Violent EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirensOld Shattered Gem:>>37097313https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37097313/
>>37178049That's a badass OP
Questionably legal Poof
>>37178112Questionably legal Poof asking you to do questionably legal things for her.>Just go to the store and get some marlboros for me, OK. The fuckers always card me.
>>37178303>Buy her candy cigarettes instead>She doesn't realize the difference>Just parades around looking incredibly smug with a "cigarette" between her lips>It's not even lit>It's hard not to spoil the dork Poof
>>37178063FNF mod when?
>>37182427>they've been living in that mansion for centuries>they hate it>filled with countless antiquities that were modern "just a few years ago">they hate it>nobody knows they're the real owners, and nobody would believe>they hate it.
/dzg/ is the coolest thread on the board
>>37184747How often does she get babysat?>>37180165Why is that hot?
>>37185594>Why is that hot?I think it's a power dynamic thing. When someone is restrained it takes away some or all of their power, making whomever is with them/watching them, have more by its absence. Having power, particularly more power than someone we find attractive, puts us in a sexually dominant position which makes us feel more sexually attracted to the restrained individual. We find them 'hot' as you said.Or that's what I think, anyway, I'm not a fucking psychologist.
>>37185594What >>37186288 said. But also, because of ancient primal instincts. Lots of species have had to (and still do) reproduce by less than consensual means. Even though we're evolved past this, a small, distant, part of our primitive monkey brains still recalls those ancestral memories. Even if we consciously don't want to >rape, and we know its wrong, its in every living creatures biology to reproduce and to fight. Sometimes those wires cross, if only for an fraction of an instant. Its why rape fantasies are surprisingly common, but nobody wants to *actually* be raped.
>>37185594Because it's Adagio, duh.
Never made this connection before, but now I cannot unsee the dazzles as cul de sac bullies.
>>37185447This looks AMAZING! Like it's something you'd see in an anthology book or something! Tell the original creator that this work is BEAUTIFUL.
>>37187625But that's not Trixie...
>>37187693Trixie would be a Sarah.
>>37187806But then two characters would have the same voice. I'm okay with that. Trixie's voice is ultra sexy.
>>37187331Unf, those crushing thighs
How much money do they have?
Page 10 bumpKICK THE BALL
Would anyone mind assisting me in finding a piece of fanart of Aria, and perhaps the original art it was based off? It was a two panel comic, of sorts.The first bit was a basic "Aria is your school bully" set up where she's like "what're you looking at, pun– wait, you wanna go on a date with me??" while panel 2 had her dressed nicely and avoiding eye contact out of embarrassment; the two lines from the art that I can remember we're from the second panel: first she was like "you're kinda worth changing for" and the last line was something to the effect of "I... I don't think I wanna fall in love with anyone but you."As for the original version, it was the same thing but with your archetypical redhead tsundere school bully.If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please direct me to where I might find it. Thank you!
>>37190191is it not on Derpi?
>>37189905A Pic a day keeps page 10 away.
>>37190317I've attempted a look through twice I think, but still nothing close to what I was looking for came up.
>>37190382I just looked as well, no luck. What you described sounds like an SFW version of an Instant Loss 2Koma
>>37190393kek, just delete it dude
>>37190387Okay yeah I definitely see what you mean by that. Perhaps it was some kind of instant loss.
>>37190408This one was horizontal instead of vertical, though.
>>37189345Too much, in ther words. They want to go home - something no money in the world can give them.
>>37190191I have a couple pics like that. Is it this one?
>>37190543That's it, chief! Man, I can't remember the last time I saw this, but I just KNEW it was here on /dzg/? You got the other one, too?
>>37190543Ah shit, I remember these. I personally prefer their original style over 'good girl' but I still like the sentiment. It's very cute
>>37190606You think your someone else might know where to find the original version too?
page 9? naw
>>37191346for a split second I thought she was holding a slice of pizza
>>37191711What bedtime story do you read Sonata?
I still love my grumpy waifu.
>>37191331Bless you wee
>>37187813She's already the voice of Kevin as well. Which I guess could maybe fit Trixie.
>>37191735>"The Collected Works And Stories of Yoko Taro"
>>37191711Butterball and the Troll.A wholesome tale of a chubby child and the Troll who wanted to have him for dinner. Only for Butterball to turn the whole thing around and murdering the trolls daughter and fooling the troll and his wife into eating her.
>>37191735This made me realize that I don’t really know any bedtime stories. That makes me feel kinda sad and like I should learn some maybe.
>>37191735Aria's diary, duh.>>37194386In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened etc.
>>37191735>>37194472I'm rather partial to:>"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of..."
What are their Stand names and abilities?
>>37195743>Aria>StandDeep Purple, of course
>>37196128No she's flat chested.
>>37191735Probably something sea or nature related. To me, Sonata would like nature in general and want to learn all she could about it. Not to conserve it, exactly, but just because she finds nature SO GOSH DARNED INTERESTING.
I wonder if there will be sirens in G5.
>>37197062Hasbro keeping the old story and not starting a new one? I doubt it.
>>37195743>AdagioEverybody wants to rule the worldorLovefool / Say that you love me>Aria>>37196843I like it>SonataNo idea. I'll probably think of something later.
>>37196138I wanna nut on adagios smug face
>>37197548I don't care for EQG brand anthro but Sonata is too cute here to ignore.
>>37198853I don’t mind mermaids with some ears. I don’t care for snout-faces though. I love this one in particular. They’re so cute and I love Adagio’s super red eyes.
>>37193508The dazzles but cringe
>>37197937Those outfits are better than the original.
>>37199608it took me until this post to notice the filename and what those outfits actually were, so thanks for ruining that for me
Which one of them has the most fan content?
>>37197548With the ears it's looking anthro. Remove them.
>>37200652Remove yourself. The ears stay on.
>>37201998>no more dazzling pack>no more siren customs/behaviours dazzlingIt hurts...
>>37201998Ywn have an overly protective and clingy siren GF. Why live?
>>37203400God, Sonata is such an adorable retard.
>>37199616Agreed. Though I like all their outfits really. Even Sonata's taco dress doesn't really annoy me as much as it does some others.
>>37191735Nothing, because Sonata would call me a nerd for reading.
>>37180550The Dazzles aren't related to Newgrounds so it would be a little off brand I think. That aside though, they would absolutely make a kick ass mod.
>>37205173Just get an artist who can emulate that Panty & Stockings artstyle, autotune their songs, and you'll get more fans under their spell (pun intended)
>>37205199Dazzles work way too well in that style for some reason. Shit just fucking works.
>>37205164>Anon...Can you please read me a bedtime story...?>...>Lmao can't believe you actually did it you fucking nerd!>...>H-hey...can you read me another...?
>>37205360I like this. Aria monopolizes the stuff that people classify as "tsundere" too often. The other Dazzles can have their tender moments to contrast their thornier exteriors too.
>>37205693I had to have Adagio on her own. She's too cute.Plus the way the text looks was weirding me out.Dazzles are too cool for school.
What in the fuck is all that.
>>37206768Much better. Good job!
>>37185447>krusty kunt flakessubtle touch
>>37206871Really nice. I like that siren symbol a lot as well.
>>37207837>Sonata giving me Yandere eyesDespair, but also erection
>>37206871Puff is such a great artist
>>37178049>Been gone from DZG for a bit>Still have autism waifu fantasies>Come back and immediately the autism roars to life like gasoline poured onto a fire pitI missed it to be honest
>>37178049Any green requests/ideas?
>>37207837That Sonata is scaring me.
Shortstack Dazzlings when?
>>37208497Welcome home fellow autist
>>37208530>Adagio musters up the courage to ask Anon out but is despite her best efforts uncharacteristically shy and a nervous wreck>Sonata tries to surprise and cook for Anon and the girls but almost burns the whole house down>Aria teaches Sonata to driveI would probably give it a try with atleast one of these but I'm deep in work and college and english isn't my first language. I know, excuses.
>>37206912>Sonata is a REO fanGirl of taste.
>>37211225Yes...Inside your sister.
>>37208497Man this gets me right in my heart.
>>37210629Of course she is. She knows Speedwagon is the best.
Wee does it again
>>37206760Her shtick changes depending on who's around her. She has 12 states, potentially.Would you?
>>37208497Why do you think we are here? To be normal?
>>37214139Big tracts of commission.
Happy Freedom Day, Dazzlefrens!
>>37214705Damn not bad Anon. Not bad
What types of green do you all want to see? Doing a poll for some potential writing.
>>37217264Deep sea abyss horror and mystery.
>>37217264carjacking followed by road trip of the countryside filled with crime stops on their way to nowhere.
>>37217381Oof I dunno if that style works for Aria
I do not wanna leave me bed.
>>37217264The fight for the ultimate Queen of Laser Tag, between three fish-girls.
>>37217381I second this
Make a dazzling scream in fear.
>>37220498Fishmares > boring normal ponies
>>37217264Comfy greens, with or without Anon.
>>37215370dzg is kind of the most normie thread I go on here. the people who frequent here seem more well adjusted than other threads
>>37178049Of the three, which do you think is most likely to become a regular member of society ala having friends and a job? or which would get there first?
>>37221224Sonata would probably be first. She seems like she'd have the easiest time getting along with regular humans if she was ever forced to be independent of the Dazzlings. She'd probably learn to have fun fairly quickly given her reaction to Taco Tuesday and Snips & Snails' rap. I think she'd make friends very easily.Aria next, if only to prove to herself she could. She'd probably really start having fun once she realized she could stand on her own two feet. She'd finally feel the like boss, especially if she had friends who actually looked up to her.Dagi would only do it out of necessity, and her friendships probably wouldn't be genuine. At least not at first. Maybe once she found the right groove she'd settle into it, and eventually get over the things that make her bitter. Her drive to be the best would make it a slow and rocky process, but I think she'd get there. The fact that she's wise and doesn't hold grudges would be her biggest asset. Whoever is lucky enough to befriend the poof would have the greatest supporter and confidant anyone could ask for.
>>37221031Man, Aria is a cold fish.
>>37221761The feet are okay but the asshole needs some work.
>>37221758Top tier shit right here god damn
>>37221758>>37221761>>37221763Nice. Good batch.
>>37221761Fuck yeah! I need to make a brap edit of this.
>>37223054I fucking hate you
If I could draw, I'd draw a Dazzling dressed as Spawn. They both have a thing for silly spiky accessories.
>>37224063Not a bad thought.
>>37224827Wow sci-twi, even with the girls?
Damn what's that rotten smell? Oh wait. That's just how it is around here. KEKLater losers. Luv, Shimgang ^:)
>>37225494I want to fuck Sunset's mouth. I want to take her to the woods, get her on her knees and put my hard, vainy cock in her mouth. Then thrust my hips back and forth while holding her head. *splotch* *splotch* *splotch* *splotch*. I'll shoot my hot and creamy sperm down her throat and into her stomach. Then I'll pull my dick out. Sunset will hug my hips, holding me in place. "More" she will say while kissing my cock and balls and sniffing them for that manly musk that activates the neurons in her female brain, along with a hint of 30$ shampoo scent.
>>37225677This but I specifically want to fuck her mouth while she's lying down facing up, her nose pressed against my fat sack and my hands clenched down hard on her throat. I want her to suffocate on my cock balls with the only hint of air leaking through being pure male musk.
>>37225494But there is no Shimgang, just a sad broken individual fondling his keyboard.
>>37225699I wish Irda was still here to draw stuff. I think I rubbed him the wrong way, though he never talked to me about it.
>>37220532Mermaids are like fairies.
>>37225835Do you not have a Twitter account? He's active there you know.
>>37217264Seconding >>37226386 Fairy Ponies. That sounds fun.
>>37227107Cute. Would store in a shoebox kept on top of my closet. Air holes of course.
>>37228805Cuuute. Would have liked to see Aria resting her head on the pom-poms though.
>>37221405I want to be friends with the poof.
>>37227107>>37229882I really love their strange ethereal butterfly-fin fairy wings. Kind of a bizarre choice but I like it.
>>37230336This is a very cute one. Would love to see it colored.
>>37227107>>37229882>>37230336Write a pony episode.>FiM episode>two-parter, finale>Hearts&Hooves (pony Valentine's) or country faire or both>sirens are swooing everybody>emphasis on swooing potential love interests for the Mane Six>jelly magenta magic mare gets suspicious>purple "Twilight Sparkle" smart invents a magic lense that reveals their fairy wings>confront them>they get the encharmed (huehue) stallions to throw them out>bonus points for making Fluttershy cry>man, fuck her>fairy ponies come out of hiding>au contraire expectations an angry mob chases them out of town>optional: have to convince one nice guy-tier stallion that the sirens are evil>nice stallion(TM) bamboozles them into a rage (maybe he's gay, lmao)>final confrontation: they turn into sirens>friendship laser them to death>???Everything's better than the entirety of post-S3.
>>37230891>overcome by lust but also pity
>>37232613The guy just makes these same comics over and over it seems.
>>37178049Ponepaste's database got dumped. If you had an account there make sure you change your password on any sites that used the same one. In the mean time, /dzg/'s archive is safe and sound. I am not sure what will happen from here on out with other threads' backing things up, but rest assured that every green posted in this thread I will make good on backing it up on our archive. I have prepared a place for you! pic related.Anywho, it brings up a shit load of unrelatedish questions for what to do about non-dazzling greens. I want to say it's their problem and not ours/mine, but fuck. I helped the ponepaste guy patch an xss vulnerability a while back, I am not surprised this happened. It sucks. Wish shit would just settle down for a while on the board so it can breathe, what with all this bullshit with derpi, pastebin, Aryanne, and the other events of the past year.
>>37178049Also, MistakeAnon, if you are here - can you send me an up to date version of your latest green? I was holding off on archiving it until it was finished but fuck it, I guess I need to stay on top every single green from now on.Also I would like to remind everyone that a semi-updated downloadable version of our archive is on the site as well. I encourage you to grab it. Never know what may happen.
>>37178049Is there anything left to talk about? Seems kind of quiet in this thread. Quieter/slower than normal.How about this: Which Dazzling would be the most protective of the ones she cared for? What lengths would she go to in order to protect them?
>>37229565I wanna be more than friends
>>37233362Doing god's work, thank you
>>37232613Is Batman going to show up to save her and smell her feet?>>37233286Ye, it's kind of a shame. I liked his early superhero drawings.
>>37233362Appreciated as always archiveanon. May your dreams be blessed with the beautiful fish women.
>>37232617Nice. Looks to be inspired by that one new-ish art with the Dazzlings at the mall or something.
>>37233362Pony him.Would the Dazzlings inspire xenophobia against occupation and colonizers to lose their minds?
>>37233467I still have content I want to make and share, but summer has me too busy to do much more than lurk.
>>37235808>Don't make it weirdThe thing is, I feel those eggs need an incubating place, and I know that usually is the male's job, so I'm trying to expand my nooging a bit before shoving them all in.
>>37236452I would still totally a big chungus Adagio, tbdesu.
>>37234815why are they so perfect
>>37233467Just a normal lull.
>>37178049I have a very strong urge to write and share autistic dazzle waifu poetry.
>>37237012By all means, please do.
Today I will remind them.
>>37237823Each Dazzling is blessed, as are their admirers.
>>37237365Those faces kind of throw me off but the hair looks cute.
>>37232396>Write a pony episode.Seconding.
>>37239890Quite nice. Thank you Enjoyanon.
>>37224063Dagi without spikes takes some getting used to.
Full Res -->https://derpibooru.org/images/2653614?q=my%3Awatched
>>37241414Seconded. More, but with Adagio please.
>>37235808Weirdly cute. Do want.
>>37241002Damn, this ones pretty gorgeous.
Had a interesting day dream about the Dazzlings stripping down and standing nude out during a heavy downpour and just basking in it casually. And I mean heavy downpour. Maybe as part of some strange siren compulsion.
>>37243546>Maybe as part of some strange siren compulsionCall of the sea.
>>37241000There are artists whose hurt I wouldn't object to.
>>37243546Ancient ritual? Dagon was actually a rain god who only by happenstance of word play was "demeaned" into being a fish. Everytime you see sirens, isn't it cloudy? Food for thought.
>>37243546Love that idea.
>>37246072Goddamn. Sonata pulls off being Twi better than Twi does. Best look by far in this bunch of grapes.
>>37246797Aria sure likes lollipops.
>>37247042She likes to bite the head. Until it breaks.
>>37247303Damn. I might like that as well.
>>37246436I'm still not sure if these are new or not. Every time there are new ones posted they just feel like they were pulled from some archive that's been laying around somewhere. I don't know why but they just give give off an older vibe. Also for some reason cosplay and stuff like seems like a thing of the past to me, maybe because I don't frequent those types of circles but still. Maybe it's because of covid or something.
>>37247303I do that with lollipops that have a gum center. Crunchy gum.
>>37249055this has to be re-animated.with a dazzling.
Post only ponies and sirens.
>>37237823Guess which one is dead :(
>>37250701Now that is a healthy looking young lady...Siren.
>>37250557YOU MOTHER FUCKERS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISS-SEE!? HE WOKE UP!
>>37178049Which Dazzle would be the worst room mate? Which would be the best?
>>37254952A poofly rump
>>37255001You have my face buried in that ass
I want to motorboat Aria
>>37252757I love you.
>>37255617You think the Dazzlings would enjoy jet skiing?
>>37256117They would totally love it.
>>37256579The speed, the splashing, the accidentally running over the Rainbooms.Perfect entertainment.
>>37254100>AdagioDoesn't matter. I'd be with her no matter what it was like, but I'd imagine she'd probably be very tidy. She'd live practically but still with aesthetics in mind. Nothing would be wasted space or worthless kitsch, but she'd still create the perfect atmosphere that just screams "Adagio." Spikes, power, seduction. Lots of mood lighting and ambience. She'd probably get physical if you pissed her off, and that's pretty hot. Once you've earned her forgiveness, there would be lots of sweaty, grinding, makeup sex.>SonataWould eat your stuff and waste money on cute knickknacks. Would put on a naive act if you got mad at her for it and try to get your to cover her share of the rent. Would leave taco wrappers all over the floor, even though the trashcan is right there. Might accidentally burn the place down trying to cook (this has precedent.)>AriaProbably the most chill. Let her do what she wants and she'll be respectful, responsible, and happy. She probably wouldn't be much of a homebody though. He room would be clean because she'd always be out a night doing her Aria thing.
>>37255617There is nothing to motorboat on Aria.
Sonata fat titsAria's fat assAdagio's fat balls
>>37250072Made for motorboating.
>>37258705>Adagio's fat ballsDo you really think that? Do you really think Adagio would have the juiciest testicles?
>>37258910Being the leader requires a hefty sack, especially when you're leading temperamental sirens.
>>37256822>the accidentally running over the RainboomsYes, of course. Totally by accident. Definitely.
>>37258753I appreciate a Dagi in any form, and usually any size makes me rise, but to me, Flat-dagio will always be justice.
>>37258910>>37258939This for sure. Adagio has to be a stud to manage the desires and temperament of the other girls.
Hope you guys like this. https://www.deviantart.com/raikohillust/art/Sketch-vs-Final-871020886
>>37260678This doesn't make sense on it's own.
>>37260892Neat, you can see the changes.
>>37261358YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE. I was eating a bunch of oranges while sitting under the ac so I felt like posting it.
>>37261946Kinda intrigued. Want to pet all over.
God I want to follow them on tour.
>>37261946It's surprisingly rare to see a Dazzling with birdlike features, considering the actual depictions of Greek sirens. Gonna be honest, I'd love my Dagi whether she was human, fish, dragon, pone, or birb.
>>37264099>"Hey big boy. Don't you wish this mic was a hot dog? Why don't you buy me one."
>>37264330Something about Adagio using her charms just to get something as mundane as a hotdog amuses me.
>>37265038It's like a wallet with variable contents.
>>37265038>>37265236I saw a sci-twi story using that concept.
Not gonna lie, those real life cosplays look dope.
>>37266501Imagine the smell under that kotatsu.
>>37265038Have to flex that CHA stat anywhere you can, even for mundane small needs. Especially for mundane small needs.
>>37266501Sonata energy. I like how she's completely absorbed in the food.
>>37267769Not so fast
>>37267769Do you know where you are, sir?
>>37267951very long dagi
>>37266942Needs an edits
>>37255001Poof her more.
Imagine alternate universe sirens.
>>37269802The Dazzlings are crazy bodysnatching dinosaurs it looks like, Sombra is a handsome coffee bean mogul or something, and Chrysalis is an.. evil puddle? What the fuck is this?
What would the Dazzles think of witnessing this scene?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXxazufM0x8
>>37271221Decent meal tonight.
>>37271618>Your gfBut the one I love is you, dagi.
>>37267769Sexuality and magic don't mix in nearly all cultures.Gayness in magic was called Nidh in Norse; Roman priest-politicians had to be celibate while in office; Shintoists you see in the wooden houses behind the pretty gates? May not see nor show skin.Imagine them waiting lunar months so they can do one simple spell in low magic Equestria Earth.
>>37271627The bikini is cute
Adagio has a penis, they all have penises
i have been tripfagging for almost a decade now, I am a heritage dazzlefag
>>37272341Your next line is, "Does anyone care?" and the answer is no. Not unless you have a list of good greens you've written.
>>37272350if you honestly think you're "man" enough to date either of the dazzlings you're retarded, if your penis isn't at least 8 inches you're just not a real man, it's just science.They wouldn't even acknowledge your existence.Don't get me started on circumcised sissies either.... like call yourself a "man" despite having 10% of your literal manhood missing?? That's a yikes from me chiefsee, someone like me could get with the Dazzlings, I'm tall, beautiful, massive cock, I'm just perfect alright? You? Not so much, better luck next life kid
>>37272430I'm the real deal baby, I remember operator, sunhawk (aka tsunhawk) and that one girl who could voice act as adagio or somthing, cant remember her name who dated that artist who's name waas like may or something? Idk it's been almost 10 yrs
>>37272442If that is true then you've fallen from grace.
>>37272488no shit, takes like an hour for someone to bump a thread now wtf happened to this place
Hello once again, frens! And now, Aria mows a lawn, by Fishfren Anon. >"Fucking stupid round plastic and metal brick!" >You swing your foot at the offending piece of junk before you, the machine only rattles in response. >"Why won't you WORK!?" You pound on the roof of the offending machine. You've seen countless humans do this before and thought it would be easy. >How wrong you are. >After a series of poundings, you notice something off about the machine's power supply. I should stop saying machine, really, since you know exactly what it is. >A electric lawn mower, with attached cord. >Anyways, you notice the little power button just below the bar that apparently starts this. >You sigh in frustration before getting up and SLAMMING your purple fist down on the stuck button. It pops up a second later, now able to be pressed. >"Damn it, Sonata. YOU should be the one doing this, but NOOOO! YOU'VE got to be the one laying on the couch for half of the day and then going out partying with Seaquestria knows how many diseased humans! Just leave it to ME, Aria "Fixer-Upper" Blaze to mow this bullshit." >You scowl as you clench the bar in one fist and push the button with the other. The machine sputters to life, as if your percussive maintenance was what allowed it to come to life. >Finally.wav>You begin to shear the lawn down, and as you do so, you begin to forget about how dumb Sonata is. Or how Adagio keeps bossing you and her around. Or that stupid bacon haired girl, whatever HER name is. >No, all you can think about now is the lawn. The beautifully maintained sea of green. And how you powerful you feel in this moment. That nothing, not even that stupid wizard, could ruin this for you. >You close your eyes, hearing the lawn mower make quick work of the various bits of grass. You smile, imagining it as a massive sort of... well, steamroller, I suppose. Yeah, a bladed steamroller that's running over those stupid Rainblooms. Watching as they trip and fall under your machine. As any of their widdle friends get turned into roadkill puts you at peace as you continue to mow. >Eventually, you can feel the warm sun on your face. It's not a harsh warmth, mind you, but enough of a warmth to know it's there. You feel a weight lift off your chest when it makes contact with your grape pigmented skin. Upon opening your eyes, you see that you've mowed the entire lawn, from top to bottom. >"Heh! Looks like this IS as easy as it looks." >Your smile could warm the heart of millions, if it wasn't fueled by the thoughts of murdering a pack of students from a local high school. You lean on the lawnmower, before it slips from your weak hold and you fall on your face into the lawn, gasping as you do so. >When your head makes contact with the soft, fertile ground, you can only say one thing. Muffled by the ground and tired from working so much, the only thing you can utter is a single swear. >"Fuck."
>>37272442>>37272366If you really were the "real deal" you probably wouldn't waste your time on 4chan, arguing with strangers over colourful female cartoon characters mean't for little girls. A real man wouldn't. Instead you'd be putting that "8 inch cock" to work. Hopefully on a woman.
>>37272772Don't talk to it man, it's not worth it.
>>37272726Thanks for the cute green, fishfren. I can imagine Aria doing this sort of labour. Adagio would probably complain about it messibg up her manicure. As for Sonata, well, she still needs her fingers to hold a microphone, so best not
>>37272694>>37273419i wish to watch over sleeping dazzles
I wish the Dazzlings would rape me and my gf
>>37275101Why have just a normal human GF when you can have a normal human GF AND an immortal Siren GF.
>We're here to fuck fish pussy.
>>37275277Nice dubs, fellow fishfren!
>>37272442it's the fucking legend himself
Rate their butts.
>>37275277Me too but we'll all be playing pocket pool tonight.
Aria was yelling at a video game in my dream last night. I think it was some platforming baby game too.
>>37276333Maybe she can't handle momentum after a while. Happens to me when I play Super Mario World.
>>37277171I like it. We need more spooky Dazzling stuff. She cute.
>>37277407looks like an edit
>>37272366>8"Closed number.There's a medically registered number of men with erect penises of lengths 7" and over, and they're linked to cardiovascular stresses.
>>37279880Sweet dreams, pretty fish ladies.
>>37280631i really like that color on her
>>37278184Cute puffy cheeks.
Description:he speaks the truth "My home is far from this place. On a Human World of Equestria" He said the truth. Rodimus gasps about why Starbreaker returned to Cybertron "I was once a Chronicler. Since 2 years ago when I lost everything to a powerful Siren that is enslaved their people. That is why I must find a way back!" He said, Rodimus shocks about the event "What happened on this place? Where the others, where's Sunset?" Rodimus asked "She… taked by the Dazzlings. I ever saw the people are enslaved. But they killed their friends, and Twilight is missing." Starbreaker asked "Oh no, we have forgotten since 2 years. I have to do something" Rodimus saidFrom the Darkest Past, from Transformers Equestria Girls: The Friendship Reborn
>>37281733Excuse me what?
I want to hold Aria in my arms while lying with her in bed, and lean down to kiss her on her temple.
>>37280631Cute. I love the casual pose.
>>37283582Thought this said “I want to fold Aria in my arms..”, and imagined things got really racy there for a moment.
*eats your toast*
>>37285689>Sunset rejects Pinkie’s fresh festival churros for even a scrap of the Dazzling’s forgotten old burnt toastShe’s got it bad. Hard to blame her though.
>>37285827I mean would YOU prefer to eat a crowbar over Dazzle toast?
>>37285843Nah I’m right there with her. Not even friendship could compete with that.
>>37285689>teaches the thief her daily friendship lesson, saving possibly her closest friendship from being destroyed by her own foolishness in a matter of minutes and leading her out from an infinite time loop she spent the last 20 something days bumbling through in the process
>>37286379She is truly a benevolent goddess, worthy of adoration.
>>37286379>Dazzle-samas??? I kneel!
>>37286379>>37286397It does sound almost biblical. They were too good for this show.
>>37180033For next thread header?