>unusually lively and lovely for what she was designed for>but is just used as a package design for a fucking macaroni cheese dinner>barely anyone noticed her>no world was established for her to live in>will be forever forgotten
>>37680432>ywn eat macaroni with her
>>37680432We noticed her, anon.Even if nobody else loves her, we do.
>>37680442>>37680451>still seeing pictures of my basement floor months laterweird feeling. i will never forget her. i never forget cute mares. also i wont forget her because i never went anywhere with the /bootleg/ story and the text file stares at me every time i boot my computer. >feeling bad for hurting the feelings of an imaginary unicorn because you didnt write her story.
>>37680690Write my story anon
That's just Rarity. She's fallen on hard times recently and has to model for mac & cheese box art to make end's meet. She's covered her cutie mark with white makeup so she won't be recognized, but trust me, that's her.
Someone needs to do this with the macaroni poni.
>>37680731Cute horsie. Id eat her cereal.
>>37680731That one got some art
>>37680776That's lucky charms, anon, not unirings.Though the mares might be related
>>37680690i dont remember this mare getting something in bootleg, maybe youre thinking about the cereal pony? >>37680731>>37680776thats a different cereal sister friend
>>37680432wife and I say this in a grocery store the other day. Should've bought a package.
>>37680442Princess of Pasta
>>37680842I think you mean Princess Cheeselestia
>>37680853Ruler of Macquestria?
>>37680432>>37680442>>37680451Man, stuff like this always makes me feel sad too for stupid reasons. It's just random marketing and I shouldn't care. It's the smiling face on something that is otherwise pretty depressing that does it. Instant mac is a lonely food. I don't like the association of this bright happy unicorn with that sad reality.
>>37681008>Instant mac is a lonely food.That's actually interesting. There seems to be a culture thing, a big stigma to it that I'm not that aware of. For me it's just some processed junk food that I might keep in the cabinet for times I run out of food and I temporarily can't get some for some reason. So in my case no strong feelings towards it at all. The mare is really cute though and that sort of marketing almost makes me buy it. I guess they did a really great job there then.
>>37681008I feel the same way you do. Not so much that there's anything wrong with mac and cheese, but because someone came up with that unicorn on the box and her life will be unfulfilled; there will be no stories written about her and she will end up in the trash as soon as the macaroni is poured out of the box. Best case scenario here is that her image manipulated you into buying that box vs. the one on the shelf next to it. It feels dirty.
>>37680442>>37680731That's it. We need to launch a rescue mission to save the marketing mares.
>>37681213Imagine rescuing all those marketing mares and then making an animated series with them in it where they talk about their former life as exploited throw-away promobitches
Don't get me started on all those shitty phone games that have mares in them no one will remember...
>>37681213>Operation Market Mareden
>>37681244post more phonepones
>>37680432>>37680442>>37680451I think she is lovely and I would hold her hoof
>>37681360>>37681244is this really just horse AJ and Rarity?
>>37681393What do you expect... There's no creativity to be found in the phone app/game market.Still cute mares though.
>>37681398well it looks like >>37681382 this is from the same game which arent just the mane6 as horses
>>37681332seems to be official but still, lol
>>37681008>Instant mac is a lonely food.And she makes happy lot's of lonely people like you with her tasty food, that's beautiful.
>>37681382Damn, I dont know any of them would do, anyone of them will make me happy
>>37681467dry ice pony?
>>37681420>Dash looks like Armin at a pride parade>Flootershai looks nice>Twilight looks like she only finished styling one side of her mane>AJ literally just has her normal hairIt's fucking perfect.
>>37681236I just want to make them happy.
>>37680432Food ponies usually have the saddest tales.
>>37681467>>37681472>>37681475>>37681484>>37681488>>37681494Those are looking like Mia and Me unicorns.
>>37682661Not a game, just an animation, Nonny.Original version with dialogue and no sound: https://u.smutty.horse/mdpvqqpuofj.webmFinal version with dialogue and sound: https://u.smutty.horse/mdpvrdkfiak.webmExtended version with no dialogue or sound: https://u.smutty.horse/mdpvrnfexph.webmWatch at your peril, though, unless the thought of a succuhorse stealing your soul sounds seductive.
>>37680432Here's a sadder mare>Also will be forgotten>Is poorly drawn>Her purpose of existence is to beat another mare in a 'who's sadder' contest
>>37682433>>37682442Nebel means fog in German, so yeahFOG UNICORNS!
>>37681467>>37683113>sitting on a picnic blanket outside on a cold foggy morning with a couple steaming mugs of coffee>grab one while fogicorn coalesces lying down behind you like a warm, impromptu backrest and takes the other>ease gently against her and twirl her misty mane with your free hand while you enjoy the morning together
>>37682605because they are
Moar marketing mares
>>37680432what is this? Anon's home for imaginary mares?
>>37684312HEY! They're real in my mind!
>>37682495>squash soup dipping bowlDamn
alright how do we help these mares
>>37686218We hold onto their memory, and make what arts of them we may the better to preserve it.
>>37684312pic>>37680690I found your green for the macaronimare, but you should bin it so you can continue it
>>37681472>A FUCKING LEAF
>>37682764>mfw that animation
>>37680731>>37680776>>37681626My lord she is so precious>>37681360cute HOOFA>>37681420Holy shit is this real?
>>37681360In case someone is wondering what it says:>She needs new horseshoes!
>>37690644>that facemust be some good shit in that crap
>>37682764>crotch teats>horseface>human vagina jesus christ how disgusting
>>37693157I agreeThe teats were so broad and flat they looked like pecs.It was a very butch and masculine looking mare.
>>37680432>>37680442I like her design. She reminds me of Potion Nova and Starlight.
>>37693157>good>good>what the fuck
>>37684312We are saving the mares.
>>37696974very schloppyand schlurpy
>>37698883that comes later
>>37680442Unicorn Shapes, seems like a generic name but she can make anything into the shape of a unicorn. Even macaroni.What's her cutie mark look like?
>>37680442>>37680432>>37680451This shouldn't give me feels...
love the mares
>>37682764I prefer the succubus t-rex animation, personally.
>>37698986>What's her cutie mark look like?A cease and desist letter
>>37698986>What's her cutie mark look like?a macaroni
I wonder if that certain Canadian reacts on some of these.
>>37701394I mean apart from the macaroni there's also even cheese involved after all