Would you watch a pony talk show?
>>37522448Is one of Izzy’s songs a series a cutaway gags?
>>37522448Wanna hear another joke, Izzy?
>le american show nobody outside fatmurrica knows aboutdropped
>cup handles for hooves
>>37522460Sounds kino to me.
>>37522448Is this from a promo short?
>>37522448How the fuck these abominations are holding their mugs? At least G4 poners had mugs with handles wide enough to grip those mug by hoof.
>>37522490Evens the playing field between then three pony tribes. They can all hold things, and Pegasi don’t have fwingers.
>>37522448>YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>37522475>>37522496What if the handles slot into the hoof-hearts?
>>37522496>G4cucks have no imaginationimagine my shock
>>37522448How about another joke, Izzy?
>>37522519> no no no it's not fail or/and bullshit it's a window for your imagination! you should just consume it and imagine the reasons behind this by yourself!G4 was killed by this shit and now this (de)generation is doomed from the start by the same shit.Not caring for and leaving the small fails, leading to the whole thing being a fail by itself.
>>37522519>>37522566both of you fuck off
>>37522566>consumeschizoTake your meds autist
>>37522448I swear Hitch looks scared/concerned in almost all of these promo shots, whereas the rest of the cast seems to be having a great time.
>>37522566>>37522572>>37522574Don’t ignore my post. >>37522521
>>37522566>muh lauren faust
>>37522566>overapplying logic to Izzy's Pinkie-esque cutaways>when the point is clearly their absurdity>god, faustfagz are pathetic
>>37522575He’s the straightman. But unlike Applejack and Pinkie, he won’t be getting energetic mare ass all over his face and body as were the latter’s dynamic.
>>37522566g4fags have microdicks lol
>>37522588I dunno, the promos seem to pair Zipp and Hitch together a lot.
>>37522448"Hello Izzy Pie"?>>37522467In fact, many game shows in your country are imported western ones, you just don't know because they've been renamed on localization.
>>37522448>Every fucking day. Every single fucking day. This little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid fucking look on her face.
>>37522475It's possible, but not in the way it's shown here.
>>37522588I hope Hitch doesn't get overplayed as the straight man
>>37522615That hoof would not be able to fit through there without squishing. >>37522521You can’t cheat like that in 3D.
>>37522614>filenameThere's a cop right there, and she'll give a fuck in one way at least
>>37522448ONLY if Rainbow Dash is the one hosting it, and if it's all about her discussing things, doing whacky interviews and pulling some pranks, a la Erick Andre. Wouldn't watch another pony talk show if it's not exactly like this.
>>37522624Just increase the handle to elephant size.
>>37522616This, sidelining him to perpetually be unenthused sets his character up to be flat as hell.
>>37522647It’s just the first movie. It’s like one big season opener episode.
>>37522651>the first movie
>>37522614Holy fuck that face is horrifying
>>37522448KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>>37522448What city is that in the background? Is this the fabled Neon City from the 2017 leaks?
>>37522651All the more reason to make the characters as rounded as possible.
>>37522448Where is this from? Source?
>>37522448Would it be hosted by Jimmy Kimblewick or Stephen Coltbert?
>>37522675This but unironically
>>37522448You mean like Pinkie’s shitty 3d show?
I’ve been conditioned to think that whenever a g5 pony is looking at the camera, even in groups, they’re gonna tell me about my cock. I’m looking at the image and all I can think about is how awkward it would be to be the guest and all the ponies are talking to me, on public television, about my cock. Even if they’re saying good things about it. Don’t you bitches have lives? Can you discuss something else?>nice cock anonThank you sunny. Thank you for telling me the same thing every single time we meet. Thank you. I no longer know if your being sarcastic, genuine, obsessed, or if you’re all just so weird that you don’t even wonder why you’re doing it.>nice cock anonOk cool. Ask me about the weather. Tell me about something you did today.>nice cock anonOk great. Why are you doing this?>nice cock anonStop it! I don’t know what you want from me anymore>nice cock anon
>find source, a list of movies>see awful scary movies littering the listWhy are normals such freaks? They don’t like cute ponies. They like blood and gore and terror.https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/entertainment/movies/2021/08/27/fall-movies-2021-exclusive-photos/8251491002/
>>37522682How does Zipp always manage to have the most personality despite being the least whacky?
I would assume this sequence is the part of this similar one. Hitch is looking lost as hell while everyone just knows what they are doing. Even the butt shaking screencap might be part of the same sequence
>>37522694All horror movies are the same now too. Most of them are just thinly veiled guro porn for some pizza and hot dog chomping, spirit cooking, casting couch raping weirdo.
>>37522719Honestly, if it's a musical sequence, I kinda want a reprise with Hitch getting into it.
Found higher res:https://u.smutty.horse/mdcpmzpxfgm.png
>>37522811can you post the movie already?
>>37522448>>37522682>>37522719This is definitely part of the same sequence, with the former taking place right after the latter even.>when the rainbow stairs explode into confetti, Hitch falls suddenly while the girls fall poised>at the talk show set, the girls are looking at the camera with mugs in hoof while Hitch looks up as if disoriented>you can even see some of the very same confetti the stairs exploded into falling from above
>>37522467in case you forgot, it's an american franchise. animated in ireland in this case iirc but the point still stands.
>>37522811Zipp and Pipp doing a coffee commercial with plausibly incestuous undertones.
>>37522719>>37522824The question remains though: what's the context of this whole sequence emphasizing Hitch being out of step with the others? It certainly has potential to be one of the worse moments of the movie.
>>37522846Boys dumb girls smart BUY OUR TOYS
>>37522851I’m sorry your show got canceled Lauren, but shitposting won’t help matters.
>>37522500thank god someone posted it
>>37522811JPG for the beloved filesize limit
>>37522846Hitch is the One Sane Pony surrounded by a bunch of lunatic mares?
>>37522851Sounds like a good way to cut out half your sales, retard corpo suits.>captcha ends in KYS
>>37522863How the fuck is Izzy the 1st/2nd most popular G5? Her face really unnerves me in this shot.
>>37522868because she is smug and has a mug
>>37522851I'd love to believe it was more like "girls and boys think differently, look at how the boy doesn't get the stupid girly games the girly girls are playing". But I don't think they could get away with implying that girls and boys aren't 1/1 the same now.
>>37522632I would watch this
>>37522863pipp's looking particularly cute here
>>37522868Izzy wants you anon, just accept it.
>>37522846This is Stalker!I'm-gonna-arrest-ya-for-ur-own-good!Hitch. He comes around in campfire scene, which is after Zephyr Heights.
>>37522824>Hitch looks up>see some of the very same confettiOh damn, good catch anon
>>37522448>TV gagI can't remember the last time I caught a TV playing a TV channelAnd fuck Fallon, Leno, Conan. Faggots don't know when to shut up, "New West" type comedy. Fuck it. The entire circuit is shit, probably because most corp-pop culture is shit. Internet media has won because its got its finger on the pulse.
>>37522886>>37522891I just hope Hitch gets on with the others early into the movie, otherwise characterization and dynamics could get muddled quite a bit...
>>37522886i'm thinking he's still skeptical after the campfire and this is directly after in bridlewood during izzy's unicorn song. by the end of it he's come around completely.
>so uhhhhhhhh Applejack what kinda cawr you drivin? you drivin a pickup truck?
>>37522913I'd prefer him beginning to hesitate more and more in the scenes leading up to the campfire scene, and that scene itself being where he fully comes around. Hopefully it's relatively early in the movie too, because I'd like to see the group all together for a majority of the film.
>>37522490G5 ponies don't have frogs. They're flat-hoofed.>>37522500/threadtpbp
>>37523084>G5 ponies don't have frogs. They're flat-hoofed.Outright false. Maybe actually watch g5 trailers, renders, and screencaps? They have anatomically incorrect upsidedown frogs.
>>37523093You can see their flat hooves in the very screencap that op and others have posted.
>>37523009funny thing is he'd actually give a shit about what she's driving
>>37523104Glasses. Wear them.
>>37522868People want Izzy's JizzyYou know you do too Anon
someone did this
>>37522575>>37522647>>37522846Hitch is the odd man out: He's confused, questioning why he's hanging out with these weirdos instead of being back home doing his job as Sheriff. Out side of his home he's legit just some guy traveling around with people he likely doesn't even care about.
>>37522605Russian, can confirm this. We have 'Urgant on evenings' (popular dude's surname/stage name).
>>37522829>animated in ireland in this case iircMLP: FiM was animated in Filipino.
>>37522467>talk shows are exclusively american
>>37522820Nah, it's just one screenshot taken from a site about movies/news site.https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/entertainment/movies/2021/08/27/fall-movies-2021-exclusive-photos/8251491002/
>>37523114See >>37523126Yes, they aren't perfectly flat. Still far, far flatter than they should be.
>>37523133He cares about Sunny; they're foalhood friends supposedly. Which makes his confusion all the greater when he sees her hanging out with enemies of the Earth Pony race.
two cute mares
>>37523244Pipp looks a lot smaller in this picture. I'm thinking she might not be a fully grown adult yet considering she's supposed to be Zipp's little sister
>>37523250Pipp just hasn't consumed the rest of the cast yet. It's why Hitch looks so concerned, he knows what's coming.
>>37523250Pipp is a little pony
>>37523244MARELET PIPP, MARELET
>>37523172I'm guessing you mean the Philippines. Filipino isn't a country.
>>37522448You're a terrible pony, Izzy!
>>37522632>"I'm trying to get sponsored by sprite"
how does g5 manage to look worse with every new thing shown?>a literal tv talk show>new york in the background>magnetic hoovesand of course the G4 thread special>trannies shitposting G4
>>37523822If g4 did this ppl would be keking at the meme. G4 can do no right by this board. It's gotten so ridiculous because you can't even tell legit criticism from just general doomfaggotry anymore.
>>37523826*g5 can do no right by this board
>>37523826It's especially funny since G4 literally did this same exact thing, but made it its own miniseries, and with worse CGI.
>>37522448jfc all the idea guys at hasbro are fucking boomers that need to drop dead
>>37523826>If g4 did this ppl would be keking at the memeIs this a joke? G4 added a grumpy cat cutie mark and it spawned a week-long shitstorm. Way to tell you're a tourist.
>>37523826Don't remember people here massively memeing Hello Pinkie Pie so I don't know if this is bait or you're a legit retard
>>37522680His main narrative purpose in the movie will likely be the skeptic that's won over by the end of the film. Just my guess.
>>37522448Only if it's hosted by pony Alan Partridge.
>>37522863The name of the show isn't even consistent.On the mugs it's "The Uni-corny Show", which would be correct for the pun they're trying to make, but on the desk it's "Unicorn-y Talks". For God's sake, Boulder Media, get it together.
>>37524230The particular segment is unicorny talks, the show is called unicorny show.
>>37522448How do they hold those mugs?
>>37523129The first good edit in this thread.
>>37524485Ponies have Ork magic. If a pony believes they can grab something with their hoof, a magical force will allow them to do so. Just like how if an Ork believes its gun still has bullets in it, the gun will fire. Even if the "gun" is just a metal box with a tube attached, and some bits of scrap metal inside.
>>37524537Bullcrap. Ork are dumb enough to believe that their guns would kill their targets, yet 90% of the time they all miss
>>37524542And that is why they always need more dakka.
>>37524542They believe their bullets will kill their targets, which they would, if the Orks hit their targets. But everyone knows greenskins can't shoot.
>>37522830I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!
>>37524036I'm certain that won't be the case, because if he's at odds with the group all the way until the end of the film then he'll hardly have time to shine as part of the mane cast, and Hitch looks like he's with it in each scene from the trailers other than this one sequence >>37522824 and the scene where he looks unenthused when Sunny says "C'mon everypony!" (which I'd imagine is around the first scene to gather all 5 ponies together). Not to mention he's smiling alongside the others in every single piece of promo material, which he wouldn't be if his narrative purpose was that.
>>37522694>Why are normals such freaks? They don’t like cute ponies. They like blood and gore and terror.Probably looking for excitement or something from their boring lives. I don't need to watch horror movies because my life is a horror movie, starring me. Ponies help.
>>37522824forgot to mention>the ponies are lined up in the same order from one to the next
A toast, for ponies.
>>37526433I wanna see ponies touch their hoof-hearts together
>>37524643We know from the story book that he leaves his home to track down Sunny and arrest her. He does not change his mind until halfway through the movie when he finally catches up to the group by a campfire, but we do not know if he does so begrudgingly to give his childhood friend a chance or if he is fully onboard the reunification train without hesitation. Going off of clips and trailers, I would bet it's the former as he consistently looks like the skeptic of the group like in OP. He won't be fully sold on the idea until the end of the movie.Like I said, this is just my guess. But I am virtually batting 1000 when it comes to predicting movies based on their promotional material.
>>37526992>halfway through the moviethe movie? or the storybook? Personally, I'm willfully avoiding that storybook, but keep in mind it's just a highly condensed outline of the plot.>he consistently looks like the skeptic of the group like in OPIn the very post you're replying to, I point out how OP is the same sequence as the rainbow bridge clip and even takes place directly after. It's more than likely one of the first scenes where all 5 are in the same scene, and the only scene at all where Hitch looks entirely unenthused is when Sunny says "C'mon everypony!" and he has a pouty expression with his ears pinned back like an annoyed horse. The only other scene where he has any similar expression is when makeup is getting put on him, which should be self-explanatory.The odds and ends promo material like pic related has him smile with the others, and during the scene where Pipp says "I so wish I had livestreamed that!" with all except Sunny visible, you can see Hitch smile along with the others. In the scenes with the five strolling through Bridlewood Forest, Hitch looks around with curiosity at the unfamiliar locale, simply taking in the scenery, and in a short moment at the end of one clip you can see an ear swivel around like a horse doing the same.
>>37527446>pic related>forgot picderp
>>37526992Going off which clips and trailers?
>>37522824>This is definitely part of the same sequence, with the former taking place right after the latter even.Congrats anon, you called it: >>37528357
>>37524590But they believe they can hit their targets without aiming yet it doesnt do its magic
>>37522846>>37522886>>37522913Well, looks like we got some of our answers with the leak of Fit Right In in Korean. >>37528357It looks like Hitch is just unsure that they really will fit in, and draws concerns to how local legends demonize other types of ponies. Meanwhile, Sunny chimes in to kindle his hope by reminding him of what they've been through together, and after each of Sunny's lines he brightens up. The sequence of him being out of step with the others is actually part of him more gradually locking into step with them over the chorus and refrain (he even does a stutter-step to match the others' gait). After he actually gets his makeover, Hitch is fully with it.
>>37522521Shouldn't it be "For Duty and Equinity"?
>>37522448Grow the fuck up you faggot kids
>>37528734oh so it's a gay acceptance story
>>37529085How the hell do you manage to draw that conclusion from that?
>>37528705They just haven't fired enough bullets yet. Eventually their bullets will hit their target. That does not mean the majority, or even that many, will hit their target.
>>37529085>>37529350oh so you're just full of shitgot it
>>37529085This is your brain on politics
>>37531252No, it's your brain on being a retard.
>>37522448Didn't they try that with "Hello Pinkie Pie"?
>>37523822It's a song sequence, numbnuts. G4 did them too, like having ponies in huge vats of jelly, or playing a video game (which technology doesn't exist in Equestria) or manifesting props out of thin air, or spontaneous parades, etc...
We are down to the wire here. Are we watching this in a cytube or how?
>>37530065But since they believe their crappy ammo can kill their target, they should have 100% accuracy and 100% of those bullets should kill even the armored marines