Goodnight sweet prince
Holy fuck he actually died
actually real holy fuckF? S?
I guess he wasn't supercharged enough
He's in Sheol now
>>37673676Wonder how much this effects MLP.
>>37673676>inb4 CEO of CanterlogicGoodnight sweet prince /)
>>37673676What the fuck holy shit
May he supercharge in Heaven now
>>37673676Man, I knew G5 was shit, but I didn't think it could actually kill people.
He didn't heed CWC's warning and now he's dead.
>>37673676Assad curse strikes again
I hope Chris will rule Hasbro now.
Wonder which member of the tribe will take his place?
>11th anniversary of MLP happens>Hasbro CEO admitted to hospital>2 days later he fucking diesThis shit's wack, man
>>37673748what the fuck that's true
Will he go to equestria?
>>37673769Couldn't take a such a direct dose of autism.
>>37673769>Hasbro CEO dies on the anniversary of G4's deathOnly proof that FiM was Hasbro's Magnum Opus
>>37673780>Goldner goes to Equestria>Rises again>Proclaims G4 is the true Equestria, cancels G5 and revives G4 starting at Season 7/the movie
He was fully charged and could finally cross the multiverse.He's with mares now.
>>37673676Our girls finally got revenge. He deserves it for his transgressions.
>>37673676Hero or villain, our world would have been very different without him.May he rest in peace, and may God be with his family.F
>>37673795>>37673784CWC claimed that horrible things will happen to Hasbro if they don't make 5 more seasons of FiM
>>37673676That's what happens when you ruin something people care about
>>37673748>>37673816holy shit it's happening
>>37673816chris chan killed sunny's dad and shes pissed
Did he die of chinkypox?
>>37673748No way thats legit. >>37673780Greedy CEOs don't no. He probably hated FIM.
Bronyfags killed another oneWhen will this board be shut down for terrorism?
>>37673676>spineless shareholder stoogeI won't press S, but I don't have to press F either.
>Chris promises that things will "get metaphysical" if G5 doesnt get cancelled and G4 doesnt get more seasons>FiM gets 11th anniversary, Hasbro CEO fucking diesits happening
>>37673676He probably kms'd over guilt for giving the greatest living artist of our lifetime a miscarriage and slaughtering the company's golden goose
>>37673748>>37673816This is the kind of meme magic that keeps me alive.ZOOMED WORDS
>>37673875The guy who directed the 2017 movie
>>37673846>already had a weak immune system due to cancer treatments>probably got jabbedGot what he deserved.
>FiM’s 11th anniversary>don’t feel well>take off>die
>>37673780Nah, he will go to pony hellwhere all the pony succubi are
>>37673854This. It's kinda sad because on the investor livestream he really did look sick and tired.
>>37673676>tried to stay awake for the entire anni stream but couldn't handle it
>>37673676FThank you for FIM.
>>37673676Looks like he /SUPERCHARGE'd/ himself off of this ride. F.
>>37673676He beat me in my race to die of cancer lmao
>>37673764>Nu-Wizards of the cucksyikes!
>>37673932I hope you're doing well anon.
>>37673676He just didn't achieve as much in life as I have, and that's perfectly okay
>>37673915This has to be bait.
IT SAID IN THE STREAM TO NOT TAKE ENTIRE SHOTS BUT ONLY SIPSGODDAMNIT
>>37673676Fuck Hasbro and this fucking greedy faggot. Rest in peace
>>37673796Why not Season 9?
>>37673676For every person who dies in this world, even to my enemies I hope they go to their own Equestria, find their beloved mare and have a happy eternity
>dumb fucking robot jew CEO>wasted his life grinding up third worlders in his shitty plastic toy factory>corporate "smart-thinker" responsible for making the "right" decisions with the MLP ipSSS
>>37673963Fuck season 9
>>37673676How big was his involvement into G4's affairs? If he was responsible for all the terrible decisions then S.
>>37673676Why did Brian Goldner think it was a good idea to not retcon twilicorn?
>>37673971he greenlit G4
>>37673969It was a good Season and had an amazing ending.
>>37673978Not really, he geeenlit a new mlp genThis guy also geeenlit g5 dont forget I guarantee he felt no different "greenlighting" g4 than he did for g5
>>37673943>Liking fim is bait
>>37673986The only redeeming value it had was it gave us Luster Dawn and canonical Starlight fucked Sunburst
>>37673780>responsible for letting Faust and Larson go and replacing them with Miller and Haber Fuck no. The cunt is burning in hell.
>>37673987>This guy also geeenlit g5 dont forgetThanks? I was wondering, good call
>>37673676RIPMr Big Boss Man hope you find peace wherever you may end up
>>37673994Actually, McCarthy is responsible for haberShe was even responsible for approving giving him a massive raise on season 9 "taking the funds from other areas of the budget" (away from the show) after declining to give Larson a raise
>>37674005He didn't make it to 60
Is this the ceo of hasbro I heard he died
So, who are we going after next? Maybe we can ask /x/ to astral project for us or cast some curses to speed up the process?
>>37673993>Starlight fucked SunburstNice joke. The only cannon pairing of the main characters is pinkie pie.
what a shame. what a rotten way to die.
He chose to revive the dead MLP with G4, and finally allowed it to be mercy killed after many chances to right itself and greenlit a new gen.
>>37673676I didn't even know he was sick.You know now he's probably up in Heaven now, supercharging portfolios with St. Peter. Or, maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh and the agonies of the damned never cease.Either way, he'll be missed.
>>37674022I'd give anything to see Haber and Jim dying in pain and suffering.
>>37674033>I didn't even know he was sick.he had cancer ever since 2014
>>37674034>Incel hands typed this.
>>37674042>gen-z hands mobileposted this
Rich Stoddart is going to make ponies real.
>>37674033missed? for what? whe wasn't some figure like video game directors, he was the book definition of a business man. Im not saying he should have died but saying people in the fandom will miss him is dumb and kind of disrespectful to his family and friends. Or maybe you meant that in the first place, in that case disregard everything i said.
RIP to a real one. Supercharging God's blueprint in the sky.
What if the new CEO will be a secret horsefucker and revive G4?
So sad (not really)
>>37674050any background on him as far as i can dig up he was part of eone and not much else
At least he brought us memes
>>37673992He isn't responsible for FiM, you mongrel. Only happened to be the top jew in charge of hasbro for the duration of it, he may not have been directly responsible for all the bad decisions that destroyed FiM, but he's still just another greasy corporate hack, the type to take a creator's vision and destroy it.
>>37674050Quick rundown on Rick?
>>37674034They certainly have sinned enough to deserve it
>>37674033I still miss Norm
>>37674072No, you’re an entitled Brony.
>>37674050He looks kinda bogged
>>37674073Paul Newmare told me "you never get over it".
This is your new CEO. Say hello.
>>37674081>>37674096What the fuck, his face looks photoshopped
>>37674096Yeah, I'm shorting HAS first thing tomorrow morning.
>>37674096hello new supreme chairman of Hasbro! its been an honor to serve you我不服
Y'all do know mlp is hasbro lowest priority? It's like Nintendo star fox. Pepa pig, pj mask, transformer, monopoly and potato head are more important.
>>37674081>>37674096I'm not sure I have ever seen a man who looked more like a pedophile.
So, we crossposting with /toy/ now?
>>37674096>he comes pre-bogged for our convenienceI can't tell if this is a good or a bad thing
>>37674111hey nigger guess what...its still their own IP
>>37674041Prostate cancer if you wanted to know
>>37674111Dude, MLP is one of Hasbro's biggest money makers along with Transformers, NERF, Monopoly, and MTG
>>37673816>Americans elect a pedo sniffer, shortages, plagues, economical crisis, international tensions...The autism prophet tried to warn us but we didn't listen to him, now our destiny is sealed
he wasn't looking too good back during the investors conference, so this is why RIP
>>37674142In the investor meeting they rarely talk about it. It took hours to have 2 minutes of mlp.
>>37673855>things will "get metaphysical"so Equestria and our world will merge? we will have a chance to taste mare ponut?
>>37674142Hasbro literally dedicated less than one minute to MLP in the two hour investor call about their current toy lineup. And even then they put it in the "toddler and preschooler" category. They would be happy to forget about MLP entirely.
>>37673676Rip big man
>>37674172On one hand, wasn't CWC talking about a dimensional merge? But then on the other, he says G5 is a bad thing, and the timeline will plunge into chaos. The timeline merge could well be fucked now.
His death has no consequence for MLP.his death probably means nothing, there are enough same mindless corporate puppets who act 100% the same as this old fart did before, to replace him.
>>37674168>>37674177Never forget these people sent their lawyers and shut down our biggest projects just because they hate our guts and want to see us dead and gone. You can commend them for individual actions, but these people are evil to the core.
>>37674192>sent their lawyers and shut down our biggest projects>evilthat's just copyright anon
>>37673676They're all going to sleep now G5 is out
>>37674063they already did, it's called G5 and mane6 are still part of it
>>37674199Sleep tight, Chris
>>37673676FEveryone except trannies deserves to get to Equestria
>>37674081>>37674096he doesn't look human
>>37674199Sleep tight, Chris.
>>37674111>Pepa pig, pj mask,who the fuck are those? MLP is a more powerful brand
>>37673719Short term will probably effect nothing. Everything thats already far enough in the pipeline for G5 will get finished. Long term is harder to say. It really depends on who ends up being his replacement.Since the CEO was removed due to force majeure rather than being fired, the expectation of investors will be to hire someone that keeps the ship steady rather than make radical changes.
>>37674182>he says G5 is a bad thingwell in g5 everycreature is separated, even the ponies, as long as I can survive with a cute mare at my side sounds good to me I want to live in a world where anons live happily with their mares
>>37674225By volume, Hasbro are fabricating almost only peppa pig and pj mask toys anymore, even compared to all their other franchises, which themselves are a bigger focus for them than MLP.
>>37673676Should've seen him on cnbc the other day, looked like a fucking ghoul https://www.cnbc.com/video/2021/07/26/hasbro-ceo-rising-covid-cases-impacts-our-production.html
>>37673880No, he's a producer with Stephen Davis for the 2017 movie.
>>37674247No but the point is he says G5 will bring about chaos and so G5 must be cancelled. As in G5 being released as a product is a bad thing, not that G5 has a bad plotline or whatever.
>>37673971>>37673972It's Goldner, Davis, Vogel and McCarthy are responsible for Twilicorn.
>>37674253what the fuck
>>37674265i doubt goldner even knew twilicorn was happening
>>37674266he looks even worse than the from the investors conference and he was still chugging on as CEO jesus christ
>>37674137That was his punishment for Twilicorn and EQG.
>>37674308So he died in hell in Tartarus.
>>37673846>>37673886No, it was prostate cancer.
>>37674176>they put it in the "toddler and preschooler"If I recall mlp was separated from toddler show.
>>37674096Looks like basedjack
>>37674096Look like these wojak that /v/ use to shitpost
>>37673816HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>37674096he looks like someone gave a garden gnome a makeover
>>37674394It's definitely a 60yo coomer face.
>>37674463Well, at least this one will not die by prostate cancer
>>37674096Are you ready for Hasbro stocks to JUST?
Would it be disrespectful to keep this man's distorted face as my profile image?
>>37674529Who cares, it's just some random exec. You should change it to a pony though.
>>37674541>CEO of Hasbro>Just some random exec
>>37674529It would be disrespectful to not mention horsefucker wizards who casted prostate cancer on him.
>>37674561New CEO, old CEO, same CEO.
>>37673769gimme a huUuUug man
>>37673942imagine having a car like this and still living in a house made out of wood
>>37673676Sweet dreams, man
>>37674687This isn't the anni thread you drunk piece of shit
>>37674096Something about his lips...
>>37674026>Starlight>Main characterNice joke
>>37674687>>37674734>>37674741It's the little things.
>>37674034Haber is doing Johnny Test slave labor, that is punishment enough.
>>37673709>Brian Goldner, has died, just two days after he took medical leave.He would have died on the anniversary of fim
Rolled 91 (1d100)dice 100 decides who is the new CEO
MODS PIN THIS
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>37674949anon
>>37674111MLP is their core brand, fuckboy.
>>37674176>And even then they put it in the "toddler and preschooler" category.They put it in "Core Kids" category, why you keep being retarded?
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>37674949Me
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>37674949Depoo
>>37674992I meant depooty as in sprout fuck fuck fuck
>>37674992ALL HAIL DEPOO.
>>37674992Is Depoo Pajeet?
>>37674997Sorry, they already wrote his name on the door.
>>37674992SUPERCHARGE MY COCK DEPOO
>>37674997>lost Maretime Bay>gained a multinational corporationhe's going to start singing how bad can I be
>>37673676Sticky when? What the fuck.FYou'll be supercharged with God now, senpai.
>>37675075>thin lipsI don't expect brains from this kind of shitpost, but come on.
>>37674096I couldn't help myself
>>37673917His ride clearly did.
>>37674992DO NOT REDEEM
>>37673676Requesting drawfags to create his pony form in equestria.
>>37675137What's the edit a reference to?
>>37675191Nothing, I made distorted edits of the Hasbro Execs in this thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36620265/#q36620265 so I thought I'd make one for our new overlord
>>37674992Lord Ganesha, do the needful and GRANT DEPOO YOUR STRENGTH.
>>37673798He went to Equestria to fuck your waifu
>>37674096Richard S. StoddartDo we like him?
>>37675302Well, his linkdn makes him look like a professional CEO that doesn't actually do anything of value, so who fucking knows.
>>37675320Good, less meddling is better.
>>37674096He looks like an earthworm that has dried up in the sun
>>37674096>>37675442G5 COOMERCHADS WE FUCKING WON!!!
>>37673942nice Lotus. I went to the stealership and all I got was this Sexually Transmitted Infection. >>37674073me too anon, me too.
>>37675442He's gonna supercharge the ass shots in mlp.
Members of the Hasbro Board of Directors and Hasbro Shareholders are lurking this thread right now.
>>37674449kek>>37674463I hope, at least will not attack the artists
>>37675483Are they look for a CEO?
>>37675570dear god my sides
>>37675483We already know they lurk our threads, ask the jannies to give copyright strikes to leaked content and try to make psyop or shill threads.
>>37674229That's sounds like something a logical person would do, but logical isn't a variable in business anymore.
>>37675651Considering Netflix's already payed to buy complete rights to G5 cartoons, they would have to compensate Netflix if they change their mind (i.e. losing money). They would never do that.
>>37674005Fuck. The dude was younger than I am.
>>37675570You gotta wonder if Brian the Balloon was actually named after Brian the CEO. It’s the sort of gag the writers would try to slip in.
>>37675483please dont make g5 suck and don't make it infected by American politics
>>37675760You’re the oldest here.
>>37675442SUPERCHARGE MY COOM, RICH!
>>37675760good to see an old clopper here Favorite pony?
>>37675760You're older than my dad, gramps. Did you remember to take your Metamucil and neck your mutual funds today, old man?
>>37675810make it gif and put anon there, this is how I want to be supercharged
>>37675817this, fuck wojaks
>>37674276That would make him a great leader of the company
>>37674485They already are because of g5, sadly this will be the excuse used by hasdrones rather than the truth, in typical fashion
>>37674276Now you'll never be able to call into the conference call, ask him about Twilicorn, and hear him reply with "Twila-what-now?"
>>37675760Any wisdom old man?
>>37675848If Twilicorn and EQG and Season 9 and Pony Life and G5 happen under your watch, you die
>>37675570This post made me WHEEEEZE fuck you I'm trying not to wake my roommates
>>37674022That 1 guy Vogelfag hated to death, Mike Vogel
Rest in peace. His last public statement was "we continue to Supercharge the Blueprint".
There wasn't enough power on this Earth to reach levels of supercharging needed, so he had to seek it elsewhere in the realm of the gods.
>>37675811Twilight Sparkle and Izzy Moonbow. Guess I got a thing for purple ponies.
>>37676200quite different personalities, I guess you like contrast
1923 - founded by three Hassenfeld Brothers1926 - Henry Hassenfeld (Henry Joseph Hassenfeld) "took charge"1943 - Henry Hassenfeld became CEO1960 - Henry Hassenfeld died at age 71 after spending at hospital for 1 day. Cause not given. (one of his daughers and his wife died 1-2 months prior)1960 - His son, Merrill Hassenfeld (Merrill Lloyd Meir Lieb Hassenfeld), "took over"1974 - Merrill Hassenfeld became CEO1979 - Merrill Hassenfeld died at age 61 from heart attack1980 - His son, Stephen Hassenfeld (Stephen David Hassenfeld) became CEO after minor drama (was resolved with Harold getting spun-off Empire Pencil)1989 - Stephen Hassenfeld was hospitalized for 4 weeks then died of pneumonia and cardiac arrest in 1989 at the age of 47 after quietly and privately battling AIDS since early 19871989 - His brother, Alan G. Hassenfeld, became CEO2008 - Alan Hassenfeld retired from being chairman to focus on philanthropy, still alive (aged 72 at 2021)2008 - Brian Goldner became CEO2015 - Brian Goldner became CEO&Chairman2021 - Brian Goldner died at age 58Correct me if I'm wrong, all those CEO, COO, Chairman are confusing.
>>37675478Did you bring Lightning Dust with you when you went?Captcha: WYDHX?
>>37674992Good morning sir Depoo
>>37675919Also McCarthyfag to death, Meghan McCarthy.>>37676300Also the Hassenfelds is also jewish from Poland and their part-Nazis.
>>37674199Sleep tight Chris
actually what the fuck is with these text to speech videos with like 10 to 100 viewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0T7R_gDV9A
>>37674992GOOD MORNING SIR
>>37673676Good night, sweet prince /)>>37674199Sleep tight, chris
>>37674096What are you plans today, Sir?
>>37673676RIP. Thanks for Fim.
>>37674266Why do some people’s prostates try to kill them?
>>37678045Cease this meme, he was just the CEO, not directly responsible for FiM. Thank Faust and the original crew for FiM.
>>37678052They didn't give them enough love and attention.Remember to show your prostate love today.
>>37678077As CEO he gave Faust and the original crew a chance to make FiM. I thank him for this.
>>37677132LMAOFUCKING DECIDE ALREADY, THEY CAN'T BE BOTH
>>37674172This isn't as good as people think. We want to get to Equestria, sure, but does Equestria deserve being sullied by having our terrible world merge with it?
>>37674189Th-the illusive man?
>>37678310you have a point I dont want our world corrupt Equestria
>>37673942>>37674616Because a Lotus Elise is only like $30k lol
>>37673676>G5 was so bad the CEO got cancer and died
>>37678577He got cancer some time before 2014.
>>37678586As I said, the cancer is from MLP 2.0 nuking their IP A great development brought to you by the mlp swamp
>>37678586There's an unironically decent chance he developed cancer around when Magical Mystery Cure aired. Twilicorn killed this man, may he rest peacefully.
>>37675442That would mean G5 would become BASED and coomer approved
>>37677132Take your meds, Thomas
>>37678577He had cancer since 2014 I think. So if anything, the aftermath of twilicorn and eqg gave him cancer.
>>37676300>being the boss of Hasbro is a literal poison chalice that will kill youHow did Alan avoid the curse?
>>37678098He probably just took whatever recommendation his underlings said and rubber stamped G4 with just a glance, I doubt he spent much time pondering the worth of Lauren's pitch for G4.
>>37678746Shut up! Freddy vs. Jason!
>>37679929egh, >"I'm only still living in this thing to fulfill contract obligations.."
>>37673769He didn't take enough mares.Remember to always take your mares anons
>>37679929God look at those pupils, no iris to be seen. Must've been tripping balls on some good psilocybin in his final days at least.
>>37673748He also has claimed he’s Jesus recently.
>Executive Producer for all the Transformers movies, plus the G5 movie>just a regular Producer for the G4 movieWhat was meant by this?
>>37680665Producers actually do work rather than just being a name to attach to the movie and get paid. So he was probably more involved with the MLP movie than Transformers.
>>37680699But I thought this guy didn't even know mlp existed
>>37673938He has cancer
>>37680734Yes, I caught it in 2013
>>37673676His smile is really unsettling, more like an animal baring its teeth as a warning
>>37673676Sad to hear. rip
>>37680942Are you winning?
>>37681050No I lost to the fag in OP's pic
>>37680709Oh dear, you've been listening to Anonymous, haven't you? That guy talks out his ass all the time, I should know.
>>37676810nah, but I do plan on doing some kind of pony cosmetics at some point.
>>37678577G5 is like the covid vaccine. he's already in weak shape after G4 twilicorn, G5 is just the final booster shot he needed to end his suffering
>>37674195>duhh copyright>meanwhile Valve has been 100% hands off with literally everything and even allows modders to create games from leaked valve source code and puts them on fucking steamand then we have hasbro CNDing fan animations because uhhhhhhh
>>37682386It’s a kids brand.
>>37682386So... how the fuck FlamingoRich got permission for "first ever fan episode" from Hasbro? Was he lying about that?
>>37682386>CNDing fan animationsWhich ones? 'Cause there's a fuckton of them up right now, that have been for a decade. Hasbro's generally hands-off with fan stuff, except where it steps on their trademarks and shit. I guarantee you Valve would jump up your butt if you messed with their trademarks. Any company that wants to stay in business would.
>>37683810>revisionism: the postLurk more faggot.
>>37683886>lying: the post
>>37683886Just ignore the derpitard, no need to give him (you)s.
>>37673748FUCK. WE DIDN'T LISTEN.THE MERGE IS COMING.QUICK, LOCATE (YOU)R WAIFU'S COORDINATES SO YOU CAN GET HER FIRT.
>>37682386Remember when they destroyed that kids project she sent in and gave her a C&D?
>>37673709Holy shit, he looks absolutely devastated in that video.Reminds me of what Satoru Iwata looked like at the end of his life. Cancer eats everything.
Hasbro updated their site.Tracy Leinbach is now listed as Chair of the BoardRichard Stoddart is still an Interim CEO
>>37674199Sleep Tight Chris
>>37674111>transformers I'm actually a huge fan of that as well, and hasbro *was* trying to expand on the lore for a while. I hope they continue that with both franchises
>>37673748oh no my brain
> Brian Goldner diesWell that sucks. I have no real clue what he did, if he genuinely liked ponies, and or if he is even responsible for some of the woes in the fandom.But ehmm, sure, have a fancy F.May the next CEO really really like ponies and all that.
>>37678052They don't jerk off enough
>>37674264It could be cancelled eventually
>>37688793>May the next CEO really really like ponies and all that.hah as ifhave you seen his face?