>You wake up in your own sweat>It's a blank space, seems like there are no exit>You don't know how you got here, or even ended up in here
>>38047593I cast fist!
>>38047593Shout asking if anyone can hear us
>>38047593Scream "WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?"
>>38047593Knock on the air, like a door.
>>38047593Shit pants. Then try and figure out where you are.
>>38047597>>38047619>>38047668>>38047676>>38047681>You punch the air to no avail"WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?" You shouted. >It caught something's attention, you can hear hoof steps from far way>That startled you, and you feel something in your pant
>>38047695we're so tinyZOOM INENHANCE
>>38047695My god, it's Tiny Mare.
>>38047695Pull down pant and fling the shit at whatever it is that startled us. Also >>38047717
>>38047695>It caught something's attention, you can hear hoof steps from far way, and you feel something in your pantTell the nurse that you are ready for your spongebath now
Hush now, hide all you little onesRush now, into the middle of nowhere
>>38047717>>38047729>>38047746>>38047813>>38048431>You screech out to the pony>She is now alert of your present>You pulled your pants down and fling the-thing-that-fell-out-of-your-pant to her way>It disappeared mind air>"I'M READY FOR MY SPONGEBATH NOW!" You screamed again.>Terrified, she runs away from you>You followed
>>38049295It Runs, We Chase.Give in to our predatory instincts!
>>38049295Capture the pony at all costs. Failure is not an option.
>>38049295pull pants up for optimal fast
>>38049295The hunt is on... shitty ass cheeks be damned.
>>38049305>>38049310>>38049320>>38049325>You pulled your pants up and the chase continues>She sprints even faster>Failure is not an option, you reminded yourself.>Eventually, you caught up to her>You can smell fear in the air
>>38049572Point directly at her and stare into her eyes.
>>38049572Pounce on her like a fucking tiger.
>>38049572Put a cute hat on her
>>38049572Point directly at her and stare into her eyes, pounce on her like a fucking tiger, make her think you're going to rape her and then put a cute hat on her.
>>38049572>ØIs the mare Danish, Norwegian, or a mathematician dealing with empty sets?
>>38049643Well, you ARE in the middle of nowhere.
>>38049572We're in an empty void, there are two entities here. The pony and us, one of them calls the void home and is a ceaseless unknowable monster and the other woke it up.Who is who? Should we be the one running? Poke the pony, make sure it's real.
>>38049607>>38049610>>38049622>>38049629>>38049638>>38049643>>38049731>Before you could do anything to her, she backed off>She seems to have a mix of afraid and provoked>She refuses to let you do anything to her>You want to put a hat on her>You're reminded that there's nothing around here, other than you two>For now.
>>38049629Nolla pony needs >>38049629, real or imaginary.
>>38050065Hello pone would you be interested in some premium head pats?
>>38050065SHES AGITATED! BOOP HER!
>>38050065Give her a polite hello before we do anything else.
>>38050065Offer her a sugar cube
>>38050065Smol and angy.Remind the pony we're professionals, do they not see the business suit? Pull out a contract for them to sign.
>>38050086>>38050089>>38050092>>38050097>>38050102>>38050196"Hello" You said calmly>She stopped running away from you>Just as she was about to say something, you booped her muzzle>She blushes>You proceed to pet her>Suddenly, something appeared behind her
>>38050409Forgot the sugar cube and contract>You're reminded that there's nothing around here
>>38050409Read it. Why not.
>>38050409>They're blushing.We've gott'em on the ropes now, more pets, go for behind the ears!After a moment reluctantly go check out the stuff that appeared.
>>38050415>>38050551>You continued petting her, this time, going behind her ears and more scratchy scratch>She loves it>While doing so, you keep looking at the piece of paper behind her instead of at her>She notices it>She turned around and saw the paper>Suprised, she got up and sat on it, preventing you from seeing>From afar, you can hardly make out the words "Love, Imareginary"
>>38050597Approach her slowly, don't scare the little mare, gently place hand on her hand and attempt to pull the paper out from under her ass.
>>38050597Are you going to make us touch the butt? We'll touch the butt, trust me.You'll get more pets, but we gotta see the paper.Book the mare and swipe the paper while she's recovering.
>>38050597Instead of sitting on that, sit on my face.
>>38050597Hug her and say, "You're more important to me than any piece of paper."
>>38050612>>38050707>>38050716>>38050746>You crouch down and slowly approach her>She is shaking>You think about doing suggestive things to her, but didn't want to scare her, so brushed it off immediately>You reached out and start petting her>Before you knew it, you're now kneeling down with one leg, like you're about to propose to her>You hug her>She hugs back
>>38050836"It's okay. If you don't want me reading that, I won't. But we need to figure out where we are."
>>38050836Turn into the Samus Morph ball with kitty-ears, crawl up to mare and purr.
>>38050836Little mare, where are we
>>38050836tell her its ok, I only voted democrat once
>>38050836Throw her over our shoulders like a cape and give her a piggy back ride.
>>38050836Ask for her name.
>>38050858>>38050935>>38051016>>38051019>>38051036>>38051411>Before you could say anything, a pen appeared out of nowhere, she holds it with her mouth>She looks at the paper for awhile"It's okay. If you don't want me reading that, I won't. But we need to figure out where we are." You asked>"Oh, no. We need to figure out how YOU got here, this is my home! I've been living here for...">She pauses>"Quite some time">You then picked her up and put her onto your back>She quickly hold her paper as you give her a piggy back ride"What is your name?" >"Oh, me? I'm Imareginary, get it?" She chuckles>"What about you?"
>>38051501Why are we here? Fuck if I know. You can call me Anon. It's about as real a name as we are.I wish to pet the pone some more. She looks in need of brushies, too. Too bad there's no brushes around.
>>38051501And sorry about the scare, Imareginary.
>>38051732>>38051756You can't stop me from saving your mom
>>38051501I'm... Steve, from accounting.
>>38051534>>38051626>You pet her more>She enjoys it, a little too much"Sorry about the scare earlier, Imareginary">"Don't worry about it, Anon!">You start scratching her head with a single finger>She LOVES it"Why are we here?">"Well, I don't know why, but in this home of mine, I can make anything appear">She pauses for a moment >"Anything that is not alive">"Last time I tried getting a fish in here, it gave me canned cat food!""What were you thinking when you made me appear?">"It was a monkey if I recall it right, what are you, even">"Anyways, I don't know how you're not dead, but you're my best friend now!">You pet her mane some more "Too bad there are no brushes here, your mane could you some fixes">"Oh! I can summon it for you"
>>38051784You saw nothing, Anon.
>>38051826It is too late egg, I have seen everything
>>38051847I saw myself doing your mom
>>38051819Then yes spawn us a brush, make it fancy. Oh, and a diet pepsi.And I guess we're just made of tougher stuff, or we were already dead inside. Depends on how edgy we wanna be.
>>38052081>Diet Pepsi.Fuck outta here with that trash. Spawn us that brush and an ice-cold Dr.Pepper.
>>38051819Ah, so that's why we momentarily returned to monkey
>>38051819Hell yeah. Give me the tools I need to pamper you.
>>38051819Monkey needs that brush.
>>38052081>>38052214>>38052291>>38052746>>38053220>>38053447"Yes, spawn us a brush, a fancy one">She closed her eyes and focus"And a diet pepsi">She opens her eyes and look at you"No, an ice-cold Dr.Pepper">She tilts her head"You know what, make it a regular pepsi">She nodded and closed her eyes again
>>38054625>coca cola>toothbrushthis feels like a 5-minute crafts thumbnail
>>38054625Brushy Brushie pony poni
>>38054625Crack open that ice cold soda and start brushing her mane. Also pet her and tell her how cute she is.
>>38054625Brush our master and creator like a good slave.
>>38054625Oh I can see how it is.Quick, wish for a curry comb, picture related. It's what they use to comb actual horses with.You're probably going to end up with a Curry Bowl or something, that's only 2 letters off.
>>38054848We'll get a curry bomb.
>>38054646>>38054651>>38054665>>38054848>>38054854>You started brushing her with the toothbrush>While doing so, you cracked the Coca-cola can open and take a sip>It has a hint of sweet, like milk>You didn't pay attention to brushing her, the next thing you know, the toothbrush is stuck in her mane>She is unamused>You told her she's cute>Her face changed from annoyed to flushed
>>38054866Fix the master's mane!
>>38054866Share that Conk!
Quick, use a distraction. Tell stories about a yellow brick road and that if you follow it you... forgot the rest of the story.
>>38054866Let her have some of the coke while we carefully extract the brush.
>>38054866Make me a real boy, Mother. I'm afraid of nothingness.
I apologize the interactions took a long time to get through today, I wanted to rest because it's Sunday. I'll try to post more tomorrow, goodnight for now, thread.
>>38054866So you can't really summon stuff perfectly then? It'll just vaguely be similar to what you want?
>>38054866And... wait. What happens to the things you've summoned?
bump while waiting for OP to wake up
man this white hellscape and simple artstyle seem familiar
>>38055335It's okay anon
>>38054866can we hug her?
>>38051819>Anon is an accidental tulpa gone rogue that was formed from what was supposed to be a chimp
>>38054866Roll her over and sneak attack the belly, give it lots of scratches and rubs.
>>38054869>You tried to brush her mane with your own hands>"Don't worry Anon, I doubt anything will change">>38054887>>38054894>>38054940>You handed the Coca-cola can to her>She shook her head>"I'm not much of a sweet tooth, haha">>38055283>>38055608>"Oh! Those were just on the floor"
>>38057584SHE TALKED! Tell the master how soothing and cute her voice is while continuing to brush the master's mane!
>>38055451>"I promise I can, but you scared me that time!"
>>38057584Massage the master. Show her our devotion.
>>38057596Is that a yes or a no? Sip the cola that is vastly inferior to diet pepsi zero no additives cheerio flavor.Can you give yourself super powers? Also, how do you know what all this stuff is?
>>38057596The hugging will continue until the questions >>38057710 are answered.
>>38057596Did you summon me or create me? I have no memory before you.
>>38057710They're hugging !
>>38057599>>38057661>"T-That's very sweet of you, Anon">>38057710>>38057730>>38057770>"Yes, of course you can hug me">"I'm not sure how I got here myself,I just kinda got used to it""Did you summon me or create me? I have no memory before you.">"You still remember who you are, so I think that's good enough!" She smiles>Imareginary then scoots near your ears and whispered to you>"Hey, Anon, can I tell you something?"
>>38058115Oh god this is all just a dream, isn't it?
>>38058115Shoot, just don't get too existential.
>>38058115Pick her up in a bridle carry.Yeah, go for it?
>>38058115Cute mareGive boop
>>38058115So, why did you try to create a chimp?Cause, uh, I guess whatever that reason is, that's my purpose in life. O' creator.
>>38058121>>38058132>>38058538>>38058579>She boops you back>"I can assure you this is all real, though I'm still unsure how you appeared">>38058152>"Well, Anon, remember the piece of paper that appeared when I met you?">She spawned it in again, it is floating, somehow>"It is the first thing I summon">The following reads: "Dear new friend, you are my best friend! -Love, Imareginary" with a little heart at the bottom right corner>"I know we have only meet for awhile but I really, and I mean really want to escape from this place I called home">She sat next to you and leans into you>She let out a long sigh>"I've tried everything and it wouldn't work, I know you can't survive here for long either, because you need food too">"I want to get out of here, Anon" She said, looking straight into your eyes, as if she is about to cry
>>38058590Okay, so summon a...book that explains how to access other dimensions.Whatever it says, we'll do that, we'll go places together, neither of us will starve to death, it'll be fun.
>>38058590Arm around her, and squeeze.Hey now, WE have time. You're not alone anymore. Two heads are better than one, right? And besides, that paper's existence proves that you're on the right track.
>>38058590Well you spawned me a soda from nothing so you can spawn us food right? Hell, you can spawn an entire world here, can't you? We can make it however we want!
>>38058590But isn't she able to summon food? That coke technically qualified.
>>38058590Then that is our purpose, and that is what we shall work on!
>>38058755This.SERVE THE MASTER.
We're actually doing it, huh? We're taking a type green out of its bottle.>>38058590Now, now. I know you're desperate, but threatening to let me die of hunger won't do anybody any good. I think better when I'm not in a hurry.What have you tried so far? Have you, for example, tried to create a copy of yourself to multiply your powers? If it is forbidden to create living things, how about creating somebody clinically dead together with a reanimation kit? Can you give me a twelve inch pianist? Have you tried to create things as abstract as somebody's past to sneak a solution into your own past?
>>38058878>create a copy of yourself to multiplyMULTIPLY THE HUGS!
>>38058607>"Tell you what, Anon, I'm not much of a book worm, I can summon a book, but it will most likely be blank">>38058654>She touched your hand lightly and started smiling a little, before feeling down again>>38058657>>38058691>"Anon, you know you can't live off of coke! I doubt you'll like cat food either, but I can try to make more food to your liking">"That doesn't mean we'll stay here forever, by the way!">>38058755>>38058765>"P-Please, just call me Imareginary, you can come of with a shorter nickname if you want, but 'master' is too fancy for me!">>38058878>>38058904>She tilted her head, looking a little confused>"Do you think my clone will die if I attempt to make her? Or will I die ?!">"Your ideas puzzle me, Anon"
>>38056182Same but I can't quite put my hooves on it, it's like Plunger but different.
>>38058913Try a Potato.
>>38058913Let's try something simple: have you tried to create a teleporter? Like a fancy elevator with knobs and lights and wires everywhere?
>>38058913>>"P-Please, just call me Imareginary, you can come of with a shorter nickname if you want, but 'master' is too fancy for me!"Creator, then!
>>38058913>"P-Please, just call me Imareginary, you can come of with a shorter nickname if you want, but 'master' is too fancy for me!"You are the Creator and I am here to serve.Also I guess, summon a magic door or something.
>>38058913Have you explored this place before? Maybe there is some edge we can exploit. Before that see if you can summon a genie in a bottle.
>>38058913Make a door out of here maybe?Pretty please, Master.
>>38058938>>38058942>>38058928>"Oh.. Please just call me Imareginary, again, you knew yourself before I 'created you' ""Have you tried summoning a teleporter?">She tilts her head>>38059456>"I've been here longer than you have" She chuckles "I'm sure everything is blank unless I want something here">"And, what's a 'genie'?">>38059458>"Of course ! Let me try-">>38058924>"Ah ! I know that thing !">Unlike last time, she doesn't have to focus, she got used to being around someone, someone she considered a friend>"Here goes !">Immediately, tons of potato based food fell from above>She looked to you with an awkward smile and then up at the 'sky'>...>!!!
>>38059520>again, you knew yourself before I 'created you'Do you have proof of that though however?As far as I'm concerned, I didn't exist before I woke up earlier. Of course, ontologically speaking, certain aspects of me may have existed previously, outside of this place, or outside of this existence (can they even be said to have "existed", then, at least from the perspective of this reality?). But the concept of the being of self which is present with you know and you are conversing with now was, I am convinced, created precisely at the moment when you succeeded (relatively speaking) in your summonning of a monkey. I, the "I" standing in front of you, was firmly created by you. Consider it both the triumph and defeat of solipsism: brought forth from your mind only, and yet now brought to exist outside of it.So, would you like any help with that potato on your forehead, Master?
>>38059522Oh no you got hot potato'd! Did that hurt?Pet her regardless of answer.
>>38059522And that's how the universe ceased to be projected. The end.If by some miracle we'll keep existing, let's try to focus and create a band aid for her.
>>38059520Hey, you got something that is technically alive and that is also food.>>38059522We should kiss it better.
>>38059520A genie is a powerful wish granting spirit, I figure it's worth a shot.
>>38059520Amazing, what wonderful magic!
>>38059520Well whatever we call her, she's in charge and we are but her humble servant.
>>38059691Technically, we're more or less her genie, aren't we? Though our powers are not to directly grant wishes, exactly. Is there a mythological concept of a servant summoned like that, which isn't a wish-granting genie, but rather just a capable being that's summon with guaranteed loyalty?
>>38059968That's the one! Although I think familiars are mostly supposed to be animals? Meh works well enough.
>>38059973Well, she asked for an animal. The rest is our fault.
>>38059973Humans are animals, blah blah
>>38059771>>38059790>She scratches her head for awhile>"A- Thank you">"And please, I would like to see you as a friend than a servant">>38059620>>38059558>>38059684>>38059557>You pet her>"Don't worry, Anon, it didn't hurt me, a band aid is unnecessary>"Well, Anon, you still know your name, what creature you are and basic objects ! There's no way I created you">You kissed her forehead>She blushes>>38059691>"Is this creature called 'genie' alive? I wouldn't want to hurt anyone, besides, I don't think I can summon magic">She looks upset>"Any other ideas, Anon?"
>>38061589>I don't think I can summon magicSo, you've tried 'summoning' spells before? And you can still give a shot at making a door >>38059458.
>>38061589I'm... Not sure? Technically I think genies are either closer to spirits or astral beings? You didn't hurt me, most likely you'd just get something random like an empty lamp.Okay let's just start over, what have you already tried to get out of here?
>>38061984>"I'm not much of a creative pony, but I've tried everything I could think of">"I tried thinking about my home, or an entrance to it, but it only created a replica of the thing">"I've tried to summon a book similar to what you mentioned before, hoping it would help, the cover was really fancy, but inside, the pages were blank !">"I've tried so much I basically gave up, until you showed up, I thought it must be my destiny, because, like I said, nothing I spawned ever came out alive">>38061686>"Oh yeah, the door">She closed her eyes, trying to focus of the object>"And Anon, please don't touch me this time">You nodded and walked a distance away from her>"Here goes...">Poof !>She did it !>She... what the hell>A door appeared, a really tiny one>"How could this have happend? I only fail from creating something if I'm nerv-">It hit her>"I mean, if I'm hungry ! Yeah !"
>>38062070Well, there are several potato based foods here.
>>38062070Ah... Stage fright, happens to everyone, well mostly everyone. I think anyway.I have a way for us to get out of here guaranteed, works every time 70% of the time. Problem is we're too weak, we'll need to train non-stop until our hair changes color.If she mentions us not having hair immediately swear.
>>38062070What's your home like? And how did you get here? Maybe that information will contain some clues.
>>38062070This silly little mare has performance anxiety.
>>38062070well, let's knock on the door and see what happens
>>38062406>"Alright !">She knocks lightly on the door>It opened ! On it's own?>You looked through the door>More white>>38062289>"I had a small house near Saddle Lake ! If, you know what it is">"I'm not sure how I got here myself, one time I closed my eyes and boom, white">"At first I thought it was a weird dream, but when I closed my eyes and opened it again, it's still white">>38062307>>38062265>"N-No">"Please tell me your idea, after I have a small meal, of course">"..What hair?""FUCK, SHIT, CUNT, FAGGOT, NIGGER, DONKEY" You shouted at her>"...">"I know you didn't mean it, Anon, you have nice hair !">>38062100>"Anon, you don't even KNOW how long I've been eating potatoes for">"Potatoes for breakfast? Check. Lunch? Check. Dinner? Check. Even the mini meals between the afternoon and evening? POTATOES !">"I can't even tell time in here, I'm not sure if the clock is right">"Oh ! I have an idea">"Are you familiar with the term, 'Hayburger'? I've been wanting to try it but I have no idea what it's like">"I saw advertisements of it on some news paper, with the date sketched out for some reason">"Please describe a hayburger for me, Anon !"
>>38062491You take a roll, put hay, tomato, lettuce, onion in it and sauce of your choice.
>>38062491Noooo... I just swear once and not at her just in general, it was supposed to be funny. Like "haha, forgot you're bald. You can't pull a Goku because you got a chrome dome."Sorry.Pet the pony while she eats in apology.
>>38062491A hayburger is two all hay patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.
>>38062491Could you summon up an omelette for me? It doesn't need anything special in it.
>>38062502>>38062531>She closed her eyes and think of the ingredients, then the shape she saw in the news paper>"Poof !">She managed to make a hayburger, with a hint of ketchup>It looks amazing, I wonder why she didn't mess up this time>>38062552>"Of course, Anon !">She thinks about folded eggs, and a plate>Succeeded ! She didn't give me any cutlery, though..>>38062516>"Don't worry about it, Anon ! I'm used to it" She laughs..>You caress her>She adores how you use your hands>"Well? What are you waiting for? Let's eat !">You picked up the omelette and take a bite>A little too sour, but you didn't mind>She takes a bite of her meal too>"Wow ! This is better than I thought, no wonder why ponies are so obsessed with it">As you two eat, she tries to make small talks>"Soooo, Anon, do you remember anything before this event?"
>>38063054No. As far as I can tell, I didn't exist until I was here.
>>38063054Nope, as mentioned earlier, I come pre-loaded with abstract knowledge but no memories as such
>>38063110>>38063125>"Nothing, at all?">"Don't you think it's weird?">She takes another bite, you do so too>"This is really good, you should try it">"Anyways, since you don't have any past memories, do you want to discuss about the idea you were mentioning earlier?"
>>38063200I don't think we can eat hay.
>>38061589>>"And please, I would like to see you as a friend than a servant"As you wish, Master ^:)
>>38063200I want to pick her up and carry her around, like one would an infant.
>>38063200>do you want to discuss about the idea you were mentioning earlier?"What idea is that, marester?
>>38062265>>38063238I think she's talking about this one? We were supposed to tell her, but didn't
bump I miss Imareginary
Hi Anon, I think I'll take a break earlier today, sorry, have a good one, Imareginary is dreaming about you.
>>38063204This is taco. I think
>>38064034But the hayburger is hay
>>38064130But she eat hayburger, we have taco.
>>38064166Anon, please try to follow the conversation a bit>>38063200>>"This is really good, you should try it"Yes, she eat the hayburger. The hayburger has hay. Therefore we cannot try it, because:>>38063204>we can't eat hay
>>38063200Essentially the idea would be since we have pretty much unlimited time we'd train until we got strong enough to shatter the walls of this pocket dimension.Pat the ground next to us.Maybe the void goes on forever but there is a floor, that's one dimensional we can break.But... It might take a few years to get strong enough, so let's keep that on the back burner. Can you summon a pickaxe? Maybe that will be enough to at least see if there is anything underneath this white laminate stuff.
>>38064174What if we can eat hay because we're not a regular human, but her concept of one made real via imagination?
>>38065633Good point! Eat the burger, see if we get indigestion and poop out straw..
>>38063204>"Ah, that's ok, I'll finish it myself">>38064034>>38064130>>38064166>>38064174>"Silly Anon, you're eating an omelette, do you have multiple voices talking inside your head or something?" She giggles>>38065633>>38065659>"Ah..? It's ok, I'll eat it alone, you can finish your meal in the meantime, too">After finishing, she wipes the remaining ketchup off of her muzzle>>38063232>"H-Hey ! Put me down !!">She clearly likes it>>38064229>"Oh yeah ! I have never wonder why I can stand on top of nothingness, good idea, Anon !">"But.. What's a 'pickaxe'?"
>>38066471Wood rod with a metal head, one side is a spike the other is a flat projection. The handle should be about as long as our leg and the head about a third of that, or so?Think you can summon something we can draw with?
>>38066471>do you have multiple voices talking inside your head or something?Yes. And all of them like the idea of you being in charge and me prioritizing you over everything else.
>>38066471A pickaxe is a tool for breaking through rock and other hard materials.
>>38066471>>38066637It's true, master and creator, Imareginary.
>>38066637>>38066649>"That's.. odd, but as long as you're doing ok then I'm happy">>38066642>She still can't visualize what the 'pickaxe' looks like>>38066513>"Good idea, Anon !">She took the white pencil from earlier, and a new piece of paper out>"Here you go, draw it"It's your turn to draw ! No need to draw over the picture, just post a separated picture and I'll import it in.
>>38066796Here is a pickaxe kinda.
>>38066796Sure! A more pixelized version, I guess.
>>38066963>>38066999Perfect, those are much better than the crappy one I drew.
>>38066796Does she also need to know what they're made out of?
>>38066513>>38066642>>38067058It's mentioned here.
>>38066963>>38066999>"You're really good at drawing, do you know that, Anon?">"You even included another view in your second drawing, very thoughtful !">She hugs you, then blushes before backing off again>"I- uh, I'll try to make them now!" >"Let's see.. wooden rod, metal head.. looks like this and used for breaking hard materials">"This shouldn't be too hard !" She smiles>"Alright ! Here goes">You wonder if it will fall on top of her head again
>>38067080It better not.
>>38067080Prepare to catch it before it does.
>>38067080Let her focus, and >>38067092, or at least body it.
>>38067080Be ready to catch. Or at least push her out of the way of falling objects.
>>38067086>>38067092>>38067094>>38067113>She closed her eyes and think of the object>"Wooden rod.." She mumbles to herself>"Metal..">"For breaking...">When she felt it, she opened her eyes then smiles at you>"I think I did it, Anon !">She looked up
>>38067336>She then look to you>Her eyes starts tearing up
>>38067343Huh. Do you feel a sharp pain in your chest? I do... And my metal pic is acting up too.
>>38067354>The Sounds of Silence begins playing softly in the background
>>38067384>>38067402>"Look ! He's starting to open his eyes"
>>38067412Am I dead?
>>38067417>"No..? Why would you want that?">"Now, I know you're tired, so keep resting if you need, I know everypony will be glad to see you"
>>38067412Should... Have... Made... Hardhats... First...
>>38067476Are you dead?
>>38067476Everypony? Oh god, I'm blind and crazy...>>38067478Bit too late for that.
>>38067485What? Everypon- what?
>>38067476send me back, purplesmart
>>38067478>>38067485>"Uh, Anon? Are you still there?">"Oh no, he's starting to get unconscious again">"I wonder when he'll wake up this time">"Wanna bet?">"Now now girls, be quiet, let him rest"
>>38067494If these are my last words... I blame everything on the neeeeerd...
>>38067494Wait... these noises are familiar.
>>38067505Try open our eyes I suppose.Where am I now?
>>38067508>>38067527>You tried and open your eyes>It feels like nothing happend at all, though you still have a small headache>You see a familiar figure from the distance
>>38067571Sneak up and hug
>>38067571Well. That happened. Although I'm not sure what it was. Though, I AM sure it involved my head. It probably has something to do with the broken pickaxe on the gound... hmmmmmm. Oh well. Creator? Are you okay?
>>38067571I HAVE RETURNED.
>>38067571Oh, oh no.Imareginary, hey Uh, I don't know what just happened but are you doing alright? >>38067576No, bad. That'll give her a heart attack. Hugs soon.
>>38067595Judging what just happened to us that might not be a bad thing.
>>38067599No scaring the cute mare to death, she is a wholesome buttercup or something.
>>38067576>>38067589>>38067591>>38067595>>38067599>>38067636>The voices in your head are talking too much>You decided to let someone take the wheel
>>38067658Call her name and wave with a comforting smile when she turns to us.
>>38067666Satan has spoken.
>>38067666>>38067668>>38067673We have a pickaxe for horns.Fucking auto correct.
>>38067658BE NOT AFRAID, DIMINUTIVE EQUINE OF SUPERLATIVE CUTENESS
>>38067700I am manifest once more little pony.
>>38067700Hey there little silly, miss me?
>>38067700I'm still here. You okay?
>>38067708>>38067710>>38067713>"B-But how?">Your previous drawings starts to burn>"I don't.. I don't understand">The tools disappear>"Is, it really you, Anon?">The blood slowly evaporates>"Yes, I miss you a lot, but, I..">She starts crying harder>"I shouldn't have befriend you in the first place, I knew something bad would happen">"I'm really sorry">"I.."
>>38067755Give her hug.
>>38067755Naww none of that. Lets look at that cut. Doesn't look too deep but it is bleeding. Got any first aid supplies? Actually, never mind. You don't have to conjure up anything else, I'll use my shirt.>Rip off fabric and wrap her woundThere we go.
>>38067755Big hug for the sad mare, let her cry on our shoulder and expensive expensive suit.Pause for a second and check her hoof.Wait, how did you hurt yourself? And it's fine! We learnt something, Either there is an afterlife or and much more promising, there is something outside of this place. Now... Hopefully there is a less... Messy way to get us there.Imareginary, I requested hardhats for both of us. And body armor. No more accidents.
>>38067775Don't forget to wipe her tears away with our sleeves when she's done. Don't want her coat getting all matted.
>>38067755Never think that, you're a very special pony Imareginary.
>>38067755Hug the poor mare
>>38067755Nonsense, Imareginary. I'm a tough monkey, and the best friend for a pony who clearly deserves the world. How did you get hurt, and how long was I gone?
we're all pretending to play dumb that it looks like some kind of self-harm, right? I've never dealt with issues like that, so I have no idea if it's better to get her to talk about it or to confront her directly
>>38067755It's ok Ginnie, it wasn't your fault. It's all gonna be ok.
>>38068183Nah, it's possible that's what it is but it could also have just been that she tried to pull the sharp tool out of us but most likely it's an unintentional use of her powers. There's no way she drew that 'killer' it's way too neat to be made by hoof.Could also be that when the pickaxe hit the floor it hurt her, we don't know the rules.
>>38068572>There's no way she drew that 'killer' it's way too neat to be made by hoof.How else do you explain it then
>>38068671Either, her powers manifested differently in her grief, or there is something else in here with us.
>>38068572>>38068671She could have used e.g. the pickaxe or its broken handle to write it.That or maybe indeed she summoned it, perhaps even accidentally, maybe wishing for "a warning to others of what she is", or something melodramatic along those lines. Summoning a bit of writing would be weird, but why not.
>>38067755Calm down girl, wanna explain what happened? You looked like you saw a ghost
>>38067755It's alright. Accidents happen.And there are certainly worse ways to learn that death won't stick to me.
>>38071058Yeah, it didn't hurt, right? Just *POW* and then I was somewhere else. And that's the important thing: there's a somewhere else!
>>38067762>You ripped a part of your left sleeve and held onto her damaged hoof>You carefully wrapped it around>She twitches a little>>38067761>>38067775>>38067866>You hug her>She didn't hug back, but you can tell she has calmed down for a little>"I don't think I'll be able to summon anything else for now, Anon">>38067857>>38068133>>38068205>>38070194>>38071058>She cries harder>"I-I don't know Anon, it felt like a year since you left">"I've just been eating potatoes and staring at the drawing everyday">"I can't forgive myself">You assure that you are fine, and everything will be finee>"You just, disappeared, it's that easy to lose a friend">She wipes her tears>"I don't understand, how did this happen?"
>>38071113We were only gone for about half a minute or so from our perspective.Hug her and pet her mane.
>>38071113From everything we've experienced thus far, I think this might be a dream.
>>38071182Or purgatory...Which means the question is: What is she doing here?
>>38071113I... Oh, I didn't think I was gone that long. Good news, you made me immortal? I just take a while to come back.
>>38071190Our brief moment awake would say otherwise, unless we're dreaming of purgatory.
>>38071253Implied we were almost killed somehow, so we might have gotten close enough to see it. Or maybe the same thing that happened to us happened to her, she's just been here long enough to figure out how it works. The only way to test that is to try to summon something ourselves.
>>38071113None of this is your fault, Imareginary. Speaking honestly, I don't think we could've prevented that from happening but... You said you had a house on Saddle Lake? I think I should know more about it, where it is. The real one, not your replica you summoned. Just in case I can somehow get back to you... if I disappear again. I don't know.>>38071269>The only way to test that is to try to summon something ourselves.Holy this. I'd say we should try summoning paper, since she's shown that's possible, here. Just focus, visualize, and hope for the best?
>>38071236>>38071128>You hug and pet her mane>She still doesn't hug back>"Half a.. wh- minute?">>38071315>"Pl- Please Anon, I don't want to lose you again">"You're my only friend">>38071182>"...">"A dream..?">She was lost in her thoughts for a moment>"I-">"Anon.. Do you think I'm not real?"
>>38071377We will make you real if you aren't.
>>38071377Imareginary, you're real to me. I believe in you. But this place clearly isn't made for us. It's possible that this could be some kind of dream, but it's proven that it's fragile enough that it could separate us at any moment. You are a real pony, and friend, to me. Please, don't think otherwise.
>>38071377That is not what I meant. Luna's powers have proven that it is possible to enter the dreams of others, so multiple dreamers can share a single dream.
>>38071383This.Magic can do anything.If either of us isn't real, the other's just going to have to fix that.
>>38071377>"Anon.. Do you think I'm not real?"There's no reason to jump to that conclusion! You seem to be in control of this dream to some extent, which would make you the dreamer. If the dreamer wasn't real, there'd be no dream, so clearly whoever's dreaming this place exists, and I think it's you. Considering where I went when I was "dead", I believe I must be real as well, and somehow got into your dream realm. If Princess Luna can do it, surely it's not impossible. That's good news, it means we just have to figure out how to wake each other up and we'll be out in the big, wide world! I can't wait to hug you with my real arms.
>>38071377What's real is really subjective. You are real here, without a doubt. What I heard in the other place would imply this is some sort of dream? Coma? Or a world I've tapped into through magic bullshittery.But the opposite could be true, the other world could be the afterlife, and frankly what was said makes me believe it was faker, said a bunch of ponies were worried about me, how unbelievable, I'm a complete ass.
>>38071377woah hey calm down there. we're just spitballing ideas here trying to figure things out. didn't you ask a million questions when you got here? remember we're pretty clueless as to what's happening here.
>>38071377What? No! I just... I'm having such a good time with you that I just don't want anything to happens that'll separate us.
>>38071377You're as real as I am, and everything else in here. If I had to guess, though, you're probably just dreaming, worst case maybe stuck in a coma.Heck, maybe you're a god and this is just your plane of reality to do with as you please.
>>38071618>>38071629>"I'm sorry, Anon, I, I'm just really worried I'll end up lonely for a thousand moons again">>38071415>>38071470>>38071662>"You think so? You think I'm real?">She feels a little better>>38071470>"...">>38071383>>38071443>"What do you mean..? You- You can make me real?">"Are my ears playing tricks, Anon, please tell me the way"
>>38071682Well, magic I know a mare who knows a mare and that mare likes screwing with ponies dreams. The first mare loves doing weird shit to me with magic. If I combine the two, it shouldn't be too hard.Problem is that'd take a while, for you.New solution! We figure out how to have you hitch a ride with me whenever I next wake up. Think you can use your powers to physically link is together?
>>38071682>wipe away those tearsA thousand moons, huh? We really need to talk about what you can remember before you got here. It could help us figure out how to get you out and into the real world.
>>38071682I'll do whatever it takes to make you real.Just, promise me that once we're both in the real world, I can keep being your faithful servant.
>>38071682You know you're not real?Does that mean you know what you are, and what this place is? Because those could be important pieces of information for getting us both out of here and making you real, master.
>>38071909>She chuckles>"Thank you, Anon">>38071984>"Well, sometimes I dream about weird things, sometimes even scary things, when I'm too scared, I wake up, knowing they're not real">>38071834>"Well, much like you, I closed my eyes one time and, now I'm just here">"Do you think you can escape?">>38071751>"Wow, can she make you have nightmares? Scary">"Whenever you wake up? What do you mean by that? Did anything happen when you were 'up'?"
>>38071996>"Well, sometimes I dream about weird things, sometimes even scary things"Do you remember any of your dreams? Do you remember anything from before you showed up here?>"Did anything happen when you were 'up'?"Not that I saw, but I did hear some sort of familiar voices.That's why I'm thinking this might be a dream of some kind.
>>38071996I saw someone's face for a second. They seemed worried. Then I was back here.
>>38071996They were a unicorn, and they also mentioned that I was going unconscious, and that's when I showed back up here. I can say with certainty that I can escape, because I think I'm just hurt and healing, but in your case... I think it's possible you could be unconscious in the real world. And not getting better. But you also don't sound or look any worse for wear... save for that cut. Does it hurt?
>>38071996She gets rid of nightmares.
>>38071996>sometimes I dreamWell that proves you're real. I mean, if you didn't exist, then who is having those dreams? That's some cogito ergo sum you've got going on right there.
>>38072240>"Can things that aren't real dream? If yes, that does make me feel a little better">>38072114>"How is that even possible? Is she like that creature 'Munna' in the game 'Pokémare'? I play it sometimes when I'm bored">>38072014>>38072017>>38072035>"Interesting..">"Well, I often dream of a nice friendship, and other things I don't have">"...">"Anon, I have a plan, it might not work, but are you willing to try?"
>>38072316>"Anon, I have a plan, it might not work, but are you willing to try?"At the very least, I'm willing to discuss it.
>>38072316I think you're real Imareginary, and very really stuck here from where you came from if you can remember your home it might help out
>>38072316Well, master Imareginary, let's hear it.
>>38072316If it doesn't involve mind altering drugs I don't think I'll agree but I'm willing to hear you out.
>>38072327>>38072335>>38072338>>38072360>"..What's a 'drugs'? You know what, leave that discussion for later">"The reason I think you woke up to another place because you fell asleep in the first place, I'm not sure">"If you sleep again and end up on the other side, you'll be able to find out what happend to me">"And..">She pauses for a moment, almost tearing up>"If you can't come back, I..">She hugs you>"Just know you're my best friend ever and..">"...">"I love you"
>>38072596I love you too, you wonderful mare. Any world I end up would just be incomplete without you.
>>38072596I havent done anything to earn your love Imareginary, but y-you too
>>38072596I got it Imareginary, we'll get you home
>>38072596Hug her, god dammit. Do it for her.
>>38072596Certainly we'll try to figure this out when we wake up again. Until then, this mare needs cuddles.
>>38072596I'm willing to try, but not before giving a wonderful mare some more well-deserved cuddles.And we'll be back as soon as we can, Immy.
>>38072611>>38072614>>38072625>"Oh Anon, you've done more than enough, and I am grateful for it">>38072638>"?">>38072649>She hugs back, this time hugging tighter>>38072664>>38072677>She cuddles you for awhile>You're getting tired>She notices but didn't say anything>You lay down>She lays down onto your leg>Suddenly, you're not tired anymore>You stare at her>She keeps looking at the distance, who knows what's on her mind>"This might be my final moments with you, Anon">"And I don't want it to be">"...">"But you can't stay here forever, you have ponies out there waiting, worrying for you">"I wish, in my afterlife, I get to make more friends, and..">She sighs, seems like she's a little upset>"And I wish I'll get to see you again"
>>38072800I'm having trouble falling asleep. Try sitting on my face until I pass out.
>>38072800What if you fell asleep first? Maybe if we're both out cold we'll both be set free.Plus it gives us more time to be together.
>>38072800That is one possible option, but with the way time works here... It'll be centuries. The has to be a better way.
>>38072814>"You haven't sleep in hours, are you sure you're not tired?">>38072826>"Anon, I can assure you I've been here for long enough and sleeping doesn't lead me to wake up elsewhere">"Well, unless me sleeping makes you sleep easily">>38072858>"What do you have in mind, then?"
>>38072800>>38072886Do we even know if us falling asleep will do anything? What happened earlier was that we were completely knocked out, from what I gather. It's not the same thing as sleep.Maybe a pickaxe to the head will make you "wake up" outside this place too, Imareginary. Just, let's not actually test that just yet.>>38072858>It'll be centuriesDo we have any clear count of approximately how much time actually passed while we were passed out? "Felt like a year", is that the best indication we have?
>>38072886I don't know, this is some weird stuff. I disintegrated suit and all right when... It happened right? So, I'm going to hold on tight to you, have you share my suit and hope whatever bullshit is going on around here can't yell the difference between suit and pony. With a lot of luck and calling in a couple of favors from Poseidon maybe it'll work. and you'll catch a ride with me.
>>38073133>"I-">"Anon are you ok?">>38072903>"I'm not sure, actually">You feel her hoof grips onto your leg tighter>"I I think, it was more than, a year, I..">You can hear her breathing slowly>It's like something is stuck in her throat>Silent>You noticed an aqua droplet on her face>Why is she crying? You thought to yourself>Is it because of the fact that->It snaps in your head>The pickaxe.
>>38073192>"Anon are you ok?"I don't want to leave you.
>>38073213>Silent>She took a deep breath>"I don't want to leave you too, Anon">"I don't want to lose you">"You're the only pony..? Er- Creature I've ever trusted">"But..">"...">"It's for your own good">"I think you'll succeed, Anon"
>>38073345>>"It's for your own good"My good is your good.Yet you're not wrong.
>>38073373>"Don't make me say it, Anon.."
>>38073386I won't.Can you tell us about Saddle Lake while we're laying here? What your home was like, where in Equestria it is.If this does work maybe we can find something there to help you. If it doesn't, just means we have more time together.
>>38073386Do you know what a clock or calendar is? I have an idea, you could try summon me for one day. Who knows if time goes faster, slower or normal.This way I will be able to visit you.
>>38073386I just want you to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
I maintain that we have no idea that going to sleep will do anything at all. We're acting like it's guaranteed we will disappear forever, when it feels much more likely that nothing whatsoever will happen, unless I totally missed some subtext and this is all an euphemism for Imareginary whacking us upside the head with a pickaxe again. If not, again, like I said earlier, being knocked out unconscious and being asleep are two very different states.
>>38073386Let's not drwell on the worst case scenario and keep your head up Imareginary. We don't have to do anything until you're ready
>>38073481This. Tell us anything she can about her old home and her life there.We might need to get other ponies on board to help us out with this, and bringing up a bunch of facts we shouldn't know is likely to help convince them this is real.
>>38073386Mare its time you stop grabbing my leg and start grabbing my chest, you and I will make it throuh this together and foreverTo this I promise you, an oath unbreakableCome up here and embrace your destiny, to return to reality , to embrace the feeling of the sun on our skins again
>>38073386I will come back for you.I promise. We will make this all right.Stay determined.
>>38073386Tell me more about you, I want to know everything about my new friend.
>>38073386I love you.
>>38073386It'll be OK.
>>38073569>"I, I'll try">>38073597>>38074795>"...">>38074209>"I'm sorry">"I'm just, you know..">>38073481>>38075697>>38075282>"I only remember it's really.. small">"It also has a basement, but only 'big' enough to fit one pony in, no other objects, just a mare">>38074665>You held her up and but her onto your chest>"A- Ah?">You can feel her heart beating as she lie onto you>>38074787>She smiles lightly>"..."
>>38075945God damn, you are adorable.Once we're both out of here what is the first thing you want to do?
>>38076048>She blushes >"As long as it's with you, then I'm happy, Anon"
>>38076115We'll get omelettes.
>>38076115Hmm... I guess we'll go sight seeing. There are some pretty cool places, it'd be a nice change of pace from all this endless white.
>>38076115Close your eyes, and think about us out there. Together.
>>38076133>"That.. does sound nice">>38076134>>38076174>She closes her eyes>"I..">"I see my house !">"..Is it my house..?"
>>38076455Look up at the white sky readying ourselves to roll out of the way with her so we don't get pancaked like the wicked witch of the east.If it's one of the few things you remember whether it's your house or not it is obviously significant to you. What does it look like?
>>38076455That's good, that's good. Focus on it. Really visualize it. Do you think you could get closer?
>>38076483>>38076530>You tried to look up to nothingness>But you can't take your eyes off of her>You can feel her heart beating faster>Her breaths are getting heavier.
>>38076611...Imareginary? Your eyes... What do you see?
>>38076611Whoa, did you just give me a vision? Also, why are we not hugging this mare? Rectify this blunder post-haste.
>>38076611Before any more anons decide too continue pestering her about her home, I have to ask, do you guys realize that the pictures thus far and the description of a basement that can only hold one mare implies a grave?
>>38076649Yes. As I said possibly Purgatory.
>>38076649Yes, anon. I'm just trying to cope by dancing around it.
>>38076649why must I be so slow
>>38076649Sad. And no, I thought the picture was of an out of focus dome hut and it was shaded to keep some mystery. Well shit. I guess we've got to go get a shovel and Zecora.
>>38076611We are going to get this cute mare out of this void.
>>38076761Even if we have to climb the highest mountain and punch the face of God.This mare will be free.
>>38076649>the ONLY home she recalls is a graveUnless she's literally never been not-dead, there's some serious memory fuckery going on.Anyway, not the first quest I've been on where Anon raises the dead. Let's fuckin do this shit.
>>38076697Idk, do you feel sad? Me too
>>38076825I like your can-do spirit, anon! /mlp/ needs more of that.
>>38076636>>38076640>"What vision..?">"And uh, don't worry about my eyes, they're fine">>38076649>"?">>38076761>"..I'm glad, Anon">"Before you, um, leave forever..">"Can we, I don't know">"Have a small tea party?"
>>38076896I would be honored, master.
>>38076896Leave forever?I assure you will be back, eventually.Yeah sure, tea party away little one.
>>38076896>"And uh, don't worry about my eyes, they're fine"Darn right they are.>"Have a small tea party?"LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>38076896Of course! Just make sure it's some bomb ass tea.
>>38076896Honestly? I'd love to. Slight problem, I'm really comfortable.
>>38076896That sounds like a lovely idea.
>>38076903>>38076904>>38076910>>38076911>>38076917>>38076926>"Awesome ! I'm glad you like the idea">She closes her eyes and thinkof the object, since she has calmed down, it's not that big of a problem to make them appear>In front of you, 3 teacups appeared>She smiles at you>She is expecting you to choose one
>>38077014My right teacup!
>>38077014>that one in the middleI bet Twilight had something to do with this!
>>38077029That site never works for me. Instant script hang.
>>38077037Sorry for deleting, you can vote twice on that site, I'll count on the poll along with thread too
>>38077029I went with #3. Imareginary gets the intact one because she deserves it; we'll take the cracked one because it's no big deal, and #2 has been poured out for any dead homies that the two of us can't remember at the moment.
>>38077014Pat the scary eyed mare.
>>38077063I don't know why it doesn't work it just doesn't. Over two different computers and five different browsers.Anyways I'd vote for 3 if I could.
>>38077029Cup 3 because the master deserves the best cup.
>>38077014Could we take cup two and poor the contents of cup three into it?
>>38077117That's an Idea.
>>38077081That's because strawpoll is abandoned.People have been using poal.me in its place
>>38077026>"Who's 'Twilight'?">>38077080>You tried to come over there and pet her>Cups are in the way>>38077017>>38077116>"Excellent choice, Anon !">"I'm glad we get to spend time with each other">"Welp ! After you !"
>>38077219So what's the flavor? Arsenic? Nightshade? H2O2?Take a sip.Grow longer arm to reach over cups and pet scary eyed mare who's hiding her scary eyes.
>>38077219A very autistic mare that likes to tip cups of liquid over, especially chocolate milk.>>38077247Don't be rude.
>>38077219>"Who's 'Twilight'?"The little shit who spilled my chocolate milk, that's who.
>>38077247Dude, stop insulting her. We're trying to have fun here.
>>38077247QT master creator is not for bully.
>>38077219I'm beginning to think Imareginary isn't a mare, but a filly. Possibly one that died of neglect and definitely one that had only experienced poverty. Considering how she reacted to our affections and how the only she knew was potatoes. Her cutiemark is a null or a not, she probably didn't have one. Possibly gained one when she imagined she was a mare. It's not certainty, but there's a chance.
>>38077406Cute mare in white void adventure sure has taken a sad turn with tonight's revelations...>>38077219I propose a toast!
>>38077219Take a swig.
>>38077219Crap, that's not the master is it? That's some kind of body snatcher.
>>38077658>She chuckles>"I don't know what a 'body snatcher' is, but I can assure you, I'm not one">>38077247>"Who are those ponies? Nightshade sounds like a nice name !">Can you even make any of your limbs aside your dick longer>>38077280>>38077298>"Ah, she doesn't sound that good, huh">>38077416>>38077561>You take a sip>Not bad, actually>Why isn't she drinking her's>"So.. How is it?"
>>38077723>that linkSo, necromancy it is.
>>38077723>>"I don't know what a 'body snatcher' is, but I can assure you, I'm not one"How can you assure me if you don't even know what it isMaybe a "body snatcher" is exactly what you areEspecially since you're not drinking your tea. Body snatchers never drink tea that they offer to others. It's pretty good by the way, thanks - at least as long as it wasn't made by a body snatcher, that is
>>38077723Good, it taste good.
>>38077406I think so too, but the fact of being a mare did not suit me. Has she grown here? Also, we still didn't know where are we. Are we dead? In another dimension? It might be hers dimension, but it cannot control it. OP poll description complicates it even more. It is all our dream/vision and she isn't real or maybe he (OP) play with us by wordplay. (because she is unrealistically cute and amazing) I'm afraid of the worst-case scenarios, but I hope we'll be successful. I don't want to cry. >>38077723I haven't asked before but what your cutemark means?
>>38077406>>38078023Ifillyginary doesn't flow so well. We don't actually know for sure that she's a mare, except maybe for the body proportions, but who knows how this void screws with appearances and perception - not to mention that the art style isn't super detailed and may also be intentionally playing it fast and loose with proportions.
>>38077723That's what a body snatcher would say! Except that body snatchers know that, so they wouldn't actually say it, and you're alright. Now, you should know that tea parties are not just about tea. Do you know what donuts are? It's like a bread torus, about ten centimeter in outer diameter, filled with sweet stuff.
>>38077723Your tea is very good Imareginary, this is lovely but it's not much of a tea party if only one is drinking so why not join me?
>>38077723It's warm and soothing.Some crumpets or biscuits would go really nice with this.Reach over and try to flip the upside down cup the right way up without spilling more of it. Inevitably fail and stain our suit.
>>38078392We should ask her to summon glow sticks next.
>>38078392Cute dancing mare
>>38077775plz help i'm blind and can't make out the tiny letters.
>>38077723>Can you even make any of your limbs aside your dick longerWhen did you figure that out silly filly? I'm pretty sure we've had pants on this whole time. n-not that I mind
>>38079871That wasn't quote on quote
>>38077723She's a nice pony for the most part.She does have her moments.
>>38080058i cannot understand you.
>>38077723Shall we call you Nightshade then?
>>38079871>>38080158He meant that she didn't say that. It was our inner monologue.
>>38077775This quest is giving me feelsOP I will throttle you if we can't save our girl
>>38077406Filly or not, she is still the master, and I will eagerly carry out her will.
>>38077723Mare is for care
>>38078079>>38077800>"I- Um, because I think I'm a pony?" She said, a little confused>She sounded like she was convinced that she's a body snatcher>>38078023>"I was told by many people that I'm not very creative, and my mind are often blank">"I think this is a math symbol for nothing? I don't pay enough attention in class to remember it anyway">>38077775>>38079871>"H-Huh?">>38080071>>38080188>>38081496>She blushes>"Oh you" She smiles>>38077855>>38078097>>38078884>You flipped the cup around>It's components start to float>Not suprised>You asked her to join you>"Oh ! Uh.. I was told that.. um..">She thinks for a moment>"That I have to wait for the other to finish before I can start drinking! Yes !">She sounds nervous>Is she lying?>"Uh.. Cookies? Sorry, Anon, I don't really want to make anything new at the moment">"...">"Sorry"
>>38081768Take another sip.I'm really worried about you. You don't seem okay and I completely understand why, I just don't understand why you won't talk to me.Take another sip.
>>38081768Take another sip.This tea is drugged, isn't it?
>>38081768You've got a little something on your cheek. And under your ear. Let me get that for you.Try to clean(?) mare.
>>38081831>"It's, ok">She wipes the sweat off of herself>>38081783>You take another sip>"But Anon, I-">Another.>"I am talking to you !..">"..."
>>38081845Did you guys really hurt her? Why must you bully? Didn't you pick up on how much your words mean to the little pony? Look, since you assholes broke her anyway, I'm just gonna say it. If we still want to get out of here, she has to kill us again. Just like last time. I don't want to make things worse, but we were all thinking it and someone had to say it.Lets hug her. I believe she is good. I don't want to see her cry. She is a sweetheart. She loves us. Is it so hard for you guys just to love her back? What's your problem, man? A poor little filly and you do this?Please don't be sad.
>>38081845Feel free to slap me if I'm wrong.I probably deserve it for being paranoid.Tea's still good, though.
>>38081857This. Apologize for being rude and pet her. We were just trying to be playful. Didn't mean to hurt her.
>>38081845Give her a smile and thumbs up."I'll be back as soon as i can."A hug is probably a bad idea for her psyche, she'd feel us die and presumably disappear.
And actually, let my rephrase what I said a bit.>Didn't you pick up on how much your words mean to the little pony?Did you not pick up on how much power your words seem to have over her? Think on that.
>>38081845If you didn't want to hurt you shouldn't have intentionally poisoned us. The pickaxe was a freak accident, this is something else. Also, if it was to wake us up, we would've eventually woken up on our own, so all you accomplished was betraying our trust, hurting yourself, and robbing yourself of more time with us.
>>38081884Was it drugged, though?Because I meant that mostly as a joke.
>>38081884I will rape you.
>>38081884If that's they case, which I suspect it might be, you are just being an asshole. And you know it. Dick.
Did you guys just make it so by saying it?
>>38081910We're not supposed to have that power, that's only Immy.Unless Immy made it so by us saying it somehow.
>>38081889It fits with her behavior and her insistence, including lying, to not have any.>>38081890>>38081892I know I'm being awful, but I just wanted to spend more time with her and it hurts that she's pushing us away. Also, she's going to be going through all of these thoughts after we're gone, so I feel it's better for her to cry about it now while she still has a chance to apologize. She might descend into a pit of self-hatred while we're gone like she did after the pickaxe accident otherwise
>>38081884>>38081915If >>38081825's guess is correct, then she has nothing to apologize for. Add two and two and two: it's usually a bad idea to spend more time in coma than you have to (you are not guaranteed to wake up at all if you like it in here), and she knows that we're too hooked on her to kill ourselves on our own free will, and she's the one responsible for accidentally dragging us into this white soul trap in the first place. She's trying to save your life at the cost of her own happiness. Normally I'm all for being grouchy-judgy with cute ponies, but your judgement appears to be somewhat flawed.
>>38081915So you decide to hit her with guilt because you are butthurt she wanted to help you? Don't you think it would have been better to go with something like "I'll miss you, I wish I could spent more time with you, but you are just doing what you have to. Please don't feel bad, because I don't." She wouldn't even have to apologies if you weren't such a tit. >She might descend into a pit of self-hatred while we're goneHaven't you just assured that? Damn zigga, think about someone else for once instead of lashing out like a child and throwing a fit out of spite. Nothing hurts more than to be attacked by someone you love. Think, Anon. You emotional autist.
>>38081884>>38081915The leap in logic between these two posts is incredible. Gaslighting her into thinking that it's all her fault, and that she should apologize, is sure to do wonders for her, anon. I'm sure all it would take is a hug and a cuddle to fix her!Seriously, what the fuck? The only thing you'd accomplish by doing this is making her MORE self-hating.>>38081845I'm sorry, it was just a bad joke. This whole situation is getting to me, Immy.
I should never have made that post.
>>38081845Of course, but I trust whatever the master gives us. That was an observation, not blame! Don't take that the wrong way!>>38081884I swear if OP still picks this post to incorporate into the cyoa, despite all the replies to the contrary...
>>38081884OP deliberating on whether including this post would be funnier than not doing it.
Every second gone by without another post from the little pony is like years. Is this what it was like for her when we were gone? Are we like the CYOA to the little pony? Is that why we just were one day? Is that why the things we say effect her so much, just the way the little pony would effect the emotions of an autist on the internet? Oh man, this is too meta.
GOD DAMMIT ANON
>>38082317Oh shit, did we trigger some kind of PTSD?Did she die as a filly because of drug-related issues? Such as junkie parents abusing her literally to death. Or alternatively, a homeless/orphan life spiralling into addiction leading to a brief stint of living in a feverish delusion followed by the child body easily ODing.Another idea is that maybe there's some kind of relationship between her modified state (tiny pupils) and drugs? Is it possible to have an addiction problem in voidland? This is a bit of a crapshoot, though.I'm also a bit scared because it seems Imareginary may or may not be able to read inside spoilers, based on past responses. Still, I think this bears discussion. I hope she either can't read them reliably, or she's too out of it to pay attention.>also >>38081910 and >>38081912 included in the backgroundOh fuck, unless OP is just including every single post just because.If we actually have that kind of power, let's say the drug is aspirin or something! There, if that's what's happening, crisis averted. (And if not, no harm done.)
>>38082317Don't cry, please...
>>38082317Oh god oh jeez I'm sorry ImareginaryI don't ever want to leave, even if it means I'll have to eat nothing but potatoes and omelettes to the end of timeI actually like potatoes
>>38082317Are you okay?
>>38082892Of course not. It is all too much for her.
Yes, The drug is hugs.
Another CYOA ruined thanks to one faggot just like cross the boops and the wire
>>38083648>the wireeven if fatelocked is going again, i still wanna strangle the dumb motherfucker that decided to touch the wires
>>38082317I thought she didn't know what drugs were? Said as much earlier.Scratch behind the mares ears, let her take as long as she needs.
>>38081825Are you happy now?
>>38083648I love the use of "touching the wire" and stuff to indicate fucking up royally like a complete idiot. If I were that Anon, I would have felt like absolute shit when it happened, but I would take some solace in knowing that I made a lasting change in board culture, especially know that it's back. And thank God it is.Anyway, don't forget that egg is the man in charge.
>>38083788I've already said I'm not.I'll probably just abstain from cyoas from now on.
>>38083834Yes, hi, I'm here. I hopped in that thread, saw a post with no replies, and replied with the first thing that came to mind just so there's at least one reply. As an author myself I know that nothing is worse than getting no attention whatsoever. Combine that with a string (get it?) of bad luck and here we are. I didn't really feel like absolute shit because the quest's author made it clear that the quest will end in death.
>>38084167https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37788204/#37804632 Pay attention to the timeframes between posts.
>>38084210I don't get it.
>>38084288Op's were usually ~15-20 minutes between each post so there was enough time to veto idiots. "Grab the strings" happened in a 7 minute period with op's response being made in 2 after.
>>38084321Ah. I see.That seems pretty shit. Why'd that happen?
>>38084339So sayeth the dice. Amen.
>>38082317Stroke her mane to calm her down until shes stopped crying.
>>38082391>>38082747>>38082760>>38082892>>38083786>>38085009>You tried to talk to her>Silent.>You tried to reached up and pet her>...>You can't move>You can't move.>You can't do anything.>You can't keep your eyes open.>Your vision starts to blur.>Was it really drug?>Or was it something else.
>>38085287Whee into the darkness we fadeMy other theory is that she wanted to maybe kill herself, poisoned a cup, and realised too late that she let us tale the wrong one?Maybe after all that happened, she wanted to send us away so we wouldn't have to watch it and so we "woke up" and then, alone once more, she could peacefully poison herself.
>>38085287Might be waking up, use all our remaining strength to kiss her.Kiss her, right on her forehead.
>>38085287I'll be back, sweetie, just you wait and see.
>>38085298>>38085332>You tried your best and..>Kissed her forehead>She is now aware of what's happening>"...">"I'm sorry, I..">"I didn't know sleeping pills was a type of drugs">"I don't want to lose you again">"Please.. Just open your eyes">"Anon..">She finally accepted the situation >She hugs you>>38085365>"I'll miss you." She said under her breath>You start to lose consciousness
>>38085411take off my pants
>>38085411Might as well start masturbating.
>>38085411Let's go annoy that unicorn that was trying to wake us.
>>38085435Just ignore them.Derailers.
>>38085411Fear not, I shall become legendary for the world's first, double nap.Pass out and hope we bring her with us.
>>38085436Nah, we need her help, Imareginary is clearly trapped in some kind of limbo. We need to figure out how to get her out of a coma so we can give her all the hugs, bring her back from the dead so we can give her all the hugs, or help her move on to pony heaven where we can join her to give her all the hugs.
>>38085448That's what I meant by "annoy"She will be enlisted in our crusade to save this lonely pony.
>>38085435enter the dreamscape and reach out
>>38085453forget about the lonely pony
>>38085411they weren't sleeping pills...
Where TTRPGs have murderhobos CYOAs have sexhobos.
>>38085435Masturbation is good for you.
>>38085466Do you know what happens when you overdose on sleeping pills?
>>38085411can I feel her flank before I fully lose consciousness?
>>38085471you have a really good night sleep
create a tulpa
it turns out we were in the metaverse the entire time, time to wake up from it
>>38085411Start lucid dreaming about her
>>38085474No, your brain literally slows and as a result your organs stop functioning enough to keep you alive.In this particular case though we'll just wake up instead.
>>38083648Ruining quests is fun.
>>38085498sounds like the perfect night of sleep to me
>>38083648sounds based to me
>>38085411When she passes out from the anxiety/depression you will both be asleep, there's your opportunity to communicate
>>38085411are we off to pone hell?
>>38085411tell her "pee pee poo poo"
>>38085525>return to her>she has done nothing but summon pee pee and poo poo the entire time you were gone>the entire white realm is now brown and yellow>inb4 immigration jokes
>>38085423>>38085425>>38085428>>38085436>>38085442>>38085447>>38085455>>38085466>>38085469>>38085473>>38085486>>38085489>>38085507>>38085510>>38085525>You tried to do something, anything>But you're already unconscious>You felt her tears fall one last time>Before drifting into nothingness
>>38085638This is still somehow sparklebutt's fault.
>>38085638Cool what do I reincarnate to?
>>38085682Undoubtedly.Will still forgive her for it though.
>>38085638Cool where’s the gates to heaven?
>>38085638PEE PEE POO POO
>>38085687>>38085691Read the thread.
>Unlike last time, you regain your vision very quick>"Ah ! Anon, you're finally awake" A familiar voice called out>...>What even is that?>>38085687>>38085691>"Anon, you're not dead" The purple unicorn explained>>38085682>"Wh-">"Hey! It's not my fault you keep wanting to swim near Saddle Lake">"And 'accidentally' DROWN !">"Normally ponies take like, 5 minutes to wake up!">"I guess humans are just very fragile"
>>38085800Twilight... why are you made of paper?
>>38085800Are you prepared for the consequences Twi?
>>38085800A GHOST RUN FAGGOTS RUN
>>38085800you white women like this
>>38085800May I have sex with you twilight? Please?
>>38085800FUCK YOU TWILIGHT OUTTA MY WAYI GOT A FILLY TO SAVE
>>38085819She can help
>>38085822No I’m going it alone. Fuck paper horse
>>38085800please don’t hurt me ghost sparkle
>>38085825We don't have magic?And she has access to or knows where to find the appropriate information.
>>38085807>>38085810>>38085814>>38085828>"..What are you talking about?">She looks at her own hoof and hit herself lightly>"I'm clearly purple and real">"Something is wrong with your vision, Anon">>38085809>>38085817>"What? And no.">>38085819>"You need rest!">"Who?"
>>38085800Pick up the pony and lift her over our head.Then you'll fix this, you're magic right? We need some serious magic right now and right quick. We have a pony to save, I'm calling in all the bullshit favors I've saved up from all your magic experiments or from helping you or something... Fuck it, I'll give you advanced backscratcher technology, it's better than magic. Gather your gaggle of goofy gals and grab that stripped chick from the forest. We're off to do some black magic.
>>38085848is this just going to ramp up to more and more suicidal antics so we have to leave her less often?Cause I am fuckin' IN
>>38085848No my vision is fine. If anything my brains just broken.
>>38085848As it was your fault we ended up in that state, you are going to help us save the ghost filly stuck in the void between life and death.
>>38085848A mare who had the cajones to drug me and accidentally brained me with a pickaxe. Quick explanation, there is another completely white dimension and there is mare trapped there.You like saving ponies and doing weird magic stuff right? It gets you off or something, trust me it's about to get wild. Time is of the essence though, time I'd dilated here or speed up there. A year can pass in the blink of an eye. I'll... I'll teach you human magic?
>>38085858>"..Yeah? I'm magic- But">>38085860>"What are you talking about?">>38085861>>38085878>"The void between life and death??">"Anon, you're confusing me">>38085885>"N-No? You were laying here the whole time, and I doubt you have magic, Anon">"You know what, whatever">"I'll help you, just calm down">"Starting over, what happend?"Tell Twilight Sparkle the story, one sentence at a time ! End the story with "Purple shit".
>>38085987So, first we woke up in a void in full monkey mode.
>>38085987>>38085992We saw this mare who was small and cute.
>>38085996I hate ziggers.
>>38085987>>38085996We of course did the proper thing and chased her.
>>38086004And we sexually molested her
>>38086006PEE PEE POO POO ME TWILIGHT
>>38086008kek too late
>>38086006Only if you count brushing her mane.
>>38086013That’s a very lewd act.
>>38086012Not too late. There is no period in "Purple shit", therefore it is not over until I have saidPurple shit
I want to shit on the Purple Shit
ziggers tongue my anusPurple shit
>>38085987Fuck it this is taking too long.Twilight Sparkle. You're coming with me.Carry her football style and try make our way out of this hospital while explaining things, multi task and save some time.
>>38085987>>38085992>>38085996>>38086004She is trapped there and cannot leave.
>>38086066I may be retarded, have never done this before.>>>38086021>>>38086021>>>38086021
>>38086068You aren't retarded.Just an egg
>>38085800>>"Ah ! Anon, you're finally awake"I was not, in fact, trying to cross the border