"Alright darling get in the truck, we have to deliver some cargo to the other side of the country."
>>37642473>high heels Ok but I'll drive.
>>37642473Okay but as you drive, you got give me road head.
>>37642479No offense, but why? Isn’t the point of hitchhiking not to drive yourself?>>37642487>the implicationsAbsolutely cringeworthy.
>>37642473Holy shit rarity is thinner than a fucking starving Ethiopian boy who spent 5 days straight running from child African warlords. Enjoy your skeletons
>>37642473rara would sneak drugs across airports not in an rv
>>37642473https://youtu.be/SJFWDo8AEacEAST BOUND AND DOWN
>>37642517>American hands wrote this post.
>>37642473Can I honk the horn?I've always wanted to do that
>>37642473Okay but as you drive, I wanna give you road head.
>>37642473What kind of cargo?>>37642517Yeah but then why don't you personally help those children?
>>37642473"Rarity I already told you that I'm not helping you ship a truck full of heroin across the country. My drug mule days are over after my run in with the Escobar gang in Juarez."
>>37642473>"Please let this be a normal field trip">"With Rarity? No way!"
>>37642473"Do you know the Rules of the Road, Rarity?"
>>37642473I want to fuck Rarity in the sleeper cab of an 18-wheeler truck.
>>37642648So I have to ear her out, right?
>>37643167Nah mon, wi need tuh smoke wid har.
>>37643218jamaican accent anon and rarity travel across the usa green when?
>>37642473cuz she got a fabulous convoyrockin through the nightc'mon fashion convoyain't she a beautiful sight
>>37642473>Rarity plays too much ETS2 and thinks she can be a trucker
>>37642473where's all the frilly decorations?
>>37643540Man I remember when all I did everyday was play Euro Truck Sim 2, man those were good times. Heard lots of great songs from the Euro Sim Radio
>>37642473shoo shoo lot lizard!
>>37643540ATS > ETS2though EqTS (Equestrian Truck Sim) is the best of them all
>>37642473>Rarity just graduated high school and wants to start her own boutique as soon as possible.>This requires a large startup fund, however, and she isn't looking forward to working years in jobs she hates just to actually begin her dream job.>So of course she decides to smuggle an RV full of drugs across the southern border for the Cartel so that she can start her business posthaste.>You're going with her to ensure she doesn't get raped, killed, and her head put on a spike.
>>37646484Rarity wouldn't play ATS, it's too "low class" for her, ETS2 in the other hand it's on europe so it's chiq
>>37642517She is slim, but in a good shape, you must be some extreme fatso if you think that's Ethiopian tier
>>37646514It's going to be hard for her to make money when she keeps dipping into the stash.
>>37646484Imagine having such a wrong opinion
>>37646514It'd be like that film
>>37648536looking good, love the seat cover and the black nail polish. How about a can of air freshener on the dash?
>>37646895i want rarity to VAXXMAXX me!
>>37648551black ice is the only option
>>37642473As long as I can watch you drive in high heels, I'll go anywhere.
>>37648729How about Passion ('Wild & Exotic')? That one would better match her seat cover.
>>37648536FAST FAST FAST
So what do you think the girls drive?
>>37646514I'd read it
>>37653935why is the car talking
>>37653935Dash with a motorcycle makes sense, Rarity would definitely drive a BMWAs for the rest I don't know
With how trucking is these days?Having rarity as my co-driver would be the thing that gets me back on the road.I miss the ham talk, but I'm not going back to that hell when I'm losing about half my pay with the bullshit surrounding it.
>>37653935>TwilightUnsure, probably something economical. Any boring FF V6 sedan, or maybe something electric.>Rainbow DashFord Mustang GT with the solid rear axle. No other sportcar fits her as well. >ApplejackChevrolet El Camino or Ford Ranchero would be cool, maybe a stepside pickup truck. Something with utility. >RarityFiat, Alfa Romeo, and Lancia are all good choices. but I think the best choice for her would be one of the new Alpine A110s. French, Luxurious, and Expensive. >Pinkie PieVolkwagen Micro Bus, Eurovan, maybe a Golf or Scirocco. Something kind of quirky, there are a lot of good options for her. >Fluttershy Something quiet. I was to say Prius but she might also need something with space for her animals. >Princess CelestiaRolls Royce, but she doesn't drive, she has a chauffer. >Princes LunaMaybe a Jaguar, maybe something sporty like a Mitsubishi Evo or Subaru STi. Something quirky, for sure.
>>37642473I've seen a porn video that has this pov
>>37656389Well with Covid I would guess there's less work? I don't know much about trucking, all I know is there was a school for it a block down from my old highschool
>>37642473I hope she lets me eat her pussy for the whole drive.
>>37642473jesus christ she's gonna starve to death
>>37658318is that a bad thing?
>>37642533Reminds me of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxvEOVnAzI
>>37658972Man old Simpsons was so good
>>37648551>Steel scent>Night sky scent
>>37653935Applejack IS a dumb hick. Intentional property damage like that is gonna put her into some big trouble.
>>37642473Why are there two transmission levers?
>>37662298High gearset and low gearset
>>37656354>Rarity is a BMWfagBut she isn't a turk
>>37658972I was just in the eurobeat thread, and that reminded me of this:https://youtu.be/78UZ0-Bb53E
>>37658308HA! There's even MORE work as supply lines are FUCKED from the slowdown and china imploding. Trucking is already getting back up, and I bet it's going to spike when either production starts being internal again, or the whole system collapses. >ports are swamped>Damand is getting higher cus christmasIt's a massive shitshow.
>>37653935Twilight would drive an average shitbox like Honda Civic, maybe an Si sedan or something that she can use to haul all her friends like a minivanFluttershy would drive either a Nissan Leaf, or a Kei Truck/van, always unmodified and well mantained despite the smellPinkie Pie would own something weird, like a Fiat Multipla, an Isuzu Vehicross, or a Subaru Brat, might be modified or notRainbow Dash could own only one kid of car and it is tryhard hatchbacks, like a Veloster N, Civic Type R, Focus RS or an Audi RS3, always with tryhard stickers, wrapped in matte baby blue and lightly modifiedRarity would own something fashionable even if not pratical, like a Fiat 500, a Mini Cooper or a Fiat 124 Roadster, either the classic or the new onesApplejack would either own an old truck inherited from Granny Smith or her parents, could be anything from a 50's Studebaker pickup to a mid 90's Ford, or a $500 dollar Ford Ranger she bought in an auction, in any case the truck is well mantained but has a lot of homemade modifications to itDerpy would drive a Twingo
>>37664406Wtf is that picture
>>37642473>inb4 she drives for SwiftSorry, I may not value my life very much, but I sure as shit ain't suicidal.
>>37665677Sure Wish I Finished Training
>>37665313>Fluttershy would drive either a Nissan LeafFuck, that makes sense
>>37642517This man is a heavy user of the Golden Arches
>>37653935Fluttershy - 2003 Volkswagen Beetle Turbo SPinkie Pie - 1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4Rarity - 2003 Lexus IS300AppleJack - 1970 Pontiac GTO 455 HOTwilight Sparkle - 2008 BMW M5 E60Sunset Shimmer - 1969 Ford Mustang Boss 429Rainbow Dash - 2010 Audi R8 V10
>>37669049>Pinkie Pie>1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4Really? Why is that your choice for her?
>>37667370How did I not notice that?
>>37663298I'd have thunk it'd be something like those japanese truckers that make their trucks look like it just robbed every casino in Las Vegas of their neon.
>>37673402Yeah like those
>>37669641Well what's yours?
>>37648536Actually there is a continuation of that
>>37642473Are you sure you can drive in those stilettos, Rarity?
>>37677128>>37677136Surely Rarity has a heavy foot, even in stilettos.
>>37677128>>37677136so now she's conducting tours over in London. Next thing you know she'll be driving that thing under the channel and visiting France.
>Rarity>a woman>driving manualL M A OM A O LA O L MO L M A
>>37642473So shitty art like this is what passes for a good thread starter now, huh?
>>37653935Alright lads, correct opinions coming through.>Twilight SparkleToyota Prius. She would never drive anything other than THE appliance car. It has 4 wheels, moves, is dependable, and has great fuel economy.>Applejack2nd Gen Ram 2500 Cummins. It's her work truck. It's absolutely beat to shit.>Rainbow DashAnything highly tuneable and cheap (VW Golf GTI, Infiniti G35, Nissan 350z, Honda Civic). She put a fartcan exhaust on it so she can keep everyone in the neighborhood awake.>RarityA used mid-2000s Mercedes E-Class. The peak of luxury and style.>PinkieShe carpools with Twilight most of the time. Uses her mom's Odyssey to drive friends around when she throws a party.>FluttershyKnowing nothing about cars, Dash recommended her a Subaru Impreza, and somehow Flutts got a WRX STI 5-speed rally-spec that she got the deal of a lifetime on because she was nice to the boomer who owned it. It is extremely fast, agile, loud, and powerful and she HATES IT.>Sunset ShimmerShe drives a squarebody F150. Don't ask me why, but it is THE perfect match for her. I don't know why.
>>37665313>Derpi would drive a TwingoWho wouldn't?
>>37669049Overall makes a lot of sense but>Pinkie Pie - 1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4I don't see the connection, she needs something more quirky and fun, like a rape van or a Mg Metro 6R4>Rainbow Dash - 2010 Audi R8 V10That absolutely doesn't work, Rainbow Dash is loud, agressive and a retard, she was made for a Lamborghini
>>37678972People with hearts of granite and no soul, i.e. germans
>>37642473>cars an shitrather have her pump my cock with her barefeet
>>37678938Absolutely agree with your Rarity choice
>>37653935Rainbow Dash - Honda CBR600 or Mid 2000s MustangRarity - Late 2000s - Early 2010s Mecedes C Class or Audi TT Fluttershy - Either a Vespa PX150 or a Volkswagen Beetle Pinkie Pie- Hard to say either a van of some kind or a Fiat 500AppleJack - Old Ford F150 or a Honda XT600Twilight: Hand me down late model Toyota Camry from her dadSunset: That car you see on craiglist with no plates busted to fuck for 200 buck, Dont ask dont tell >Pic related
>>37678431And a road rage issue
>>37642473Taking a road trip with my waifu is one of the comfiest things I've ever imagined in my life.
>>37682450>"THEY ALL SAID I'D BEST GIVE IT UP">"WHAT A FOOL, TO BELIEVE THEIR LIES!"
>>37642473>>37648536>YEAH I'M DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD!>AND THERE'S A TRUCK IM GONNA FLIP 'EM OFF!>THERE COMES A TOLL BOOTH!>LET ME MOVE MY HAND SO I CAN ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW!
Rarity and the Bandit
>>37677128So, it seems that Rarity broke the rev limiter.
>>37677128Why she British?
>>37642473>Getting in a trucker's vehicleno thanks I don't wanna get murdered'Specially not by no dame
>>37686677Because she is Rariposh
>>37686677 >>37688517>inb4 secretly a brit from oop norf, but tries to hide it
I don't care for vehicles, but I'd gladly ride a truck across the country with a cute mare
>>37688625How far up North though?
>>37687931She's sleeping in the cabin
>>37691687This looks ominously lewd
>>37689531Far enough for Rarara to be mortified when she accidentally slips into that "vile ruffian accent".>ywn help Rarity become comfortable with her rough origin>ywn engage in friendly bantz with her while delivering stuff all over the country>ywn be affectionately called a daft cunt
>>37688625You inspired me to make this abomination
>>37692782F0kin beautiful m8.>Rares is, in fact, a football fan, or soccer as the colonies call it>she keeps that unladylike part of her well-hidden however>though she can chant "Two world wars and one world cup!" with the best of them
>>37691694It's got a real 70s porn vibe to it
>>37669049>Rarity - 2003 Lexus IS300Rarity isn't brown, and she isn't a zoomer.