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"Alright darling get in the truck, we have to deliver some cargo to the other side of the country."
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>>37642473
>high heels
Ok but I'll drive.
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>>37642473
Okay but as you drive, you got give me road head.
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>>37642479
No offense, but why? Isn’t the point of hitchhiking not to drive yourself?
>>37642487
>the implications
Absolutely cringeworthy.
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>>37642473
Holy shit rarity is thinner than a fucking starving Ethiopian boy who spent 5 days straight running from child African warlords. Enjoy your skeletons
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>>37642473
rara would sneak drugs across airports not in an rv
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>>37642473
https://youtu.be/SJFWDo8AEac
EAST BOUND AND DOWN
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>>37642517
>American hands wrote this post.
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>>37642473
Can I honk the horn?
I've always wanted to do that
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>>37642473
Okay but as you drive, I wanna give you road head.
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>>37642473
What kind of cargo?

>>37642517
Yeah but then why don't you personally help those children?
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>>37642473
"Rarity I already told you that I'm not helping you ship a truck full of heroin across the country. My drug mule days are over after my run in with the Escobar gang in Juarez."
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>>37642473
>"Please let this be a normal field trip"
>"With Rarity? No way!"
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>>37642473
"Do you know the Rules of the Road, Rarity?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdQHRxH82PM
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>>37642636
kek
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>>37642473
I want to fuck Rarity in the sleeper cab of an 18-wheeler truck.
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>>37642648
So I have to ear her out, right?
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>>37643167
Nah mon, wi need tuh smoke wid har.
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>>37643218
jamaican accent anon and rarity travel across the usa green when?
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>>37642473
cuz she got a fabulous convoy
rockin through the night
c'mon fashion convoy
ain't she a beautiful sight
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>>37642473
>Rarity plays too much ETS2 and thinks she can be a trucker
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>>37642473
where's all the frilly decorations?
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>>37643540
Man I remember when all I did everyday was play Euro Truck Sim 2, man those were good times. Heard lots of great songs from the Euro Sim Radio
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>>37642473
Based truckerfags.
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>>37643732
Looks cool
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>>37642473
shoo shoo lot lizard!
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>>37642533
Classic
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>>37643337
Fund it
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>>37643540
ATS > ETS2
though EqTS (Equestrian Truck Sim) is the best of them all
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>>37642473
>Rarity just graduated high school and wants to start her own boutique as soon as possible.
>This requires a large startup fund, however, and she isn't looking forward to working years in jobs she hates just to actually begin her dream job.
>So of course she decides to smuggle an RV full of drugs across the southern border for the Cartel so that she can start her business posthaste.
>You're going with her to ensure she doesn't get raped, killed, and her head put on a spike.
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>>37646484
Rarity wouldn't play ATS, it's too "low class" for her, ETS2 in the other hand it's on europe so it's chiq
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>>37642517
She is slim, but in a good shape, you must be some extreme fatso if you think that's Ethiopian tier
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>>37646514
It's going to be hard for her to make money when she keeps dipping into the stash.
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>>37646484
Imagine having such a wrong opinion
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>>37646514
It'd be like that film
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>>37648536
looking good, love the seat cover and the black nail polish. How about a can of air freshener on the dash?
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>>37646895
i want rarity to VAXXMAXX me!
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>>37648551
black ice is the only option
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>>37648536
Wow
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>>37642473

As long as I can watch you drive in high heels, I'll go anywhere.
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>>37648729
How about Passion ('Wild & Exotic')? That one would better match her seat cover.
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>>37648536
FAST FAST FAST
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>>37650482
>>37648729
Delicious?
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>>37648729
Based
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So what do you think the girls drive?
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>>37646514
I'd read it
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>>37653935
why is the car talking
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>>37654145
Alarm?
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>>37653935
Dash with a motorcycle makes sense, Rarity would definitely drive a BMW
As for the rest I don't know
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With how trucking is these days?
Having rarity as my co-driver would be the thing that gets me back on the road.
I miss the ham talk, but I'm not going back to that hell when I'm losing about half my pay with the bullshit surrounding it.
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>>37653935
>Twilight
Unsure, probably something economical. Any boring FF V6 sedan, or maybe something electric.
>Rainbow Dash
Ford Mustang GT with the solid rear axle. No other sportcar fits her as well.
>Applejack
Chevrolet El Camino or Ford Ranchero would be cool, maybe a stepside pickup truck. Something with utility.
>Rarity
Fiat, Alfa Romeo, and Lancia are all good choices. but I think the best choice for her would be one of the new Alpine A110s. French, Luxurious, and Expensive.
>Pinkie Pie
Volkwagen Micro Bus, Eurovan, maybe a Golf or Scirocco. Something kind of quirky, there are a lot of good options for her.
>Fluttershy
Something quiet. I was to say Prius but she might also need something with space for her animals.
>Princess Celestia
Rolls Royce, but she doesn't drive, she has a chauffer.
>Princes Luna
Maybe a Jaguar, maybe something sporty like a Mitsubishi Evo or Subaru STi. Something quirky, for sure.
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>>37642473
I've seen a porn video that has this pov
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>>37656389
Well with Covid I would guess there's less work? I don't know much about trucking, all I know is there was a school for it a block down from my old highschool
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>>37642473
I hope she lets me eat her pussy for the whole drive.
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>>37642473
jesus christ she's gonna starve to death
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>>37658318
is that a bad thing?
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>>37642533
Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxvEOVnAzI
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>>37656486
Makes sense
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>>37658972
Man old Simpsons was so good
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>>37654145
AI?
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>>37648551
>Steel scent
>Night sky scent
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>>37653935
Applejack IS a dumb hick. Intentional property damage like that is gonna put her into some big trouble.
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>>37661553
Question mark?
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>>37661553
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>>37642473
Why are there two transmission levers?
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>>37662298
High gearset and low gearset
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>>37656354
>Rarity is a BMWfag
But she isn't a turk
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>>37658972
I was just in the eurobeat thread, and that reminded me of this:
https://youtu.be/78UZ0-Bb53E
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>>37662582
Classic
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>>37653935
DJ Pon-3
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>>37658308
HA!
There's even MORE work as supply lines are FUCKED from the slowdown and china imploding. Trucking is already getting back up, and I bet it's going to spike when either production starts being internal again, or the whole system collapses.
>ports are swamped
>Damand is getting higher cus christmas

It's a massive shitshow.
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>>37653935
Twilight would drive an average shitbox like Honda Civic, maybe an Si sedan or something that she can use to haul all her friends like a minivan

Fluttershy would drive either a Nissan Leaf, or a Kei Truck/van, always unmodified and well mantained despite the smell

Pinkie Pie would own something weird, like a Fiat Multipla, an Isuzu Vehicross, or a Subaru Brat, might be modified or not

Rainbow Dash could own only one kid of car and it is tryhard hatchbacks, like a Veloster N, Civic Type R, Focus RS or an Audi RS3, always with tryhard stickers, wrapped in matte baby blue and lightly modified

Rarity would own something fashionable even if not pratical, like a Fiat 500, a Mini Cooper or a Fiat 124 Roadster, either the classic or the new ones

Applejack would either own an old truck inherited from Granny Smith or her parents, could be anything from a 50's Studebaker pickup to a mid 90's Ford, or a $500 dollar Ford Ranger she bought in an auction, in any case the truck is well mantained but has a lot of homemade modifications to it

Derpy would drive a Twingo
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>>37664406
Wtf is that picture
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>>37642473
>inb4 she drives for Swift
Sorry, I may not value my life very much, but I sure as shit ain't suicidal.
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>>37665662
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>>37665677
Sure Wish I Finished Training
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>>37665313
>Fluttershy would drive either a Nissan Leaf
Fuck, that makes sense
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>>37642473
Hand spider
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>>37642517
This man is a heavy user of the Golden Arches
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>>37667370
cursed
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>>37653935

Fluttershy - 2003 Volkswagen Beetle Turbo S
Pinkie Pie - 1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4
Rarity - 2003 Lexus IS300
AppleJack - 1970 Pontiac GTO 455 HO
Twilight Sparkle - 2008 BMW M5 E60
Sunset Shimmer - 1969 Ford Mustang Boss 429
Rainbow Dash - 2010 Audi R8 V10
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>>37669049
>Pinkie Pie
>1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4
Really? Why is that your choice for her?
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>>37667370
How did I not notice that?
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>>37669641
Why not?
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>>37663298
I'd have thunk it'd be something like those japanese truckers that make their trucks look like it just robbed every casino in Las Vegas of their neon.
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>>37672683
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>>37673402
Yeah like those
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>>37669641
Well what's yours?
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>>37648536
Actually there is a continuation of that
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>>37677128
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>>37642473
Are you sure you can drive in those stilettos, Rarity?
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>>37677136
>>37677128
Neat
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>>37677128
>>37677136
Surely Rarity has a heavy foot, even in stilettos.
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>>37677128
>>37677136
so now she's conducting tours over in London. Next thing you know she'll be driving that thing under the channel and visiting France.
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>Rarity
>a woman
>driving manual
L M A O
M A O L
A O L M
O L M A
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>>37642473
So shitty art like this is what passes for a good thread starter now, huh?
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>>37653935
Alright lads, correct opinions coming through.
>Twilight Sparkle
Toyota Prius. She would never drive anything other than THE appliance car. It has 4 wheels, moves, is dependable, and has great fuel economy.
>Applejack
2nd Gen Ram 2500 Cummins. It's her work truck. It's absolutely beat to shit.
>Rainbow Dash
Anything highly tuneable and cheap (VW Golf GTI, Infiniti G35, Nissan 350z, Honda Civic). She put a fartcan exhaust on it so she can keep everyone in the neighborhood awake.
>Rarity
A used mid-2000s Mercedes E-Class. The peak of luxury and style.
>Pinkie
She carpools with Twilight most of the time. Uses her mom's Odyssey to drive friends around when she throws a party.
>Fluttershy
Knowing nothing about cars, Dash recommended her a Subaru Impreza, and somehow Flutts got a WRX STI 5-speed rally-spec that she got the deal of a lifetime on because she was nice to the boomer who owned it. It is extremely fast, agile, loud, and powerful and she HATES IT.
>Sunset Shimmer
She drives a squarebody F150. Don't ask me why, but it is THE perfect match for her. I don't know why.
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>>37665313
>Derpi would drive a Twingo
Who wouldn't?
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>>37669049
Overall makes a lot of sense but
>Pinkie Pie - 1999 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4
I don't see the connection, she needs something more quirky and fun, like a rape van or a Mg Metro 6R4
>Rainbow Dash - 2010 Audi R8 V10
That absolutely doesn't work, Rainbow Dash is loud, agressive and a retard, she was made for a Lamborghini
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>>37678972
People with hearts of granite and no soul, i.e. germans
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>>37679105
wrong
t. german
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>>37678800
Lads Tour!
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>>37642473
>cars an shit
rather have her pump my cock with her barefeet
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>>37681418
based
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>>37678938
Absolutely agree with your Rarity choice
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>>37653935
Rainbow Dash - Honda CBR600 or Mid 2000s Mustang

Rarity - Late 2000s - Early 2010s Mecedes C Class or Audi TT

Fluttershy - Either a Vespa PX150 or a Volkswagen Beetle

Pinkie Pie- Hard to say either a van of some kind or a Fiat 500

AppleJack - Old Ford F150 or a Honda XT600

Twilight: Hand me down late model Toyota Camry from her dad

Sunset: That car you see on craiglist with no plates busted to fuck for 200 buck, Dont ask dont tell
>Pic related
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>>37678431
And a road rage issue
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>>37642473
Taking a road trip with my waifu is one of the comfiest things I've ever imagined in my life.
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>>37682450
>"THEY ALL SAID I'D BEST GIVE IT UP"
>"WHAT A FOOL, TO BELIEVE THEIR LIES!"
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>>37642473
>>37648536

>YEAH I'M DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD!
>AND THERE'S A TRUCK IM GONNA FLIP 'EM OFF!
>THERE COMES A TOLL BOOTH!
>LET ME MOVE MY HAND SO I CAN ROLL DOWN MY WINDOW!
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>>37642479
https://youtu.be/WdQHRxH82PM
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Rarity and the Bandit
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>>37677128
So, it seems that Rarity broke the rev limiter.
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>>37677128
Why she British?
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>>37687931
>no wheels.
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>>37642473
>Getting in a trucker's vehicle
no thanks I don't wanna get murdered
'Specially not by no dame
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>>37686677
Because she is Rariposh
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>>37686677 >>37688517
>inb4 secretly a brit from oop norf, but tries to hide it
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I don't care for vehicles, but I'd gladly ride a truck across the country with a cute mare
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>>37688625
How far up North though?
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>>37687931
She's sleeping in the cabin
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>>37690374
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>>37691687
This looks ominously lewd
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>>37689531
Far enough for Rarara to be mortified when she accidentally slips into that "vile ruffian accent".
>ywn help Rarity become comfortable with her rough origin
>ywn engage in friendly bantz with her while delivering stuff all over the country
>ywn be affectionately called a daft cunt
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>>37688625
You inspired me to make this abomination
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>>37692782
F0kin beautiful m8.
>Rares is, in fact, a football fan, or soccer as the colonies call it
>she keeps that unladylike part of her well-hidden however
>though she can chant "Two world wars and one world cup!" with the best of them
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>>37691694
It's got a real 70s porn vibe to it
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>>37669049
>Rarity - 2003 Lexus IS300
Rarity isn't brown, and she isn't a zoomer.
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>>37691786
kek



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