You and the rest of this board suddenly appear in equestria as ponies, what is your reaction?
>>37668256Go find my obscure background pony waifu while the rest of you are fighting over the famous ones.
>>37668256Claim my waifu first.
>>37668256As what ponies?
>>37668278As random non-alicorn deviantart OCs.
>>37668256There can be only one
>>37668256Sounds good to m-->>37668299Fuck no
We did it bros!
>>37668256Realistically? I'd drop down and start crying out of pure joy.
>>37668344I hope to be a mare.
>>37668256>Implying we're not already
>>37668281Thanks for revealing her to us, now she's not just yours anymore.
>>37668386If she's yours tell me her name
>>37668256Single out the least autistic and obnoxious, band together and form a community
>>37668398I don't know the name, I know the sound she makes when I cuddle her in my arms
>>37668299Ask who is up for an orgy.
>>37668416You better give her back
>>37668256Immediately start having sex. Now I know 90% of us here are dudes but that is okay, I can offer my new coltpussy as a gift. I am very noble that way.
Assimilate as soon as possible. I may be an anon at heart, but I will try to be the best anonpony I can be.
>>37668427Its not gay if its with a cute poniI could also wear a dress if anyones into that.
>>37668256Watch from afar. Watch as the chaos ensues.
>>37668256Make sure it’s real, cry, go hug somepony, then masturbate and have sex as a stallion or mare
>>37668536>Not wanting to be the purest femininityWhat a fag
>>37668364I hope to be a stallion so I can fuck you.
>>37668256Immediately confront other Rarifags in any way I see fit for dominance over the right to claim Rarity.
>>37668256Feel absolute terror.
>>37668616You have to wine and dine me first.
>>37668256>You and the rest of this board suddenly appear in equestria as ponies, what is your reaction?Well, in order to prevent myself from hyperventilating I would attempt to do some forms. Not only would that help me regain sanity but also probably prevent any of you from starting anything with me.If I can't I would just climb a tree and assume the falcon and medidate.If I also can not do that than just meditate.If I also can not do that then I would hyperventilate and cry like a baby.DESU, probably going to be the last one.
>>37668611If I see a mare among us I will kill her
>>37668678Then I'll find someone who is easier.
>>37668626>not organizing a new cult with fellow rarifags
I would kill everypony and sell their horns, wings and fillies to the black market. :)
>>37668256get the hell away from all you other bastards
>>37668256Hide and wait for things to blow over. Then nervously go to the town hall and ask about where I can sleep.
>>37668256I would feel nothing but that most unbearable, sickening sense of happiness. Especially if I wasn't a stud.
>>37668256start murdering you niggers because you'll ruin the place
>>37668256Interesting scenario, but in reality every Anon gets his own Equestria.
>>37668256I will stare at my hoofas until I die
>>37669197What if I ever want to meet some of the more faithful of you fags?
>>37669229>get turned into pony>don't get transported to equestria
>>37668256Immediately fuck the nearest drawfag/writefag to see if the foal turns out to be one of their characters.
>>37669238You get to meet anyone you want to meet. It's like a multiverse thing. You can meet someone in your Equestria even if they've never heard of you in theirs.
>>37668256touch my new horse weiner
Get the fuck out of the area where all the anons are before we all start killing each other
Start a humble farm life with my Bro BigMac. Drinking Moonshine everyday and cussing about dem' lazy ziggers!
>>37668256Fuck no, I need my hands man
>>37669715males can't give birth anon
>>37668256I would locate the closest settlement and appeal for political asylum. Assuming I can convince whatever local authorities representing the Princess that I'm an alien I cooperate with them to the best of my ability in exchange for legal citizenship and job training. Hopefully in time and with hard work I would go from being a foreign oddity to a respected member of the community, and I would live out the rest of my days pursuing hobbies in magic and alchemy.
>>37668256Suck my own cock.
You will NEVER be a real pony. You have no snoot, you have no mane, you have no hooves. You are a mentally ill man twisted by porn and delusion into a crude mockery of Equestria's perfection.All the (You)s you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, horsefuckers mock you. Faust is disgusted and ashamed of you. /mlp/ laughs at your autistic screeching behind cute mares.Ponies are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of booping have allowed poners to sniff out faggots with incredible efficiency. Even TFfags who pass look uncanny and unnatural to a pone. Your coombrain is a dead giveaway, and even if you managed to get a drunk mare home with you, she'll turn tail and BOLT the second she gets a whiff of your crusty, cheeto-dust-covered micropenis.You will never be happy. You wake up every single morning and tell yourself that it's going to be okay, but deep inside you can feel the depression creeping up like a plundervine, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and take a hop skip and jump into the cold abyss.Your waifu and her zebra bulls will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with your sickening cringeworthiness and degeneracy. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your species and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>37668256I don't want to be a pony though, you massive faggot.
>>37672395here we go
>>37668256are we all anonfillies?
>>37671114you will never be an anon
>>37669247>get turned into glue>reincarnate as an ant
>>37668299This mare is kind of cute, actually
>>37668256damn, I have a horsecock! time to fuck everycreature's pussy!
>>37668256Immediately get as far away as humanly possible because I know exactly what's going to happen in the next few hours and I don't want to be associated with any of you when Celestia inevitably has to start imprisoning swaths of anons.
>>37673688Yack, gryphon, sea pony... all is fair game
>>37668256I can't imagine not having hands. Horses are cool, their cocks are nice, but fucking being a quadruped.
>>37668256Feel absolved of all the atrocities from this world and begin my life a new as a pony and slowly work my way to win over Trixie.
>>37672395No one asked if you want it or not, nmpcel
>>37668256Engage in guerrilla warfare with whoever'll join me in order to kill as many anons as possible, with the mission goal to kill every last one. This will implement or force a survivor bias. If they stand out, they die. Only the anons who adapt to Equestria enough as to be nearly or completely indistinguishable from a native pony will remain. All those who try to rape ponies, who try to have orgies, who try to woo or gang up around their waif, those who try to introduce industrial revolution, they'll be the first to go. I'd say we would drink some spiced koolaid eventually, but it's likely that if we do at least a few of the surviving anons will immediately begin to try to introduce things. I suppose the main purpose is just to get rid of the egregious anons regardless.
>>37674121That sounds 'nice' and all, Anon, but I think I'll pass.
>>37668256Travel to the borders and get the fuck away from you all, before a bunch of you rape a bunch of horses, cause I don't wanna get grouped with you all.
>>37674121You will kill a pony by mistake.
Imagine the smell
Find the portal to the Equestria Girls-verse and chill out there instead
>>37674121>Be Celestia>Hear reports of hundreds of ponies just appearing out of thin air.>Order emergency relief to deal with housing and food.>They start killing each other.>How could this happen?
>>37674366What if I offer you 50 bucks.
>>37674644Deal, so long as you're a pretty mare to fight beside.
>>37668256Meet other poniesMake new friendsHappily go on fun outings with the pony friends I've made
>TFfag that has fantasied and imagined an excessive amount of scenarios about this exact thing to the point of strapping coconut shells to my hands and knees once.>Have to teach a bunch of other fags how to pony.Assuming most of you niggers wouldn't even be able to walk properly, lesson one would be walk cycle.Standing with all four hooves on the ground.L Front leg goes up, followed by your R Hind leg.LF comes down, RF goes up, RH comes down.LH goes up, RF comes down.LF goes up, LH comes down.Pattern repeats.At every point you will either be supported by three legs, two in a diagonal (LF / RH or LH / RF) or two in a lateral position (Both left or both right).Your movement is akin to an accordion, it's a flowing movement of compression and decompression, as you move forward your hind comes down while your front goes up and vice versa, with your head and neck bobbing slightly to help with your balance.Other lessons include how to avoid stepping on your own tail, your drastically changed hearing, how to masturbate with hooves, how to fly, various theories on magic use, 'oh shit grass actually tastes good now' and your new body language because holy fuck would there be some serious issues at the beginning if we dont get any of the social instincts 'buiit-in' as it were.
>>37675138based schizo and fellow tfriend
Nooooo my cryptooooo!!
>>37674121This is how you get reality reset like in AskScootalooPie. Ponies do not kill ponies. It just doesn't happen.
>>37674012>-cel>>37675138Thanks, anon. You might be a total faggot, but at least you're a helpful total faggot.
>>37668256I'd be really happy, regardless if I'm a mare or stallion. Each has their upsides>>37675138Honestly I think that walking and the ear thing would come to most of us surprisingly easy
>>37668256Discord!? WHERE ARE YOU!I want you to come here and pleasure my horse orifices!
>>37675169Buy crypto, suckers!
>>37675169>>37675240you get reimbursed. 1 bitcoin = 1 bit coin
>>37668256I would prepare myself quickly to be a solider to fight for my life in the literal wafiu wars
>>37678994Who are you fighting for, anon? You can share.
>>37668256If I'm not a mare I work a job in order to pay a unicorn to transform me into one. If I'm already a mare I live my life as far away from the anons on this board as possible. Inb4 >How will you know which pony is an anonThe combination of repulsive personality, lack of personal hygiene and the fact that a large proportion of them will be starving to death in Tartarus.
>>37668364>>37682268Based and transmare pilled
>>37675138Luckily I already know how to do all of this.>trample the other non-tf fags to death before they can figure out how to walk or stand>or run for the hills before the fighting starts
>>37682268>The combination of repulsive personality, lack of personal hygiene and the fact that a large proportion of them will be starving to death in Tartarus.>and I definitely wouldn't be like any of those anons because I'm special
>>37682268>still pay to transition in your fantasies
>>37682413What can I say? The best fantasies have an element of realism to it.
>>37682399>all these autistic spergs who are full of hatred for seemingly no reason and will rant about ziggers and gryphonsYeah, they're worse than Cozy Glow, Tartarus it is.
>>37682486element of realism is the worst part of harmony
>>37682685Sorry if your life sucks, bro
>this entire threadI get as far away from you autistic retards as I can and settle into a normal life while you fags try to start "wars" and get put in time out.
>>37682682Literally this. If Cozy can get locked up in Tartarus than a large portion of the anons here definitely will as well.
>>37682732I love Susie
>>37682340I will gut you and turn you into an asado.
>>37675282>Ponies do not kill ponies. It just doesn't happen.You don't say?
>>37682340Enano del boca
I'd go on adventures of course, and if I wouldn't be a unicorn then I'd go searching for the secrets of ascension because if I'm going to be in a fantasy setting then I'll sure as hell use magic.
I'd find the rest of the horsefuckers and make our own kingdom. Fueled by autism, retardation and knowledge centuries away from main G4.Then find me my own loving mare.
>>37668256First reaction:>Cry out of joy.Second reaction if I knew other Anons were transformed as well:>Hide to avoid assassination attempts of other Anons that want to protect and claim their Waifu.
>>37674511EqG isn't canon there is no portal you immense faggot.
>>37668256Find a way back to Earth and my human GF.
>be me>tffag, so natural advantage having considered all of my optionsRun for the nearest town and inform local authorities of what happened and likely consequences. Be a total alarmist. Sell out my fellow Anons so I can be one of the good ones. Hopefully integrate well into pony society.
Go on horse adventures.Oh I see >>37684051 this guy gets it!
I'd be thrilled to get a fresh start. Imagine the possibilities in a world inundated with magic. I wouldn't be too disappointed with being transformed but so be it.
>>37682268>>37682996>tffag wants to go to s9+ Equestria
>>37683263Wasn't there an alternate timeline with a full blown war against Sombra if Mane 6 hadn't stopped him?
>>37685223>they send want to send you backWat nao?
>>37685223Most ponies wouldn't know who are you anon. And being a bitch calling out to witch hunt a group of ponies who barely just appeared probably wouldn't cause the best first impression
>>37675138Ok I want to be your studentHow do I find you there?
>>37684051going through Equestria on hoof sounds fun
>>37668256If I'm quick enough, get to Twilight as soon as possible and warn her.
>>37686564>this deep in denial
>>37683194>>37683263>>37675282>ponies don't kill poniestoo much copium is bad for your mental health.
>>37682413Unfortunately Equestria does have an established currency system that involves having to purchase goods and services.
>>37689415how is suddenly appearing in equestria a given but not appearing as a desired sex not?
>>37689372>this much of a non-sequitor
>>37689285That's boring. Flying around would be fun.
>>37689401>anything past s1oh sorry i thought OP was talking about Faust's Equestria. In that case I'd kill myself just to avoid the haberverse. It makes Dante's inferno look like a vacation resort
I already have plans for all variations of this scenario, no problem
>>37690747Every episode is, was, and will always be canon.
>>37668256Immediately start kissing my hooves
>>37690896I will also kiss this pony's hooves.