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Fast Juice Edition

Post pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!
Previous thread: >>37162112

Writefags:

mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
https://ponepaste.org/user/Mobius
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_

Ex Waifu Ex Machina
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/view

YouTube playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RIMI
Dash clips:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6jl

Thread index: https://ponepaste.org/1400
Backup thread index: https://pastelink.net/31lnq
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!! IMPORTANT !!
* Someone broke into ponepaste and grabbed emails + passwords. Change your email pass if you had an account.
* Also, reminder that unlisted videos from before 2017 are getting privated by Youtube. Be sure to download all the unlisted videos you want to save BEFORE JULY 23.

Previously on /dash/:

+ >>37166666
+ Anon wants a Wonderbolt or Dash-themed jacket: >>37164484
+ If Rainbow Dash were a food, what would she be?: >>37171687
+ >>37177500 got a reward for his dubs: >>37177512
+ A couple of Dash vectors from a Russian PDF: >>37189501 / >>37190652
+ Anon is a psycho: >>37191296
+ The thread is divided on G5: >>37195264
+ A kind Flutterfriend visited us: >>37198252
+ Anon is looking for a daki: >>37207694
+ Dash doesn't like the new captcha: >>37221041
-- But the captcha likes Dash: >>37222497

+ Brand new OC:
- A couple edits of derpibooru.org/2642933:
>>37171679 / >>37235276
- And a couple of 15.ai voice clips:
>>37234346 / >>37234467

+ Green:
* Full story index: https://ponepaste.org/4896
- Maybe-controversial prompt involving Anon date raped by Dash:
>>37198442 / https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37183556/#37186829

+ And more Dashes out there:
- HeavyMetalBronyYeah drew a lot of Dash lewds:
https://twitter.com/HeavyMetalBrony
- Singing Dash [Pony Preservation Project]:
>>37222207 / >>37223676

-

YouTube videos:

+ Applejack and Rainbow's Reasons To Go To The Gala (The Ticket Master) | MLP: FiM [HD]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8WSeh94nO4
+ Colgate's Dentistry Ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kagv8d8Iaa4
+ Scout was made for Lovin' (Warning: Rape Joke):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvVApcrbAB4
+ My Little Pony | They don't call her Rainbow and Dash for nothing | Friendship is Magic | MLP: FiM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT1KutcGClw
+ Rainbow Dash - You wanna do this the hard way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzkWkOb_PrY
+ TM - Grey Rainbow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZBV9eeiMbI
+ TM - Forever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv8S2TOOzmw
+ (15.ai) DURR CRINGE (Rainbow Dash edition):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G11gLHbEZIo
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1st for best pony
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>>37237799
Oh good timing, I JUST finished working on this.

>>37241555
Also fucking checked! It just keeps happening.
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>>37241605
As I colored this, I cleaned up a lot of the sketchy lines. I don't normally do that out of respect for the artist and because I kinda like the sketchy look, but this time it made some of the colors look really messy and confusing, especially in her mane.
Here's the original messy version before I cleaned it up.
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>>37241557
>* Someone broke into ponepaste and grabbed emails + passwords. Change your email pass if you had an account.

So just to clarify, they have the password for my Gmail email account that I used for signing up to ponepaste?

And if that's the case... How is that even possible?
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>>37241614
It got hacked like four days ago and someone even had their paypal info stolen along with it. Change your info asap.
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>>37241605
>>37241613
My heart and my dick thanks anon
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>>37241605
>>37241613
Looks great, man! Thank you for this.
And I think you should worry about cleaning the sketchy lines, Rat usually has a much cleaner lineart, so it's not like you're correcting his style or anything, the pic with the tongue was just a sketch. In fact, it was an edit already, in the original sketch Dash had a piercing.

>>37241614
If I'm not mistaken, they "only" have the hash of the password you used on ponepaste. If you use a common password, or if your password is easy to bruteforce, they can get the original password out of the hash.
If you use the same password anywhere else, you should change it wherever you use it, just to be sure. But if you used a specific password for ponepaste and you don't use it anywhere else (ie, the password you use for your Gmail is different), it shouldn't be a problem.
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>>37241645
>in the original sketch Dash had a piercing.
Oh lol well then here's a piercing edit too
Missed a bit of the "TONGUE" stamp
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>>37241669
>oy vey don't hog all the fast, anon
>we're celestia's chosen ponies, you know
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Hello dashfriends, a made this little crossover with rainbow. I thought you would like to see!
Dash has always been one of my favorites.
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>>37242107
More Dashies are always welcome...
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>>37242107
Very cute, reminds me of that old YouTube video
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>>37241555
>fast juice
Scandal! RD kicked out of Wonderbolts for doping, more at 11.
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Gonna drop stuff I've colored. Did not draw these just colored em in
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>>37242804
I know it's not the best but was fun.
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>>37242817
>>37242804
Background version. Making more later but only have a phone to work with. Programs not that great either, sometimes deleting projects I was working on. Dash will always be best pony
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>>37242798

Wow... these are a good surprise, thank you so much...

And uhh, if your ever in the mood to color again... this comic would be amazing...
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>>37242832
Its on my list. But a phone just cant keep up with all the brush strokes used. I do have a scene from that comic I am going to color once I get a Luna one done. Id post said Luna but its a Dashie thread after all. Ima gonna do the nose to nose scene
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>>37242812
And just because
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Not colorings but do have some I've edited or cut into a png. Or at least was able to find a few of em
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>>37242890
Also stuff the program deleted that I have to rework
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>>37242900
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Comfy new thread
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>>37242935
Might have a few more somewhere but pretty much all I have done atm, besides a few shitpost like edits
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>>37242826
*Cough*


?
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>>37242969
Luna FWAH edit. Because.
>>37242971
Added to the Q. Looks fun and it's cute
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>>37242976
More old-timey version
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>>37242971
Program locked me out of the Luna edit again. Dose that time to time so Ima see if I can get this done today or so. If not today, its at least started
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>>37242107
Drawings Dash herself would love, you know, it has that cool Rainbow Dash vibe.
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>>37243012
Lookit this gaylord named chap over here lool
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>>37243055
Love you too
>>37243012
And might take a bit longer then first thought. Kinda hard to tell what lines are what at times
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>I saw Rainbow Dash at a market in Ponyville yesterday.
>I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for autographs or anything.
>She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
>I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hoof shut in front of my face.
>I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off.
>When I came to pay for my stuff at the sales table, I saw her trying to fly away with like fifteen apples without paying.
>The mare at the table was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.”
>At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually landed back down and brought them to the table.
>When the cashier took one of the apples and started punching it into the cash register, she stopped her and told her to ring them up each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.
>I don’t even think that’s a word.
>After she rang up each apple and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting the cashier by yawning really loudly.
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Errands n shit to do so didn't get to far. Will resume it later tonight and thru out the week. Will be in PNG when done
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sshes prretty ccoool and pretty
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>>37243161
You are lying, this is not my beautiful wife!
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Would you let her admire your Rainbow Dash merch?
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>>37244828
yes
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>>37244828
>anon and anonity cuddling together while watching their favorite rainbow dash episodes
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>>37244825
Cute!
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>>37244825
The permanent state of the Rainbro
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>>37243583
I'm actually so hyped about this one, it's honestly one of my favorite Dash pics of the month.
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>>37242847
Hey man, this anon here >>37241679 don't worry about the comic, I'm still working on it. I know I said I'd color it ages ago but I felt like garbage for a while and didn't do much of anything. Lately I've been making good progress just working in short bursts here and there. I can't really show progress shots because I'm doing one color at a time across all six pages simultaneously so it'd look stupid, but I'd say I'm roughly halfway done or maybe a bit less.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYo3SHarXjM
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>>37246171
amazing
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>>37247066
That was a boring, somewhat forgetable episode, but I remember being so fucking hyped about the possibility of seeing Rainbow Dash using this dress, my god, I would've fapped right there, just with the vanilla show, no porn.
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I love the detail in this
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>>37247488
Aquaticvibes is based, love his solo pony portraits.
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hello
ur waifu a cute
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>>37247873
What a cutie
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>>37248501
The cutest.
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>>37247842
Henlo, thank u fren, who is your waifu?
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>>37247221
We all aspire to be you anon
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>>37249343
not sure yet
How did you realize Dash is yours?
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What do you guys think Fast Juice tastes like? I’m thinking it’s like a mixture of blueberry and raspberry or something, I really want to try it.
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>>37249416
I have two waifus, bro. I'm not a pleb
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>>37249444
is that allowed?
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>>37249444
idk man, you do you but for me one should be enough. Just wouldn't want to claim a waifu and then have a change of heart, that'd be embarrassing. I wanted to ask what made you attracted to the blue pony, so that I can see what qualities other anons look for in a waifu.
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>>37249444
>two waifus
You're allowed only 1.
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>>37249444
Nigger you what?
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>>37249440
She tastes like this
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>>37243161
Sounds like something gosling would do
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>>37249452
>>37249472
>>37249473
>>37249516
I love them both so much, bros. I could never choose between them! Having two cute pony wives dressed in wedding gowns, sleeping in my arms would be a dream come true.
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>>37249444
Imagine breaking the law and then picking FASHION horse of all things
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>>37249590
she gave my waifu a cute ribbon to cheer her up when she was in the hospital, that makes her pure of heart.
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>>37249590
Who wouldn’t break the law for this beauty?
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>>37249452
You can only have one waifu.
But there's one thing you can do if you're desperate.
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>>37249577
honestly like fuck it, we want to go to cartoon pony neverland, who says you can't bed two mares
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I've always had an issue with "20% cooler" being this Rainbow Dash catchphrase. In the episode it came from, it was just Dash assessing the coolness of the dress and saying "yeah, this particular thing needs to be about 20% cooler." Like, if she were in a different situation maybe something would need to be 35% cooler, or 50%, etc.

But then people started making it a fucking hashtaggable memetic mutation monstrosity (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation) and pumping out top cringe shirts faster than Rainbow Dash can fly. I don't know why, but it really bothers me. It's like a fundamental misunderstanding of the phrase and its use.

I guess the reason I'm so tilted about it is how lame it is. It turns her from this chill, laid-back coolness authority to some stock DARE campaign mascot. I know Dash isn't the most self-aware sometimes, but I don't think she'd be caught dead spouting something as basic as that

All this to say, I'm triggered, but whatever

except this gif gets a pass because she's cute
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>>37249961
Forgot the gif
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>>37249906
thanks bro
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>>37249961
Not to mention that, according to the episode, Dash's "20% cooler" dress was actually worse than the not-so-cool dress.
I kinda disagree though. Even if Dash would not use "20% cooler" as her catchphrase, and it doesn't properly represent her, I feel that she wouldn't care too much about it becoming a meme. She's the same pony who had a fanclub in season 2 and loved it, I think she would like it if people embraced something she said.
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>>37250876
I guess that's fair. I think I just only imagine her as someone that would see people marketing "20% cooler" and cringe at it, even if outwardly she embraced it for popularity
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5LuOT6MWyY
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>>37251740
Shake it dash....
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I need more Dash.
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>>37252502
Holy shit, is that AI? If so it sounds FANTASTIC.
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>>37252602
Lucky ass
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>>37252502
>>37252993
Yeah, fresh off the PPP thread: >>37250765
There's also a video version (>>37252623):
https://u.smutty.horse/mcbpnpgofmv.mp4
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dash for u
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>>37253202
why so smol
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>>37253100
10/10
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>>37253214
less inches means more speed
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heya dashfriends.
I wanted to share something with you all because I thought guys would apricate it.
back in my high school days, I had absolutely no shame and made this for an art project.

I thought I'd show it off, seeing as wearing this grants maximum autism.
still fond of it tough.
Rainbow has always been my favorite!
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>>37253708
Wew, that's pretty cool anon, not really that autistic, the fact is made of metal makes it look cool and not really pasta worthy, I would wear that shit with no doubt, how do you even make something like that by yourself? I would treasure the shit out of it
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>>37253755
sawed it out by hand using a Coping Saw. cut it out of a sheet of yellow brass. a little TLC keeps to rust off
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>>37253708
That is fuckin wholesome and cool dude
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>>37253776
>Queen Chrysalis but likes Rainbow Dash
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>>37253776
thank you, anon
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>>37253781
are we gunna do this bit every other thread
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>>37252602
This is my dream.
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>>37244828
This is a madman idea
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>>37253976
>off by one
you have already lost
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>>37253988
Oh fuck he's got me
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>>37253781
Chrysalis can turn into Rainbow Dash, anon.
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>>37253100
Amazing.
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>>37254869
I want to be dominated by comander hurricane. Except is just Rainbow Dash roleplaying in a costume.
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>>37256690
D-derpy please, that's lewd I'm the only one who can touch her hooves.
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>>37256690
I want to tickle her hooves
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>>37255507
>Stop looking at my privates, Private!
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>>37257612
>tender, delicate hooves
She spends most of her time flying even when just casually hanging out in a room or slowly hovering over the ground instead of walking, so it actually makes a lot of sense that her hooves would be really sensitive.
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>>37258081
Holy shit it's rainbow dash guys
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>>37258370
Rainbow Dash!
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Filly Rainbow Dash!
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Even though the story isnt 100% focused on her, "A strange little colt" writes her the best I have ever seen a story manage before. Story is basically a human ends up a colt thing but with some twists and realistic themes and is actually super well written and makes you think. Dash acts as his kind of temporary step mom but that doesn't do it justice, don't want to spoil...

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/478316/what-a-strange-little-colt
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>>37259146
This may get my attention, mothery Rainbow Dash is an aspect of Rainbow that is never explored, I don't know if this will turn into shota at some point
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>>37259461
>I don't know if this will turn into shota at some point

Nope sorry, damn good story though with a super well written Dash acting in character even with RL issues brought forth.
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I see the sonic file got posted but theres also an original song that might interest you dashfags.
>>37258487
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>>37259146
I've read a few 'human turned pony' fics and i have to say this is one of the most obnoxius of the aforementioned characters i've seen.
The fucker barely tries to act normal, the occasional fuck up is understandable but i just reached the part where he meets Rarity and this is just insufferable.
Definitely a good take on the actual pony characters like Rainbow though, only reason i'm continuing to read it.
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>>37259676
? I disagree on him being obnoxious.

And you will see why hes not trying that hard to hide stuff later. Not actually someone from out world as it is now as not to spoil it.
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>>37259691
I guess i just find this character archtype irritating, as of the end of that chapter i'm expecting some rediculous edgelord thing.
Thats pretty much the only bad spot in the fic for me though, enjoying everything else written here.
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While we’re talking about fanfics, I’m almost done with F1 Anon. It’s really good, and has actually taught me a lot about F1 racing. My biggest complaint is that it starts as an “FiM is a cartoon in Anon’s world and he was already a Dashfag before going to Equestria”-type story, which is almost a guaranteed dealbreaker for me, but thankfully it’s dropped after a few chapters and never brought up again (at least at the point where I am). Also, Chapter 28 is missing from both the writer’s pastebin and the ponepaste that combines every other chapter into one document.
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>>37258759
>4 strings
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>>37260112
Maybe it's a ukulele. She is a LITTLE pony after all.
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>>37260086
Link?
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>>37260243
https://pastebin.com/u/Serrated
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>>37260407
https://poneb.in/u/Serrated
There you go, chapter 28.
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>>37260419
Thanks, no idea why it’s gone from the other archive (though ponepaste probably got the story from pastebin in this case).
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>>37260452
Other archive? Ponepaste is not an archive. Whoever copied it over manually probably did not have #28 either thus skipping it.
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how do I live with this, rainbros?
it hurts me.
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>>37260975
she's happy, and that's all that matters to me
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>>37260975
She didn't have (You) so she settled for AJ instead.
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>>37260975
not cannon
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>>37249444
Pick one Nigger!
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>>37260975
>all that arguing like a married couple
Shit was meant to be
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>>37249444
>trips
guess he’s allowed to-
>>37261111
oh shit, you gotta pick now
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>>37256166
>>37257612
There are many pics of rainbow being called cute, now I want one of her being told her hooves are delicate and tender.
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>>37249444
If you have more than one then none of them are waifus
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>>37260975
I don't agree with Rainbow Dash being a lesbian because it feels like a cop-out to the fandom, RD was originally just a tomboy not a lez, but if there's any mare RD would be attracted to it's AJ so I'm not really mad
shits not cannon anyways
If it was Raridash I'd fucking kill myself
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>>37261111
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>>37260975
As far as I’m concerned they are just roomates
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>>37261199
>oh my god they were roommates
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>>37261204
Kek
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>>37260975
>all these complacent responses
Dashfags really are cucks jesus
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>>37261214
silly egghead
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>Cool, there are a bunch of new posts in the Dash thread.
>It's all a bunch of fags chocking on bait and samefagging.
I don't know why I expectected something different.
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>>37261238
I dunno man I'm just having fun
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>>37261238
>every post I disagree with is a samefag or a raid

You retards need to sing a different tune
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>>37261241
casul
>>37261248
you retards need to get a different approach, this is played out as fuck
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>>37261238
It's just the threadly bait intent #3499412, it'll be over in the next 5 posts or something.
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>>37261252
>Dashfags can’t even come up with original bants

Even the braindead are more coherent.
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Don’t let the impotent baitfag distract you from the fact that >>37249444 needs to make a choice
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>>37261441
Holy shit, I forgot to reply the day I saw this fucking post, there is no thing like having 2 waifus, that's almost similar to saying "my dad is a virgin" or "refrigerating fire" or some shit like that, your degenerate ass has to chose. 2 waifus betrays the meaning of a waifu.
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>>37261469
Funny sex number is right and possibly based
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>>37261418
I love Rainbow Dash's hind legs!
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>>37261469
>mlp isn’t for girls!!! Buck gender norms haha brohoof
>nooooooooo your not allowed to like more than one pony!!!!!! Boooooo :^(
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>>37261591
>it’s the current year bro polygamy is cool bro
You can like all the mares you want, but as soon as you have more than one “waifu”, they stop being waifus
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>>37261619
You are in love with a piece of fiction. The story you tell yourself will always be equally as valid as any other, but only when it's only your self that you tell it to. Don't push your own narrative of what's right onto others
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>>37261728
It’s not a moral issue, just a simple fact that harems and waifus are mutually exclusive. If you want to have a harem of all the fictional mares you want instead of a waifu, go ahead
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>>37261768
you must be real fun at parties, if you go to any. try telling shakespeare "eyeball" isn't a "real word." language is inherently malleable, on the internet even more so
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>>37261954
>red isn’t blue?
>that’s just your opinion
>the meaning of words is malleable
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>>37261967
>burgundy is red?
>that's just your opinion
>the meaning of words is fixed
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>>37261954
Giving you the benefit of the doubt here
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>>37261954
>if I pretend this thing that’s true isn’t really true, then I’m actually right!
There’s no need to get defensive over it. I’m not saying you can’t have a harem, just that you don’t have “multiple waifus”. You can play football using a baseball and no one will stop you, but no amount of pretending and “malleable language” will change the fact that what you’re playing is no longer football
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>>37261967
>>37261973
>rainbow dash is fast?
>that isn't your opinion
>that is fact
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>>37261983
you know, you're right. I am getting defensive, and for that I apologize (it may be 4chan, but I still don't want to be an asshole about it haha)

That being said, I do still stand by my opinion. I obviously don't think it's fair to call a baseball a football or whatever, but I don't think that "waifu" is such a black-and-white term. Everyone connects with love and their significant other(s) differently and I think it's unfair to deny that for heteronormativity
>inb4 libtard
like, ok, whatever, but at the end of the day we're all jacking it to a pretend rainbow horse. I do love her, but I think it's kind of odd to claim that someone else CAN'T love her the way I do (i.e. waifu her) just because they process romance differently
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Waifu means wife. You can only have one wife. Anything else is just some open relationship degeneracy.
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>>37262004
The problem is that waifu is a singular term. It’s like saying you were born from two mothers. There’s no “heteronormativity” horseshit.
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>>37262004
Cringe
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Alright then.
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>>37262029
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>>37262026
>>37262029
let me ask you this then: why isn't the season finale canon? and why is she suddenly available to you? Isn't it for no reason other than the fact that you want her to be? You're drawing lines in the sand for everyone, but also pushing away the lines others (the showrunners) wrote when they shipped her with applejack. Who gets to ambiguiously say what is or isn't?

Yes, I know you're unreceptive to the idea that "waifu" can mean more than a single partner, but I've made my point there. It's nothing like two mothers: to be a mother, one must be literally born of them. It is a concrete, solid, factual act. A waifu is a statement of relationship, something much more fluid. It's like how certain orthodox synagogues dispute jewish heritage when a mother converts before the child's birth, but the conversion was done at a liberal or reform organization. Is that child jewish? /pol/ would sure say so
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>>37262110
>bringing up /pol/ for no reason
hmmm
I’m drawing a line at established definitions. You want to claim the definition is malleable, but you’re the only one trying to push for it.
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>>37262110
Its not just the finale, its the entirety of the later seasons where the show became noticeably worse.
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>>37262110
Go back.
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>>37262129
>You want to claim the definition is malleable, but you’re the only one trying to push for it.
I don't fully disagree, but how so?
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Can y'all just... not
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>>37262184
>yall
>ellipses
Is this bait
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>>37262190
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>>37262056
>"Get me the fuck out of here anon, look what they did to my mane!!!! They are making me wear these stupid clothes, is not aerodynamic at all"
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>>37262196
Only if I get to see what you're wearing underneath that afterward
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>>37262190
>>37262194
>gifs
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>>37262229
running out of ideas or what?
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>>37262238
cute little fang
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gnight faggots
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ok rainbros, a quick thing that has been on my mind
>finally decided to read "Ex Waifu Ex Machina"
>liking the concept so far
>sees that anon is replaced with [REDACTED]
>kinda funny
>sees that in a flashback scene they seem to slip up rainbow calls him Ryan
>ohshit.jpeg
>that's my name
>immersive as fuck, but probably a mistake
>keep reading
>happens three more times in total

have i gone full Schizo? because either this is some cosmic coincidence or I've finally lost it.
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>>37262279
That's curious, I think Ryan is a common name to relate to Rainbow Dash, you see, the guy that got me into ponies and into Rainbow Dash like 9 years ago was some dude in a random roleplay GTA server, dude was the boss of the russian mafia, and his name was "Ryan Dash", the thing is, Ryan is similar to Rainbow, maybe it comes from there.
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>>37262288
Thats my name too
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>>37262311
ok, fess up, rainbros. who else is named Ryan?
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>>37262279
>>37262288
>>37262311
>>37262324
EWEM anon here. My name is actually Ryan.
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>>37262407
so im not Schizo after all, just a drawfag.
thanks anon
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>>37262415
Okay, pls draw confused Rainbow Dash using a really silly hat.
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>>37262435
what kind of silly hat, anon?
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>>37262407
also, EWEM anon, were those times you put Ryan a slip up or was it on purpose?
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>>37262441
A hat with a little train arround it and this thing on the top
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>>37262190
Whats wrong with "you all" and elipses?
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>>37262474
Ok. I'll get to work on that
I had posted before
>>37242107
This is my art style. I hope that's alright with you.
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>>37262499
Thank you, you based man, your style is great, better than I thought it would be.
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>>37262501
>>37262499
>>37262474
>>37262435
i deliver, anon!
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>>37262699
thats some fast delivery. pretty good stuff.
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>>37262782
Thank you. Honestly the train took the longest.
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>>37262699
Dash may not be pleased with that hat but I am, good work
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>>37262699
she looks like a weird steampunk oc in that
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>>37262110
why isn't the season finale canon

Its a glimpse at a possible future, not a as its happening episode. And like all trash episodes I throw it in the rubbish canon wise. Hell, Different show writers, different canons I say.
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>>37262452
On purpose. Note that it only happens when it's OG Dash flashbacks. I honestly forget why exactly I did that narratively, but If I remember correctly, it had something to do with corrupted memories, maybe even just thematically.
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>>37262699
Holy shit, that's some quality shit in a really small amount of time.
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>>37263514
>>37263185
>>37263015
>>37262782
Thank you everyone, I jsut woke back up.
I had been drawing ponies for eight years now so it's fun to go back to what I know, honestly I just got back on the ride recently, so it's been fun to catch up. I still have to see seasons 6-9 I heard it wasnt good but I should at least see them.

I'm off work today so I might be able to draw a few more dashies today.
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>>37260975
You say "dyke, stolen, cucked".

I say "waifu one get one free".
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>>37263952
>And now I will pleasure myself with these pones
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>>37263312
Fair, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Hell, I like to think that way too. But that's not concrete proof that it's any less canon than S1-2, all it is is "I don't like it so it's not canon"
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>>37264892
Whatcha looking at, rainbow?
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>>37263858
>I still have to see seasons 6-9 I heard it wasnt good but I should at least see them.
There's plenty to like about them too, it's just those of us who enjoyed the show until the end are usually shouted down by autists who go apeshit over things not happening exactly how they imagined it. Don't let other people decide how you feel about the later seasons before you've even watched it.
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>>37265267
An good point anon.
I'm in the middle fo season 5 with my rewatch. So ill get there soon.
May take a break to draw more dashie.
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>>37265267
I dunno, I can defend seasons 4 and 5, but 6-9 are pretty rough for the most part. Some good episodes in there but the writing takes a noticeable dip after the departure of Larson, AKR etc.
Season 8 is still tough for me to sit through
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>>37264892
>I dunno anon, what’s tall, green and handsome?
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>>37265553
An ork?
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>>37265553
Fluttershy's brother?
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>>37265553
Aw, Dash~
You're too good to me.
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>>37265336
this, I've had zero urge to watch any 8 or 9 ep, sometimes I'll watch a 7 or 6 ep and 1-5 there's always something im interested in.
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>>37265624
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>>37265879
I give up, I'm going to go home now rainbow horse.
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>>37265553
How kind of you, little horse. Its all in my design.
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>>37262699
Original requester here, thank you anon, you did a wonderful work, the lines remind me a little bit of Double Rainboom. Also that's the Sillyest hat ever, this really confuses the birb, did you made this one as well? >>37265553
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>>37266050
I didn't. But thanks for asking.
I am the one who made this >>37253708
So that's something.
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cute little hoofsies
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>>37266476
She looks so excited!
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>>37266084
You’re really creative! I always love when people make more art of best horse
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>>37265553
fucking me :), thanks rainbro
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>>37265553
cactus!
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Godzilla?
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>>37268245
I wonder how was Rainbow Dash when she was a teen, we never got a depiction on it, did she went through some kind if phase? I think it is just Rainbow Dash but more slim and with messier hair.
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>>37269259
Ever met a teen who's entire identity was based around their singular obsession with a particular music band or something?
That, except with the Wonderbolts.
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>>37269271
>Dash is that one cute girl in the middle back of the classroom who always wears her WB jersey even when they're not playing
Hell yeah
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>>37269570
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>>37269570
Imagine the taste
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Kinda quiet here today
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>>37269107
>filename
fixed
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Are you showing us your hoofsies, Dashie?! What a lewd little mare you are!
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>>37270259
shhh, the rainbow pone is sleeping
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>>37270646
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she movin
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Pic unrelated.

Does anyone have the IWTCIRD picture that is 100% background and 0% Rainbow Dash?
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>>37271397
I don't, but second this. I want it
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>>37269278
This would make for an awesome picture, I can imagine her rocking a pony tail too! Pls hear our plea drawfag anon from before
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>>37271397
I don't have it myself but, here, I made it out of the episode.
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>>37271950
perfect, thanks

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7Isoflxr37EJYRcVnnoScd
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>>37271963
Ha, nice!
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>>37271963
Blessed playlist
fell asleep to it today and had foggy pmv dream.
Best experience to start work week with.
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what is one thing you would want rainbow dash to say to you?
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>>37273535
"I do."
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>>37273535
"I finally washed my cunt."
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>>37241555
Those frogs though.
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>>37261957
fucking kute
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>>37273578
>>37273607
Two kinds of dashfags
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>>37273982
the duality of man
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>>37273578
>>37273607
Beautiful
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>>37273578
>>37273607
kek
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The amount of blush displayed by this Dashie is very acceptable
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>>37262699
I'm back Dashbros!
i have another artwork of best pony, I thought id attempt a different angle then I'm used to this time.
So, go ahead, what movie are you gonna watch with your waifu?
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>>37274612
Tremors
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>>37274612
Top Gun
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Does anyone have that picture of rainbow dash hugging a wonderbolt lightning dust? She’s saying something like “I always knew you had it in you”
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>>37273982
>implying the second one isn’t bait from a non-Dashfag
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>>37273048
Very cute.

I have fallen asleep to this playlist before too. Anything missing?
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>>37274612
>what movie are you gonna watch with your waifu?

Stealth.

I can easily imagine Dash piloting an F-37 Talon fighter. Twi would be all over the UCAV 'E.D.I.': an AI-controlled hypersonic plane with a Quantum CPU.
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>>37274627
>“This is supposed to be scary? Just fly and they can’t do anything.”
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>>37274657
This one?
https://derpibooru.org/images/2177786?q=rd%2Clightning+dust%2Chug
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>>37274612
Really unique artstyle anon, I dig it, just look at tha poofy tail, imagine how comfy it is to lay there with her. Also, would watch some action 80's movies with Dash, first with Predator, then Karate Kid and shit, we would have an awesome time, I'm sure she would like those.
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>>37275031
YES! Thank you!

We need more Lighning Dust apologists here, she's not a bad mare and would be great friends with Rainbow Dash given the chance
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>>37275361
the 5 seconds they spent not angry at eachother during the washouts ep was actually nice
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>>37274612
Maniacts
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>>37274612
The Right Stuff
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I like impossibly small Dash
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>>37275361
Completely agreed.
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>>37276258
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>>37275867
cute
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>>37275867
How would you make love to her?
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>>37276869
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>>37276880
That doesn't seem too safe for Dash
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>>37277232
Unf. Please post one with panties aside to lyrabooru.
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>>37277273
https://lyrabooru.org/post/view/4180
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>>37277423
Here's a bonus pic too
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>>37277423
Thanks fren.
How's that toy feels? I wanna get one myself.
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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>>37277462
This post made me salivate.
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>>37270646
I wanna kiss her hoofsies.
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>>37276130
On this note, any good heartwarming RD/lightning dust friendship green?
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>>37278099

Dashie's hoofsies are very kissable
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>>37275361
She's not a bad mare, she just proceeded to ignore the ponies in distress. I'll only admit that them being in danger wasn't her fault. But her not responding to it after the fact said a lot; she's only in it for her.
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>>37278613
>she's not a bad mare
I'm pretty sure not caring if other people suffer if it means you succeed makes you a bad person.
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>>37278693
>misguided = bad
I hear you but I personally disagree
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>>37278767
>being a psychopath = "misguided"
Have fun stepping on everyone else to climb the corporate ladder, I guess.
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>>37278896
>being self-centered once = "psychopath"
Have fun literally never experiencing empathy firsthand, I guess. Oh yeah, isn't that symptomatic of psychopathy?
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>>37278912
Kek I'm just taking the piss out of you, bud. If anything I'm too empathetic for my own good
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>>37277587
Very nice. Way better than fleshlight.
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>>37278983
Which toy is that? I have the cheval two hole from dirty internet toys which looks a little different.
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>>37278931
Hahaha fair, I get triggered way too easily. No hard feelings
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>>37277587
>>37278983
Also protip: if you really want an experience, soak it in hot water for a while first (silicone takes a long time to warm up), then don't just sit there and move it up and down with your hands like you're jacking off, instead hold it on the edge of your desk/bed/whatever and actually fuck it with your whole torso. The physical act of moving your hips helps to trick your primitive monkey brain and makes the orgasm way more satisfying.
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>>37278993
>>37279006
Pic related. System I use is a condom wrapped around the entire sleeve (for added protection) and a condom in the sleeve, inverted around the opening + water based lube. Easy way to keep the plush clean whilst easy to get into action on demand. Making love to Dash is definitely the way to go than just masturbating with the sleeve. I genuinely feel like she is my sexual partner and significant other, and she has improved my life for the better tremendously.
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Tell me anons, why do you like blue dog? What about her makes you love her so?
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>>37280419
need tomboy
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>>37280419
Her personality, her looks. Everything about her. I wish I was better at expressing my feelings.
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>>37280419
I love Dash because she's a passionate individual in every aspect of her life. She's passionate about her flying career, her friends, and her family. She lives life to the fullest, and it's something I love and envy about her. She also doesn't care what other ponies think of her in a superficial sense. Dash doesn't have to doll herself up to be beautiful, she's just happy being herself. She's an anti-authoritarian at heart, in contrast to all the other mane six. Always ready to throw down whenever a threat strikes, and is willing to sacrifice anything for the ones she loves. To have her allegiance, you need to earn it by being a good person. She's pure of heart, and always has the best intentions in her actions. She's loyal; her element's namesake, but not to a fault. She WILL call you out on your bullshit if you're mistreating her, or her loved ones. Just personality wise, she's a very good person, despite the bad reputation she gets in this fandom. If I needed desperate help, out of all of the girls, she's the one who I'd turn to. She's distinctly feminine albeit in a non-traditional sense. She emanates a playful, charismatic and flirtatious energy that is generally attractive, in both a platonic and sexual way. She seems like she has vulnerabilities that she may share with someone she truly trusts, and this kind of intimacy with another being is attractive to me as well, as I personally have a fear of intimacy. These are just a few of the many reasons I truly love Rainbow Dash.
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>>37280419

>>37280887
This lists her strengths in a great way but I also adore her flaws. I guess she's somehow in a way more "real" than the rest of the ponies in the show because she is not perfect, she can be prideful to a fault, too aggressive (she's just very passionate about everything she does), and insensitive at times but she is also the kind of figure you could gather around when things are going down, shoot shit back and forth with and know they would have your back to the end. She makes everything she does a game / challenge to herself and therefore others and is a natural leader in a way Twilight simply doesn't come close to in the way she just makes everyone WANT to give their all in her presence.

I couldn't see doing anything with her being boring. She would be a constant blast to be around yet also has her moments where she can just laze around and take things slow and easy. Also, she has a great sense of humor. She's also a cute, athletic tomboy which strikes a cord in me.
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>>37279072
>inverted around the opening
Why? I get the condom on the outside, but why on the inside? My human vag toy only had a shell on the outside and it worked perfectly. Nothing ever spilled at the back side, not even from the breathing holes. And it was super easy to clean.
>>37279006
>silicone takes a long time to warm up
Depends on the mass. My aforementioned toy took maybe 3-5 minutes max, and it kept its warm for ~15-20 minutes.
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>>37281832
In case you are interested in a sculpture of your waifu.
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>>37281849
I would totally buy it, but shipping from Russia would be pretty expensive as is.
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>>37281240
The condom is mostly for easy clean up. I don't like going through the hassle of cleaning out and drying the sleeve every time, and for the minor sensation loss, I think it's worth it. Keeps the nut/lube enclosed in the condom for easy disposal, and the sleeve bone dry.
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>>37281938
>hassle of cleaning out
Is it that hard to rinse it out with soapy water before it dries? Does not take longer than 2 minutes.
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>>37282331
Different anon who doesn't cuck himself with a condom here, it's not as easy as you think. All the texture and ridges and stuff inside designed to make it feel good also provide plenty of places for tiny amounts of cum to stick, soap isn't really that effective on seminal fluid, and since it's a mostly enclosed space it actually takes a very, very long time to dry out if you don't help it along somehow - I used to shove one end of it over an air mattress pump to blast air through it and it would still take a few minutes to stop feeling damp inside.

What works best in my experience is flushing with lots of luke warm water, then covering one end, pouring some rubbing alcohol down inside, shaking it vigorously, letting it drain, then a final rinse with a bit more alcohol. I find alcohol works better at breaking up and flushing stuff away, obviously it sanitizes everything so cum funk never starts growing inside, and most importantly the alcohol evaporates like a billion times faster than water, so it dries off without any special effort.
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>>37281929
I mean, it's probabbly more viable to learn how to do it yourself rather than buying it.
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>>37282446
>spoiler
fuck you
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>>37280419
Tomboy.
Smug tomboy.
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>>37281832
What type of clay is this? I would like to try doing something like that some day in the future, my friend used to be good at sculping and stuff, he made me a Vinyl Scratch one day. This seems more fun than drawing, I wonder what tools does she use.
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>>37280935
I like her narcissism, her brashness, lack of social inhibition (will blurt out rude but true stuff), I'm the same as her in most ways minus the athleticism and extroversion which is probably why she's my favorite despite her perfect looks. You're right that little drop of masculinity really is a turn on, I've always liked girls like that.
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>>37283561
>It's pleasuring time

>>37283810
She's a based retard, very much like Alberto from that Luca movie if you've seen that, it's just such an easy personality trait to like.
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>>37283881
I'm not so sure, you don't become one of the best flyers around with a low IQ.
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>>37284274
different anon here. It's kinda hard to tell from the show — literally every character acts like a child just bc of hasbro's target audience
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>>37284305
yeah I don't know, if I had to bet I would say she's very slightly above average, she's certainly no Twilight.
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>>37284274
>>37284305
>>37284310

She has a great intuition and thinks quick on her "feet", seems to pick up on points some other ponies skim over when it comes to street smarts, she's not dumb. She just cares little about stuff she doesn't consider important and from everything we have seen seems to have dropped out of flight school (Possibly partially due to bullying? The wolderbolts handbook also kind of suggests that.) which seems like Equestrias version of public school for pegasi in cloudsdale.

The other schools we have seen are the 1800-1900 village style one in ponyville and a high end university for gifted unicorns in Canterlot. I assume they don't do the full 12 year minimum kind of deal that we do to cover a bunch of basics in different "fields". Just some basic stuff depending on species and the rest is related to their cutiemark, super specialized, prob apprenticeship kind of teaching than purpose built schools.
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>>37282446
>ridges and stuff
Dunno, high pressure water (shower head) plus soap always cleaned mine out fine. I never force dried it, leaving both ends uncovered made it dry out in an hour or two. And every week or so I sanitized it with alcohol.
Never had any problems, smell, etc.
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Made this attempted NSFW edit of Dash Looks ok if you don't zoom in imo:
https://u.smutty.horse/mcezscpowjm.jpg

Original: OC has a lot of good work and looks like Dash, might try some more another time.
https://derpibooru.org/images/2643212?q=oc%3Agabriel
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>>37285299
>looks ok if you don't zoom in imo
I don't see anything wrong with it tho, guess one can become really picky with its own stuff. The part that splits the red from the yellow hair in her tail is a little bit rought, but overall is really good shit, anon, thanks for sharing, editing art into Rainbow Dash is really a great thing we should all do more often, there is a huge world of art with OC's that look like copies of Rainbow Dash, waiting to abandon their shitty colors to become the superior pegasus. Will definitely touch my peepee to this tonight.
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Kansai International Airport, Osaka Prefecture
Japan

You rubbed your eyes, still exhausted from the flight. It was far longer than you were expecting. Dash happily trotted next to you.
>"So, what are we looking for again?"
<"Ethan said he'd have an escort outside the gate."
You strained a stretch as you walked down the concourse hall. Dash took in the new environment, but a tinge of disappointment was etched on her face.
<"What's the matter?"
>"Oh, nothing… I just thought Japan would look more, well… not like home."
<"Well we're just in the airport still, I hope you didn't expect a pagoda terminal."
Dash chuckled. You both made your way toward customs. You were hiding it from Dash, but in reality you were filled with dread. You’d never entered another country in an airport, let alone one you had no business going to. Ethan assured you it was going to be fine, but you held your doubts. It was only as you were walking towards the incoming gates you realized the balding Japanese man working at the checkpoint was watching you and Dash. You had gotten used to people starring at you both, but the man’s gaze held intention. The man met with your glance, and spoke into his walkie talkie. As you and Dash approached the checkpoint, the man’s demeanor changed in an instant. He spoke with a moderately thick accent.
“Hello, welcome to Japan Mr. [REDACTED] and Miss Dash, you’ve been pre-cleared already, so there’s no need to see your papers. Please, come right this way and we’ll finalize your entry into the country.”
You simply nodded and said thank you. Dash didn’t question this as she had no reference to. The man swiftly moved the both of you through the checkpoint and to the main terminal. He pointed in the direction of the main entrance. You looked puzzled, and turned to the man who already began to walk away.
<”Wait, don’t we need some-”
The man’s face turned stoney and grim. He forcefully gesticulated again to go to the terminal entrance.
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>>37285619
<”Okay. Thanks.”
The man hurridly walked away back towards the checkpoint. It was obvious from his demeanor that your ineptitude could threaten him, so you did as you were told. Dash was wise enough to pick up on the situation as well. As you neared the entrance, you saw many stereotypical drivers holding signs with names on them. Dash excitedly stopped you and pointed.
>”There!”
You peered and indeed saw a sign that read: [REDACTED] & RAINBOW DASH.
<”Guess that’s our ride.”
You and Dash strode up to the driver, who was noticably tall and slender. You greeted him.
<”Hi, I’m [REDACTED], and this is Dash.”
The man let out a nervous smirk. He spoke in a very thick accent.
“Sorry. No speak english.”
He beckoned you and Dash to follow him, and so you both obliged. Outside it was the dead of night, and pouring like cats and dogs. The driver handed you an umbrella to share. Dash huddled underneath, visably nervous about being in such heavy rain. She didn’t want to become damaged. Following the driver, you hurriedly entered into the back of the black Lexus sedan that the driver held open. The sound of the rain pitter-patting on sunroof was comforting, and eased the both of you into a sense of peace after the stress of the airport. The driver spoke to someone in Japanese into a shortwave transponder, and started the engine. As you buckeled your seatbelts and began the drive, you and Dash began to talk about the situation.
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Want to finish more today. Will post later.
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>>37285629
based
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>>37285629
brilliant, been loving it so far, if you never need an drawfren, hit me up
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>>37285607
Did another. God the tail was such a pain in the ass...

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>>37285993
https://u.smutty.horse/mcfcbjoduii.png

One more. If someone wants to touch up on the tail (my bane) or the dick go right ahead.
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>>37285993
>the tail was such a pain in the ass
I know that feel, bro.

Anyways, both edits look pretty good, don't be too hard on yourself. Just a couple notes, if you want to walk the extra mile.
I noticed that in the first edit the yellow parts of the mane are simply drawn on top, not just colored, I guess you probably used "normal" instead of a color blend mode because the base color was too dark to be colored to yellow. Reminder that sometimes you'll get better results using divide+multiply instead of color layers.
Also, some of the edges are a bit shaky, you should look if your editor has something akin to the path tool on Gimp (I think it's called "curvature pen" on Photoshop). Alternatively, remember that huge brushes could also be of help.
I made a quick video focusing only on the yellow and green parts of the tail to show both tricks.
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>>37286313
Thx. Yea, I hardly know what I'm doing lol, just got in a mood to try recoloring some stuff. Will try that out when I get in the mood again.
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>>37286323
No pressure, man. I insist, it's not that you have to do it that way or anything, it's only something you can try if you feel like it. Please, don't let it ruin your mood, don't stop editing only because you don't feel like trying this now. An edit that isn't perfect is still better than no edit at all.
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>>37286366
Not discouraging at all. That was the last one I was gonna do today either way. Ill test that out next time. Lots of OC / derpy / roseluck pics that look like easy RD edits I wanted to eventually try something with.
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>>37286296
Wait a sec... I fucked up the order of her mane colors lol....

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Fixed it.
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>>37285629
Oh this is back, awesome!
The non green formatting still bugs me :). But its close enough for orange text so okay.
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>>37286486
Well, actually, she usually has the red strip on top so her mane will look more like a rainbow, but it's not unusual to see the yellow strip on top in the show.
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>>37286948
Yeah. I’m more of a red on top kinda guy
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>>37285993
>>37286296
fucking based
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>>37286296
>mfw bet Dash could never fit a horsecock in her ass
>mfw her ego is so damn big she has to take two

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>>37287133
Is she gunna be ok
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>>37287182
shes a big girl
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>>37287548
Energy Fuels Inc.
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Dashie is best maid:
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>>37287856
I can't decide if I want to dominate Dashie or if I want mistress Dash to dominate me, either way I just want to love her, but I haven't made up my mind for muh fetish. I guess I would go with whatever she likes the most
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>>37288163
Dash makes a game / challenge out of everything. Same would probably apply in the bedroom too... After she / you got bored of trying out positions or such she would likely allow / let you suggest some of the lighter fetishes to try out...
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>>37285629
THE RETURN
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Here's another.

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>>37288455
And another:

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>>37287133
>she has to take two
I bet she has been practicing.
https://derpibooru.org/images/1760628

>>37288163
>I can't decide if I want to dominate Dashie or if I want mistress Dash to dominate me
Why not both?

>>37288455
>>37288564
Doing god's work, Anon.
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>>37288163
Dashie is absolutely a subbie little mare. She loves nothing more than being totally dominated, as long as she knows the one dominating her really cares about her. She doesn't reveal this side of herself to anyone except for someone she truly loves and who she feels like loves her, too... and that's why Rainbow is so brash and bold all the time. She doesn't want to be dominated by anyone other than her special somepony.

But when she's in the bed with her special somepony... the ropes, the paddle, the vibrating dildo, the ballgag, the buttplug, the riding crop... it's all fair game.
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>>37288564
https://u.smutty.horse/mcfirpbhccp.png

>>37288697

Ill be honest, I like the idea of pred / prey play with her. I think she would be into that kind of stuff, the little adrenaline junky she is on top of being a prey species. Rainbow Danger Dash and all.
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>>37288718
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>>37288831
Tail took 3x as long as the rest of the pic combined and still looks bleh.

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>>37288986
https://u.smutty.horse/mcfkjyuispd.png

This one is rough, the lighting is terrible.
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>>37289048
>>37288986
>>37288831
>>37288718
>>37288564
>>37288455
Holy shit, are all of these being made by the same guy? I gotta say these are really good, it's kinda impressive how you can pull all of these so fast, the time it took me hours to edit my first Dashes the other day, my dude is bringing the quality and quantity to the thread. Are you using gimp or Photoshop?
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>>37289184
Just me. Photoshop, just have some spare time and got in the mood.

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>>37289300
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>>37289363
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Wrapped up like a gift.
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>>37289456
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Anotha one.
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>>37285624
>”So, what time do you have?”
You pulled out your phone and checked the time.
<”It’s about 15 to 2. I hope Ethan has us booked for a comfortable hotel.”
“No hotel. House.”
The driver interrupted, eyeing you from the rear view mirror.
>”A house? This sounds like we’re going to be staying longer than I thought.”
Dash peered out the window, looking at the streetlights passing by in the rainsoaked night. The bridge connecting the airport to the mainland was quite long, and waves could be seen crashing on jetties far below. The darkness of the water disturbed her slightly.
>”I just hope they have a plug close to the bed.”
You chuckled.
<”Lets just hope the plug is grounded this time.”
Dash rolled her eyes and blushed as you laughed again.
>”I thought we agreed we weren’t going to talk about that again.”
You smirked and continued to look out the window.
<”So what do you think Dr. Fujiwara has planned.”
The driver briefly eyed the both of you through the rear view mirror at the mention of Ethan’s name.
>”Don’t know. Obviously it’s important if he’s willing to do all this.”
<”Not going to lie to you Dash, i’m out of my element on this one. I’m just going along with all this.”
Dash smiled warmly.
>”That’s what I love about you [REDACTED].”
You wrapped your arm around Dash and gave her a squeeze.
The drive continued on for almost 45 minutes. The whole way the asphalt was deeply soaked with rain water. The ride took you past Kobe, and into the country west of the city. It looked like every anime setting you’d ever seen, but the country was reminiscent of the woods at home, if not just a bit more mountainous. On the ride over, you couldn’t help but doze off a bit. Dash sat looking out of the window most of the trip, spotting interesting Japanese houses along the way. Eventually a small turn off of a country road led to a large iron gate. The driver pulled up to the intercom system and briefly spoke into it. A soothing japanese woman’s voice replied, and the gate opened. Dash roused you from your brief snooze as the car made it’s way onto the property. It was a surprisingly large and private estate. Finally the car pulled in front of a large and ornate mansion. It was very traditional in appearance. There was a koi pond, cherry blossoms, and a beautiful ornate garden. If it wasn’t downpouring and the middle of the night, you would have wanted to seen it up close. The home itself was quite large, mostly made of modern additions onto a modest looking japanese dwelling. Much of the estate looked like it had been there for hundreds of years. The driver parked and got to the back trunk to take out Dash's and your own luggage. Upon placing it under the awning overhanging the entrance to the abode, he opened the door and handed an umbrella to the both of you. It was a quick walk to the front door.
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>>37289826
You began to open your wallet to look for some cash to tip the driver, but before you could, he put his hand up in refusal. You didn’t persist, as you knew that was a culturally American thing, and could be offensive to the driver. Dash and you both stood for a moment.
>”Well, you gonna knock?”
<”Yeah, just… gimme a second.”
You breathed a large breath. You didn’t have social anxiety too bad, but meeting a billionare under these circumstances was a bit nerve wracking. Dash rolled her eyed and knocked hard with her hoof. As you waited, you noticed the ornate stained glass surrounding the large oak door. You shrugged as you saw a light flip on and heard steps approaching the door. The door swung open to the sight of Dr. Ethan Fujiwara in the flesh. He wore an ornately crafted and artisan bath robe, and a glass of what appeared to be scotch. It looked like he was ready to go to sleep for the night. You all stood in silence for a brief moment.
“I see the flight took a bit longer than expected. Please come into my home, I don’t get guests often, and I would prefer that they feel welcomed.”
You and Dash both thanked him as you entered the home. Inside the house, the traditional japanese exterior betrayed the modern spartan aesthetic within. On almost every surface in the home were integrated screens and cameras. It looked as if the home was one of those “house of the future” exhibits. Despite this, it radiated a warmth that all homes should. You and Dash took off your shoes in the foyer, and followed Ethan with your bags.
“Please follow me. You’ll be staying in this room at the end of the hall. I’ve seen fit that you will have all the accommodations you need.”
>”Wow!”
Dash looked around in amazement at the size and luxury of the master bedroom suite that you both would be living in. Ornate marble adorned the top of the bathroom, and the beautiful view out of the window, even in the dark rainy night, was kept aglow from the distant lights of Kobe. You placed your bags on the bed, and turned to show gratitude for the hospitality.
<”You have a lovely home Dr. Fujiwara. Thank you so much for inviting us.
“Oh please, call me Ethan. We’re going to be spending enough time with each other, that we dispose of formalities. Speaking of which, I’m imagining you’re wanting to know why i’ve brought you both here.”
>”Absolutely, when can we talk about it?”
Ethan grinned, and pointed at Rainbow.
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“I can see this one is eager, full of spirit, however, I think [REDACTED] could use some refreshment perhaps, hm? Would you care to join me in the living room to discuss why you’re here?”
You were tired, but your curiosity overtook your desire for sleep. You nodded and both made your way to the living room. Dash sat on the lovely leather upholstered sofa, and you chose to sit beside her. Ethan walked to the kitchen.
“What would you like to drink? Tea? Coffee? Maybe something with a bit more of a bite?”
You contemplated for a moment.
<”I’ll have what you’re having, if that’s okay with you of course.”
“Certainly. Excellent choice.”
Ethan pulled a clear glass, and a bottle out of a shelf, plopped a round ice cube in, and poured the creamy caramel colored liquor over it. He walked back and handed it to you gingerly.
“Macallan scotch. 25 years old. You drink?”
<”Not particularly.”
“Pity. I do hope you’ll savor that though. It’s $2500 a bottle.”
You eyed the drink and took a sip. Smoothest scotch you’ve ever had, by far. The aroma it left in your sinus was particularly pleasing.
>”It’s really good, thanks.”
Ethan simply nodded and took a seat in a chair across from the coffee table.
“Normally i’d offer all of my guests something, but I’m well aware that you cannot drink or eat as of yet Miss Dash, so I apologize if I seem rude in not offering you something.”
Ethan took a long sip from his drink and sighed contently.
“Yes, and speaking of which, you must want to know what it is that I need you to do in order to earn that new body of yours.”
>”Yes please, what do you need from us?”
Ethan looked off out a window.
“Corporate espionage… but that’s taking out any of the ethical context in why I need this done. ”
You and Dash both looked at eachother confused.
<”Um, not to be rude sir, but why not just hire a spy or some agent? Why us?”
>”Yeah?”
Ethan swirled his ice in his glass.
“I trust you understand that the following conversation is completely confidential. I imagine you could understand the consequences of breaking this confidentiality.”
There was an awkward unease that hung in the air.
“Good. Then we can move forward. You see, I need an asset that is housed within the Fujinsys Research and Development Labratory.”
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>”Wait, why do you need us to steal something from YOUR company?”
“Used to be mine. I was ousted. Glen saw to that. The current CEO. He was my apprentice for some time. Like a brother to me, but… family always has a way of cutting you down the deepest.”
Ethan angrily wrung his hands across the glass. It unsettled Dash and you to see him angry.
“There were unethical practices that Glen wanted to do in order to further our research into AI. Experimentation on digitized human consciousness. At DARPA, I did similar research, but it was rudimentary, nothing like what we were capable of at Fujinsys. The money was endless compared to our government contracts. Glen pushed and pushed. Told me I was getting in the way of human evolution. I told him about the cruel experiments I partook in at DARPA. The screams of malignant minds, malformed in the process of creation. They still haunt me. He didn’t care.”
Ethan took a long sip. So did you. Everyone sat in silence.
“I committed one of the greatest sins a father could ever commit. In my hubris, I believed no harm would befall my child, but I… could not protect her.”
Ethan gazed into the gas fire embedded in his wall. A searing hatred and self loathing was etched into his face. He broke his trance to look directly at you.
“My four year old daughter died in 2038 of Leukemia. I believed I could play God. Bring her back. Shortly before she died, her neural network was completely mapped and preserved. It cost billions of dollars, but we did it. Preserved a human mind within a quantum computer. To avoid the Truman Syndrome, she was not awakened, but preserved for study. It was my goal that with her sacrifice, we could unlock the key to true artificial intelligence. One day perhaps even bring her back. Creating genuine minds and souls within machines was always my life’s goal; using the human mind as a template just would make it far easier. Glen kept his intentions hidden from me for some time, but eventually I learned he wanted to copy her consciousness and use it as AI in and of itself.”
<”Oh my God.”
Ethan turned to Dash and looked at her with a melancholic stare that pierced her soul.
“I was not lying when I said you were my daughter.”
You gulped and almost choked.
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<”What?! Are you telling me Dash is-”
“Yes.”
>”I’m… human?”
“Once, yes. You have Eko’s soul. You aren’t the little girl I raised however. You’re your own woman now.”
<”I’m seriously freaking out right now, you’re telling me my girlfriend is your four year old little girl? I feel like I’m going to be sick.”
“Relax. Dash is not Eko, much to my relief as well. Eko’s consciousness was stripped by Glen’s research team into the basic form of human consciousness. No memories, no sense of self. Then her consciousness was artificially aged for various needs. There are egregious copies of her, aged millenia in that laboratory, just for the sake of curiosity.”
>”I’m so sorry Ethan.”
“My dear, you have nothing to be sorry for. I was the one who made the mistake of allowing it to happen, and I blame the shame entirely. I would do more, but I’m saddened to say that Glen has since placed me on defacto house arrest after my last attempt to rescue Eko. After he took Elaine from me, I knew he would stop at nothing. Not even stop at taking my other children from me. He is an evil man.”
<”Jesus. But again… why us?”
Ethan looked up, not expecting that question, before regaining his composure.
“You have a believable alibi for entry into the Fujinsys Headquarters. The legal department is one floor above the research lab where she is being kept. I sent agents and moles in the past. They have all failed. I know the man. He will not be expecting a bumbling fat American and a robotic pony to steal Eko. It will work. ”
>”How do you know she’s still there though, wouldn’t they have moved her so you don’t know?”
“The one foresight I still commend myself on was planting an RFID on the data unit containing her. I wish foresight could have afforded me more, but I make do with what I have.”
You sighed and leaned back in the sofa.
<”Ethan, even if we COULD do this, how the hell will we get out of there without being arrested?”
“You won’t. All I need is the data unit, and it will delivered to my hands, and my hands alone. After then, you will turn yourself in.”
>”What?!”
<”What do you mean turn myself in? I didn’t plan on spending the rest of my life in a Japanese prison.”
“You won’t. Briefly after you have both been detained, you will be released, and no charges will be pressed against you. I have something that Glen cannot pass up, that will guarantee all of our protection afterwards.”
<”And that is?”
“Ana.”
The soothing female voice that you and Dash heard at the intercom suddenly filled the various speakers within the room.
“Hello Ethan, how may I be of assistance.”
Ethan looked at you with a slight grin.
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<”A Home network?”
“Ana is the culmination of my life’s work. A truly synthetic human mind. Artificially created without the need for any biological components. She is the most advanced AI in the history of mankind.”
>”So a really good home network.”
Dash said with a giggle. Ethan reciprocated with a slight smile.
“Ana has been my most closely guarded secret for the last two years. Once I have Eko, I will have the leverage necessary to make any arrangement I wish with Glen. I just need to train you two to infiltrate the lab, retrieve her, and bring her to me. Failure is not an option. If we fail, we will all die.”
You and Dash both felt the sincerity in Ethan’s last statement.
“Obviously, I will give you both the option to back out. It’s a hard decision, but I can tell you, living with regret can be much worse.”
Ethan stood up and placed his glass on the kitchen counter.
“Take tonight to think it over. Feel free to have anything in the fridge. I stocked it with things you’d like. I’m heading to bed. Give me an answer in the morning.”
Ethan walked down the hall to his bedroom and closed the door. You and Dash were left with each other’s company in silence. No one knew what to say.
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>>37289300
These are so good anon, I appreciate you doing all of these!
I have added them to a new image edit archive in the backup thread index.
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>>37289848
Dash and [Redacted] going on a AI heist? This’ll be interesting.
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>>37274612
You guys wouldn't mind if I namefag when I drop more art, would you?
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>>37290301
Go for it. Art and writing are some of the only times where namefagging can be a good thing.
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>>37290134
No problem, was in a waifu honoring mood. Last one for today:

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>>37290301
Not at all, I mean, that's one of the few scenarios where namefagging is understandable.
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>>37289848
Based, so grateful to see you back
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>>37242817
All I want is to wake up next to this cute little fuzzball. That can't be so much to ask right?
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>>37242969
Post other half
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>>37262047
Not hating any artist, but it's this type of art that nearly killed me. I can handle this, I need to seperate Equestria from this world, trying to merge them only made life harder and I've nearly killed myself because of it. To be honest without Rainbow, i'd have done it. can't be the only anon that's been through this shit.
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>>37289184
>my dude is bringing the quality and quantity to the thread
>quality
Bro, there's a reason he's able to churn them out so quickly. Don't get me wrong, I am loving these edits and I really hope he keeps going, but it's pretty obvious he's rushing, especially around the edges and in the mane.
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>>37289848
I don't get why Fujiwara can't ask to trade Eko for Ana. Not like they lose either, they can just make a copy.
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>>37291088
ok
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>>37291116
My implication was that it's a matter of leverage. If Ethan offered Ana in exchange for Eko, Glen could simply hold his entire family (including Eko) hostage and force Eko to give Ana in order to keep them alive. There is no good move unless Eko is safe in Ethan's hands first. (I will elaborate on this further, but with Eko, Ethan can essentially blackmail Glen for his crimes against humanity as well, forcing his hand further.)
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>>37291304
I dunno man it just bothered me the way you praised it like he pulled off some incredible feat. Edits are typically clean OR fast, but rarely both.
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>>37291806
Aight
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>>37291806
You have like a 4k monitor or something? Zooming in a fair bit and most of them look fine.
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>>37291806
Is not that bad, like I think he is doing really well with the body and the body shades. He struggles a lot in the mane/tail areas, but at the end of the day I can look past it since it's porn, having sexy ass rainbow dash instead of any other copy, there is a huge huge difference for my faps, even if the mane looks off sometimes.
There are some decent manes in all his stuff tho.
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>page 9
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>>37292935
This seems like a disabling boop. Could be a good method to counter the blue dogo shennanigans. Also, who is hte artist? The signature seems like K4, but I can't find anything with that name. It seem horsy but cartoonish enough to caught my attention.
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>>37293510
Bump limit is fast approaching, anon.
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>>37284959
>Favorite pone song
Fruits of her labour, definitely, brings a heavy feeling of happyness and nostalgia to me.
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In the 2021 Tokyo Olympics, Rainbow Dash is representing Equestria:

...of course, the fastest ones in this scene are Usain Bolt & Dashie.
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>>37293741
Oh shit, this is such a cool picture, what a based artist, not affraid of putting ponies there. Look how decided Rainbow Dash is looking. She is burning with passion, her eyes are turning red.
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>Smol pink bow
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>>37294003
>”Wait, there’s a bow!?”
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RainBOW Dash:
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>>37294716
How many bows can one fit in this mare?
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>>37294735

Enough to make Dashie as sexy as it's possible to be:
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Lewd thoughts.
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>>37293535
Catscratchpaper according to derpi https://derpibooru.org/2662031
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>>37295887
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I got some art block, dashbros.
Gimme some /r/equests and I'll pick one do have done by tommarow
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>>37296086
Theres not enough dash x anon kissing pics in the world...
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>>37296086
Dash putting eggs up her ass and shooting them out onto a frying pan
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>>37296086
Scoot having a sleepover at Dash’s place, watching a movie together or something.
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>>37296086
Sleeping Dash giving Anon a warm comfy wing hug.
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>>37296086
Dashie rubbing her spanked ass with her wing, and looking grumpy.
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>>37274612
I'm this drawfag.
So I think I will combine
>>37296396
>>37296244
For a sequal image.
Thx anons.
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>>37296463
Yay! There aren't enough wing hugs in the world
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>>37290997
I am not a Rainbow fag, and I don't post in this thread much on account of being an eqgfag, I just like lurking because Dash is still my favorite mane 6, but I empathize with you. I have had to take breaks from the board and fandom because shit was getting to me too much. Every few weeks I take a 'sabbatical' like that. It can be a dangerous thing for fantasy to supersede life. Especially when you are predisposed to feelings of melancholy and a general dissatisfaction with the world. Keep your head up Anon, go to her having fought until the end, as she would surely do.
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>>37296801
Agreed. I'm doing better now but when I was at my worst nothing brought me closer to killing myself than that endless aching for a better world.
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>>37296463
I have to sleep now dashbros.
However to prove I shall deliver. Here is a rough sketch of what I had in mind.
Let me know what you think so far, but keep it mind this is a WIP
Goodnight my friends.
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>>37297147
if you are able to, maybe you can give her a bit of this look
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>>37284959

If you interlace the tracks from the Season 1 soundtrack, with the tracks from this Leonard Cohen album, you get a brand new listening experience.

Not a single song, but that's my favourite. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0F9eMn93cyrKt0pW4G4NvH
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>>37297952
What motivated Dash to become a rouge instead of a warrior or a barbarian in that episode?
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>>37298553
Her kleptomania. She steals blin and other valuables
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>>37297514
This makes me fucking kek every time I see it.
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>>37298553
Say other D&D class that fits Dash the best, no rouge this time.
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>>37298553
dexfaggotry
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>>37299486
Monk for playstyle (agile, high attacks per second, fast) but not for personality
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>>37297502
UNF, messy Rainbow Dash is extremely hot
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>>37298588
BLUE DOGO GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>37297147
Alright, DashBros, its finally finished. Movie night with Dash and Scoots is in full swing. I'm pretty happy with how this turned out.
i frizzled her mane a little, as requested.
I hope you all enjoy it!
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>>37300854
here is the derp for anyone who cares:
https://derpibooru.org/images/2663356
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>>37287856
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>>37300854
That's top comfy, man.
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>>37300859
I love it
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>>37300854
Very comfy
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YARRR!

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