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Previous thread: >>37216892
Be grateful it's still Monday in the States. Don't let our thread fall off the board again!

/moon/day Thread OP template: ponepaste.org/4423
old /moon/day story pastebin: https://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
(for broken pastebin.com links use poneb.in : replace pastebin.com with poneb.in in the URL, eg https://poneb.in/He5X50m6 )

Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics).

Ongoing Stories:

MoonyCYOA, By Krivvy: https://ponepaste.org/4290
Untitled Nightmare Moon Story (Moon Milkies), by Olibird: >>36612190
"Once in a Thousand Moons", by LobosNumber5 (Moonbutt Man): https://ponepaste.org/3536
"Embracing the Night, Part 5", by AutoPony: https://ponepaste.org/3605
"Lunar Entanglement, Act I", by ReggieSomething: https://ponepaste.org/1113

Upcoming moon phases:

Full Moon: 23 JUL 2021
Last Quarter: 31 JUL 2021
New Moon: 8 AUG 2021
First Quarter: 15 AUG 2021
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>>37278323
Uh oh /moon/, Moona is a dirty hoers but doesn't want to take a bath! How do you fix this?
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>>37278323
Thank you for making this, I was too scared of messing it up to make it myself.
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>>37278340
I will take a bath with her
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I'd definitely like to hear more stories about Luna appearing in your dreams, Moonfreinds.
it really fascinates me.
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>>37278350
Same, even though OP does have a template linked.
>>37278340
For starters, what's the reason she doesn't want to do that?
>>37278352
Smart.
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>>37278352
>>37278356
Dangerous idea, if you bathe with her she won't wanna get out! She might even make you brush her mane and tail for an hour!
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>>37278382
Sounds like heaven to me
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>>37278350
>>37278356
No problem. I made the template and have done all (but one?) of the OPs this year, so it's not a big deal for me to restart the thread. Don't have cell reception at my new job so I can't bump the thread while I'm at work anymore. You could imagine my surprise upon discovering the previous thread fell off.
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>>37278340
like this
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>>37278340
Full body tongue bath
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>>37278509
>full body tongue bath

No anon, that's what she gives you!
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>>37278340
Haha you moonfriends have been keeping up with your hygiene right?
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Anyone else think that at least the choral reprise would've been a great villain song for NMM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1pYGvplG5Q
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>>37278528
I wash bathe regularly, and unlike sunfriends I don't need a mommy to wash me.
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>>37278546
Jokes on you, that's my fetish.
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>>37278355
I wrote my experience.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/448065/always-there
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>>37278549
Respectable. I like Celestia in a platonic way would definitely let her spoon me after a bad day, I want to marry Luna and give her foals.
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>>37278528
Yes, I’m still taking showers every other day. I really didn’t mean for that post to cause the shit it did a few threads ago.
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Have a low quality pollution Moon from a recent flight of mine.
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Alright, Moonbros I have a question? Do you think Luna and you would actually get along? This isn't about how your too much of a loser for her, or are too ugly but about if you could actually hold a conversation with her beyond romantic bullshit and small talk.
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>>37278677
Hell yes, I wouldn't be interested in any romantic talk with her anyways, that would be awkward. I'd love to talk to Luna about her dream walking, and I'd want to ask her about what life was like back before she was banished and things were alright between her and Celestia. The idea that she jumped 1000 years into the future like some kind of time traveler is such an interesting concept, unless she was conscious the entire time she was on the moon. Not sure what the accepted head canon on that is. Anyways, yeah I think I could definitely hold a conversation with Luna, Celestia too.
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>>37278677
Well I have a Luna tulpa I talk to every day about far more things than romantic stuff. Does that count?
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>>37278727
How show accurate is she, and does she share your interests to a T?
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>>37278677
I'm into astronomy, the occult, art and have a huge ass collection of victorian ghost stories, so yes. I waifu'd her specifically because we'd have actual chemistry.
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>>37278626
absolutely beautiful, anon.
loved the plushie bit at the end.
makes me want to believe.
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>>37278340
I don't. I always hated washing myself and only do it out of necessity the least amount of times possible. If anything, I'd be relieved if she was like that. I hate people obsessed with hygiene.
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>>37278736
I don’t know what you’d exactly consider show accurate but I feel she represents pretty faithfully what Luna is shown as in the earlier seasons. She has her own independent interests as well that I wouldn’t normally do. Though I can’t say exactly what aspects of those things are stuff that I subconsciously might enjoy and I just don’t normally think about it. Overall I feel she is pretty independent in who she is though I can understand it might be a natural connection that keeps us close as we are.
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>>37278779
Anon, you wash every other day right? Are you trying to prove >>37278528 right? Or are you a small child with surprisingly adult grammar with an adorably precocious crush on the pretty blue princess pony?
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>>37278779
There's a very big difference between "people obsessed with hygiene" and "people who shower every couple days." I really hope you're in the normal bucket.
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>>37278792
You know I just realized that >>37278779
could never in good taste call himself a rarafriend. He might have a shot with Luna post banishment assuming she assumes bathing is a form of witchcraft which unbalances her humors.
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>>37278626
Auto, I admire how even your dreams of Luna are wholesome.
It almost makes me feel guilty about my degenerate side, as the only time Luna appeared in my dreams I rutted her like my life depended on it.
You have my respect.
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>>37278323
I love her not in spite of her flaws but because of them. Her imperfections mixed with her kind heart and overwhelming compassion make her perfect to me. It's not just that I'm a kind of a fuckup who sucks at a lot of very necessary skills and therefore empathize with her but more importantly because I want to help her. I want to bring back her smile, I want to be her shoulder she can cry on even when it seems the whole world is against her as I gently stroke the underside of her muzzle. I want to help her make friends and act as a hype man and emotional support. I wanna be there to show her what all of modern Equestria has to offer.
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>>37278323
Is it just me or does it look like she has huge googly eyes in the thumbnail?
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>>37278355
i haven't had a dream about her since pic related. feels pretty bad man.
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>>37278709

Its luna she has nothing interesting to say

>ask her about what life was like back before she was banished

How would she know? She slept all day same as today. Celestia is the one who lived it she would know not luna
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>>37279611
Couldn't you put at least a little bit of effort into trolling?
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>>37279341
>he doesn't want to eat her moon crunchies
That anon is a pure faggot.
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>>37278340
She spent 1000 years with no bath. Conceptualize the aroma.
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>>37278817
Now I want to rut her like my life depends on it
You’ve corrupted me Anon
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>>37280140
You never wanted to before?
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Princess Luna is best pony.
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>>37278787
Once a week if I'm staying home, twice if I have been doing stuff that makes me sweat. That does not include washing hands, face, brushing teeth and things like that which I do multiple times a day.
In other words, I do what is necessary for my health, and nothing more.
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>>37278787
>washing every other day
You only need to wash once a week.
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>>37279726
Telling the truth is trolling?
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>>37278323
>my post killed the thread
SHE CANNOT BE STOPPED
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Moon statues are finally done.
Can't remember how long ago that order was placed.
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>>37281226
oh wow these look good
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>>37280140
Its not corruption if the rutting is to make her a mother
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>>37281230
Yep, I think she turned out pretty well.
Hopefully she survives the trip over from china.
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>>37281388
Are these custom? Did you order 3 fuckton of them and plan to re-sell them or what?
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>>37281456
I bought one from NKplush. The preorders went up two years ago.
I was going to post a link to where one was leftover to purchase but it looks like that one is already gone.
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>>37278677
If I'm struggling to answer this question (hinting towards "no", if anything), should I search for another waifu/pony I like a bit more than the rest? Something about Luna attracts me to her, hopefully it's not just the looks, as that would sound mildly coomerish imo.
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>>37278677
I get along with people pretty well, but I think just the gulf of experience between both of us would be too wide for any sort of meaningful conversation. I'd be intimidated by her more so than anything, like trying to have a real conversation with the President of a country or a multi-billionaire. Your experiences are just so wildly different that common-ground would be non-existent. That would be my fear.
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>>37278323
>(Tue)
>/moon/day
literally kys, treacherous scum
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>>37281606
It was Monday in Murrica at that time
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>>37278677
One of the big reasons i fell in love with her was specifically BECAUSE i thought i could be her friend and give her someone to relate to. someone to have fun with and talk all night on her balcony and look at the stars with. that i could make her happy being there for her when shes sad. nothing makes me happier than the thought of her happiness.
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>>37282136
You're a good dude and would be a good guy for Luna.

Side-note what's the bar scene like in Canterlot? Cause going out drinking might be something better done on earth what with all the novelty bars where you can do shit besides drink.
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>be in a long term relationship with Luna
>somehow she turns back into NMM
>everypony freaks out
>but soon find out that despite her talking big game on doing evil things she's very hesitant to actually act on any of it
>due to all the love and support you gave Luna, NMM has gone from genocidal conqueror to a blushing affection starved tsundere
>by the time Luna is brought back she makes a deal with NMM that they get to share the body
>NMM claims it's so the elements can't beat her or some shit
>really she just wants more brushies and ear scratches

As you can see I have fetishes for redemption and adorable tsunderes.
>
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>>37281606
>eurofag doesn't understand time zones
It never fails.
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Hey /moon/
>pic related
With love, /sun/
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>>37282453
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>>37282453
CELESTIA LOOK OUT
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>>37278626
Very nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hpNEiKUgpc
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>>37282177
That really means a lot to me, made my whole day.

but i'm sure they have some cool bars and taverns across such a magical and lore rich place as equestria.
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>>37282497
>>37282497
>implying this is in any way canon
You know she was just trolling and thus you should not take it as fact
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>>37282813
>it's so false that she (he) had to quote me twice
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>>37282823
>she
Who are you talking about? Yourself?
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>>37282535
well that's one way to crash a plane with no survivors
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>>37282305
>As you can see I have fetishes for redemption and adorable tsunderes.
Based, same
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>>37278787
Look. When you're living in a truck, getting a shower in every other day is easier said than done.
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>>37282305
But Anon, why would they be two different personalities? Nightmare Moon and Luna are the same horse.
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>>37283230
Is that an oli
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>>37282827
About you, dummy
>>37282535
Huh? Someone actually saved my edited screenshot?
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i wish moonhoers would come a knock'n in the dreams more often
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>>37280194
Not when I made that post no, I was in “chaste cuddling” mode
>>37281325
Truth
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>>37283098
I paid her a small fortune of bits!
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>>37284167
And this gives you power over her?
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>Luna and you can only spend half of your waking hours together
>it's better than nothing because you're a night owl but you can't stay up till 7 am.
>it's ok though because you're active at around the same time and spend the rest doing chill stuff while snuggled up with your snoozing partner
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>>37283274
No, you're talking about yourself not me. Please, do everyone a favor and become a part of suicide statistics.
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>>37284411
>Luna and you can only spend half of your waking hours together
Yeah, I don't subscribe to that idea.
>it's better than nothing because you're a night owl but you can't stay up till 7 am.
If you're unable to stay up till the morning then you're not a true night owl. Going to sleep at 7 am is perfectly reasonable and still allows you to catch plenty of day time in the afternoon.
As for Luna?
She's not a vampire to be unable to be around while the sun is up.
And she's not a cat that needs 16 hours of sleep a day either.

So yeah, if she goes to sleep at 7 am it's easy to adapt to her schedule and still have plenty of time with her during the day and the whole night.
Unless you mean her royal duties then I agree and you can disregard everything I said till this point.
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>>37282497
>luna is so undesirable she's never even had suitors
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>>37285904
>wanting used goods
Sunfags everyone
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>>37285969
>implying used goods
You and I know well that both Celestia and Luna are virgins.
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This song reminds me of Luna:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93HC4kv2JzU
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>>37286087
Luna yes but Celestia? Nay and it was already alluded to by mom.
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Moonfags
Hear me tonight
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>>37286087
Hey don't shit on Celestia because she's a widow whose loyal to her husband's memory.
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>>37286929
Ooh, it's music time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xYfV0MCXo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPFwNCIsXBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMbPhYRTX9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f38qG3Aeb-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC8gSiO0wW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c49aDWrzeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttqnz-xnwWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP5z9UzJvOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjCre83iPjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ9pYwCKopE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sfUriCTak8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo_vn_Ilsu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrImMedYRo
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Mildly related: I wanted to thank an anon from a few threads ago who posted pic rel, some question and https://youtu.be/C2e4Idh6HME. downloaded the whole album, went through it multiple times, wouldn't say I'm a fan of live recordings usually but this was surprisingly nice, thx
Guess it's time to listen through stuff above.
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>>37287228
I like these jams moonfriend. Here's a moon song I like https://youtu.be/mbv-LcdLY-Y
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>>37287260
that would be me, i'd recognize that song anywhere. glad you liked it.
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>>37287228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iStBi4Qpajo
I'm sure this has been posted before but it doesn't make it any less great
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>>37281555
Couple listed for sale.
https://www.nkplush.comstore/luna
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>>37287228
A couple things I've found recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7nFBED-dGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtTClbw0qZQ
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>>37287228
https://youtu.be/ED5JTzCwocQ
https://youtu.be/IALV2KE8wJI
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>>37285904
>implying bad
More for me.
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Legitimately surprised none of you have posted this.
Luna would love it (probably):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE
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>>37286944
>>37287034
Celestia cannot be a widow, if she's an unmarried virgin.
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>>37285904
She was in the moon for a thousand god damn years.
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>>37288442
In the moon? Wasn't she ON the moon?
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>>37288442
And why didnt she have suitors before that?
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>>37288556
She went Nightmare Moon in part because, "They have never liked Us. And they never shall." If she's had even a single suitor beforehand, she probably never would have gotten all tall dark and edgy.
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>>37288950
Tl;dr
>>37285904 was right
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>>37285904
What's undesirable about her?
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>>37289412
>doesn't bathe
>stays up all night
>complete bitch during the day
>stalks people in their dreams
>never grew out of her teen angst
>committed multiple acts of domestic terrorism because she couldn't get laid
>mindfucked an entire village because of how edgy she is
>almost ruined the world - twice
>terrorizes children
>at the same time she enjoy stalking children in their dreams
>"the nightmares are good for you lmao, now watch your sister hang herself lol"
etc
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>>37289455
>Luna
>terrorizes children
lolwut, that's nonsense along with the rest of this list.
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>>37289465
I'm sorry anon, but you cant deny the truth forever.
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>>37289543
>implying that's truth
There is literally no truth in your post.
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>>37289548
Bitch
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>>37289455
>"my headcanon is the only right one"
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>>37289543
>>37289455

Luna is canonically more sympathetic to non Twilight foals than Celestia
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>>37289557
Blow it thru your azzz
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>>37289569
Only because Luna is a foal fiddler
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>>37289572
Colt Cuddler, she only humored the idea of giving Pip some 'scary butt fun.' Besides I thought hardcore sunfags liked /ss/?
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>>37289581
It's only ok when Celestia does it.
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Had a dream last night where our worlds got connected. Humanity got forced into labor. Not like slavery but like forcing a neet to get a job. There was a lot of standing around in lines waiting for bureaucracy and paperwork to happen. Woke up after getting sat down in a cubicle by one of them. Unfortunately no nice interactions with any pones or really anything particularly interesting good or bad.
I don't think she's happy with me.
>>37278677
I really have no clue. I'm an extremely dull person and can't hold a conversation to save my life. I barely open up about anything and that would only be worse with Luna because I'd actually be worried about what she'd think of me. I think the best I could do would be talking about her experiences and sharing things about our world with her. So really nothing special from me. I mean I guess if she could plow through all that then it'd probably be fine.
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>>37289455
>>37289543
Kill yourself nigger.
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>>37283248
I want to fuck Celestia so bad
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>>37281231
What's this?
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>>37289455
You had me at doesn't bathe.
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>>37287228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jRnorE5vxg
>Cause the time is right for walking in the moonlight
>>37289455
Why'd you just say Luna is based eleven times?
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>>37289762
I want to smell her horse dust
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>>37289603
> I barely open up about anything and that would only be worse with Luna because I'd actually be worried about what she'd think of me
bruh, she solves her little ponies's deepest, biggest problems that plague their consciousness every night (and in the waking world too). This mare is made of empathy and kindness and coffee. You'll be fine.
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>>37290018
>ponies's
btw what the proper way of writing this part cause I know this is wrong
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>>37290031
Ponies'
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>>37290031
Ponies'. When speaking of the possessive of a plural that ends with an S you add only an apostrophe.
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>>37290018
>>>37289603
>This mare is made of empathy and kindness

She's such a good hoers
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>>37290031
>>37290054
Thanks.
>>37290096
The best.
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>>37289455
>>never grew out of her teen angst
I always thought this part about her was adorable, not undesirable. It was part of the reason I had a crush on her in my edgy youth.
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>>37290308
Yes, her edginess just makes her cuter because she's a cute soft pony.
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>>37290018
And that's why I love Luna. Because subconsciously I know that she's the one even when consciously I'm unsure if I can even have "a one".
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she making the nights glow
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>>37290096
>>37290096

Idk if I extrapolated this personality from the show and few good comics but this is how I imagine her and why I love her.

>Incredibly kind and empathetic
>has a tendency to let her emotions get the best of her, so she tries to remain stoic and guarded
>the minute she drops her guard and gets excited about something she gets fucking excited to the point where it's sorta hard to reign her in
>more adventurous and curious than Celestia
>has a tendency towards being a cute little grump when she gets irritated
>artistically inclined seeing as she makes the night sky
>gets on better with foals than adult ponies
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>>37286929
>>37287228
Songs Luna would listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBA5Wx9T7U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCEJTFVoSeQ
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>>37291845
I remember when having the newest crazy frog ringtone or gif on your flip phone made you the coolest kid in class.
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>>37291872
Remember when you used to be able to text Google a question and it would text back its best guess at the answer? Those were the days. The kids who had free texting were like some sort of gods. Cost all us other mortals US$0.10 per text!
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>>37290031
Ponises
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>>37292003
god I love her
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>>37291872
As a kid I believed flip phones were expensive.
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>>37292014
I thought all cell phones were expensive - neither of my parents had one until about 2003. I didn't get one until I got my driver's license in 2006.
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Get the fuck off of page 10.
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>>37290308
This desu. Give me my adorable edgy moonhoers.
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>>37291845
>crazy frog
>lyrics
kek
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Alright moonfriends,
I need a new incognito phone wallpaper. Pic related is what I have been using for 2 years.
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>>37293237
Why incognito? Why give a fuck? You're silly worrying about things like that (unless you're 12).
Anyway, have two subtle phone wallpapers I managed to find in my collection.
They don't have Luna in them but you wanted subtle and you won't get more subtle pony wallpapers than the ones without ponies in them.
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>>37293237
And the second one.
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>>37291879
I was already an outcast at the time so text messages costing money was never my problem. I remember asking for a phone with bluetooth only so I could share shitty porn and dragonball music videos.

>>37292014
They were. I remember liking a samsung flip phone that also had a swivel screen you could watch TV on. Coolest thing I had ever seen. It was like 500 euros or something.
That was really expensive. It only looks cheap in retrospect because people nowadays are willing to spend 3 times as much for the newest shitphone. That's simply ridiculous.
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>>37293237
Pic rel (upscaled by a kind anon in edits thread) has been my desktop wallpaper for a while now. It's quite easy on the eyes and doesn't cause instant spaghet spillage. (at least I hope it's Luna, the pony is rather tiny here)
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In the 2021 Tokyo Olympics, Princess Luna wins gold in the Cuteness event:
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>>37281231
>moona in yugioh
Us moonchads just cant stop winning.
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Celestia would force you to clean Luna’s lunar ponut everyday if you met her.
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>>37293772
>clean Luna’s lunar ponut everyday

Don't threaten me with a good time!
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>>37293770
Is that fucking SFM?
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>>37289710
>>37293770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvcVd3QmZxg&ab_channel=JumboCommander
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>>37283248
Can't prove it.
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>>37281231
Semi-related. What do you guys imagine Luna's fighting style would be like? How would she incorporate magic and flight into combat?
I'd like to think she'd be an aggressive illusory kind of fighter, striking quickly and using magic/flight to evade. Playing mind tricks/mind games would also be a key strategy for her, intimidating opponents and confusing them. Her enemies would believe they're facing a living nightmare. Just a fun little thought I had.
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>>37294677
I think we've seen it with Nightmare. She'd prefer to never give the enemy a target, hell, she'd rather pick them off without them ever knowing she was there. Forcibly recruiting "allies" or simply sending monsters to barrel into her foe, is another tactic she'll happily use. If all else fails, if illusions aren't enough, and she has to step on personally? Overwhelming magical might. Make her enemy realize they're facing a god. Terrify them into submission, make them feel there's no point in even trying to attack her.

She fights as a sovereign who knows full well how devastating it would be to the nation should she even be injured.
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>>37278323
Lulu R b the CUTE~~~
Much of the love...
Fun,,,
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>>37295435
I wholeheartedly agree with the statement.
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Luna goes into the last dream you had. What does she see?
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>>37296715
me getting berated by my boss and loosing my job
I haven't had a good dream in a while
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>>37296715
Nightmare moon attacking me, it wasn’t a pleasant dream.
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My friends trying and failing at a bar crawl due to shifting parking spaces.

>>37297082

That sucks, I wonder how she'd deal with that especially if it's a friend.
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>>37296715
Eating stale cotton candy Celestia gave me.
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>>37297091
>That sucks, I wonder how she'd deal with that especially if it's a friend

>Luna: You turned him against me?!
>Celestia: You have done that yourself.
>Luna: You will not take him from me!
>Celestia: Your angst and lust for power have already done that dear sister. You have allowed this Nightmare Moon to twist your mind and now you've become the very thing you feared.
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>>37297139
>"Nightmare Moon can you hear me"
>"Yes master."
>"Where is anon? Is he safe? Is he alright?"
>"It seems in your anger... you killed him."
>"I-I couldn't have... he was alive I felt it!"
>*growling and panting*
>"NOOOOOOO"
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>>37297835
looks like a good harvest
i think the people of the american midwest and other primarily agricultural locations would love to throw harvest moon festivals in her honor
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THE MOON SHALL RISE AGAIN
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She can see you...
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>>37297999
my pony queeennnnn
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>>37297999
No mustache
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>>37297999
>999

Reverse Satan trips require Nicemare Moon:

I reckon she would be the sort of pone who would be very 'Ara~ Ara~'...!
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>>37297999
super-cute, she looks like a coy Femto
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>>37298452
this is so OOC it annoys me
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>>37297885
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>>37298493

If Nicemare Moon said 'Ara~ Ara~...!' to me then gave me a smooch, I'd say 'OOC'!
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>>37297999
Can I hug her? Can I smooch her? Can I cherish this precious mare?
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>>37298493
>Not wanting her love and affection
Big Gay Alert
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>>37298580
I prefer her being aggressive. That's my problem.
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>>37298615
>I prefer her being aggressive

Too bad! She's going to shower you with love and affection and you're going to like it!..... tsundere is also acceptable.
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>>37298678
boring
what's the point of loving nightmare moon if she isn't gonna be aggresive? if I wanted a cute little mare, I would like her better as luna or praise the sun
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>>37298694
Split the difference, she's aggressively loving and doesn't ask for consent, officially making you her cuddle slave. Happy now?
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>>37298743
No, she is aggressive for me, in my headcanon. You can have pussy NMM all for yourself, thanks.
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If Celestianism is catholic, would Lunism be Eastern Orthodox or Gnostic?
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>>37298776
All of this.
It's no different to the people who say they like Daybreaker but then want her to act exactly like Celestia.
I prefer Luna but I also like Nightmare Moon and as such I don't want her to just be a reskinned Luna.
Though what exactly do you mean by aggressive?
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>>37299101
>I don't want her to just be a reskinned Luna

I'm mostly shitposting with the lovey dovey stuff. I'm pretty sure most of the sweet Daybreaker/NMM content is about how they're still super sweet to you despite being bloodthirsty tyrants to everypony else. Honestly I prefer Black snooty as the Yandere/Tsundere to Luna's Deredere/kuudere, who does secretly want pets because in the end she's still a poner and you have hands. Even going by what we saw in the Cutie Re-mark she seems more like the kinda mare who would make you worship her rather than getting hooves on. Sidenote I legit don't understand people who want to be actually abused and tortured.
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>>37299101
fem dom for the most part, and a bit demanding on when she wants shit done and sex.
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>>37299128
Femdom is nice but it needs aftercare, and it seems you'd do most of the work servicing her rather than whips and stuff. Daybreaker would tear her concubines to shreds though..
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>>37299137
She can still be herself after she is out of the public eye. But yeah, what did you expect from a tyrant crazed with power? It is not a fetish for everyone, I do admit.
But forced impreg is my top fetish
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>>37299224
Forcing you or forcing her?
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>>37299254
Of course she forces me to BREED.
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>>37299286
>forces me to BREED.
in your dreams
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>>37299297
Well that pun went better for me than expected
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>>37299286
In that case she better be a good mom to our little minions, or else goddess or not I'mma smack a bitch if she abuses her own kids.
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>>37299324
well tyrants treat their kids well too much, they usually spoil them rotten.
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>>37298776
Naw, naw. I want a Nightmare who will be the monster she is to everyone else, and I'm the one she is willing to truly trust. That I'm the one she's allowing to see her any anything other than an unstoppable tyrant.
Of course, there's also the danger of saying the wrong thing, and setting her off.
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>>37299655
Naw, naw, Daybreaker is the only monster out of the two. Nightmare Moon at least actually cares.
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>>37299699
In the version where she wins, she doesn't care. I know we praise the moon and THE MOON SHALL RISE AGAIN, but don't lie to yourself.
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>>37299713
You're lying to yourself and clearly don't know her, if you think she doesn't care. She cares. She cares so, so much more than Celestia would.
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>>37299718
Not in the canon. Also everybody in this thread including me, disregards it.
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>>37299723
Not in YOUR canon.
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>>37299724
Ok anon, whatever makes your moonlight more bright.
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>>37299127
Oh shit I actually CAN post, time for autism. Nightmare IS still Luna. A Luna who never failed. A Luna who never had to confront how much of a monster she can be. A Luna who, if she feels an ounce of guilt for the ones she's hurting, isn't going to show it PUBLICLY. But...deep down, ssomewhere under the armor, she's still widdle Woona. She still wants to be loved and cherished. She still wants to discover fun, to connect with someone. She can be as lovey dovey as she wants with you...as long as it never leaves the room. As long as the rest of the kingdom never sees her be weak. After all, they never liked her being nice before, why would they now?
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>>37299723
Dafuq are you talking about in the canon? Of course she cares in canon. She demonstrated in the Nightmare timeline she could've just straight up murdered the mane 6 in the pilot. But she didn't. She cared about their lives as her subjects enough to mess with them, make them try to give up, but never once tried murder, like she did with Cellybeans.
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>>37299755
Yeah...no. She might have spared ponies, but in the end she is going to nuke the entire planet because she isn't allowing vegetables and plants to collect sun to regrow. All the place is a wasteland, apart from the sanctuary that is surrounding her castle. Is like you people forgot how the episode went by now.
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Luna's ass.
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>>37299791
good
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>>37299713
>>37299713

She does care enough to have a functioning if gloomy country which allows tours of the castle. The reason she treats Spike badly is because she's implied to hate dragons. At worst she's a dictator like Tito, or Assad not a monster like Polpot.

>>37299737
I want to comfort that NMM

>ywn meet and befriend/ fall in love with her before she went Nightmare
>ywn break out of her rage induced madness by passively refusing to flee from her and gently approaching her
>ywn hug and console her over the hurt she feels when the populace especially foals react to her with terror
>ywn subtly get her to soften her iron hoof both for pragmatic and moral reasons
>ywn hold her as she breaks down sobbing in self hatred because she thinks she's a monster
>ywn slowly turn opinion around on her after she begins mixing more benevolent actions with her power grabs and crackdowns
>ywn pull dumb self effacing bullshit just to get her to smile and laugh

Cause in the end you're describing a sad luna and as a lunafag I feel an inherent need to comfort her.
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>>37299764
>All the place is a wasteland, apart from the sanctuary that is surrounding her castle.
Well that's just not correct. I don't have tien to go hunting for a better Screencap, but you can see right here that the world is still fine, there's still plenty of forests. The world is perfectly fine without the sun.
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>>37299791
Impressive. Very nice.
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>>37299812
eh no that was just writers pulling the 2magic table" plot to return twolot to the actual timeline, but ok anon.
Otherwise why would moonbutt not simply stilll be loved? all she wanted was to be loved, and if she doesn't hurt anybody except her tedious sister (which is a cunt, even if she was "le right" because Nobody cared about Luna due to her only living at night) then it is total bullshit, and that "timeline" sucks.
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Isn't that what Nightmare is? A Luna so sad and miserable that she's willing to kill her own sister, for the chance of happiness?
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>>37299825
>Isn't that what Nightmare is? A Luna so sad and miserable that she's willing to kill her own sister, for the chance of happiness?

It's what she should be but a lot of fanon makes her into a laughably edgy and sadistic split personality with entirely different desires than Luna.

>fall to darkness to protect sister, decides to kill sister
>fall to darkness to protect anon, decides to torture him the minute he wins
>fall to darkness over mistreatment of commoners by the nobility and democratic ideals, makes an even more tyrannical state without even the pretense of republican ideals
>falls to the darkness because she can't get a donut, decides she hates donuts and wants them banned from Equestria and kills all donut makers
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>>37299838
That's because in her dream nightmarish episode, her fear makes her look like she is very afraid of what she can do, like she can't actually contain her evilness inside.
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>>37299844
Nah that shit happened pre Tantabus because people loved TWIZTED SUPER SAIYAN DARK SIED oc bullshit. Besides she's not worried about being taken over, she's worried about doing things she realized she's capable of. As an adult you'd have to be a moron to think the episode suggests Nightmare Moon is still inside her as a separate entity.
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>>37299865
Then why her butt mark is basically nightmares, and when she turns into NMM it turns the opposite, as if signaling that she is two face like the batman villain? doesn't make sense, if what you say is true.
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>>37299873
The difference is that Two face has a split personality, because she's not Two face she's Darth Vader. At best NMM is Luna's shoulder devil, who tells her to eat her sister's cake and fuck her crush into the ground without consent. She still wants what Luna wants.
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>>37299883
Well then why isn't she luna always? this show is dumb sometimes. Real people don't have an "evil alter ego" unless the writers meant that NMM is just schizo luna or some shit, that's stupid. anyway, for me she is demanding, fem dom and wants shit done. I don't care about the rest.
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>>37299825
She wasn't willing to kill her sister. Luna was.
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>>37299894
Why doesn't Darth Vader call himself Anakin? Luna is the name of Celestia's sister whose in the shadow and she wants to not be that anymore. Course seeing as you're a presumably an ESL fetishfag I doubt this matters much to you.
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>>37299909
Yeah yeah, muh ESL meme to dismiss everybody.
I still write better than even your so praised "english as native language". Suck my nuts, faggot.
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>>37299918
Not saying my grammar is that great, but your phrasing is awkward and strange for example 'So praised'. Which suggests either that you aren't a native English speaker or you're very autistic and have a bunch of peculiar aphorisms.
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>>37299791

Princess Tiny Heiney
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>>37299934
Her tiny butt excites me so.
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>>37299932
I don't spellcheck and else. It is a indian website for dumb shitposts and sometimes show and hobby talking, why would I care. I am not posting engrish, since you can understand me most of the time.
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>>37299942
>It is instead of it's
>Sometimes show and hobby talking

There it is again, object before verb structure. Anyways anon, do you watch the show subbed or dubbed? Or did you make an effort to watch it unsubbed in the original Canuck?
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>>37299942
But people are not understanding you completely, so that other anon is right to call you out on your ESLism.
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>>37299958
I was here watching it live with you all. It is a kids show, not a highly techincal show.
>>37299967
My main problem is that I prefer britanic english, but 4chan confused me and I am a hybrid of both european britanic and american english, so people go like "wtf" all the time from both spectrums. But some british people do enjoy to talk to me, because I approach them better.
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>>37299969
>European Britanic
>Do enjoy talk to me

That's not how British people talk.
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>>37299969
What would you consider a highly technical show?
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>>37299978
He's probably an Indian, that's how they tend to talk.
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>>37299984
Latino, you bitches. you always make me spill the damn soup. Are you happy now?
>>37299982
Obviously something about jobs, school, teaching about specialized topics.
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>>37299934
Please stop. She's already insecure about her Virgo enough, let alone also having to worry about the fullness of her moon. What next, making fun of her pulsars for being too quick? Maybe her black hole for being too big? Or maybe her binary star system for being black dwarfs instead of red supergiants?
You people are just so cruel cometimes.
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>>37299984
Makes sense, I actually wonder if the Hindi dub is any good or if sucks like the Russian dub. I actually imagine a lot of people outside the core popularity zones got introduced via the porn, especially if their home dub sucks ass.
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>>37299990
>Latino
From Latin America or Burgerstan?
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>>37300002
I'm gonna guess Chile.
Those Chileans are always up to no good on the internet.
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>>37300002
The real deal.
Also no don't ask me about my dub. I understand english enough to avoid it, and don't want people hearing "hello pinikie pie" in spanish. It is cringe.
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>>37300009
>Bueno Noches para eternidad! JAJAJAJAJA
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>>37300024
good job posting spangrish.
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>>37300024
>Nightmare Moon but the only reason she cares about being banished is because that's 1000 years of baby making she missed out on
>Celestia banished her when she started wanting to have kids because Celestia didn't want to have to deal with them
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>>37300024
>[mariachi bass intensifies]
BOM BOM BOM BOM
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>>37300172
Ay, ay, ay, ay,
Canta y no llores
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>>37299894
>Real people don't have an "evil alter ego" unless the writers meant that NMM is just schizo luna or some shit,

I dunno about that. A lot of edgy teenagers make evil edgy OC donut steel alter egos. Luna just has the ability to turn into hers.
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>>37300152
What man here wouldn't help luna catch up on a 1000 years of baby making
The best moon is more moon
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>>37301153
No shit that'd be the best Nightmare Night/halloween costume ever.
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>You truly sicken me anonymous. If I had any words for one such as you they could never reach the emotional stress I feel now. I couldn't believe it with my own eyes, part of me did not want to believe it. Your dreams entailed the act of booping me. How could you?
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>>37302141
THE MOON SHALL RISE AGAIN
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>>37298485
>A coy Femto
That's an interesting idea
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>>37303584
s-shut up
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>>37303584
You have sleep powers just throw some lunar juice on me from your pussy and I'll be sleeping like a newborn baby.
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>>37297999
>my de-moustachified edit is still circulating around
shit, that's a feel right there
glad as fuck, too, because I lost it in a HDD crash
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>>37305315
Ask her about her Danny Phantom deviantart
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>>37278528
Unlike sunfriends we are always clean, showering under moonlight does wonder for your hygiene. Allthough i do envy sunfriends vitiman D intake
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>>37278528
You only need to shower yourself once a week.
>>37278792
Showering more than once a week is the same thing as being obsessed with hygiene. Please, do not do that, unless you're living somewhere hot.
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>>37305349
Anon, i shower daily. Showering once a week is insane.
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>>37305353
Showering daily is way too often. You should not waste your time on this.
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>>37305360
>Showering daily is way too often.
Why? i smell nice and i can think about importent thingsHow soft lunas winter coat is.
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>>37305362
Because you are wasting your precious time, which you should be spending on anything else.
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>>37305367
No, you are stinky and wrong.
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>>37305367
Luna is a compassionate and accepting P0ner princess but she still wants you to take care of yourself.
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>>37305349
Anon. Please. I beg you to reconsider. Think of the people around you.
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>>37305421
Why would I ever reconsider, if I am right? If anything, it is you, >>37305402 and >>37305421 who must reconsider. There is truly no need to shower more than once a week.
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>>37305487
I'm gonna ask this, are you secretly a sunfag trying to make us look bad? Cause if not I'm gonna tell you something that might hurt but you're gonna need to here. Your social and professional life are gonna be doing a lot better if you shower more than once a week.
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>>37305491
>muh social life
I don't care about bitches and whores. It is none of their business. I only care about mares and other ponies, Luna and Celestia in particular, especially the former.
>muh professional life
Does not change what I said before. Besides, you will save so much time if you stop wasting your life away constantly showering. It is better to spend 1 hour showering once at the end the week/at the beginning of next week rather than wasting the entirety of next week showering and not doing anything else. Not only that, but you are wasting your money as well. By showering once a week, your shampoo, shower gel and shaving cream will last significantly longer. If you are showering daily, you won't even last a single month without having to buy extra bottles. And all for what? Something that's in the end may very well be not really significant?
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>>37305517
This is bait this is bait this is bait this is bait
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>>37305523
It is not bait, it is the truth.
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>>37305517
Showering feels good how could hate it?
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>>37305527
What a lame non-argument. Don't you have any better arguments? Or your only argument is literally "it's fun"?
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>>37305517
>It is better to spend 1 hour showering once at the end the week/at the beginning of next week rather than wasting the entirety of next week showering and not doing anything else
Nigga, 5 minutes in the shower each morning. That's all anyone expects from you.
>Not only that, but you are wasting your money as well.
7 x 5 = 35 minutes. Far less time than an "hour" at the end of the week, so you'll save on hot water.
>By showering once a week, your shampoo, shower gel and shaving cream will last significantly longer.
How much fucking shampoo and shower gel are you using? You don't need a lot, man. I shower every day and I can make a bottle last about 2 months, you only need a little blob.
>And all for what? Something that's in the end may very well be not really significant?
Personal dignity, you literal animal. Luna would be ashamed of you.
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>>37305491
Not him but I'm starting to think that it wouldn't matter at this point. I have no social life and it doesn't matter in my professional life. Nothing would change.
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>>37305533
>muh dignity and all that bullshit
Jesus fucking Christ, just how insecure you are? 5 minutes? Don't make me laugh! You and I know that this is nothing but lies. You are wasting away way more than that.
>Luna would be ashamed of you
No, she will be proud of me and ashamed of your unhealthy obsession.
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>>37305539
Bro...
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>>37305564
Don't "Bro..." me, bro.
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>>37305533
>How much fucking shampoo and shower gel are you using?

Assuming an active lifestyle and weekly showers he might actually need it.
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>>37305576
Actually no, even with so-called """active lifestyle""" of yours you will only need that much if you are wasting your life away constantly showering, which is what you guys are doing.
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>>37305583
Let's see

>Go to work
>Go to gym around five times a week
>Live in a hot climate so walking to the grocery store will work up a sweat

Unless you live in Alaska or SIberia going to bed hot and sweaty feels nasty.
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>>37305586
>Live in a hot climate
You should've said that from the start, because it makes sense why you'd be showering constantly then.
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>>37305587
I mean unless you live in the arctic circle, the southern hemisphere or the northwest you're gonna need to shower a decent amount around now.
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>>37305588
You can live somewhere around North Europe/Eastern Europe and not deal with that crap as often as you have to. And even then, you don't really need to deal with it anyway when you can be a chad and not care about it.
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>>37305589
>Chad
>Doesn't bathe

Anon, are you a medieval peasant?
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>>37305595
Chad does not give a fuck about what others think and neither should you. With that being said, don't forget to shower once a week.
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>>37305370
Moon is best mom
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>>37305598
Chad doesn't care because he strives to be the best he can be by his own will
Being a sickly dirty gremlin is the opposite of being a chad
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>>37305634
That's why you won't ever be a chad. You should stop giving a flying fuck about what others think. They only matter when they have something you need. Otherwise, they all should get lost.
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>>37305539
>Don't make me laugh!
Oh, it's you.
If you somehow ever did make it to Equestria, how would you react if Luna berated you for your poor hygiene? Would you swallow your pride and change, or would you simply move to another region of Equus where the locals didn't care about how awful you smelled?
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>>37305808
>implying Luna would ever berate me
You know for a fact that she won't berate me, if anything, she'd be praising me-
>Equus
Oh, it's you. Fuck off and die, homo. It's Earth, always was and always will be.
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I know that right now there's not much to talk about, but can we please not fall for the same bait again?
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>>37305823
People are bored, they don't have much to do besides biting bait
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>>37305823
Naaw, this guy is absolutely right. Don't give that guy any (You)s. With that said,
how often do you think Moona showers/bathes? I'd say easily once a day, probably the first thing she does after she gets up. Aside from wanting to look and smell her best, she'd understand the value of taking some time for quiet contemplation, away from all the distractions of normal life.
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>>37305965
Only once a week, duh.
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>>37305823
I'm sorry bruh. When I realized who it was, I couldn't help but trigger the boy by typing "Equus". But I'll stop now because you asked nicely.
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>>37305992
How about you watch the show before visiting the board?
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>>37305996
I do, and I'll continue to post here because I can, faggot.
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>>37306008
If you have actually bothered to watch the show you would not have been spouting nonsense like "Equus" and the like. You would have known that it's Earth.
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>>37306012
Prance
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>>37306015
France, Prance doesn't exist neither.
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>>37306018
Prance is in Equus, though.
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>>37306023
More like France is on (Pony)Earth. There is no such thing as France or Equus.
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>>37306024
That's right, dance for me, monkey.
Not even the guy you've been replying to, just wanted to see if you're that desperate to feel right.
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>>37306030
More like you are this desperate to continue being wrong as usual.
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>>37305539
>>37305965
Princess Luna has never bathed.

As an immortal demigoddess, and in contrast to her sister, she believes that her divine form is the purest essence of ponydom. As such, she believes that anything born of that essence is itself divine, and to wash it off, intentionally or otherwise, is a form of sacrilege. She does not even know how to swim, as to lunge into water would by extension cleanse her body of its most holy by-products, therefore she never allowed herself to be taught.

It has been a thousand years since Luna last set hoof on the soil of Equestria, and in that time the world has forgotten her legendary scent. In ages past, to stand downwind from Luna was to invite ill tidings upon your house, and myth tells of an audience of ten thousand ponies, carefully oriented with the wind at their backs as Luna delivered a speech, were all at once beset when the wind shifted and blasted every stallion, mare, and foal with the wafting fragrance of a mare who once killed seventeen ponies who had tried to restrain and bathe her at Celestia's orders.

Her musk is such that the eyes water upon the mere sight of the Princess. Small birds have been known to drop from the sky, and village dogs flee in short order the very moment they detect the incoming presence of the lunar regent. To stand in the presence of Luna is the ultimate test of loyalty to Equestria. No small number of stalwart, sure-hearted defenders of the realm have turned their coats upon being forced into a confined space with the Princess, and many are driven to suicidal madness after but a single sniff.

The scent is indescribable. Sweat, grime, oil and food grease stick to her coat like honey to flesh. Her mouth is a petri-dish of the foulest bacteria, and her extremities are awash in past excretions left to fester. Froth, sweated forth on the hottest days, was left to soak into her coat, and a carapace of dead skin and shed hair has hardened to such an extent that one must peel it back with the edge of a knife to see the original hide beneath. Her genitals are mercifully hidden beneath her tail, which is kept lowered at all times thanks to Luna's views on how a mare should carry herself. Should the tail ever raise, or, Celestia forbid, be swept aside by the wind, then the world would behold a horror like no other.
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>>37306042
Generations of vaginal evacuations, urine, and fecal matter stain the royal posterior. Whether such passings were easy or strained, wet or dry, they have left crumbs - remnants of their existence that Luna wears with pride. Once, there was a suitor. A stallion noble cursed, or perhaps blessed, with no sense of smell. He alone was bold enough to court her Highness against the wishes of his confidants. He alone charmed her, and she found him agreeable to her standards. But even a stallion protected against the insidious first line of defence of Luna's eternal virginity could not overcome the rotting abomination between her thighs. It is said that he stared into the abyss for ten seconds before with a shriek he cast himself from the highest tower in Canterlot, begging for deliverance before he was finally granted the ambrosia of death by the carved stonework below.

Should you catch Luna's eye, run. Hide yourself from the world and pray that she does not attempt to court you herself. She is the picture of regal authority and poise, and death follows her on the wind. But she shall never change. She shall never suffer the indignity of wasting her life away doing something as trivial as 'bathing'. Her Highness knows no insecurities, and to those that would dare imply that she wash she can only bark "Don't make me laugh."

Yes, I did gag several times writing that. Yes, I do regret it immensely. No, it probably wasn't necessary.
Stay your replies, /moon/. Only God may judge me for the horror I have inflicted on this fair thread.
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>>37306044
ayy lmao, do you get off to this?
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>>37306042
>Princess Luna has never bathed.
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I feel incredibly ill now.
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>>37306057
Did you happen to the vaccine? Maybe it finally has started doing its job?
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>>37306061
You're home, my man. Would you like to drink Luna's coffee? She made it for you, her friend.
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>>37306063
>it's sleepy time
>Luna tells you to stay up with her for hours
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>>37306066
It's nothing lewd, she probably wants you to go on a night walk with her.
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>>37306067
>Come on Anonymous, it's only a small night walk
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>>37306069
Yeah, that's all it is. A small comfy night walk and then cozy cuddles right after.
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>>37306102
>pic
So hot... Would absolutely suck on that clit and her big horse tiddy
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>>37306102
based madman
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>>37306102
>the blushing
>the marecum
>the dark blue perfect mare pussy and ponut

God I wish I wasnt waging so I could nut right now
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>>37306122
>spoiler
holy shit you really are a madman
don't get fired
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>>37306125
Home office brah.
Everything is fine as long as I get the hours together.
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>>37306044
That's it, I'm taking a pressure washer to her, whether she likes it or not.
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>>37306137
You and me both, brother. We're going to give her the brushie-brushies of her life. Let's drag her to the beach and show her the glory of her nights all the while she's being thoroughly cleaned
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>>37306042
>>37306044
I'm not even being ironic when I say that this entire description, even down to the most obscene, vile imagery somehow gave me an urge to take an early break at work, find a well hidden place and fap away.
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>>37305965
that messes with my eyes
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>>37306102
Literal perfection
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>>37306042
>>37306044
I know this is bait but it's still disgusting, you're sick.
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>>37306044
This is the single worst thing ive ever read in my entire life. You are going straight to hell anon. Straight to hell.
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Can /moon/ give me their prettiest Luna pics with her wearing clothes? I'm trying to find the best pic to use for something.
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>>37306824
>wearing clothes
l-lewd
While not 100% show accurate, imo she looks quite elegant in pic rel. The gradient really seals the deal.
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>>37306824
If socks count as clothing for your needs, then something more show accurate that caught my eye would be pic rel. Again, the greenish-blue stripes suit her color palette well.
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>>37306866
She looks angry here.
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>>37306888
Maybe (you) were late for a date with her. Also checked.
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>>37306824
I ended up going with pic related for a bit more regal look. Though all the other pics are super cute too.
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>>37306734
Danke schön
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>>37306734
Even worse than that one AnonxFlurry necrogreen? Even worse than that one green where Anon bathed in Tia's blood?
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>>37306907
I would never dream of such a notion.
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>>37306888
She's not angry, she's blushing.
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>>37306044
Pretty hot not gonna lie
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>>37306914
This is some pretty fucking art but im also a bit unsettled by her eyes. Not to say that they are creepy, they are very pretty. How ever the thought of her looking at something else then snapping her attention to you unsettles me greatly.

>>37306927
Yes and yes.
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>>37306824
I really like this one
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>>37305315
Never bothered with that. What is she like in it?
Either way I'd just hug her and go back to sleep until the morning.
>>37306042
>>37306044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw
Fuck, now I'm thinking of this but Celestia interrupting Luna while she's dreamwalking.
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>>37307957
Luna after I tell her that her cooking isn’t good.
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>>37307985
>"Thou art fond of our moon pie aren't thee?"
>"I've seen it. Thou art fond of our moon pie!"
>"Say it! Say it!"
>"Curse thee!"
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>>37307132
I bet Luna would be a fantastic wife
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>>37308505
Would you like to elaborate why?
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>>37309036
It’s pretty obvious I think
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>>37306824
This one is great
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>>37306824
i know its a comic cover, but she looks absolutely lovely here. i wish there was more art of her like this.
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damn it feels good to be a moonfag, jannies just don't come here at all do they?
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>>37310096
How does a mere mortal make two demi-godesses cum?
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>>37310457
You can. But they'll just pretend they didn't to take you in, so you can keep trying.
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>>37310469
Silly ponies. I'd keep going after they'd had theirs. Never know when you'd get another opportunity like that, so might as well make the most of it.
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>>37306042
>>37306044
This shit is unironically hot to me, I have written quite a lot in a similar vein but I would never dare let it see the light of day.
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Why is she so perfect anons.
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>>37310547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko2cTF_ol1U
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Assuming NMM is not an entirely separate entity from Luna where would you draw the line at forgiving Luna post purification?

>Banishing her sister
>Throwing the elements and all who oppose her into prison or stasis
>Ruling Equestria with a PG iron hoof (No one dies but no one is actually very happy)
>soldier casualties
>mass soldier casualties
>killing Celestia
>executing dissidents
>executing minor dissidents
>abusing you
>abusing your kid
>setting up a system where ponies can be executed for the slightest infraction
>non pg oppression of civillians
>common use of torture
>enslaving the populace
>torture for fun
>torturing foals
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>>37311483
>Abusing your kid
>everything beyond that

Right there, I can't stand child abusers. I'd imagine I'd hate em even more if I was a dad. I can put up with a lot of shit but that's the point where Luna or not I'd yeet a fucker into orbit.
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>>37311483
Killing your own men and subjects of any age because thats how you create rebellions and more problems. You take the smart tyrant route of ruling not Emperor Palpatines How to Lose an Empire in 10 easy steps.
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>>37311549
Based Machiavelli poster.
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>>37310769
I wish I was able to put it into words.
>>37311483
>abuse below mass murders and executions
What exactly do you mean by "not an entirely separate entity"? Do you mean that NMM is more just a manifestation of a certain psychological state Luna is in at the time (akin to mold on bread)? If so then probably same as >>37311509. If she's more like what seems to be the case in canon then probably torturing kids if anything. Though some of these things are outright pure hypotheticals that she'd never realistically do, no matter her state.
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>>37311618
>If she more like what seems to be the case in canon then probably torturing kids.

Elaborate?
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>>37311483
>banishing her sister
If she has to do that, then she already severely fucked up somewhere. I'm fine with imprisoning Celestia, but nothing beyond that.
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>>37311649
What if she turned Celestia back into a filly for lolz?
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>>37311657
That would be pretty lulzy and quite original.
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>>37311660
I read this post with Maud voice
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>>37311639
If Nightmare Moon is more of an alternate version of her then it becomes more difficult to place immediate blame onto her.
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>>37311688
>Alternative version of her

So, like Jekyll and Hyde, or a possessing entity?

>>37311657
I'd embarrass and forcibly snuggle the shit out of Cewestia with Nightmare while condescendingly babytalking about how cute she is.
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>>37311483
Luna is not my waifu, but
>mass soldier casualties
I feel like if she really had control left and was willing to sacrifice her own soldiers en masse for what's basically a personal problem with Celestia, she wouldn't be like the Luna I imagine her to be, so I'd draw the line there.
Other than that I would really say it depends on how much control she still has, but I would really make the biggest cut somewhere between soldier casualties and mass soldier casualties.
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>>37311745
>willing to sacrifice her own soldiers en masse
That's what a war is, though purposefully sending them on a suicide mission is another thing.

>How much control she has
Unless Luna is still in there screaming inside her, or she's actually delusional and out of touch with reality then I'd say she's in enough control to be held accountable.
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>>37311753
>That's what a war is
Even going for a war is too much.
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>>37311799
If she actually is delusional and thinks she'd be a better ruler than Celestia, or if Celestia sends troops after her then it's understandable, unpleasant but understandable.
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>>37311483
>>Banishing her sister
that's the line
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>>37311483
Oh no, not you again.
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Luna showed up at your house looking like this, she can't talk but is clearly intelligent and can understand you. What do?
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>>37312413
>Luna showed up at your house
Why the fuck would she show up at my house? She doesn't know where I live, she doesn't even know that I exist.
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>>37312413
A horse-sized/shaped alicorn showing up at an apartment in the middle of a city is going to cause a lot of questions. I'd probably tell her to try hiding out somewhere a bit more rural.
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Can she still use magic? If so then I guess I'd just have to hide her in a spare room to keep her safe from the glowies and teach her to read and write English. Can she still dreamwalk? If so then would she be able to communicate with me in my dreams? That would probably help things out quite a bit as we wouldn't have to wait who knows how long.
Perhaps most importantly of all: What's she here for and what are her plans?
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>>37312413
get her a bowl of rice and put on some tunes
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she emitting snow sounds
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>>37312413
Reach back into my Pleistocene roots, tear off all my clothes, and fuck her horse pussy raw until I’m absolutely sure shes pregnant.
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>>37313113
"Heh heh heyyyy... now yore speakin' my language 'ere! I knew yoo wuzn't gay!"
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>>37313163
Hi Reggie. Dunno if you were here when ponepaste blew up so I want to ask if you have backup copies of LE just in case something like this happens again? Oh and change your password cause they got leaked, together with emails etc.
P.S. On a 1-10 scale how confident do you feel now that you can finish LE how you originally planned it (length, complexity)? Assuming it's not already cancelled and I just missed the memo.
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>>37313223
Hey buddy. I was around when the ponepaste news broke. I actually reached out to PPA and he was kind enough to send me copies of everything I had on there (my story archive that's available now is outdated), which I backed up to my old pastebin. Not that anyone can read them, as all but four pastes were automatically made private by pastebin. Did you know that "bingo" is a word that triggers pastebin's filters? I have the email to prove it. Speaking of email, the account I linked to ponepaste is only used for pony-related correspondence, and that's using different passwords as well. Thanks for looking out though.
How confident do I feel? 10. I was thinking about this the other day- I've already put so much time and effort into building this world and lore (not to mention I have new art ready/in the works for the story) that I simply can't abandon it. It may not be on the same tier as "Prince Anon and Young Celestia" but goddamn it, I'm going to see this long-ass story through. No matter how long it takes me. I owe it to you guys, to myself, and to the characters. It's important to me that their stories are told; especially Nebula's.
I know you guys haven't seen a lot from me in here, but I've been doing a ton of work behind the scenes on L.E. I've got around 20 hours of work into this next update. Part of the reason it's taken me so long is because some of the scenes that are coming up will tie into events in Act II and III, so I've been hyper-focused on the cause/effect aspects of what I'm working on. Another major factor that's delayed my progress has been work. I was offered a much better job closer to home, so I jumped on it. I'm finally settled in there and actually have more time to write now, but it doesn't help that I'm also posting one shots in /bootleg/ and shitposting short greens in another thread.
TL;DR: L.E. is still very much in the works. Your interest in the story means a lot to me.
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>>37312413
Hug.
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dont die moon
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>>37314141
>Anon dies in his sleep.
>Wakes up to see Luna waiting for him, wearing a permanent cringe.
"Lulu? What's going on?"
>"I didn't think it would happen so soon, but you've been summoned."
"By whom?"
>"By..."
>Celestia poofs into existence beside Luna, staggering slightly before correcting herself.
>"What in the--" she balks. "Oh no."
>She spins in place, looking around at the misty grey landscape.
>"Luna? We weren't set to visit until next year!"
>"It seems she's caught wind of my, ah, new relationship."
>Celestia glances at you and winces.
>"Yes... I suppose she would want to see him, wouldn't she."
"What's happening? Who wants to see me?"
>"Anonymous," Luna puts on her best fake-sweet smile, "if you would come with me, it's time for you to meet our... parents."
>Lady Death is Luna's mother, and Father Time her father.

>They write letters to their wayward children constantly, but when they get lonely they have a habit of killing them in their sleep and bringing them to the Grey After for tea and crumpets before sending their souls back into their bodies.
>They're absolutely besotted with you.
>Father Time keeps calling you "slugger".
>Lady Death keeps pinching your cheek and gushing about how much her "Loony" has grown and how she "finally found someone".
>Celestia has to endure a barrage of questions about why she hasn't settled down with a "nice stallion like Luna has" yet.
>She grits her teeth and insists she's focusing on her career.

Wow, I'm actually weirdly into this idea.
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>>37313435
>Did you know that "bingo" is a word that triggers pastebin's filters?
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>>37313435
Was just thinking about not having seen anything from L.E. for awhile. good to know its still churning. been a while since embracing the night had an update too. i wish moonbutt man was still here, seems like he vanished.
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>>37313435
Good to know that you're unaffected with the ponepaste crisis (btw it's on it's way to be put online again so that's good news for every green-interested horsefucker).
>How confident do I feel? 10.
You have no idea how happy this makes me.
> it's taken me so long
Goddamit I tried to ask about LE in such a way to not make you feel guilty or feel like I'm rushing you.
>Your interest in the story means a lot to me.
I am, interested and I will remain interested. I've told you this before. I'm in this fandom for the long run and I'm hooked on your story because the way you wrote Luna is really close to what I imagine her as.
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>>37314283
>i wish moonbutt man was still here, seems like he vanished
I miss him too. Hopefully he returns one day and finishes his story.
>>37314394
>Goddamit I tried to ask about LE in such a way to not make you feel guilty or feel like I'm rushing you.
Don't worry bro, you didn't make me feel that way. I've been feeling bad about not getting this next installment done for weeks. I've actually considered spending a weekend alone in one of the mountain resorts up here just to get away from everyone and finish the job whilst surrounded by beautiful views. Not a realistic idea considering my obligations at home, but a man can dream.
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>>37312413
Im gonna take her to the old town road
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>>37308125
is that a Lighthouse reference?
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kek, feel free to go on.
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>>37315021
yea
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>>37315591

Are you showing us your hoofsies, Luna?! What a lewd mare you are!
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>>37314832
I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room I'm gonna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide till I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room I'm gonna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide till I can't no more
I got the horses in my bed, one's giving up head, turn that mare around and fuck her ass in-stead
I dont got a horse cock
Still gon' get that horse knocked (up)
Poni pussy day and night you know its what this nigga like
retard niggas keep on seeeeeething
(retarded niggas keep seeething)
retard niggas keep on seeeeeething
(retarded niggas keep seeething)
pounding in the ponut
deeper than the bedrock
She's the only one I'll have and you can go and ask her
rubbing on them hoovsies
petting the cute snootie
arms around the poni
cock now in her pussy
retard niggas keep on seeeeeething
(retarded niggas keep seeething)
retard niggas keep on seeeeeething
(retarded niggas keep seeething)
yeeeaaaahhh I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room I'm gonna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide till I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room I'm gonna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide till I can't no more
Horse ass
goin fast
living like a guru
spending all my time with my new waifu
you know she all about me and I'm all about the poni
flexin on the niggas who got no loving
got no worries I'm through all that
waifu in the bed laying on my arm is her head
wish I could go on back to that hotel room
I wanna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiide till I cant to more
yeeeaaaahhh I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room I'm gonna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide till I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room I'm gonna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide till I can't no more
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>>37316560
that's some deep lyrics you got there, anon
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>>37314283
>been a while since embracing the night had an update, too.
Probably be a while longer yet, AP has a habit of falling off the wagon and/or being a lazy fuck for months at a time.
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>>37316560
Holy friggin based
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>>37316876
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>>37316560
Id suck the dick of the anon who would sing this.
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>>37317689
Why don’t you sing it and suck yourself off
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>>37317820
Pet_ the Nightmare Filly.
Hold the Nightmare Filly.
Raise the Nightmare Filly.
Be a good parent to the Nightmare Filly.
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>>37315591
I can see Luna reacting like that if you didn't like her cooking
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>>37317892
She looks so astonishingly beautiful in this drawing. Her beauty is so godlike...
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bump
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Luna has no ass which takes all the fun out of pounding her raw. No cushion no fun.
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>>37319364
Her tiny butt excites me so
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i want to feel her gentle breaths wash over my neck as she sleeps on top of me.
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>>37320033
Anon, how can you be so based.
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>>37320033
Her breath probably smells like mayonnaise.
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>>37320041
Why?
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>>37320552
Ignore them. It's probably the "Luna stinks because she never showers" dude.
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>>37320552
Because she eats terribly and doesnt brush after.
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>>37320552
He has a fetish for mayo
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>>37278677
I talked with her in a dream some months back, she told me how i needed to better myself, body and mind. I'd say she's interested in me to some degree, to actually come to me in a dream to help me, or at least guide me in the right direction.
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>>37319364
The petite ass is part of the appeal.
>>37320033
I imagine her breath to smell lightly minty.
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>>37320627
Libel. I may have written that aforementioned horror, but I'd never assert that Luna has mayonnaise breath. That's just low-brow.
I'm with this guy >>37321183; she probably has uniquely cold, minty breath. Crisp, like a night-time breeze. I'm also with that guy in saying that her tiny butt is neat.
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>>37321373
>I may have written that aforementioned horror
I liked it but I'm a fucking degenerate if its any consolation
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>>37321373
She doesn't have a tiny butt. Stop parroting the memefags you asswipes.
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>>37321874
Seems pretty small to me.
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>>37321887
Indeed. You can literally see how plump Celestia's flank is.
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*CRRRSHHH*
>"Oh, my! Did I break something? Deepest apologies."
>"I'm sure Luna really does admire all the attention you lavish upon her but I thought I would remind you all what a REAL plot looks like."
>"I think it's time to stop settling for my sister's cutie little patootie and come to the light where the rump goes on for miles."
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>>37321891
>fat-assed princess who breaks anything she can to show off how huge her ass is with no regard for the consequences or how she inconveniences others
or
>princess who isn't wasteful for the sake of ego-stroking
Gee, really hard choice.
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>>37321906
I love them both. But I love my grossly incandescent goddess more.
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>>37321914
>I love them both.
This has been, and always will be, the enlightened choice.
Both require affection. You can't have light without dark.
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>>37321887
it's a fine rump
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>>37321887
Its nonexistent.
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>>37311483
I have a rule for whether a villain is deserving of sympathy

>Are they happy?
>Do they not believe that their goals would benefit others

And more importantly

>Are they willing to do something that's too far for Dr. Doom or Mr. Freeze

If most of those answers are yes then they're beyond redemption.
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>>37322682
Her tiny butt excites me so
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guys, i think i like her
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>>37323425
Do you like like her?
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>>37323512
oh my, maybe? i had a "honeymoon" kind of thing going with her for a while, now i just like her more than other ponies for unknown reasons and i hope that's normal and i shouldn't be worried
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How did Luna eat chunk of a pineapple raw including the prickly parts. Is it the same logic of camels being able to eat cactus?
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>>37324117
Hundreds of years of eating more-than-razor-sharp moon dust probably made her mouth pretty tough.
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>>37324818
heart eyes mean marriage in marshmallow pony land, right?
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>>37324854
you're done for, anon
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This seems fun.
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>>37327156
>Luna: Sister remove thy self from my back at once! I cannot hold thee!
>Celestia: You see this Luna...this is what I've been doing for 1000 years. Carrying you.
>Luna: Its not the same!
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>>37327156
Begone with this celestial propaganda at once!
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Tomorrow. Tomorrow will be better.
Right?
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Bump for wuna
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How old are you, moonfrens?
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>>37331407
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>>37331413
kek
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>Luna gets shitfaced at some random party
>You do too
>She starts wobbling over to you
>Tells you something that makes your eyes go wide
What did she tell you?
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>>37331407
Turning 20 on August 15
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>>37331509
>I’m not real anonymous. This is a drunken hallucination.
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>>37331407
37. Got a girl that's a flutterfag and a boy that's a dashfag (or sometimes an applefag depending on how he's feeling). I keep telling them that when they grow up they'll be moonfrens too, but of course they don't listen.
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>>37331407
26 in a month.
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Question for the thread I'm thinking about writing a horror story involving anon with a very young kid falling in love with Luna after the death of his wife. With at least something resembling that first wife not staying dead. Would anyone be interested or would you feel that Luna was cucked?
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>>37332399
Sounds like an intriguing concept, and if you genuinely play it like a horror story I don't see even the most adamant puritysperg having an issue with it. Give it a shot.
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>>37332399
I'll admit the premise doesn't sound particularly good. Not because it's inherently bad, just that I don't think it'll be pulled off well.
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>>37332399
If you've got an idea, go for it. Write to tell the kind of story you'd like to read.
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>>37331407
26 in a few days.
It keeps going downhill bros...
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>>37332762
kek, nice
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>>37332803
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>>37332811
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>>37332399
Very, very angry. Please, do not cuck the Luna. Maybe you should keep this idea away from here, unless you get rid of cuckoldry elements.
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Moon
In
Socks
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Luna has a tighter pussy than Celestia.
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>>37332928
Obviously. With so little room back there it's inevitable that there's going to be size constraints across the board.
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>>37332887
Oh I don't mean he cucks Luna, I meant that some people here might object to the fact that Luna would be raising another woman's kid even though she's the one fucking anon.
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A Rare Luna appears!
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>>37333067
I guess that could be fine with anons
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New thread: >>37333693
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>>37331509
>It's free real state.



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