A thread dedicated to ponies/humans who love you (maybe a little too much).>Smooth Criminal EditionPrevious thread: >>37355319 StoryBin:https://pastebin.com/XRzCQ1ebPromptDoc:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1L_BKQaWsnrWafATRXDFx7HBEUC-yN1mrT8F6OP_63NU/editThread template:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jr_zYQp1ZyMsfsivKyIrMxuUKn2fNtDM2-vcgOGHDuo/edit
>>37436062That's something that normal Rarity would do.
32 threads of this shit?
>>37436062Thanks for making this op I was going to last night but I found a green I liked
>>37436062Yan 12https://archive.li/jHTK4Yan 13https://archive.li/OSfxTYan 14https://archive.li/E6IiDYan 15https://archive.li/Y4qaNYan 16https://archive.li/pMHZTYan 17https://archive.li/F7tiFYan 18https://archive.li/rLFcHYan19https://archive.li/kCysmYan20https://archive.li/dUoDtYan21https://archive.li/IOnwLYan22https://archive.li/A7g79Yan23https://archive.li/bQrvmYan24.5https://archive.li/DiVBbYan25https://archive.li/39vfyYan26https://archive.li/COfxPYan27https://archive.li/dVmbdYan28https://archive.li/j1YOqYan29https://archive.li/91wPe
>>37436154Congratulations on taking time out of your busy day to complain about something you don't like. You're a real fucking hero.
Anyone know why the page number is "?". I assume its because it was made recently but this is the first I have seen of it.
>>37436414it's saying 'can you believe this shit? me neither'.
Wish there were more yandash greens I’m too much of an autist to write one
Will try to fix up my green before posting it here.
May as well repost here for a bump if nothing else.Any stories where Anon just gets used by all of the ponies? I'm thinking stuff like Lyra sniffing him and licking his hands in his sleep without him knowing but applied to everypony. And I do mean all of the ponies. I'm talking conspiracy to sexually harass Anon without his knowledge that all of Equestria is in on.
Can someone tell me what songs make you think of yandere ponies?
>>37436702What green is it
Don't die yet
wish the few writers and artists would come back from the war and save this thread, also could have sworn an anon said they would write a fem tirek and umbra green. they'll drop it any day now im sure
>>37437866Its the one that was posted in the Flutterrape general while the thread was dead.
>>37439110I haven’t read that one
>>37439387Don't worry, you will.>>37436702
>>37439390looking forward to it.
>>37439324Might need to repost that anon.
>>37439324video not available
>>37439387>>37439390>>37439641Kind of feel bad now, i was too tierd to do anything yesterday. Might just try to post a corrected version here and repost a better version some other time.
>>37440206It's all good anon, you're putting in effort.
>>37440206Don't worry about it, take your time. This thread is not going to be going anywhere
Alright, like I said, dont expect anything good but hope this is enjoyable.>Be Princess Flurry Heart, right now you are in your room using your telescope to spy on your little ""but kind of big since he's human"" brother Anon.>His caring smile, his perfect mane his tiny but adorable eyes...Focus flurry this is important.>Your beloved sibling was given an assignment by father to retrieve some ancient artifact called, the Mask of the Unknown, or something along that line.>Now the place where it is located does not seem to be too dangerous, but what worries you are those...WHORSES father picked to guard him.>Apparently all the male guards were needed for some special exercise today, and you were not allowed to go with him since it's HIS trial, and you would make it too easy by being there according to father.>Convenient isn't it, you are sure those 3 guards mare planed this.>Made it, so they would accompany him while on his quest and take advantage of him.>Hearing a faint cracking sound to your right. Looking over, you see your tea cup, that was held up by your magic, had formed a couple cracks.>Ok Breathe Flurry, this is not the time to get distracted>Looking back, you Anon training with one of the guards.>The unicorn of the group. Having a good look at her, she does not look too special.>Her magic is good but obviously yours is more powerful, and her horn is not too remarkable either. Your own horn is much longer and more regal than hers.>Though, you are sure even a simple mare like her could cast some spell to make Anon fall for her.>Why else would he even spend time with someone so beneath him?>Speaking of you see Anon manage to dislodge the mare's sword from her magical grasp sending it a few feet away and pointing the tip of his sword to her throat showing that she was defeated.>You will admit you had some sadistic glee seeing him defeat her so completely.>Sadly, the other mares wants a go at 'training'. The pegasus fly at him, trying for a tackle at times and throwing wooden spears.>He dodge the projectile and reach for his back, pulling out a shield.>You had that specially made for him, you even enchanted it yourself and put your cutie mark on the cover.>You needed to make sure every evil mare around would know that YOU are protecting him.>Looking at the Pegasus mare, you admit she is fast and nimble, but her wings are average. Nothing like your big, glorious, majestic wings. You're not as tall as mom yet, but your wings are already almost the same size as hers. Bet the winglet would kill to have your pair...Bet you are faster and nimbler. than her too.>Anon block one of the Spears with the shield, causing an aura to appear around it and the spear, and with a swing of his shield arm he sends the projectile back to its sender.>Caught by surprise, the spear hits her in the side, causing her to lose balance and crash down to earth.Eh, I knew they were no match.
>>37440862>But it seems his display of superiority did not stop the leader of the bunch from going next.>An earth pony mare, this one's a bit more toned than the other's and you will admit she is talented. She is already giving poor Anon a hard time.>She is quick for a mare her size, she also seems bigger than a normal mare.>Her generous hips give a lot of power to her back legs, launching powerful bucks that catches Anon off guard.>You will admit too that she is not bad looking for such a stocky mare, even while fighting she does it with grace and beauty you can see how she became the captain of this group...>Looking back at the mirror behind you. You take a look at your form. Your body is well tone and your hips are as generous if not more so than hers.And>You give your plot a firm slap with your wing, causing it to jiggle a tiny bit.>Your derrière is far plumper and better proportioned than hers.>You smirk,Thank you alicorn biology.>While they all have a one advantage over each other you match and even surpass all of them naturally.>No way Anon would fall for one of them while you are basically the 3 of them Combined plus much more!>Zooming the vision on your telescope you get a better look at the battle before you. While it seems Anon is struggling for a bit you can see it in his stance, and the way he moves. He's focus just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.>He gets the exact same way when you train with him, sure you don't want to hurt him too bad, but you also want to make sure he can defend himself from any monster or mare trying to hurt him. >But his predatory like concentration in this state makes you a bit... wet, sometimesNo. Snap out of it, Flurry, this is not the time.>Watching the battle unfold you can see the training you and father gave him paid off.>In one swift motion he manages to kick the mare upward making her lose her balance rising up onto her hindquarters and then deliver a powerful kick to her stomach sending her flying a few feet back.>You can't help but let out a cry of excitement at Anon's victory.>But while celebrating, you don't see Anon running toward the mare with a worried look on his face.
>>37440874>Your sparring partner lies on her back before you. Your grip on your shield tightens, fingers numb from the cold even through your gloves. The other guards share a worried glance and look between you and their fallen colleague.>Getting out of your hyperaware state you realise what you just did and panic.>You rush to her, cursing under your breath and hoisting her into your arms.Hey, are you ok? I'm sorry I didn't want to want to hurt you, I just...got too into it and…>The mare lets out a cough and looks you in the eyes while giggling>""Oh, Sir Anon, you don't need to worry about me, I've had much worse than this. Besides, I'm glad to see you can actually defend yourself."">Damn these ponies, too quick to forgive.>A sigh escapes your lips.Fine, but please let me make it up to you later, alright?Oh, no need si..>Before she can finish that you boop her snoot causing her and her friends to blush.No silly, I will make it up to you and that's final.
>>37440883>Anon touches the mare's nose and you freeze.>A chill passes through you despite the warmth of your room, and your hackles stand on end.>That a commoner would have the nerve, the -audacity- to flirt with your brother?>A drumbeat pulse rises in your ears. Its rhythm becomes thunder. Irrepressible. Unignorable.>Your hooves tremble and you have to stagger away from the telescope if only to clear your head.>You stare at a wall, but all you can see is the mare beneath you, broken and bloodied, begging for forgiveness, but you're deaf to her pleas.>Your eyes clench shut and you grit your teeth. The dainty teacup in your magical grasp has become molten, its heat burning your cheek even with it floating a foot or so from you.>With a gasp you drop it. The magma burns a hole through the shag rug and rests on the stonework, sizzling and popping. The rug smoulders, wilting as the expanding embers consume it.>You watch it all cool, stunned at your own reaction.>Anon would hate to see you like this.>With deep, measured breaths, just like mother showed you, you steady your thrashing heart, cool your boiling blood, and return to the telescope, peering through it with a placid expression.>You will remember her face. She will regret this.>A knock is heard and from the other side you hear a the muffled voice of a guard.Your Majesty? Your mother would like to see you.>Curses, Of all the times to see her why now?Can't it wait?I'm afraid not, the way she asked it looks to be urgent.>Mind filled with anger from the predicament you can only let out a frustrated cry as stomp out of your room.Enjoy this moment harlot.This is not over.>Be Anon, you are now ready to depart on your small journey.>You turn back to the small party of mares behind you.Alright, you girls are ready to do this?>"Of course, sir." said the leader. The others salute.>Those guards, always so serious, its kind of cute you will admit.>Okay, Father said it shouldn't be too complicated.>The ruins were only rediscovered recently, but from the reports the traps have already been deactivated.>We should keep our guard up; who knows what sort of dangers the exploration team might not have uncovered.That's why we are here, sir.>She says matter of factly with a smile on her face.Oh, uh yeah I guess so... A-anyway, enough dillydallying, let's go!>You say that excitedly, but when passing the gate you feel a chill run up your spine.......... You're sure It's nothing.Here you go. Going to thank the Anon's in the flutterape thread for the help. I REALLY needed it. Hope I did this right and did not forget anything/mess something up.
>>37440929Hope to see more from you eventually anon.
>>37440929Just read this last night of the flutter rape general
>>37441470I mean, that does solve the problem.
>>37440929Definitely hoping to see more.
>>37440975>>37441043>>37442214Glad you like it. Can promise anything but if i get another idea for yanflurry I might try another green.
>>37442409Will you finish this oneAlso there is some yan flurry on the pastebin in an imgur link
I'd kill for some more yan Maud and/or Trixie honestly
>>37442409Wait you can promise anything Promise you will some how get me to equestria
>>37443030And promise to make me super over powered when I get there
>>37442934Yeah that would be pretty good
How does this thread feel about comedy/random in its stories? Was gonna ask last thread but it died as I hit post.
>>37443191What exactly do you mean?
>>37443452I’m just overthinking things. I’ll post when it’s done or should I re-write it into Trixie/Maud? It’s Twilight currently, but I have a feeling that’s overdone
>>37443464Go with your heart, since you wrote it with Twilight in mind then clearly it should be Twilight. If I had to pick between the two though it would be Trixie
>>37442835I mean technically it was a one shot but if I get an idea on how to continue this I will write up something.
>>37443191I think it's fine.
>>37442409I'm looking forward to what you've got coming next if you decide to keep going.
>>37443464Twilight greens are always great But if you change the character you would have to change the language otherwise it might seem out of character So if I had to say if you are going to change everything post the twilights draft after you post the finished one with trixie or maud
>>37443191As long as it’s in someway relevant it’s fine
>>37444936This, comedy certainly isn’t frowned upon here.
>"Hey Nonny, word on the street is that you got yourself a girlly friend!">"...mind telling me who she is?"
>>37445808Well its you silly girl, who else?
>>37445820>"Don't worry, I won't kil-...Oh....ohohohoho">Pinkie starts panting heavily>Anon may not realize it, but Pinkie is doing everything in her power from immediately tackling him to the ground to get in his pants.>Not like Anon would be able to fight back if she even did the unthinkable."Well, what place do you wanna go for our first date?">Pinkie is still focusing her energy to contain herself."What about a mo-">"IGOTAPERFECTMOVIETOSHOWYOUCOMEON!!">and just like that Ponk grabbed Anon by the wrist and bolted to the movies, with him flying behind like a kite.
>>37445964"You know Ponk, do you mind if I call you Ponk? Anyway, you were right. This is quite possibly the PERFECT movie.">"Tee-he, you're so sweet Anon. It wasn't tha-""Oh but it was, Ponk. Action, Romance, Drama, Adventure. Never have I seen a more perfect blend of genres, and the technical side was absolutely astounding. The direction, the set pieces the music, simply unbelievable.">"Okay Nonny, the movie was good. But seriously wait until-""Until what Pinkie? What could possibly ever top such an experience as that? I dare say that this relationship has peaked. Here and now is the shining hill upon which all else pales in comparison.">"Okay Anon, no need to ham it up to much">*muttering* how the fuck am I gonna top this? Anon's more insane than I am right now.
>>37446455Ponk’s always good
Yandere thread is back!
>>37446455What movie was Anon watching to warrant such a reaction?
>>37447396>>37447401Those are very well done.
>>37447396>>37447401I mean... it'd probably be cool for a day or two, but what about after? You're gonna get hungry... thirsty... Can only survive so long and sex and lust.
>>37448445Don't worry, they have been practicing. I am sure they got everything planned out already!
>>37448678That picture's great.
>>37448445She feeds you with everything coming from her body: Sweat, mare juice, milk, etc
>>37448445Considering its candace, I am sure she has some way to transform that into nourishment
Is there a yandere story where the yandere is more tech savvy, like they would use a key logger on Anon's laptop or something?
>>37443709I mean you could have flurry follow them on their quest or something and then either have the other mares do something that really pisses her off and gets anon to find out how much his sister cares for him >or you could have her have a talk with cadence Go somewhere like maybe have cadence tell flurry that she sees how she is eyeing her “brother”I am sorry if I sound needy I am just trying to write ideas because I am really bad at writing
>>37450505also here is a link for another yandere flurry one shot>>37443709https://imgur.com/a/WZiSQI3
>>37436062Are they adding things to the pastebin
>Be Anon.>”Come back soon, okay?” Chirps Twilight, waving happily as you make your exit.>Yeah, Twilight’s cool.>Plus, it’s adorable when she’s all excited and nerds out on topics ranging from the most bland historical facts, to science/magic theory so convoluted that you have no choice but to pretend you understand.“Sure thing.” You simply reply, politely returning her wave before closing the door to her house— which happens to be a library, as well as a tree.>You’re not jealous, or anything!>You clear your throat.>Anyways...>What else were you gonna do today?>Oh!>Right, you were gonna see what alcohol is like in this innocent, colorful world.>You asked a few of your friends about it, and they almost all recommended the same place.>The Sodden Mare.>It sounds... lovely.
>>37451041>Off you go!>You make it about ten steps away when you hear a small explosion go off from inside the library, followed shortly by Twilight’s panic-filled voice.>...>Barely resisting the urge to check, you continue walking.>You’re sure it’s fine.~~~>Wow.>Even Ponyville’s “seedy” side is bustling and immaculate.>With no shortage of cute mares trotting through, going about their day.>You’ve been here for, what, almost a year?>And you’re already becoming attracted to these small ponies?>You spot one with three smiling flowers as a cutie mark, walking out of what looks like—>Oh, hey, it’s The Sodden Mare!>She looks like she just spent a fair amount of time drinking.>Must’ve been a rough day...>Or ‘week’.
>>37451043>God, she’s hammered.>You shake your head, realizing that you’ve been staring at her like an idiot.>You should just enter the place before one of them calls you out for admiring all of their flanks.>It’s not your fault that’s where their marks are!~~~>Okay, this isn’t what you were expecting.>It’s not bright.>It’s not so colorful that it would give your eyes cavities.>It’s perfect.>The lighting and atmosphere makes you feel like this place is completely separated from everywhere else.>It’s as if, once you enter this building, you leave the outside behind.>And all the worries and responsibilities with it.>Like a normal bar, really, but it still feels special to you.>There are a few tables strewn about the place, which you assume is for those who want to drink with their friends without having to awkwardly looking around each other to talk.>Or to just drink by themselves.>Approaching the bar, you give the selection on the wall a good look.>Nope, you don’t recognize any of these brands.>All the better.>You take a seat; the bartender noticing you right away.
>>37451044>As he approaches, you silently appreciate the fact that these stools could probably support a minotaur.>Everyone drinks, after all.>In a surprisingly soothing voice, the bartender speaks.>”Where can I get you?” He asks, seemingly sizing you up, as if he’s looking for something.>’Where’?“Uh, do you mean ‘what’?” You politely ask, wondering if this is his first language.>He shakes his head.>”Apologies, you are obviously new to this place.” He bows his head briefly. “Our drinks are tuned to incur varying levels of inebriation.”>Huh.>You assume he means some kind of magic when he says tuned.>”If you are not comfortable with the idea of drinking such an unusual mix, you will not be forced to.” He pulls a pure white bottle with ‘Work Tomorrow’ written boldly on the front from underneath the counter. “However, we do offer ‘this’, which will undo any effect our drinks have on you.”>Christ, Equestria has everything and more.>You should’ve looked this place up a while ago.>It does make you think though.>That mare from earlier left looking like she’d drank for hours.>How bad are her days if she doesn’t want full motor/mental-control at the end of them?>You’ll definitely be drinking for the both of you.>It’ll make you feel better.
>>37451045Great work so far
>>37451045“I see.” You nod. “And how’d these magical drinks come to be?”>He gets this ‘you don’t hear that every day’ look on his face, and begins his story.>”Well, up until a few years ago, I had this thought in the back of my mind.” He starts, closing his eyes, as if to transport himself into the memory. “I always wondered why the effects of alcohol were partially random—meaning that their effectiveness could vary from day to day, so I offered a patent for what eventually became what you see behind me.”>Taking a breath, he continues.>”There was a small catch, however.” He looks toward the wall on your left, at a sign that exhaustively explains the alcohol’s effects. “In exchange for being allowed to openly sell magically enhanced depressants, we cannot legally refer to our mixtures as alcohol, for various reasons; with the biggest being that they are closer to ‘potions’ than alcohol when made this way.”>So...“You opened an entire bar because you had a few bad buzzes?” You raise an eyebrow, waiting to see how he reacts to your tease.>He laughs, as if just realizing that fact for himself.
>>37451049>Wiping a single tear, he smiles and responds.>”Yes, though if I were trying to sound selfless, I would say I did it for everypony who had similar negative experiences to me, but that’s only partially true.” His smile lowers from jovial to friendly, and he addresses an important question. “Now, where can I get you?”>Well, if you’re gonna drink, go big, or go home.“How far can you bring me?” You simply ask.>With a suddenly nefarious grin, he blindly grabs another bottle hidden from sight.>This one reads: ‘Elysium’s Bane’.>What in the...>Before you can comprehend the implications of this thing’s name, he sets it in front of you after uncapping it.>”This, my tall friend, is on me.” He gives you a sly look and fills a shot glass with the stuff, pushing it over to you shortly after.>You pick it up, giving the small, yet intimidating drink a tentative sniff.>Your eyes begin watering instantly.>’This’ can’t be called alcohol!?>Now you understand the name, it smells like it was collected in the burning pits of hell.>Or Tartarus, you suppose.>But, you already said it.“Go big, or go home.” You raise it, clinking the glass into another that doesn’t exist.>And then you drink.
>>37451053~~~>”Hey, try not to be a stranger, you hear?” The bartender says, getting ready to close up. “You have to be the only patron since this place’s opening to use the karaoke stand, and, dare I say, you killed it.”>Karaoke?>Oh, God...>Should you even ask?>”Very eye-opening stuff.” He cryptically adds.“Right.” You start toward the exit. “Next time, I’ll drink something a little less...”>Leaving the sentence open, you shake your head.“Until next time, ‘keep.” You blindly wave at him.>”I’ll be waiting, rest assured.” He half-sarcastically says.>Oh, you never got a chance to ask about the name.>Or ‘his’ name, for that matter.>...>Oh well.>Opening the gateway back into Equestria, the night sky greets you happily, yet calmly.>Sometimes, you wish you could hug the sky, the same way it does you.>In a place like this, a wish like that could be more than a naive fantasy.>A full day of drunken fun with no bad after effects?>If that’s possible, then so is everything else—on principle.>Giving the sky a wink and a thumbs up, which, if you hadn’t recently lost a large portion of your memories regarding the last several hours, you’d almost swear it returned.>...You thought he said that ‘Work Tomorrow would undo any effects that drinking would have?
>>37451055>Maybe it’s for the best.>Karaoke, huh?>Deciding not to dwell on it, you head in the direction of your home.>Yeah, they just magic’d one in with a few flicks of their horns, don’t worry about it.>Not long into your journey, you hear the sound of galloping coming your way.>Stopping in place, you wait and see what all the fuss is about.>What you see, is a blue pony wearing a ridiculous, yet respectable silk hat and cape.>When she sees you, she slams on the brakes, panting momentarily before speaking.>”Please tell Trixie that the bar is still open!” She demands, rather than asks.>O...kay.“I would, but I can’t.” You point to the door, where you both watch as the ‘open’ sign flips to ‘closed’. “It’s closed, and I don’t know where this ‘Trixie’ character is, so I ‘double’ can’t tell her.”>She gets a confused look on her face, which quickly turns to anger.>”’Trixie’ is Trixie, how is that hard to understand!?” She points to herself.>Oh, maybe it has something to do with the way you talk?
>>37451060“You’re right, please forgive me for my incompetence.” You bow your head solemnly. “I’m a quick learner, so trust me when I say I understand now.”>She gets a smug look on her face.>”Worry not, the Benevolent and Forgiving Trixie won’t hold such a small mistake against you.” She poses, as if performing for a nonexistent crowd. “She’s very thoughtful like that.”>Okay, she’s starting to grow on you.>You’d never tell her that though.“I’m in your debt, oh, graceful Trixie.” You give a courteous bow, walking off shortly after.>”H-hey!” She runs in front of you, blocking your path by standing on two hooves and forming a ‘T’ with her other two. “Where do you think you’re going!?”>What’s up with this pony?“Home.” You point in a random direction behind her. “Do you plan to keep me from getting there?”>Taking a few seconds to visibly think it over, she dejectedly lowers herself back to four hooves.>”N-no.” She says, rubbing her hoof out of embarrassment. “That wouldn’t be very benevolent of me...”>You raise an eyebrow, but you’re not sure to what.Would’ve written more, but more posts means more time spent solving the captcha nightmare. It’ll get to the yandere parts next time.
>>37451068Hey, its looking great so far! As for the Captcha, try reloading the captcha until you get one without the slider. Those are much easier to read, at least that's what I do.
>>37450505Might try some smaller stuff unrelated to the first story to practice but I could try to continue this at some point. But like i said I wont promise anything. I'm still new to green writting.
>>37451068I think you did pretty good.
>>37452322She's got 3 guns.
>>37447396Artist of aboveAny other ponies you'd be interested seeing yandere-fied by me?
>>37452932I NEED more yandere Cadence. I can't get enough of her, she's so hot.
>>37452932Trixie and/or Glimmer with some mind control shenanigans or just something with Zecora. Though Celestia and/or Luna are always a safe bet as well.
>>37452932Adult flurry, Bonbon? Could be interesting.
Adagio Dazzle mayhaps?
>>37452932I would like more Twilight sparkle And flurry heart
>>37447401>If you loved me you break up with shining and marry me
>>37448445>Hi anon! I noticed you were starving the past 2 weeks so I brought pizza. I know pineapples your favorite too!
>>37453581>Anon likes pineapple but the real reason she does that is to make his semen even more delicious to herSneaky sneaky cheeki breeki.
>>37447401>>37447396Oh yeah, now that's the stuff.
>>37451068I really like it.
>>37453581I don't think a human can last 2 weeks without food. You would look like Starvin Marvin.
>>37453987Sure they can. With sufficient water intake, even up to two months.
>>37454000trips confirm the rules of 33 minutes with out air3 hours in harsh conditions3 days without water3 weeks without foodthese are average conditionsand given where we are most of us probably have extra calories to spare
>>37454106Is it not one month with no food?Assuming you were healthy before.
>>37454000So Cadance could trap you in a dungeon, give you nothing but cold water for over 60 days and you would still be alive? I feel like I'd go insane from that.
>>37452932Trixie, I don't think much has been done with her.
>>37454279The question isn't whether you'd be sane.
>>37454273One month under normal circumstances and without too many issues later. Two months is, as I recall, the absolute theoretical maximum with water alone.Then you have the 'technically' category, where a dude fasted for nearly a year but he consumed vitamins and some non-pure-water liquids and had constant medical check-ups, plus it resulted in losing over a 100kg (well over 200lbs, if you prefer).>>37454279You'd be shocked what humans can adapt to. That's not to say it'd be 'sane' exactly, but people have gotten used to truly inhumane conditions.
>>37454279>give you nothing but cold water for over 60 days and you would still be alive?If you're a FATTY and are chained to a bed, exerting yourself as little as possible or just adding salt and potassium chloride to the water then yes.
>>37453761>Picaww how nice :).
>>37451068It's a good start anon.
>>37452932seconding this >>37452951
>>37451068are you going to finish this
>>37457958Yeah. I was waiting until someone else posted something first to give me a little time, because I write pretty slow but I’ll try and pick up the pace.
>>37458002Don't feel rushed, the thread is slow and we don't have many writers at the moment, so people get kind of impatient.
>>37451068>Well, she ‘was’ heading towards the bar.>It had to be for a reason, so you should try and lighten up a bit.“Hey, uh, what’s up with the hat and cape?” You clumsily ask, gesturing to her cool, yet silly attire.>It’s ‘nerd’ cool, for sure.>She looks up, shifting from meek and embarrassed, to bold and confident in a flash.>”Ha!” She cackles a single time. “You thought you could distract Trixie with such a feeble attempt at banter?”>Well...>She ruffles her cape, posing in a majestic way as it playfully glides over her form.>”Of course, it’s no wonder you’re entranced by the Fashion-Trendy and Based Trixie’s magnificent attire.” She smugly says, unaware, or uncaring of her conflicting titles.>This is getting nowhere.“Trixie, what do you want?” You try and say with as little hostility as possible.>She still holds her pose, though it seems more forced now.
>>37458545>She’s thinking, but her eyes stay open—darting about, trying to find the words amongst the blades of grass.>She gives up when she finds nothing, reverting to a normal stance.>With a heavy sigh, she speaks; voice devoid of her previous confidence.>”She... she just wanted a normal day, that’s all.” She winces, as she accidentally let slip that a day of drinking is ‘normal’ compared to other days for her.>You start to think.>You’re no expert, but there’s something more to this whole ‘third-person’ deal.>She even stops saying her own name suddenly.>You wouldn’t forgive yourself if you just left her here in disappointment, at the very least.>However, ignoring all that, what do ‘you’ have to do with this?>Why is she trying so hard to keep you from leaving?>Time to find out.>It might be a bad idea, but trying almost never hurt anyone.“Trixie?” You softly say, quickly earning her attention. “Do you wanna hang out sometime?”>Her mouth hangs open for a time, before it closes and forms a genuinely happy smile.>There’s that ‘squee’ noise you hear from time to time.>The one that no one wants to acknowledge when you try them asking about it.>”Trixie knew you’d come around!” She jumps into you, making you reflexively catch and hold her.
>>37458549>After a few seconds of happy nuzzles and pony noises, she suddenly pushes you away, landing on her hooves and trying to collect herself.>You aren’t so lucky.>Slowly standing back up, you go to dust the dirt off of your clothes, only to realize that you landed in grass.>Can’t dust off nighttime’s moisture.>You’ll give her a pass on this.>If only because it was adorable as hell.>Plus, you’re getting tossed and crushed by these ponies ‘daily’ anyway, so who cares?>It seems like she’s got her act together now.>Confirming your suspicion, she speaks; her confidence renewed.>For the second time this conversation.>Ponies, man.>”As Trixie was saying, she accepts your invitation to ‘hang out’, as desperate as it was.” She turns her head up and to the side in a very Canterlot Noble way, peeking at you through one eye as she continues. “Trixie is very well accommodated, you can be sure of that.”>Wait, does she mean—>Before you can ask, she reaches under her cape and pulls a small, round object out.>”But you’ll have to race Trixie there!” She exclaims, throwing what you now know is a smoke bomb into the ground.
>>37458551>When the smoke clears, as well as your lungs, you spot her galloping into the distance.“...I didn’t mean ‘right now’, Trixie.” You mumble, resigned to your fate, and start walking.~~~>Following the direction she ran, you eventually find a sizable cart parked on the edge of town.>It looks cute.>And hard for a small pony to transport.>Doesn’t look very ‘accommodating’ though.>You walk around it until you find what you assume is the entrance, and then knock.>A series of crashes and pony-themed expletives sound from inside, and some smoke starts to gently billow through the windows.>Wasn’t she expecting you?>The door opens, revealing the mare of the hour.>Covered In soot.>Taking a moment to shake herself clean, which these ponies do very well—and often, she speaks.>”Trixie was beginning to think you weren’t going to show.” She clears her throat, adopting her haughty stance from earlier. “But if you think for a second that Trixie was anxiously waiting for you, then you’re totally wrong.”
>>37458553>You learned long ago that these ponies wear their hearts on their sleeves, even when they try to hide it, but Trixie seems to be an edge case.>Things could get awkward pretty fast.“I wasn’t thinking that, believe me.” At least, not ‘before’, you think to yourself.>She scoffs lightly, adopting a small smirk for a moment before speaking.>”Well, hurry up and get in here; you’re letting the cold air in!” She grabs you with her magic, lifting you inside before closing the door with her hoof.>To your surprise, she sets you down gently.>As she walks over to a comfy-looking seat near the back, you take a moment to appraise the cart’s interior.>First off, it’s a little bigger than it appeared from the outside, but not by much.>Kind of like Walmart.>Secondly, you’re starting to think she may be an actual magician.>You’re a little disappointed in yourself for only realizing this now, since, with ponies, what you see is often what you get.>Rarity looks refined, and in fact ‘is’, and cares much about fashion.>Everything about Fluttershy quietly, and cutely, screams ‘don’t mind me’, from her soft colors, to her even softer demeanor.>Rainbow Dash is as colorful as a rainbow, and is...>Oh.
>>37458557>”Excuse Trixie.” She says, saving you from your own thoughts. “As much time as Trixie spends in contemplative silence, she didn’t think it would get ‘more’ quiet when sharing her space with a guest.”>Dammit.>You need to stop doing that.“Right.” You walk over and take a seat with her, only after silently gesturing for permission. “So, you’re clearly a magician, how long have you been doing this?”>She ‘hmphs’, seemingly trying to limit her excitement for this topic.>”Oh, Trixie’s been in the magic scene, which isn’t without its competition, mind you, for several successful years.” She allows herself to grin. “She’s toured all over, and is always well received.”>You’ve gotta admit, you’re pretty excited at the prospect of magic for the sake of style.>It already looks pretty cool when used for menial tasks, so the ceiling has to be infinitely high when focused purely towards entertainment.>As she tells stories of her past tours, and even teasing a few of her tricks for you, to your immense joy, you both completely lose track of time.>It’s not until a few hours later that you finally part ways.
>>37458559>”Trixie will admit, you’re a pretty good listener, and audience member, so she wouldn’t be too annoyed if you stopped by again.” Her poker face holds surprisingly well. “She expects to see you at her performance as well, so try not to miss it.”“Can’t wait.” You open the door, stepping out into the late-night air. “Ponyville’s gonna love you, I’m sure.”>She says nothing, simply smiling as she sees you off.>When the door closes, you can’t help but smile and wait until tomorrow.>First, it’s time to get some sleep.~~~>Be Trixie, the Nervous and Excited.>If only there were a fun combination of the two words.>Nervous, because Ponyville ‘doesn’t’ love you.>Excited, because you made a Great and Not-So-Powerful friend!>You giggle and prance with joy—in place, so as not to recreate the disaster from earlier.>An honest-to-goodness friend!>You stop, looking out the window at his retreating form as tears, both of sorrow and of levity, roll down your face.>Yet you still smile giddily.>”Trixie, this is the break you’ve been waiting for your whole life.” You close your eyes, laughing not-so-quietly to yourself. “You can’t let this slip by.”That’s all I got for now. Thanks to everyone reading.
>>37458563This is good, Trixie doesn't get enough love.
>>37458563Great stuff, can't wait to read more of it. However, don't burn yourself up if ya can't keep up this pace. If you write because you feel you have to you will end up hating it. Don't worry about the thread, the board itself is pretty slow at the moment and can wait
>>37458884>>37458903Holy hell these are amazing, great work!
I'm currently writing a sunbutt green, have to hope I'll finish it and post it here before the end of the week>>37458903>>37458884Damn that's amazing
>>37458903Aggressive friendship is pretty spooky.Having the line between friendship and "love" be so blurry is an interesting angle.
>>37450490I think I recall one with yandere Moon Dancer but I couldn't tell ya the name.
Bump ye lads.
>>37458563Love it so far. Trixie a cute.
>>37458903I mean, can she legally do this? She is the princess of friendship, I don't think anyone would try and stop her if it was friendship related. So I imagine it is probably fine in the eyes of the law if its friendship related.
>>37461323>Also she is the greatest hero of her age and beloved by most of the population of not only her country but also the world>So she could probably have serval reasons to keep anon away from other ponies such especially if anon tells her earth’s history >She could say that she is taking him on as a special student Kinda like what she did with glimmer
>>37458903I wonder if unicorns are self conscious about their horn size.
>>37461336I like the idea that twilight does nothing but be a creep towards during her "Teaching lessons"
>>37461323Twilight is so deep into the web of Equestria’s political system she could magically vaporize a town and earn a medal. Hell I would consider her 2nd to Celestia more than Luna was.
>>37462001>i would say that well luna has more contact with the nobels most of them see twilight as better to her as they don't like her old speak and outdated ways of talking. as well as a lot of other things >in the eyes of the common citizens they like twilight more than both sisters.>the academics also like twilight more because they see her as one of them and shows a lot of respect to their studies >but the most surprising thing is that all of equestrians allies love twilight more than Celestia. Thorax practically worships her and views her as a mentor.>Ember trusts her because she has way more contact with twilight than Celestia. Also because Spike trusts twilight.>the griffons like that Equestria is finally setting up real international relationships and trade for the first time in probably 1000 years >the crystal empire is run by her brother and someone who is basically a sister to her however despite this they out of all the previous nations are the most loyal to Celestia.however, if they were forced to chose I think they would pick twilight. unless she started the conflict.i don't have anything for saddle Arabia because i have not gotten that far in the show yet
what ever happened to the nmm cyoa
>>37462399Anon managed to convince luna she was being crazy by playing a game of word association. She later gave the throne back to Celestia who in return did not shoot her back to the moon for 1000 more years. Anon lived happily ever after as a therapist for villain's.
>>37462291Bloody hell, so its true, if twilight goes love crazy for you then it means youre fucked in more ways than one, i mena who the fuck would help you out, discord?
>>37462446But The public wanted nmm to take over in that story And celestia did not care anon was dying and said maybe it was for the best
>>37462517Ya there is even more I could talk about >Like how she has the elements of harmony and her friends> or how starlight hangs on her every word >or if she wanted to play it another way she could get a bunch of magic artifacts and try and “research them” like say the alicorn amulet either try to recreate it using crystal tech or just using it herself. >also she could probably get access to sombra’s notes and try to recreate some of his magic I would really like to see twilight go down an evil route in the name of eternal friendship >like maybe twilights is worried that she will outlive all her friends and all of them expect anon are like it’s the natural way and harmony didn’t want us to live forever than she asks anon expecting the same answer but he is like fuck dying I want to live together with you then twilight has it in her mind that anon is or will be her best friend
>>37462541Not a bad theory, but i was expecting twilight to use all the tricks under her sleeve to get you back with her in case you run away
>>37462541nice work anon.
>>37462528Its the magic of friendship
>>37463707What do you mean for another post
>>37462790>>37463188It’s just some of the ways I can think of twilight can get you back.But I would not be surprised if after you ran away she took you to a place away from celestia and discord IE away from equestria on a friend ship quest
>Ring-a-ding-ding, motherfucker!>The noise of an alarm clock almost kicks you out of bed, as usual.>You're a magnificient green-skinned monkey, so you MUST be Anon.>Looking out of the window with half-lid eyes, you see a pegasus from the postal service flying away from your mailbox.>This schmuck has replaced Derpy. She was clumsy at times and sometimes broke the windows and doors, but she was an adorable cutie pie and you liked her a bit.>And then she got transferred to the Appleloosa Post Office for some reason. A bunch of photos with you together and a big box of freshly baked muffins from the Sugarcube Corner were your farewell gift.>Her "replacement" was grumpy, always complaining about the weight of your letters and absolutely unbearable.>After doing your morning routine, you descend downstairs to grab a breakfast before finally going to work.>Your job is a quite simple and calm one - a 9-to-5 archivist in the town hall with a decent wage. The pension you were receiving as a rare species was adding to this, allowing you to rent yourself a house and live without any money-related concerns.>Picking through your daily mail, you find a beautiful envelope with a lot of stamps, delivered from the Royal Scientific Society, Canterlot.>And what's inside is...more disappointing.>"Dear Mr. Anonymous, yadda yadda yadda, we understand your situation but due to extraordinary budget cuts we have to suspend your pension payments for an indefinite period of time.">Lots of signatures.>Damn, that's no good - you'll still manage to scrape by with your regular wage, but this pension made up a nice portion of your overall income.>But you have some savings if shit hits the fan, though, so it's not a big problem.>Coming out fully dressed, you notice a guard walking away from your house, holding a hammer and some nails.>And on your door you see...>A fucking eviction notice.>You never thought ponies had this sort of thing, but apparently the good old U.S. of A. is gonna haunt you even there.>So, you must pay the rent within...48 hours?>Man, you SWEAR you paid the monthly amount two weeks ago.>And thank Celestia you're being paid today.>You'll get this over with... >"Sorry, Mr. Anonymous, but due to financial problems the town hall can't pay your salary right now.""And how long it's gonna take?">"Honestly I don't know. The Royal Treasury has ordered us to transfer 3/4 of all our funds to them, so we can't pay anyone at all.""I've received an eviction notice, you bastards, what am I gonna do about it?!">And now you're going apeshit on them.>You have the right to do so, after all, since those fuckheads are postponing your money.
>>37464315>Angry and confused, you reach your home (since you refused to go to work until you've received your money) only to find your landlord at the door."What the hell, Miss Atlas? I swear I paid my rent two weeks ago.">"Yeah, you did, but since then the prices have changed, don't you understand?">That old bitch.>The old bitch used to have reasonable prices...USED TO."So what?">""So what"? The rent is now three times the previous amount.""Now that's absolutely RIDICULOUS, Miss Atlas. You understand damn well that I cannot pay this sum of money, and my pension got cut today. My salary has also been postponed.">"It's your problem only.">"I think I had enough of you...so it's no longer "pay rent or leave" - you MUST leave within the aforementioned time period.">You can withstand a lot of things, but a bitch attitude from a pastel horse 2.5 feet tall is not one of them.>Next second, she's out cold, while you're running in to grab the savings and other important stuff and get as far away from this town as possible.>Everfree! How haven't you thought about it?>You've chatted with Zecora a couple of times, and she seems to be very friendly towards you; probably the zeeb won't give a shit about you punching Ms. Atlas.>And her manner of talking in rhymes is pretty...bearable. >Two hours and some bruises and scratches later, you finally arrive at her hut in the middle of the forest, barely avoiding a pack of timberwolves roaming nearby.>Of course, she's here, yet again mixing something in that grand cauldron of hers.>Damn, it must've cost a fortune.>Upon hearing the door creak, zeeb turns around.>"Oh, Anonymous, what have brought you here?">"You have a story I'll be delighted to hear?"i'm so bad at poetry, sorry"Nothing too extraordinary. I got both my salary and my pension payments cancelled, then evicted and here I am.">"What a course of events! Truly a nightmare!">"Luckily, I have a guest room to spare.""Thank you, Zecora. It seemed like the whole order of life in Ponyville was broken.">"You can settle down there, that's where you will dwell," she said, showing you the direction and then turning to her cauldron again.>"Now if you'll excuse me I have to finish my spell.">You don't want to interrupt her; the room looks quite primitive compared to your old house, but hey, it's better than nothing.>Feeling very tired from cosplaying a fucking John Rambo in the Everfree, you dump your small bag onto the makeshift table, drop down onto the mattress and immediately close your eyes.>Living with Zecora has been...not much worse from what you were used to.>While she was absent exchanging her potions in the town, you were searching for herbs and other things she needed, so after a few days you would honestly work for your food and room.>She was happy to have a spare pair of hands around, too.
>>37464318>Twilight and others were searching for you at first, but ultimately gave up after a week.>Returning from yet another evening hike through the forest, you see the hut's door surrounded by a squad of guards."Damn!">But it seems like they didn't come for you.>And what could Zecora have done to attract the attention of the guards? Maybe she accidentally poisoned somepony?>The squad's apparent commander approaches you.>"Hey, you. Human. Where's that zebra?""I dunno, she is probably in the town again. What's the matter?">"I'll tell you once she's there. You'll need to come with us, too. As a witness.">Witness? Oh shit, that escalated quickly."And what if I don't want to go?">Guard took out a scroll and cleared his throat.>"If the suspect is being suspected [sic] of a grave crime, the witnesses' presence in the court and during the investigation is mandatory.">"Royal Edict of year 582.""Okay, I get it.">You walk in and start to pack your bag. Seems like that frantic run to the Everfree wasn't your last journey... >"Miss Zecora! By the order of the Royal Governor you're arrested for treason against the crown and espionage!">"Wh-">"You'll talk a lot about it when you'll be in court! Shield, Pike, hoofcuffs and restraints!">Zecora is quickly tied up, looking extremely confused.>"Oh don't worry," guard commander says, noticing that she's glaring at you, "this citizen is not related to your case at all. He'll serve as a witness. You, follow us!">Kinda scared by the unicorns in the squad (who knows, maybe they're trained to cast fireballs or something), you follow the whole procession before you're loaded into a pegasi-drawn flying carriage.>It doesn't take much time for everypony to reach Canterlot; Zecora is immediately detained in one of the outer castle towers, while you're led to a nicely-looking hotel room.>Two guards are placed outside your door to make sure you won't run away, and the commander announces to you that the court will be gathered within a week.>This night you can't sleep at all, worried about how Zecora is treated.>But those pastel horses can't use...or even invent...any torture methods, can they?>You have to hope for the better.
>>37464324>The next morning, you see an envelope lying next to your door - someone must've slipped it beneath.>It's sealed with a heart, made of pink wax, and has no return address.>Man, did you really get yourself a secret admirer in the meantime of staying in a hotel room surrounded by guards?>And how did this letter even end up here?>Maybe you shouldn't open it at all.>You swear you heard a story back on Earth of some terrorist being killed by a poison in the letter.>It got to his bloodstream through the sweat on his hands and that was it. Dead.>But you're just too curious to find out what's inside, and it's not like the medieval ponies can invent a poison more complex than just generic arsenic.>Anyway, you carefully open up the envelope, finding a letter inside and...a cheque?>You didn't know they had those. Probably the financial system of Equestria is generally more developed than their general tech level.>The cheque is for 5.000 bits, written by the holder of the "Account #67559", and you can't figure out the curved signature beneath.>From the first words, you notice that the letter is rather...strange.>It's composed of letters (sorry for tautology), syllables and words cut out of newspapers or other printed materials so you won't figure out the sender's hand- hoofwriting.>Wow, a lot of work must've been put into it, and it was most probably made by a unicorn.>Maybe it was that elegant beauty that you saw on the first and only Gala you were invited to? She looked like nobility, so she could get the information of your arrival through the connections in the guard.>She was talking with the accent you would've sworn to understand as French, if it wasn't, well, Equestria.>You can't remember her name, though. Something flower-related...Rose? Nope.>The letter itself is filled with epithets and romantic prose, just like in those 19th century romance novels.>Maybe it's a generic love letter style around here.>"...and with the all-conquering power of love, my dear, we will finally be together!With sincere love and adoration,S.Postscript. Enclosed here is a cheque for an insignificant sum of money, my first gift.">5 thousand bits? An insignificant sum of money?>Man, they're really living it up in Canterlot. Your salary in the town hall was like 500 bits a month, 250 bits of pension and you were spending some 300 on rent.>That partially confirms your theory, though. She's either from nobility or a daughter of some local Mr. Moneybags.>You should save this cheque for later to celebrate Zecora's release. She can't be a spy, after all - she's just sitting in her hut in the middle of a forest almost 24/7, not collecting any intel or something.>Seems that only time will tell.
>>37464318Shit. I messed the order of lines up.It should be like this:>... immediately close your eyes.(Next post)>Living with Zecora... etc
>>37464331Nice green anon, pls moar, i need my fix of yan mares
>>37464331I'm intrigued. Please continue.
>>37464331Who could this mysterious S mare be in dying to know
>>37464331Already hooked on this story. Can't wait for more.
>>37465511Yeah i'ts pretty good.
>>37464331I have played papers please, Anon should burn that cheche or it will bite him in the ass. Hell, he should be suspicious about the large some of money in the first place, sudden money problems, friend in jail, kicked out of house due to said money problems and here comes a anonymous person to save the day? Bit suspicious if you ask me
>>37463961Nice! I don't know what it is but I really like how you do the text in your pictures. They are perfectly legible but somehow seem out of focus at the same time, it's an interesting effect.
>>37466074I bet is celestia, 100 bits that is her
>>37466499Her name doesn’t have an S in it unless it stands for SUN
>>37466556I'm guessing "Sunny" or a variation thereof.
>>37466668I think it might stand for Sparkle
>>37466673Shit youre right, that sounds more logical
>>37464331Thanks for the feedback, anons! It is really motivating, ain't gonna lie.>You notice that something is going on outside, judging by the sounds of horns and bugles.>Seems like they're holding a military parade of sorts, with princess Celestia in full royal attire herself commanding it.>Since ponies, obviously, don't have any military vehicles - or vehicles at all - the parade consists of a collection of variously dressed guards, some in armor and some not.>You can't help but notice how lined up their movements are, like they're all parts of a well-maintained engine. >Well, in some way they really are.>You knock on your door; one of the guards opens it and comes in.>"What's it?""What's going on? Why are they holding a parade?">"Parade?">Second guard yells from the corridor.>"Stay on your position, private.">"Oh, okay.">With his "golden" armor clanking and jingling as he walks, the guard approaches the window, puzzled.
>>37466999holy shit, dubs and trips. I'm doing a rightful deed.>"I don't remember participating in parades on this exact date, like, ever, so it's not a holiday or a celebration.">"It's very strange that I've never seen anypony preparing for this. Must've been a secret or something.">"Damn, I'd like to parti-i-icipate..." is heard from the corridor.>"Shush, private. You're not that experienced yet.""Okay, thank you. Also, can I go outside with you two as a convoy?">"Hm, let me think about it...I guess I'll ask the commands. Private, paper and quill!">Are those guards carrying literally everything with them? You know, next time you'll ask for a shovel and a body bag, and he'll get them out of...somewhere.>While you think about it, the guard finished writing a letter and teleported it.>"You know, I understand you. Sitting there must be not very interesting.">Oh, at least the guards who are not letting you out of city are friendly. It's not much, but anyway.>Only a minute later, a scroll appears out of thin air with "puff!" and a dust cloud. Guard glances over it, nods a couple of times, and then turns to you.>"Well, we have the permission now.""Great.">You quickly put on your jacket - hell, Rarity's clothes can withstand literally EVERYTHING, including two weeks of hiking in the Everfree - and stroll out of your room with two guards following you.
>>37467003>"If you're hungry, I know a great cafe not far away. My whole squadron visits this place every weekend.""And now it's...">"It's Thursday, don't worry!" the guards start to laugh simultaneously.>By the time you're outside, the parade has ended, and now the crowds are slowly dispersing. Although there aren't many ponies in the streets, you feel like you're being watched and can't determine exactly who it is.>Telling this to the guards would be a stupid idea, though, so you decide to keep quiet and consider it just your imagination.>In five minutes or so, you three reach the "Spearhead Café" with a big beautiful sign outside, depicting a charging guardspony.>"Y'know, it was founded by a former guard officer, so he knows all the stuff we experience around here. A great guy.">A few tables are occupied by, probably, off-duty guards with their marefriends, but you see an empty one and sit there. The guards follow.>"A-a-and what's your order?">Your companions, pretty familiar with the place, pick something to eat momentarily, but you can't decide on something for a couple of minutes."I'll have a...large vegetable salad, a chocolate cheesecake and black tea.">Hayburgers aren't your thing at all, but guards definitely love them as a source of energy.>Your orders are brought soon after, but your wandering gaze has spotted...the same mare you've met at the gala!>And she definitely recognised you and is now approaching you three.
>>37467007>"Anon, mon ami! I'm so glad I have met you yet again!">She cocks her head.>"But aren't you supposed to vivre...um, what's it...live, yes. Aren't you living in Ponyville? And why are the guards accompanying you?">Man, seems like she is staring right in your soul.>"Don't tell me that you're a criminel, Anon.">The guards, initially stunned by her arrival, quickly regain their consciousness.>"Oh no, Miss, he is-">"You know, I can absolutely assure you that this un jenne homme is completely innocent and can be trusted.">"No, no, Miss, he's a witness.">"A witness? What's the crime that you're a witness on, mon ami?""Oh, state treason. And espionage.">"E-espionage? Truly horrific, isn't it...">It looks like her muzzle is even paler now, but guards seemingly don't notice it.>"I have to go now, anyway. See you, Anon!">She makes a hasty retreat, leaving you pretty dazed.>The younger guard speaks first.>"Ah, Susanne de Lis...a stunning beauty, now isn't she?">"Susanne? I always thought she was Fleur or something.">"SHHH!">The youngster moves the heads of you three together and starts to whisper.>"Her real name is Susanne, but it's rumoured that she was our spy in Prench Kingdom and is now living under the pseudonym to distract their killers.">"My cousin works in the Royal Secret Service, he told me everything.""Ain't that secret information?">"Why, yes, it is! But we're not spies here, now are we? Anyway, I also heard that she inherited a lot of bits lately...">As two continue to discuss Fleur, your mind returns to today's morning.>She is a unicorn. Her real name - and she is under impression that almost no one knows it - starts from "S". She received a large sum of money not that long ago.>For a moment you feel like a detective.>Hell, everything starts to make sense now.
>>37467014The plot thickens great stuff love the world building going on
>>37467014Aw i lost the bet, welp no celestia solaris for us today, but god deam prench really? I hate prench
>>37467295there was no 'Fin' at the end of the story, my friend ;)
>>37467014>>37467295I dunno, Fleur-de-lis does seem to be the most likely candidate, but it seems like this mystery was solved a little too neatly. I wouldn't be surprised if it's some other mare who's aware of her circumstances and is using the "S" moniker for plausible deniability.
>>37467330Are you telling me thers still a chance?
>>37467634looks like it, I mean he only started to think about suspects now. Hell he might be right or he might be wrong, might just start suspecting anyone with an S in their name.
>>37467014Is it at all possible to talk to Zecora, we might want a plan of action to get her out of the slammer. Assuming she doesn't blame us for her current predicament.
>>37440862Should i save this green? Is it considerd good enough to preserve? I was thinking of making an account on ponepaste.
>>37468023Yes, Yes and Yes.
>>37468023save it and post it to ponepaste
>>37468023Go for it anon
bump for more green and yandance pics
How much more yandere does a waifu get when their pregnant with your child?
>>37469331What are a yandere’s cravings?
>>37469399Would they wanna eat weird stuff in the same way that pregnant women crave pickles?
>>37469416I imagine so, I mean pregnancy is still pregnancy no matter how you slice it.
>"Nonny what do you mean you found a way to go home? This is your home...">"You're redoing the transporter accident that sent you here? Can't you see how dangerous that is?">"No! You can't go into that teleporter again! I...I REALLY would miss you... I won't let you go back..."
Lets say after a year of being in Equestria if a portal opens up to your world are you obliged to take it? After all, it is where you are from so you don't really belong in Equestria.
>>37469850>Do you see this darling. I'm knitting our first foal's cute little pajamas isn't that wonderful? >Remember darling, during this delicate time I'll be quite vulnerable. I'll need you to attend to me at all times and right now I'm feeling a craving for some scrambled eggs dipped in honey. >Oh I can't wait darling. I'm sure you'll be such a great father. And remember you must help me before the foal comes. I can't feel the least bit of stress or anguish otherwise it would be bad for the baby. >Do you know this anon? If I'm not properly taken care you may as well be killing the baby. It is like putting a knife directly into their precious little heart and killing it! You don't want to kill our foal do you darling...?
>>37470485>That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about foals to dispute it.- Anon, days before getting a book about foals
>>37470485Sounds about right.
>>37470485Christ, I knew you ponies were all about emotions and the magical power made manifest but this is a bit above and beyond.Welp, I'm putting you in the mare carrier. It hangs low so you can reach my dick. You better eat all the eggs.
>>37470485Pretty apt portrayal
>>37470485>Making pajamas for the unborn foal>Hasn't even begun thinking of a name yetRarity please
>>37467014>For the next couple of hours, you and the guards walk around the city. But even while visiting the now-open royal gardens, you just can't get Susa...Fleur out of your head.>If she's really the one who sent you the letter, the money, and was watching you earlier this morning, then...it's not that bad.>She's nobility, she's rather well off, and her looks are stunning.>Even if it'll be a "secret" relationship (if other nobles won't like the idea of marrying an interdimensional humanoid), the perspectives look bright.>But you shouldn't make bold assumptions like these, even with all the "clues" on hand.>Head filled with thoughts, you finally return to your hotel, picking up a few books in a nearby store on the way.>You have six more days before the court, and you were already getting so god damn bored.>Can you consider that solitary confinement?>By the time you've arrived here, the dinner was ready for you and the guard duo. Couldn't they do this before?
>>37472906>Several hours have passed, it's almost 7 PM already, and you've dug deep enough into a Daring Do book.>You hear a quiet conversation going on outside, and then a guard walks in.>"You can come.">To your surprise, Fleur comes in next, wearing a fancy dress.>"Bon jour, Anon! I thought that we should, um, celebrate your arrivèe in Canterlot. What do you think of it?">Seeing your obviously surprised face, she quickly changes her tone.>"O-o-of course I'll pay!">Man, how bad is her opinion of you?"No, no, it's not the case, Fleur! I was just...surprised.">In a moment, her...facial...expression changes from desperation to happiness.>She claps her hooves together.>"Fantastique, mon amou- ami! I talked with your companions, and they've allowed you to go without them, but don't leave the city, haha!""Oh, thank you, Fleur. Thank you too." you say, now addressing the guard.>"Off we go, then! I've already booked a table at Le Marenardin, so they're waiting for us.">Le Marenardin? You suspect that it's yet another hors- pony pun.>Boarding a lavishly decorated carriage outside the hotel, you two embark towards the city centre.>"To be honest, I've been waiting for this moment since the very Gala, cher Anon, but you've chosen to leave for this town in the middle of nowhere.">"Since we're alone here, can you tell me...what's this espionage case you're a witness on?">She looks so worried about it."Oh, my friend, Zecora got arrested and is suspected of being a Zebrian spy for some reason.""And they didn't have anypony close enough to her, so they took me as a witness. All the restrictions are only because they want me to be present at the court, not to flee back immediately after arrival.">"I see...">The carriage has reached the "elite" part of the city, and the palace-like houses with statues and porters at the entrances became more frequent.>You check your jacket and pants and make a mental note to thank Rarity once more.>Despite you not repairing them a single time and washing them with only cold water and old soap brick after going through the trees and bushes, they both are as good as new.>There is some magic in them for sure.>"Le Marenardin!" you hear from the outside of the carriage, and both of you walk out towards a brightly illuminated fashionable restaurant.>After checking who Fleur is, maître d'hôtel bows and leads you two to the balcony, where all tables but yours are taken.>Before your menus are brought, Fleur speaks up.>"You know, mon ami, when I first arrived here in Equestria, they tried to hire me as a model! Me, a duchess!">"I had a couple of interviews since I thought the richest ponies of this city could convince the princesses that I was a persona non grata if I resisted their intentions...">"...but then one of them - can't remember his name, Fancy-something - got arrested and thrown into prison for espionage AND bribery!">"So, I'm being received as a noble I am yet again."
>>37472923"Geez, what a story. Those Equestrians can't always understand the people's talents." >Bragging is no good, but it's not like anyone can find out anything about your past life on Earth. You need to impress her anyway."I was a high-end economical manager, working with state-of-the-art technology, too.">A fancy way of saying you were an accountant with a computer running Windows 7."And in Ponyville? I had to apply as an archivist in the town hall, since Canterlot bureaucrats didn't want to see me as one of their own.">Well, this part is actually true. You couldn't imagine pastel ponies having a level of nepotism this high.>"Oh, that is no wonder.">You both make your orders, and they're brought soon. Compared to what you've heard of Manehattan restaurants, this one offers big portions and almost no eccentric stuff.>Seems like the nobles of the capital like to eat a lot.>You two were chatting about this and that, with her becoming more and more love-y towards you.>In her own aristocratic meaning of this, of course - not the outright flirting, but only some compliments and affectionate words in Prench.>You didn't exactly understand them, but the intonations were obvious.>"...so, mon amour, there is a lot of what we can visit together here! What do you think of it?""Oh, yes, why not?">As you were going to switch the topic to the letter, you hear the doors loudly opening.>"EVERYPONY SIT DOWN! THIS IS AN AUTHORIZED LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION!">Several dozens of guards in light armor burst into the restaurant, pushing away those in their path.>Some of them are scanning the halls, and finally their gazes stop at...you?!>Not you.>Fleur.>Immediately she is tackled by a pair of pegasi, but...shows absolutely no reaction, still smiling."Now what the hell is going o-">"SIT. DOWN!">"It'll all be fine, Anon, mon amour..." she says before being carried away.>The food wasn't particularly tasty after that, and you don't remember how did you get home.>The guards had a look at your face and refrained from any questions.
>>37472933IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING!In other news I think we can rule out Fleur as the person working against Anon.
>>37472933Nice to see anon.
>>37472933Damn I did no see that coming>>37472962I don’t know maybe she was the one who kept framing ponies for espionage and the guards just caught her or were using anon as b8 remember fancy pants got arrested for espionage as well and he’s nowhere near anon
>>37473719She was talking about when she first arrived in Equestria, so I think fancy pants got put away a long time ago. Though who knows, maybe she is pulling the double reverse psychology play.>I thought it was her but then she got arrested so it can't be her after all! Which means I must keep looking elsewhere!>Meanwhile in the transport carriage Fleur is smiling and keeps muttering "Just as planned"
>>37469331How does a yandere feel after getting pregante anyway?
>>37473982Probably elation at the prospect of carrying something made from their beloved. Maybe jealously once the child is actually out and about
>>37474336Dont know about jealousy, since the child IS made from both you and her. Though i guess it depends on the yandere.
>>37475062I wonder what happened to this artist.
>>37475127Probably still alive, I mean odds are in favor of it.
>>37469875Imagine Pinkie would axe the teleporter while Anon is still teleporting in order to keep him stuck there with her.Only the lower half of Anon's body remains and Pinkie has to take him to Twilight. She finds out that the only way to "fix" Anon is by cloning via using DNA from his lower half, then having him be regrown from a cell.Pinkie is a patient girl and wait for the lump of cells to become baby Anon. From then on, she will be his mother and raise him to be her ideal Anon.I am morbidly curious on the implications this has however.>>37473982>>37475062hawt af
>>37473956Even the skeleton inside me is demanding answers
>>37458563>Trixie, this is the break you've been waiting for your whole lifeShe's gonna regret it
>>37477841I wish I was able to focus on this, but there hasn’t been time lately. And even when I find some, nothing I add feels natural. I’m rooting for you >>37472933
Anyone planing anything?
>>37479709Aside from Blondie whenever he comes back I'm not actually sure.
>>37480159And just like that, I am here my son.Angel Cake in /bootleg/ is pretty much one solid stretch away from being done. Then Jacky Part Nine will be finished up pretty quickly after that. I've been thinking that all of Painful Magic has been more or less the first chunk of it, so second part will be a pretty good stretch as well. That'll be something good to write out. Since I used a little more foresight on Painful and Steamy Magic, I've been thinking of some possibilities that would be... interesting. So that'll be something to look forward to.There's also me finishing the last Operation Flutterrape I left off.There will be a lot going on here, including Mr. Pear Bear too. It's just this one story that has been gumming me up.
>>37480202I can’t wait to see you back
>>37478225I would not worry about it to much, at the rate these threads move it should still be here for another few weeks. Besides, something will eventually feel natural. Chances are it will kind of just pop up in your head one day, like an answer to a question that you were asked a few days ago and the brain finally remembered the answer.
>>37480695The thread could use it I think. I saw it die prematurely at least twice now despite having really strong activity going on.
>>37480711I think it has more to do with the sudden and rapid influxes of threads. For example, everything is stable right now but if over the next few hours thread upon thread upon thread gets created it will probably die because no one is used to the speed yet.
Me who still has a small shread of hope that the nmm cyoa will return
>>37480764This the thread was dying because of G5 threads getting spammed for the most part. The only thread I can think of that’s on actual life support is the Eris thread.
Since the snowmare thing is up I had an idea.>Snowmare's have old legends of giant bipedal gods that though them how to live and such.>One Snowmare becomes overly obsess with Anon thinking hes some kind of god.
>>37472933The thick plottens. Please continue.
>>37485222The fire within her is indescribable.
>>37480202Good to hear, can't wait for more Pear Bear.
>>37472933So...will there be a continuation? He used to post those daily.
>>37486338No threads dead.
Any good greens about Anon being the yandere? I'm considering writing one in the future, but I'm busy with other greens atm.
>>37487048It comes up as a prompt a lot but nobody has done it yet.
>>37487048No, but I have this picture.
>>37487071Then once I get around to it, I may make it. Which poner would you guys like to see him go after? I was considering Fluttershy, or I may end up doing all the main 7 at some point
>>37487371Roll a 1d6
>>37487048I've thought about it but that would have to be planned out pretty carefully.
>>37487048I tried to write one numerous times, but found it difficult to do in a compelling way. Funnily enough a lot of the work in the usual story is carried by the inner thoughts of the yandere being showcased only rarely (and often in a very general way), and the simple fact people can overlook way more if they find the crazy one attractive... and most here are dudes.So it's either going real lowkey and missing most of the point, or just going so crazy that most people don't find the character remotely sympathetic anymore. Or at the very least nothing they can project into, thereby nullifying the entire purpose of using Anon.
>>37487423The dice have spoken. The dice gods demand to see Spergkle as the target of his affections.>>37487481>>37487519Hmmm, an interesting challenge. I do remember a green called Octavia's Symphony where it's told from her perspective. I think it portrayed her insanity really well
>>37487544I think I know the one you're talking about, Octavia ended up homeless and living in anon's bushes and would watch anon through his window while she ate the same snack as him.
>>37487613Yep, that's it
>>37489078Jokes on you, I had my heart removed and replaced with an artificial pump so I have no heartbeat
>>37489078Oh shit! Oh fuck! Oh crap!
>>37487544I have an idea for anon, motivation wise. Maybe he is latching onto sparkle because she was the one he had the most contact with when first arrive or she was the one who summoned him here. I remember reading various other stories where she is the one who asks about where he came from and humans etc etc so it could be playing off that.
>Be honest Sugarcube you'll always be around to help me and my family out on the farm right? You got a nice home here hun why leave it? Why? You tryin' to hurt me anon. Us farm girls are strong but were also tender on the inside. Is it because you're not one of the family yet? W-We can give you an Apple family name I swear! Just stay anon don't leave me. Harvest is coming soon and without you we'll all starve...
>>37489078I like the idea of a horror game were princess Celestia hunts you across the palace at night and just says disturbing things the whole time.
>>37489980>Harvest is coming soon and without you we’ll all starveRun. Keep running, never stop.
>>37489980>"There must always be somepony to tend to the farm anon, cuz if there aint no pony then famine will overrun Equestria.
>>37489980But if they starve without Anon how did they managed to get by before he showed up?
>>37490086Big Mac was there before. Now that he's with Cheerilee, he had to move off the farm to be with her.You're the only one left who can help share the load.Come on Anon... you don't want to hurt an honest mare do you?
>>37490086They barely scrape by. Apple Bloom’s crusader antics have cost them money and Granny Smith is getting up there in age.
>>37490100Huh, never thought Big Mac would be one to skip out on family.
>>37490123the only thing that binds the apple family together (Other than apples) is the crazy shit they're willing to do for love
>>37450490In equestria the only one I could see doing that would be twilight or Eris
>>37490230If it gives Eris a niche besides overpowered I’m all for it.
>>37490174>Throughout the entire existence of the Apple clan, every wedding has been a 'Crossbow Wedding'
>>37490731Thats raises all the red flags
>>37480202Looking forward to it
9 already? Holy shit.
>>37490746>>37490731>>37490174>"Now Anawn, this is somethin' mah family has dun fer generations!">My Ma did it to Pa, Granny did it to Pawpaw Apple, and now the both of us get to join in on this age old Apple tradition!>Ah'm even usin' the Apple Family Weddin' Crossbow! Ain't that somethin'!">So now ya'll HAVE to get hitched with me! And never, ever leave!>Though, in the past, some tried to run or leave when somepony in my family propositioned em like this...>This here weddin' crossbow was used for that too!>Ah'm sure ya'll know how they used it...>But, I know ya'll won't do that to ME, Anawn!>Now come on, we're gonna be late! Every Apple in Equestria are all waitin' back at Sweet Apple Acres for us to arrive and get hitched!
>>37491903>My ma did it to PaWasn't Applejack's Mom named Pear butter? Would that mean that there are two Crazy families, the Apples and the Pears?If so then god help Anon, cause that means Applejack has TWO bloodlines of crazy in her
>>37492675>To truly join the Apple Clan, you must conform to their ways. Which means leaving your sanity at the door.>Pear Butter learned this, and swiftly adapted by performing the Apple Clans' most sacred of rituals.>Holding your love at crossbow-point and making them marry you.>And if they try to run away? Well, that's what the lever on the bottom is for.
>>37492771Do they kill the runaway spouse or do they just shoot em in the leg to prevent escape?
>>37492806Depends on how good their aim is
So Sweet Apple Acres is a horror story waiting to happen or already one in disguise? Thats alot of land for alot of shit to go down.
>>37493035>ywn have Pear Butter give you bedroom eyes while holding you at crossbow-point. Why live?
>>37493035>Also a lot of land to hide the bodies of those who refused to marry an Apple
>>37493119Almost all the biggest trees have had a body planted under it. Plant the body and then plant the seed
>>37493572>vestigial magic from pony bodies left over is absorbed by the roots of trees making them stronger and the fruit tastier
>>37494132God that pic just screams "fuck me""Pinkie, I think your sister likes me.">"Of course she likes you Nonny, you're easy to get along with.""No I mean I think she REALLY likes me.">Pinkie gets slightly concerned>"W-what makes you say that Anon?""Well whenever we're alone, she makes this face like she's turned on or something. It's even weirder cause I've never seen her so much as crack even the tiniest smile otherwise.">Pinkie gulps>"Oh dear it's happening again, first it was Limey, but now Maud?""What's happening Pinkie? Is there something I should know about?">" Anon, you need to hide, you're in danger of being foalnapped. Hide in my basement now and I'll answer any questions you have later"
>>37494704>being stuck on an Amish farm, surrounded entirely by blunt objects that could be used for bludgeoning or throwing >surrounded by four sisters all of whom developed strange personality quirks under two oldstyle Amish ponies who contributed to their conditions >"Hide in my basement now."
>>37494756>Anon ends up in Equestria>On the Pie Family Rock Farm>To the Pie sisters Anon is the first man they've interacted with other than their father>One or two of them may develop, what some would call, an unhealthy obsession with him>Yandere hijinks ensue
>>37494901Honestly this could work out just as bad as the Apple scenario. Limestone has never had another male figure express any romantic interest in her. Marble is like a little mouse, so quiet and frail and in a similar situation as Limey. Maud is just...Maud and Pinkie is an eccentric 4th wall breaking party pony. And they're strong earth ponies, stronger than the Apple Family even.
>>37494901Here is a prompt I wrote a year ago involving Limestone and Marble. Not much, but its some green.https://pastebin.com/wxa60BUS
>>37494983>>37494901>The Pies are said to possibly be related to the Apples>It ends up explaining why they're the OTHER crazy family around Equestria
>>37495040It appears pastebin has added some kind of anti ad-block, I can't see it.
>>37495128>>37495040And it's a Celestia story that it links to?
>>37495040>>37495131Here guys, I'll grab it for himhttps://pastebin.com/SXryvXm9
>>37495139Thanks, the Pies really are just perfect for this kind of thing.
Fixed my pastebin issue, just need to purge and update ublock.
is the anon who updates the yandere Pastebin still here i am wondering because i found a bunch of yandere stories that are not archived
>>37489980>W-We can give you an Apple family name I swear!Bro what the fuck are you gonna call me?If it’s not something cool like “Applus Maximus” I’m leaving.
>>37495454Haven't you heard Anon? PonePaste is all the rage these days, Get with the times Grandpa!
>>37495454>>37495594i know it is but i am trying to see if the person who archives the posts is still here or if we should make a new list because i found some yandere stories now on the archive Celestia and nmmhttps://pastebin.com/meypp5w4
>>37495586Keep up that talk Anon, and you'll have an Apple Family Wedding Crossbow's bolt fired into you
>>37472933Sorry for the delay, lads, some RL issues. Have a short one.>When you finally wake up, you get a strong feeling that your dream was very strange, but you can't exactly remember it.>Maybe, Princess Luna can tamper with your dreams after all?>Glancing all over your room again, you notice another envelope near the door, now emitting a fragrance of some elegant cologne.>And a letter looks like a scrapbook again, with hundreds of letters of different colours and fonts.>And the ending lines were the ones that surprised you the most.>"And with his harlot finally dealt with, we are one step closer to being together!S.">No cheque is here this time, but it's no big concern, since bill at the restaurant was, suddenly, not that expensive.>Anyway, back to the letter.>Those sentences mean that your "admirer" knows about what has happened yesterday evening, if not...if she wasn't the grey cardinal behind all of this.>Crap.>Who may she be? Officer of the guards? That explains a lot.>Your guard comes in, checking on you, looks out of the window and barely suppresses his yell.>"Holy buck! Just look at this!">You look out of the window and see the thing you...wasn't prepared for.>A word "ANON" is laid out on the street, made of something that looks like guard helmets.>Guard whistles, looking very surprised.>"I know that you didn't go out this night, so it's not you - and I don't think that you are a pony...creature to do this.">"So, the command shouldn't have any questions to you after I report the situation to them. I don't guarantee that, though.">"Now wait here.">After he barges out of a room, you lay on the bed again, grabbing a Daring Do novel that you haven't finished earlier.>The brave pegasus is now breaking into a West Zebrian pyramid, full of traps, gold and undead mummies. >Almost an hour later, the guard returns, now with two others behind his back."So, am I getting arrested or what?">"Nah. Her Majesty wants to talk to you. Get up.""Okay, okay...">As you walk to a flying carriage, propelled by pegasi guards, you think about who might have called you.>Her Majesty means one of the four princesses.>Luna would've visited you in your dreams, so it's not her, and Candyass- you mean Cadence is in Crystal Empire.>Although her husband is a schmuck that was a royal guard captain before, it's unlikely that he'd communicate with you through her.>So, it's either Celestia or Twilight.>Within a couple of minutes, you are rushed towards the castle and land in front of it.
>>37496512>Massive, bronze- and golden-clad doors open before you one after another, and you arrive at the main audience hall.>Princess Celestia sits atop a big throne that's located on a high pedestal, with second throne empty.>"Oh, Anonymous. I've been waiting to meet you and I'm glad that you were able to make it here.">"And you've left quite a trail behind yourself, I'd say. First, this who- Zebrian spy, then Fleur de Lis, and finally your name laid out in guard helmets.">"Bring him something to sit on." she addresses the guards.>"I'd like to hear your opinion on this, Anonymous.">Her voice sounds warm and caring, and it's more like a friendly conversation, than an interrogation.>A mother talking with her child, maybe.>A decorated chair is brought, and you sit down."So, Your Majesty...">"No, not "Your Majesty". Just Cel- I mean Princess.""As you wish, princess.""I've been equally confused by this. First, Zecora is arrested, then this word...">You decide not to mention Fleur de Lis' arrest, since it's possible that you may be dealing with state secrets there.>"Oh, Zecora was a filthy spy, using our hospitality to undermine various efforts by the government and to transfer information to the foreign powers.">"But your guard has assured me that you're absolutely not related to this case.">She waves at the guards.>"You three, out. What will be said here next is not for your ears. State secret.">Bowing, guards exit the hall, and princess immediately moves the chair - and you - closer towards her.>Her tone and "facial" expression changes from just "caring" to "caring and extremely worried".>"Anon, seems like you've gone too far.""Wh-">"No, no, not in that meaning. You've been surrounded with too many dangerous intrigue here. Seems like you - the one of your kind - is being constantly pulled into various affairs.">Her gaze is almost drilling through your face, even moreso than the way Fleur used to look at you.>"I'll say that plainly - you are in danger. This was the whole point of getting you in Canterlot and under guard.">"But I've seen what has happened before, so it didn't prove to me an effective solution either.">"There is only one place that can keep you safe enough here, Ano-Anonymous...">She starts to stutter and...blush?>"...the castle.">Wait, what?>She wants you to move here?>Man, that'd be an honour under normal circumstances, but now...>...but if your "admirer" had access to the guard stockpiles, then she can as well be a high-ranking guard, so she won't "lose" you at all.>A win-win, perhaps.
>>37496515"O-okay, Princess. It would be better for me, perhaps.">"Great!">It looks like she's trying very hard to suppress a happy cry.>What the hell is even going on here?>Have...have you caught the eye of A SOLAR PRINCESS?>It's extremely unlikely, almost impossible. Calm down, 'Non.>It's not like a pony princess with control over the Sun and over the whole country can love a human, after all.>You're not being pessimistic, just taking this situation from a realistic point of view.>And what if she's really into you?>No, you shouldn't consider that.>"I'll order the castle's quartermaster corps to move your belongings here. A room in the Solar Wing of the castle has already been assigned to you, with all the necessities.">"My secretary, Ink Raven, will lead you to your room later. You can wait in the diplomats' hall for the time being, it's currently empty.""Thank you very much, princess. Anything else?">"No, nothing. Enjoy your stay here.">Her last words are as warm as your mother's once were.>It's kinda strange that you're now here, but staying will definitely be better than in the hotel and in Zecora's hut.>Plus you can ask Celestia about her case, if she'd be willing to talk.>Pretty darn good.
>>37495586>”The Appul is strooonnnggg with you. A powerful member of the family you shall become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Apple....Core.”
>>37495128>>37495131ah shit yeah, im an idiot. Could have sworn i check that link twice, my bad>>37495139Thank you Anon, for covering my fuck up
>>37496851Applejack, i swear i will eat you Apple god like figure if you dont stop this nonsense
>>37496519Ok now im 100% sure is good'ol tia, all in that bet
>>37497109Agreed, though one must wonder if she is the one what was going on with out dreams.Also we still have to find a way to bust Zecora out, she took Anon in after everyone else kicked us to the curb. What kind of friend would he be if he left her to rot?
>>37496519S is for SUNSHINE
>>37495454https://pastebin.com/JP83ejgq octaiva story
>>37497232Welp time to go full payday gang to bust zecora out
>>37496924It happens anon.
How good are horses at tracking by scent? What would my waifu do if I told her I was leaving for groceries and just ran in any direction away from home as fast as I could?
>>37499522Well, a quick Google search says they're sense of smell is better than human's but not as good as a dog's. They can even smell medicine in their food if someone attempts to mask it in it. So chances are, it would aid her in doing a favorite pastime of yanderes: stalking you
>>37499411God she's so pretty.
>>37496519thread is ded, reactions to green are too, so I'm spicin' it up.>Resting comfortably on a big soft sofa, you're now deep into one of Equestria's most famous works of literature, "The Life and Adventures of Romaneson Hoofsoe", whose plot gives you the constant feeling of deja vu, and don't notice how the sun has set.>Finally having a chance to sleep on a royal king-sized bed, you dive under the sheets and immediately feel the difference between it and the bed you had in the hotel.>The immense softness and lightness quickly sends you head first into the sleep, but then...>...you wake up in a strange room with pitch black walls and a sole lightbulb swinging back and forth above you.>There are two doors, one in front of you and one behind; a strange noise is heard from the outside, filling you with pure, condensed dread.>Something bangs on the door in front of you with the noise becoming louder and louder. It's like screaming and grinding of wheels at the same time, with pitch set to max.>It's drilling through your ears and your cranium, boiling your brain up to its melting point.>First cracks form in the door, something resembling a tentacle slips in.>It's not a normal tentacle, though...looks like it's constantly changing its shape, like if it was made of white-hot liquid metal.>You remember that scene from "The Shining", decide not to wait for "HERE'S JOHNNY!" and run towards the other door, which is for some reason not locked.>It's a moonless night outside, with cornfield reaching the horizon in all directions. >As you glance at a strange one-room house for the last time, the...creature finally breaks into the room, and it takes your whole willpower to stop yourself from getting paralyzed right there.>It hasn't got a particular shape, the other way - it's a big blob of black liquid matter, constantly transforming, merging and dismembering itself.>Dozens of tentacles protrude from the sizes, but it seems to be extremely fast despite the bulkiness, and you start to run away through the endless corn, all the plants smacking your face, chest, and hands.>Thank God there aren't any holes in the ground or bumps, so you manage to quickly gain speed.>Judging by the noise you hear from behind, moving through the field is more difficult for the beast, but it tries to reach you nonetheless.
>>37500629>...a few minutes have passed, you're almost out of breath, your lungs are burning, your legs hurt, but the thing behind you doesn't seem to want to slow down.>"You can't just run away from The Nightmare.">Female voice booms through the skies and the field, with almost no noticeable emotion in it.>"I'm not prohibiting your tries to do so, though.">And then she goes silent.>The creature behind your back, however, is not.>You can almost FEEL its tentacles extending to reach you, lacking only half a foot to finally grab you by the collar or by the leg.>But you don't want to give this miner's snot a chance and speed up.>And...it all ends.>The solid ground beneath your boots disappears, and you see a large canyon with its other cliff miles and miles away.>Rotating your head, you see The Nightmare, fruitlessly standing on the side and still screaming.>You're no pegasus, though, and so you continue the rapid fall into the black void.>That's probably how falling into the Grand Canyon at night feels like.>A bright rays of light are seen at the presumed bottom of the canyon, and when you're almost blinded by them...>...you wake up.
>>37500634>Seeing a large red baldachin above, a warm blanket on top of you, sunlight pouring from the opened windows, and something very warm and soft pressed to your side, you immediately calm down.>It was just a dream...a bad nightmare, probably.>Wait a second.>Something very warm and soft at your side, and the same feeling on your chest?>What you see on the left after turning your head almost makes you wish that the previous events WEREN'T a nightmare, since what's happening now is far, far worse.>"Oh, my dear. You finally woke up.">On the left of you, with her mane now spread over the pillows, lies Her Majesty, Solar Regent, princess Celestia herself."Wait, wait, no, I ca-">"Don't worry now.">She presses even closer."What happened?!">"Oh, what has happened was...more of a surprise than something else.">"Luna has said to me that you were having a terrible nightmare that even she couldn't handle, and a minute after that you ran in here, screaming something about the nightmare, then fell down unconscious.">"She didn't describe it very well, though. Can you tell me what happened?""Oh, there was a strange liquid monster chasing me through the corn fi-">You start to describe what happened, but then the understanding finally hits you."No, no, it's not important, idrathergotomyroomnow!">"Stay here." she says with that stare you've seen yesterday.>Then, her tone changes to a motherly one you've heard before.>"You all are like little foals to me, don't be embarassed, dear Anon.">She pulls you closer into a hug, stuffing your face in her fluffy chest and her hooves on your back.>Despite understanding that what's happening shouldn't be happening, you can't really do anything with this.>"Don't worry, don't worry, Anonymous. I'll take care for you. I will care for you...for all eternity.">Man, you were right yesterday evening. The Solar Princess is in move with you.>And judging by the last sentence and the tone it was pronounced with...>...something's not right with that kind of love.SPOILER ALERT: It's not the end.
>>37499753>I got nonny's scent right there. He thinks he can run away from Pinkie hes got another thing coming. Ooooooo when I find him hes going to regret it.
>>37500641>wake up in bed next to Celestia>she hugs you, pulling you into her chest fluffjust waking up from a nightmare or not, it's boner time. Might as well see how she reacts.
>>37500828She finally got what she wanted for so long.
>>37500832Based on my very limited understanding of yanderes, you can never truly appease them. But were I in that scenario, I'd sure as hell be putting the moves on Celestia at that point. If she's eventually going kill me in a fit of jealous rage, I'm gonna make damn sure I beat those pretty pony guts as much as possible.
>>37500828I'm sure she'd be okay with it.
Can't get enough of her.
>>37500641I think Anon should talk to Luna about this, one to confirm Celetias story and two in order to figure out the cause of these dreams. This is assuming its not luna of course and assuming Anon doesn't have a history of sleep walking.
>>37501499Get that petzeer demon away from me!!!>>37500641Hell yea i was right, wait actually thats pretty bad well shit
>>37501543Wait so they both are on it?
Is nonamenymous still around?
>>37502929I think he’s still away, I’m sure he’ll come back eventually though.
>>37503555With digits like that, it's sure to happen.
>>37503626One can only hope.
>>37502046Careful, her daughter might get jealous.
>>37504629Flurry, in typical yandere fashion, just assumed that she and Anon were dating. She never bothered to tell either Anon, nor her Mother cause she, again in yandere fashion, assumed everyone knew they were dating. After a while of unsuccessfully trying to find a marefriend for Anon Cadence gets just a little obsessed and leads to>>37502046Meanwhile Flurry overhears this.All hell breaks loose
>>37505311Ah youre into something, that would be a good green
>>37505311I agree with >>37505332, that would be a neat green. I would actually take that prompt on if I wasn't bogged down with several other projects.
>>37505366Eh no worrys put it in the backburner if you like, is not like we cant wait
>>37505376Somebody else will have to take it. I've already got four irons in the pony fire. It would likely be well over a year before before I can seriously consider starting something new.
>>37505395>FourJesus man, I've heard about burning the candle at both ends but you've just put in an extra wick just to be safe.
>>37505311I like itSnafu being I'm kinda at a loss as to how to characterize Flurry Heart
>>37506524I'm thinking that Flurry could go one of two waysone would be that flurry is really nice, if a bit of a "princess" around Anon.two is she's super lovey-dovey around Anoneither way she'd probably do a 180 whenever somepony came between her and Anon. Even if that somepony was her mother
>>37505395Oh well then take your time, we dont want you to burn out now, we care for you write friend
>>37505927It sucks, because there's so much I want to do. Not enough hours in a day.>>37506721Thank you, moonfriend.
>>37506650Thankfully you can pretty much get away with anything involving her since she had no real character.
>>37507521Very good point.
>>37507569It’s the one nice thing about her addition.
>>37507836probably why she gets a good few yandere prompts, she can be whatever the writer needs her to be.
Don't die, yandere thread.
>>37500641 M O A R of yandere-celly i love it
>>37509364Agreed. Yanlestia is so hot.
Yandere pinkie is pretty alright as well if you ask me
>>37509768Yandere or not, Pinkie has a massive amount of raw sexual energy about her.
>>37510158Can't deny that.
>>37510233Out of the Mane 6, I think she'd be the freakiest in the sack. By several orders of magnitude.
>>37510981yeah but it'd mostly be dumb frustrating shit
>>37510981Can’t disagree with that
>>37511435>I'm going to ride you so hard nonny!>proceeds to jump on his back and jerks his head in the direction she wants to goReal pinkie energy up in here.
>>37511956Missed it by that much
>>37510158You don't say.
>>37511959Maybe next time.
>>37511955It's hot for her.
>>37511955>Pinkie starts steering Anon into bumping into things.>Trying to get him to fall over and trip so he's easier to drag off into a basement.>Everypony watches in horror as Anon tries to call for help while Pinkie cackles manically. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrd9R0Fhoz8"Get her off! Get her off of my head!"
>>37515212>Nonny, you don't understand. I have to ride you around like a horse!>No one else is able to take more then 10 seconds, you lasted a full 4 minutes last time!>Nonny, I need this.
>>37515669“Pinkie, I only said the number 10 just in case, what the hell is this about you riding me?” You raise an eyebrow as you patiently await her response, which you’re sure will be quite something.>She takes a deep breath.
>"Hey anon you love me right? You don't listen to anypony else's music right? Thats basically telling me you don't truly love me since everything I create is inspired by our relationship. You know I wrote a song about how much I love you and wanna have your foals? Do you know I drove away every other musician in the last 100 miles?"
>>37515759"WHAT? SORRY VINYL I WENT DEAF ABOUT A WEEK AGO! SOME BASTARD BLEW AN AIRHORN OUT OF A MICROPHONE RIGHT NEXT TO ME!"
>>37515759“Hey, with a face like that, how could I not love you forever?”
>>37515895Quick nobody stop her
>>37515849Vinyl is cute.
>>37500641>Can't wait for more of this
>>37494132>>37494704oh yes, that's the good shit
>>37518121Unf. Fucking, Unf.
>>37518121What did she mean by this?
>>37520237Only time will tell
>>37520776H-how long are alicorn gestation periods again
>>37520894Probably 11 months, that's the average for horses iirc.
>>37509768>"Hiya, Nonny! I just wanted to come over and see how my favorite human was doing!""Pinkie, I'm the only human you know.">"I know that, but I can't have the other Anons knowing that! It might hurt their feelings!""Other Anons?">"So, I was wondering if you were doing anything Saturday. There's this big bake-off in Canterlot that day, and I could really use my special guy there to boost my confidence!""Oh, sure. You aren't going to cancel on me, are you?">"What? Of course not, Nonny! I am inviting YOU,so that would be really really reallyreallyreally rude! Why would you even need to ask that?""You're right, sorry. I guess I'm just a bit hung up on how everyone around me has just been cancelling their plans with me this week.">What? Who would do that to you, Nonny?""Well, first it was Berry Blue who was supposed to accompany me to the carnival-">"The one I took you too?""Yeah, then there was Pop Cut who wanted to take me to the movies-">"Was that when we bumped into each other at the theater?""Ha ha, and you ended up eating both of our popcorn during the show, yeah. That's the one. Then there was Rainy Days inviting me to the Wonderbolts show yesterday. . . but she never showed.">"Good thing I was there to check up on Dashie before the show or that second ticket would have gone to waste!""Yeah, thanks for being there, Pinkie. I can always rely on you to be there for me.">"So how about it, Nonny? Wanna come cheer me on at the bake-off? Celestia is even one of the judges this year so I'm a little nervous.""Of course. I'd love to."
>>37521450>I could really use my special guy there to boost my confidence!">my special guyOh, my heart.
>>37521478Dont start cantdance
>>37522191SHE ONLY GROWS STRONGER
>Anon has sex with Gilda>Gilda insists gryphons mate for life and he's stuck with her>Gilda full of shit, gryphons do not mate for life>She's totally yandy for that hot human cockAnything like this?
>>37522356I don't know if there is much about Gilda, I don't think there is
>>37522356"Wh-what if, say, hypothetically one of the griffins no longer wanted to be a part of the lifelong relationship? Do they like uhhhh, get a divorce or something?">Gilda scoffs "Divorce? Yeah the one who wants to split gets a divorce, as in their head gets divorced from their body!" Gilda chuckles "And then their heart gets eaten by the griffin whose heart they broke!" Gilda says casually"R-really, that seems a little......over excessive........">"Mmmm yeah I guess it's a bit old-fashioned, but hey it works." Gilda shrugs "Anyways what was that important thing you had wanted to talk about?">You immediately have second thoughts about breaking up with Gilda>You had imagined she would probably yell out you and maybe give you a good beating before flying off>But you never imagined she would possibly just outright kill you>Thank god you thought to ask first"Oh, uuuhhhh nothing, it's nothing important just forget about it....">Gilda gives you a harsh death glare "What is it Anon, what did you want to say?">You suddenly feel the hair on the back of your neck stand up, as if you are a deer being preyed upon by a lion"Really its nothing important! I can hardly remember what I was even gonna say, really!" You lie>Gilda slams a talon down unto the wooden table and digs her claws in it considerably deep, almost as if she were going to pull out a chunk of the table>"Your lying! I hate it when I am being lied to! What did you want to say huh dweeb!? Is it about us, huh!? It is isnt it!? What did you want to tell me huh!?" Gilda screams>Her wings flare out and she sits up in position as if she were going to pounce>You can see blood lust building as she glares at you>You have to use all your willpower in order to resist running away and or pissing your pants>OH SHIT, OH FUCK, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE MAULED IF YOU DON'T THINK OF SOMETHING, FUCK!"I-I-I......I wanted to know if you wanted to move in with me!" you blurt out without thinking in a desperate attempt to save your life>You quickly hold your arms in front of your face in case she decides to maul you anyways>Glida laughs "Jeez is that it!? You should have just said so, dummy! For a second there I was thinking I was gonna have to.....eh never mind. But sure, I guess I wouldn't mind sharing a place with a dweeb like you. Heck, I'll even go get my things right now." She says trying to hide her obvious excitement>Gilda suddenly launches herself into the air and out of sight as you sink down into your chair just to ponder how fucked you are
>>37522356>Carries you up to the craggiest, most desolate, remote mountain peak she can find (that's not already occupied) and strands you there>"Better stay close, dweeb, the cold's a killer up here at night without a warm set of plumage. Oh, and these crags are totally way too brittle to try climbing down, and it's a loooong way to the bottom if you fall.">Don't worry, we'll have our nest built soon, and I'll keep you warm.">"Trust me, no one else will. Now c'mere~" There are worse lots in life than being a nest-husband. I'm sure you'll be able to think of a fewYou'll be spending a lot of time without much else to do up there
>>37522339Oh shit! DEFCON 1, DEFCON 1!
>>37522578Shit anon is more fucked than the man at el paso cowboy song
>>37522578Should of learnt about the local customs before sticking his dick in a bird. Now he deal with the consequences of his poorly thought out actions
>>37522789But Gilda is lying. Gryphons fuck like regular lions do (poorly and in 10 second or less)Anon's biggest mistake was being hung like....well like a human cause lions are tiny dicks and using it all night.
>>37522789Anon, gryphons actually divorce each other for money related reasons all the time. Wealth is commonly (though not always) what determines attractiveness in gryphon society. What Gilda is talking about is more of a pre-griffin empire collapse type of practice that was abandoned long ago. Likely because of all the deaths that resulted from gryphons wanting to leave their mates after having become flat broke because the empires collapse.
>>37522870So Anon can appease her with blood money if he throws enough shekels at her?
>>37520894>Lets find out.
>>37522925She probably doesn't want money
>>37522932Let's set a course
>>37522925>Anon's to gilda upon learning this information
Bump so I can read tomorrow
>>37522578I didn’t know how much I needed Yandere Gilda until now
>>37522798Is this a meme throughout the entire mammalian kingdom? Animals outside of humans lasting seconds with zero input or pleasure.
>>37523984I think if I recall correctly evolution favored a hit it real fast and then quit it. We are the outliars in the ape kingdom already since most of them have tiny shlongs. Some humans still have micro-dicks but they are the outliers. This could of course be blatantly wrong since I am cobbling things together that I heard over the years but that is my understanding of the situation. As for why we last longer you would have to ask someone who actually studies biology or something because I have no idea why that would be a desirable trait in nature outside of feeling good.
>>37523984It depends. Pigs, dolphins, some whales, will fuck for hours and make you blush. Elephants have a massive dick that's as manipulative and muscular as their trunk and use it like pros. It depends on what evolution decided was best. Horses are prey animals so they fuck quickly as they're incredibly vulnerable when they're doing it. Lions are super into conserving energy, it's why the male lion doesn't hunt (if he is tired or injured, he can't defend the pride at full strength from another male) and why they spend the bulk of their day laying around. Sex for them is quick because energy is 'expensive'.Humans dick to size ratio is one of the most impressive in the animal kingdom. We also last a considerably long time in the sack. Also we have hands and fingers, something a good 99% of the animals don't have so, yeah, fucking a human for something with hooves or even talons is def an experience.
>>37526579Stay backYou can't hurt me anymoreyou'll go away
What if Anon would miss his wife left on Earth (yeah I know that sounds gay) and refuse to romantically engage with anyone, in the hope of reuniting with her againHow would a yandere deal with that?
>>37526613>Pony tries to claim she's actually his human wife reincarnated as a small horse because magic, using details gleaned from conversations and journal invasions>Any discrepancies can be plausibly denied as interdimensional amnesiaOr she travels to Earth personally to kill her there
>>37506650>a bit of a "princess"can you elaborate on this?
>>37526823she expects you to spoil her rotten all while appearing sugary sweet>"Anon, can you be a dear and grab my tea for me">"Anon, you can carry my things, your my big strong knight after all">"Anon, can you give me a back rub my wings are killing me."that kind of shit
>>37526839I could imagine flurry being the super pure maiden when happy but do a full 180 and be full on Ojou bitch when in yandere mode. Like calling a non alicorn mare trying to get to Anon, trash, peasent scum ect.
>>37527244"So Anon, what do you think we should do today? We could go for a movie or maybe some ice cream, oh I know how about we-">"Um excuse me, but I'm looking for the Canterlot train station. Could you point me in the direction sir?">Flurry's neck snaps towards the mare"whatthefuckdidyoujustsayyousubponytrash.i'llhaveyouknowI'mthemotherbuckingprincessofthisempireandyouwillnotinteruptmewheni'mtalkingwithmycoltfriend.doimakemyselfclear?onemoreoutburstlikethatandi'llsendyoutothegallowsbitch.">Mare runs off crying"Oh, gee. I wonder what her problem was Anon? Anyway as I was saying let's go on a romantic lunch date. Don't worry I'm paying."
>>37522578>Gilda suddenly launches herself into the air and out of sightMY FUCKING ROOF!
>>37527333I actually wanted to insinuate that you guys were eating outside amongst other ponys at a restaurant so she wouldn't make a scene when you break up with her, but i didnt want to drag the prompt on to much longer
>>37527594>thinking Gilda won't make a scene juat because there's other dweebs nearbyHow did this Anon even get with her?
>>37522578I got it! If Anon demands sex every night, she'll totally get annoyed by him and leave! It's definitely the perfect plan with no possibilities of backfiring.
>>37527596Maybe the insane bird chose him
>>37527607Poor guy was drunk, and forgot to turn his charm off.
>>37527603>wow, she wasn't kidding.>she brought EVERYTHING from her nest, even a few rocks you remember her talking about.>"Sheesh, didn't realize how much stuff I had. Now that I'm hanging with you, I guess I could throw some of it out later.">she looks over to you with a smirk.>"Speaking of throwing stuff... How about we head to your room and 'celebrate' my moving in?">she walks over and brushes against your leg.>"I'm pretty good at catching things with my mouth.">this is some deep stuff you're in, but...>an hour or two later, and Gilda is a panting mess next to you.>cats ain't shit compared to humans.>you don't remember how many times you got her to cum after the 5th one, and that's probably the main reason you're in this mess.>you feel her tail brushing against your shoulder, so you roll over to be her big spoon.>"Man, I'll never get tired of that. I heard how much of a pain griffins are when it comes to fucking, so I figured I'd just dyke it up with a pony or something.">she gently brushs a talon on your arm.>"But that? Rubbing and licking don't have shit on that!">she purrs while using your hand to rub her face.>suddenly, you feel her grip tighten a little.>"Hey, dweeb. There's no way you were that nervous about asking me if I wanted to live with you, so spit it out.">alright, here's the biggie. You trained for this, so here we go!"You're right, there was... something else.">complete silence."The truth is, humans... fuck a lot more than you think. I'm talking every night.">you hear her breath hitch.>yes! It must be working! "I'll never get tired of that", huh? Bullshit!"So... I was wondering if you'd be down to, you know... do it more often?">full proof.>no way she wants to cum like 12 times every->"Hell yeah!">aw fuck!>she rolls over to face you.>"I'll probably be tired as hell, but... I can make it work! Oh man, you really are the best guy ever!">she licks your cheeck before cuddling her head into your chest.
>>37502046I wish I was him
>>37466194Looks like he a applied chromatic aberration effect on the image. At least, that's my best guess. You see that effect in modern vidya games a lot.
>>37527730Foolish anon, it is perfectly normal to be nervous asking someone if they want to move in. Should of stuck with the story
10’s no place to be
It's a pretty slow day today.
>>37529303It's MLP, everyday is a slow day on this board
How does a Yandere pony react to an anon who himself falls head over heels for her, and conforms to her every will? Is part of the rush for her an anon who doesn't give in, and allows her to compulsively and defensively have her thoughts consumed even more of him?
>>37529716Would probably make the Yanderes goal's a whole lot easier to achieve if Anon is just going to go along with it. Though if they are paranoid (which considering "Yandere" they probably are) I am sure they will still find some way to find fault with what anon does even if he does literally everything they ask for
>>37529716It'd be interesting at least.
>>37529716>Why are you being so nice!?>You're hiding something!>OMG YOU CHEATED!?>WHOISSHE!!!Something like that.
>>37505366Might try to continue this green >>37440862 with Anon and guardmares in the ruins at somepoint. Just need to think of names from the guards and for a way to have flurry be free from Cadance's meeting.
>>37530176>Pony follows Anon around to figure out who he is cheating on her with>Anon literally is doing everything he said he would do>No suspicious activity what so ever>Literally just going about his dayAnon can't keep getting away with it.
>>37530878>Anon has been sleeping for 5 hours now>No sign he is waking up to sneak off and talk to his OTHER LADY FRIEND>Press your face against the glass of his bedroom window to make sure that's not an Anon-Dummy or>Oh>OH!!"ANON HIRED A CHANGELING TO SUB IN FOR HIM WHILE HE CHEATS ON ME!">Storm off into the night
>>37531217At what point does a yandere just become a schizophrenic?
>>37531498was the fact that some of these mares are willing to commit murder not a tip off that they've gone off the deep end?
>>37531217>Can't find the "real anon">Goes back to the house to check on "fake anon">The Anon in bed has rolled over in his sleepI knew it! They must of swapped while I went away to find him!>Meanwhile Anon is dreaming about leaving the house but running back in because every time he leaves the house he has left the oven on>Anon has never had a worse night sleep in his life and luna is laughing her ass off
>>37530878This but a pony version
>>37531498Ponies go off the deep end all the time over a lot less.
>>37532567She needs some sleep.
>>37532567Are we sure this is not just a twilight problem? She never was the most stable top in the collection to begin with.
>>37533204Who would be the most likely to be Yandy of the 6 than Twilight? Pile of books on relationships, checklists determining what should happen next, and enough magic to constantly banish other mares to different dimensions if they talk to Anon.
>>37533246Rather then just say who is the next most likely, I rate them by most likely to become Yandere1.Fluttershy ("Your going to love me!" socially isolated and lives far away, could probably get away with it as well.)2.Rarity (If you become some sort of fashion statement or people like the way you dress then no way is she letting you go)3.Pinkie Pie (if not surrounded by ponies starts to lose it ((Party of one)), if Anon was the only one to show then she might latch onto him)4. Rainbow Dash (At this point it becomes hard to justify becoming Yandere, I suppose the best chance would be if she for one reason or another really wanted to impress Anon or something and that became her driving force)5. Applejack (To morally rigid to do anything to bad and also in a great headspace and surrounded by family. I honestly can't think of a scenario where she loses it completely) Twilight would be number one but she was excluded, give thoughts if you thought I got something wrong on my ranking.
>>37436088thats why its so funny. I never click on these threads but this brought me right in.
>>37533204It could very well likely be.
>>37534044I don't get it.
>>37535063Derpy lied to Anon, claiming that the numerous love-letters he's getting are junk mailShe's being as subtle as a hammer but he's too blissfully oblivious to notice
>>37535076Ah, that makes sense.One thing I considered was the possibility that the letters were from Derpy. Since Anon didn't open any of them he didn't know who they were from, but just didn't care as he wanted to completely ignore it. Derpy was just going along with it to not reveal her hand yet. The hammer of subtlety comment was about how if Anon were any less oblivious (willfully or otherwise) that he'd actually be able to easily figure out that they were hers.
Yan pone hid under the bed again
>>37534044I love these drawings
>>37536169Yeah I miss the artist a lot, hope they come back eventually.
>>37536341Pretty sure he was around somewhere in the last couple of weeks.
>>37535105Frankly, I thought they were all derpy's as well. However, considering that derpy is the one asking him to burn it that makes more sense.Anon is fuckin dense though in the physical sense, that's how he has survived so long.
>>37521450>On a normal day Pinkie is a passive yandere, sabotaging other mares' plans to date Anon.>Whenever a mare tries she gets a 'unfunny tail twitch' as her own pinkie-sense helps her find Anon like a laser-guided compass.>Pinkie pranks the mares until they can't do anything but cancel at the last minute so she can swoop in, and steal the date out from under the other ponies.>She has yet to have a bad day, and plans to keep it that way.>Though there was that one time she almost hit Berry Blue in the head with a bat while they weren't looking. . .>She just REALLY likes Anon, and his shredded abs.
>>37536679You know thinking about it.I bet it would be super easy to get fit in equestria.100% pure natural foodAnd you would probably be super motivated, hell just wanting to see things would help.You would be /fit/ in no time.
>>37536742Probably, so long as you stay away from Pinkie.
>>37536679We really need more Pinkie
>>37536679>>37537934>>37537101>Pinkie loves strong arms, strong shoulders, and strong legs>But secretly likes a round strong belly too>The term 'dad bod' doesn't really exist in equestria but when Anon showed up he was 'doughy' to be kind, and slowly turned into a muscular chad-bodied individual from all the veggies, eggs, and hard work he does>Ponks constantly bumps into him hoping he'll eat more and lose the chiseled stomach and get the softness back, at least in that area>Nearly creamed herself one time Anon caught her mid ponk-hop to move her somewhere else while him and AJ were hauling something>But imagine that but instead he pulled you into a comfy hug on a squishy middle?>"Hey Pinkie? You ok? You're spaced out and drooling.""Y-yeah!! Just thinking about lunch you hungry Anon!?">"We just had---""THERESALWAYSTIMEFORCAKE!!"
>>37436062Yandere had a meeting with another thread.Yandere and Fallout.Yandere and massive.Yandere and individual.Yandere and Next thread.What happens. Does Anon have a gun.
>>37510158How can one character manage to work so well for literally any fetish?
>>37538872Anon never has a gun, but he always wishes he did.
>>37540323Even... *that* one?
>>37540395gotta be more specific then that my friend.
>>37540395No, not that one. You sicko.
>>37538753Better idea:>Pinkie really likes beef-cakes. Just looking at them gets her Pinkie Sense kicking, and that tail twitching.>Anon, having to both watch his diet and settle into a work environment that requires a decent amount of manual labor is sporting some pretty decent gains after his first year in Equestria.>Pinkie didn't even know that she liked muscles until one day Anon took of his shirt while helping Applejack on the farm.>The pink pony just wanted to drop by and say 'hi' to her incredibly-distant cousin, but she instead caught sight of those rippling muscles.>She fell over as stiff as a board at first sight.>It took a lot of time, but Pinkie managed to get Anon to start dating her, convinced him to move in, and to sleep in the same bed.>She wanted to cuddle those rock-hard abs, and she got to.>Only to discover that 'rock hard abs' aren't exactly comfortable to sleep on.>Thus began Pinkie's plan to give Anon a soft, and comfy tummy for her to sleep on.
>>37540395Hyper scat? Yes.
>>37540704I'd read it.
Almost time for a new thread fellas
>>37542683Who wouldn’t want... this... obsessing over them?
>>37542683>>37542964Reminds me of something from Adventure Time
>>37540704I like it. So Anon and Ponks are already a thing and Ponks is only really Yandere about Anon being healthy?Also somewhere along the way have Pinkie discover that human males go from Chad to Dad when they get older and have kids so she becomes baby-crazy
>>37542964>>37542683Those are some interesting designs.