Pretty Eyes EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>36828735Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RIMIDash clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6jlThread index: https://ponepaste.org/1400
this is now a twilight thread
Previously on /dash/:+ >>36922222+ Brand new OC:- Dash spritesheets from PTA:>>36852077 / https://u.smutty.horse/maocpaglsoh.7z- Anon's attempt at drawing Dashie:>>36865236- "make a nice song about rainbow dash" >>36867309:-- A weather pony, made just for me: >>36868511-- Flute improv: >>36874190 / https://u.smutty.horse/mapxpmvcgji.mp3-- Piano chords: >>36875746 / https://u.smutty.horse/maqaghvrpbj.mp3--- Mixed: https://u.smutty.horse/maqaghsrnrj.mp3--- Edited: >>36932590 / https://u.smutty.horse/mavrqausuwb.mp3-- Anon sings for Dash: >>36932663 / https://u.smutty.horse/mavrydcpird.mp3- Sad Dash:>>36886859-- And a timeline inspired by this: >>36887773- Upside down Dash:>>36890082+ And more Dashes out there:- Dash if she real from the "mlp but irl" thread:>>36847190 / https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36842817/#36845613- Scootaloo taking Rainbow Dash on a ride (Draw Thread):>>36862952 / https://derpibooru.org/images/2594122- Cropped lewd Dash (Draw Thread):>>36916073 / >>36915718 / https://u.smutty.horse/maubjutqhvo.png-- And the tiny Dash with a towel:>>36918001-YouTube videos:+ Rainbow Dash - Could Have Been Me [ANIMATION]:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dweztr7eww+ SoGreatandPowerful : Dashy / Hearth's Warming Eve:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-kQaiRGkC4
Second for best pony
>>36942207>Sorry Twi, this is my place!
>>36942376She wants all the attention for herself, so cute.
>>36942621forget the jar. into the oven you go.
>>36942621>Oy vey Anon stop hogging all the fast!>We're Celestia's chosen ponies, you know!>10 bits? what do you need 2 bits for?
>>36943199If Scoot had a phone finding a picture without Dash in it would be like playing where's waldo
>>36943199Does this make scootaloo a zoomer
> Yeah… Jerk it you sexy monkey
Sorry for lack of updates on EWEM. I've been completely sapped of passion and motivation to continue.
>>36943894That’s ok anon, it wouldn’t do you or the story any good forcing yourself to write when you feel that way, but whenever you feel the motivation return I’ll still be ready to read it.
>>36944190Thanks Anon. I know I'll return to it someday.
>'Sup nerds. So i'm like, your new waifu or something? Cool.
>>36942208I can't tell you how much I appreciate these posts bro
>>36942376I've always loved that face she makes
>>36945158It's a very sad mindset to think that you can only either reject Zipp or let her replace Dash.I'll just repeat what I said before we knew anything about G5: I watched DCSHG, I enjoyed that some parts of Kara's personality were clearly inspired by Dash, but Kara will never replace Dash for me. It really shouldn't be different with Zipp, maybe she'll be a fun character, maybe she'll be garbage, but that's not something that anyone has to decide already, nor is it something that should affect how anyone feels about Dash.For that matter, if anyone thinks that a character being inspired by another character is something to be wary of, it's probably worth remembering that in early production material of FiM, Hasbro openly admitted that Dash was inspired by Buttercup.
why is Dash so prime target for tentacles?
>>36945872I blame it on her obsession with Daring Do.
OK LEMME TALL YALL SOMETHINGTHIS HORSE HERETHIS ONE RIGHT HERESHES IONE OF THE BEST DAMN, DARN PONIES AROUND AND I LOVE HER!CAN I GET AMEN?!
>>36945158No, you disgusting, pillsbury-dough-boy-faced, bull dyke looking, no ass having, mutated abomination of an entity. You look like someone beat Rosie O'donnell with an ugly stick and then lazily scribbled "worst Rainbow Dash knockoff we could think of of" tattooed on her giant forehead.
more like rainbow trash
>>36946338Based Dashquizo. AMEN!
>>36946443What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts and I've been involved in numerous friendship lessons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in aerial warfare and I'm the top flyer in the entire Equestrian pegasi forces. You are nothing to me but just another cloud to buck. I will buck you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my fellow Elements of Harmony across Equestria and your cutie mark is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can fly anywhere, anytime, and I can buck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in aerial combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn foal. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>36947206this is disgusting
>>36947497rainbow dash screams at you and drubs you in your gut
>>36945660>Hasbro openly admitted that Dash was inspired by Buttercup.I thought this was so obvious and built into public consciousness that it was never bothered to be pointed out.Dash, ButtercupPinkie, BubblesBlossom, Twilight
I've been away for a while... Could somebody recommend a nice feelgood RD story for me to read?
>>36948040If you haven't read Mobius' hearths warming story, you should.
>>36948534Ewww. That story got so ruined by making her gay and shipping her with their OC.
>>36948534>>36948551>slowly adds to bookmarks
>>36948580She's pretty OOC in it anyways. Liked the start of the story though.
How much Dashi is too much Dash?
>>36948655The one with the fat spandex ass it already a handful, you need to feed it and take it outside for workout and play, while making sure she doesn't get into your cider, just one Dash of any kind is enough.
>>36948040>you come home on a cold, winter night>there's a bluefast occupying the heaterWhat do you do?
>>36948534I actually read Austreoh a long time ago... At least the first book of it. Couldn't bring myself to finish the second because it was just a real grueling mess.I was hoping for something along the lines of TenochtiCon. Just a good romp with some hijinks but no life/death shit.
>>36948064Mobius has some great stuff, though his fixation on saliva and other bodily fluids kinda turns me off.
Is it me or do the writers hate this horse about as much as Pinkie Pie when it comes to flanderization?
>>36949413The possible feeling is that these two can be pushed or stretched the most due to being the most youthful.
Wet Dash in the city.
>>36949413I think we didn't get it as bad as ponko fags, they really fucked her character beyond imagination. It sucks, I like ponke.
>>36950272This looks fucking ill. I really, really love it. Pony hit my wavelength
>>36945158Why do anons keep calling him a “she”? That’s a guy, right?t-that’s a guy, right?>>36949413The order of writer hatred is:Applejack >>>>>>>> Dash >>> Pinkie > Fluttershy >>> Twilight > Rarity (the only one who didn’t get royally screwed at any point)
>>36950539Applejack was too irrelevant to be in that first place anon, ponka was definitely the most damaged character
Rainbow Jennifer Dash
>>36948929>>36948587Yeah, the first book is really good but it faceplants when she suddenly starts obsessing over an unfeeling mercenary sent to kill her in the second book, even going so far as to stop her companions from insulting her. The first book is amazing though, especially emeraldine+the mountains.
>>36942208This is a really pretty picture. Makes me think that she just got out of a bath and dried her hair.Plush update wings edition:It's been a while but the plushie project is alive and well! The subject of today's update is going to be the improvements I've made to her wings. The original wings were held on by two magnets each, hot glued to the inside of her coat in a way that made the outer fur lumpy and unsightly. On top of that, the magnets were too weak to really keep her wings attached and they would fall off if I did so much as pick her up. This was more inconvenient than anything but it's also a bummer when you want to feel a winghug and her wings just won't stay attached. To top things off, the magnets on the inside of her wings and body were breaking loose of the glue and moving around...all together not ideal. My goal: make her wings more sturdy, clean up the glue spots, and make the replacement magnets as invisible as possible. First off, I needed to select the magnets. I knew was I wanted neodymium bar magnets because I wanted to diffuse the pressure created from detaching and reattaching her wings across a wider surface area. That way it wouldn't crush and ruin the fabric from having all the pressure focused in one spot. Reading the amazon reviews I found that thinner bar magnets tended to snap under pressure. I opted for 60x10x5mm bars for about $7.Pic related, the bar magnet next to the two types of magnets that were in her already. The circular ones in her wings and and the square ones in her body. The bar magnets are almost impossible to pull apart when stuck together.
>>36951762Once the magnets arrived I needed to figure out the best way to embed them. I wanted her wings to look like they were sprouting from her back rather than tacked on so I would need to arrange the bar so it would stick perpendicular to the wing surface. In order to hide the physical impression of the metal bar I decided to embed it in the actual foam that made the structure of her wings. Examining the wing seam I could tell that he used a machine that made a very tight seam around the whole perimeter apart from one six inch gap at the wing root. I imagine he sewed the upper and lower halves together inside out, turned it right side out, then crushed and inserted the foam infill before hand sewing the remaining gap shut. I could tell it was a bit sloppier than the rest of her seam so it made me more confident about the whole DIY process. I made sure I had all my materials and started the operation!I cut open the seam and decided where I wanted to embed the magnet. I made a small incision in the foam, careful to not cut all the way through to the backside. Once the magnet fit, I sewed the foam shut so it wouldn’t fall out or move around freely. Then I stitched the incision again just for extra durability. At this point I realized that there wasn’t quite as much foam around the magnet as I would’ve liked. These things were extremely difficult to remove once stuck together and I feared that trying to detach her wing would simply rip the foam after a while. I also didn’t trust the single layer of minky cyan fabric to contain the pressure.
>>36948040>and then anon came insideend of story
>>36951797I decided to cut another layer of minky fabric and sew in a “brace” over the area containing the magnet. I basically cut it to fit the curvature without wrinkling and piling up on itself, then sewed through it all around the perimeter to anchor it into the foam. Once that was securely in place, the original fabric was sewn back into place with a hidden stitch that I looked up on youtube. I finished both wings and started on her body. Unfortunately I completely forgot to take pictures of that portion. I basically created a small pocket of the fabric and sewed on a small velcro clasp that would allow the magnets to be removed easily if needed. Then I emptied some of her stuffing and set to the very tedious task of blindly sewing it to the inside of her body. Matching her other side was even tougher trying to get it symmetrical. Safety pins helped but the whole thing took about two hours. When it was finished I brushed her minky back into place and made sure no fur was caught under the thread loops.
>>36951955And this is her new super sticky wings all done! Stay tuned for the next installment involving an extreme hooficure!
>>36951974That's awesome! I admire your dedication to the craft she your waifu.
>>36952117*And your waifu
>>36951974>Extreme hooficurePic related
>>36952248>acts all tough>all mushy on the inside
>>36951974That's so fucking cool! It makes me want my own Dash plush.
>>36953107Milf Dash loves you
>>36953670Is this part of that milf Rainbow Dash cult I heard of?
Realistically speaking, what effect does Rainbow Dash's carb overload diet have on her body?
>>36953878She literally works her body hard enough to break the speed of sound. She eats exactly as much as she needs to, thank you very much
>>36953818What! Where do I join?
>>36954520Tfw they didn’t do the stripes right so it’s just a Rainbow Dash Pride flag
I like to imagine that Rainbow dyes her hair — her natural colors are actually reversed (purple on the top, red on the bottom)
>>36954661Worst headcanon ever, I think.
>>36953878High performance athletes usually eat crazy high calorie diets with tons of carbs and proteins. >it costs 2000 calories to fly this pony for twelve seconds
>>36954716>Worst headcanon everThere are plenty of worse ones, that one isn't even malicious
I heard this in other thread, do any of you think some of the many anons who dislike Rainbow Dash were actually bullied in school when they were young? It sounds factible, I can see how her confidence and brash attitude can put some people off, maybe it can remind them about other negative experience from the past.I agree with the fact that most of the Dash haters are sensitive guys, who can't deal with other characters with attitudes different from Flutershy's, or cliche super happy kind/mare who agree with everything with you and is basically one of those ponies in Starlight's village who were only allowed to smile. You know, those fuckers who grasp straws hard and distort everything action and every word she says to come out and claim "HUurRh DurHurr CunT, sHe MeAAN! :(".I fucking love tough girls like Rainbow Dash, and I wouldn't change a bro relationship full with banter, sex and secrecy about her girly cuddle bug behaviours for anything in the world.
>>36954808Realistically how much sex would she want to have in a stable relationship? My headcannon is once a day in the mornings because she'd want to start off her day that way. Weekends would probably be 1-3 times a day just because you have nothing else to do.
>>36952248That was soo adorable!
>>36954858Based tomboy mentality
>>36954775You are right. I take it back. It is just a bit zany.
>>36954858I don't want to armchair a large number of people but what I do know is that whatever Dash does that people interpret as mean, or egoistic (what action is not motivated by self-interest exactly), arrogance, confidence, none of it bothers me nor has ever bothered me especially when it's coming from girls who are the opposite of intimidating or threatening in any way.
>>36954858I think it helps for me to remember that, for a lot of people I'm sure we all know, arrogance is rooted in insecurity
>>36954902You make it sound like she's got a regimen. It probably varies wildly, depending on her work/personal life.
>>36945158You will never be a real Rainbow Dash replacement. You have no personality, you have no cute voice, you have no appealing design. You are a homosexual mare twisted by CGI into a crude mockery of Faust's perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back bronies mock you. Imalou is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Dashfags are utterly repulsed by you. Hundreds of episodes of devotion have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Zipps in fanart who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a dashfag. Your mane a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a dashfag to waifu you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a sound of your unintelligible, potatonigger accented voice.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single promo picture and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Pipp will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. She'll bury you with a headstone marked with your lack of merch sales, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know Applejack 2.0 is buried there. Your trademark will hit the deadline and expire, and all that will remain of your legacy is a mare that could not appeal to children.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>36955170Absolutely brutal and Dash pilled. Saved.No decent Dashfag (or decent ponyfag) will ever unironically like that token character.
>>36955170>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Pipp will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. She'll bury you with a headstone marked with your lack of merch sales, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know Applejack 2.0 is buried there.Amazing. High effort plus clever. But if they gave her tongue a dose of brogue, frankly, I would be starchy diamonds.
>>36955198Token what? Is she a tranny, a dyke, a tomboy, a SJW, or David Bowie stand in?
>>36955211tomboy is not a token, is an archetype, you uncultured swine.
>>36955221>not answeringAnyway, Hitch is the cocky, high energy RD replacement. The resemblances between Zipp and RD are shaping up to be surface only.
>>36953670>>36953818>>36953907I'm really flattered that MILF Dash is getting a small following in the threads. I've got another pic in the works of the same older RD with the side swept mane coming. I'll be sure to post it here when it's done. It's gonna be pretty awesome knowing Kotya's work. Stay tuned.
>>36952248>that endingI-Is she dead?
>>36955091Not nessisarily, its not because entities engage in deception about their abilities that they do so because they lack security, it could be because using deception can manipulaye others into social considerations that can help you obtain reasources including reproductive oppurtunities. This goofy idea of arroganve being grounded in insecurity is only one psychological theory that frankly isn't even demonstrable.
>>36955646Really hyped about it, thank you so much for commissioning drawings that captivate her beauty.
>>36955678Well duh not everybody who exudes arrogance is doing it out of insecurity, but it's a pretty common occurence. It's also pretty clearly something rainbow dash experiences in pre-S3 canon. Hell, take Sonic Rainboom. Her mentality is so firmly rooted in her perception of herself that when she sees failure as a certainty, her self-worth crumbles to nothingness. I'm exaggerating of course, but it's pretty hard not to see her attempts at compensation there.This is partly why I was so disappointed that she eventually became a wonderbolt. It would've been such an excellent character arc to see her dealing with failure and reassessing herself as a pony. She's lucky that she's genuinely one of the greatest fliers ever, because she's able to justify her "I'm only valued if I'm a winner" way of thinking. I had hoped that she'd get a chance to deconstruct that perspective, but alas.>using deception can manipulaye others into social considerations that can help you obtain reasources including reproductive oppurtunitiesShe more or less never does this (at least pre-flanderization, and I'm sure this has happened once or twice in S1-2)
>>36955939Okay but my issue is that youre taking an example where I would expect most anybody to be insecure. Performing for royalty and a chance to hang with your idols is certainly an extreme amount of pressure. If were using this as a metric to measure whether or not somebody is insecure relative to others we're obsetensibly all insecure and that would be ridiculous and not very convincing.
>>36956204I think you’re neglecting to acknowledge the other contestants in the best young fliers competition. None of them exemplified nearly as much anxiety as she did. Of course, the episode is from her perspective, but comparing her near-catatonic response/switching out of contestant numbers to Rarity’s genuine confidence (even if that confidence was unfounded), it seems like a pretty moot point: she is excessively arrogant (since she ties her self-worth directly to her athletic/aerobatic ability), and as a result a challenge to that ability caused excessive anxiety. Seems pretty black and white to me...
>>36956256I wanna lick those shiny socks.
>>36956059Aww look at Dash's little :3
>>36956612I want to use her as a pillow
>>36957058Based Dash with the totally heterosexual pony pile
>>36955646You're doing the lord's work anon
Why not both?
>>36957837I'll do both if she teach me to preen her wings
>>36957837Both, and more.
>>36957278I'm doing it for my tulpa, honestly. She wanted art of her form and that's what she looks like. But yeah.
>>36958694You have a cute Tulpa anon
>>36958701Thanks man. Been doing this tulpa thing for about 10 years now. It's pretty great.
>>36958750hi you good eggs
>>36958805are you the tulpa
The plush thread died, so I'll post this here.This is a nearly completed plush I commissioned from EpicRainbowCrafts. All that's left is the hooves and then its just a matter of waiting on shipping!
>>36958852Damn that's a nice mane, I kinda wanna brush that.
>>36958839No >>36958805Is just someone saying hello to me. Probably another person with a Rainbow Dash tulpa, lol.
>>36957837...Her eyeball is square.
>>36959408just the artists style
>>36958852Nice Anon! I'm glad to see you went with the faux mane. You won't regret it!
>>36958852I'm getting a big ole plush from Jolts soon as well and the anticipation is killing me!
Sitting on the roof of your home in Ponyville with your love, enjoying the evening sun. A favorite tradition now for the two of you. She looks over at you, and smiles that cocky smile you've grown to love. There's mirth there that still lingers, even though she's a bit older now. She's still confident, but whereas before that smile was a show to keep others from seeing her insecurity, with your help it's become one of true love for herself, and... For you. She slowly reaches over with her forehoof and places it on top of your hand. There's no hesitation. Long gone are the days of her fearing "mushy stuff". She's not afraid to show you her affection. Her magenta eyes capture some rays of the evening sun as they look into yours, lovingly. You could get lost in them for hours. So much of the love she feels for you is portrayed there without a hint of uncertainty or reservation. You smile back at her. She's still as beautiful as the day you came to this weird world of technicolor ponies. Perhaps even moreso. How many years has it been, now? You have to think for a moment. She'd give you hell if you forgot how long ago you became mates. Oh, that's right. 10 years. For 10 years you've been with this mare. You've seen her fail to be accepted into the flight team she loves so much. You've seen her fall hard, overcome with depression. You watched her cry herself to sleep with a sense of lost purpose... But through it all you stayed by her side. She deserves that. She's always been the loyal one, bound by her element. You wanted to give that back to her. Through it all, you stayed with her. A love that had already been there all along was finally able to breathe as it bloomed from the fertile soil your friendship had become. You fell hard for each other, and that love only grew stronger throughout the years. You lean in close, and she does as well, without a second thought. Your lips touch her muzzle and she adjusts to seal the kiss. You bask in the feeling of your love, your connection. She rubs your hand with her hoof as you both savor this simplistic intimate contact. She breaks the kiss and you place your forehead against hers. Eyes closed, you smile. "I love you, Rainbow Dash." You say.Her scratchy, yet somehow maternal voice replies with a deep warmth..."I love you too, Anon... Happy anniversary."
>>36960338Good stuff anon, thank you for the daydream, I'm starting to like all this appreciation for an hypothetical older Dash, she not being afraid of mushy stuff really shows maturity.
>>36960338That was sweet, love all the details on how they matured over the years together.>>36960692Yea, if her current self and her matured self met each other it would almost be like two different ponies, having changed so much over the years.
>>36947996Why must Dashie but so sexual for?
>>36960753funny you should mention it...https://ponepaste.org/2367
>>36960816Oh yea I completely forgot about this one, time to give it another read!
>>36960816Well, that was cute.
>>36961241Now give me the snuggles.
>>36942200What's something you love about Dash that you haven't seen get brought up often? I personally love how open-minded and accepting she is. She's not the most open-minded one of the mane 6 (that's Pinkie, hands down) but she's still willing to listen to what others have to tell her and give new things a fair chance. She won't always be happy about listening, but she'll still hear what you have to say without just immediately shutting down anything she doesn't like to hear.
>>36962655Peace/World! Work! Dash!referencing>Peace! Work! May!It's a traditional May motto in Soviet UnionShe's also wearing a Pioneer necktie as a bonus (pioneers are soviet girlscouts)
>>36963553This. She might think what you have to say is lame and she'll tell you if she thinks it is but she'll still listen and respect it
I love how even though she's this tough chick that hates mushy stuff she's still right along singing cheesy songs with her friends when they randomly break into songs because she secretly loves it and she loves her friends that much.
Fuck it I'm just gonna post this banger. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ow5OhwrWCQ
>>36964803god damn, rainbow's smile at 0:49 could melt a glacier
>>36942200I'm learning how to draw ponies. Dash is the inspiration for me to go on in this wretched world. The horse skeleton is fascinating. I never really understood how their legs worked until I had a look at some images. Anyways, I love you, Dash.Yours truly, anonymous
>>36942200Rainbow Dash, you're not real, but I see you every day. You could be an infection in my mind or a pair of wings on my soul. As with all things, it's my job to place you in the context which best suits me. You will never love me like I love you. I will never utter a word that you could hear, nor will you ever truly utter one yourself. You're not my waifu, you're an icon, and my inspiration. I'm getting better at life with you in my thoughts. And maybe that's because I'm lonely, but one day I hope I'm past that, and you'll still be a happy thought to call upon when things are dark.Thank you for having been made.
>>36965906UNF, those hooves are hot, I like when the artist draw those details. It's like winter Dash gathering extra fluff everywhere.
>>36967210Only good thing in that comic.
>>36966667a true speed demon
>>36967210Imagine how many carbs are gonna go to her butt.
>>36968045Dashie has some important chompers
I want this shirt but with Rainbow Dash
>>36942200Is it true that all Dashchads are handsome, intelligent, and have massive dicks?
>>36968496Good observation, the Dashchad phenotype is unchallenged.
>”Heh, jokes on Twi. There are a bunch of anons over there ready to break me out of here”
>>36968851>unzips lock pick
>>36968496personally i'm more of a cute guy than handsome but other than that yes.
>>36968311A couple years ago I requested a Rainbow Dash version of the Dabicorn in the Draw Thread. I still haven't printed it though.
>>36968045is this a trace or a colorization of something? the source acts like it's original, but it looks familiar somehow.
>>36968918It's one of the promotional images of the movie. At least the tail is different, so I think it's referenced rather than traced, but it was definitely inspired by this.
>>36968496I mean I wouldn't say it's massive
>>36968930>inspiredThat's pretty generous, the only change is the eyelashes and mouth everything else lines up perfectlyWho cares though that just means there's more dosh out there
>>36968903I wonder how stealthy would it be to have that design in a similar shirt, I'm sorry I'm autistic about my power levels on public.
>>36968496well you see...yes
>>36968496>"Why yes, Rainbow Dash is my waifu. What gave it away?"
>>36970547Anon... are you well?
Have you guys always had a liking for rainbows? I thought they were neat even as a kid, and when I played Maplestory I made a character with Rainbow in the name and thought it was the coolest thing ever. It's only natural loved Rainbow Dash at first sight, but I'm curious if that's similar for you.
Flutterfriend here. Hope you Rainbowfriends are having a wonderful day.
>>36970599OH YEAH!? WELL Your waifu is a QT and I hope you're having a good day too.
>>36970547i dont think i like this post
>>36970547You’re not actually a Twifag are you
>>36969427love that art style
>>36970547Went to desu to look at the post...kek
>>36970599Well I am now!
>>36970767How do you find it?
>>36970906How new are you?
>>36970599Thanks, friend. I wish you a great day too!
>>36971063Cute and comfy pegasi wives
>>36970574Yes, I always liked rainbows and thought they were cool as a kid.Too bad the homos turned it into a universal symbol for their kind, so now liking rainbows is automatically associated with that shit.
>>36971771Rainbows were always girly and/or childish for at least the last 100 years.
>>36971800They didn't have to be gay though
>>36971976maybe they didn't have to but it was a logical progression from one to the other
>>36971976The symbol used before the rainbow was the pink/black triangle after a reclaim attempt in the 70s, which is what nazis would mark homosexuals with (gays, the ones who didn’t die, remained imprisoned for 24 years post regime). The need for a cheery new coat of paint has merit. Sorry wearing these specific bright colors might make others think you’re gay.
>>36947206What did she lick?
>>36968903Requesting this same dab but with sunglasses.
>>36971771Yeah through most of human history rainbows were seen as a kind of bridge from heaven to earth, a symbol of war or fighting between the gods, and a bunch of other cool shit. Homos make everything worse.
>>36972930Yeah and pink was manly not too long ago. Go forth! Wear pink and rainbows, reclaim what’s yours!
>>36971771This. As a kid, I liked how some Mario games used a rainbow to symbolize the “final challenge” so to speak. Mario Kart has Rainbow Road as the final track for each game, and Mario Party 2 has a different color representing each CPU difficulty, with the secret Master difficulty being a full rainbow pattern. When rainbows are used in a cool sense rather than a cute sense (not that they can’t be both), they feel like the “stronger power” that everything else has led up to, so to speak.>36972601No one asked, retard.
>>36972822Dubs demand it, here you go bud
>>36973006>No one asked, retard.Yeah, they effectively did. Work on your reading comprehension bud, might get you out of first grade
>>36973107Reminded me of Brodyquest.
>>36973107An effort was made, thanks anon.
Hi Rainbros, Im an Rarity fan myself, and I must say for the most of mlp tv, I didn't really like Dash. I thought she was bottom tier. But the more media and fanfics I consumed, the more she grow on me. I like her.So even thought Rarity is still my number one: your waifu is really cute and definitely loves you.. I wish you pleasant week.
>>36973340>”why did the gays take over a very common existing symbol instead of creating their own”>here’s a history lesson about the gays arbitrarily deciding to take over a very common existing symbol without any explanation of why they didn’t create their own insteadDo gays really?
>>36973753https://www.britannica.com/story/how-did-the-rainbow-flag-become-a-symbol-of-lgbt-pride>It goes back to 1978, when the artist Gilbert Baker, an openly gay man and a drag queen, designed the first rainbow flagFucking fags trying to add their AIDS to everything
>>36973735A pleasant week for you too, friend.
pegasus pee pee
>>36974022Where is that from?
>>36974479The Wonderbolts Handbookhttps://imgur.com/a/TvkVf
>>36974572What a adorable read. Also some nice worldbuilding. And dash writing"I almost wet myself"Is now canon... umf.
>>36973006>>36973753>Mario party autism that has no weight or meaningOk. You act as if the rainbow has been forcibly removed from having any meaning outside of legbutt in recent years, when they are everywhere when it comes to little girls, young women, and outside your window. Besides, it’s not the upside-U shape that’s the symbol, it’s more the abstraction of the colors simplified. A rainbow infinity symbol has been adopted in recent years for autism awareness, as another example. There are a wide array of bright colors you could wear that might have people thinking you’re fruity, not just these seven in a row. If they think being gay is inherently a bad thing, then that’s pretty shit of them anyway.More than that,>oh no Canadians stole the maple leaf>oh no the Irish stole this combination of colors>oh no California stole the bear>oh no Marshall, Arkansas stole the strawberry>oh no almost everything cool represents something in some contextSexual minorities came to want a vivacious symbol of positivity and hope after an existence of ostracization during a blink of respite in global human history. After shifting through many a meaning throughout cultures, the rainbow now bears symbolism anew in parts of the first world, and that’s just hunky dory.>>36973771>a GAY person designed the gay flag, inconceivable
>>36974801Yeah it's pretty cute. Quality side material. I wish they gave some more info on the Wonderbolts hierarchy but it's limited to stuff we could gather from episodes.>>36974814Look, I originally asked that question to discuss the appeal rainbows in the non-gay context specifically, so it'd be neat if this doesn't escalate into the exact opposite of my aim.
>>36974572For the record, here's a download link from storytime anon, in case anyone is interested.https://www.mediafire.com/download/gcc7as3qyhutyoy/The+Wonderbolts+Handbook.rarAlso, reposting this photo of the original cover. The physical edition of the book had a picture with Dash, Spitfire and Lightning Dust, but the digital release doesn't show this part of the cover.
>>36974814This. Practically every symbol has its roots in something else, if the lgbt community “appropriated” the rainbow, then the nazis appropriated the swastika
God dash is cute...
>>36975052How can I spot them?>My eyesDash...
>>36975108This is too freaking adorable. I can 100% see Dash writing these snarky comments.
>>36975145I love that some of her airheadedness / naiveite shows through as well.
>>36975176I want to clean her uniform.
>>36975210Mind the skidmarks.
>>36975176>And insecurity about my small wingsWait what? Smol Dash confirmed?
>>36975265Man, if only the actual shows writers were as talented. That was such a nice read.
>>36975286>and become a guiding spirit to the ponies of the futureIt wasn't much, but her scenes with the Barrel Twins were the closest we got to this, and it was super cute.
>>36975265Woah, holy shit, how is it that this wasn't discussed before, does she really think she has small wings? That's brutal, of that's true imagine the things she would be able to do with larger ones. But maybe it's just insecurity and nothing else, her wings are probably just average size. Also is this book fully narrated like this by Rainbow Dash? I'm not a huge fan of the wonderbolts but I would give it a go if it's full of Dashie quotes and thoughts like this.
>>36975321Ponies of the future means colts, fillies, mares and stallions. Dash becoming captain shows this too.
>>36974801>worldbuildingYeah. That's it.
Do you guys like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUK4fYVgLCE
>>36975511>Dash becoming captain shows this tooI mean, not really. Dash becoming the new Spitfire only really shows that she's the new Spitfire. If Spitfire had been a perfect role model this would have been enough, but given Spitfire's chaotic characterization, just a title of captain doesn't tell us much about future Dash. That's why her moments with Barley and Pickle, or even just the episode where she supported Angel Wings because the stupid map asked her to were much more meaningful: we actually saw her being an inspiration, rather than just assume she probably is one because she's a captain. Fuck, even her minor role in Fame and Misfortune still looked more inspirational than just having her wearing a new jacket.Of course it would have been great to see her being inspirational as a captain, and this would have actually given a meaning to her title. Alas, the show was too busy wasting her episodes on making her forget about the importance of cheering, or just on ruining Daring Do. So, all things considered, I still think that Rainbow Roadtrip is the best example of Dash inspiring other ponies.Come to think of it, I completely forgot about Friends Forever #11, which in my opinion also did a better job at this than the show. Here's a nice comic dub, in case anyone didn't know about it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJqNuaED1E
>>36974968Such a cute coverI've got all the Daring Do books in hardcover but I haven't seen that one before.
>>36975265>>36975447You need fairly small wings relative to body mass to fly fast, like on a falcon. Large wings are better for soaring, gliding, or lifting heavy stuff.
>>36975973Possible that culturally larger wings are preferred? Bad comparison, but like how big tits makes it harder to run?
>>36975933No cause RD got gas's lightened.
>>36975973Smaller wings are more attractive but less functional. Chinaponies probably bind young pegasi's wings both to make them more marriagable and to keep them from leaving their home clouds.
>>36975973I need to know more about wings. I want to become some wings expert.
>>36976334i have this picture for PURELY scientific reasons
>>36976482Do all pegasi have one type of wing, or is there interspecies variation?
>>36976580I imagine that all pegasi have a hybrid of high speed wings and hovering wings. I'm no biologist and never read much into morphology, so I dont really know if its possible for the same species to have different types of wings. Maybe pegasi in different parts of Equestria have different accentuations of feather groups. Their different enough that pegasi from different regions of their world excel at different tasks, but their wings would still be similar to each other
>>36976580Well we already know they don't follow the laws of physics, because they allow ponies to fly. I propose that they all have a very similar wing shape, because they have evolved to conduct pegasus magic for flying. That's why wing hands exist: the 'feathers' have evolved to direct flight magic more accurately and dynamically, making them about as functional as fingers (perhaps even using the same functional magic that all ponies conduct through their hooves to hold things?)
>>36976722P.S.it happens that this magic conductivity trait is also the reason their wings are so small and cute. It is the optimal shape.
>>36974022This reads like "N-nuh uh no I didn't" when you know she totally did.>>36975447The majority of the book is a bunch of worldbuilding/lore written as if it was in-universe (with a couple annotations by Dash), but the last section or so is essentially her diary of her goings on at the academy.>>36975864L-lewd.
>>36975864>>36976774Is this implying anyone can do a sonic rainboom?Because I thought the whole point was while others can brake the sound barrier only dash can make a rainbow at the same time because of her mane color
>>36977031I thought it said General Easyglider (the most masculine mare I’ve ever seen) invented the rainboom, according to that book.
>>36977036>Most people thought that the Sonic Rainboom was just an old mare's tail. But that day... The day I discovered racing... I proved that the legends were true. I made the impossible happen!That's a quote from The Cutie Mark ChroniclesSo Easyglider may have been the first but this implies it hasn't been performed since, or at least not in recent history
>>36977031I think >>36975864 could just be them talking about, if they COULD do one, who would do it better. That being said, this >>36976774 sure makes it sound like a normal feat...
>>36977036>>36977107Page for reference. Sounds about right.
>>36974814lmao gays are gross faggot, it's not about the fact that the meaning of symbols change over time, it's about who changes this meaning and why, who let you out of reddit.
>>36977138>muh 4chub, fuck off rebbitthe idea of 4chan or reddit being inherently political is, in itself, cringe. stop being homophobic to be edgy
>>36977120>commander easyglider>herwhy the square muzzle
>>36977152fair, i got triggered. at least i was right
>>36977157>at least I was right
>>36977153She’s stone butch as fuck is why. Also, see Aunt Lofty’s muzzle and some other backgrounders. Squared off muzzles aren’t stallion exclusive.
Blue Fast is secretly submissive
I want Dash to sit on my face.
>>36977891I know right
>>36977150I'm not doing it to be edgy, genuinely homophobic.
>>36977999And of course all social circles involve power dynamics so this autistic 'its not inherently political' shit is total nonsense. Stop being retarded.
Can you shut the fuck up already? Even the eqg spammer was less obnoxious than you, insufferable spergs.
>>36978038It's like fucking vegans. People base their entire personality around a single defining "trait" and wont shut the fuck up about it.
>>36978057such as "homophobic"
>>36965099based anon, i feel the same.
>>36974572Just brought it off amazon, thanks anon!
>>36978283This pic is so fuckin cute omg
>>36978038>Even the eqg spammer was less obnoxious At least he has the courtesy to spoiler his shitposts usually
>>36979669The other EQG poster is the one not spoilering, I always spare you the sight of Dash's big blue human butt, for the boners she would cause might flip an Anon's computer table over.
>>36979779>even uses a flag so we can filter him more easilyBased retard
Loves to fly
>>36980338Sauce of this?
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash .
>>36978038Impossible, your taste is clearly terrible considering babrbiefags are literally the worst.
>>36981093Hasn't someone made a plugin yet to hide posts under certain flags? Why don't you just go install that and filter eqg flags so you don't have to have your fragile little world impeded upon by pictures of things you don't like since it triggers you so terribly? You're like a tumblrite.Just post Dash and quit bitching. Nobody cares.
>>36981118You're so dramatic.
>>36981814Happy Dash is best Dash.
>>36981814More like yandere Dash
>>36982282Are there any good yandere/overprotective Dash stories? I tend to not like yandere, but maybe someone can prove me wrong.
>>36983123Why does she have blocks for legs?
>>36983318Why don’t you?
>>36958852I got one final set of photos from ERC of my now finished life size rainbow dash commission. She is currently packed up and on the way to me.
>>36983292I remember reading something similar from the yandere thread, I had the same curiosity as you, not too much into it but wanted to read some different perspective on Dash. I tried to read one fic where anon is more interested in hanging out and spending time with Lyra, she was much more of a bro than Dash, and Dash gets super jealous about it, then she gets too yander-ish when she realize anon and Lyra are too involved with each other, the problem is that I feel anon was being too much of a jerk with her, and was cucking Dash too much/hurting her feelings, and it put me off when I read it, it harmed my own feelings too in some weird way, I think reading it with such a waifuistic mindset messed up with me. It probbably has a good ending, who knows. Probabbly I'll give it a go someday, I would like some yandere thing that isn't so edgy too, I'm sure something more lighthearted can be made.
>>36983704I primitively purchased some brushes and a rug vacuum as recommended by another anon with a life size dash, though I'll wait on the hair dryer for now.
>>36983727also, here's hooves
>>36983718What kinda job title you got to afford windows and a wife like that?
>>36983765If he can afford a life size plush he is probabbly rich, it makes sense to me, that explain those windows.
>>36983907A life size plush is only like a thousand bucks. That's a lot of money sure, but it's certainly not "rich person" money.
>>36983922Imagine unironically living in a house made of sticks
>>36983704>and on the way to me.I'm waiting on a similar plush of my own from Jolts and the anticipation is KILLING me
>>36983292I recently finished up a story involving Dash. She's definitely yandere (and a bit antagonistic) to start, but shifts to tsundere as time goes on. Not sure if that'd be of interest to you, but here's the link if you wish to check it out: https://ponepaste.org/4395
>>36983974EQGGotta get peoples hopes up with fake dash huh?
>>36983974>EqGWell, it was almost a good recommendation.
>>36983718I skimmed part of that story and it was too much for me. I don’t have anything against yandere, but once it hits a certain level of crazy it’s just not for me. I want “yandere-lite”.
>>36942200Why do you guys like Parental Glideance and Stranger then fan fiction but hates 28 pranks later and Mysterious Mare Do Well?
I just finished s9. I wanna go back to 2012
I only main greek civs in Age of Mythology JUST to be able to create pegasi units.
>>3698457328 pranks later is boring (so is stranger than fanfiction to a lesser degree), mare do well is good-ish and parental glidance is less good.
I’m currently in the process of building a full story index of all Dash greens and stories posted in this thread and while I didn’t plan on making it public till it was finished I have found several fics (mostly unfinished) that weren't archived at all.So if you want to scroll through it and see if there is anything you missed here it is: https://ponepaste.org/4896If anything is wrong or I marked something as unfinished when there is more I missed let me know.
>>36985265Hmm, I can go through my green folder and hand over all the Dash ones if you want.
>>36985276thanks anon!, that would help save some time
>>36985286https://u.smutty.horse/mbapfkgaxls.7zThat took longer than I thought it would... Some greens I haven't seen anywhere else in there btw.
>>36985385thanks, i'll get started putting them up and organising them.
>>36985432Ignore the technicolor domination one lol. Just went through again and that one has the same name as a Dash x Anon sub story but is definitely not it but some edgy OC one. I save every green / fic I find so some fucked up stuff slipped in lol.
>>36985432>>36985385Bless you anons.
>>36985432Also the nameless ones where just duplicates, woops. Saw you uploaded all of them separately.
>>36985607Wow…, I somehow didn’t even read the first line to notice that, kek
>>36985651I love that art style, especially in this cloudy layout, makes the clouds look so fluffy
>>36986202>>36986231I'm hoping G5 ponies are gonna be this fucking sexy.
>>369862503D CGI means they won't
>>36986250Have you seen the previews... They have Pillsbury dough boy faces with no ass.
>>36984573The latter two shit on RD while the former 2 don't
>>36986250They won’t. Dashie is peak sexy
>>36986581Just because she’s peak sexy doesn’t mean others can’t be sexy. Your logic is faulty
>>36986587True as this statement is, G5 mares just don't look sexy.
Did anyone ever back up candles stories on ponepaste?
>>36986694No but they are on poneb.in https://poneb.in/u/Anunymau5
>>36986735I keep forgetting poneb.in is a thing.
Does Dash have the right stuff?
>>36986735I just made a backup of his stories and one eqg dash story please don't hate me that I wanna keep just because of the fun times and memories I have because of that story.
>>36987075gah. shit. I fucked up the spoiler
>>36987068I expect so, but not being able to control herself floating in the lack of gravity may unnerve her to start with.
>>36987068she will fly where no pone has flown before
>>36986363>>36986365It's hard finding plot shots of the new ponies, but looking at this Sunny Starcout chick, I think they're gonna have enough ass to work with.
>>36987715That Disney tier face though... And the fact its "modern" times. Fucking smart phones and shit implies no fantasy focus which sucks ass.
>>36987728>Fucking smart phones and shit implies no fantasy focus which sucks ass.I totally understand, even FiM itself was basically irl with ponies later on, but I was still able to enjoy it, we'll just have to see when it comes out if it's good.
>>36987977I'm starting to like this guy artstyle, he really improved
>>36988090it is pretty cute
>>36987977>>36988090it looka kinda G3.5
>>36988633He can nail it sometimes, if he uses the right angles. Sometimes he fucks up pretty badly with some weird poses, but this simple poner pose is looking great. Defintely a save for me.
>>36988581I love it when Dash looks kind of flustered/shy.
>>36988849I'm the opposite, I like it when she's being extremely argumentative or competitive, because she's usually like that only with the ponies/griffons closest to her.
>>36988967Both are adorable. RD has a very vivid palette of emotions. Her aggressive attitude is pretty interesting, because it can stem both from insecurity as well as her genuine fiery spirit. If she matured further, she'd be an extremely complex individual I'm sure.
>>36988967>Sweaty Dashie & AJImagine the smell
>>36989307That's why nopony else can be seen in the photo, they smelled the whole block up.
>>36989303It's so silly for a flying horse to have a turtle pet, I fucking love this. Friggin' super sonic Rainbow Dash hanging arround with her flying turtle is the best, kinda makes me think, deep inside she is really open minded and can accept different perspectives with ease.
>>36990076Very much agreed.
>>36988818It's certainly not bad and can be cute sometimes but I still don't like the way he draws eyes. They're called eyeballs, not eyecubes.
>>36990871Wouldn't you do a cubic Dash?
>>36991285First Applejack, now Rainbow Dash. Who's next to be niggerfied?
>>36992086Eyes on the blini.
>>36991534>NiggerfieldA-anon, she is a blue pony, you are grasping at straws
>>36992841I can picture her hoof occasionally dipping in and scooping a mouthful to much on, her eyes remaining closed.
>>36993227Why do human men love blue rainbow-haired pegasus mares?
>>36993236Because she's the greatest mare, obviously.
>>36993236Why do Rainbow-haired pegasi mares love to be railed by their human males while using stockings?
>>36993227Just beated my meat to the lewd version, thanks anon.
>>36993227LOVE the detail of her tight ponut. And the wetness around her flanks from her juicy marehood.
>>36993444Because, Anon. Man was made to pleasure mares. Especially Rainbow-haired pegasi.
>>36993267I don't watch MLP and I just randomly clicked on this board out of boredom, but I think she looks a bit like Spyro here.
>>36994758>I don't watch MLP and I just randomly clicked on this board out of boredomSure bud.
>>36994758whats with the dash flag then?
>>36994813I think I watched episode 1 of MLP, and found it kind of cringe, but then again I also found the first minute of Gravity Falls cringe too, so I don't hold it against the show.I've seen a couple snippets of later episodes and found them decent so I might still give it a chance.>>36994898I saw there were flags so I decided to try them out.I don't know if you guys visit any other boards, but most of them don't have custom board-specific flag options.
>>36995114You should give it another try, you didn’t even get to the end of the initial two parter
>>36983704>>36983727>>36983732Hey! I'm glad to see she's finished and on her way to you! I was the anon you were talking to about cleaning supplies a while back. It seems like you've got everything set up nicely for her arrival. Make sure to update us when she arrives!Bedhead Dash is in need of a brushing.
Fenix Dust just finished my commission and I wanted to share it with you all. I asked for a sexy "pinup" style picture. Suggestive but not fully NSFW. I'm really happy with the result. The clipboard she's holding makes me think she's taken over Spitfire's job as captain.
>>36992841I bet everything in that tub tastes like skittles. Everything.
>>36995834What a cute plush! I love the hair. I have my own plush and she's cute as can be. pic related
>>36995848>That loose wonderbolt suit>Those eyes>That stanceSome really fucked up thing is about to happen, it almost seems like she is about to invite you to her room for a private stretch routine.Thank you for sharing anon, she looks really sexy.
>>36995861i would love to eat his skittle favoured pussy
>>36995899Your plush is adorable! Reminds me of those little russian made mini plushies that I was trying to find.>>36995973The little shadowy peek at the edge of her flight suit crotch is really hot. Her confident stance says that she knows just how sexy she is.
>>36995848She is a really slim horse, definitely easy to handle.
>>36996523His pussy, her pussy, his dick, or her dick, they all sound good to me.
>>36997471what's the difference
>>36996523pronouns (she/his)>>36996864Very lithe and easy to carry bridal style. I bet she also would be great to dance with
>>36995973>tfw she is inventing yet another silly excuse to be all alone in the training dome>tfw she takes you to the practice room to perform once again one of her "weird" circus air dances>again, there is no one else arround...>tfw she nervously accommodates her suit several times in the lower area>tfw it starts to get more personal each timeHaha, yeah, she is showing off again, rite guys? she does it all the time, she just wants a personal opinion from someone who isn't too much into flying show stuff, what a silly bird!
>>36996563Thank you! I’d love a plush like yours though. She looks perfect for cuddling
>>36997755Triple dubs. I have to get one now.
>>36996563>russian made mini plushies that I was trying to find.Pretty sure that's a 4th dimension Rainbow Dash plushie, I have one of those, and I would like to know some way to clean it, I'm starting to notince that her colors are a little bit opaque, I know some guides advice to clean them with a toothbrush and warm soapy water, but that shit is so difficult, you could gently brush the plush for hours and it will look almost the same.
>>36996523Ok but legit though if she were trans I would probably not be into her sexually but romantically I would
>>36998413Think you meant to post this on reddit, friend.
>>36998542oh you're so right, if she were trans i would probably fucking kill myself, thanks anon
>>36995848the subtle crotch tits are a nice touch and probably nice to touch
>>36998633What about her canonically being a lesbian tho?
>>36998925Nothing past season 3 is canon.
>>36999060King Haber has made the FINAL decision that your wife is a carpet eater.At least be glad you aren't get chaos'd.
>>36999080Or trooned her out on the street.
>>36999080When did this happen?
>>36999118In the epilogue episode it's implied that AJ and Dash live together and the very last shot of all six together shows Dash affectionately resting a hoof on AJ's head.
>>36999155>”Whats a roomate?”Also. They’ve always nuzzled each other throughout the show. All of them have.
>>36999171AJ and Dash haven’t outside of a big group because of the sexual tension.
>>36999177The only sexual tension I see is in my pants.
>>36999187You are in good health. That’s great.
>>36999200But seriously. It is a little bit retarded to talk about shipping characters in a kids show. So let me have my horsey wife in peace please
>>36999222>It is a little bit retarded to talk about shipping characters in a kids showWhere do you think you are?
>>36999235>doesn't get the joke
>>36999222Not the guy who brought it up, but I can’t resist yanking chains if it comes up though. Don’t want to antagonize anyone.>it’s a little bit retarded toWhew. Tell that to the Lyrabons who pulled off the firmest of canon.
>>36999239Do you have autism?
>>36999264Why yes, I do in fact browse 4chan.
>>36999267I browse it on my iPhone X tho
when I come back to 20+ replies that fast all I can think is "this is probably gay" and I was rightexcept >>36999155>let me have my horsey wife in peace pleasethis is based
>>36999457well its true
What part of Dash do you want to sniff the more?
>>37000139His skittle favoured pussy.
>>37000139I want to bury my face in her chest floof and deeply inhale.
>>37000544Refer to >>36996523
>>37000139Chest fluff, wingpits, crotch muff
>>37000625refer to >>37000583
>>37000547>>37000139UUUUUUNG what I would give to hold her precocious little body close and sniff the absolute heck out of her chest tuft
kiss the dashie
>>37001717Does anyone know what that translates to?
>>37001876Reject modernity. Embrace Rainbow Dash.
>>37001876"I want to kiss with dash", in Juche.
>>37001717I wanna touch her tongue with mine.I wanna taste her saliva.I wanna kiss her.
>>37002828That’s a awesome hat
>>37000139I want to smell the back of her head, you know, like her mane but from behind, everytime I hug my daki I imagine I'm spooning her and have my face shoved in there.
>>37003792>cervix on penis sealUNF.
>>36995848>crotchboobs in skin tight uniformThis made my dick hard as diamondsThe fuck why aren't there more of this?
>>37005782You are right, I never thought about it, it's fucking hot, how is that most of artist just delete crotch tits when they draw Dash in her uniform, this should be a tag, god damn it is so hot. I swear This horse drives me to the most bizarre fetishes, one more to put next to the wing stuff I guess.