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>>38065584>>38065444>Melly: "I'm not sure, Willow hasn't really told me much about this cult that dragged you to Blackhoof.">>38065479>Melly: "I don't know the in and outs, it's worth asking a spiritualist about those things...It is said Sequi was very kind and patient, a full possession would be out of character for her. Then again, it's ancient history and theories. We could be wrong about her."
>>38065612In short from what we heard they want to use chaos magic to avoid death indefinitely and overthrow the princesses.
>>38065612>Willow hasn't really told me much about this cult that dragged you to Blackhoof.Seems like one of those things most wouldn't want to talk about. Aw hell are we gonna have to write a field report or something? I hope not.
>>38065612We don’t know much about it either. We know it’s headed by Tome’s insane boyfriend and that he’s been collecting amulets of discord in order to steal the fate of the alicorns for both himself and Tome, but not much more than that
>>38065684It's one-sided, abusive.He claims to love Tome but doesn't listen to her or take her feelings into account.
>>38065612You know, when I pictured meeting Willow's parents I thought it would involve less blood loss. >>38065696Sounds like every girl I've every been with, a bit less attempted murder though... not counting Willow of course, ma'am.
>>38065696I use boyfriend loosely
Whatever happened to that amulet?
>>38065716i bet the word boyfriend isnt in Tome's dictionary
>>38065779We hid it.We can't go to recover it yet.
>>38065779Since only us and Willow know where it is, I’m trusting you guys to not reveal it’s location. In fact, try to avoid ever mentioning that we have it.
>>38065788Yea, she's a pony. She'd use coltfriend instead. The word is just a euphemism for 'person you're fucking' anyway.
>>38065802>>38065826There are two kinds of retards.
>>38065779>>38065802What are you two tards on about?We hid it for a reason, listen to >>38065826
>>38065845I assure you there are more than two kinds.>>38065858We can trust Melody.
>>38065875No, that’s literally not the point. The safest thing to do is shut up about it. Do not mention it to anyone. You don’t know who might be listening. Not only that, but by telling her you also make her complicit in its secrecy. We know that Tome’s deranged lover is willing to torture to get what he wants, and by telling Melly that we have it, we put her in a position where she might be forced to keep that secret under threat of torture. The best thing to do is keep fucking quiet about it. Don’t fuck over our soon to be mother-in-law with shortsighted mistakes
No, you shut up!
>>38065684Knowing his immediate goal is a good start I think. Good job us :D.
>>38065612Another important thing about the cult is that they apparently managed to sway the head of SMILE into designating the princesses as cryptids to further their goals. The agent who was with us in Blackhoof had just escaped from that, we don't know how many in SMILE stayed loyal to the princesses. Speaking of whom, I guess the princesses may know more about Sequi or could even have known her? Something to keep in mind if we ever get an audience.Also with that situation brewing I'm surprised PHEAR still has jobs for us and isn't in full crisis mode trying to protect the sisters. Or has it been defused for now?
>>38065612it would be good intel to know how all three of us that were abducted. It would alow us to identify the cults tactics and be able to transmit that out so it does not happen to anypony else
>>38065612Got any baby pictures of Willow? If so I really need see them.
>>38065612I'd hate to make it weird, but how do you think: are we still in Blackhoof?
>>38067033Baby photos are important, I agree. Doesn't seem like the time to ask for them though.
>>38067033Ooh, when we get back think we can see them?
>>38065612So what is the difference between batponies and thestrals? Is it two separate species? Or two different cultures within one species? Or different social roles within one culture? Or what?
>>38065612Her cutiemark is 5/8ths
>>38069442That reminds me>>38065612Please don't take this the wrong way, but I really like the look of your cutie mark. There's just something about it that activates my neurons.
>>38069643>melly>melody>musical notation cutie mark>>38065612Ooh Mrs. Melly are you a musician?
>>38069999She is!?>>38065612Can you teach me how to music so I can woo your daughter with musical numbers?
>>38069442Not many things come in eights, are memey, and have a natural ordering. The first thing that comes to mind is the fifth sphere in eightfold cosmology (7 planets + the sphere of stars, or perhaps 7 planets + ogdoad). Fifth sphere, usually governed by Mars, is sometimes described as the place where retired warriors reside. Dante outright describes them as innumerable floating lights, rings any bells? Yes, yes, I know, the structure of his heaven is (7+3)-fold, it's not the point. Another source that describes the 5th sphere as the refuge of retired divine warriors, if of a somewhat different kind, is Secrets of Enoch (7 spheres in normal versions, 7+3 in director's cut).May also have something to do with Leary's fifth circuit.
>>38070933You're overthinking it.I was just referring to the 3 1/8th notes and the quarter note.
>>38071235aren't two of them sixteenth notes
>>38071509Shoot, you are right.
>>38065612Mare deactivates neurons, makes me big dumb.
>>38065612I’m glad you did follow that wisp. It led both of us to a wonderful mare
>>38065612How did you and your husband join PHEAR?
>>38071514So what do they add up to now?This is very important
>>380737394/8ths or half a beat.
>>38066472>Melly: "That's a good point. The princesses would be around at the time...Though I'd imagine they'll be very young at the time... I'm not sure, Willow hasn't received any more orders than to stay put and patrol around Hollow Shades.">>38067033>>38067792>>38067337Melly laughs.>Melly: "Oh that's cruel, but I do. I'm going to have to show you the batty spaghetti photo.">>38067200>Melly: "Maybe you're thinking that as Blackhoof isn't too far away from here. Many new ponies mention this place has a weird atmosphere to it.">>38068389>A part of you still ponders over the previous question about thestrals and bat ponies.>Melly: "A thestral to a bat pony is a how an Alicorn is to a regular pony. They were held in high regard, though they were held as a diety more than royaly.">>38069999>Melly nods.>Melly: "I come from a family of bards and minstrels.">>38070411>Melly: "I'll teach you, but I don't think that necessary, I know my daughter. She's head over hoof for you.">>38072468>Melly: "That it did.">>38072779>Melly: "Oh no, Silver and I are not part of PHEER. Monster Hunters are mostly freelance. We earn our money through bounties."
>>38074249Cool.Actually it's probably a good thing you guys don't have official associations with pheer or smile.It might be nothing but I don't think we should stay here for very long, because pheer might be compromised as an organization and they know we are here now.
>>38074249Maybe so, but you can’t just stop the woo-ing just because you got the girl. You gotta keep it up throughout the relationship. And we shall seduce her further with our fledgling yodeling skills
>>38074249I'd still like the musical help. She might like it!>>38074284P.H.E.A.R. isnt compromised you doofus, its SMILE that's compromised. Phear is by Luna so shed know if something was happening.We'll e eventually leave when we get better, but we still need to train. If we dont we'll be right where we left off where some dumbass asks to touch the strings again.>>38074326We should show Melody our sick yodeling beat boxing remixes.
>>38074374Hence the liberal use of "might be."
>>38074249where exactly are we headed to Mrs. Melody?
>>38074249Is Hollow Shades where bat ponies live? Did you seek out help from bat ponies to raise Willow?
>>38074249>Be Musician>Be a Monster HunterDon't tell me that you are also a hooffight combat master! Not that I'm laughing at you, it is an interesting combination.Aside from that, have you made any songs about your adventures?
>>38074506>Melly stops and looks around.>Melly: "I think this is far enough, I rather not go into the woodlands without my spear and armor.">>38074541>Melly: "Not quite, Bat Ponies were originally from nearby Luna Bay. We mostly had to visit old archives in the library and read old books on batponies...And a lot of trail and error.">>38074747>Melly: "It's fine, it's an old combination. But my family came from a long line of minstrels who followed knights and adventurers, knowing how to fight came with the job...I'd say we should head back."
>>38074985Sure, it's probably best we don't walk too far.
>>38074985you got it Melly lets head back
>>38074985Sounds like a good idea. Sounds like we shouldn't get caught out here, especially at night.
>>38074985So... any good fishing spot around here?
>>38074985Since you and your husband are freelance, does that mean you didn’t have to learn your ultimate fate like us and Willow did?
>>38074985spear is a great survivability weapon Melly do you use shields as well (perhaps attached to your armor)?
>>38074985Danerous creatures in the woodlands we need to look out for?
>>38074985You live in a very beautiful and quiet area
>>38074985Say we wanted to get a gift for Willow for saving our bacon, what would she like?
>>38075201ah hell did we set up direct deposit or are we gonna have to go pick up our check?
>>38074985Have you met other colleagues of Willow or are she and Tome the only ones that occasionally crash here? Also who puts bounties on monsters, it must be other circles than the amateur ghost hunters Rain used to be around since they never really got to actual spooks, right?
>>38074999>>38075028>>38075055>Melly nods and turns around.>>38075077>Melly: "There's Hollow Lake, though I wouldn't go there unless you like water nymphs...All stallions around here know to keep away.">>38075136>Melly: "Sometimes, depends on what I am hunting.">>38075140>Melly: "Cockatrice, Harpies, Yaramares, Nymphs, Timber Wolves, Fae, Changelings, Tangle vines...Though they mostly never come to the village...Except for changelings - And we had a Yaramare attack a few days ago, though the guard told the rest of the folk they were hunting a changeling.">>38075201>Melly: "Hmm...Exotic fruits and...bugs...">Melly blanches at the thought.>Melly: "I have no idea why she likes to eat them">>38075330>Melly: "We had PHEER agents a few days ago - with the Yaramare incident, along with a smile Agent. Poor mare, without Silver and I; she would have been dead- Oh hello Miss Clash.">Melly almost bumped into a purple mare.>Clash: "Hello, sorry to bother you two but I need to ask for some help.">Melly: "I told you the other day Miss Clash, you've got squirrels living in your shed roof, it isn't a monster.">Clash: "No - but you were right. But I notice Willow is back home, I saw her flying around last night.">Melly: "She is home.">Clash: "Good! I mean, that's good news. We had some young colts running into the guard's office last night, all three of them very frightened.">Melly frowns.>Melly: "Let me guess, they were playing near the forest edge at night.">Clash: "No, they said they were playing a new board game and a piece started moving on its own.">Melly: "Probably magical, those been around for a while.">Clash: "They said it's called an ouija or something, it supposed to contact the dead.">Melly: "...Go on.">Clash: "Well the piece moved and weird things started happening in the building. They said things were being thrown, voices...Oh, they said the house smelled of rotten eggs really bad.">Melly: "Where were their parents?">Clash: "I forgot to say, they snuck in the old village clinic as they imagined a lot of ponies died there over the years...So you thing WIllow will help? It's probably nothing but young colts over active imagination. If there's a good explanation, then it'll put their mind at ease - Like with my shed!"
>>38075396We can ask her.We might be able to help as well, depending on what it is.
>>38075396Hello, miss Clash, I'm Anon. A you a guard? Have the colts told you what the voices were saying?
>>38075396Colts will be colts, I guess. We should check it out with Willow later tonight.
>>38075396>playing weeger boardThese colts don't sound smart. Bad juju comes with the wa weg board.
>>38075396Could be a poltergeist I guess. I don't remember anything about rotten eggs, though. But we'll talk to Willow and her colleague, maybe we can check it out tonight, ma'am. Cute bow btw.
>>38075577You mean to say you haven't noticed a ghost rip spectral ass, double-dubs? How else would you explain the bad smells?
>>38075577Rotten eggs is sulphur, so it's probably a demon of some sort.
>>38075617Of course, stupid me lel. Yeah, if that's accurate it could be dangerous. Should probably tell the foals to stay out of the old clinic until someone's taken a look.
>>38075396>ouijashiggy>old creepy clinicdiggyWelp. I guess the next round of injury related PTO is just around the corner.
>>38075396Oh great, they summoned something.
>>38075396God damn kids. Yeah its haunted. Tell them to not go in there for a while.
They broke out the Luigi board?
>>38076252Oh sweet Celestia not the Waluigi board!
>>38075396Boop Clash's snoot. Howdy howdy miss. Depending on what those kids did, they either summoned a ghost, poltergeist, or demon. Where are these kids? We'll need to ask them about what they did with the Waluigi board, things they asked, props they used, etc.Ms. Melly, did you have any spare Ki-meters at your home?
>>38077154Melly does have at least one, Silver mentioned using one on us. we are not going.>>38075396Tell us everything the colts told or better yet bring them to talk to us.We collectively have an excellent memory and more info we can relay the better.
>>38077937more likepoophaha gotteem
>>38075396Woo-Hoo motherbucking adventure! Please tell me at least part of the place was a mental ward. That's like primo choice cut spookytime.
>>38075461>>38077154>You boop Clash's snoot. She goes cross-eyed and wriggles her nose.>Clash: "Hello, who are you?">Melly: "This is Anon, he's part of PHEER...And Willow's spec-">Clash: "Willows!? Awww that's so cute! It's about time she found somepony...">Melly looks towards you.>Melly: "You're is back at the house along with the rest of your gear.">>38075577>Clash: "Thank you!, I'll let the little colts know that PHEER is looking into it.">>38077177>Clash: "I'll bring the colts to you, though they are in school at the moment, so I'll bring them round this evening."
>>38078443Thanks! You have a very strange cutie mark for a guard, miss Clash. I like it.
>>38078459She paints the town with its enemies' blood, obviously. That's a metal-as-hell cutie mark.
>>38078443sounds good Mrs Clash, well we better get going Mrs. Melly
>>38078443Yeah, Willow’s a cutie patootie
>>38078443Cool thanks bye!Try building up to a canter then a jog.
>>38078745walk>trot>canter>gallopI feel like a jog would be closer to a trot
>>38078745We aren't in a hurry, if we do that we'll just trip over our hooves and faceplant.
>>38078745we are not in good condition today, take it easy
Rolled 5 (1d7)>>38078459>Clash: "I'm not part of the guard to be exact. I'm part of the village watch. We're just extra eyes for the guard ponies.">>38078499>>38078745>Clash: "Uh bye?">Melly: "And he is off...I'll see you around Miss Clash.">Clash: "Bye!">You jog towards the house. >You are still a little shaky on your hooves. [Beat OP's roll to make it back to the house]Luck dice+1d7Autism dice+1d11Strength dice+1d9Skill dice+1d10
Rolled 5 (1d11)>>38078993How can we run autistically I wonder.
>>38078999I guess we're about to find out.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>38078993
>>38079002Just well enough to not hurt ourselves I guess.Probably got distracted by something or switched into QWOP mode again.
>>38078993Wow, that was rude. We're still recovering and there is nothing to gain from reaching home quicker. All this accomplished is blowing off a nice mare.
>>38079018I rolled autism cause he wanted to be autistic.
>>38078999>You start counting your steps, a part of you starts to work out the distance to the house then dividing by your stride length.>Struggling with your pointless maths you trip and fall into a tumble.>Melly: "Are you alright?">Melly checks your over.>Melly: "Well it doesn't look like your injured. Try be more careful, do I have to remind you, you were on deaths doorstep a few days ago?" >>38079018>You scorn the other personality for breaking into a quick exit. >Melly: "...It was a little rude. I'm glad the other part of you agree. Eitherway, come on, I'll start brewing some tea."
>>38079024We'll need to apologize to her next we meet.We get distracted very easily.
>>38079034>Melly: "I think Miss Clash will understand.">You and Melly talk as you drink tea.>Melly: "If your planning to investigate tonight then, I suggest catching a few hours sleep on the couch."
>>38079076We were planning on taking a nap so that we wouldn't be too tired when Willow got up, not certain about us personally going to investigate.It depends on what we learn really.
>>38079076Sleep sounds good. I wanna be awake when my friends rise from their own sleep>>38079085I'm sure this won't be too bad as long as we stay with the others and just... kind of hold back
>>38079076sounds good Mrs. Mellytime for a couch nap
>>38079076Then I guess we’d better get well acquainted with the couch. Thank you once again for your hospitality. I hope we can measure up to you and your husband’s expectations.
>>38079085>>38079091>>38079123>You finish your tea and Melly leads you into the lounge. >You jump up on the couch.>Melly: "Have a good sleep Anon.">>38079142>Melly: "All you have to do is look after Willow. Now sleep tight...">You hear the door close.>Quickly but surely, sleep starts to descend on you.
>>38079152It’s like going to sleep on Christmas Eve. You get all excited and bubbly.
>>38079152I swear if we wake and see a white pony with red hair, thereby missing the chance to see Willow again
>>38079152Dream about taking Willow on a picnic and eating an unpeeled pineapple in an attempt to impress her.
>>38079152>>38079185Let's try and calm down and not stay up like a little filly waiting for santa
>>38079152wait door close....
>>38079152Don't dream of strings.
>>38079152Off to the land of bats and honey.
>You find yourself in an odd place.
>>38079363Boop blue Jupiter.
>>38079363Uh oh, looks like we aren’t in Kansas anymore Toto
>>38079363We've been scammed. Where's our bat?
>>38079363The proper course of action here is to stand at the very tip of that stone spike and reach for the blue moonplanetthing.
>>38079363What's in the chasm? Seems glowy.
>>38079363>I mean, it's not THAT odd of a place. pretty though.
>>38079393It's between us and the chasm.Looks kinda like a pony actually.
>>38079367>>38079369>>38079388>>38079393>You try and boop the planet, it's too far.>?: "Keep away from there. If you end up down there there isn't any way to bring you back.">>38079400>?: "That'll be me...Give me a moment..."
>>38079410oh, Hello there.
>>38079398Must be Luna again. She's stalking us.>>38079410Close enough. Hi, Fluffy Ears!
>>38079410Tall bat.Are you Sequi?Cause if you are this'll make things a lot easier.
>>38079410Ah, someone closer to boop.
>>38079410pleasure to meet you Miss....
>>38079410Is that a tiny Luna in the background?
>>38079410By the power of topical relations, I shall assume you are a thestral. Hello!>>38079439That is 100% a tiny heiny in the background watching us.
>>38079422>>38079431>>38079424>Sequi: "Hello! There! Done!...Haha...That was hard work...">>38079426>Sequi: "Yours and truly....">>38079443>Sequi: "That I am...">Sequi stretches out her wings and pops her back.>Sequi: "I know this body isn't real but it still feels good...Now, we finally have a chance to meet."
>>38079460Are you our little wisp friend?
>>38079460Nuh-uh. No talking without booping. Prepare yo snoot.
>>38079460We owe you some thanks for helping us find our friends in Blackhoof.
>>38079460Sorry lady. We're taken.
>>38079460So what was it about on that old battlefield? Did you really HAVE to die? I'm mad at you. Please don't do it again without a good reason.
>>38079493That’s not what “yours truly” means, Anon
>>38079499Anon what the fuck are you on about?
>>38079460thank you for looking after Willow
>>38079462>>38079478>Sequi: "That I am, and it's no issue">>38079499>Sequi: "...Oh that...I presumed that was lost in history by now...Hey hey, don't get mad. I didn't really plan on it, I ended up exhausting my Ki releasing all those spirits.">>38079524>Sequi: "Ah Willow. I noticed you had a keen eye on the mare-">>38079466>You boop Sequi. >The thestral snorts and shakes her head.
>>38079540Yup. We definitely like Willow.
>>38079540you can boop use back Sequi, it would be an honor
>>38079540You weren't watching while we and Willow were playing "hide the sausage", were you? That would be lewd.
>>38079540this place reminds me of someone
>>38079521According to the legend, she got herself dieded from overexertion. Sometimes it's justified to do it, but usually just it's dumb, and characteristic for people with poor planning skills. I don't want that kind of nonsense to happen again, especially if she, or some parts of her, are Willow, or some parts of Willow.>>38079540>I didn't really plan on itGuilty as charged! Plan a little better next time, ok?Anyway, what can we do for you?
>>38079540With the formalities out of the way, what'd you have to say? Just a friendly neighborhood return from the dead?
>>38079540Anything you wanted tell us that's important?Also have you been hiding from Willow?
>>38079581tactless and honorless rogue, cease thine besmirchment
>>38079540MMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIILLLLLLLFFF!!!!!Can you train me in the art of kicking monster ass?
>>38079605Wow, I didn’t realize we had a Luna tulpa in here
>>38079540>features synonymous with vampires through fiction>significantly taller than the average human>hundreds of years older than usIt's the BIG LADY! Can you wear a big white sundress hat and call me a manthing like I disgust you?
>>38079776>>38079776You cant deny she'd make a good Lady Dimitrescu.>>38079540HIGH THERE PRINCESS LUNA OR PRINCESS LUNA TENEBRIS DREAM THING! I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU!
>>38079540Meta: these are some nice backgrounds, QM!
>>38079817Anon, do we need to have another talk about you being a tonally inept retard
>>38079817And now I'm fucking deaf. Thanks, anon.
>>38079821>>38079824>>38079830Hey! HEY! I'm right though. I know Sequi is not Princess, she's in the back right standing on the cliff.
>>38079540So what... are you like Willows fairy godmother? Her silent observer? Your Denzel to her Washington?
>>38079540You probably already know about our condition. Sorry for that and anything else pants on head retarded. We're trying our best I swear.Do love your mane though, it looks really good. Any relation to the princess' mane?That being said. This is a dream, right? What is this landscape? Are you the one who constructed it?What gives us the honor of getting to meet you tonight? Or today. No idea what time it is right now.
>>38079558>Sequi boops you back.>>38079851>Sequi: "She's the last of my bloodline, I rather have her play her destiny than her fate.">>38079852>Sequi: "It is a dream, but you are in the Aether, between the spirit and the material...No I didn't construct it, it has always been here, ages before me.">>38079581>>38079590>>38079601>Sequi: "Actually there is, the area around Blackhoof Hill has become weaker.">Sequi looks over her shoulder at the small figure that is watching in the distance.>Sequi: "And the spiritual corruption has started to make its way to Hollow Shades but I have a plan.">>38079817>The figure flinches then continues to remain still.>Sequi: "That's Luna, she's probably wondering what I am up to."
>>38079938Spiritual corruption seepage? Well, shit. That sounds like a problem. I hope the plan you have is a good one.
>>38079938it would be great to have ancestors looking out for you, Sequi you are doing what most would like to happen to themalso whats the plan Miss hotter than Princess Luna?
>>38079938Did you and Luna not get along when you were alive?
>>38079938PIRNCESS LUNA! I found an amulet of chaos and stashed it under by bed back in the PHEER base. Also theres a weird memetic wall illusion thing back at the cemetary.Hey Sequi, if this is my dream, does that mean anything goes? Doooeess that mean I can spawn multiples of me? Its be there cathartic to be able to punch the Anon's I dont like. Talking to you String! I know you're lurking asshole!
>>38079938So Luna is being a silly pony then?Wave to Luna
>>38079938Ah, so are we to take this as encouragement to “be fruitful and multiply”? Okie dokie, Grammy Sequi.What’s this plan of yours? You trying to break Willow’s fate of being buried alive?
>>38079938I think it'd be polite to call her over. She'll want to hear what you're about to say, and while I have no doubt she can hear us just fine from where she is, may as well have her in booping distance.We'll still have to find, meet, and boop her sister somehow, though, before our life is complete.
>>38079938What's a destiny?
>>38079938Woah we get TWO cool mother in laws.
>>38079938Can you and princess Luna teach me runes and magic?
>>38079966>>38079987Stop being crass! Gosh!
>>38079938I agree with some of my headfriends. Luna might wanna hear what's going on
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d2 - 1)>>38079938Rolling to see how many of us we can spawn, if any.
Rolled 9 (1d11)>>38080248gotta go with the autism roll for foal numbers
>>38080262Why are you summoning foal versions of us! We're doomed! We cant handle that much whimsey!
>>38080266shit i thought we were rolling for foal numbers with Willow... fuck it we were. Take these numbers 9 foals is a great number to have with her.
>>38080278I wonder how you made that conclusion, but I don't think there's a good answer.
>>38080321zebra i will throw you in a fryer , and season you with watermelon and hot sauce
>>38080332whimsy! More tact and be more respectful! We're in front of a Princess, and Willow's great grandmother you arse!
Christ almighty, you guys are a lost cause. We have the chance to talk to Willow’s ancient ancestor, in front of Princess Luna, and you fucks decide to spill all the spaghetti. If you guys do this in front of Willow, I swear to God I’m getting us lobotomized.
>>38079938Luna for the love of Faust, please let me submit a new weapons design to replace the flintlock. The design is archaic and inaccurate. A better replacement would be a shotgun, a trench gun. It could be loaded with salt with bird shot, salt slugs, or just regular slugs. When I say slugs, think less about the bugs, and more akin to miniature canon balls the size of a golf ball that can be fired in quick succession.
>>38080492Wait, this is a dream! We can show her examples of functioning firearms that can be used against cryptids, and possibly suppressors! Ah man I hope we get some royalties for some gun designs.
>>38079938We're starting to get a little sidetracked here, but if Luna is here we must at least make sure that she knows of the SMILE situation. Could you maybe send her a missive or something or should we just scream some more?
you are all retarded>>38079938>she's probably wondering what I am up to.err, so are we, what exactly ARE you up to, ma'am?
>>38081240Talking to us?
>>38081249you terrible monkey-gorilla. you outrageous green buffoon. He Who Smoothes Our Furrowed Brain. you frustrate me
>>38081260She was literally about to explain.
>>38080597>possibly suppressorsIf I remember right, we're using what is essentially a blunderbuss, and just by nature, probably isn't suppressibleAlthough that would be pretty cool, would give it a Nagant revolver vibe
>>38081276since you are i, and i are you, my comment still stands as i do frustrate yourself too
>>38081297No, what I'm talking about is making pump action shotguns, or fuck even lever action ones. So long as we get some shotguns, we can hit ghosts with salt slugs in rapid succession, and in less time because all you gotta do is load in more tubes into the chamber.At the fastest after firing one of the salt blasters, you need to loading it with powder, then salt, then pack it down with paper to hold it all down, then maybe add something else(?), then fire. And all of that can talk anywhere between half a minute to a minute and a half. Where as it takes less than five seconds to grab a shotgun shell from a bandoleer and load it.If we're too stupid to figure out how a pumps tion works, we can just make it a single action with an attached alof system.https://youtu.be/hNIkca8k1UQ
>>38079938Do you mind if we tell Willow about having a chat with you?
>>38081667>giving the privatives repeating firearmshell even just the use of self contained cartridges would be a god send compared to stuffing boom powder down the barrel.https://u.smutty.horse/mfeeptusokb.pdf
>>38082093>>38081667pretty sure there is no internet here. Do you's have any actual working knowledge of firearm construction, or is this the hey its neat and great but we dont know how to actually do any of it.
>>38080492>>38081667>>38082093Ah yes, because we can absolutely design modern firearms without the aid of the internet. And build them in a largely medieval time period, with Equestria's highly advanced chemical and metallurgical engineering and large industrial manufacturing facilities. And go from design to prototyping to testing to mass production in a timescale which is useful to us, without having to abandon our allies for months or years, while they're at their most vulnerable. Yep, that's totally going to happen. Let's completely abandon the established plot and setting, because muh guns.
>>38079938I want to hug princess Luna.
>>38082176Based hug partaker.
>>38082176>>38082216As much as I would love to give the princess a hug, we're kind of in a real big shitshow right now and should focus on not getting the princesses killedOnce we save them, we'll make a hug of each of them our reward
>>38082173Modern firearns no, but if a flint system can be manufactured than 100% a breech loading cartridge gun can be and it would be many many times faster to fire and more reliable than what are teammates are currently betting their lives on. Even if we have to fianance it ourselves on a gun by gun basis and produce paper cartriges ourself in our spare time.
>>38082173>>38082230But you are also correct in that my gun autism is flaring up and it would be a massive undertaking that would no doubt put the entire plot on hold.
>>38082243At least you're self-aware for a /k/tist.
>>38082223And we can warn her while giving her a hug. Who says we cant multitask?
>>38082253She knows shit is going down, we don't need to yell out to her. She's already watching our dream for a reason.
>>38079938Can we visit Willow's dream from here and prank her somehow? Or you ARE her dream?
>>38079973>Sequi: "We didn't see things eye to eye.">>38079974>>38079986>>38079987>>38079998>>38080154>Sequi: "Well if you want her attention you only need to talk about her ordering a Neighponese Death Wheel for a tor-">A blinding flash of light sparks in front of you. >Luna: "Speak thestral, what is thy plan?">>38081240>Sequi: "It seems your sister's little organization has caused some problems on the other side of the veil, most notably Blackhoof.">Luna: "We already heard, make thy point.">Sequi: "To bring Blackhoof and the number of paranormal encounters under control the Thestral needs to return.">Luna frowns.>Sequi: "Is it about time we let bygone be bygones?">Luna: "Must we remind you, it is due to the thestral that so few alicorns remain.">Sequi: "And there no Thestrals left. How long are we going to play this game? How many of your PHEER operatives are going to die? This endless war against the paranormal will only cause suffering.">Luna: "Every operative knows the risks.">Sequi: "Then Blackhoof, the veil is thinning and the corruption is spilling into Equestria. This is beyond the Elements don't you think?">Luna: "Tell us, there is no necromancy strong enough to bring back the Thestrals.">Sequi: "Tell me, there is no harmonic magic to bring back the alicorns...">Luna frowns again. >Sequi: "Luna, batponies look up to you, you became the replacement from their old gods. If not for the Thestrals, do it for them, for Equestria...">Luna's eyes narrow, then slowly soften as she is deep in thought.
Can we listen to what she has to say to us first? There’s no way she can get a word in edgewise with all this mindless chatter
>>38082927That sounds like something we'd need to roll for.
>>38082922What’s stopping you and your sister from just making new alicorns the good old fashioned way, Luna? And if Willow is your ancestor, then she should have some thestral blood in her too. Arguing over whether the alicorns or the thestrals should come back seems kinda like a false dichotomy.
>>38082927I agree. Let the moonhorse speak.
>>38082922>>38082927Virtuous Moon Mare will make the decision best for her ponies and their futures. Let her deliberate.
>>38082922 yeah sequi is hotter than Luna
>>38083014Imagine Willow like that.
>>38082922Her guard is down. Go for the boop!Also remind her that she nearly got erased from existence a few days ago so maybe it's time to tackle the source of the problem rather than playing eternal whack a mole with it.
>>38082922Do it Luna, fucking do it. Bring back the Therstrals. I wanna fucking murder Blackhoof. With guns. Not those shitty muskets, I mean real guns. I know SMILE's been holding out on the good shit.
>>38083258You better not start shoving bullets down our cockhole with how much you love guns.
If I was Luna, I'd assume that Blackhoof crisis was orchestrated by thestrals. Just saying.
>>38082922Sequi has bigger flanks than Luna's. Nice.>>38083092Quickly! We will be known as legendary if we can boop Luna, even if in a dream.
>>38082927>>38082945>>38082947>Luna: "Who do you have in mind?">Sequi: "Willow Wisp.">Luna falls silent again.>Luna: "We know a power grab when we see one. The obvious choice for thy bloodline." >Sequi: "My cards on the table.">>38083092>>38083287>>38083258>You try and go for a boop only to find you cannot move your legs.>Luna looks at you while Sequi smirks.>Luna: "Knowing the two-legged being Anonymous, I have grown used to his antics. It seems the name Anon is unanimous with foolery.">Sequi: "Quite a free spirit isn't he?">Luna: "Quite...Anon, We will be sending an extra unit to help you out around Hollowshades. Tell Willow that I expect reports on paranormal activity in Hollow Shades, no matter how small.">Luna turns back to Sequi.>Luna: "After Anon wakes up, we are having a long discussion. If there -IS- a way for a bat pony to transend, Celestia and -I- wish to know.">Sequi: "My cards are on the table...Oh! And tell your sister to bring cake.">You start to feel yourself start to wake up.1/2
>>38083339Curse you biped Anon!
>>38083339There's a demon in the local hospital, bye!
>>38083339No! I must boop! We gotta break out of her control before we awaken!RAAAAAAHHHH!!!! BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP!!!!!
>>38083339Thanks Sequi and LunaAlso Sequi I promise to keep Willow safe and happy>wink at Sequi
>>38083339Can we at least get a hug before we wake up?
>>38083339We must kill the monkeyman. There can be only one.
>>38083339Luna you're a sicko for ordering the Neighponese Death Wheel. I know what it is!
>>38083402Sidequest where we hunt down Liquid Anon when
>>38083339Anon and Anon adventures when
>>38083404I just hope the executee had a great time.
>>38083339Can I be an alicorn or Thestral? I too wish to become a Donut Steel, I mean Do Not Steel OC.
>>38083339Luna, Willow is loyal to you, if this can help please give it a chance. Also we'll make sure to keep her in check.
>>38083355>>38083362>>38083367>>38083373>>38083381>>38083402>>38083402>>38083404>>38083412>>38083426>>38083430>>38083445>You scream and shout into the void as you regain consciousness.>Fourty Eight Autistic thoughts are silenced by pressure on your lips.>You open your eyes.2/2
>>38083430We're not a bat pony so if we were to ascend it would be alicorn. But I doubt we would anyway.
>>38083446We will hug her like our life depends on it.
>>38083446No words, only love. Wrap your legs around Willow for a hug.>>38083456Jesus don't kill her.
>>38083446Willow! I missed ya baby. Thanks for getting us outta there!
>>38083446oh hi, Mark
>>38083465No, that's Rain.Rain is Mark.
>>38083446>share breath with Willow>nuzzle her>tell her we Love her
>>38083446You have her eyes.Boop.
>>38083446BOOP THE SNOOT WITH OUR SNOOT!
>>38083446boop her using your booper
>>38083446oh no I'm being nibbled by a blood hungry vampire succubus sleep paralysis demon>>38083451Clearly the answer is pony-bat/alicorn-thestral hybrid to secure the interests of both parties.
>>38083446Also, why your eyes are so pretty.
>>38083446Now who dis pretty pone?
>>38083458She's a strong mare, she can take it.
>>38083446Boop, hug, kiss, fug.
>>38083494>fugging on the livingroom couchAnon thats lewd. What if her dad walks in. i want to cum inside willows dad
>>38083494Don't fug, pure love is a poni poni hugging
>>38083446https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfMYou're just too good to be true.Can't take my eyes off you.You'd be like Heaven to touch.I wanna hold you so much.At long last love has arrivedAnd I thank God I'm alive.You're just too good to be true.Can't take my eyes off you.Pardon the way that I stare.There's nothing else to compare.The sight of you leaves me weak.There are no words left to speak,But if you feel like I feel,Please let me know that it's real.You're just too good to be true.Can't take my eyes off you.I love you, baby,And if it's quite alright,I need you, baby,To warm a lonely night.I love you, baby.Trust in me when I say:Oh, pretty baby,Don't bring me down, I pray.Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stayAnd let me love you, baby.Let me love you.
>>38083492Earth Pony Unga Bunga strength is no joke
>>38083494We have pressing matters to attend, the fugging must wait. Can we even fug without passing out with our lack of blood?
>>38083494Last one is for later.Maybe we can get away with doing it in the bathroom. It feels weird doing it in her parents house.
>>38083456>You wrap your hoofs around her as if your life depended on it.>Willow nips your bottom lip before plunging into a long passionate kiss.>>38083461>>38083474>You pull back and boop snoots.>Willow: "Thank me later. Now shush.">>38083471>Willow: "Hmm?">Willow pulls back just a little more>Willow: "What do you mean I have her eyes?"
>>38083534We met you great great something grandmother.In a dream, with Luna.
>>38083534Did you know that Sequi is your super far back great grandmother? Cuz she is. Also you gonna be a thestral or something.Oh and it's confirmed: Princess Celestia is addicted to cake. Oh, and you're great grandma has more cake than Princess Luna, if you know what I mean.
>>38083542>willow comes from a long line of super stacked alphamares.Damn bros... we made it.
>>38083542Or taught how anyways.
>>38083534Dammit Willow I love you
>>38083534He meant the big batponi which is related with you or something. I don't get it but the point is she was in our dream.
>>38083534The purple glowbug turned into a giant batpony and said she was your grandma.
>>38083534Less talky, more kissy
>>38083569We must talk, We haven't spoken to her in such a long time.
>>38083557>Willow: "And I lov-">>38083537>>38083558>>38083558>Willow immediately pulls back. >Willow: "WHAT!">>38083542>Willow goes slack-jawed as you tell her about Sequi.>Willow: "Okay slow down, so Sequi is my ancestor? Thestral, alright stop right there Anon, are you sure it wasn't some crazy dream?"
>>38083534Luna says that she wants regular updates from you, no matter how slight the paranormal is. Also we do have a mission involving a weegee board and possibly a demon later on tonight.But that’s later, and this is now. More kissing!
>>38083534Just hearing your sweet voice is medicine for the soul and something we needed right now.>>38083592Am I sure? Hell nah, but weirder things happened and you know it just as well as I do. All things considered, her eyes were stunningly pretty and yours have the same gentle beauty to them.There is a lot to talk about. We can debrief you in a moment, but for now I would really, REALLY appreciate if we could just cuddle for 5 more minutes.
>>38083592Well the biggest blue pony there ever shall be was there, and she's like a dreammeister or something, and she acted like it was real. So probably.
>>38083592Luna was there, she talked to her too.She told us she was expecting a report from you and that we were record all supernatural events in this area and that she was sending more phear members this way.Also unrelated but some colts probably summoned a demon in a nearby abandoned hospital.
>>38083619Don't forget we're supposed to be getting another team coming in.
>>38083592Nope, Princess Luna is there, and I'm 100% always aware of what I dream of.What are those two cute little dots on Willow?
>>38083630I said that.>that she was sending more phear members this way.
>>38083631That's to do with the rig, they shouldn't have rendered.
>>38083630Reread his post Anon
>>38083592We have seen Luna too! She also was talking about some Bat poni transcendence at the end of the dream. We booped Sequi, she is very proud of you.Also, our dreams are more shizo than this so yea, it must be true.(You)(You)
>>38083592We may be a basket case of condensed autism, but we're not that crazy. I hope.
>>38083636>>38083638I refuse to not be illiterate.
I swear you autist mess everything up, cant even communicate our love fully to her, the one thing we dreaded not telling her in unconsciousness, and bing bango train wreck
>>38083651>having weird dreams make you crazy
>>38083592Who told you to stop the kiss?
>>38083660>Witholding informationThat is not marriage material anon!
>>38083663>so i'm a degenerate in real life because I had very unf dream
>>38083667its called prioritize, you tell her after. Her emotions are high as kite when we woke up, and you jam all this other shit on her plate too. Its too much and can instantly kill a relationship
>>38083619>Also unrelated but some colts probably summoned a demon in a nearby abandoned hospital.Fricking idiots, are they not afraid for their soul?This is a theoretical question, of course not because they are too stupid. And now we have to clean it up for them. *sigh*
>>38083693shit>>38083610>>telling your special somepony how pretty another mares eyes are>you really know how to woo 'em anon
>>38083592Sorry for whiplash subject changes.>>38083696They didn't realize that's what was going nor what they were planning for. Damned luigi boards, either do nothing or ruin everything, never do what they are supposed to
>>38083703True. Not my smoothest moves. I know it really doesn't cut it, but sorry.I just want to get lost in Willow's eyes for the rest of the night, really. They really are like strong magnets to my heart
>>38083651>Willow smirks>Willow: "I guess you big goof.">>38083664>Willow: "I did, I should be telling you off for nearly getting yourself killed...Now tell me about this dream...">>38083601>>38083610>>38083631>The bat snuggles down into you more, resting her cheek on her front leg.>Willow: "Great more paperwork...And a possible demon...Yeah, mom told me about that one when I woke up...Tell me about Sequi and Luna...">>38083647>Willow: "She's proud of me? Why?... Actually don't answer that...You know Anon, I was so worried about you, I didn't think you would wake up...And look at you...Covered in those cuts...">You feel her tail swish behind her.>Suddenly her tail freezes and her ears twitch as she sighs.>Willow: "...My dad is just about come in through the front door, he better not see us like this...Sweet Luna...It's like being a teenager all over again.">Willow groans.
>>38083730Well, I look cool now, so Silver just has to accept that he's fatelocked.
>>38083730Yeah, I don't think I'm in the mood for a grouchy scowl. Let's get on with the night.
>>38083730But getting caught's the fun part.
>>38083730I guess it’s time to get up then. One more kiss for the road?
>>38083730Yeah ... I thought so too. But I back and am looking for evidence that dragons have appeared.We have not seen that we can be so unlucky.
>>38083730We're sorry for nearly getting ourselves killed out there. One of us had a really dumb idea and just went for it like an idiot. We promise to not try doing anything like that again.Hug and hold her close once more.
>>38083730Hugging isn't illegal last I checked. Maybe we should get into a different position though?Sequi has been watching over you for a while, since you were a foal even.She's kind of your namesake, she looks like a purple wisp out here.
>>38083739No, we don't look cool, but these wounds are not important because our soul and memory are intact and we are still here.
>>38083755We should not be too hard on ourselves, we were just out of luck.
>>38083769That whole thing was a trap. You could say we were... strung along.
>>38083776That we put our lives... on the line.
>>38083730alright, lets look presentable.
>>38083790Everyone who works in this profession puts their lives at risk. Think about a soldier. One wrong move and it's over. He is then only a memory.But we are in a worse position. We risk not only our lives but also our souls. But someone has to do it.Coming back, we made this mistake, but we're alive and that's the most important thing.
>>38083839It was a pun. Because of the strings. The string that cut us up. The string that almost took our lives. Put our lives on the line... line like string.
>>38083730We might be covered in cuts, but we're fine, willow. Really. A bit of rest and we're our old selves again.Better than that, actually. We learned from our mistakes and are a more mature us. That has to count for something, right?Sequi didn't tell us too much, but she made it clear that the veil around Blackhoof is getting thinner and thinner. Which is not something I really want to experience if I can help it. Some kind of corruption seems to be seeping out of it and infecting the surroundings though.According to Sequi herself, which is a silent protector helping those that can and will help you, thestrals need to return to fight this. Luna was not very happy about this.I think Sequi wants you to step in her hoofsteps
>>38083730Then go, we can sneak out later. I don't want to cause you any more trouble. One more kiss for the road?
>>38083746>>38083750>Willow kisses you once more before rolling off your chest.>>38083755>You get up from the couch and pull her into another hug. >Willow: "It's fine Anon. Just think before you do...">>38083839>>38083901>Willow: "That is...Some news. That explains the purple wisp you've been saying you seen...Want Thestrals to return...Are things that bad even the dead has to step in...Just give me time to think about this Anon...">>38083756>Willow: "My dad is very traditional...That's comforting...I guess...Wait! Was she watching when we were...Uh you know....">Tome: "You know what!?">The door flings open and Tome makes her way into the lounge.>Tome sniffs the air.>Willow: "Tome! We didn't do anything!">Tome: "To think the stallion was sleeping too!">Willow: "Tome stop it! Anon I didn't do anything!">You as Willow gets all flustered as Tome laughs.>You watch Rain enter the room.>Rain: "Uh, Willow there are two operatives outside...">Willow looks at you then back to Rain.>Willow: "Who are they?">Rain: "Dusk, Mini and Molo.">Willow: "Unit C? I guess Luna is keeping Unit A in Canterlot for now...">Rain: "Their unit is split, for now, they said the other three are scouting around the edges of Blackhoof. They'll be back in a day or two when they got information.">Willow: "What inform-">Willow pauses.>Willow: "Something to do with the veil thinning?">Rain: "Yeah...Are you alright Willow?">Willow: "I'm fine, I guess you better meet them then."
>>38083964Hey girls. You ready to do some work for a change?we gonna switch some lights on? Or we waiting for our eyes to adjust?
>>38083964>very traditionalLike in a ask him before I propose kinda way or a beat the green off me for kissin' kinda way. Just you know for future reference.
>>38083964>when we were...I don't know. Probably not,
>>38083964Tome, all we did was some smooches and hugs, Willow worked herself up all on her own.Boop TomeAnyways there might be a demon for you to wrestle.
>>38083964Well you see Willow, she kinda dodged the question.I hope Cress is doing alright. I guess we should greet the new recruits and grab our gear.
>>38083964I'd hoped we'd have some time to regrow the blood we lost, but apparently not.Just talk us out of doing anything physically demanding if we get that idea. Please.
>>38083964any of them you want us to put you in the good word for Rain?
>>38084010>new friendsHope theres some stallions to hang out with.
>>38084016We can recreate ancient rituals of thestralic vampirism and suck the blood we need from some innocent foals.
>>38084102>slaps selfnone of that noncery around here
>>38083964I wanna ask Mini if Anon has been putting the moves on her yet. Shes cute.The other anon, the human. One.
>>38084213Fuuuck I still has to read it
>>38084235Do it right now.
>>38084243You're not my mom.
>>38084213I know this was stated as non-canonical, or at least not having an impact on the main plot, but with canon members showing up...shit's about to get interesting
>>38083990>Willow: "P-propose? Ah...Lets just meet Unit C out front...">>38084000>Tome: "Might be? Well I think you jinxed it saying that...">>38084016>Willow: "It's probably nothing, but yeah, take it easy...No more hero stuff...">Tome: "They're still waiting Willow...">Willow: "Right right...">You head out of the front door.>A few seconds later Willow follows still pulling her armor over herself.>Willow: "Sorry...Sorry...Had things...Come up...">Dusk: "Same old Willow...">Willow: "Dusk!">Willow and Dusk tap hooves.>Dusk: "Well you meet Mini and Molo before?">Willow: "Only shortly.">Molo: "Hey.">Mini smiles.>The twin Molo gives you an unamused look.>Molo: "You must be Anon...Another one...At least your not an overgrown ape.">Dusk: "Be nice Molo, I know you are still mad at our Anon, but it was Aether who set him up.">Mini starts silently laughing.>Molo: "He should have realized I was in the shower.">Dusk: "He apologised, now drop it."
>>38084504hey nice to meet you all
what's up with there being another anon? Did I miss something? I suck at following these things, and the fact that there's like 4 ongoing cyoas doesn't help
>>38084535I know of five: Haven, Starry Eyes, Fatelocked, the tank one, and the racing one.Haven't read this yet, I have some catching up to do.
>>38084541 racing one?
>>38084552I forget the name, another Anon will hopefully chime in.
>>38084552Nevermind, I remembered. It's Hearts of Speed.
>>38084504Cool, more friends to drive batty.Or looks like somebody already did.Sorry, I couldn't resist.We can be friends right?
>>38084504Don’t bully poor Anonymous the insane human, otherwise that reckless whimsy might rub off on Anonymous the insane pony.
>>38084536shiiiet I didn't know there was a green. Is it finished yet?
>>38084504Ohh twinsSeeing all these cute batponies in one place just makes me want to think about some more. Equestria could use more bats, how do you think we'd do that?
>>38084597I'm not certain but >>38080278 seems like a good start.
>>38084597something to do with tropical fruit and spicy hoof holding
>>38084504Anon really is a cursed name. The universe is a horribly cruel mistress.
>>38084641>spicy hoof holdingBut that's illegal!
>>38084661Fuck the legality, we're with PHEER!
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>38084504Rollan for which bat to boop. 1 is leftmost, 4 is rigthmost.I hope I remember how2roll, it's been ages.
>>38084504We probably make him look sane...And no we aren't a legion, we've been checked.>>38084679>Booping Willow
>>38084679But Anon, that’s Willow!
>>38084685>>38084686Such is the will of the dice.
>>38084685>we've been checked.Not really, we only know for sure that we aren't evil. I still want to try to exorcise us for shits and giggles.
>>38084734I kind of do too.Legions have Tau, we don't therefore we are not a Legion, we are something else.
>>38084744Unless autism shows up on a Tau meter. Then we're in trouble.
>>38084577>>38084589>>38084597>>38084660>Molo: "...Luna's tiny flanks...He sounds like if had Aether and Anon's love foal...">>38084685>Molo: "...Something a Legion would say...">Rain: "You'll get used to him...And the Kimeter says normal.">Molo jumps, not expecting Rain.>Rain: "Sorry, I'm Rain.">Molo: "You seem to have a lot of Earth Ponies in this unit...">Rain: "I'm a pegasus...">Molo stares at her confused for a while before looking at her bandages.>Rain: "Blackhoof Hill.">Molo glances at you then back to Rain.>Molo: "...Oh. Uh...I guess it was a rough time...">Rain nods.>Molo: "And I thought Canterlot catacombs were bad...">>38084679 >You boop Willow.>Willow: "Anon? Is something the matter?">Dusk: "Oh I see...I know that look...">Willow: "What look!?">Dusk: "Awww...">Willow sighs.>Dusk: "Knew it! Nice catch Willow.">Willow turns to you.>Willow: "Anon, can you take Rain and find those Colts, I'm pretty sure Miss Clash should have been here by now."
>>38084760Silver says we've got a surprising amount of chaos in us if that explains anything.You hear that Rain, We're going on an adventure!
>>38084760Sure, time to get this show on the road.Come on, Rain, let's round up some colts.
>>38084773But, like, a safe adventure this time. We're under strict orders not to do anything heroic / stupid. We're gonna stay well away from anything dangerous.
>>38084760Don’t tease Willow too much. She already has to put up with Tome. Any more and she might lose her mind.How are you feeling Rain? Probably not up to serious strenuous activity like us, but this should be fine.
>>38084760We should probably grab our kimeter and calibrate it, just as an overabundance of caution.
>>38084760You want to see how good we are with children, huh?
>>38084760Aye aye boss. Come on (you) numb nuts, let's go find some munchkins to grill for info. No to determine if this cryptid is mundane or ass munching.
>>38084785I can't wait to boop some colts
>>38084760Thanks Dusk! Apparently I'm a nice catch!Now to figure out how to get swol. Swear to fucking god guys. Tomorrow we are xhopping wood bright and early in the morning.
>>38084760Wait did you just say Anon's love foal, as in there's been another Anon before? and who's Aether?
>>38084760Quick, boop them all before we leave.
>>38084760Aether? But that's where we dreamed of Princess Tinyhiney and that purple tall bat that booped us. I mean it was kind of a nice place but how do you bang a location?
>>38084937WEE WOO WEE WOOHello anon, my name is Chris Hanson. Please take a seat.
>>38084947Anther is that closet gay bat pony stallion in Canterlot that summoned a succubus once. 10/10 hes cute and would fuck in the ass. Something tells me hes a bottom.
>>38084981It's fine, we're just going to gather the colts into a windowless carriage by offering them free candy.
>>38084803i bet Rain is great with children
>>38084993and then give them a tongue lashing about using loogey boards.
>>38085005damn colts, summoning Waluigi in the middle of an abandoned hospital
>>38084760I love Willow! Man it's never gonna get old saying that. It feels real good to get that off my chest, real good. Gosh. Is this second or third base?We should schedule a time for a date. Maybe a late night movie, dinner/breakfast at night, Netflix and chill.how poor/well off/rich are we before we took on this job? Did we like in a dumpster? Homeless shelter? Projects housing? Appartment? Low income appartment? High end appartment? Small home? Lived with our parent?How much money do we have? Are we absolutely broke? Some pocket bits? Few hundred bits to our name? Have a saving account? We're well off? I wanna get Willow something nice, but we cant if we're poor, and we dont get payed until a little over three weeks from now.
>>38085637A date date would actually be kinda nice. Though the rendevous are fun.
>>38085637If you're gonna be looking for a gift, maybe look in a subtle way to see what she might want? A thoughtful gift is better than an expensive one, for the most part.
>>38086100Melly said Willow likes bugs
>>38085637I thought we weren't gonna give her a hard time? What the Hell, Anon? Well, if we are gonna embarrass her in front of her friends, lets do something a little less cringe like giving her a quick peck on the cheek.
>>38086118So let's go dig some mealworms up, Anon.
>>38086126I wonder if we can get ahold of Witchetty grubs.
>>38084541I still need to find time to catch up on the rest of the Aftercase Cinematic Universe
>>38086126Can bat ponies eat meat if they can eat bugs? Maybe we could go fishing and gut a fish. I don't trust us to make sashimi or sushi with any degree of confidence, but we can't fuck up a grilled fish or fish stew.Instead of mealworms, maybe we could make honey glazed crickets. Any of un knows how to cook meat easy, but my knowledge when it comes to insect cuisine is very limited.
Gems are stupid common in Equestria, common enough for you to grab a shovel and start digging in some random pile of dirt or in a quarry to find one. We can try finding a gem then grinding it into shape, possibly for a heart shaped necklace. We wouldn't have to spend much bits beyond the necklace and needing to rent to tools to grind gems. If anything it'd be practice to improve our skills.
>>38085637>netflix and chilltruly a cancer is upon us, Californian be gone
>>38086757Rains wings?Check out the meter now, make sure nothings following them.
>>38086782Ffs, why did I use her old rig. I just woke up...
>>38086788we all saw your mistakes. Its basically over. Now you'll never get becky to go to prom with you
>>38084773>>38084783>>38084785>>38084803>You and Rain head back into the house and suit up.>Your armor has been cut and roughed up, but it is still wearable.>After Rain passes you a Ki-meter you both head out.>A little walking you see a light in a distance.>Clash: "Sorry I'm late, I had to round up these little ones. Sweet Corn, Dandelion and Burdock">?: "Woah a PHEER operative....">?: "Aww...I was expecting a bat pony...Not two Earth Ponies...">Rain smiles.>Rain: "There are plenty of bat PHEER ponies who will be helping around Hollow Shades. You will see one.">Clash: "Now now, you're here for a reason. Why don't you three tell the nice ponies what happened at the old clinic?">?: "Well...We had this new game, it supposed to contact dead ponies and we figured...">?: "We figured that the old clinic was the best place. Ponies die in hospitals all the time.">Rain: "So when you played it, what happened?">?: "It was -super- scary! The piece on the board started moving on its own! A first we thought it was a unicorn playing tricks on us, but we notice it had no magical aura!">The colt on the right nods.>?: "Then things started flying around the room! And we heard whispering and banging! OH! OH! And there was a smelly eggy smell! But we think that was Sweet Corn.">The colt who you presume is Sweet Corn hinds behind Clash.>Sweet Corn: "It wasn't me..."
>>38086797Just uninstall 4chanx and let's pretend that never happened.
>>38086801Say where'd you leave your board? And where'd you get it from, sounds too cool not to go buy one myself.
>>38086801Mrs Clash we would like to apologize for rudely leaving earlier todaySo Colts after the egg smell appeared, what happened nextAlso besides the board did you bring anything with you to the clinic, and did anything seem weird in their before you started messing with the board?
>>38086801Check the meter, if there's nothing unusual zero it before we head to the clinic. Don't want to be caught off guard.
>>38086801What did the whispers say?
>>38086857WE are not heading to the clinic retard, we are collecting intel. Rain and us need an additional recovery time.
>>38086869Watch your mouth dipshi- er. Um dipstick.
>>38086782>>38086857>You check your meter, the gauge is maxed out, you adjust the dial so it's a ratio of 1:2. It seems everyone's Ki. including you, is counted for. >>38086840>Clash: "It's alright, I presumed you were busy...">Dandelion: "All Tartarus broke loose!">Clash: "Dandy! Language!">Dandelion: "Sorry Miss Clash, but everything started flying, there was growling, and Sweet Corn here had his tail pulled!">The yellow colt nods to confirm.>Burdock: "It was just the board we brought...No it was just spooky in there.">>38086824>Dandelion: "It's still in there, Burdock found it in his Gram Grams attic.">Burdocks face drops mentioning the name.>Burkdock: "...I found my Grams Grams notebook that explained how to use it...">>38086861>Dandelion: "I don't know, I knew it was a voice, but it was hard to make out.">Burdock: "I think I heard a voice say she comes...">Sweet Corn: "I was too busy screaming, I didn't hear them..."
>>38086801What did you do and say when you had the waluigi board?>>38086869What are you talking about. Of course we're gonna go check it out. Had had two days to recover and we already recovered, get over it you big baby. Also watch you language.
>>38086928Do you still have your gram grams notebook? Can I read it?What did the whisper sound like? Someone you knew?What did you do and say when you had the waluigi board? What questions did you ask? Things that you did?
>>38086937we are absolutely not heading to the clinic, we are to report back our findings. We couldnt even trot at a moderate speed a few hours ago, Rain is still heavily recovering and now you want to go after something that can easily take us down. You triple string chaser.
>>38086953I'm with this guy, if someone has to drag us out we'd be a liability to the group instead of a help.
>>38086928Well darn, you colts were very brave to head into that clinic alone. Remember its also brave to admit when your in over your heads. So please don't go playing around with ghosts and such. Well unless you wait a few years and sign up with PHEER. Could always use a few more stallion, place is getting kinda girly if you ask me.
>>38086967what's the plan then, question these colts and go home? Seems like we should at least try and get a reading on the place
>>38086982 get every detail we can from the kiddos, see if we can get that granny notebook, and deliver that to the gals with willow. Just as Willow and Dusk have stated , its best to get all the history you can before engaging against the oddities
>>38086953It should be fine this time around after we had a recovery nap, and the more activities we so the stronger we'll be for it. It's not like we're going back to sleep after this, so we might as sell join the team in helping.>>38086978In a joking manner right?
>>38086982>>38086991Wow. Were actually doing the inveatigation part of our paranormal investigation job.
>>38086928Your gramgram was some kind of a witch, Burkdock? You know, they say that sometimes poltergeist is a manifestation of latent magical abilities. Have you ever accidentaly done things that nobody could explain?>>38086937>>38086953I don't think it's our decision to make. We should ask our commanding officer.>>38086928Who is a bat pony, by the way. Our commanding officer is a bat. Teeth, ears, wings, all that stuff. Feel free to envy us, kids.
>>38086999>WowGlimmer be praised
>>38086996Joking? Carrot and stick; you can't admonish them for doing something clearly retarded without complementing them. And a little encouragement into a profession and a warning to wait never hurt either.
>>38087000Ew, never say commanding officer again. We're not in the Equestrian Arny Mechanical Division Reserves. Calling Willow commander sounds too formal, and I think she has a different title. Captain? Group leader? Definitely something beyond CO.Yes we're gonna bring everyone everything we find, but i expect us to attend the clinic as back up in case something goes weird.
>>38087017Yeah we probably figure out the actual organization structure. Also we should read through all that sign on paperwork...
>>38087032Bad idea. Reading fine print is how you get your life denuded of surprises, miracles and hopes.
>>38087036I just wanna know our payrate.
>>38086937>Dandilion: "We asked if any pony was there...">Burdock: "Then the piece moved to yes!">>38086946>Burdock: "That's still there too...In the clinic. I think I dropped it when I ran...I don't know, the whispering it sounded like multiple ponies...">>38086978>>38086996>Sweet Corn: "Miss Clash why does he keep talking to himself?">Clash: "Uhh...">Rain: "Anon has a condition. But he is really friendly.">Sweet Corn: "And why are you both covered in cuts?">Rain: "We went to a place that is very dangerous and we met some bad ghosts and monsters.">All colts gasp.>Dandilion: "Soo cool....">>38087000>Burdock: "She had odd stuff in her house, she always told me not to touch anything when I stayed around there...">Burdock falls silent.>Clash: "Burdock...Is there something you need to tell these kind ponies?">Burdock: "No...Miss Clash I want to go home."
>>38087109If you want us to be able to make this place safe again, we need every bit of information.Rain, do you think it might be a good idea to check out his gram gram's home? We might be able to find something
>>38087119>>38087109It won't do no good to put the kid through the wringer. Besides I'm not too well versed on Equestian civil liberties, but I'm pretty sure you need permission or a warrant. At least I hope you do.
>>38087109Burdock, I don't know if you were told what it means, but the veil is thinning. You'll need to be extremely careful with all things occult from here on out, at least until we can solve the root problem.
>>38087109Sorry for dumping all of this on you, Burdock. I'm sure you haven't done anything wrong, but I don't really know what's going on, so take it with a grain of salt. If you'll want to know more about magic and stuff, you can always ask our resident warlock Tome. She's easy to recognize: big bat, book on butt, makes dumb jokes, usually smells like watermelons for some reason.Can any of you draw a map of the clinic for us? I want to know where exactly the board and the notebook can be found.
>>38087109>>Dandilion: "Soo cool...."Yea, very cool, we almost died.
>>38087109you colts were brave coming out here to talk to us, and by being brave we want to show you a few things of the trade>show them the kimeter and how it works>draw an energy rune on the ground and get them to practice it, explain that it will help protect the area between it and bad things. And that they can draw it outside houses (not on house walls) to help out.
>>38087109Boop Sweet Corn
>>38087476>Dandelion: "Not so cool?">>38087119>>38087166>>38087224>Rain: "Burdock, we need to know. It could be nothing, but on the other hoof, it might stop somepony getting hurt.">Burdock: "What does he mean the veils are thinning?">Rain looks at you confused, then turns back to Burdock.>Rain: "It means you need to stop chasing ghosts, it's too dangerous at the moment...That's my best guess anyway.">Clash: "Burdock, what's wrong?">Burdock: "The notepad and the board are just through the front door...">Clash: "Burdock...">>38087552>You try a different tactic you show the colts your Ki-meter, you turn the dials to show the different measurements. >After you draw some runes on the floor.>Burdock watches as Dandelion draws one on the floor. >Burdock: "I remember Gram Gram drawing those one night...When she was using the board...">Rain smiles at you.>Rain: "That's good Burdock, have you ever tried using the board yourself?">Burdock nods.>Burdock: "A few days ago, I was talking to a nice ghost, she said if I wanted to speak with my Gram Gram again I needed to use it at the old clinic.">Sweet Corn: "Miss Clash, can I go home now? I'm really tired..."
>>38087613 i am assuming the diary notepad thingy is possessedWhat talked to Burdock was a demon or ghost that is possesing the notepadAnd what spooked them in the clinic may be a demon in addition to what is possessing the notepad
>>38087613Burdock that ghost that talked to you, did it only start talking to you after you found the notepad?Also Mrs Clash would you like assistance escorting the colts home?
I started reading yesterday this cyao and I'm happy that I could catch up now. Don't use this spoilered text conversation as spoken outside dialogue plz. This is just aI know we have a situation at hand Anons, but I been thinking about making some makeshift close encounter ghost buster! Some E'pone salt glued to a base..hoofball bat with some energy draining runes on it.
>>38087755Clubbing a ghost to...death? Sounds dope.
>>38087755 kek that is great
>>38087755Well, we did that with the plank in Blackhoof, so I don't see why it wouldn't work again.
>>38087613I see. Have the "nice ghost" introduced himself? And what was your gramgram's name?>What does he mean the veils are thinning?I think it means that it's going to be easier to summon ghosts, but harder to do it safely? I'm not actually sure. It's just a thing that one nice thestral told us in our dream. Our sense of danger isn't particularly sharp either.>>38087755Brutal. The salt won't fall off as quickly if we'll dissolve it in water and soak the wood in it for a few days.
>>38087755Based ghostbuster. Good call on putting the energy drain or no touch symbols on the bat. Better if we can put both.
>>38087816stop spooking the colts>>38087711wouldn't mind taking a reading at burdocks place too, see if anything still lingering
>>38087711>Burdock: "No, the ghost appeared when I used the board the first time.">>38087816>Burdock: "No it wouldn't say its name...My Gram Gram was called Kilim Motive...Thestral? What's that?">Rain looks at you.>Rain: "I think we better get going..."
>>38087878Miss Rain is correct Mrs. Clash, thank you for bringing the brave colts out here, judging by their sleepiness though its probably best to send them home. I hope you all have a good nights sleep
>>38087878 ok likely then just board is possessed and ...needed latent dead energy to be released at the clinic?
>>38087878>Thestral? What's that?"I need to get a bit to stop you idiots blurting shit outWell Rain? What you think?
with that scar she looks like Punished Rain
>>38087903Just needs an eyepatch and a cigar now
>>38087878>Thestral? What's that?An ancient god, I'll explain some other time. Thanks for informing us, it's really important, make sure to tell us if you'll see some more paranormal stuff, things are about to get weird, good night!
>>38087929That's not entirely accurate.
>>38087888>>38087929>The three colts say their goodbyes.>Clash: "Thanks again for hearing them out!">Rain: "I'll walk you home Miss Clash-">Rain turns to you before you can answer.>Rain: "I'll be fine Anon, tell Willow what we know, I'll be back soon."
>>38087945Alright, stay safe
>>38087945Only if you tell us what you are planning first.
>>38087945Are you sure you don't want me to come with you? Splitting up never seems like a good idea.
>>38087945Glance at Burdock, then at our ki-meter when nobody but Rain will be looking at us.
>>38087945Let's go tell Willow>>38087955Shes escorting them back, then she'll come back to regroup with us. Simple.>>38087960She'll be fine. We're in Hollow Shade I think, not in Blackhoof.
>>38087945Dont forget to reset the ki meter.
>>38087983I want to hear it from her first.
>>38087945>has a flashback to the tentacles grabbing rain and running through blackhoof alone
>>38087945>>38087991>boop Rainmake sure to gallop back though
>>38087952>>38087955>>38087960>>38087989>>38087960>Rain: "Anon, I'll be fine. I just want to prove I can do something simple alright? I'll be fine, I'll fly-">Rain sighs.>Rain: "Run right back...">>38088003>You boop Rain for good luck.>Rain: "Thanks Anon.">>38087983>You turn and trot back to Willow.
>>38088057Try jogging to build gains, and keep an eye out for dropped bits.
So we can't say with certainty if our spook is in the clinic and was able to reach the weegee board or if it's connected to the board/notebook and needs the clinic for more power, but it clearly tried to lure Burdock there.I also think we should avoid talking about thestrals and maybe the veil and such to ponies who don't need to know about it, as far as we know the cult isn't taken out yet so we shouldn't risk this information getting to the wrong ears. Especially here where we're close to Blackhoof, I bet there are some cultists around.>>38087755Generally close encounters should be avoided at all costs, but applying some salt to the pick wouldn't be a terrible idea if there's a corrosion-preventing rune (to avoid carrying around too many things).
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>38088076>You decide to jog back to Willow.>As you do you keep an eye out for lost Bits.[Beat OP's roll]Luck dice+1d7Strength dice+1d9
Rolled 8 (1d9)>>38088104Wew, already?
>>38088104We are gonna run into tree or something aren't we?>>38088111Or never mind.
>>38088111ok not bad thanks for rolling
>>38088111We’re gonna find bits through strength?
>>38088124maybe shake down a griffon?
>>38088113Keep up the shitty attitude and we might
>>38088124I think the luck is for finding bits and strength is just not accidently hurting ourselves.
>>38088128Fool, we'll turn into a griffon if we do that! It'll transfer the curse to us!
>>38088128>he thinks you can part a hook beak from his shekels without his fowl curses decending upon you.
>>38088111>Instead of jogging around the bushes and long hanging branches, you jog through them, breaking and smashing your way back to Willow.>Willow: "Uhh...Anon? You...Got twigs in your mane...">Willow laughs, then her face turns to worry.>Willow: "Where is Rain!? What happened?"
>>38088151She's fine, she went with Clash to escort the colts home.
>>38088113We got lucky, but people really need to stop chasing strings this early. Earlier we still had Melly with us, this time we were alone. It is recommended to not exercise heavily for a few days after donating blood and our condition was far beyond a simple donation. Blood takes time to refill, you can't just shake it off.>>38088124No, but we need to not collapse alone first, and beating or matching a 6 with a seven-sided die is a tall order.>>38088151Rain wanted to accompany the colts home, maybe she'll take some readings at one of the colts' homes, the one who found his gram's luigi board and had it tell him to come to the clinic with the help of her notes. Grammy apparently knew and used runes, too. At the clinic the three heard whispers, possibly "she comes", had stuff whirled around, and one had his tail pulled.
>>38088151I fought some bushes. I won, didnt find any dropper bits though.Rain offered to escort Ms Clash and the colts back home. On another note, I got a great idea for ghostbustin tech: we get a bat and coat that sucker in a mix resin of the super salt and resin, maybe even bedazzle that sucker with salt rocks. R&D can eat their hearts out, this shit ain't hard.
>>38088151Rain wanted to walk those kids back Miss Clash. She also said to tell you that those kids found their dead grandma's wedgie board and we're talking to ghosts in the old clinic.
>>38088151I see Tome’s black eye has gone away. That was fast.
>>38088151She wanted to go with Ms. Clash.She'll be fine.The ouija board belonged to one Kilim Motive who apparently had training in runes.The colts took it to the abandoned hospital because a "ghost" told them to.
>>38088151does the name Kilim Motive Thestral, that was Burdocks grand mother. That seemed to gain Rains attention, but I have no idea.The notebook of his grandmother with all her runes and spells was left with that ojeiga board near the front of the clinic.Burdock stated that a host communicated to him after he found the board and told him nicely he could talk to his grandma with the board in the clinic
>>38088151also those Colts were cute as buttons.Is that mini by Dusk?
>>38088151We are dealing with at minimum 2 and one tried pulling one of the colts by their tail.Which if I remember increases the chance of it actually being demons to a near certainty.The only thing missing is Tau being detected.The colts didn't have any on them.
>>38088151 omg so many cute mares on the one picture, I can't handle it
>>38088207Just Kilim Motive, thestral is him responding to our mentioning of it, notice the ellipsis.>>38084536>See those stars?” You point to the deep blue sky that is littered with stars.>>”Yeah.”>”Those are planets.”Fucking kek biped Anon, please brush up on your astronomy>>38088218Should be, as her twin is talking, so that must be Molo, right? Also is it Dusk or Dawn Light?
>>38088151Hug Willow because >>38087991
>>38088156>>38088173>>38088172>>38088192>>38088207>Willow sighs in relief.>Willow: "You had me worried there.">Dusk: "He's just like our Anon...">Willow laughs.>Willow: "Alright, well done Anon. Kilim is an odd name...">Dusk: "A kilim is a rune cross-stitch either on tapestry or clothing. Comes from a few Saddle Arabian cultures.">Willow: "Huh, didn't know that.">Dusk: "I had Aether banning on about them for weeks on end.">Willow: "If the board at the clinic then there will be presence still there. I take it those colts didn't say 'goodbye' when they left...">>38088250>Dusk: "Right so the young colt was probably tricked into using the board there. My guess is he unintentionally opened a portal or vortex there for something to get through...Does sound like a demon Willow..." >Willow: "And something planned this. I guess we need to investigate the building. Anon you're staying here...No offense but you're still recovering.">Dusk: "Mini you too, you're already permanently hexed...A demon would use that against you and make things worse.">Mini frowns but quickly nods in understanding.>>38088218>Mini tilts her head at you.
>>38088279ok Willow we will sit this one out, looks like its you and me Mini. Willow do you want us at a certain point to look for Rain if she is not back in lets say an hour?
>>38088279Looks like you get to hang out with us, Mini.She's cute. Almost as much as Willow.
>>38088319 if only we could split outta this cramped cage, there are enough Mares here and Rain too
>>38088279Burdock said his grams notebook and the oujia board is right inside the door
>>38088279Have fun and stay safe. We wouldn't want to have to send your parents to come save you. The board and notebook should be right through the front door.
>>38088319Still hoping for Mini and apeanon to be canon eventuallyAnd, y'know, an update to the story
>>38088328A wish like that will be a monkey's paw!Personally, I'm a Williowfag but I agree with you!
>>38088279I want to teach Mini how to write “YOU ARE A FAGGOT” in English so that she can show it to human Anon. Since written Equestrian and written English are different in this universeHello mute pony. Don’t worry, we’ll do all the talking for the both of us.
>>38088279Stay safe and don't do anything I'd do.Psssst Mini... you're a mare. I need your help with picking out non-shite date supplies. If left alone we'd come back with box wine and dandelions.
>>38088367Melly already recommended exotic fruits and bugs. Now we just need to find some.
>>38088355 as am I, but there are plenty of lonely mares in viewing distance
>>38088279Boop the twins and Dusk.
>>38088279so did we ever find out who put that order out for the tactical sock wearing, because I was never issued any and feel a little left out.
>>38088379Anon you can't show up with just food. Romantic booze are a classic and I know jack shit about wine other than it comes in a box when you're single.
>>38088388It was for sleeping not tactical. I would also like to know why we didn't get any.>>38088394I have a feeling she'd enjoy fruit nectar more.
>>38088331>>38088339>Willow: "Got it. Stay safe too Anon...">>38088319>Mini smiles.>Willow: "So Dusk. How did you Fae steal your name anyway?">Dusk: "I got tricked...it's a long story. But apparently, Fae hates the name Anonymous...">Willow: "Maybe it's just confusing for them...Does it still hurt if any pony calls you by your real name?">Dusk: "Beyond belief...">>38088363>Mini laughs silently. >>38088367>>38088379>>38088388>>38088394>Mini looks at you for a moment and starts to smirk that slides into a devilish grin.
>>38088379So a Farmers market and a... pet shop? Man this is going to be an interesting shopping.Why not, go full south east Kirin and caramelize some crickets for her in some honey. And maybe put it in a nice fruit salad!
>>38088405I feel like we're in more danger than Willow.
>>38088405Boop her.Now don't get any ideas.Unless you are saying you are the one who ordered the socks?
>>38088405I need an adult
>>38088436But Anon, she is an adult.
>>38088394>>38088401Sangria it is then! It's basically wine with fruits.
>>38088405 ooh crap she might be able to read blacked text, Mini can you please shake your hoof if you can hear this
>>38088405What’s that look for, Mini?
>>38088405Boop the bat.
>>38088445oh no ..the things that may have been discussed while we were away
>>38088405Sounds like we need to avoid Fae?
>>38088500Whos fae?im retired
>>38088500Fae likely dislike the name Anonymous because names have power, whereas Anonymous is literally the lack of an identity/name. So they don’t really have power over us in the same way that they have power over others. So they dislike both us and human Anon.
>>38088500 imagine being a cryptid that is 2 letters away from being called a fag
>>38088468What can we say! As an earth pony, we are more than capable of "plowing the fields" ^:)And I'm strictly speaking about agricultural labour.Nothing else.
>>38088517Fae is the ye olde name for fairies, but like the old school German myth fairies, not modern happy servant fairies
>>38088517Fairies, usually tricksters. Mythological elves, goblins and changelings are included.
>>38088425>>38088464>You boop Mini>She sneezes.>After regaining her composure she shakes her head.>>38088460>Mini pulls out a slate board from her wing and drops it on the floor.>With a piece of chalk held in her lips she writes something.
>>38088561yes please Miss Mini
>>38088561Oh happy day!
>>38088561I’m all ears
>>38088561Score. Not only did we make a new friend she's also a bomb ass wing mare!
>>38088586I could go for a bomb ass tea! Stallion(man) I'm thirsty!
>>38088561 please dont say a severed penis, we have the special tards who would hacking our bits off in a second
BUMP LIMIT--------QM we past it-----------
>>38088611Damn, threads fly when we're having fun. Making a new one.
>>38088561Shoot! I'm all ears! I mean, I'm listening! I mean... fuck!
New thread >>38088667
>>38088671feels good to be back
>>38088388Considering the whole "send pics to random PO box" I think the old unit leader set it up so he could check out Tome between cult meetings.
at page10 no one will stop me from wanting a batmarem
>>38089410I will join you