Your waifu is sick with a terrible fever and he/she want you to tell her a story.The last movie you saw is the story you tell to your waifu.Did she/he enjoy it? Is your waifu feeling better?
>>36952272My waifu is fluttershy, and the last movie I watched was LMS's promotional: Men of the Footplate....At best she'd be confused at worst she'd be horrified of human industry's pollution...This will not bode well for me.
>>36952272She's going to hear The MLP movie. That is literally the last *movie* I watched.
>>36952272Either Hair or La Chiesa. I think she'd appreciate some of the songs even if she didn't get the references, if the latter just extremely confused.
>>36952313this.Other than the MLP movie, the last time I went to a theater was in 2012. I've pirated everything else since that.
>>36952375You still watched them though.
Last movie i watched was a Polish comedy from the 1990s and a cult classic hereSo yeah i think so
>>36952272Last movie I watched all the way through was Sunshine, a movie about the death of the Sun and a group of people with the extinction of all life on Earth riding on their backs. Seems like it would be a hit or miss with Luna. On one hand she may find the tale of humans overcoming immense hardship compelling and respectable. On the other hand it's a rather bittersweet tale and she may not be in the mood for it being sick and all.
>>36952272I was watching Hostel with my friends.I don't think it's something she'd like when being sick.Also I'm a Slav so it wouldn't be very good thing to tell her about
>>36952272>das bootI hope she likes submarines
>>36952272So, I just told her about Annihilation?Yeah, that's probably not going to help
>>36952272she has the coof
>>36952272>The last movie you sawPulp fiction.I think she'd find the story rather confusing, but she might still enjoy it.She'd probably ask me for a hoof massage after the opening scene too. Which I would gladly provide.I'd much rather tell her shanghi-noon though, she'd fucking LOVE that one.
I think it was Groundhog Day. It's alright, I'd like to see the reaction when the guy kills himself.
>>36952272>My Little Pony: Equestria GirlsShe might enjoy listening to stories about her alternate universe self and her friends, but I won't have that much fun recounting them.
>>36952272The last film I saw was a movie where a girl has a terminal illness, drops inside of a tree, and through the power of Jesus and faith, she somehow recovers.I don't remember the name, it was my mother watching the TV, and I was chilling in the living room.AJ may like the faith aspect, but she will end up with a lot of Christianity questions, and I doubt she needs that when she is sick.
>>36952272>Mortal KombatProbably intrigued, unlikely it'll be what makes her feel better though. I could put a more comedic spin on it since I didn't like the movie all that much for the story.She might be amused when I say "get over here" before pulling her in for snuggles.
>>36952272>waifuCan't say I have one, but Luna's probably the closest I guess. She inspires me creatively more than any other pony at least.>last movieNews of the World, I think? I don't think she'd get it. If I was an applefag I'd probably be in luck, AJ would definitely like hearing a western.
She watches Batwoman Season 2 Episode 10. No it doesn't make her fell better.
>>36952272>waifu>he/she>heOP's a bigger faggot than usual.Last movie I watched was This Is The End, I'd like to think she'd like it.
>>36952272Dash would probably like Hacksaw Ridge. Some dude heroically saving 50-100 wounded men by himself without a weapon while under fire sounds right up her alley
>>36952272I suppose Holiday might enjoy the tale of The Adam's Family movie. If anything, it would give her context when I go all Gomez Adams on her hooves when says anything in that cute accent of hers. I sort of wonder how ponies feel about macabre humor in general though, like family members gleefully trying to murder each other or kill themselves.
>Star Wars episode 3Should I throw in some prequel memes, tell her the story normally, or just tell her the about the tradgedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>>36954885>I sort of wonder how ponies feel about Macabre humor in general though>Porchlight Speckle She'd probably fail to see the humor in it and would wonder why they chose such inefficient plans to off eachother>Rainbow Dash Tries to laugh to seem hardcore, or blows it off as egghead stuff. Actually a little disturbed.>Fluttershy Too stunned to speak>RarityMay get a slight chuckle out of some of the subtler jokes. She's a sophisticated lady after all.>Ponka Po She'd actually probably find it really funny. Especially since secondary sources imply she's a fan of horror media.>Applejack Too weird for her. Probably just gets mildly uncomfortable.>CelestiaNo>LunaShe's a relic from a time when they used the Canterlot dungeon and all of it's many devices often. She'd probably love it.>TrixieMaybe? She might just enjoy it because she feels superior to both parties for having not been in those situations. It's honestly hard to tell. >Cheerilee You can't be around kids that long, that stressed and not be at least a little burnt out.>Glimglam ShimshamProbably feel guilty due to her past experiences or use it as proof for her marxist ideology or some shit.
i dont think fluttershy would like Come and See (1985) very much but i think it would remind her of her own mortality which might encourage her to get better quicker
>>36955536>Rarity>May get a slight chuckle out of some of the subtler jokes. She's a sophisticated lady after allThat's my gal!>Luna>She's a relic from a time when they used the Canterlot dungeon and all of it's many devices often. She'd probably love it.Based>Glimglam Shimsham>Probably feel guilty due to her past experiences or use it as proof for her marxist ideology or some shit.Made me kek
>>36952272>Be me>With sick appulwife>The last movie I watched was the first few minutes of the Zootopia movie>So I tell her that as the story>Sick Appul is confused>Realising how shit it would be to just leave it at that, I decided to make up the rest of the story>video relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doU4eblI9o4>We both have a rip-snorting good time>Suddenly AJ's fever doesn't feel so bad>I think she'll be alright, bros.
>>36954901>prequel memes, or the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the WiseI think you answered your own question.
>>36952272I'm gonna tell her the legend... of Joe Dirt.
>>36954901>Tell her the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise>She asks if its possible to learn this power.>Slowly turn to her and say "not from Celestia..."
>>36952272Last I watched beginning to end is the Violet Evergarden movie last month. In that case she's a puddle of tears.Last one I saw any part of is LotR The Two Towers, and in that one she may be able to forget her pain and get into the world if I could explain it well enough. I'd badly want her to have the books in either case.
>>36952272>The last movie you saw is the story you tell to your waifu.>Telling my sick Celly the story of Event HorizonOh brother. I doubt she'd feel much better after that.
>>36952272Ford vs Ferrari.I think she'd just enjoy the time spent together and the story wouldn't really matter all that much, but the ending would make her very sad.
>>36952272>oppic>implying an alicorn can’t heal herself by casting some sort of spell for thatCringe, but if Twilight is relatively new to being an alicorn, I’d understand.
>>36952272>Can't remember last time I watched a movie.What do?