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>Hey Anon, I got another another joke for you. How many humans would it take to stop Sombra? The answer is one hundred percent; eighty percent of human being wiped out in various nuclear, biological, and chemical attacks. The remaining ten percent are split, five percent choosing to fight for Sombra, the other five percent opposing him—in the end they both wipe each other and put end to the human species. Well, what do you think?
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Gee Twilight, it was even funnier the 5th time now.
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You killed him twice and he still didn't die.
So how many ponies does it take to stop Sombra?
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>>38080894
Umm twilight you forgot about the last ten percent 80+10 =90
I thought you were supposed to be a smart pony if you are a smart pony I would hate to see a dumb one
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I dunno Twi, how many ponies does it take to eat a grocery store's worth of food?
Only one if you're there.
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>>38080894
>"Good one Twilight! I have one for you."
>"Who likes to stay up in his bed while kissing and cuddling his pillows while pretending they're mares? Thats right! Anonymous!"
"S-shutup rarity! Fuck both of y'all!"
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>>38080933
mean!
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>>38080894
Huh, did you say something, Twi? I couldn't hear you, I'm in the middle of letting King Sombra face fuck me.
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>>38080992
Anon is tired. See him to his chambers.
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wtf Twilot you cant say that!
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>>38080894
>words words words
I've got a real joke for you, Twilight
Your love life
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>>38080894
sneed
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>>38080894
That you failed very spectacularly when you tried, your retarded child slave defeated Sombra but not you, you're a failure and a fraud Twilight
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>>38080894
why don't you ask why your dad's getting a divorce.
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>>38080894
Hey Twilight I have a joke for who is a dumb pony that thinks 80 + 5 +5 =100 it’s you
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>>38080894
Why don't you make the math to count how many Twiggy Piggys you need to stop him?
Oh right, your slave had to do it for you
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>>38081790
>The remaining ten percent aren't human. They're the ubermensch, of course. This is actually for your benefit.
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>>38080894
Gee, now I know why you're the element of being fat.
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