, a dark brown coat without sleeves from under which one could notice dark blue vest. The sleeves on the shirts were white and elegant and his ring finger on his hand with which he was writing had a silver ring on it. A small raven sat next to him, on a small bag, seemingly sleeping, but clearly protecting it. One other curious thing was a longbow and a quarterstaff lying next to him”
>Twilight smiled at your description.
“The mare slowly stepped towards the table, put the letter gently on it and took a step back, before saying ‘I will not take much of your time M’lord. The Skies and The Stars watch over you.’ with these words, the mare nodded and left the inn, leaving it still yet again.”
>As she said that, her horn glew and an envelope addressed to your character appeared on top of your character sheet.
>And apparently every player got their own envelope.
“Does anyone try to open the envelope the Mare left for you?” asked Twilight.
>”Gunnar can’t read so he sure won’t try.” said Spike after a moment.
>”Then I shall read it!” said Lyra, again in her gruff and serious voice before trying to open the letter.
>A sudden flash however caused her to drop it, when she tried to break open the seal.
“As you attempt to open it, you notice the seal doesn’t allow itself to be broken, instead you hear a voice in your head saying ‘Seeketh the Lake of Midnight’. Does anyone want to try and open the letter?”
>You grab it in your hand and spin it around.
>”I want to use detect magic and roll Spellcraft to try and identify the spell effect.” you said after a moment.
>Twilight looked into her notes.
“Sure, go for it, but the DC is pretty high.”
>You grabbed one of your many D20’s and tossed it into the dice tower.
>The dice clicked for a while before falling at the bottom and showing the 4.
>”Fuuu…” you knew how badly ponies took swearing so you kept the Uuu going for quite a while. “Uuuungi. Yeah, Fungi. Anyway, with my modifier, that would be fifteen.” you said with a straight face.
>Twilight’s eyes opened wider in mild shock.
“Right. Your spellcraft is… high. But fifteen sadly isn’t enough. However you still can understand that it was cast by a rather strong mage.”
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>>38600166
>"The envelope looks exactly like the one you've given us?" Asked Trixie, while flipping the envelope with her magic trying to find some other writing than, what you've assumed was her character name.
>Twilight nodded and hummed in answer.
"Yep. Does anyone want to do anything else?"
>"Y-yeah. I'd like to try and open it." Fluttershy said softly.
"You hear the exact same thing as Lyra. 'Seeketh the lake of midnight' and nothing else." Answered Twilight.
>Fluttershy nodded and looked at the letter again. Then at her character sheet. Then she took a deep breath.
>"I'd l-like to get up, get to the middle of the room and say loudly 'Friends! I could not help but notice that this mysterious mare approached each and everyone of you. Was this fate or chance, matters not. But the letter couldn't be opened by me despite being meant for me. I know not if it is the same for you, but if yes, perhaps we could help each other? If it also calls you to the Lake of Midnight, we should travel together." You also caught a very quiet "if you'd like to, that is".
>A silence fell over the table as Fluttershy finished her in character speech.
>"Will we all hear the same thing if we try to open the letter?" Asked Spike.
>Twilight confirmed it.
>"Then Gunnar shall rise up from his seat and say boldly 'You have my axe!' he then shall raise his weapon into the air."
>"Desna sent me here for a task, perhaps this is the task? Tri… I mean I shall help you." Proclaimed Trixie.
>"Hmph. I'll help you, but not because I like you fools" Lyra scoffed again, putting on her best edgy voice. Which was quite adorable.
>You nodded.
"There is knowledge to find on this road. But it is unknown what the future shall bring to us. For now." You said, putting on your best soft and aloof voice of an elven scholar.
>The six of you looked at Bon Bon.
>"Huh? What? Oh yeah. I'll go too. Whatever." She said dismissively.
>You however gritted your teeth in annoyance.
>"Do we know where the lake is?" Asked Spike after a moment.
"No, but it is late night anyway, so if you want to ask around you'll probably have to do so in the morning. Right now most of the population would be asleep." Explained Twilight.
>"So, we do a long rest and I'll use that moment to answer nature's call, real quick?" You asked with a small smile.
"Let's do that. And I'll go pour us some juice." Said Twilight before you got up and dashed for the toilet.
>Should've done this before the session.
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>>38600174
I don't know how well will this style of writing work, because it will be mostly characters talking about what they do, but hopefully it won't be too bad.
Also I made character sheets for everyone and the party has only two characters with strength above 9 which will certainly be an experience.
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>>38600183
I'll let you know what I think of it when i wake up tomorrow my bed is calling me right now.
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>>38600193
Eh, don't worry about it. I kinda just finished it while riding my morning bus back to work and I've posted it.
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>>38571592
Steamed Hays
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>>38600830
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>>38600830
w a t
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Maybe just stick with my angel and that will have to do. It's too messy otherwise.
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>>38601679
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>>38600183
It's definately good, Im not into D&D personally but the green is good. I found anons phone exploding and the stuff on it turning into physical analog media intresting though and also hilarious to imagine.
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>>38602025
Eh, I'll try to make it so you don't need to know much about Pathfinder and it's mechanics to understand it, beyond big numbers are usually very good.
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pony is being very silly right now
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brushie boop
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kinder poners are too silly for their own good sometimes
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(you)'re in kinderquestria but occasionally shit like this happens and no pony bats an eye to them it's just normal, they just ignore it but they are aware that it does happen.
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>>38603357
FUCK that's military-grade cute right there.
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>>38603775
it is indeed
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sleepy boop
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>>38602990
You need Space Brush
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>>38584940
The years started coming and they didn't stop coming
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she will snoof you
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>>38605002
>sniff sniff
>"Smells like toothpaste!"
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>>38604306
People give me shit for wearing a sleep mask, but you ever try falling back asleep at 7 in the morning when the sun's dragging its dick across your face? Now who's stupid?!
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>>38597493
kek
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>>38605319
I actually just cover my head with my blanket but I leave my mouth an nose exposed.
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>>38605319
yes, i normally roll over and make the sun my bitch until it starts to microwave my bedroom and i have to get up anyway
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>>38605319
>...yells the pony with the sleep mask mark on their flank
>Selling new products can be challenging in Equestria
>Even when it's something that might make nap time easier.
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ponies are exacerbated by anons shenanigans that they don't understand
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>>38606028
*exasperated
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>>38606028
Exhausted
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>>38606443
mozt certainly that too
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what if kinder poners were rediculously easily distracted/amused? I wonder just exactly what kind of nefarious deeds one could do after distracting them?
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>>38606846
Hm...I'm not sure, maybe something - WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!
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>>38606846
a laser pointer would destroy their society
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>>38606933
even better yet
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>>38607078
BONELESS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>38607148
rip cheese sandwich boneless is guaranteed to have horse slobber now
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twilight really enjoys building book forts!
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>>38607777
checked
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>>38607777
Blessed bookpone
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>>38607789
>>38607791
I guess God wills it Brothers!
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spitfire is quite cute despite her "hardass" exterior that she tries to project.
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these mares are too silly to not pet and cuddle...
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>>38608377
I would do anything to hold her hoof and snuggle.
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>>38608618
based... sleepy boop
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>>38606028
>Only mild annoyance
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>>38609634
blue doggo is eating muh pancakes!
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>>38609634
Curses upon you Blueeee Doooooog!
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>>38610101
atleast she didn't eat blini this time
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pet the poner
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tsundere poners
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>>38610733
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>>38610869
how lood!
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I wonder why swibble is scare?
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need some cookies
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>>38611999
she is a very cute poner
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>>38577089
>I remain justly afraid that I'm gonna get told Anon VS The Big Rock has gone on indefinite hiatus or something.
It's not, I have no intention of keeping it lost in limbo. Between personal reasons and the thread hard sperging out when I was writing it I was presuming no one was interested in it. Worst case scenario is that when I go back to it, I'll just write in the ponepaste and randomly post that it has been updated. If you've seen the other things I've written, I'm rather hardcore autistic when it comes to writing so there's zero chance I'd let it die. I like it too much.
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>>38611999
I don't quite understand the last panel
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>>38612441
cookies figured out anon is lewd and will beat him within an inch of his life with a newspaper
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>>38612447
Ah, so it's justifiable self defense.
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>>38612459
well he wasn't actively doing any of that stuff when she decided to go "defending herself" therefore it's just kinder police brutality.
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>>38612475
The best defense is preemptive offence.
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>>38612482
that was dangerously close to being a Skyrim quote anon.
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>>38612516
wtf I love Skyrim now?
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>>38612963
You loved it so much that you could BUY IT AGAIN!
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beb boop
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>>38613196
Adorable
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>>38613196
fuck yea top cute
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>>38552860
I really like the sound design in your videos.
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>>38612982
I'm down. I think I'll buy it again to see the new features + technical enhancements!
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oh no it seems like fluttershy Is in a very grumpy mood today.
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>>38614405
>Fluttershy boops you too hard
>"too hard" by kinder status, I mean
>But she just happens to hit your noise at the perfect angle, and you get a minor nose bleed
>Cue Fluttershy doing her best fainting goat impression
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>>38614536
serves flutters right for getting to agressive.
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will you help calm pony down?
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bloom is stealing your waffles
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>>38615604
Seems to me that out of a random surge of kindness, Apple Bloom is putting one of her waffles onto my plate. Thanks Bloomy!
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>>38615843
i geuss if you like pony slobber on you food
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ponk is blowing raspberries to keep herself entertained
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>>38615985
Who wouldn't?
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oh no she got to anon's open monster!
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>>38616502
>not monster zero
sorry fluttershy, looks like im going to have to file for best friend divorce
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>>38615604
>when the ponies climb onto your kitchen table during breakfast
>AGAIN
FUDGE
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>>38616891
imagine getting pony fur and mane hairs in your food
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>>38616998
Yuck
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>>38613095
I wanna touch her wings
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>>38617105
I bet they are soft as fuck
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have a pre beb comfy moondancer
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>>38617511
I wanna snug the comf
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Boop
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>>38617511
What happens if you loan her one of your sweaters?
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>>38618570
You're never getting it back again
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>>38618625
Because poners are irresponsible, and she'll lose it.
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>>38618625
>>38618645
either that or its going to reek to high heavens with nerd horse BO
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>>38618744
Unfortunately for her, stinky ponies GET A BATH
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>>38618749
what a transformation I wonder what moondancer would look like after a bath?
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>>38618749
floor is a cute poner and i wanna pat her head while wearing gloves so her grease doesnt give my hands acne
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>>38618744
>Imagine the smell
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>>38618849
Her mane is pure red, but it darkens to purple when it gets dirty. Like, real dirty. The sort of dirty that makes your average brown head of hair look greasy and black. Moondancer is a dirty little poner.
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>>38619650
jesus
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>>38619766
That's why you gotta give that poner a long bath. You can distract her with toy boats and rubber duckies.
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>>38619785
I feel like the hard part would be less of keeping her in the bath but more of the intial getting her in.
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>>38618744
>sweaty nerd horse BO
Please, I can only get so erect!
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appul found a golden apple
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belly raspberry
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>>38620582
>Anon is a serial raspberry-er
>No mare is safe
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>>38620907
hell not even the stallions are safe >>38588550
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>>38621151
>She just got a raspberry from Anon
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>>38621266
the fruit right anon?
>>38621274
how insidious anon most certainly is going to the county jail
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what did anon do to fluster her so much?
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