This is a thread about best filly Cozy Glow, whom didn't have a thread dedicated to her for far too long.There is a writing contest going on for her in fimfiction: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/213908/cozy-glow/thread/474182/short-story-contest-2-announcement
>>37327135Some Golly fics (some have her share the main character role with others ie. Tirek and Chrysalis):one-chapter stories:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/427864/oh-come-on-i-just-wanna-rule-equestriahttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/460992/space-to-breathehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/448067/do-pegasi-dream-of-magic-cloudshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/456700/actions-have-consequenceshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/476973/a-work-of-fictionhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/462903/namesakehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/428136/a-nice-game-of-chesshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/484633/cozy-glow-motivational-speakerhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/441456/a-better-way-to-be-dad (and its sequels)https://www.fimfiction.net/story/500326/a-perfect-worldhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/469305/dental-discussionhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/491932/the-offerhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/493879/somepony-saved-my-life-tonighthttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/446024/a-fate-worse-than-tartarus (and its sequels)https://www.fimfiction.net/story/419780/cozy-glows-punish-err-reformationFinished multi-chapter fics:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/453043/run-away-with-mehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/451100/all-that-we-arehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/457279/the-hero-cozy-glow (and its sequel)https://www.fimfiction.net/story/458056/the-mirrorhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/459543/like-clockworkhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/452997/glow-in-the-dark-shine-in-the-sunhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/460680/the-shadow-queenhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/455391/the-friendship-of-evil-growshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/465888/cozy-glow-fiendship-is-magichttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/459466/a-trip-through-the-mirrorhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/460062/cozy-glows-tales-of-revengehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/451589/castling-cozy-glow (and its sequel)https://www.fimfiction.net/story/487715/my-filly-from-tartarushttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/453565/who-i-choose-to-behttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/449695/a-test-for-cozy
>>37327138Unfinished multi-chapter fics:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/473924/split-personalityhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/448376/the-engineerhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/437952/cozy-glow-daughter-extraordinairehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/454108/cozy-shadowshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/477298/the-legionnairehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/486054/chronicles-of-the-reformedhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/469655/trouble-at-midnight-castlehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/491968/the-cozy-anthologyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/419415/the-adventures-of-cozy-glow-and-lord-tirekhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/479735/the-real-nightmare-knightshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/455529/scenes-from-a-life-post-villainyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/445902/cozyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/477247/the-return-of-cozy-glows-parentshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/474939/getting-cozy-with-diamondhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/458587/never-alonehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/422202/an-uncozy-reformationLet me know if there's anything you think should be added, removed or changed about the list and maybe I or someone else who makes a future thread will edit it.
>>37327138>>37327146how many of these have golly getting fucked?
What reasons did this creature even have for being so inexplicably, delightfully evil?
>>37327761No porn is on the list, but I guess there's this for you.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/465619/oh-golly
>>37327849>Rumblelittle queer doesn't deserve good things
>>37327770Diamond Tiara said her special talent is getting ponies to do what she wants, so maybe Golly is similar? There are plenty of real life kids that realize they can get whatever they want by doing certain things and it slowly enables them to become more horrible.Since we know she wrote to Tirek, I wonder if his finale takeover had a part in her discovering her cutie mark. “Now THAT’s what I want to be when I grow up.”
>>37327858Only golly can turn that gaybait colt into a straight colt.
>>37328366I wonder why she's so roughed up here.
>>37328709Even as a filly, Cozy Glow is not a lover, she's a fighter.
I wish to cum inside cozy.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/500326/a-perfect-worldWhen Silvermyr's story reaches top of the featured box.
>>37328709She tried to explode all of the magic.
>>37330022Isn't she older here?
>>37330794I believe the fanfic is that she is stoned until Flurry is older and they grow up together.
>>37331008It has a fanfic attached to it?
there's also this onehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/475150/the-next-chapter
>>37332121Thats a good one.
>>37327135Oh yeah, forgot this was a thing
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/435790/the-tirek-who-tolerated-meThis got updated.
>>37327135what is her cutie mark ment to represent? that she likes chess or something?
>>37334187Probably something manipulation or strategy related.
>>37334429>strategyso she likes to play Age of Empires II or something? kek
>>37334513I could see Cozy enjoying Crusader Kings.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/493879/somepony-saved-my-life-tonightI find this story to have a very interesting way to potentially reform Cozy.
Doesn't Cozy look nice in her new uniform?
>>37338496She sure has a nice CM, doesn't she? I wonder what it means.
>>37338686Aryanne would be proud.
>>37334909when she has a smattering of elemental strategy –you'll say a better major general has never sat a gee!
>>37342710fanfics can fix her and give more personality!
>>37342710I don't get it.
>>37327138You forgot about this fic: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/476314/cozy-glows-diary-entries-of-love
>>37345358That ending fucking devastated me.
>>37345067Very cute. I bet Trixie woke Cozy up with her sleep talking.
What is best golly fanfic?
Requesting the image of her getting dicked against a wall. A link to it was posted in a previous thread.
>>37348817Cute, but feels rushed a bit
We need more oddball Cozy ships.I suggest Cozy/Chrysalis.>One moment, Chrysalis is diving for Celestia's throat, the next she's falling to the ground in a heap at the salmon-pink hooves of a mare she doesn't know.>Or does.>She blinks, staring up at the pony who appears to be in her early twenties."Cozy Glow?" she asks.>The mare smiles.>"Golly, I'm surprised you recognized me so quickly despite how much older I am.">The changeling snorts."You're the only pony who wears her mane in those ridiculously stupid curls.">The smile immediately drops from the mare's face.>"Okay, I tried, but she's unreformable. Blast her, Flurry.">"It's been, like, ten seconds! You haven't even tried!">"Come on, anyone with such a poor sense of style is obviously too evil to change!"
>>37349252Surprisingly interesting with the way you wrote it.
>>37349252>"Come on, anyone with such a poor sense of style is obviously too evil to change!"I think she may have spent a bit too much time with Rarity while reforming.
>>37351800Why can't people accept Golly is super-straight and move on with their lives?
>>37351800based except fuck lgbt
Meanwhile in that other universe...
>>37354403Now how did that happen?
Cozy is cute.
>>37351800I'm gollysexual. Where's my soup letter flag?
>>37337078This is very good. It's a shame the author keeps turning off the ratings.
>>37349252"So, where's the horn?">"Excuse me?""Last I remember, you were an alicorn like that one.">"I have a name, and it's Flurry Heart.""So where's yours?">"Rude.">"She's always like that; there's no point getting offended.">"What about when she said your curls were stupid?">"ANYWAY, my horn was surgically removed.">Chrysalis quirked a brow."Huh, I always knew those princesses were petty, but I didn't think they'd go that far to keep their little alicorn club exclusive.">Cozy rolls her eyes and takes a sip of Chrysalis' milkshake seeing as how the changeling hadn't touched it yet.>"It was voluntary. After I returned the magic I stole, it was inert, nothing more than an annoying ornament that got in the way when I was styling my mane.""So you just cut it off?">"Donated it to a friend, actually. Tempest Shadow's a good mare, and unlike me, could actually get some use out of it, so after they removed my horn, they used the heart of it to recreate a functional horn for her.">"How generous of you," Chrysalis notes as she shoots a stink eye at the hushed crowd around them at the cafe she had been dragged to.>If she didn't have a suppressor ring on her horn and a alicorn powerhouse radiating magic wasn't sitting across from her, she'd do more than glare at the peasants.>Cozy shrugs.>"Guess my foster mom has been rubbing off on me. Are you going to eat your fries, or can I have those too?""I don't eat the food my food eats.">"So that's a yes, then. Thanks, Chrissy.""Don't call me that!">Hey! You already had the shake! I should get the fries!">"You snooze you lose, Flurry."
>>37356473Cute. Love the way they interact."Last I remember, you were an alicorn like that one."Didn't the rainbow laser remove that?"Guess my foster mom has been rubbing off on me."Mama Rarity? Interesting.
>>37356627Yes, the horn was gone officially, but I always thought it was weird wings and horns could just grow to begin with, let alone vanish afterwards.Also, I want Fizzlepop to think of Cozy Glow as a little sister and be over protective of her.
>>37356744That sounds cute. Almost reminds me of their later relationship in https://www.fimfiction.net/story/479735/the-real-nightmare-knights
Nice animation error.
>>37338496I want to take that Rook with my Bishop
>>37351800That’s the MAP flag tho!
>>37351800>>37361282>MAP flag is the same color scheme as Canon cozyNow that's fucking funny
>>37362321She cute. I wonder what teenage shenanigens she would get into.
>>37358990Not if I castle my king in it first
I swear, everyone itt only wants Cozy as a daughter instead of a wife.
>>37365993I mostly just want her to be happy.
@37366040I can't pick if I had to choose between a glowie or spam, which would be worse
>>37365993which one is closer to a slavemaster
>>37365993I mean she is a small kid.
>>37365993I choose both
>>37368691The relationship we never got.
>>37368495then I choose slavemaster instead
>>37327135Reminder that her punishments were completely justified.
>>37373058Not really. They were overblown and needlessly cruel. She deserved a better fate.
>>37373075>overblown and needlessly cruelHow are they when she activity tried to destroyed Equestria?
>>37373097Destroy and conquer are two different things. Even if she absolutely needed to be punished, the way they did it was overly cruel. Throwing her into a small empty metal cage and later encasing her in stone was overkill and that's ignoring all the other adult villains who did equally bad things as her and were arguably more dangerous who got second chances, in some cases multiple.
>>37373058Reminder that you will never be a woman
>>37337582I wish to rub that tummy.
>>37376383>>37376784>>37377630vito is such a godsend
>>37371342Cozy chapter isn't back.
>>37380746Why is she angry?
>>37381530Someone again said that she's not cute and lovable.
>>37381530Ran out of marshmallows.
>Cozy and her co-conspirators have lost.>And now, beneath a giant muffin, she awaits her sentence from the benevolent victors.>Or maybe not so benevolent, judging by those sinister grins and horns lighting up.>Luckily, Cozy Glow always has a plan, and that especially goes for escape plans.>Taking a deep breath, she shouts out the one thing that will save her."Wait, I'm pregnant!">The whole crowd goes silent as they stare at her, and she has to hold back a smug grin.>That's right, she thinks, you can't do anything to a pregnant filly or you'll be the bad guys.>Luna scoffs.>"Ridiculous. Do you really think we'll fall for that?">She glares at the lunar alicorn."I took a pregnancy test this morning and it came back positive. I have it in a bag nearby.">"That can be faked, and besides, who would even be the father.">Cozy grins."Why who else but the School of Friendship's own gym teacher, Anonymous the human.">The silence grows somehow even more awkward.>"... Is Anonymous in the crowd?" Celestia asks.>"Um, I don't think so," someone answers.>She sighs.>"Someone go find him and bring him to Ponyville hospital. We'll be taking Cozy Glow there to be checked over by a doctor to see if her claim is true.">"Well, whatever about the other two? We can still take care of them, right?" Discord suggests."No! You can't hurt them either because they're the foal's godparents and that's a sacred title in Equestria! You wouldn't deny my little baby their godparents, would you?!">"... Cozy, if this works, I will be the best uncle for that kid," Tirek whispers.>"And she'll be an honorary changeling," Chrysalis agrees in her own ways.>Luna's grumbling, hooves crossed.>"I should have known that human would do something like this. Such filthy dreams. Why is he allowed to work around children?!"
>>37384081Clever girl.>"I should have known that human would do something like this. Such filthy dreams. Why is he allowed to work around children?!"Why is Luna, who has no problem inflicting horribly cruel punishments to sick kids allowed to be near them? Hypocrit.
>>37353959Twilight won't be happy...
>>37384081What if Anon just goes along with it?
>>37386124What is she's telling the truth?
I like the headcanon of queen heaven being descendant of cozy glow. Maybe when the magic slowly goes away she was stealthy gathering the power and she did it when the pegasus take over canterlot and with the pass of the time she just leave the role to her descendants until we reach to the current G5
>>37386251What fanfic are you talking about?
>>37386201Do you think Luna has invaded his dreams enough to know that he'd be bullshitting if he said it was normal for humans?
>>37387978Fuck. What now?
>>37384081>Be Anon, confused, groggy from being dragged from his house right during his midday nap, and currently on the receiving end of some very angry, judgemental, and disgusted looks.>You thought you were passed this part with the ponies after they hired you at their Friendship school."So... anyone want to explain what's going on?">"We're waiting for Cozy Glow to get back from her medical exam, and depending on what the results are, we are all going to be having a very long, frankly awkward talk," Celestia says, gaze cool.>You blink.>"Cozy Glow, you mean the student that was apparently crazy and sent to a psych ward?">"We sent her to Tartarus," Luna says."Yeah, that place. Weird name for a asylum, by the way.">"It's not an asylum, it's a prison dimension fpr Equestria's most heinous villains.""... Really? But she was just a kid.">"Didn't stop you, Dash mumbles under her breath.>Before you can question what she means, the doors open, and out walks a little, albeit rotund pegasus filly and a nurse walking nervously next to her, seeming unsure if she wanted to fret over the filly or run away.>The filly seems very smug for some reason, too.>"So, what's the diagnosis, Nurse Redheart," Twilight asks, flitting glances down at the filly, is she really...">"Is she really preggers or just fat, 'cause I kinda thought she was just packing on the pounds before!" Pinkie blurts out.>"Hey!" Cozy shouts indignantly.>"Um, yes, Cozy Glow is with foal," the nurse says. "Which, frankly, besides the whole evil filly thing, she's also very young and frankly I must insist that no more large muffins be dropped on her for the next few months as she and the foal are already in a very precarious situation health-wise.">Discord asks, "Does that also include no pretifications?">"Um, yes. I think so.">"Drat.""Okay, hold up, what's going on here, and how am I involved," you cut in.>Cozy Glow giggles and takes on a bashful expression you have no doubt is manufactured as she plays with a curl of her mane and stares up at you with ruby red eyes.>"Golly, don't you remember, Mister Mous? It was the night before I left the school, you were drinking those hard ciders like they were going out of style. You looked so sad that I just had to ask you what was wrong, and you told me that it was the first birthday you weren't surrounded by your family. It was just heart breaking, so I offered to stay with you.">She giggles cutely even as a pit forms in your stomach.>"You started stumbling from all that cider, though, so I took you back to your room, and well, I couldn't just leave you all alone on your birthday, especially when you said you were so lonely and practically begged me to stay. You were just so sad, after all, and snuggling a cute little pony seemed to do just the trick to cheer you up. Then you started to get a little grabby, and well, I figured one super special birthday present between friends was just what you needed."
Good night Golly. I hope you’re sleeping sweetly tonight. I love you and I hope your dreams are nice tonight. Have a nice long slumber and I’ll be hoping to wake up with your sleepy head next to mine in the morning. Your cute little curls hogging the whole bed. It won’t happen but if it did it sure would be be nice. We could go get some breakfast somewhere nice. Anyway Golly, I love you. Goodnight!
>>37388756>She looks down, and a hint of genuine fondest enters her eyes as she places a hoof on her swollen tummy.>"I guess I wasn't the only one given a gift that night, though.""Jesus Christ," you moan into your hands as you cover your face. "I thought that was just a really fucked up dream after I woke up alone.">"Sorry I couldn't stay for some morning fun, but I had plans, you know, draining Equestria of its magic.""Right... Wait," Anon shoots up. "You said my birthday? That was nine and a half months ago! You'd have already given birth already, so I must not be the dad!">He gets a round of blank stares, and Nurse Redheart clears her throat.>"Um, pony pregnancies last eleven months, sir, not nine.""... Oh.">Cozy sniffs as she deadpans.>"You're lucky your so cute, mister. Hopefully our foal gets their brains from me.""Okay, okay, I'm an idiot, geez.">"Anyway," Luna interrupts," what does all this mean, then? Surely we can't just let Cozy Glow go because she got molested by an ape and impregnated.">"Sounds like she did most of the work.">"This is not the time for jokes, Dash," Twilight interjects, "And... I don't know, Luna. Well, besides terminating Anon's employment at the school.""Hey!">"Sorry, Anon, but even if Cozy is technically of consenting age due to having a cutie mark, you still had sexual relationships with a student, and apparently brought alcohol on campus and became intoxicated to boot. I can't let that slide.">"Er, even them last two, like, ever?" Applejack asks nervously. "I reckon I don't see a problem with, let's say, keeping a few ciders in yer desk for after a long class.">"Of course I can't let a teacher do that, Applejack! We have to be good role models for the children, and drinking on the job is not something we want to encourage to impressionable minds!">"Right... um, I got to go to the bathroom. Be right back.">The group watch the farm pony rush out the front door and towards the school, all wondering why she didn't use the bathroom in the hospital.>"Such a silly pony, that one," Celestia comments to everyone's agreement before turning back to the issue at hand. "And as for Cozy Glow and the foal's... godparents, I suppose they will have to be contained in more traditional manners. At least until the foal.">"Then what? We let them go free?">"Celestia looks at the filly who's still idly rubbing her belly.>"Perhaps... this foal can do what we have not and bring out the good in Cozy Glow and her cohorts. And if not, well, the foal will grow up eventually and won't need them taking care of them. Until then, The three of them will be moving in with Anon and guards will be stationed in town to watch them.""Don't I get a say in this?">"No.""Alrighty then."
>>37389314>villain filly knocks herself up so as not to be stoned>and now you have to live with her and her super evil surrogatesI smell a sitcom
>>37388756>"... Really? But she was just a kid."When the pedo has more morals then the heroes.>>37389314>"Perhaps... this foal can do what we have not and bring out the good in Cozy Glow and her cohorts.Or at least try what you haven't.
>>37389314>And thus it was that you found yourself with three new housemates the next day as well as guards posted outside your home twenty-four-seven.>Really, you shouldn't complain.>After all, you're currently unemployed after losing your teacher job, and the crown is going to pay you for taking in the three criminals, so at least you're not going to be broke for the foreseeable future.>Also, the two more dangerous guests both have their magic sealed with a ring and collar, which also serve as tracking devices.>THe youngest has something simialr clamped around her neck, sans the magic draining property as that would apparently endanger the unborn foal.>At the thought, you groan in your bed.>Your unborn foal you sired with a little girl.>What was drunk you thinking?>"Mmm? You awake already, honey?" a soft, groggy voice asks besides you.>You blink up at the ceiling."... Cozy, you're supposed to be sharing the guest room with Chrysalis.">"But she snores, and it sounds like an auto-tuned chainsaw. You don't want me to be sleep deprived, do you? That'd be bad for our baby.">You just stare at the ceiling, trying to, and failing to think of a good counterargument.>"Besides," she continues, voice going husky, "It looks like you'd much rather have me here to take care of this...">You stiffen as a tiny hoof comes to rest against your morning wood, languidly rubbing up and down its length through your boxers.>You resist your knee jerk reaction to slap it away and jump out of the bed, reminding yourself that this is a mentally damaged, pregnant little girl that needs to be treated with the upmost care, and instead grab the offending pendage gently but firmly and move it away from you."Why don't we go make breakfast instead, hm?">You look over to see her pouting up at you, curls messy from sleep and all around looking adorable.>"Don't you know us pregnant mares get really hot and bothered because of hormones? And I haven't been with anypony else since our magical night. Don't you think my... faithfulness should be rewarded?""And it will be, you say as you stand up. "With an extra large stack of pancakes smothered in syrup, butter, and berries. Doesn't that sound nice?">She groans and flops backwards so her big, round belly is on full display.>"Golly, Anon, you sure know how to treat a girl. Not! What happened to the stallion who took me and made me his own? He was so powerful, so forceful, so-so-""Drunk," you interrupt. "And he sobered up. Now come on and lets get breakfast started.">As you walk towards the door, you hear her mumble, "Don't think this is over. I always get what I want.""Except for the throne of Equestria, right?" you shoot back, getting a sputter from the filly followed by a laugh.>"Oooh, snarky. I knew there was more that I liked about you than just that big dick of yours.">Your face goes beat red as you hurry out of the room.>Goddamn crazy, villainous, sexy filly.>Wait, no, not sexy!>Bad brain!
>>37391115>sans the magic draining property as that would apparently endanger the unborn foalI love this detail.
>>37388756>>37389314They took that pretty well, all things considered.I guess her *technically* being of age really helped?
>>37393649Also a criminal.From their perspective, even if she were raped, she would have deserved it for being evil.
>>37393796Brutal.Ideal for a cocksleeve though.
>>37391115>You hurry down the hall in nothing but your white tee and boxers, making a quick stop at the bathroom to take a morning leak.>A task made harder by your oddly persistent morning wood.>Yep, just morning wood, because you're not aroused at all.>You keep telling yourself that as you open the door and nearly trip over Cozy Glow.>"Took you long enough," she grouches, "I'm pretty sure our foal is using my bladder as a pillow.""Sorry," you say, quickly moving aside. "Go right ahead.">Man, you just thought of a new problem on the horizon.>You only have one bathroom and four people living here.>Maybe you can get the Princesses to build an extension or at least an outhouse for emergencies.>Food for thought.>And breakfast.>It's no surprise you didn't have an appetite all day yesterday as things were being arranged for your new roommates moving in, and you're feeling the results now as your stomach threatens to eat your abdomen if you don't feed it soon.>You quickly go to work making pancakes, and a few minutes in, you've got the batter mixed up and the skillet heating on the portable electric stove top as Cozy Glow enters.>Your oven is on the fritz, and you wonder if you can also have the princesses fix that, too."You want chocolate chips in your pancakes?" you ask absently, grabbing the bag of semi-sweet chips out of the cupboard.>"Golly yes!" she practically moans. "And whip cream, please, and make the pancakes as big as my head! And I want at least ten!">You can't help but chuckle, stirring the chocolate chips in."Guess being pregnant has really upped your appetite, eh?">"Yeah, Nurse Redheart actually said I'm underweight and need to eat more for the foal, but it's not my fault. It's not like Discord bothered to stock his fake Groger lair with a lot of food, and before that the gruel in Tartarus wasn't exactly filling.""I'm... sorry," is all you can think to say, anger flaring in your chest.>Both because a child was put through that, and because, well, ultimately, your baby was put to risk as a result.>Just what were those alicorns thinking?>"It's alright though, " Cozy chirps. "Because now I've got a big, strong stallion to provide for me! When's food gonna be done?""Well, once the skillet's hot, it'll take a couple minutes per pancake, and times that by ten, so twenty minutes, about.">"Twenty minutes?! But I'm hungry now!""Sorry little missy, but you're just gonna have to be patient.">"But I'm practically starving!""Just look in the fridge then and grab a snack.">"Hmph, fine, I will get a snack.">You forget about the filly for about fifteen seconds as you begin pouring the first pancake into the hot pan.>Then you feel hooves on your thighs and a muzzle working its way through the fly of your boxers.>You nearly jerk back, but resist as you remember your hands are full and you don't want either a hot skillet or bowl full of batter to fall on your ward."What are you doing?!" You sputter.
>>37394500>It's not like Discord bothered to stock his fake Groger lair with a lot of food, and before that the gruel in Tartarus wasn't exactly filling."I"m just surprised they even fed her.
>>37393796Wouldn't put it past them.
>>37394500Always nice to see more greens!
>>37398973What is that thing and what is it doing on best filly thread?
>>37389831>When the pedo has more morals then the heroesyeah imagine how crazy that would be if it happened irl haha
>>37401381I want one!
>>37401381It has a very smug aura.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B07RXCLC3T/ref=atv_dp_season_select_s9Best filly on the background.
>>37398973>Cozy Glow>Izzy Moonbowhmm
>>37338121Isn't she just the best?
>>37403766What did she find?
>>37404099blueprints for Canterlot Castle
>>37394500>"Getting a snack, duh," is her muffled answer, punctuated by an annoyed huff right onto your hardening cock.>Damned traitor!>The little bastard is more than pleased with this turn of events, especially as soft lips make contact and guide it out into open air.>Flopping your cock out with a satisfied smile, her expression quickly grows hard as she glares up at you.>"What are you doing? Start making my pancakes, dummy! I'm starving, remember? And if I'm starving, the foal is starving. Don't you care about your baby?">Your lips flap uselessly and fail to come up with anything intelligible by the time hers wrap around your member.>Instantly you are beset by moist warmth and a firm but soft tongue working the underside of your dick as she begins bobbing her head on the first two fifths of your length.>Your mind fizzles out and you nearly lose your grip, but then, almost without conscious thought, you begin to do as she demanded and make her pancakes.>Some part of your mind asks how you ended up here, being fellated by a filly while making breakfast, while another part comments that she has a good point about needing to make sure she eats and that it's out of your hands.>There's also a third voice shouting something about stopping something and not being a pedo, but it sounds like it's being muffled by a pillow as the second voice speaks loudly over it.>So Voice #2 is who you decide to listen to as you go about making breakfast.>Five pancakes in and Cozy Glow has managed to reach the halfway point of your cock, a mix of spittle and pre leaking down her chin as your sensitive tip scrapes the back of her throat.>The pancakes are coming out a little messy, but they'll taste just fine.>As you pour in the batter for the tenth pancake, she suddenly lunges forward, overtaking her record and taking you into her throat in the process.>You hiss and hunch forward, a guttural groan working its way out of your throat as she hums, causing hers to vibrate around your stiff cock.>You'd been close for the last three pancakes, and you quickly go over the edge, firing cum right down her gullet and into her stomach.>Six thick pulses later, and she finally begins to ease back, suckling gently as inch after inch of you leave her mouth, drawing out every last drop of semen as she goes.>With a wet pop, your softening member is freed, and she takes a deep breath after licking her lips.>"Mmm... Kinda salty, a little bitter, but thick and rich. A very healthy snack, don'tcha think, Nonny?">She beams up at you, and you numbly nod."Sure. Um, pancakes are about done.">"Goody! And don't worry, I still have plenty of room left for all ten!">"Well, this is awkward.">You both look over to see a straight faced Tirek at the entrance on the kitchen.>He points at the stovetop.>"You almost done with that? I'd like to make myself some potato pancakes if I can."
>>37405180>You both look over to see a straight faced Tirek at the entrance on the kitchen.The addition of Tirek and Chrysalis makes this situation all the more awkward.
>>37404625What will she do with it?
>>37406057She'll know all the load bearing walls to help with remodeling after she takes her rightful place on the throne.
>>37406764This. That freckly butt belongs on the throne
Cozy Glow gets a monkey paw wish.What does she wish for, and how does it backfire?
>>37408771she wishes for hot monkey dick and gets a a fried monkey penis
>>37408771World domination.Because she didn't specify, Celestia ends up peacefully uniting the world (with Luna doing some gentle persuasion here and there) into one global apartheid state.
What is the single best Cozy artwork?
>>37402571A good expression of s9.
>>37327135Why do you guys like Cozy Glow?
>>37410612She's cute, and while she is very manipulative, she's just a kid (and it's a show, so who cares). We also don't know anything about her past, and I think a lot of us have our own ideas about her past that makes her an easier character to empathize with.Also her turning to stone was just cruel, and I think a lot of the people here believe she was redeemable and like to imagine what she could grow into if she received the love she deserved.Also, shes SEXY.
>>37405180yanno the scenario of my horny mind is always the woman cooking only to be fucked from behind, but now you gone and added the opposite where the man cooks only to get sucked from below.
>>37411266She does not waste paper, I see.
>>37410612She is cute, funny and entertaining. I just wish she was treated better.
>>37408793>Old legend that humans hold great powers in Equestria.>Cozy Glow wishes to have a human slave to conquer Equestria.>Of course the problem is that, while the legend is true that humans of Equestria were powerful, they're all extinct now do to infighting, and so Cozy gets just a regular human, ie you.>At least ponies think you're the real deal and cower in fear, giving into all of Cozy's demands to avoid having you unleashed upon them.>If the truth gets out, however, you're both going to be in trouble.>Her more than you though, and you lord that over her.>She doesn't do what you say, and you'll bring the whole operation down and earn yourself leniency in the process.>Thus the master has become the slave.>Damned monkey paw.
>>37412291It's alway feels nice when somebody takes my shitposts seriously.
>>37412291I like that idea.>You just follow Cozy around like a bodyguard and general helping hand tough guy.>Ponies are little, relatively weak (except for the larger ones like Big Mac and Troubleshoes, but they're only more like larger, heavy dogs). You can toss them one-handedly with ease if you wanted to, really, especially other foals.>Cozy threatens other ponies with your vengeful powers. "I get angry when I'm mad!" you say to them in a rough, deep Canterlot voice. That's all that's usually needed to keep them obedient and in line.>Cozy knows you don't have any real power though, but as long as nopony else knows, it's fine.>Keep the charade up by threatening to use your real power, often aided by trixie-style effects and technology and gadgets from earth realm, but deeming the uncooperative ponies not worthy of such effort and instead deliver regular beatdowns.>Punching ponies for payment becomes fun.>Once, Cozy paid off TIrek to lose to You in an arm-wrestling match to demonstrate your power. It was difficult for him to pretend so hard that your measly human strength was any bit of a challenge, but you both pulled it off successfully.>Cozy originally wanted to overthrow Celestia/Twilight and rule over Equestria, but once you explained the amount of bureaucratic mess she'd be navigating and untangling every day just to get anything done, she's put that ambition aside for now (she says), and has settled on pushing around the smaller towns and ponies therein.
>>37412516>"I get angry when I'm mad!"People die when they are killed.
>>37412581I get angry when I am killed.
>>37412516Sounds like a fun story.
>>37411994Makes me kind of sad.Wish this would have been how her story ended. Like, I wish the CMC would have been the ones to reform her.
>>37414816No filly should have to see that.
I like this pic, the implication of alternative universe cozy glows with a different chess piece cutiemark
>>37415553I wanna pet them both.
>>37417514>Does it anyway.
>>37417980When it comes to being a bad girl or not being a bad girl, for her the choice is obvious.
>>37417517Good little dancer
>>37417628Oddly interesting pairing.
>>37419854Pretty common, too. I see it a lot. Still good, though.
Just thought of a green where it's a bit into the future where Cozy is in High School in the Crystal Empire with her BFF.Anon Filly, who reformed her in their childhood and is now going to school alongside her.Cozy is the star of the school and popular, and Anon is a quiet, boring pony now after having settled down and accepted her fate as a filly, and everyone is confused why the two are best friends.
>>37421256Sounds like a fun idea, actually.
>>37421256>After Cozy's reformation, it was decided that she would live in the Crystal Empire as her crimes were less well-known there and her face not at all.>Green, AKA ANon went with her as she didn't have much reason to deny the request anyway.>And so the two lived out their lives, for the next five years in obscurity.>At least Green, did.>Cozy, as always, couldn't help but to make friends, and soon had everyone at Crystal Prep Academy wrapped around her hoof.>Like now, for instance, while the student body made their way out from the building after the final class finished, a large congregation moved as one through the halls.>And at its center, a single salmon pink pegasus smiling like the sun.>"Golly, of course I'll take the lead role in this year's theater production! Thank you for offering. Oh? Yes, it was a great game last night, You're a natural buck ball player! I'm just glad my little cheer routine could help you all to victory. Haha! That's so funny! Where do you come up with these jokes?!">Cozy Glow easily carried out a baker's dozen conversations without missing a beat, right up until her eyes landed on a lone teenager in a baggy hoodie heading towards the exit.>"Green! Hey! Wait up, silly!">The crowd watches on in confusion (as well as some disappointment and jealousy) as the queen of the school suddenly breaks away from them all to rush over to that Green Line filly that talks to nopony.>As they watch Cozy Glow press her side to the other filly and smile brightly, receiving a dismissive sigh in return, they all ask the same question.>What does Cozy Glow see in that loner that she always wants to be around her?>And why can't they be so lucky?!
>>37422947Me on the right.
>>37422953This is very good! Lucky Anon.
>>37423634Aww, how nice!
>>37422953>The walk home was filled with one-sided chatter as Cozy Glow talked about her day and Green periodically nodded or grunted to indicate she was listening.>The guards simply nodded as they passed and entered the castle, one chuckling as Green's head hung low and she dragged her hooves.>There was a time where they might have looked at Cozy with suspicion, but its long since passed.>Once inside the castle proper, Green made a beeline straight for the kitchens, and once there, dragged out the coffee maker.>Cozy, still chatting away, hovered up to the cupboards and grabbed out the cheap, per-ground coffee and passed it down, getting a muttered thank you from her friend.>"Say... why not let me make it for you?" Cozy offered, grabbing the Prench press and whole coffee beans.>Green grunts as she used her teeth to delicately lay the coffee filter into the machine.>"You know I like it like this.">"But that's so gross!">"I like it gross. The bitter taste helps wake me up as much as the caffeine does.">"Won't you at least try it, for me?" A high pitched voice says from outside the kitchen, getting both teenagers to turn and see the the little ten year old Flurry Heart grinning widely at the two.>Cozy pouts and mutters, "I wasn't go to say that.">"Yes you were," Flurry counters cheekily, "You always do.">"That we've become so predictable on this is testament on why you should give up," Green notes absently as she turns on the machine and sits to watch the coffee slowly begin to drip into the pot.>"Or it means you would finally give in and let me make you a proper cup of coffee," Cozy shoots back. "Or stopped drinking another pot after school. Isn't one in the morning good enough?">"Nope.">"But it stunts your growth.">"I'm taller than you.">"No you're not!">The curls don't count.">"She's right, they don't" Flurry agrees.>"I don't remember asking you, ya little gremlin," mutters Cozy.>"Kid's wise beyond her years. Maybe you should start listening to her," Green suggests.>"I will when you do.">"I think you shouldn't drink so much coffee either," Flurry chimes in. "I makes your breath smell funny.">"I redact my previous statement. Don't listen to her.">"No no, you're right, we should both start listening to the princess. Your breath does stink.">"Too bad," says green as the coffee finishes and she grabs the pot.>Not bothering to listen to the other two anymore, she flicks the smaller one on the nose as she carries her prize back to her bedroom, expertly walking on three legs and and taking swigs of coffee as she goes.By the time she reaches her destination, the pot is half empty.>Cozy shuts the door behind them as they enter and follows green to the bed.>The earth pony doesn't say a word as she puts her drink down and lays down with a sigh, not even when Cozy climbs in with her and snuggles up to her side.>"I missed you during school," the pegasus mumbles into the other's neck. "I wish we had more classes together."
>>37424798Cute story. The dialogue feels nice to read. I like it!
>>37424798>"Sorry I'm not there in all the AP courses with you," Green Line says, absently wrapping a hoof around the pegasus and petting a wing. "Just not smart enough, I guess.">"Pfft, maybe you can feel everypony else with that stupid act, but I know you're more than smart enough for them. You're just an underachiever.">"What can I say, it's hard to be enthused about courses you already passed before.">"Guess that's why I always catch you studying hard for your history tests and magic theory.">"I didn't pass those before, therefore they take effort and are interesting.">Cozy hums and nuzzles the green filly.>"Then why aren't you at least in the AP magic theory course with me?">Green stills long enough for Cozy to lift her head and look at her questioningly.>After staring at the ceiling for a few more beats, she sighs and turns over.>"Just lazy, I guess. Why's it matter, anyway? You've got plenty of other friends to keep you company. You don't need me there.">Cozy pouts before leaning in and nipping the other filly's ear, earning a startled yelp.>"Because none of them are my best friend, idiot. I barely tolerate most of them.">"Could have fooled me," Green grumbles as she rubs her ear. "Ask most of the ponies there and they'll say you're their best friend.">"And they'd be wrong," Cozy says with a dismissive air. "They're friendly acquaintances at best. We go to a prestigious school, Green. Many of those foals come from rich and powerful families and are going to grow up to be influential members of society as a result. It's only logical to cultivate good relationships with them now so they'll be of use to me later.">"Twilight hears you talking like that and she'll be tempted to put you back in stone.">"Yeah, yell Twilight can suck an egg. There's nothing illegal with smart business sense.">"What about me then? Where do I fit in with all that logical business sense of yours?">Cozy rolls her eyes as Green turns over to look at her.>"Don't ask silly questions when you already know the answer. We both know you're going to be my trophy wife once I make it big as Equestria's most famous lawyer.">Pink just barely blooms on the earth pony's face as she snorts and lays her head back down.>"You still on that? I've already told you I'm too old for you.">"Not according to your birth certificate.">"Which is falsified.">"Green, why do you try so hard to argue with me on this? We both know that once we graduate, I'm going to propose, you're going to say yes, and we'll be engaged until I finish law school. Cadence even has a folder in her shipping cabinet labeled 'Cozy Glow and Green Line's Wedding Plan,' for Faust's sake!">Green is silent a few moments, then mumbles, "I have to at least put in the token effort until your eighteen. Otherwise I feel like a complete scumbag.">Cozy rolls her eyes and lays back down to spoon her companion.>"You're such a weirdo.">"Yet you're adamant on marrying me.">"Yep.">"... Am I really so great?"
>>37425242Feels very natural, anon.>>"Yeah, yell Twilight can suck an egg. There's nothing illegal with smart business sense."based
>As the pressure kept on building, voices became more open and more vocal.>The movement was spearheaded by Equestrian Child Protective Services, who started a donation drive selling support cards, with the profits going into a fund to support future foals in need.>Realising that the problem wouldn't pass, the Minster of Justice announced they were launching a formal investigation regarding the fate of Cozy Glow. Though, more outrage sparked when a rogue group of jurists within the Ministry resigned or was fired after openly accusing the committee of refusing to examine possible liability from the Princesses and Discord in the matter.>The match had been lit…!
I think this thread might actual only have one frequent Anon who replies to content.
>>37426580Such a fate of every regular thread that turned into a general
>>37425534This could be made into a great story.
>>37416106Did someone slap her ass before this?
>>37428261yes many times. mostly because she keeps presenting herself to random strangers.
>>37425242>"Mhm. You're smart when you want to be. Funny when you're speaking in more than monosyllables. And super cute when you aren't dressed in those baggy, brown sweaters.">"I'm not going to wear the pink one you got me.">"But I worked so hard to stitch that patch of my cutie mark onto it!">"Sorry, but I don't want people thinking I'm your property or something.">"Why not? I wear green ribbons for that very reason.">"... Seriously? I just thought you really liked the color.">"I do, because it's your color.">"Sounding kinda stalkerish there, Cozy.">"Oh hush... Will you at least wear the sweater when we're home?">"...">"Pleeease?">"Fine," Green mumbles before sitting up.>Taking a moment to chug the rest of her coffee, ignoring Cozy's exaggerated gagging sound from behind her, Green slides out of bed and trudges over to her closet.>A few moments of rummaging later, a few more to toss off her current sweater and swap it for a salmon-pink one, and Green is flattening her ears to her skull in response to Cozy's excited squeal.>"Golly! You're adorable! You're right, you shouldn't wear that in public!">"Is it because this," Green begins, pointing at the nearly hoof-sized rook patch on the left breast of the hoodie, "Is kind of creepy?">"No, it's because you're mine, and I don't want other ponies looking at you that way.">"Super stalkerish.">"So what if I am? You and I have to look out for each other.">Green rolls her eyes and trudges back towards the bed, flopping down to face Cozy as she mirrors her.>Muzzle to muzzle, bright, ruby red eyes stare into dull, mossy green ones.>"... You should audition for the school play," Cozy finally says.>Green snorts.>"Why would I do that?">"Because I'm going to be the leading lady in it.">"So?">"There's going to be a kissing scene near the end. It'll be my first, you know.">A frown tugs at the earth pony's lip.>"Y-yeah? Why would I care about a stupid kiss...? Besides, you'll be kissing the male lead, anyway, and in case you don't remember, I'm not male. I can't be the lead... right?">"Crystal Prep is very progressive thanks to Cadence's insistence, if a filly really nails her audition, I'm sure she'd be given the roll.">"... Really?">"Is that eagerness I hear?">"Shut up... when are auditions?">"This Saturday.">"I'll need a script to practice with.">"I already have two.">"God I hate that smug smile of yours.">"Oof, you really do need to practice. That line wasn't convincing at all.">"Smart ass.">"Id like to think all of me is smart, but I suppose if that's the part you pay the most attention to...">Green's lips form a thin line as Cozy grins at her, barely restraining her laughter.>Then Green huffs a long breath into the other filly's face and Cozy's muzzle scrunches.>"Ew! Coffee breath!">"I'm going to chug three pots before the play starts, just for you.">"Don't you dare! Our first kiss is NOT going to smell like a college dorm before final exams! I'm serious!"
>>37428209She must be planning some nice things.
>>37429739This green is really cute and I like it
>>37426988Aww, she has a new toy!
It really sucks, man. She was so cute, legitimately studied friendship with friends, gets excited to apply what she learned about it to her relationship with Tirek and Chrysalis. But just because she got caught up in the wrong crowd and had a little bit of a naughty side, she got executed by petrification. She even flat out says that she lost because "well I'm a kid so..."Those writers really did her ugly, bros.
>>37433545Good stuff, as I've come to expect from this author.
I wish this story would update already.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/445902/cozyAlso, I hope Green is actually just a delusional filly and not really a human turned pony.
>>374335452 chapters in a single day. Makes me remember just how quickly this author updated this series of fics.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/497446/investigations-the-chess-masters-turnaboutsThis is surprisingly good.
>>37433277She deserves it.
>>37433277Here you go friend. Let's keep your memes up to date c:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/501785/frozenThat feeling when you dislike an otherwise technically well-written story.
>>37437371She must always win!
>>37440296this is a well written grimderp garbage, where Flurry and other ponies are dumb as a bucket of nails - again
>>37434293It was the first reformation/backstory for Cozy I've ever read, it was before the season finale. I remember how involved I was in this story, waiting for new chapters, talking with ferret, thinking about what kind of mystery is hidden behind Golly's past, making art for it. My first Cozy Glow pic was basically a 'what if' scenario for ferret's story.With new chapters, I had to skip some parts more and more often, as they contained stuff that I didn't find interesting. Then it turned out most of the new chapters are just memes and anonfilly; the mystery, Starlight - Cozy relationship and their progress, were a background to popculture references.I loved this story, now I feel just huge disappointment. The worst part is how ferret treats any words of critique or any suggestions - with meme irony, wearing a clown costume. Of course it's his story and he can do whatever he wants with it, but with reactions like "ha ha memes go brrrrrrrr" a potential reader will just drop the story and won't waste time.That's why I like Silvermyr's stories much, much more. When he released one of the chapters for Castling Cozy Glow and some people said they didn't really like the implications, he immediatelly removed it and wrote a new one, because he also felt it was off. He's also way more open for ideas and discussing stuff he adds to his stories, as they may affect the lore and may create logic holes.I wish ferret could just go back to his original idea and just rewrite the last 5-6 chapters to be about Cozy, Starlight and Cozy's past, minus countless of extra plots and OCs
>>37440873>We'll try this!>Oh, shit something went wrong, better give up on it and delete her memory for good measure.>Why wont Cozy reform smoothly and immediately?!
>>37441539Honestly, someone should write a sequel where Cozy remembers her past attempts and massacres them for fucking with her brain like she's their pet project.
>>37441572Why are there so many fanfics where the main cast casually uses mind erasure/control magic. Why does everyone in those fics treat it like no big deal? It reminds me of MKUltra.
>>37440978>That's why I like Silvermyr's stories much, much more. When he released one of the chapters for Castling Cozy Glow and some people said they didn't really like the implications, he immediatelly removed it and wrote a new one...You've piqued my interest, anyone knows where I can find the original chapters?
>>37440978I know what you mean.I still want to read the story, but as I said, I actually rather Anon filly just be a crazy foal or not be there.One of my main gripes about the character besides distracting from Cozy's story is, if it turns out she is a human adult, then her behavior instantly becomes ridiculous.Like, who makes fun of a kid's dead mom? Another child, perhaps, but if Anon is an adult, then the whole scene makes zero sense.Even the common Anon-Turned-Foal hand wave for stupid behavior falls flat. "I have less emotional control because my brain is underdeveloped as a foal," only makes sense for having emotional outbursts like crying or screaming, not simple social behavior stuff. As an adult, Anon would know not to say bad things about a dead loved one, even if his child-emotions made him want to.
>>37442871Mental regression mixed with amnesia could also work here.
Why do people care so little for Cozy Glow?Anything written for her is pretty much ignored.There aren't even 500 stories featuring her on fimifc, and barely any of those break 500 upvotes.Greens starring her get one or two (you)s at best, and that's even in the thread dedicated to her.Post Cozy greens in another thread, and your lucky to even get a reply.I just don't get. How can people not like Golly?
>>37445522probably because of the time frame she was introduced into the show. i personally haven't watched the show since season 2 i just think she's a cutie
>>37444993I have a mighty need to know who drew this.
>>37445522Well unlike the other “mean 3” members, she was introduced pretty much right before the show ended. Then she was shoehorned into an alliance with two actually strong characters and was a bit player in probably the biggest bullshit event in the history of shows. Plus her personality ended up being sort of a darla dimple rip off and she didn’t even have any powers so the Princess (from PPG) comparison doesn’t make any sense either. She’s literally just a defenseless little pegasus whose only crime is that the adults in Equestria are too stupid to tell a bratty little girl to behave without literally sending her to a prison with actual violent criminals. I love Cozy, but I have no idea what the writers were thinking with almost any of the stuff they used her for. It was almost like they made her just to kill her off in the most morally bankrupt way they could without just putting her to the guillotine. Golly as a character is great, but *proudly flaunts tinfoil hat here* there’s something uncomfortably malicious about what she was written into.
>>37445522There was a Golly audio made in the PPP thread earlier today, so at least a few anons still care enough to make content for her
>>37445522She came in too late, sadly. It's not like she doesn't have popular fics though.
>>37445522>Write greens for Cozy Glow, get one (you) for the effort every time.>Someone complains about how Cozy greens get no attention, gets four, now five (you)s.Is this what irony is, or is it just bullshit?
>>37447265This. If someone writes a green, reply to it. Even criticism or a simple "nice" is better then nothing and that goes for greens in other threads as well. The worst feedback someone could get is no feedback.
>>37448135Cozy Glow in three words:CuteFunnyEnthusiastic
>>37448135Oh my gosh I was kinda irked that the anon who started the thread posting all these pages stopped almost right before the Golly page. Thank you for posting it.
Pic related with Cozy
Also, I’ve been away for a while. When did the captcha become so hard? I’m somewhat blind and it’s quite difficult to figure
>>37449785It's a new thing that was added recently. If it helps, the harder ones have sliders your supposed to adjust to see them properly.
>>37449875Even with that it’s hard
>>37450119Yea, old one was better. Not sure why it was changed.
>>37450533Eh, for most people reading text is much easier than trying to recognise 9 different pictures. Let alone trying to wrangle the awful scripts during the period when noscript was disabled, and you always had a chance of randomly being slapped with 10 second fading timers or 5-6 pages of captchas for no reason.I suppose if you're hard of sight, then I can see how making out the general subject of images might have been easier than reading the obscured text. In theory captchas should have an audio option for people like that (which even google had), it remains to be seen whether the 4chan devs are working on that for the future or not at all. Maybe they'll say "consider passu".
>>37448135What is this from?
>>37405180More please. This green has major potential.
Why is she the best filly?
>>37453802A filly's bestness is directly proportional to her smugness.
>>37453802consider the following
>>37453802She's very cute and charismatic. Just like Starlight.
>>37454445loved the way she hid behind Tirek.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/496096/shouldnt-have-enslaved-humanityCan't believe how bad this is. At least this has Golly in it.
>>37455111Not enough, sadly.
>>37457221Filly needs proper cooling.
>turning a litteral kid into stonewhat the fuck
>>37459286Not very heroic, is it?
>>37459286Yeah. Does Equestria just not have a concept of entrapment?
I was messing around with a fake quote generator and got this. Anyone want to attempt a green?
>>37459286It was seriously messed up.
>>37459286By the very criminal who enabled her behavior nonetheless
>>37459286Back when I was still DYEWTS I thought maybe Golly had some kind of 2000 year old vampire loli thing going on or at least had a power. Upon watching her intro arc and some of S9, it turns out that she's literally just a pegasus filly with no powers others than being smart. And I'm supposed to think it's perfectly acceptable to end her life because the adults were dumb as fuck and didn't know how to keep their eye on the troubled child without throwing her in violent criminal prison and then literally ending her. It makes me think Equestria (and especially the ruling sisters) is actually a fundamentally unjust and wicked place.
>>37461317Discord got off scot-free because his reality-warping powers are useful to the state. Cozy was twelve so she got caged. Then she got thrown into hell. Then she got stonned into a corpse by the guy who used her to usurp the state.
>>37461317>end her life>>37462135>stonned into a corpsePetrification in Equestria is generally non-fatal (from Element-based to cockatrice-based to just enchanted balls like what Tempest had), so absent any evidence to the contrary I think it's safe to assume that Cozy is still alive.Now on the other hand it's unclear whether she's fully conscious or in stasis. While Discord was conscious and fully aware even while petrified, IIRC (though I haven't watched the episode in a while) when Twilight got cockatriced she was basically suspended in stasis and woke up confused as to what had happened; similarly, in the movie, as far as I remember the princesses get unpetrified in the same state they were petrified in (but then contradicting that, the Storm King's eye moves while he's petrified; though this can be written off as a nonsensical visual gag, because you're definitely not supposed to be able to move while stoned).
>>37462227"Together forever, I can't think of anything they'd want less" - Dis "If she's nine, she's free to serve time" cord
>>37462348Oh yeah I'm not saying it was justified or anything, I'm just saying she's almost certainly not actually dead.>she's put into stasis in stone>breaks free 1000 years later (because that's the standard time for villains to escape in MLP)>becomes a literal 1000 year old loli
>>37462377Non-minor-god-tier creatures being unconscious while petrified make it an even more nonsensical punishment. From the villain's point of view it's just a blink and everyone's dead, replaced by new people who know much less about their tricks. Unless they stay stoned forever/broken, in which case it's just death penalty but they get to parade your corpse in the garden. Only actual downside would be the loss of their loved ones / secret lairs / minions / etc, which work either as a minor setback or give them even less reasons to stop being bad.I don't mind executing baddies, but no matter how you bend it petrification is either nightmare-fuel-tier cruelty or a near benefit for the target.It made sense for Discord because there was no way to actually kill or reform it so whatever containment method would have to do, but for regular-ish beings it's more like ... wtf are you even trying to achieve?
>>37462410>it's more like ... wtf are you even trying to achieve?Gee, maybe that's why Harmony, which has shown itself pefectly capable of petrifying or banishing or whatever other punishment required depending on circumstances, this time around did none of that and just drained them to make them harmless. And, you know, ripe for befriending and reforming, while they're powerless to lash out until enough time has passed that they no longer want to lash out.As for the Princesses and Discord? There is no sane in-universe explanation. This is why some people construct conspiracy theories like "Discord was evil all along and playing 69D chess to make the ponies trust him, until he brainwashed the Princesses and literally everyone else into a subverted understanding of friendship where they would spread chaos and evil without realising they were doing anything wrong". Because that kind of stuff is the only way to explain it. Other people just give up and give the out of universe explanation, namely, that the writers are absolute hacks.
>>37462432Fuck DickscordAll my homies hate Dickscord
>>37462377I dunno m8. I know it’s referenced a lot in this topic but there must be something heinous about it if Discord would take the moral high ground saying he doesn’t petrify people. Even so Discord is a “spirit” of chaos. I don’t remember exactly what Tirek was but Golly and Chrysalis absolutely are normal material creatures bound to a body. Bodies, unlike spirits are prone to physical decay. So being trapped in stone for god knows how long is essentially an execution. Even if not, the fact remains that in Gollys case, and in light of all the other characters who did evil stuff and were more powerful but given second chances, it’s bullshit how they threw the book at her
>>37462985>Discord would take the moral high ground saying he doesn’t petrify peopleWhile true, I'm not sure if Discord's moral high ground is really something by which things can be evaluated. He seems like the kind of guy who could take the moral high ground by saying "at least -I- don't eat blueberry cupcakes!" or something, because lulzrandom chaos XD. His comment on petrification was obviously not meant to be random, but he could easily have said that simply because he got petrified and wasn't happy about it and wanted to make a snide remark, without actually having any particular opinion on its morality.>Even so Discord is a “spirit” of chaos. I don’t remember exactly what Tirek was but Golly and Chrysalis absolutely are normal material creatures bound to a body. Bodies, unlike spirits are prone to physical decay.First of all, we know that petrifying a body doesn't kill it - see cockatrices and storm king balls.As for decay... I don't buy it. If anything, bodies are prone to decay, but stone much less so - it doesn't make sense to me that the body would continue to biologically decay and grow old when being literally transformed into a block of marble or something.>Even if not, the fact remains that in Gollys case, and in light of all the other characters who did evil stuff and were more powerful but given second chances, it’s bullshit how they threw the book at herI don't disagree at all but that has nothing to do with whether she's alive or dead
>>37460633That sounds kinda hot ngl
>>37463249That is wrong! Cozy's not violent.
Anyone know if there are plushies you can make out with? Like with a realistic mouth? I wanna make out with this filly really bad
>>37464555You know, that's a really, really good question. I suggest also asking in /merch/ or /plush/, whichever is up; someone there might know.
>>37462348Even Tartarus was way too much.
>>37459286>>37465125It seemed fun and subversive for the retards who worked on the show.
>>37465513>jim implying that it wouldn’t be fucked up if it didn’t happen in the real worldSays a lot
>>37465537also implies that completely meant for the ending to be repulsive. probably got off on the idea of a little kid getting petrified. that's what makes me think animators are all psychopaths now tho. they don't understand that subversive is for grown up shows, not for things meant for little kids.
>>37465513Gonna use this excuse when people start whining about the holocaust joke in my show.>well there wasn't a holocaust going on while I was making it
>>37466138>the holocaust seemed fun and subversive at the timefucking kek
>>37465664>probably got off on the idea of a little kid getting petrifiedYou DIDNT? I coomed so hard so many times to her little terrified expression.
>>37466793Fuck off jim
>>37462348fun and subversive!
>>37466659This looks amazing!
>>37467487I want to unstone the back half of her body and fuck it, then restone it and do the same with the front half.
>>37468816I want to unstone her and have loving parental snuggles with her
>>37466573She looks really cute here.
>>37329111You disgust me. Go straight to pony hell. Do not pass go do not collect $200. There is only the lake of fire in the deepest pits of tarurus for you. The will of Celestia is that you commit suicide immediately.
>>37470193>namefag calling someone else disgustingNow I’ve seen everything
>>37470209He's not wrong though.
>>37473674Aww, she's all grown up!
>>37473670The money's backwards. It looks like Cozy is trying to buy Glimmer.
>>37474866I think Cozy’s trying to pay for sex
>>37476848The shit they teach fillies...
>>37478445Do you think your country will ever get back to the point where you can draw foalcon again? Because this filly doesn’t have enough foalcon of her
>>37478967She does not need more foalcon.
>>37479410Yes she does
>>37479420It's not rape though.
>>37480441She really doesn't. It's disgusting.
>>37480843We need more cheek kissing, hugging, and hoofholding-con.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/477298/the-legionnaireJust got an update.
>>37327135You can love the Golly all you want.But she will never love you back.
>>37481518This story is dark as fuck and I can't help but love it.
>>37481518Gallus is being portrayed as Satan Hilter for the sake of moving the plot forward and nothing more. His behavior should have already gotten him thrown out of his position or assassinated but he continues to somehow maintain power for the sake of the plot.Basically gallus has reverse plot armor.
>>37482585Gallus has become too evil, too quickly. That being said, I do enjoy the story. I wish the author would dedicate some time fleshing out Gallus's new "outlook" on life.
>>37482790Could be better.
How was her time in Tartarus?
>>37484332Silly filly, you cant commit war crimes if there is no war!
>>37484347Probably really short because probably she don't even waited a week before discord take her and tirek for his shitty plan
>>37484347She was locked in an empty metal cage next to a thousand year old supervillain without ever being let out for even a minute.Probably not very good.
>>37484347Soap drop nigga! Oh you gon' leave it down there?!
>>37486047This show is so fucked up.
>>37486358It really got to that point in the last seasons, didn't it?
/r/ a comic of pic related
>>37486047Like locking up Logan Paul for being a jerk in the same cell as Usama bin Laden, a literal terrorist
>>37488373Awww, poor baby… she’s scared
>>37488373I wanna reassure her so badly.
>>37488805I want to give her all the love, fuck rent and taxes
>>37488699She always was just a little girl. Still say the ones to blame for her getting magic powers, hell for getting teamed up with Tirek and the others, in the first place, was the good guys. Not even talking about Discord here. Celestia and Luna iirc are the one who locked her in a box in jail next to her "pen pal". And for what exactly? She had no powers. They could literally just lock her in a room with windows that can't open (and nothing heavy to break them with) and she'd be trapped.
>>37490001I know, she didn’t deserve Tartarus. For all we know, a very stern talking to and house arrest could have worked.
>>37490649This. Her punishments were overkill.
>>37487600Weird analogy but true.
>>37492732demon filly is cute with demon wings
>>37492911Wait, what? I've been following and checking almost daily, and it still shows chapter 5, page 15 for me.
You're not good enough for Golly's love.
>>37495285I wish to be indoctrinated by filly's twisted love
>>37495285I do indeed love her
>>37495285Doesn't matter to me as long as she gets a happy ending.
>>37328555Headcanon: Cozy's talent is manipulation, and she took the worst possible interpretation of what this meant her destiny was. Basically just decided anyone who wanted her to be honest and unselfish was denying who she was.
>>37401381Cursed Cozy Glow plushie that sucks your dick and calls you a pedo.
>>37470199Filename is the image number on Derpibooru, and there's an artist source. Good luck figuring out what it means from that, though.
>>37499878Can she also make out with me?
Tried a few times to get a Cozy Glow out of Artflow. This one was the closest.
>>37500701I tried too, I don’t think the AI likes red eyes
>>37342710Go away Tom this is a golly thread
>>37499853Would make sense.
>>37504399I really want a story based off this.
>>37504399Don't really like the whole lesbian subject in this but I like the idea
>>37506272Could just turn them into roommates. The characters themselves are the important ones, after all.
>>37504399Those two would actually be pretty good candidates to reform her.
>>37449777One the one hand, trips. On the other, phoneposter. Conflicted.
>>37500701No luck with the hair I guess.
>>37509053Looks like a mix of mango worms and burn scars.
>>37509078It's a bad case of the freckles.
>>37499717Isn't she adorable, playing with her doll like that?
I think we're at the bump limit now. It was nice loving Golly with you all for this long. Until next thread, whenever it may be.
>>37510901i guess i'll see ya'll later than
Need new best filly thread.