"RIDDLE ME THIS ANON. My family sees me all too sour, confectionery name not baked with flour, I'm hard as stone and cold as ice, but on the inside I'm just a little bit nice! WHO AM I?"
>>36950125Sickle?Or Fizzlepop?Your riddle has too many answers.
>>36950125The autistic pie sister
>>36950146>no hoovesdoesn't count, sorry.
>>36950129>>36950132>>36950146"All wrong! Someone is getting their waifu lowered into the shark tanks!">>36950145"Not bad, you managed to solve my riddle! But you'll never guess the next one! A protege I'm not, but I'm a clone of the main characters plot! I'm the life of the party, a party of one! What characters name is on my tongue?!"
>>36950125Limestone Pie is not a confectionary name you idiot.
>>36950187>pie>not baked with flourWhat kind of faggot-ass pies are you baking? Gluten free crusts?
>>36950248I guess it's because she's not literally a pie? idk
>>36950212>>36950221Nope!>>36950239Someone's been paying attention to the show! I'll have to really crank up the heat! I have no hoofs but I must scream, I'm always around but never seen! I'd love it if you stopped to talk, did I mention my best friend is a rock?"
>>36950310Maud. She gets me rock hard, I tell ya hwat.
>>36950310>I have no hoofs but I must scream>did I mention my best friend is a rock?This is making me think of Mud Briar's pet stick but>I'm always around but never seen!is throwing me off.Maybe I'm looking at this from the wrong angle.
>>36950342Oh that's gotta be it. It's barbieshit, no wonder I couldn't crack it.
>>36950367The only reason I even thought of it is they wont shut up about it.
>>36950326>>36950327Decently good guesses! But wrong!>>36950342Drat, you've seen the spin offs as well! No matter! I'll just have try something else! I have no hoofs or wings, I lie and con people out of things! You don't see my true colors till later, turns out that I'm quite the traitor!
>>36950397>barbieshit>furshitDropped, someone get this comedian out of here.
>>36950426Dude fuck off. This is a genuine fun thread. You don't like it because you can't spam your unfunny hivemind shit here.
>>36950405You've seen the movie too eh? Alright then... I'm dark inky and black, but I'm not associated with commercials about Gak! I'm every nerdy incels fantasy come true, I'm the darkness within you! WHO AM I?
>>36950397the cat nigger from the movie
>>36950454The pony of darkness.
>>36950454Pony of shadowsgg ez
>>36950443>spamYou're bad at this.
>>36950454the Pony of Shadows
>>36950465>>36950466>>36950468Darn it, that was too easy! Alright, here's another! Can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs! I've done that a lot and I walk on two legs! I'm mean to everyone, but especially to Spike, my sister likes him though so I guess he's alright!
>>36950516that red faggot dragon, garble or whatever his name was
>>36950518>>36950528 >>36950565Right again! Hmm, how about this.. My mane is fluffy like cotton candy, I bake goods as good as they can be. Glimmer was bad but I forgive her, I'll date any stallion as long as he delivers!
>>36950593Sugar belleCheck. Mate.
Nice work RiddlerAnon. It is very hard to make a good riddle for this board because its residents ritualistically rewatch every episode. Keep kicking ass.
>>36950632I'm half-tempted to try one myself.Wisdom nestled in a threadbare crown,A world clouded by glass,Noxious air and crimson suffocation,A life that is soon to pass.Who am I?
>>36950603>>36950608>>36950609You solved my riddle again! But I have more, so HERE GOES! I'm my best friends number two, my voice can soothe the savage goo! I can forgive any atrocity, but I need a moment to do it with authenticity. Who am I?>>36950632yw
>>36950676Tree Hugger. Piss.
>>36950676Your riddles are too easy. Its Tree Hugger. (punch you in the face) Youre going to jail, Riddler.
>>36950676Based Hippie Horse. Kinda bummed her flag didn't get picked.
>>36950676There's literally only one person in the entire show that calmed down goo. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore. /thread
>>36950676>my voice can soothe the savage gooTree Hugger DUH
>>36950766But there are dozens of mares that excite my goo! Technically the Flutter Ponies defeated the smooze in G1, so not quite true.
>>36950667Not sure about the glass but the lines evoke a picture of "Autumn".
>>36951257Not quite.>>36951303Bingo! Well done.
>>36951350That was a solid riddle. Really got the ol' almonds activated.
>>36950212CMON MAN YOU CANT JUST JUMP ME WITH FUCKING MARE COOCHIEfucking hell
>>36951359Thanks. Let's see if I can cook up another one.Fashionable facsimile frightfully ferocious,Audacious amalgamation absolutely atrocious,Confidential conspiracy cleverly concealed,Reckless rapscallions resolutely revealed.Quite proud of that one, actually. Hope it's not too easy.
>>36951397The mare who hired Coco Pommel in that episode she "stole" Rarity's fabric?
>>36951397Yeah, Suri Polomare.
>>36951404>>36951408Nope. Though you're on the right lines with Rarity.
>>36951436That's gotta be the one, I was thinking Punkity but the last line points to your answer.>>36951397You should definitely be proud though, it's great.
>>36951436>>36951448Well, Rarity's definitely involved, so I'll give you another clue or three:Facsimile: A copy or replica.Amalgamation: Multiple entities joining to form one.Conspiracy: A joining or acting together, as if by sinister design.
>>36951458Sassy Saddles?Sweetie Belle?
>>36951397Mean 6 Rarity?
>>36951474>>36951477I think I'd better put this one to bed. It'll either piss some of you off, or make you nod and go "Oh yeah, I forgot about that".It's the costume from Dragon Quest.>Fashionable facsimile frightfully ferocious,Rarity created a dragon costume.>Audacious amalgamation absolutely atrocious,It's obviously a terrible disguise, and it's inhabited by three ponies moving as one.>Confidential conspiracy cleverly concealed,Twilight, Rarity, and Rainbow are following Spike around undercover to make sure he's alright.>Reckless rapscallions resolutely revealed.At the end of the episode, the girls throw the costume off to reveal themselves in order to stand up to the dragons.If there's an interest, I can carry on doing these. They're quite fun to put together.
>>36951499That's some 4d chess.
>>36951499Very nice. After your hint I had the mental image of some CMCs disguising themselves as Rarity, but obviously I couldn't think of any time this could have happened.
>>36951499They're fun guessing, too! But I thought we were only guessing ponies!
>>36951502>>36951508>>36951510>>36951511Thank you; this next one should be super easy, and I promise it's a pony this time.Floral misunderstandings just to start,A fear do high ceilings and walls impart,A whistling sovereign prompts flirtation,Something clearly got lost in translation.
>>36951546Aww, son of a bitch, you got it in one. Nice work, Anon. Peachbottom a cute.Theft seldom leaves a pleasant taste,Flaring tensions with utmost haste,A minute stature won't suppress,Yearning for just simple fairness.
>>36951569I guess Sweetie Belle might work as well (from Sisterhooves Social)
>>36951599Arg. I'm getting worse. Good guess, friendo. Alright, I'd better start getting more cryptic again.A mere word seeds endless doubt,Cruelty throughout the years,Pain is just for mutual clout,Creativity just for tears.
>>36951605Flim and Flam?
>>36951605Bollocks, I forgot to change a word."Endless" is meant to be "Early", sorry.>>36951609Nope!
>>36951605The restaurant review pony from that episode with the indian ponies?
>>36951605pre-reform Sunset Shimmer?
>>36951631>>36951637No and No, though Sunset is a good guess; you're on the right lines with the kind of person she was.
>>36951397>>36951499Fuck, that's good. I thought for sure it was Gabby Gums.
Diamond Tiara? If your describing a bully
>>36951605Maybe the pegasus colts who bully RD Fluttershy and Gilda in cloudsdale flight school?
>>36951682Danke schoen.>>36951684>>36951688Nope, but getting there.>>36951690There we are! You got it eventually. Originally I was going to use the word "fraternal" instead of "mutual", but thought that would make it too easy.Artistry shown in many stripes,A heart laid bare for You,Braced for yes but never no,In a place less shop more zoo.
>>36951711At first I was bewildered, but I can see why you'd think that. Still, it's a no.
>>36951747I guess it could be Fluttershy, but her house is not a shop so it doesn't really make sense, nor does the line "Braced for yes but never no'
>>36951766I'll be honest - the pony's not even close to Fluttershy. For one, she's much younger.
>>36951696Damn, it's Plaid Stripes isn't it
>>36951794Well done! You're absolutely right.>Artistry shown in many stripes,Her name is obviously Plaid Stripes, and she has a strange way of looking at the world - like an artist.>A heart laid bare for You,Her cutie mark is a heart, and Rarity's shop is called Rarity For "You".>Braced for yes but never no,She wears braces, and takes Applejack's rejection of her ideas poorly.>In a place less shop more zoo.Rarity For You is a dump and home to several racoons when the girls first enter it.Here's an easy one:Self-absorption makes one abrasive,Delusions of being the best,Destiny fixed makes one evasive,They'll never leave the nest.
>>36951805Zephyr Breeze, can you do a background horse?
>>36950310But Maud has hooves
>>36951831Correct! Background horses are difficult since you haven't got much to go off, but let's give it a shot:Your house as clean as your fashion,A growling hunger for fresh air,The neighbours confess compassion,And they chase you because they care.
>>36951805It's sort of counterintuitive that three (3) racoons make the boutique 'less shop more zoo', but I digress. Thanks for doing these riddles, I haven't had this much fun since the sphinx pony riddle thread
>>36951859The red dragon from Dragonshy?
>>36951859>haven't got much to go offYeah that's the fun part.Moodancer? I wouldn't really call her background.
>>36951864Glad you're enjoying these. Didn't expect to end up doing them today, but hey-ho.>>36951869>>36951872Nope. Remember, this is a background horse. No 'words' are spoken.
>>36950187pies are made with flower dipshit
>>36951859>Wears fashion>Gets chasedThrowing out a random guess for Serena
>>36952115She's a pretty mare, but you're barking up the wrong tree, unfortunately.
>>36952252There we are - well done! I'll do a couple more then I'll call it quits. This one's another background pony:Early summer addresses but half,Slake your thirst forthrightly,The flowers are not meant for him,But wish him well politely.
>>36952297Feck, first guess! Yeah, it was Junebug. Alright, last one now.Beauty beheld; perfection promoted,Aspirations asserted; femininity floated,Belle betrayed; damsel dejected.Career created; resplendence rejected.
>>36952252Was gonna guess this but I doubted it for some reason. Nice hidden hint with >>36952201>>36952264Guessing Junebug
>>36950125Great thread, OP. Cheers!
>>36952575Da magicks. Great job, Anon. Thanks to everyone for playing along!This was a nice change of pace from writing greentexts all the time.
>>36952587Thanks, that was a lot of fun.
>>36952587I have been inspired by your example to try creating one of my own. It might not be the hardest to solve but I'm happy with how it turned out:Bolshy crowd-pleaserOne pony versus the worldHow else'd we have fun?
>>36950150Sorry that you’re autistic?
>>36950466>pepe the horse