what if you turned into applejack?
>>37097819stay in your containment thread faggot>>37072023
What, like right now alone in my dumpy apartment? Would probably cause a lot of issues
>>37097819Stay you containment, tranny. No one wants to see tour shit.
>>37097831Shut the fuck up twicuck>>37093056
>>37097819buck an apple tree
I'd rape myself
>>37097819Oh gee,I don't fucking know, OPWhat would happen if you turned into any pony from Equestria?Fucking eat some hay or something Christ
>>37097819Right here and now? Post an ad or some stuff looking for human men to fuck and become the first human-turned-pony-superslut. In Equestria, molest Apple Bloom.
>>37097853yes, all twifags are like this, the same way all bronies are pedophiles and shooters>letting a minority define everyone else
>>37097819Honestly, the exchange of a pair of balls for a bunch of ovaries would be a far greater shock to me than turning into a pony.I'd probably freak out and lose my mind.
>>37097890>falseflaggingFuck off, tranny. You will never be a pony.
>>37097819I'd take a pic and post it on /mlp/.
>ITT: pony tranny faggot general regular hits "create new thread" instead of "reply"Kill yourself as soon as possible, thanks.
>>37097910Meant to >>37097853, obviously.
>>37097910>>37097925Don't try to push your gay cuck fetish on me, buddy
>>37097819Dutch oven myself
>>37097819That'd be fucking weird but you don't seem to be offering many details so I suppose I would just be Applejack.
>>37097927You seem confused. Lost even.
I'd be 80% more productive
>>37097819first thing would be to look at my ass and mare parts in a mirror.
>>37097819I'd let Mkogwheel use me as his personal cocksleeve.
>>37098276this is ultra gayest gayism
>>37098281>Ah! Mighty obliged to meet ya EmKawg!>I hear ya are a mighty big fan of me.>I sure do like all the fancy art ya have been drawing of me.>Oh ain't you cute!>Now don't mind pulling up mah tail there.>Oh yeah! >Be careful not to pull out mah braid now sugarcube.>Look how hard you are!>Just slide that thing right in ya hear?>~Ahn!>Oh, you are big!>~Uhn!>Don't stop.>Yeah keep up that rhythm.>Oh my!>Yeah!>Just ah bit more!>~Ahn!>Oh.... yeah....>That was quite a rut.>Ya came so much.~>I love you sugarcube.
what the fuck
>>37097911Crotchtits or gtfo
>>37097819Would I have to speak in a southern accent?
>>37100331yes, we all know if applejack doesnt speak in her accent she only has so much until she dies
>>37097819I'd probably masturbate and then go kick a tree or something.