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Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

Story List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing

--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)

Grey:
https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)
https://ponepaste.org/3518 (Celestia, Luna, Cadance)
https://ponepaste.org/4068 (RD)

Magna Anon:
https://ponepaste.org/3235 (Rarity)
https://ponepaste.org/3940 (Pinkie)
https://ponepaste.org/4395 (RD)

Pseudo:
https://ponepaste.org/4939 (Applejack)

LP/NaOH:
https://ponepaste.org/3005 (AJ)

CB:
https://ponepaste.org/4863 (Celestia)
https://ponepaste.org/4864 (Mane 6)
https://ponepaste.org/4865 (Fluttershy)

Anonymous:
https://ponepaste.org/2619 (RD)

BetAnon:
https://ponepaste.org/user/BetAnonTheSecond (Various story links)

BG9:
https://pastebin.com/rnmM7QJk (Mane Seven)
https://pastebin.com/BFZq3W6t (Sunset Shimmer)

FiftyShadesofYellow: https://pastebin.com/x9BuyJQZ (Fluttershy)

Magicopia: https://ponepaste.org/user/Magi (Various)

Jade: https://pastebin.com/S9JWisFy (Fluttershy/Rarity/Dash)
https://pastebin.com/Aw0tfU9E (Fluttershy/Scitwi)

TerminusAnon: https://pastebin.com/ddNn3tjZ (Midnight/Twilight)

Lilith: https://pastebin.com/sPUtvkM7 (Mane Six: Space)

AlphaStrike:
https://pastebin.com/6izpGbaV (Various)
https://pastebin.com/VJawJwMe (Various)
https://pastebin.com/jBBpfKdL (Various)

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Archival Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP
Thread Resources: http://derpy.me/b783H
FimFiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang
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>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history. Quite literally as of now.
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Thoughts?
>>37579873
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>>37586666
ebil
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>>37586666
Based tavi poster
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>>37586592
Do you mind acquiring a better taste
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>>37586592
Speaking of last thread, where is gray anyway? Didn’t see him post at all in the past couple of threads but that one anon who dedicates to autistically hating him threw a fit suddenly as if he did post. Did I miss something happening?
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>>37587491
That was Pheno and he likes messing with Grey.
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>>37587573
If it were pheno he would at least know grey mostly posts in Fingerbang now
I’ve seen this autist ree about grey in threads he has no relation to.
Example >>37586481
It’s not a joke and that guy is actually upset.
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>>37587662
I don't know why you're so upset over a shitpost that you bring it up here and keep griping about it.
Is it that hard to ignore?
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>>37587573
>>37587662
It’s a shill trying to poison the well before Alex comes back
Probably Leman or someone else he used to beef with
I know nameless king tried him a year or two ago, or maybe it was someone impersonating nk anyway
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>>37587844
Read my first post again, I mainly asked where grey was cause he hasn’t posted.
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>>37587973
You don't understand.
You could have done that without bringing up shitposting drama.
It's a new thread that doesn't have to be like that.
Do what I did and hide the post.
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>>37588030
>If drama happens that might explain why someone is missing you can’t ask about it
Anyway Pheno has been missing longer too was so there’s no way it’s him
Why are you clearly saging your posts if you supposedly care about the thread so much?
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>>37588089
>Anyway Pheno has been missing longer too was so there’s no way it’s him
I didn't claim it was him so you have me mistaken for another
>Why are you clearly saging your posts if you supposedly care about the thread so much?
Because it's just you complaining about a shitpost from the last thread you couldn't ignore and has nothing to do with the general.
If you wanna stay upset about it that's fine but I'm gonna drop it. As it only got you more riled up apparently.
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>>37588123
>I didn't claim it was him so you have me mistaken for another
Then you’re not even the guy I replied to yet you’re quick to jump in and call me mad for no reason other than me asking something you don’t like.
That says a lot.
If you want to drop it then don’t reply to me again.
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>>37588163
>you're quick to jump in and call me mad for no reason
>no reason
I told you to ignore it and not bring drama here. You got defensive about it.
Simple as that.
But yeah this will be my last post to you since you're upset and shitting up the thread. I'm not gonna play autism tennis.
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>>37588186
>Tells someone they can’t talk about something
>”I’m dropping it”
>Proceeds to reply and call the other guy mad for talking about something relevant
That sure better be your last post, you really sound like you’re baiting at this point.
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>>37588089
>Anyway Pheno has been missing longer too was so there’s no way it’s him
I'm pretty sure Pheno's been around in other threads just not here lately.
As for Alex he gave a progress update in the thread that fell off page 10 early but was awol last thread.
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>>37588337
I know already he wasn’t here last thread
But his resident heckler spazzed out about him anyway which is why I asked if something happened I missed. This wouldn’t be the first time this happened but it’s only ever when he’s been posting recently.
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>>37588416
>if something happened I missed.
Couldn't tell you.
Haven't seen him in other threads either.
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>>37586592
>same OP pic as the last thread
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>>37589016
>t. Didn't actually read through the last thread
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>>37587491
Nothing new happened. The guy last thread is a butthurt schizo also in Sunset Shimmer thread >>37586408 just ignore him.
Grey isn’t really back but I hope he comes back with an update soon but I doubt that will happen.
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>>37589145
>reading an entire thread
im here for pics anon, not to read, why dont you enlighten me?
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>>37589305
>Timestamp checks out
My sides
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I’ve been away did Magicopia ever get finished?
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>>37590820
Check OP Anon
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>>37587491
Not the same anon coming by posting risky Celestia pics asking about Venus’s Mercy but that green was getting fun again and I’d love it continued
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>>37590028
>>37590142
Elegant
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>So we’re finally going to meet his boyfriend of yours?
Yep he’s such a sweetie I know you guys will love him
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>>37590142
>>37590028
I want to “go to violin practice” with her
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>>37586613
>thoughts
Twilight is horse

Or did you mean the same premise applied to one or more of the cmc?
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>>37589305
>tfw only want more Timeaftertime
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>>37592762
She plays a cello not a violin
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I've been working on a green for the last several months in a private file, and it's almost done. But it's about 1500 lines or so. Should I post it in a single link? Or at the very least post a small chunk of it and then link to the finished story?
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>>37594647
If its 30 posts or more its prolly not worth sitting there posting nonstop over half an hour
Link is easier
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>>37593332
I think I know how to actually summon grey
Just say this
Write more time after time you cuck
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>>37594647
The latter maybe
>>37595154
Dead meme
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>>37595508
>Says this
>Has G5 flag
ishygddt
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>>37586613
Hot but unrelated?
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You’re walking up the country road and see this beauty coming your way.

Think you can charm your way under her dress?
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>>37588186
>u mad umad u mad
>I stop talking to you now but u mad bye
Didn't know it was still summer in here kek
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>>37596289
Depends. Is she above or below 30?
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>>37596850
Women in their 30s can be fucking sexy the fuck you on about nigga
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>>37596884
I'm assuming that pic is younger granny smith but fine. Is 40 better?
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Finally finished this green. Was originally going to post it alongside working on it, but wrote too much for that to happen and decided fuck it. Here's the original section I first posted back in February, will post the link to the full story at the end.

Based off this thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36512585/

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>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>The human one.
>And you are getting really horny right now.
>You should probably stop looking, but you can't help it.
>The way he just... looks from this far away.
>It's enough to make a gal hungry in more ways than one.
>It's no secret to some that you've had your eye on Anonymous, a student at CHS, since last year.
>When you two first worked on a school project together, you thought it was just going to be a dumb high school crush and it would be that after a couple weeks.
>A whole year later, you still REALLY want him to ram you from behind like a dirty whore and make him your property.
>And vise versa.
>But alas, you're too chickenshit to really ask him something as forward as that... or even talk to him much beyond group hangouts.
>So you're resigned to admire him from afar.
>And you're pretty certain you're subconsciously shaking your ass around.
>You wish Anon would slap your ass.
>*SLAP*
"Waah!"
>You quickly turn around to find yourself staring face to face with a jock from school, who is staring you down with a smug smirk.
>"Hey, bab-"
>With all the might in your body, you bitch slap the piss out of him. With a groan, he retreats away down the beach way.
>Nobody touches you like that.
>Except Anon.
>And goddammit, you're gonna get his hands on your ass before the day is out even if it kills you.
>Suddenly you shiver.
>Great... now you're even hornier.
>You should probably stop looking.
>...
>Maybe a little longer wouldn't hurt...
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>>37597002

>You are Anonymous.
>And right now you are nearly done building the best goddamn sand castle this side of Canterlot.
>Compared to yours, every other beachgoer is but a dirty peasant.
>'Just a little... bit... more... and...'
>Done.
>Beauty.
>Absolute beauty.
>Your castle stands at half your height, but the full length of a human centipede.
>The kind of castle King Arthur himself would've loved to live in.
>If he were a fiddler crab.
>And not dead.
>Or fake.
>You hear the sound of footsteps approaching to your right and turn to see Applejack making her way over with two snow cones.
>"Hoo whee Anon," she said with a chuckle, "you sure like your sand castles."
>She holds out one of the snow cones to you, a blueberry flavored one, and you take it with a brief thank-you.
"Damn right," you answer. "Sand castles are fun as hell."
>"How long have y'all been building this one?"
"Since we got here."
>Applejack freezes.
>"A... Anon, we only got here an hour ago."
"And?"
>Applejack was at a loss for words.
>"Wha... Well shoot, ah hope yer as good on a farm as you are in the sand because now ah got half a mind to hire you."
>You couldn't help but just grin, nearly laughing as you dig into your snow cone.
>It's been years since you've had one of these, and now you're just savoring the moment.
>Maybe a little too much, because you can feel a small clump or two fall onto your bare chest.
>You give a brief shiver and an embarrassed laugh as you notice AJ staring at you with a smug grin.
>"THAT good, ain't it?"
"Fuck off," you tell her, but give her a smile to let her know you're not serious.
>She just grins with enough smug to put Rainbow Dash to shame.
>You start wiping off your chest with a finger, collecting the drops of ice and blueberry-flavored water and begin licking it off.
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>>37597013

>Whatever you can't get off, you'll just wash away in the water.
>As you clean yourself off, you can't help but notice someone other than AJ is watching you.
>Looking over to your right sure enough, you notice Twilight making her way over to you.
>You give her a wave with one hand and continue to clean yourself off with the other.
>As she gets close enough to you, you notice that she's not in her usual peppy mood.
"Hey Twi," you greet and simultaneously call out to her, "you feeling okay?"
>"H-Huh?" she stammers at first.
>It was like she was in a daze, but it only lasted for a second before she realized you spoke to her.
>"Oh! Oh, y-yeah! I'm fine! I'm just... It's just been a long day."
>"A long day?" Applejack repeated, looking over to her friend. "It's only been an hour since we got here, Twi."
>Twilight froze for a second, then lightly tapped her head and laughed almost nervously.
>"Did I say day? I meant week. It's been a long week, haha."
"Then why didn't you stay home?" you asked curiously. "You've earned a bit of rest."
>"Well..." Twilight pondered. "I-I just... thought it would be nice to get out of the house more! Plus, i-isn't this the last week the beach is open?"
>"Eeyup," Applejack answers. "This here's the last weekend before they close the beach till spring. Shoot, ah didn't even think of that."
>"Right! So I figured: Why spend the last week of open beach indoors and reading books? H-Hehehe...!"
>...
"Okay, who are you and what have you done with the real Twilight?"
>Suddenly, Twilight let out a burst of awkward laughs and giggles.
>Then it turned into snorts.
>You didn't know whether to be slightly creeped out or find it goddamn adorable.
>Because you were leaning towards yes.
>A moment later, she cleared her throat, followed by a few choked coughs.
>"... S-Sorry."
>She started clearing her throat, this time much easier without coughing.
>"So Anon, that's a neat sand castle!"
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>>37597020

>You look over to your prized beauty and bask in its perfection.
"Hell yeah, it is," you nearly exclaim. "Haven't built one in months, and I still got the touch!"
>"I-I bet you do," Twilight complimented, crossing her arms and looking between you and the sand castle. "U-Uh, is that a blueberry snow cone?"
"Huh?" You look to the snow cone in your hand, remembering it was there. "Oh yeah, Applejack got it for me. You want some?"
>You held out your half melted snow cone while still licking away the drops from your chest.
>"Actually... I-I'll be right back, I, uh... have to use the restroomsoillberightback!"
>Before you could say anything, Twilight turned around and quickly began making her way down the beach to where the bathrooms would be.
"Is she okay?" you asked Applejack.
>She just shrugged.
>"That girl's been actin' funny for a few months now. Sometimes she'll just be tacklin' things like they're nothing, and the next she's scared of her own shadow."
"You think she's okay?"
>She sighed.
>"Most of the time. Sometimes ah can't help but feel worried."
>You looked back to where Twilight had gone just in time to watch her disappear behind a small building that housed the bathroom.
>You hoped she was okay.
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>>37597030

>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>And you can't stop fingering yourself.
>The moment that stall door shut behind you, you slipped your panties down to your ankles, sat your ass on the toilet seat, and jammed two fingers into your dripping honeypot.
>And you started fucking yourself with all the might you could muster.
"God..." you whispered with a squeak. "Stupid, sexy fucking Anon..."
>The way he just licked that juice off his chest... the way he looked at you while doing it.
>He probably didn't even realize what he was doing, just so busy talking to you and cleaning himself he...
>God, and the way he sucked his fingers, lapping up every drop of blueberry.
>That could've been YOUR juice.
>Maybe your nipples?
>Without even thinking, you started sucking on your right nipple, nibbling and caressing the areola between your teeth, never biting down hard, but not being gentle with it.
>By now, your fingers are pumping at three a second.
>If these stalls were ankle height like any other, anybody coming in would not only hear and smell you fucking yourself, they'd probably see your legs shaking and twitching like an epileptic.
>A burst of air escaped your nose as you found your g-spot and began rubbing it aggressively.
>Immediately your sensors went into over drive.
>You slowed down your movements but otherwise didn't let up.
>You started sucking harder on your nipple, while using your hand to twist the other.
>You wonder if Anon would be like this.
>Sucking and twisting your nipples as hard and as fast as he wanted, jamming his cock into you again and again and tickling your g-spot without a care in the world, rubbing your clit raw, biting your neck and kissing you and telling you how much of a slut you are for him and how much he loves that about you and how much he loves you and just keeps fucking you again and again and again and that you're his slut his slut his slut HIS SLUT-
"A-An—"
>You don't even get to finish before you cum.
>You freeze, every muscle in your body stopping at once, the only ones moving in that moment being in your pussy.
>The fingers lodged deep in you were stuck there, your pussy trying to milk it for everything they would've had otherwise.
>The air in your lungs escaped all at once, but you didn't scream aloud.
>You could feel every electron in your brain fire off at once, and your eyes clenched shut.
>It was like being electrocuted, but instead you were having the best goddamn orgasm of your life.
>So far, at least.
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>Then as quick as it happened, it was over.
>You started coming back down to Earth.
>You sucked in gentle but massive breaths, released your mouth from your nipple, and carefully pulled out your fingers.
>They were both drenched in your fluids.
>You remembered how Anon licked his clean of blueberry juice.
>With that in mind, you licked your own clean of your juices.
>They were sweet and tangy.
>It almost made you horny enough to go another round, but you decided against it.
>Any longer and your friends would get worried.
>Once you caught your breath, you looked down at your pussy.
>Your entire pelvis was nearly drenched, like you wet yourself.
>Luckily, your swimsuit hadn't gotten stained at all, but you couldn't get dressed like this.
>You grabbed several sheets of toilet paper and began to wipe yourself off.
>You were still super sensitive down there, and you were left holding your leg tighter than usual.
>After several wipes—and almost a second orgasm—you were clean enough that nobody would be able to tell you just jilled yourself silly in a bathroom stall.
>You get up slowly from the toilet seat.
>Your legs are shaky as hell both from the session and sitting down on a hard toilet seat, but you're able to stand up after a couple tries.
>Bending down carefully, you grab the panties of your swimsuit and pull them back up, adjusting them so they fit perfectly around you again.
>You exit the stall and look around.
>Not a single soul in sight or in sound, and even if there was someone here, you'd be gone before they came out.
>You walked up to the sink and started washing your hands clean of the evidence, then dried them off with paper towels.
>Throwing the crumpled paper into the trash, you couldn't help but sigh, both from the soreness in your body and the thoughts that were plaguing your mind again.
>Were you getting your hopes up?
>Were you just obsessed over Anon?
>These thoughts bothered you for months and you always pushed them back.
>But the longer you held off on telling him anything, the more likely these thoughts were just going to be facts.
>Someone was gonna take him from you.
>Some other slut.
>No.
>Not going to happen.
>If anybody's going to be Anon's slut, it's going to be you.
>Twilight fucking Sparkle.
>Before tonight, you were going to have Anon in you, on you, and everything in between.
>And who would dare to stop the sexiest nerd in school?
>Not even you.

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Full story link: https://ponepaste.org/3985
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>>37586613
>>37586666
>>37590028
>>37590142
Their not thots anons.
>>37596968
No just no.
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It's a cute short and sweet beginning. Just wanted to say that before diving into the rest of the green.
>>37597078
Do something about it you whiny larper.
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>>37597109
Replying to bait.
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>>37597129
>Nothing
Thought so
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>>37597047
>>37597109
>>37597142
Based Twifags
We need more of her
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>>37597142
>Slow
Thought so.
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>>37597292
Perfect.
>>37597320
I don't think that relationship would work.
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Oh yeah he's scared now.
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>>37597352
>>37596968
Jackie and Dashie sittin in a tree
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>>37597352
I bet 50 that you're the same clown who hated the canon RJ ship.
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>>37597320
Unf, that’s pretty hot anon
You got the other pics with the same thing?
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>>37597375
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
>>37597434
Don't think I do but I don't really need them right now.
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>>37597474
Pretty sure AJ wants to have biological offspring.
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>>37597352
>>37597474
They should kiss each other’s cute tummies next
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>>37597586
Hey that's some good thinking!
While they're at it, RD can kiss a couple of things AJ's got for her.
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>>37596908
Guess you could draw the line there
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>>37597667
Unf
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>>37597667
>>37597728
To a dragon it's just gross.
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>>37597989
>>37597728
>>37597667
Based
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>>37597375
f.u.c.k.i.n.g
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>>37598034
They're such a cute couple aren't they?
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>>37598051
I'm more of a Flutterdash guy myself
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>>37598051
Those two are hat as fuck together
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>>37598069
*hot as fuck
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>>37598055
I'd say they're cute too.
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>>37597047
Man it's so great to see human world Twi get some love around here
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>>37598077
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>>37598573
Booba
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>>37598187
Sexy groping
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>>37596884
They can be ugly after thirty too
It depends if they aged like wine or milk
But some hit the wall in their twenties anyway so this whole thing is pointless
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>>37599800
How about you go hit a wall with your penis?
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>>37600214
Aww did he just make you return to fulltime falseflag attempts? That’s a shame, your daily schedule must have been so clear before that lol
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>>37600284
I'm not even wearing a flag, faggot.
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>>37597039
I think I'm gonna like this twilight
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>>37600214
I regret to inform you that I tried but your mother was in the way.
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>>37600487
Anon, I'm going to have to report you as necrophilia is illegal under US law.
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>>37600487
lmao
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>>37598573
>Oh dear I sure “hope” Anon doesn’t see my nipples slip out
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>>37594314
I want to “go to cello practice” with her
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>>37595528
The future is now old man
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>>37602320
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For me, it's STILL Hootershy
>inB4 the hands/feet
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Finally an update to Shooting Sunset:
https://ponepaste.org/5731

begins at line 561
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>>37586592
>Corrected version
Unf, much better
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https://cdn.twibooru.org/img/view/2021/4/21/2431995.png

Could someone remove the top and (the thing she wears on both upper arms; what do you call it? Arm band?), so Vignette Valencia is completely naked?

If you need references for the way the artist draws nipples, switch your booru filter to either "Maximum Spoilers", "18+ R34", "Everything" or similar, and search for:
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artist:thebrokencog, -edit, sideboob, nipples
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>>37603886
I like how this update ended. I'm way more interested in this story than I was before. Poor Sunset.

That being said, the writing has gotten a lot sloppier. There were a ton of typos, and mistakes out the ass.
Here's line 933:
>Her now looks slightly annoyed.

There's tons of stuff like this. Proofreading is your friend.
>>37603642
It still has to be said.
>those hands/feet
What the actual fuck? At least the tits are great.
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>>37605214
the sad thing is I did proofread. I'm just shit at it apparently.

Was it during the wrestling? I will admit I skimmed through proofreading that.
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>>37606087
It's okay we all make mistakes
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>>37606087
>That fluttershy
Unf
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>>37607482
Not my taste but I can respect the look
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All you clowns are jaded clowns.
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>>37604485
Why too big for her.
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>>37604485
Perfect
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>>37600487
Fucking told
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>>37601550
Haters gonna hate.
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>>37610295
I want to strip her out of her top as she tries to play and suck her nipples
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Hey Rarity, I’m here to pick up my sui-.Why are you doing your hair like my girlfriend’s?
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>>37610295
Nice
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>>37610631
Rarity got the mane, she can work it
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>>37609072
>>37609640
You may continue to cope.
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>>37603886
Pretty good green
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>>37597047
lmao I appreciate you posting this here. I was wondering what happened to this story.
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>>37609072
Yeah well I'm a jaded clown who loves looking at BIG FAT Flutter milkers
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>>37615037
Based
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>>37603642
>>37604485
>>37615037
I think you’re starting to convert me, anons
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>Where the hell do you think you going? You cant say all that stuff to a girl like me and think you’re just gonna walk away
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>>37616231
>Inb4 AJ having a guilty pleasure for being showered in lavish gifts in the seat of luxury
>She's proud to be a down to earth country girl, but there's just something about being showered with lavish attention by a rich man that really gets her going in a shameful yet exciting way
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>>37616231
Damn, that pic is just as hot as the previous times this was posted
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>>37614664
>>37614668
This artist can’t not make someone look hot as fuck
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>>37616034
Don’t resist
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>>37618338
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>>37616034
Having been stuck writing Hootershy for so long it ALMOST made me switch waifus... This didn't happen with Cooking Anon or Stripper Anon. I think the threesome scene with Rainbow Dash helped a lot to ground me back to Dashie
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>>37620345
holy fuck. What is it about sling bikinis that just looks so right?
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>>37619209
booba
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>>37620345
unf
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>>37619209
I can never quit hootershy
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>>37597047
Good green
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Equestrian Wrestling Entertainment is currently live.
Posting Card:
10/2
Autumn Blaze vs Minuette
Princess Luna w/Princess Celestia vs Limestone Pie w/Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy vs Starlight Glimmer
Applejack vs Gilda
Rarity vs Twilight Sparkle
Treehugger vs Maud Pie
Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk vs Lyra and Bon Bon
Trixie Lulamoon vs Berry Punch

twitch on EquestrianWrestlingEnt

YT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY1YrCkurbA
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>>37623481
Trixah!
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>How the fuck did you beat me?! I train every day! You sit around and eating freaking Cheetos!
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>>37624912
>"Rainbow, this was a Call Of Duty Modern Warfare tournament."
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>>37624912
cause, deep down, I think you wanted to let me win. Even if it was not a conscious choice, you still held yourself back. Dash I've seen you outrun fucking CARS. I don't know why you let me win, but I do know this. I appreciate the attempt to make me feel better about myself, but the execution needs to be less obvious. Anyways Dash, whether I won on my own, or with your handicap, a bet is still a bet. Pay up.
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>>37624912
That's FLAMIN' HOT Cheetos to you, Missy!
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>>37624973
>Ugh Fine! You get 10 minutes. And nobody better see me or I’m screaming rape
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>>37623481
And the Full show results:
Autumn Blaze defeats Minuette in 16:33 with a Pearl River Plunge.
Limestone Pie w/Pinkie Pie defeats Princess Luna w/Princess Celestia in 13:13 with the Double Arm DDT.
Starlight Glimmer defeats Fluttershy in 13:38 with a Spear.
Applejack defeats Gilda in 18:03 with the Ankle Lock.
Rarity defeats Twilight Sparkle in 9:44 with a Critical Famouser. Twilight may be injured.
Treehugger defeats Maud Pie in 17:36 with a 5-Star Frog Splash.
Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk defeat Lyra and Bon Bon in 22:37 after Sonata pinned Lyra with a DDT.
Trixie Lulamoon defeats Berry Punch in 7:09 with the Phoenix Splash
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>>37625011
Don't worry Dash, it'll be over before you know it
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>>37625039
> My Fast! Doooonnnntttttt!!!
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>>37625167
>8 minuets later
"Well Dash that was fun, thanks for the race"
>Dash weakly gets up, her knees threatening to buckle even with her slim physique
>As you start to make your way back, Dash calls out to you
>"H-h-how?"
>You turn around to see the rainbow wonder pulling her pants back up, knowing full well what's under there
"How... what?"
>"How did you beat me?"
"I told you, I don't know. My best guess was, and still is, you let me win."
>"I can't accept that! My pride as the fastest in all of school won't let me!"
"And what are you gonna do?"
>"I'll follow you everywhere you go. Every class you attend, every lunch table you sit at, you go into the bathroom I'll wait outside."
"NGL Dash, that's kind of creepy."
>"It's lunch time now, I'm gonna eat with you, see if you're hiding any secret diet techniques."
"Fine, but I guarantee you'll not find anything out of the ordinary."
>"Wanna bet?"
>You smile
"Sure, if I have nothing out of the ordinary in my school lunch, then we go another round."
>Dash blushes furiously
>"A-and when I'm proven right?"
"If you find something amiss in my lunch, then I will fully and wholeheartedly admit that you won this race, and that you were right."
>You extend your hand
"Shake on it?"
>Rainbow, looks between you and your hand a couple of times before shaking
>You can't wait to go another round
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>>37625167
>that face
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>>37586592
>”Let’s go skinny dipping anon, no one will see us”
>Vice Principal Luna started taking off her tiny bikini in front of you
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>>37625271
> And that little one, that’s how I met your dad.Never did figure out how he beat me.
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>>37626119
"You kids really wanna know how I beat your mother in a race? A man will overcome even the impossible, to obtain that which he truly desires. Remember that kids, because someday you'll have to overcome the impossible to get what you desire, or someone will overcome the same for you. Just don't tell your mother, okay? It's fun to tease her."
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>>37626038
>>37626041
>>37626044
>>37626047
>>37626049
>>37626050
>>37626052
>>37626056
>>37626060
>>37626062
>>37626065
Rarity is THE most fuckable equestria girl
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>>37626221
Confidently incorrect
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>>37626212
> How many more times are we going to make this stinking bet? You took my fast, my virginity, my hand in marriage, made me give you a kid, made me move in with you, made me a life I didn’t think I’d ever have. All because of a stupid bet. Happy anniversary.

> You cheater <3
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>>37625027
Knew it even though I missed it this time
I should start placing bets on this shit next time I watch
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>>37626119
>>37626267
If Dashie isn’t careful he’s gonna cum in that sexy space after the green arrow again
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>>37626221
If you mean easiest to fuck, then yeah
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>>37626275
kek
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> Umm… anonymous, can I please have my clothes back now?
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>>37627370
No
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>>37626050
Dunno why I like this image of Rarity being tied by like invisible magic wire so much but I do
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>>37628370
>But….but
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>>37628884
No butts tonight. Just mouths and pussies.
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>>37629153
Now we're talkin'
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Ho boy...
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>>37627844
Nice
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>>37629985
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I did it...

By god I actually went and finished it. i can't believe I was able to push trhough and do it. God it was hard to come up with something I was even half okay with to get it going.

Enjoy some long awaited and promised Hootercest:
https://ponepaste.org/5800
and fuck it, here's the link for hte unlised Posey Shy green:
https://ponepaste.org/5392

I'm finally free...
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>>37630998
Well done lad
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>>37630998
Based Betanon. I kept hoping you'd deliver, and you did. Fucking legend.

Reading it now. Are you going to make the original Posey one shot public now? I really liked that one.
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All of you are fucking clowns.
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>>37631949
Yes and?
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>>37631949
Don't make me tap the sign:
>>37615037
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>>37631949
You may continue to cope.
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>>37632093
>>37632101
>>37632210
Go to church anons.
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>>37631545
Shamefully I admit that the Posey Shy one will stay unlisted for selfish reasons. Mostly just to keep my "5 unlisted pastes" autism badge and just hope the link spreads via word of mouth or something. Dumb I know.
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>>37632512
its fine
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>>37632512
What are the other 4 unlisted pastes?
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>>37632512
I think the real question is what are your other 4 unlisted pastes?
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>>37630928
Tasteful
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It seems I have been blocked from posting.
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>>37634037
Some of the internet’s been going through some shit today and I’m guessing a few fags have been getting themselves range blocked on 4chan and you might have gotten caught up in one of those
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>>37634167
I can post on other boards and I can post on my phone via wifi. But specifically /mlp/ and I have tried on other web browsers and still blocked. I am using 4chanx and keep getting "connection error" every time I try to post and only when I try to post on normal 4chan does say I'm blocked(and not the IP was blocked due to abuse either)
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>>37634265
Well that's weird.
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>>37634293
Wew nice
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Guess I can post now? Anyways, before that little fiasco I was trying to answer-

>>37633378
>>37633381

One is just a collection of small shitposts and oneshots that I did around the board that I felt didn't need their own paste.

Two is the only green I've ever abandoned. It was supposed be for halloween back in2016/17 and it was going to be this horror/comedy where Princess Twilight visited the group in Human world(plus Anon) for Halloween and they were going to take her to an abandoned old graveyard and do a seance for fun. Little did they know that the seance cause Princess Twilight to be possesd by a Mexican ghost and she would scream Spanish obscenites at everyone. I gave up because I felt way in over my head. The paste is what I have written for it and really it isn't much.

Third was a continuation in the Cheating Elements Ending 2 timeline where Anon meets Sour Sweet again and takes her up on her offer that he could fuck her whenever he wanted. So he fucks her in her car after a homecoming football game. Which would then lead to Anon fucking Sugarcoat after he and Sour Sweet get caught in her car by the others and Sugarcoat catches a glimpse of Anon's impressive physique.

Fourth is one I'm not too proud of and it was one of those oneshots that would not leave my head so I wrote it down to get it out of my head. It also takes place in the Cheating Elements Ending 2 timeline where (You) are this simp who is ready to try and confess to (You)'r longtime crush, Rainbow Dash, only to discover her fucking Anon in the school's gym showers, destroying (You) and (You)'r heart.

and then the Posey Shy one
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>>37634368

Just to add to the thrid one, I meant to also say that I was intending to make it public when/if I ever finish it.
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>>37632215
You may continue to cope.
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>>37634368
>Little did they know that the seance cause Princess Twilight to be possesd by a Mexican ghost and she would scream Spanish obscenites at everyone
lel
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>>37634808
>How the west was really won
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>>37626119
>Partially Fluttershy hair
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>>37634808
>>37634812
Open shirt braless twi is based
Especially if her nipples are pointy
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>Oh did I drink your milkshake Sorryyyyyyyyyyyy
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You’re watching TV late one night and this commercial comes on. No dialogue no description of what’s being offered, just pic related and the phone number. Would you call?
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>>37636364
Hell yeah
>Inb4 you call and give your address
>Then Pinkie comes over saying she needed a new place to crash
>By calling and giving your address you agreed to let Pinkie live with you
>So pretty fucking sweet
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>>37634167
>a few fags have been getting themselves range blocked on 4chan
That’s all the time though
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>>37637046
Kinda true
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>>37635948
"Milkshake? what are you talking about Pinkie, I wasn't drinking a milkshake."
>"Oh, then tell me Anon. What was that tall glass doing in you fridge?"
"tall glass what.... Oh, OH SHIT!"
>"What's wrong Nonnie?"
"Pinkie, I don't want to alarm you. But what you just drank wasn't a milkshake."
>"Well what was it Nonners? It sure was thicc, and sweet."
"Pinkie, that was my semen. I was having some medical tests done and I was gonna bring that sample in to check my sperm count."
>"Well, I don't know what kind of tests those doctors were gonna run, but I think your swimmers are fine, and MUCH happier in my body."
"Gross Pinkie, just gross."
>"Can I help you make another sample?"
"What the FUCK Pinkie?"
>"I'm not hearing a no."
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>>37638403
i like this
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>>37634714
Stay in the Bible Belt.
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>>37638403
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>>37639502
God she is so lewd
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>>37638403
That was her best outfit
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>>37635948
Suck her shaking milkers in retribution
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>>37640612
Based
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>>37626249
lol
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>>37640111
She is
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>>37643330
God, something about Ponk just makes me want to ban her wearing anything other than whipped cream and thigh high stockings. Is that just me?
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>>37644233
I wouldn’t be too opposed to doing that
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>tfw achieved [HorseIlluminatii] status on Ponepaste.

Thanks guys.
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>>37645824
>Hootershy with a sweater and clearly no bra under it
Makes one wonder how she's able to go about her business without getting bogged down by guys losing their minds with lust
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>>37645871
She's probably used to it
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>>37645871
Oh yeah
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>>37647261
Hot
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Ever since SlendrAnon defeated her, Rainbow hasn’t been feeling quite so super. Sure she could still knock other villains cold. But something about the way HE beat her. The way he dominated her, held her down I made her submit to his will.It was like no matter how fast she ran one of his tendrils is always there to snag her and trip her up. It wasn’t until she ran her self out that she realize that he was just toying with her, and now she doesn’t have the energy to run away. Oh how he took advantage of her. Rubbing his tendrils and hands all over her, putting her to all kind of compromising positions and just when she thought that he was going to rape her; he disappeared. Like one minute he was there in the next he was gone.Sure she was glad that he didn’t go through with it but now what is she supposed to do with these weird… Feelings?
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>>37647261
As if this thread isn't just Canterslut lithe.
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>>37648942
This thread is about heterosexual greens in between the slut pictures, rather than exclusively homosexual greens as is the case with Canterslut
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>>37648776
>She can’t remember a lot about her battle with “slendrAnon”
>Much was forgotten after he made her dizzy and disoriented
>But training for a rematch made it come back to her
>She had never lost before, but her speed from her sleek fit physique was useless against the sheer amount of strong slippery tentacles
>All the usual attacks and dodges failed
>She lost her balance when punching and pushing away at his appendages
>The coiled around her ankles wrists and hips like snakes
>Each tentacle was like a long slithery limb slower but stronger than one of her arms
>Rainbow can’t wrestle over a dozen of those things at once
>He was obviously trying something sexual but couldn’t get past her skin tight super suit
>So he fondled and groped her instead as she struggled to wrestle herself free
>Her muscles were tight and built for speed, not strength
>Once caught in a slow up close fight with constant contact, it’s too late to use speed as an advantage
>Like a jackrabbit caught by a lumbering anaconda
>SlendrAnon wasn’t stopped by the crime fighting Rainbow
>In fact he forced her onto her stomach and lifted her waist and behind up with a tentacle caught between her firm thighs and soft crotch
>He surveyed and enjoyed Rainbow’s healthy physique especially her private areas
>Rainbow never felt her nipples underneath be made so hard from being toyed with through the suit
>One tentacle pushed into her crotch area on the suit and rubbed between her concealed vulva until it drooled from stimulation
>And then, he disappeared with the money he stole from the bank leaving Rainbow shaking and confused
>She was free to go home
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>>37649149
You’re too slow
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>>37649149
>Rainbow felt herself changing
>Her lap times increased
>It just didn’t make sense
>She started getting weaker and softer despite training more
>Come on Dashie get it together
>She can’t stop thinking about the way slendrAnon touched her
>All over her
>His tentacle was so... up on to her pussy that she forgot she was wearing panties over it
>His hands were so nimble that she only remembered them as more tentacles
>She never felt her body get groped like that before
>And still can’t remember everything that happened
>All she knows is she wants a rematch this instant
>Rainbow can’t even punch criminals as hard anymore until this is settled
>More time goes by and her body starts to change
>Rainbow’s super suit is super tight on her now
>Her muscles are softer
>Her hips got wider and her chest went up a cup size
>She trains hard to undo this but it only persists
>Rainbow’s thighs thicken a little and lose their firmness
>She corners a mugger one day and realizes he’s staring at her nipples poking through her suit
>Starts angrily beating him up but she can barely hurt him
>He manages to grope her before she uses all her stamina to subdue him
>Rainbow was supposed to intimidate these guys not make them horny
>She weirdly feels as though this only means she’s ready to face slendrAnon for that rematch
>She’s so angry she could just kiss him
>And uh... punch him
>And kiss him
>what is happening to her?
>Rainbow starts seeking slendrAnon’s hideout
>Can’t find it no matter the technology
>One night she wakes up to a surprise attack in her own hideout
>Someone infiltrated
>In costume she finds slendrAnon
>Gets weak in the knees when she should be prepared
>Part of her wants those tentacles so bad but begs her to run away
>She fights him, feeling relieved somehow when he defeats her even more easily in her own lair
>She tries to run, but her bouncing braless tits slow her down
>He catches up, tentacles wrestle her to the floor
>Rainbow struggles until she feels something slip into her mouth
>It his... why does this feel... familiar?
>Her mind instantly goes blank as he pushes the whole length of his cock between her lips
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>>37649413
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>>37648942
>lithe
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>tfw never got to write Hootershy getting banged in this outfit by Anon in a seedy rock club bathroom.

One of my many regrets.
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>>37652796
Flutters being goth is nice, but my favorite will always be Sweatershy with big sweater puppies.
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>PPP thread bans EQG
>Still use EQG datasets
They don't even know what they believe.
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>>37653806
>>PPP
Who's that?
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Here is a continuation to an old Twilight story. I might continue updates at infrequent times.
>>37488931

>You walk outside of your home. For once you would like Twilight antics to be something not destructive.
>Looking at the end of the block, you can still see her peeking from the corner with a piece of toast hanging in her mouth.
>Even if you were to try and ignore her, she would still find a way to get your attention.
"Let's get this over with." you thought as you approached her.

"Twilight. What are you doing?" you say staring at her.
>Twilight stares at you like a deer caught in the headlights of a car.
>Her a face lightens up for a second and she then bolts forward bumping into you, the toast comes flying from her mouth and latches on to your shirt while she bounces down to the ground.
"Ah, Anon. I was in a rush... I didn't see you."

>You stare at her for a bit, "So-"
"Oh, no I made a mess of your shirt." Twilight says interrupting you and pointing to your clothes.
>You pull your shirt forward to look at the toast, "It's not hat big of a deal-" you start before stopping. You could hear the sound of your shirt ripping and something chewing.
>The piece of toast that was latched to you was eating into your clothing.
>You jump in reaction, "Twilight, the toast. It's eating my shirt!" you blurt out.

>Twilight's gets up from the ground, "Ah, hold on. I'll get it." she says as she puts her hands together to make a small ember using magic.
"Wait, don't Twilight. That's fire magi-" you say, but it's already too late. She let the ember fly forward, scorching the living toast.
>It falls to the ground while a large part of your shirt lies in ruin, scorched from her magic as well.
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"Ooops... You smell like burned toast now." Twilight says with a low chuckle.
>You sigh. The day is already off to a weird start with her.
"Since, I'm the one who damaged it. I'll take responsibility and fix it right away." Twilight says pulling her backpack in front of her.
>She opens it and pulls out a large kit of cloth, needs, and other devices meant for tailoring, "I brought a sewing kit."
"Yeah, she planned for this." you thought.
"No, there is no reason for you to do that" you respond, "I'll just go get another shirt for school-"
>As you turn your head to face your home across the street, you can see what appears to be more pieces of toast exiting your bedroom window.
>There was enough of them to make a whole loaf of bread and each of their stubby bread hands were eaten parts of all your shirts and one carrying your boxers.
>They spot you and begin to make haste exiting your bedroom as fast as they can and disappear as they exit towards the back of the roof.
>You look to Twilight who is blushing and scratching her cheek, "Hehehehe... sorry."

>You let out a long sigh. You don't have the time to go downtown to a store to buy new shirts and you don't have the money either.
>You look towards Twilight, "Do you know how to use that kit?"
>She nods enthusiastically at your question, "Rarity showed me how to fix clothes."

"...Fine." you say as Twilight shakes her kit in excitement "Yeeee."
>You lead her to the doorway of your home and unlock it, entering into the living room. "Come on in."
>Twilight enters your home for the first time admiring the look of it, "Wow, I can't believe this is the first time I've entered into your house while being invited in. It's just as exciting."
"What" you say, "What?" Twilight responds
>You close the door behind you and ignore what Twilight just said, "...So how long do you think it will take you to fix my shirt?"
>Twilight moves to your couch and takes a seat with her kit. You remove your shirt and hand it over to her and she looks at it with interest, "I'll have it done in 12 minutes."
"Okay, you say." taking a seat in an empty chair. Twilight slowly begins to use magic to animate your clothes along with the needle, thread, and replacement cloth. It appears she'll be using the same magic rarity and those girls from the fashion club.
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>You sit silently with Twilight in your living room as she works to fix your shit.
"Hey, Anon..." Twilight says breaking the silence. "What?" you reply
"After I'm done with this. Can we walk to school together?" she asks you.
>You pause, "So she just wanted to walk to school together this morning?" you thought.
>Walking to school together. It's not the weirdest thing she has done to get next to you. But it's somehow the most mildest, ignoring the part with the cloth eating toast. And it's not like you're going to go shopping for clothes after this either.
>You look to Twilight with a calm expression, "...I guess we can. But only as long you're not planning on doing something else weird on the way to school."
>You can see a joyful smile come upon Twilight's face as she begins to pick up pace with repairing your shirt, "Not on the way to school, I'm not".
>You can feel it in your bones. It's going to be a long way.
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>>37653951
Twi a cute
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>>37649413
>Come on rainbow, fight him!
>It was already in her mouth and was difficult pulling back out
>Rainbow barely remembers being brought to this kneeling position
>She’s too dizzy to stay on her feet for long
>Her intruder bats her half assed punches away
>Tentacles grab her all over again
>Maneuvering her legs and hips to their will
>Rainbow can’t stop hungrily glancing at slendrAnon’s cock as he bends her tired knees and forces her back down
>She moans as the tip pokes her cheek
>Her willingly parting lips
>She missed sucking on slendrAnon’s thick warm length
>Rainbow doesn’t know what her plan is
>There is no plan
>Only thing she can think about is keeping her jaw agape for slendrAnon’s... his...
>It fills her mouth and reaches her throat each motion
>It takes about another minute or so
>She feels him cumming
>Shuts her eyes and swallows everything given into her
>Stands back up after another moment
>Back and forth she stumbles in a clumsy fighting stance
>Why did she just let him do that?
>Feels betrayed by her own self
>SlendrAnon says something about joining him
>Rainbow can’t register his exact words but wouldn’t need him to ask
>Stumbles again, tries to keep her boobs from bouncing a little under her thin super suit
>She knows he likes the sight of her wide hips and visible panty line and erect nipples
>Doesn’t even realize some of his cum is dripping to her chin
>What an arousing sight for him to see
>She has been defeated again, and just as suddenly as he appeared,
>He was gone once more
>Rainbow falls to her knees
>Expecting to break down crying after being violated like that
>But instead sighs longingly from the taste of him still in her mouth
>Slips her fingers between her cameltoe but can’t replicate what those slick tentacles could do to her through the clothing
>But she tries
>It’s not the same but Rainbow doesn’t stop before reaching climax like slendrAnon did with her
>She must find his hideout
>For another rematch
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>>37653806
They haven't actually banned it. It's literally only one retarded schizo sperging out about it, unfortunately this absolute retard is a legitimate autist and he's the one who makes the OP and handles the Gdoc. He once got banned for sperging out like a lunatic about G5 and it was pathetic seeing him cry about it on the altbooru forums. Just ignore him like everyone else does, he's pathologically convinced he's responsible for the project because he's spent hours collecting and organising data and it's literally the only achievement in his NEET autistic life, so he's gone full schizo about it. Literally no one else cares, we're even organising G5 datasets there while he seethes and gets his posts jannied.
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>>37654072
Nice
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>>37649413
>>More time goes by and her body starts to change
>>Rainbow’s super suit is super tight on her now
>>Her muscles are softer
>>Her hips got wider and her chest went up a cup size
You dropped your card, king.
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>>37656220
Ah, righto, tip top
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EWE is live and just you know, got about 10 minutes before show starts.

Oh hey, YT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CknmvmAL-EQ

Twitch is EquestrianWrestlingEnt

Card:
Pinkie Pie w/Limestone Pie vs Princess Celestia w/Princess Luna
Zecora vs Gilda
Chrysalis vs Autumn Blaze
Indigo Zap vs Cheerilee
Spitfire vs Starlight Glimmer
#1 Contender to Honorary Alicorn Title - Falls Count Anywhere: Fluttershy vs Maud Pie
#1 Contendership to Best Ship Titles - Tornado Tag: Octavia and Vinyl Scratch vs Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk
#1 Contender to Best Waifu Title - Elimination: Applejack vs Rarity vs Treehugger
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IS THERE ANY HUMANIZED FIM? HOW ABOUT THE PONIES AS HUMANS AND NO HUMANOIDS.
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>>37656443
Got Results:
10/9
Princess Celestia w/Princess Luna defeats Pinkie Pie w/Limestone Pie in 10:35 with the Last Ride Powerbomb.
Gilda defeats Zecora in 17:02 with a Critical Accolade. Zecora might be injured.
Autumn Blaze defeats Chrysalis in 10:08 with a Pearl River Plunge. Sunset came out and attacked Autumn Blaze during the match.
Cheerilee defeats Indigo Zap in 7:37 with the Honor Roll Driver.
Starlight Glimmer defeats Spitfire in 11:49 with a Spear.
#1 Contender to Honorary Alicorn Title - Falls Count Anywhere: Maud Pie defeats Fluttershy in 25:37 with a Sharpshooter.
#1 Contendership to Best Ship Titles - Tornado Tag: Octavia and Vinyl Scratch defeat Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk in 16:22, Vinyl pinning Sonata with the Hurricane Driver.
#1 Contender to Best Waifu Title - Elimination: Applejack defeats Rarity and Treehugger. Applejack eliminates Treehugger with a Critical Apple Slam in 9:13. Treehugger might be Injured. Applejack taps out Rarity in 16:54 with a Lay-down Ankle Lock.
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>>37657561
>IS THERE ANY HUMANIZED FIM?
ya and its called EQG
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>>37654881
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>>37652796
>erect nipples
unf
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>>37660150
>>37660155
>>37660162
>>37660168
>>37660189
Nice
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>>37658675
Oh you...
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>>37657818
Based AJ
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>>37659309
Booba
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>>37658675
Then why isn't it called MLP:Humans?
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>>37653951
>>37654881
More of either of these would be fuckin nice.
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When your GF finds name brand underwear in your drawer instead of the ones she made you
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>>37664444
>"Anon! I thought you CARED about meeee!"
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>>37664444
Rarity the stuff you made the underwear out of itches like crazy and makes my balls hot.
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>>37665110
Why didn’t you use the sequined ball fan she lovingly stitched for you over the course of an entire week?
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>>37665110
You will itch and you will like it
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>>37665745
But Rarity
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>>37665110
>>37665745
>>37666162
Heh
>inb4 Rarity making it itch on purpose because she wants to watch you scratch your balls a lot
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>>37665125
>sequined ball fan
lol
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Grey, are you still there? Is the update for Venus Mercy ready yet?
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>>37665125
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>"YOU SAID YOU WORE A CONDOM ANON!"
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>>37667945
"You thought I had a condom? I thought you were on the pill so I didn't get one."
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>>37667945
"How could you not have been able to tell if I had a condom or not? My dick was right there in your pussy! You poked a hole in it, didn't you?"
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>"Shitter's clogged, and we gotta do a food run later"
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>>37669237
Can’t you eat from the couple dispute downstairs?
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>>37664444
Checked
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>>37664198
Cuz you’re gay
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>>37669237
Aria tummy
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>>37653951
So is Twilight just going to ignore the fact that she released clothes eating bread into the world?
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>>37669991
Would different sources taste differently depending on the situation?

Divorce = Sour
Caught partner cheating = Spicy
Chilling Tantrum = Sweet
Fighting in general = Salty
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>>37671367
Only until someone else notices
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>>37673270
Coloratura Dazzlings crossover
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>>37672181
>Twilight you released clothes eating bread that breaks into people's homes for food just to walk to school with your crush?
Twilight: Yes.
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>>37676251
Guaranteed DIAMONDS
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>>37675551
Cute
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>>37676251
Vinyl scratch kind of woman you fuck

Octavia is the kind of woman you make love to
Unless it’s Britbong Octavia, then she’s the kind of woman that fucks you
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requesting bottomless version of bloom bum here
dont want to post this in the draw thread
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>>37677102
I fucking love ZLS.
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>>37677531
Nigga if you don’t think the drawthread will do it what makes you think this image dump will?
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>>37677102
Based
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>>37675551
I can’t believe it but
I want to cum inside Izzy Moonbow
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>>37680983
I want to fingerbang Fluttershy
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>>37681752
And which location would you say you want to perform this activity in?
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>>37681759
On top of the gym rooftops
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>>37681759
Yes
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>>37681839
Me on the left
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>>37681839
> “Anon no! You promised!”
If you didn’t want me to do this why aren’t you wearing underwear?
> “Y-you asked me not to!”
Exactly, you knew what was gonna happen.
> “You’re mean”
You’re sexy
> “Fluttershy noises” someone’s gonna see!”
Not if you fix your face
> “I hate you”
No you don’t.
> “You’re bad”
And your wet.
> “T-that’s only because you keep touching it!”
I haven’t heard you say stop once.
> “St-……..A-Anon? Is that?….. Is that your?”
Try to keep those moans to a minimum now.
> “N-no we cant here! Absolutely nohaahhhhhhh~”
I knew you’d COME around.
> “I’m telling Angel”
Yeah, go home and tell your little buddy about how I gave it to you good in the middle of a crowded train, how you came your brains out the second I put it in.
> “How did you know?!”
How else would I know?
By Fucking Fluttershy
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>>37681783
Lol
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Could someone update Focusbx's kemono.party entry? I'm not into the pedo stuffs, but I want to see the full set of his/her take on 'iced latte with breast milk' with Pinkie Pie.

https://kemono.party/patreon/user/6638462
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>>37683154
>Dumb numeme behind a paywall
Is it really worth it?
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> "Why must we do this in public Darling?"
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>>37684594
Because you specifically you wanted to experience "the thrill of getting caught"
isn't this exiting "Darling"?
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>>37684704
Sounds like rarara
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>>37685448
>Rarity wants to do a little exhibitionism play
>Problem is, when the time comes, she gets stage fright
>tfw you have to coax Rarity into taking off her clothes behind a bush or a plane bathroom
>tfw you aren't wearing a condom cause Rarity like it au natural
>tfw someone walks by and you accidentally forget you aren't wearing a condom
>tfw you cum inside Rarity in public
look me in the eyes and tell me this isn't EXACTLY how Rarity wanted it to end up
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I swear half the shit posted here is literally just canterslut #2 and I love it.
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>>37685958
You should have seen us in 2013
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>>37685514
It was like she had your cock in Vice grip
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>>37687702
She’s on rare-oin
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>>37685448
>>37685514
Sounds better than how I’d imagine it
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>>37687342
Booba
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>>37690376
Comic-Con was great last year. I even got some ass for my chick who swore up and down she was Rarity
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>>37685958
Sounds pretty based
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>>37685958
>>37648942
>>37649051
Fingerbang and Canterslut are practically the same general at this point except the latter is younger and gayer.
Prove me wrong. You can’t.
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>>37690809
Lucky bastard
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>>37691913
>Fingerbang and Canterslut are practically the same general at this point
And that's a good thing! I think that's kinda hot.
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> “ There, you saw. We done here?”
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>>37692904
Unf
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>>37693576
Wish there was more to this image
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>>37694408
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The Show is starting.

10/17 "Golden Ticket Rumble"
Twilight Sparkle vs Adagio Dazzle
Princess Luna and Princess Celestia vs Pinkie Pie and Limestone Pie
Sunset Shimmer vs Autumn Blaze w/Ember
Rarity vs Treehugger
Golden Ticket Rumble - Featuring Every Mare not in Main Event.
Honorary Alicorn Title: Moondancer(C) vs Maud Pie
Best Ship Titles: Berry Punch and Derpy Hooves(C) vs Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch
Best Waifu Title: Trixie Lulamoon(C) vs Applejack

twitch at EquestrianWrestlingEnt

YT at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CnTg6YR3VQ
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>>37695666
10/17 "Golden Ticket Rumble" results are in.
Twilight Sparkle defeats Adagio Dazzle in 8:22 with a critical Attitude Adjustment.
Pinkie Pie and Limestone Pie defeat Princess Luna and Princess Celestia in 16:23 after Limestone pinned Luna with a Double Arm DDT.
Autumn Blaze w/Ember defeats Sunset Shimmer in 10:47 with a Pearl River Plunge.
Treehugger defeats Rarity in 11:08 with a Critical Five Star Frog Splash.
Golden Ticket Rumble: Limestone Pie wins in 54:20, last eliminating Octavia Melody. Rest of top 8 included Adagio Dazzle, Spitfire, Princess Luna, Gilda, Rainbow Dash, and Lightning Dust.
Honorary Alicorn Title: Moondancer(C) defeats Maud Pie in 13:58 with a Backslide Pin.
Best Ship Titles: Berry Punch and Derpy Hooves(C) defeat Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch in 18:00 after Derpy pinned Vinyl after a Superkick.
Best Waifu Title: Trixie Lulamoon(C) defeats Applejack in 7:45 with a Phoenix Splash.


I'm heavily annoyed, every nerf I've done to Trixie hasn't affected her at all.
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>>37696138
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>37696229
Here's what I've changed:
Move %ages to slow usage of moves.
Fight Style to lesser version of fight style.
Ukemi so she'll actually attempt to take more moves.

Testing rematches with AJ have proved... still worrying. She's been going over ten minutes on a regular basis but still always wins.
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Hey, you know what rhymes with hump her thighs?
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>>37696313
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>>37696482
Nice
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>>37696258
Lol this is just wild
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>>37695666
Checked
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>>37687919
Or Raroids
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I've finally updated Shooting Sunset:
https://ponepaste.org/5731

begins at line 1204

I wanted to get to the training but this update was getting pretty long.
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>>37696138
Based AJ for at least trying
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>>37697758
>”Do you even lift Darling?”
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>>37696482
Unf
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>>37698038
I like it.
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>>37698635
Applejack has always been based
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>>37702139
>”anyway here’s wonderwall”
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>>37701446
>old Sundown
Based.
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>>37702139
THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST THE BREAST
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>>37701446
More to this?
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>>37702590
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>>37696313
Fuckherdry?
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I would like a humanized Izzy Moonbow to take to bed with me.
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>>37704460
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>>37698038
Just read the whole thing so far and I gotta say I liked it better than your Hootershy story. Whatever you’re doing keep it up!
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>>37705101
Appreciate that.

Though even I can admit Hootershy is probably my weakest/worst work. That or Prom Night even though I enjoyed writing that one and still have a soft sport for it today, but going back there were a bunch of things I wish I did differently.

I just wanted to write big boobie Fluttershy coom and it kinda got out of hand. example: I never intended to give Anon that big of a dick, the reactions from the thread as I went along dictated I go that big.
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>>37704460
Lol
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>>37673270
God these 2 were qt's
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>>37706215
We all have those moments
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bump
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Glad themeparks are back.
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>>37708592
Das cute
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>>37708592
They were gone?
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>>37707041
I ship them with each other
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>>37696313
Show the rest please.
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>>37711997
seconding if there is more anyway
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>>37597142
She Almost looks like Mia Fey
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>>37603642
Fluttershy will always have big tits in my head canon
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If only there was a mod to make the city look more like the EQG world too. The girls look so out of place.
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>>37714257
They’re on vacation
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>>37654881
Nice
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>>37714257
>”All we had to do was follow the fucking train Twilight”
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>>37716720
I will always love this image
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>When hubby comes home from a hard day at work
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>>37717594
>"Honey I turned everything black and white except my lipstick. Isn't that cool?"
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>>37716124
Lmao
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>>37613498
No problem! I was originally going to update the story soon after, but life got in the way for a bit.
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>>37720796
>b&thro
>again
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>>37720827
>Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here.
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>>37720827
I think it's trying to communicate with us.
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>>37723361
Unf
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>>37718969
giwtwm
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had an eqg related dream this evening. dont have time rn to format it properly though
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>>37717594
JESUS LORD
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>>37724888
cliffnotes, nigga, the trips demand it
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>>37725144
>>37724888
alright. please excuse the shitty formatting
>in the dream I had been at some sort of fair/flea market for a while. the dream had already gone on for a while
>I'd already met some author (whose pseudonym I sadly forgot immediately after waking up) who'd written over 1000 space novels all on his own, and talked with him and he had a robot from one of his stories. his assistant looked like a humanized Sunset Shimmer.
>festival was winding down now. suddenly it was actually was eqg styled.
>I walk there, and come up to a stand at the corner where an older lady (yellow skin, red hair, looking sort of like a less chunky and less old eqg granny smith) was still advertising butterfingers candy bars of her own making. She was less entusiastic now than before, there was only one left
>I bought it. A little girl came into my field of vision who wanted it as well. I asked if she wanted to share, and gave her half
>suddenly MLP voices are heard, and I as a person stop existing and instead see it like camera perspectives of a cartoon. (the dialogue is apporximated, I don't remember it exactly)
Twilight: "The experiments are finally finished!"
Sunset (or RD?): "Twilight, what's going on? we're all on... high heels?
>artstyle less finished now, sort of wobbly, experimental, notably lankier characters. more dynamic
>they're anthro now, we can see that rainbow dash has hoof feet. One image stayed in mind particularly, I tried to draw it. Imagine this, but better drawn with proper proportions, black leather jacket, and slightly thicker outlines, even moreso than in the show. face however is nearly on point: https://u.smutty.horse/mdtwmcauach.jpg
>butterfingers lady has seen this and so has the little girl (who are still eqg people)
>Twilight casts a spell by snapping her fingers, the lady and girl stand there eyes wide open
>short flashback-like sequence shows she's done it before on that day, it erases/edits the memorys of people so it was as if she was never seen by anyone. a bit like Men in black's neuralizer
TS: "[something about magic in the world getting stronger or something] ... but some other powers have also become aware of us"
>suddenly a portal opens behind butterfingers shop counter, starts pulling Twi in (she's like horizontal in the air being pulled into it, her arm holding onto sunsets who's still standing) and Trixie who's hanging onto Twi's leg, possibly others of their friend group
Sunset stands behind the counter, Rainbow dash too
TS: "No! I don't want to go! You're my friends!"
>Sunset says something about their friendship being true or something. Presumably Twi and Trix then got sucked in
>dream shifts to me (I was now no longer a camera perspective, but a person again) looking at a map that in the dream was a joke from the simpsons (map of a town, with buildings named things like "cybernet shop, internet doesn't so exist stop asking" or an "Agency ageny") and I walking around a normal street corner
Then I woke up.
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>>37714257
Can’t you use the pony town thing? That’s close enough.
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the anni really gave me a new appreciation for eqg. I don't like its modern world setting all that much, but it still managed to be really comfy a lot.
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>almost halloween
>no sign of Sarge
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>>37728003
Every single old writefag has officially left
Looks like we’re old news now
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>>37728003
I waited about three years to see Anonymous Werewolf 3 completed, but I have a bad feeling that we'll never see the end of Anonymous Werewolf 4. Almost makes me want to finish it myself, just for the closure
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>>37726660
I don’t think it works that way
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>>37727277
Same
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>>37728076
Cute super saiyans
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>>37727277
It was a fun series
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>>37731016
nude edit when
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>>37720798
Understandable
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>>37727277
The first is still bad
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>>37733831
Yeah
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>>37590820
Nope, been dealing with a lot of gay shit in my life, but getting back on it
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>>37730413
Thanks.
>>37667397
I actually meant to reply to your other posts from way before too:
>>37509392
>>37509399
>>37509403
My best lazy explanation/excuse is this:
I meant to have an update by the end of the weekend when I posted https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37408127/#37420009
But then it got delayed a day or two and then you guys died early so I was just waiting until this place was back on track again.
And then after that, I got caught up in someone else's stupid range ban so I couldn't even post or respond to you until that lifted. And before that was over, your posts got deleted anyway because those pics might have been too spicy for a blue board.
>>37587491
See above but I also just haven't really been here because I don't hang out on /mlp/ as often as that guy you mentioned pretends I do. I recognize him, he sometimes comes to retry peddling his spiteful narrative. I saw a couple of days ago anyway but decided to make sure I made him wait an entire month so next time he sees me he'd be on his period again. There's about 40-something posts left until bump limit, he has time.
Anyway guess I'll update now.
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>>37735700
Previously: >>37069160

>It’s just another normal day at the training facility, nothing really seems out of the ordinary.
>The trainees are doing their usual routines involving sit-ups, laps, wall climbing with the necessary equipment, small sports games, swimming, etc.
>All is quiet, all is well and making good progress.
>Until- [loud banging noises]
>Shouting accompanies it.
>”Guys, what the fuck, get him already!” From inside the locker rooms.
>Louder banging ensues seconds later.
>One of the more no-nonsense coaches slams his clipboard onto the nearby desk and marches on over to investigate the ruckus disrupting everything.
>The facility’s atmosphere should be back to normal once this is resolved.
>All these banging noises cannot just be locker doors slamming, there’s too much weight and momentum put into it.
>The coach starts running now, pushing some of the trainees out of the way in the process of getting over to where he heard the noises come from
>It was all so loud that the coach could hear it all from clear across the noisy gym.
>Those yelps and screams are disconcerting.
>Other guys seem to be cheering almost, some are chanting “fight”.
>”We got a problem here?” The coach storms in, pushing past the hollering crowd of guys in their late teens and early 20s. “Hey!”
>The plethora of feuding young men with to-be bruises and redness in their faces don’t even notice the coaches approaching until they’re being pulled away by their arms and collars.
>The conflict is broken up.
>”What’s all this?!” The first coach pulls a flailing guy off of another who has blood on his knuckles. “The hell is this shit? What are you doing?”
>”Bro what the fuck just happened?” A young trainee gasps under his breath and then again louder.
>All the other guys continue clamoring and pacing around as the guys involved in the locker room fight are herded away in different directions.
>Barely anyone saw what really happened.
>But those who did, they just stand there.
>Wide-eyed and in complete shock of what they witnessed.
~
>Later on.
>One by one, the trainees who were involved in the scuffle are sat down in separate rooms and inquired regarding what happened and why and who’s fault it is.
>”Well uh, I guess a couple of guys tried to gang up on one of the new guys and… I tried to break it up.” One lad with an ice packet over a swollen eye starts off.
>He runs his hand along the back of his head along his dark brown buzz cut hair, massaging the back of his neck before wincing in pain.
>”I mean, he did hit me too, or someone did, but I swear I was just trying to break it up.”
>”So who was it who initiated the fight?” The interrogating coach asks in a calm but stern voice.
>…
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>>37735708
>A second guy with a balled up and bloody handkerchief under his nose refuses to say much in the next room over.
>His ruffled, messed up up blonde hair hangs over one of his eyes from being thrashed around as tears run down his bruised cheeks.
>”I was told you were in front of everyone else when this happened.” A separate coach says to him.
>He just sits there and shakes his head, blankly staring forward in disbelief while sniffling a little.
>”If you want this to be over sooner you’ll have to tell me the truth, okay?”
>Another coach places this guy’s wrist onto some ice in a small bucket.
>Examining the damage done to it.
>”We might need to get him looked at. It’s sprained, at least.”
>The first coach sighs with an annoyed look. “The things I put up with.” He mutters.
>At this moment, the teary-eyed trainee swallows his guilt for a second and speaks up.
>”N-no one saw what happened, right?”
>…
>A third brawler sits in another room with a busted lip and a swollen eye, clutching his ribcage.
>But he’s pretty pissed off.
>”So why would you say you acted out in this way? Who else was involved in this? I need names.” A coach sits back down and asks him.
>”You don’t know the half of the story, man! That asshole’s been asking for it ever since he got here!”
>”Slow down, son, slow down. I’m going to need you to walk me through every detail in chronological order.”
>The trainee coughs in his chair.
>”Do you need some water?”
>”I’m fine, man.”
>”You sur-”
>”I said I’m FUCKING FINE!”
>”Hey hey hey hey hey, don’t be raising your voice at me. You’re already on thin ice here.”
>He scoffs at the coach and rolls his eyes, scratching his stubble.
>The coach sighs. “Look, if you want this to be easier, you’re going to have to cooperate with me and tell me the truth. Do I make myself clear?”
>”What difference does it make, man? You’re just gonna let him off easy anyway.”
>”Who else was involved in the assault?”
>”Just fucking expel me already, man! I don’t even care any more!”
>…
>Several hours afterward.
>”So you’re saying that Reggie’s lying then?” A coach asks the fourth trainee who was obviously involved in the scuffle.
>”I, uh, I’m not calling him a liar I’m just saying he’s lying.”
>”Well, isn’t that the same thing? Is he telling the truth or not?”
>”No, he’s not. He wasn’t trying to break it up, he was in on it too.”
>The coach starts jotting the information down on his clipboard. “You realize you boys are going to face serious penalties for this, right?”
>The trainee shamefully nods in the hospital bed, staring at the floor and holding his dislocated shoulder through the sling.
>”What did… he… say about what happened?”
>”You’re gonna have to be more specific. Who?”
>…
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>>37735714
>Back to several hours beforehand when it was about 45 minutes or so after the fight.
>You sit in the office chair.
>”So you’re saying they all came at you and attacked you first?” The coach asks you.
“Yeah.”
>”And there were about five of them, all attacking you at once.” He gives you a look.
“Well what do you want me to tell you?”
>”You uh, mind actually telling me what happened? I want you to be honest with me. I’m not in the mood to waste any more of my time here.”
“Ask everyone else! They saw. Those guys came at me for no reason!”
>The coach gives you another look, examining your complete lack of bruises or any kind of injuries.
>He doesn’t believe a word you’re saying.
“I’m telling you the truth! I did absolutely nothing wrong.”
>”That huge fight happened, against you, and you came out of it completely unscathed?”
“Well /I/ didn’t start the fight.” You lightly gesture your opened hand at your chest like a singer or bitchy soccer mom. “I did nothing wrong here. I was just defending myself.”
>”Sure.” The coach sarcastically responds to you. “Look, I want this to be over just as much as you do but you’re going to have to be completely honest with me. It’ll make this easier for both of us.”
“And I am.”
>”I’m sorry but I find it awfully hard to believe they were all against you, and you walked out of that without a single bruise. Is there something you’d like to tell me?”
>You shrug back at him, unable to actually explain what’s really going on.
>…
>It’s a good thing a lot of the bystanders got the chance to give their account too.
>Otherwise, you might have been completely kicked out instead of just suspended.
>All the other guys were only suspended as well, since there’s not a solid enough case to get them expelled.
>You were all punished equally.
>What a load of bullshit.
>But whatever.
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>For some reason, whether or not you were being watched in your dorm room hasn’t been an issue for you anymore ever since the suspension.
>Something’s different now.
>It’s like a dark cloud that was hanging over you has decided to fuck off ever since you unexpectedly acted out in the way you did.
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>>37735718
>And here you are now.
>Working out like you always do, texting your new buddies about your dumb little locker room fight.
>Withhold most of the details because they’d think you’re making it up if you simply tell them the truth.
>It’s a blessing and a curse to win that hard but not be able to seriously brag about it on account of no one believing you.
>There’s a couple of new college friends you’ve gathered over the weeks leading up to now.
>And you’ll be able to actually start spending time with them.
>Since, well, you know. Suspended from training for a week.
>Boring life with friends leads you to right outside a bar you’re not old enough to enter yet.
>But it’s fine because there’s this girl you now know who’s old enough to enter and also get you beers from the store to bring to parties.
>Her name’s Spitfire.
>Really athletic type girl, and really your type.
>Your first true introduction to her is at a restaurant table with a couple of the guys.
>”So even our OWN team members avoided passing her the ball. Because she’d always kick it so hard that it’d go clear across the street and I’m like ‘girl you don’t have to kick the ball that damn hard every time’ but she didn’t care. I dunno what her problem was.” The girl concludes the story she was telling.
>”Couldn’t you have kicked her off the team?” A guy asks.
>”Not a good enough reason. Like, what would I say? Gee that girl’s scoring the goals too good, guess we better cut her from the team?”
>”I think the context does it better justice.”
>”It MIGHT. Though… I don’t think the principal would have been on my side anyway.”
>Another guy mentions something about how you’re kind of the same way with overdoing it in sports, based off of your most recent basketball match with them.
>You stare at him after he says it.
>He just shrugs back at you with a friendly smile, obviously not serious or expecting you to take it seriously.
>So you water down your reaction to avoid making a scene and turn back to Spitfire.
>”Well, surely you’re not THAT bad right?” She asks you.
“I uh… I got my way of doing things.”
>The guy snickers.
“What? Why don’t you go ahead and tell her my whole workout routine while you’re at it.”
>”Dude you’re the one who spent a whole hour telling us all about how you beat up five guys at once in a fuckin’ locker room.” He rebuts.
>Yeah uh… you might have given more details than you’d like to admit to yourself.
>Spitfire doesn’t seem to take any interest in that story, as though she already doesn’t believe it.
>You kind of shook your head at what the guy said anyway as though he were exaggerating something or making it up entirely.
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>>37735721
>”He’d so kick the ball all the way across town.” Another guy says. “Prolly break a window too”
“Hey don’t tempt me, man. You’d be the one running after it anyway. I ain’t going after that thing unless you’re racing me to it.”
>”Oh my god that is exactly something I’d expect Rainbow to say!” Spitfire almost spits out her drink. “You sound like, just like her.” She starts laughing under her breath.
“Well how good is she at soccer?” Could I beat her at it?”
>”Oh, really god. Really good. She’s got mad skills for sure.” Spitfire tells you. “Goes to this college too I think.”
>Secretly, you already know whom she’s talking about.
>It’s literally the girl you switched dorm rooms with.
>What a fucking coincidence this is; but you’re not going to let these people know.
>Still gotta keep yourself low on everyone’s radar and all that.
>Maybe the guilt will stop getting to you completely one day, but it’s still living in the back of your mind for the time being.
>Then you can stop being so careful and just have fun again.
>”We should play sometime so you can show me how good you are.”
“At soccer?”
>”Yeah. I mean, you ARE good at soccer, a-”
“Yup.” You instantly respond, holding true to yourself that you’re good at absolutely everything you try.
>When your suspension is brought up, so is the fabled locker room fight once more, and Spitfire actually begins to inquire on how it went where you ended up getting suspended.
>You’re sure to twist the story around this time to make it sound more realistic and less… bombastic.
>A couple of the guys say some shit like ‘that’s not what you told me” to which you respond saying they’re remembering it wrong and that they’d suck at that telephone whispering game.
>In any case, no soccer match even happens today and you just go back to your dorm to relax.
>Already did all your lifting earlier and loosening up while letting your guard down would feel even better now.
>Too bad there’s nothing cool on TV anymore.
https://ponepaste.org/3518
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>>37733831
eqg doesn't truly start until RR
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Apologies for the extended absence. Life and other hobbies have been taking up most of my time.

Finally getting around to the start of my next project. I was completely stalled on how it should actually begin, but now I feel like I have something relatively concrete.

If all goes well, I should have the first bit up by week's end, unless people would prefer I wait until the next thread is up and running.
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>>37735725
>Someone finally writes about human Spitfire again
Been too long since this happened last
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>>37735846
Welcome back boys
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>>37736416
Unf
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>>37735846
Based Magnanon. I'm excited to read some Apple green from you m8.
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>>37735913
She barely even appeared in fim too
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>>37738687
>”wot the fack did ya wake me up for bellend?”
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>>37735700
Glad you’re not ded, I still need to catch up on your moondancer green
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>>37739133
Chill, Tavi. Your accent is showing
Anyway breakfast is ready, or if your not hungry we could "work up an apatite" if you catch my drift
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>>37739133
"What are you doing in my house?"





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