What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqSearchable Archive:http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyrDiscord:https://discord.gg/4yAUDzKDropboxhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0Kid Icarus ROM Hack: An alpha hack for the NES Kid Icarus game.https://filebin.ca/3NORheK9hIFr/hope.ips>old thread >>37290795
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>>37521101I don't think her plan was not being kissed at all. In fact, it seems the quite opposite.
>>37521199Woah, easy there Batman
>>37521199Don't be ridiculous. It's just a long term game of gay chicken.Those several year old marriage papers show just how dedicated they are to it.
small..small small small small small smallangry very very angry mad because smalljealous of tall sad because smalli'll show them all
also NEET satyr
>>37521634What's her name? What kind of neet is she?
>>37522078i will ask the artist when i catch him on twitter
oh, and also i did this one
>>37521634What a neat neet.Floor Bored is quality TRASH.
>>37523685Bully that bun
>>37524197That bun IS the bully.
>>37524755Turn off your dildo
>>37524229Truly a threat to any that would oppose her.
i put some color on a old DJ pic
>>37526144Anon should stamp out such slutty behaviour before it has a chance to develop.
>>37526498She became a devoted wife, and mother of two precious babybats.So he did.
>>37526498she will just fly away and shake her ass on the air
>>37526498Maybe it's her swimming costume, in which case it isn't so bad. Would be better as a one piece, though.
>>37525380There's a pic in color?
>>37522720Unless the satyr's pony parent is someone at least some in this fandom cares about, then it's highly doubtful that any would care who she is.
>>37528806I don't think so.
>>37524229She'll use vicious mockery on all those who would fight her. Even great evils so they can be humbled.
>>37528865I will make something for her then
How about we celebrate death? It'll happen to all of us, no matter the time it takes.How would satyr react if one of his or her parents suddenly died?
>>37530764>How would satyr react if one of his or her parents suddenly died?pic related
>>37531425She would break.Luckily, he won't die till he meets his first great, great grandchild. At the very least.
>>37532210Thorn wants to be hardcore, but her mom won't let her.
>>37525404Sorry, Gumdrop has a 7 edges a day quota to meet.
>>37531722I don't know, she seems to have matured a lot. Maybe she could hold it together for the sake of her daughter.
>>37534621She's a qt patootie.
>>37534941How dare you?!
>>37535373She is though
Will Suu Tei ever get used to the summers of the southern lands?
>>37536966Suu Tei version when?
>>37536975When it was obvious Cider was heir apparent and would get the farm, the boi decided to start his new farm a lot closer to the northern border for her.It's easier for him, Petunia, Feather and Daedalus to get used to the cold than her to get used to the heat.Can always put more on, can only take so much off and all that.
Forget not that September 19th tis "Talk like a pirate day" me harties
>>37539350Rev up those Yuzus and Hopes.
>>37539926Built for mothering many children.
>>37539382>Rev up those Yuzus>"Yarr, it be only her resistance to disease that's kept the cap'n free from the ravages of syphilis all these years. Mark my words, lad, ye'd be better off putting yer boardin' pole in the bilge pump."
>>37540673"Why the fuck is my ship listed as a plague vessel in the harbor master's docking ledger?!">"Calm down, cap'n, it be probably for insurance purposes.""Yeah right, that crusty old codger has had a grudge against me ever since that tiny little ebola outbreak a few years back. I mean it barely even qualified as an epidemic and I said I was sorry, what more does he want?">"Yar, I remember. Ye promised not to be kissin' any more of his dockworkers again."
>>37542217>"Oi, stop trying to lure me crew overboard, ya wee watery wankers! I'll kick ye fookin' teeth in if ya dinnae git gone!"
>>37543123>"Aye, ye cannae shoot fur jobby, ye wee dunderheided cunt. Come closer 'n' see whit happens, ah'll batter yer heid in, ah swear oan mah maw.""Captain, their ship's at least half a mile away, they can't hear you.">"Git us closer then or ah will swim ower 'n' murdurr thaim masell."A very angry sheepy.
>>37543204The sonorous war cry of
>>37543204>>37542555When she's relaxed, she's Welsh, when she gets angry she turns Scottish. Which is she really? Who even knows at this point.
>>37543728I don't think you understand how fiery of a temper Celts can have.t. A Celt
>>37542217the Dazztyrs need more love and a new design
>>37545677What kind of redesign?
>>37545283Murmur demonstrating her ball cupping technique.
>>37546633I bet in the marital guides she's published, she wrote about a massage to coax them into producing the biggest possible load.For maximum babymaking potential, of course.
>>37546788As well as what food to give your husband to encourage increased semen production.>>37546633"Step one is you cup 'em like this. Step two is you squeeze them as hard as possible until he feels like they're about to burst and he begs you to stop. Step three is to make him promise to stop beating up your nerdy boyfriend. Step four is to snap a picture of him crying and threaten to show the whole school."
>>37547183"If you feed and please him just so, his quantity, quality and flavor will be a fine dining experience between your many guaranteed pregnancies."
>>37549592I would give Darcy a big (baby) bump.
Halloween night it's very close, get hype
>>37549592How good would Darcy's chancla skills be?
>>37551000Big Mac would be proud to see Darcy learning to take care of that old tractor of theirs.Now I want to see Big Mac and a young Darcy fixing a tractor together, with Femanon in the background walking towards them with a tray of glasses filled with freshly made apple juice.
>>37552620Would be great.
>>37545283She looks like white trailer trash
>>37553760>>37553783Now she needs a personality.
>>37555506Yes, What kind of stuff would she do on the farm?
Daughteru wants to be a V-Tuber, what do? At least she's not selling hoof pics.
>>37556514I suppose a bit of everything like everyone else.Bur she may be particular to making the cheese.
>>37557120Be her manager so she's not subject to the rules of one of those awful agencies and doesn't do stupid shit like give out personal information.Vtubers, at least, stay mostly anonymous so they can walk away eventually.
>>37557120Which satyr would be the most successful at it?
>>37546588something that makes them different from their parentshair color, skin, whatever
>>37557975Start with Sonata's. Best girl of the three.
>>37558383A wierd way to say Aria, but ok
>>37559311Wow! Get taste!
>>37557975Why? So you can look at them without being reminded that they're from the MLP fandom?
>>37557120Bully her with superchats reminding her to brush her teeth and stay hydrated.
>>37557120Tell her mother and let her deal with it.
>>37560466You dont know whats a v-tuber right?
>>37560262What the fuck are you talking about?
>>37560531There is literally nothing wrong with their current designs.
>>37560527A person that streams using a virtual avatar. Commonly supported by channel memberships and superchats that can contain messages from the sender. I'd bully her by sending her donations with the attached messages asking if she's done her homework etc.
>>37560549have you see them?>>37557980>>37542217they are just the dazzlings with human torsos
>>37560737Make them look better yourself then. Be the change you want to see.
>>37560262>So you can look at them without being reminded that they're from the MLP fandom?do you think that Darcy looks like his father?
>>37562141She's used to it. She can come back after she's learned what a shower is.
>>37560770MAYBE I WILL!
>>37563671Boop your daughter's snoot.
>>37565354Pfft, next they'll be telling her she's not allowed to smoke in the lung cancer ward.
>>37565416Damn overbearing management.And the nurses are the biggest narcs, just mad they're not real doctors.
>>37570215How much did she make for starring in that ad?
>>37570939Enough to make her distant relatives remember they have a satyr in their family, whom they all suddenly love.