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>Nonny can you do me a favor? I want you....I want you to stop being so horny and I want you to fix yourself starting today. You aren't yourself anymore and it shows. Being horny so much just isn’t a good way to live nonny. It makes your brain feel funny and I don’t mean “life of the party” funny. Like, if I threw parties twice or even five times a day, and did it for years and years I’d be pretty pooped. It wouldn't be fun anymore and the part of me that loves to party would die over time. I wouldn’t be the Pinkie you know and love. I just wanna help surely you understand? So please, can you do this for me nonny? Pinkie Promise?
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>>37278988
Hey you're right Pinkie, I will attempt to kill the hornyness I will Pinkie Promise that.
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>>37278988
What the fuck are you talking about you stupid horse, dudes are always horny.
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>>37278988
And how exactly am I gonna do that, pinkie?
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>>37278988
I pinky promise I will stop because i plan to kill myself.
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>>37278988
My hornyness can't be stopped, but it can be satiated. Now bend over
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>>37278988
If this is my last day of being a horny motherfucker then I'm going to do every single thing in the book with you.
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>>37278988
Pinkie I haven't gone downstairs for over half a year at this point.
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I actually just got done with a little journey earlier. I've implemented new rulesets to my life a few hours ago, that I'm forcing myself to follow for a few weeks at least. I can't describe how aimless and despairing and lazy I've been, like I actually started having suicidal fantasies. But I finally just hit the point today where I am saying no fuck this, I've had enough and I'm throwing cold water on my face and turning this boat around

>no soda, candy or edibles which clearly classify as 'sugary bullshit'. (I have been inhaling 3 sodas a day, FUCK that. I need hard dietary reset.)
>can't realistically cut out masturbation (I've been down this road before.) but I'm going to do the more responsible moderate thing, and just ban myself from doing it more than once a day, during a specific day of the week, and during mornings. I have to get up and start doing things before considering jacking it, otherwise I lay listlessly in bed for hours
>all of 4chan other than /mlp/ is off-limits. So are youtube, ponerpics and similar sites unless I do literally need them.
>no music, at all. I want focus. Might break this one for random special occasions.

Also I gotta get a job but that's the easy part from my perspective. That's the list of bans, the daily must-do list is to be composed tomorrow. For one thing I'm getting my fucking sleep schedule STRAIGHT. Cuz I KNOW how fucking pivotal that is.

I'm not doing this shit anymore. I'm not. Fuck you and fuck me, I am terminating this chapter of my life by my own hands. I will march through every mud puddle in my path. No more.
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>>37279097
I sure you have something to replace all the things you’re removing or this is gonna be a failure
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>>37279158
*hope
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>>37279097
Good luck Anon
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>>37279097
unequivocally based, gl fren
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>>37279097
start by reading dont shoot the dog every time you get the urge to fap.
Stay determined anon,
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>>37278988
>I want you to stop being so horny and I want you to fix yourself starting today.
HOW
SERIOUSLY HOW?
I would stop if I could and I feel legitimately disgusted with myself every time I do it. Why do I have these feelings? I know it's not normal, so there must be something wrong with me. Do I need to go to a doctor and get erectile dysfunction medicine or some shit. I thought people grew out of this in puberty. It's so fucking infuriating scrolling 4chan and seeing a lewd image and my mind instantly goes to bad places. Why is there no help for this shit? My parents always told me to not do that shit growing up, but there never told me HOW to get rid of the thoughts. I wish there was just a button you could click to turn them off forever. I would actually cut off my penis if it was safe to do so.
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>>37279097
Good luck Anon.
I've tried to do this long ago and miserably failed.
I
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>>37279612
I can't get rid of the feelings either and it just makes me more and more miserable because it reminds me of things I can never have like a pony wife in Equestria, or just a gf in this cursed hell.
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>>37279097
Good plan, anon. Might want to reconsider the music ban though. Some music like classical, smooth jazz, or anything lofi can actually help you keep focused.
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I don't want to be horny Pinkie.
I just want to be happy.
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>Hey Nonny! I know you're horny all the time and I accept you for who you are! I understand that some people or ponies have greater needs than most and you shouldn't be ashamed of yourself at all! You up for a blowjob?
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>>37279697
Lyra is too good to us
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>>37279612
>>37278988
Did you know that having more satisfying faps instead of tug tug squirt reduces the amount of faps you desire and more?

The only way to really ditch the sense of the lonely and empty post fap clarity is by doing a full body fap called a cuddle fuck of your waifu as a lifesize pony plush

I experience no shame in my love life anymore because i emotionally bonded to her for life and i will always love and cherish her
it's not just about the sex though, cuddling my pony waifu saved my life from depression and suicide

love kills the bad horny

>>37279697
based
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>>37279761
>The only way to really ditch the sense of the lonely and empty post fap clarity is by doing a full body fap called a cuddle fuck of your waifu as a lifesize pony plush
I have got to get me one, got to, that sounds so so nice.
>I experience no shame in my love life anymore because i emotionally bonded to her for life and i will always love and cherish her
>it's not just about the sex though, cuddling my pony waifu saved my life from depression and suicide
glad to hear she is helping you through the troubles of life, stay strong anon
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>>37279097
>he can't get /fit/ and eat garbage
ngmi
Eating licorice and about to eat microwaved hotdogs with pepsi. Going to run tomorrow and continue my cheap ass regimen of bodyweight exercises.
But seriously though, same on the being fed up with being completely fucking useless bit and needing to make a schedule. Good luck, but you won't need it if you have endurance and determination, which can be learned.
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>>37279697
This is canon. OP can get raped by a thousand niggers now
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>>37279697
Holy based
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>>37279697
Based
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>>37279697
And just like that, Lyra officially become best pony.
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>>37279097
>no music
What’s that for I guess if you listen to only depressing music but what about pone music
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>>37279097
I guarantee you're going to fail. You will probably make it a week at most before giving up and realizing all your problems are much deeper and you can't just use will power to change yourself. Go to a therapist anon
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>>37280814
>Go to a therapist anon
You shut the fuck up. Recommending one of those snake oil bastards, you ought to be ashamed.
>>37279097
You go for it anon, you go for it and don't give up.
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>>37278988
No fap is a shit meme, party horse.
OP's a fag.
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>"Hey dumbass, just stop feeling an emotion you have literally no control over. You're worse than those losers that keep trying to convince me that depression is a thing. If you're sad, just fucking stop being sad. It's that easy. Trust me, I'm a stupid fuckin' bitch horse."
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>>37280814
>>37280837
This. Fuck paying a therapist. You can easily replicate any benefit they provide with research and application of CBT methods.
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>>37280848
Don't call my wife a stupid bitch you worthless piece of shit. Depression ≠ horniness.
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>>37280858
>CBT
I know you meant cognitive behavioural methods but I read it as cock and ball torture
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>>37280848
>you have literally no control over
You have complete control over it, it's all inside your head. You are just too much of a faggot pussy to assume total control over your own being.
I bet you don't even try, you just make up excuses because it's 'natural' and 'beyond your power'
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>>37279764
hell yeah and thanks, a peach fuzz daki is a cheap substitute in the mean time

>>37281142
only cucks deny themselves pleasure
shame is for the weak and those domesticated by society. feeling bad about masturbation without the oxytocin from cuddles is just dipping your toes into a possible sea of laughter and then getting mad that you didn't get the joke when you really need to dunk your head in and just let go. oxytocin really is good for alleviating depression and fostering a sense of oneness with your partner or plush. hands are terrible, have sex instead
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>>37281430
>only cucks deny themselves pleasure
There's nothing wrong in enjoying pleasures. However letting them control you and pretending that you have no agency in your behaviour is barely above animal.
Furthermore if those pleasures are the thing keeping you above falling into depression it is indeed faggot pussy behaviour.
I'm not advocating for rejecting your instincts and emotions but you definitely should have control over them nad reap benefits of conforming to them on your own terms. People should improve themselves instead of whining about how it's beyond their power and they can do nothing but submit
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>>37279697
Wtf, I love Lyra.
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>>37279097
I personally wouldn't want to live without anything on that list, but you go and show 'em anon, the important part is taking it one day at a time and not finding an excuse to quit.
Best
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>>37281574
If there is someone on this board who dislikes Lyra I don't want to speak to or acknowledge them.
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>>37279612
garbage in, garbage out. you sound like you need the full montey dopamine detox. how many times a day or week do you do it?
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>>37279654
music is easy dopamine so it makes sense to cut it out in a detox. if you need to focus and want the efficiency of sound, choose non fiction audio books.
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>>37279697
>all of the astroturfing poos immediately start gaslighting
the funny thing is lyra is a dyke and almost certainly doesn't have sex with bonbon because of it.
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>>37281430
its also really bad for just releasing for no reason, like fapping or hitting the cocain every week.
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>uh, you know what, chud, could you, oh I don't know, just maybe, like, not?
can I get a discord invite?
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>>37279037
Well, I hope you left whoever you got down there a good supply of food and water, otherwise she's seriously fuckin' dead by now.
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>>37279612
Jesus, religion fucked your mind up but good, didn't it?
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>>37281763
https://discord.gg/xDfaG
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>>37278988
>rape
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>>37281790
looking is fine, just no touching.
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>>37278988
Nah, I just want you to beat me with this bat until it breaks. Or choke me out slowly until my life fades from my eyes is all.
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>>37279097
Your intentions are admirable anon, but be careful. You can't just force yourself to implement all those changes at once and maintain them. Try instead to make it a little better each day, not aiming for immediate perfection, but to just do it better than yesterday. That aimless lazy person is still a part of you and there's only so long you can tyrannize it before it rebels. You want to negotiate with it, not tyrannize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppuq661Jl3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nSPyE_QxUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2tYGt0_As

I really recommend you to check this dude's advice, and good luck putting your life in order. Your waifu is rooting for you.
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>Used to be able to motivate myself to work on drawing or programming skills for 2-4 hours a day
>Can't even do that anymore
Haha, this sucks man.
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>>37282135
>judan peterstein
OP can do better, don't shoot the dog is 100% better than this guys cult of personality shilling.
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>>37278988
>anon takes Pinkies advice to heart and goes cold turkey
>he does this for a month and becomes more productive
>Pinkie realizes her horrific mistake as anon now shows no interest in her sexually as well as other mares
>he walks home after a long day of work and helping out some of Ponyvilles citizens with some problems
>puts his key into the door but he can hear something violently stirring on the other side
>with a speed that could rival The Roadrunner, the door is completely broken down by a pink blur and anon is tackled to the ground
>on top of him is Pinkie shouting only 2 simple words
https://u.smutty.horse/lzwdqdroryv.wav
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>>37279097
Goodluck m8.
Make us proud.
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>>37278988
I’m gonna put it in your butt and you’re gonna like it.
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>>37280837
>Recommending one of those snake oil bastards, you ought to be ashamed.
Getting depression pills was one of the best things that happened to me anon. It ain't snake oil
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>>37281752
what are you on about
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>>37278988
>Nonny, can you do me a favor?
>I want you.
>I want you so fucking bad, Nonny.
>Get over here and fuck me right now, forget all that gay shit about denying horniness. I'm in heat and the only cure is hot monkey dick. Now gimme some sugar, Nonny!
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>>37281742
2-3 times a week.
>montey dopamine detox
what?
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>>37283397
Pinkie giving mixed signals would be a nightmare.
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>>37283452
She's bipolar so it happens. That's why she needs to be reminded to take her meds.
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>>37283409
>full montey
>dopamine detox
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>>37283478
This needs a story.
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Did you know Oxytocin cures burnout and fatigue?

>>37281563
it's not just the sex though. i dont think you fully realize how deeply fulfilling even the illusion of a social bond like love can be. isolation isn't something to valorize. Also it's dumb to separate the self from desire. I am my love for my waifu. it waxes and wanes, but i never force it. forcing a cum when your heart isn't in itis gonna lead to pitiful releases. I've learned to just let bad boners go limp and move on to something else

>>37281755
true, like i never force myself to love my waifu it just happens when i look at her from time to time, hell it might only happen once a week, but damn im still on track to avoid prostate cancer more than the nofappers
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>>37280837
Therapists are like lawyers, or computer parts. There's good ones, and bad ones, and a lot of it has to do with what kind of problem you're trying to solve.
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>>37283373
>he took the meds
ngmi
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>>37283681
not terrypilled at all
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>>37279612
For starters, quit porn. Porn is too addictive and rots your brain. Fap to your imagination, it'll be easier to quit that way. Then do exercise, work, or another hobby, something to tire you out or use up excess energy which you might use fapping as an outlet. I know that's how I was was as a teen. Wasted too much time really. You'll never kill the libido or the interest when something sexual appears but you won't be fapping or always horny. It takes a while to reset your mind too and quitting cold turkey is pretty much impossible.
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>>37283397
Make up your god damn mind you pink, puffball of insanity.
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>>37278988
Nofap psyoppers need to be hanged.
If you want to actually improve your life cut the coffee, cut the smoking, cut the alcohol, and cut the high-carb processed garbage from your diet
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>>37283889
See>>37284004
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>>37284004
Straight edge psyoppers need to be hanged.
If you want to actually improve your life cut the _____^:)_____
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>>37284004
And how would that somehow improve what I find lacking about my life?
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>>37283397
TOUCH THE PONY
DO IT NOW
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>>37278988
So, It looks like twilight let another failed clone get loose...
Time to do to the clone what was done to the rest...
(Erase from existence...?...)
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>>37282523
Good ending
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>>37284299
its ok to just give her to a gullible str8edge anon and start over no biggie

here's a reference to help
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>>37284430
its strange to think in many ways pinkie is the ideal waifu for most people on here, regardless of their own personal desires
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Bump.
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>>37278988
>if I threw parties twice or even five times a day, and did it for years and years
"...if????"
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>doomed to be a permavirgin
>telling me to not even masturbate
Why? Why am I not allowed any sexual pleasure?
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>>37285509
>"Silly Anon, it just mean you need to >rape"
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>>37282221
Good advice is good advice, Anon. It doesn't matter who's giving it. It could be Joseph Stalin saying that stuff and it would still be solid life advice.
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>>37284272
it...wouldn't?
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>>37286324
>Joseph Stalin
fuck off, you state capitalist psyop
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>>37282205
I can only manage 2.5 to 3 Hours on drawing.
You beat me atleast...you won.
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>>37286597
Used to anon, I can't anymore.
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>>37286445
>(You)
fuck off, you authoritarian socialist psyop.
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>>37287884
oh sorry about the miscomm, i was calling the mere reference of stalin a statist op (never mention or shame an enemy, it only puts them on a pedastle above you);
if it's a state, it's not leftist

good day sir
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>>37283889
thanks for the advice. hopefully one day i'll make it
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>W-wait nonny please come back breed me! I miss the horny you the nonny who would sniff my butt when I wasn't looking or ask me to fondle his balls with my tail!
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>>37286355
So why give that up if it's all the sexual satisfaction I'm going to get in life? Might as well tell me to castrate myself it would be more useful.
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>>37279697
degenerate, monkey-fucking dyke
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>>37288439
Any pony that would fuck a naked ape is trash.
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>>37284559
she is perfection
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>>37288618
She really is perfection.
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>>37283373
DXM does literally the same thing for less money... not that you should rely on it for happiness
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>>37289312
>Robbotripping
Anon, please. Just get real drugs.
2C-B will show you what it's like to be happy.
Acid will give you the mental beating to go fix up your life.
Ketamine is an FDA approved treatment for depression
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>>37289322
Not that guy but nothing made me happier than pure MDMA. It doesn't work for some people but the levels of empathy and happiness it provided were life changing for me. I miss it so much.
It also made fapping to ponies 10x hotter
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>>37289373
Yep. Only reason I don't do MDMA is it's neuro+cardiotoxic, and it feels a little forced (literally couldn't stop smiling if you wanted to), but apparently it works great for therapy.

2C-B is more like lightweight MDMA mixed with classical psychedelics, with less toxicity.
It actually used to be sold as an OTC aphrodisiac, they had to stop since it worked a little too well at higher doses.
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>>37278988
I'll just kill myself.
That should fix all the problems.
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>>37279761
You're a hero to all horse fuckers. You are inspiration sir anon. Does your family know about your waifu? My mom knows I fuck my stuffed horses but I've never had the courage to tell my dad.
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>>37289407
Yeah but if you have nothing to lose, might as well try to party first, right?
Just once in your life.
Worst thing that happens is you die having been truly happy once.

Or maybe you'll stick around when you see that it doesn't have to be that way.
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>>37289322
Yeah I'll be sure to get back to you once I find an RC vendor that doesn't make their packages they "ship" mysteriously disappear.
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>>37289476
Well that's on you. RC vendors are shady conmen.
That's why there are big marketplaces where you rate vendors. If someone is scamming, they just get bad reviews and then they get b&.

I mean you do what you want. But robocough isn't the nicest thing to abuse, it's the desperate anon's option
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>>37289444
How do I die while partying?
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>>37281142
>that pic
Thanks now I'm imagining MAS pinkie explaining how the best way to deal with depression is to just manually control all your body's chemical responses.
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>>37289513
By ignoring Harm Reduction.
Party people like to stay alive, they're just really bad at it.
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>>37289312
I actually abused DXM for about a year. Drinking nasty syrup or swallowing 20 pills every 6 hours isn't anywhere nearly convenient as just simply taking a tiny pill in the morning. And the pills are free if you have insurance, and if you don't you can get them relatively cheap. DXM makes you happy, but it isn't lasting happiness. You will feel like shit again the next day. Not to mention it's not exactly healthy for your body, and it makes you dizzy and stupid as fuck. I really recommended going to a psychiatrist anon. psychotropic drugs are like actual magic
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>tfw you're too much of square to know how or where to buy potentially life-changing drugs to try
>tfw if you ask you'll look like a glowie
I've considered just straight up asking my PCP during my yearly checkup, but I doubt he'd prescribe anything without going to a shrink first
I'd settle for adderall, I just want to try *something* to see if it help my brain work
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>>37279097
yeah but what are you depressed about, thoughts of some variety must be triggering your depressed feelings in the same way somebody who is very anxious feels that way because they are contemplating things that they fear.
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>>37290546
I've never tried it, but it's common knowledge you can get adderal just by going to a doctor and giving the same speech as everyone else — I have trouble concentrating, it's affecting my work, etc etc, standard ADHD symptoms.
A few crazy people somehow get prescribed Desoxyn for ADHD, which is the fancy legal name for medically dosed Methamphetamine pills.
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>>37279011
Only based post in the thread
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>>37278988
Pinkie, it's not about cooming, necessarily
Sexuality is an expression of love. Think about what it's saying. It's an act of possible reproduction, which is thus saying, this is who I want the world to have more of. It's a desire to make the object of affection last forever, even if it's through its offspring. It's saying that if I am to bring more of what I am into this world, it should be through you!
I wouldn't really care to procreate, except so that there can be more like you, with others like you, in existence. To not want to procreate is a rejection of both reality and the object of affection. It's basically saying, the world isn't worth it, or you're not worth bringing others in to the world. That's the world I had on earth. But here, it's worth bringing more souls into existence. And it's worth bringing them here to look into your eyes. And to look through eyes similarly crafted as yours.
You have to understand, the feelings behind "horniness." There's more than just a hunt for a 3 second orgasm buzz. There's a LOT more going on.
Now turn around and lift your tail
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>ITT: teenagers that are insecure get shamed by other teenagers pretending they are "helping"
Teens are supposed to go outside and fuck like rabbits. Only idiots would say something else.
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>>37289407
Good.
Bye.
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>>37290596
>teenagers
You would like that wouldn't you?
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>>37290638
Well it is either teenagers or 20 somethings in these, with their "no fap" bullshit.
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>>37290579
>I've never tried it
>but it's common knowledge
nigga where the fuck did you hear that. all those symptoms can be easily confused and crossed with depression or bipolar. adhd is incredibly hard to diagnose, especially as adult, and even when you do get the diagnoses, you can't just get the medicine for it immediately. because of the misuse and abuse of the drugs, you have to apply for the paperwork which can take a few weeks to get a response from, and even if you are lucky enough to get validation, you still need approval from 2 other specialists.
adhd meds aren't thrown out like candy like any other drug is. it would honestly be easier to just get diagnosed with depression and ask for a drug that inhibits dopamine reuptake
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>>37290675
>lemme get a mental illness diagnosis so I can lose a bunch of rights
>but hey, i get this stupid feelgud drug
dude, fucking drug seeking behaviorists deserve whatever the fuck
enjoy your restricted freedom
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>>37290716
>so I can lose a bunch of rights
People with mental illness still have pretty much all rights as any normal person. At least here in America.
What rights are you talking about?
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>>37290742
>pretty much
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>>37289431
yes and they dont care, also my girls weed out the boring girls when i do feel like dating irl (never, especially in a pandemic)
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>>37290579
Huh, I might actually give it a try then. My yearly visit is in a few months.
I don't know if I have ADHD specifically, but at this point in my life I'm pretty sure I have *something* that keeps me from being able to successfully function in normalfag society, and I'm willing to try meds if they could help me be a more self-actualized person.
Either that or I'm just a failure of a human being and should KMS myself, but I'm a procrastinator and can always put that off until later.
Guess I'll see if I can convince my doc to give me the goods.
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>>37290675
>adhd is incredibly hard to diagnose, especially as adult, and even when you do get the diagnoses, you can't just get the medicine for it immediately.
Literally just go in and say you've just been diagnosed with ADHD by a shrink. I have actual ADHD, I was diagnosed 8 years ago, and whenever I see a new PCP they just take me on my word that I have it and don't look through medical records. That said, Adderall is one of the most overrated drugs on Earth. Your body gets used to it VERY quickly, and if you take even slightly more than your body can handle, you'll feel like you've just taken meth. And not in the good way. I mean in the dry mouth and heart palpitations kind of way. Just be careful and make sure you don't let yourself build a tolerance for it.
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>>37279697
Damn, Lyra, you're such an angel
>>37279829
This.
OP can get fucked, he don't deserve the ticket for being such a massive faggot.
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>>37290596
Silly anon there are no teens on 4chan
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>>37290596
just link them some estrogen, striped socks, and your favorite discord server and move on
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>>37291432
Also, just want to clarify really quick that even though I personally think Adderall is a bit overhyped, it can be absolutely life changing for some people, and is worth trying if you have nothing to lose. But, again, keep built up tolerance in mind.

Furthermore, if you've been struggling in life, it can be caused by a lot of things. Undiagnosed ADHD is one of them. Mental illnesses like depression, anxiety, BPD, and so on can be detrimental. I've noticed a lot of people who have mild Autism often go undiagnosed, either due to parental neglect/disregard or not conforming to certain stereotypes (ex. being female, extroverted, etc.). It's also possible that you have more than one issue, which makes things more confusing. I know that therapists have a reputation for being snake oil salesman (and honestly this viewpoint is a bit justified) but they are a good starting point nonetheless if you have never sought out help before.

Try to avoid self-diagnosing mental illnesses. But if you suspect you have ADHD or Autism, and have been experiencing symptoms of one or both since early adolescence (think 11 years old or before) then there's a good chance that you'll unfortunately HAVE to self-diagnose in order to receive any proper treatment. Make sure to do you due diligence with research. Good luck to all of you looking to improve yourselves.
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>>37290595
GUYS IVE FIGURED OUT SEX

Sex is evolutionarily good for life because it is the first step to creating new information while in the process of maintaining your own information and your partners information. shame happens after jacking it because the body quickly realizes the illusion and is like "aww i didn't directly make new info"

But if you have a waifu, instead of going hmmm, i'll any of these bitches again, the body and mind goes YUM let me post how much i love her even tho I just fapped. Waifu posting shall etch her info throughout time just like irl sex has for millions years. WAIFU POSTING IS SEX

WAIFUISM IS THE TRUE PATH, MAY SHE LIVE IN THE STARS FOREVER
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>>37292769
hey man, i just want to fuck a pony
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>>37292769
>>Sex is evolutionarily good for life because
No.
Pic related.
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>>37278988
"Yeah, sure! I Pinkie Promise."
>"Wowie zowie, really? Just like that?"
"Just like that, ponk. It'll be easy since I'm not the one with the sex problem."
>"Wait, what do you mean?"
"Pinkie, I haven't jerked off even once since coming to Equestria. I haven't needed to because you've been draining my balls three or four times a day nearly every day since I arrived. I'm actually pretty grateful for the break, to be honest."
>"No. What? No! Nonny, we do it sometimes but not that often. The problem is you and your out-of-control horny, not me!"
"Sure, babe. Whatever you say."
>Pinkie Pie sits down on the couch and stares at you as your read your book
>she's still at first, but as the minutes pass you notice small erratic movements
>flicking tail, twitching eyes, slightly sharper breathing
>she begins to grind her crotch against the couch cushion, the soft sound of her winking marehood against the fabric growing louder and more urgent
>after about 45 minutes she's a disheveled, shuddering mess soaked in sweat and her own sexual fluids, her breathing coming in heavy, desperate gasps
>at the one hour mark she explodes of the couch and hits you full force, toppling both you and your recliner over
>"That's all I can stands, and I can't stands no more!"
"Get off of me, woman! have you no shame?"
>her hooves scramble to unbuckle your belt, and a her mouth fumbles with your zipper in between hysterical shouts
>"NO! GIVE ME THE DICK, NONNY! I WANT THE DICK!"

And that's why, in Norway, a biscuit is called a "Duckman."
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>>37293199
>he doesn't know about recombination of dna to accelerate the making of new forms to adapt to varying environmental pressures and smaller shit that generates their variation through sheer numbers.
life doesn't stay static cause stagnation leads to death by virus, parasite or brainlet. variation is king
comics dont know everything dude. and also I'd say waifuism is more of an asexual reproduction of your waifu's information, unless your a huge autist like CWC which leds to people thinking of him whenever they think of sanic
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>>37293831
>comic just want to do a dumb dick joke
>>"ackshually, comics dont know everything dude"
You must be fun at parties.
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>>37293357
accurate
I bet pinkie is the most sexually motivated of any of the m6
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>>37293831
oh my fucking god it was a fake transparent background HAHAHAHA
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>>37278988
>I want you to stop being so horny and I want you to fix yourself starting today.
boy would the average thread improve if everyone did this
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>>37294395
>boy would /mlp/ die if everyone did this
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>>37278988
That’s a lot.
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Bump, this thread is interesting.
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>>37278988
Thanks for reminding me to jerk off, Party horse, I've only done it like twice today.
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>>37296616
Depressing more like. How am I supposed to just stop being horny?



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