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>>37085306good fucking job anon
>>37085406what are you expecting from an aie thread?
>>37085458>>37085406saw it right after posting.Fuck it, too late and the drawthread won't be on long before they have to make a new thread anyway.
Was working on thing but somehow lost it when it saved.Feel like still writefaggin so open for requestses
>>37085946Anon gets lost in the forest and is somehow transported to equestria arriving in the everfree forest. Would prefer if its anonxdash. As I’m a huge dashfag. But if it isn’t I’ll read it either way. I just like the idea of the everfree forest being the link between worlds.
>>37086194There's a whole smutty series of harem-hentai stories where the protagonist (I wanna say his name is Lero? Some weird reference to an old mythical hero I think) arrived in Equestria after he escaped from faeries that kidnapped him from Earth's forests, because their realm borders on every spooky forest. I felt like it was the only interesting thing about the stories though. I guess if you really like smut of a human dude banging the M6 and various others, it's got that down pretty well, too.
>>37086331The "special" is a trip to the moon, isn't it?>>37086502Xenophilia, I think? I remember that the protagonist's name is Bellerophon, "Lero" for short, which is irritatingly on the nose if you know anything about Greek mythology. Bellerophon was the hero who rode the original Pegasus. "Lero" cums inside Rainbow Dash.
>>37086624>Xenophilia, I think?That's the one!
>>37086502Well I don’t want it to be solely smut. I want it to be an interesting read with cute stuff too
>>37087070Sounds like you've got a pretty specific premise you want to read about. Have you considered writing it yourself so you get the story you want?
>>37087070>I want it to be an interesting read with cute stuff tooI have some bad news for you, Anon.
>>37087070You might be better off writing it yourself.
>>37087168>>37087364I can’t write for shit. I’ve tried. I just want it to be cute with some pone pussy pounding in there. But not like the whole purpose of the story. But have like an interesting plot.
>>37087453>I can’t write for shit. I’ve tried.It takes practice, anon. Lots and lots of practice. The fact that you can tell it's shit is a good sign, if you couldn't, you wouldn't be able to get better. You'd just be one of those autists that spew out a million and a half words of terrible garbage.
>>37087453If its not in APA format, 12 point font and times new roman then what's the point of writing anything?
>>37087755>APAReal niggas use IEEE
>>37087453I can't write for shit either, and haven't done so in like 8 years, but I still gave it a shot. Hopefully I can give it another try eventually.
>>37087793>Real niggas use IEEE...so called for the sound you make when trying to read it.
>>37085306kill yourself faggot
>>37088036>>37085406edgefag pls readIt's already been pointed out
>>37088079just another reminder for you to kys that's all
>>37087793I just use METH
>>37088608its whats for dinner
>>37087453Neither can I but that never stopped me.
>>37089594Probably some former crackhouse.
>>37090139You can make it a crackhome
>>37078409Ive done a one-off with a similar(on the face) premiseWhat I did was they were all named Anon, they each dated different ponies, and I did absolutely nothing to distinguish them descriptivelyThe Anons were the only ones able to tell each other apart, and that played into the humor I was trying to go forAlso everyone said Anon differently
>>37092826I do that every day.
>>37093274where did you buy a paddle ball
>>37093342paddle ball shop, duh
>>37093357right there by 43rd and Cactus?
>>37093385rad. Imma get a sammich at the Fry's and hit up the Paddle ball store.
>>37093400Not just rad. SUPER RAD.
>>37093513>SUPER RADGood song
>>37094321oh hey, it is
>>37095122When you write it.
>>37095134but i suck and are an lazy shit
>>37095145oh wait there was that one dipshit that got all butthurt over lesbeeanses i need to triggerspite a best motivation
>>37095985I want to sell tiny Luna to a neckbeard for a reasonable profit.
>>37096687I'll give you about three fiddy
>>37094321i miss them
>Be lesbian Femanon>Escaped from Horny Jail and you're on the prowl for pusi.>First stop is that new club in town.>The Clam Jam.>Actual first stop is to the PoneMart for some smokes and a pint of whiskey.>Get that buzz on before it's 10 bits a drink in da club.>Now with a pleasant burn in your belly belly and a bit more swag in your step you walk over to the club.>Fuck yes the line is short. There's a few stallions but double the mares. Some lady even brought her kid.>Dumbass.>Stubbing out your cig your get in line just as some music starts bumping. Fuck yes it's a live band night by the sound of it.>Finally it's your turn to go in. Sweet no cover charge. Making the way up to a small podium a hippogriff in an apron greets you.>"Hey hun, welcome to the Clam Jam! How many in your party?"Flying solo tonight babe but meet me on the dance floor and we can party allll you want.", running you tongue across your lips lewdly as she blushes.>"F-Follow me ma'am." She turns and leads you in. Hell yeah one and done.>Following her as you openly ogle her butt. Stepping through the corridor and into the main room you look away from dat ass and freeze.>There's a small dance floor and a stage with a band but rows of tables and booths filled with happy families enjoying a variety of seafoods.>Laying a rough hand on your guides back you spin her around. Leering over her."Yo sugarteats, what kinda joint is this? Shit, is there even a bar here?">"It's the first h-hippogryph seafood resturant and theater in Equestria. Y-You know. Dinner and a show.""Shit.">With a huff you turn and stomp out. Leaving the waitress somewhat confused.>Walking out you cross the street and plop down on a bench. Pulling out the pint you finish it off in one go before flipping the bottle into the trash angrily.>"Rough night?" Turning you see a stocky mare seated on the other end of the bench."Fuckin false advertising." Motioning towards the neon sign of two clams bumping into each other.>"Tell me about it. I'm out here looking for some prime poon, the fucks.">With a raise of your eyebrow you slide over next to her. Putting an arm over her shoulders you squeeze her into you."Babe, you just hit the jackpot. My place or yours?">With a grin she lays a hoof on your thigh, making languid circles with the tip. "Yours. Something tells me were gonna need a bigger bed.">Getting up the two of you hurriedly went to your place.>Then you all fucked. Mostly awkwardly scissoring due to size difference and leg shapes.
>>37097576did you even notice the buyer was about eight stories tall?
>>37098285I think he was fooled again.
>>37097594>it's a hippogryph seafood restaurant>because nobody notices a double entendre in EquestriaI had a chuckle, anon.
>>37100184Fuck the queen.
>>37100479Oooooh! You shouldn't say that about adoptive bug-mom, you're gonna be in so much trouble!
>>37100479what? proper fuck?
>>37100479>"What, like the police?"
>>37100544AQAB - Walt Disney
>>37101106You heard me, all queens are bastards. Princess lives matter!
ay, I haven't been here in many, many yearsI recently thought about an old story I read on this board about anon getting a divorce from rarity, who is a jewel thief. it was super fucked up and sad. I think it was on a short lived series of divorce-themed threads or somethingdoes anyone remember what I'm talking about?
>>37102123kinda but also think it wasn't finished
>>37102425GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I KNOW THISwhat the fuck was the name its on the tip of my tongue>inb4 suddenly remember it in the morning
>pones see this sign on Anon's doorDo they do what the sign says?
>>37102816the copyright expired in 2010, that means they can ignore the sign without consequence.Anon and his bootleg compliance signs.
>>37102826>"Can't you read the sign?">"Oh, we can read it just fine, Anon. We're just ignoring what it's telling us."
>>37102816That can't be Anon. His hands are green.
>>37102816>"Maybe Anon is upset, being reclusive isn't good. I'll go in to talk to Anon about what's wrong."
Fishing for what others think of this idea I started on. First time trying green, going for a realistic villainous anon thing, joining storm king due to force of circumstance and going from there.>The small details.>That's what really pushed it over the edge. Woke you from the haze. Tore you from the safety of delusion. Delusions. Dreams, insanity?>Eyes stare straight above. Tracing all too natural imperfections, the swirling grain of the rough wood planks that made up the ceiling above. Splinters jagged, edges unfinished, the tense silence of a quiet mind allowing hypervigilant senses to pick up the muffled sounds of speech echoing throughout the surrounding structure, their soft vibrations felt through a hard cot beneath a shaking head. A constant din and distant shouts, disallowing the mercy of sleep. To not have to face…>Didn't happen. Wasn't real. Couldn't be. Insanity. All of this. Just a dream.>A mental war wages. Logic raging against senses once more. The raw intensity of memory joining combat against what was the easiest, the safest to cling to. The persistent shakiness inside joined by nausea. Couldn't be real…. But if it was… murderer?>No. It… they weren't people. Not human. Just animals, talking animals, same as hunting… That's how it started after all, you were hunting. What had happened?>You were hunting… same trip, same piece of land in the middle of nowhere, same excuse to drink more than you should and get away from it all for a little while. Were you drunk when it happened? An excuse for your own sake, something to blame. It was simply too much too quick, already muddled mind reeling, fear taking the stage as reason got caught up in the gears of chaotic action.>You would love to say it was all self defense, even just to yourself, but the first vivid memory was of panicked action. Monstrous beings suddenly all around, many with jaws full of wicked teeth… you simply acted. Confused sounds silenced in an instant before a bucking rifle, thirty aught six folding a snarling visage in on itself, a vivid red white slush painting another behind it. The suddenness of it all shocking all into stillness... Several shaking seconds passing in fearful quiet before the screams began…>Now, looking back at it, they had likely been of fear, two legged beings with faces and bodies of animals startled into a scene of chaos. Not what it seemed at the time, screeches and howls of nightmarish mutants, sent into a frenzy of movement. Your body responded while your mind froze up. A suddenly stubborn bolt fought back, a shaking hand searching for a now hiding cartridge among too numerous pockets. You took the next one center mass, hip fired from far too close, folding a creature sharply in half, it's shining claws and lizard-like snout, filled to the brim with jagged teeth drawing your focus over the others who approached instead of ran. Then they were on you…
>>37104021>That's really the part where you should have woken up… overtaken by monsters, rifle knocked from your grip, hot pain of clawed hands slashing and gripping at you, before a sudden hard impact sent you… here.>You heave yourself upright, the bare wooden frame of a bed groaning in a way you all too related to. Arms rising to show fading criss crossed lines along them, in a way mirroring the bars beyond you... both proof and reason to disbelieve… wounds simply didn't heal that quick…>The sharp, distinct sounds of flesh against metal nearby draws your focus alongside some ire, that which should not exist a attack on the flimsy shell of incredulity that protected what was left of your mental composure. Disturbingly inhuman eyes meeting your own, yellow backed vertical pupils, utterly lacking an iris. The source of your fear being that which was within them, a shine that should not be… >Your eyes dart downward, the absurd saving you from confronting the impossible, a collar. Gem studded, unintelligible writing on a dangling tag clasped around the neck of a vaguely canine head. It's too large lower jaw tightening as an incredulous smile plasters itself across your face. A dog. You glance over it's rather bare attire, meager vest half covering a lone belt over it's pant-less form, a sole baton and old fashioned key ring hanging from it. A guard dog. Of course.>"You smile now. Not for long " Your composure finally breaks. Bursting into laughter though you feel like curling up and crying instead.Let me know how shit it is. No idea what I'm doing.
>>37104030Is it really edgy though? I think its pretty realistic if someone was actually dropped into such a situation, not in their right mind. I'm trying to burn bridges from the get go to establish some sense of hopelessness.
>>37104033>pretty realisticYeah, that's the thing. "Realism" as we know it doesn't really exists in Equestria, a pastel marshmallow pony world - that's why compared to normal stories, you should drop the edgemeter a few points.That's only my opinion though.
>>37104041...I have no idea how I managed to fuck up that tag
>>37104041>"Realism" as we know it doesn't really exists in EquestriaThat's the purpose of AIE though, no? To induce a bit of humanity to a saccharine world? Opening with the unforgiveable is needed here I think. Gravely wounding instead of killing perhaps? Does that really change anything though?
>>37104066You do you, mate. People will read it.Plenty have written realism into their fics.I don't think yours is that edgy. Edgier has been enjoyed here.
>>37104066The purpose is entertainment. In all seriousness some have tried telling serious stories of conflict, sometimes violent conflict. If that entertains you, great. More often around here, though, it's playing on the contrast between the real world and Magical Pastel Smol Hoers Land for laughs and comfy escape fantasy.
>>37104103edge is my fastest way to drop a story.
Hol up, where da white ponies at?
>>37104030not really edgelording shit.Just violence
>>37104559That's you, senpai, some people like edge.
>>37106262Wow! Pretty mare!
>>37106244teenagers aren't people
>>37106265Can confirm, I used to have to teach them
Requesting a teenage pone being not a pone.
I got a prompt i think its has a lot of potentialBasically what if anon commits some kind of serious offense (could be an actual serious one or maybe even just a "serious" law that sounds ridiculous to humans but for ponies is a big deal).After he gets caught he pleads insanity thinking it would lower his sentece or something like that.Then, acting retarded during the trial he gets what he wants, but instead of a lowe sentence or being free he is sent a high security psychiatric facility.He soon realizes being inside a looney house and being with actual insane individuals is awful and tries claim he was joking. Of course ponies think he is just faking it and becomes one of the "most" crazy ponies inside and funny (or dark) situations occur. Think something like that futurama episode where fry gets sent to robot psychiatric facilty.thoughts?
>>37107290What would criminally insane ponies even look like?Would they wear makeup?Would they be in a pose?Do they know how magnets work?
>>37107290That actually happened in real life, where some guy was suppose to get 2 years but spent 11 because every time he tried to convince them he was sane they claimed he was a sociopath. "Because only a sociopath would pull of playing a sane so convincingly!"
>>37108571i wonder if i still have that one comic. think it was aether in it
>>37107785I can't tell if he's crying or sweating.
>>37109845He is holding back laughter
>>37103122There, I fixed it
>>37108968nopeshit's onna old harddrive and i'm a lzy fuck
>>37111458>Not keeping every single one of your old harddrives all jammed into the same machine as a horrid disorganised abomination against order and common decency
>>371128118000 unsorted images and counting.
>>37112811oh it's still in there I just swapped the cable.
>>37113421>tfw the folder properties lists the file amount as "counting..."
Story prompt: Tard Wrangler Anon. Because in Equestria, tard wrangles YOU.
>>37116707You mean like the one where downs Anon molested Applejack in the barn?
>>37116719No, the one where downs Apple molested Anon in the barn. She combines erf pony strength with the terrifying unnatural strength of retards. And if you try to flee, she will run after you with the speed of Kenyans.
>>37117054You goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this crazy world.
>>37115063All the AIE threads, rainbrows and pre aies saved threads has a fuckin lot of files.Folder's a little thicc as I moved all the1080p seasons, movies ect to the folder too whn I was switching to an ssd last year.My Pictures is a fucktillion of pics I will never be motivated to sort past goofy file names and just knowing where the pic is
>>37117886Don't know why I bothered to blur it, everyone who knows anything about me knows would be able to pick this out.
>>37117886What the fuck is up with the file location and its three different fonts.
>>37118885it's fuckaround 10 second paint edit for lels to hide infos m80don't look too hard into it
>>37118926You were probably looking for Segoe UI
>>37116747The thing is you said Downs Apple which really does not narrow it down.
>>37119029wasn't looking but now I know so thanks i guess
>>37085306Old writefag from the bats thread before it burned out, computer went bust for a year, and I only got one recently, didn't know if it was allowed for me to continue here since it was AIE.
>>37122609is it Anon? Is it inna Equestria?if so gtg
>>37122609do it fagort
>>37123447and make it sexy
>>37111324>Anon places a sign that just says (you)>Ponies start to swarm around it, pondering who its adressing out of the evergrowing crowd
>>37122609I would pick a different thread if I were you.
>>37122609>>37124879Fuck this guy. If it's Anon in Equestria then it fits in the rules.
Like half the stories in the Completed Stories list just 404s. Anyone got any good recommendations for comfy AiE fics, preferably where the ponies have no idea what a human is?
>>37125780replace pastebin.com with poneb.in
>>37125795Thanks man, I never knew of that. I haven't read anything in years, finished one book and I feel like I've gone back to my old bookworm self. I am going to read ALL the fics
>>37125795Watch out, you'll trigger that guy.
>>37126331inb4 he throws a fit about op posts lel
>>37126345I meant the guy who is angry if anyone mentions the op links are busted. That's you, isn't it?>inb4 you mad!
>Anon is an antagonist>not because he's evil>it's just that ponies are too cute to treat with dignity>he can't help just picking them up, snuggling them and messing with them in the same ways you'd mess with a dog or cat>making matters worse is that he's superstrong/immune to magic/ invulnerable>so even their attempts at defending themselves come across as adorable to him
>>37126763Poor Roseluck, that's probably terrifying her.
>>37126763I requested that image in a drawthread long, long ago, with just that sort of story in mind.
>>37127529to be fair that was a shitty time and place to to put up a flower stand
>>37127529dem groomin standards violations
>>37128200Truly, the most horrific part of the image.
Just finished reading obsession and need a pallet cleanser, any good stories with anon actually becoming a good person?
>>37128845If its specifically about anon improving himself then "Thaumaturgy With Anon" works.