What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqSearchable Archive:http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyrDiscord:https://discord.gg/4yAUDzKDropboxhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0Kid Icarus ROM Hack: An alpha hack for the NES Kid Icarus game.https://filebin.ca/3NORheK9hIFr/hope.ips>old thread >>36805526
Reject Bat, comeback to Birb
>>36832160Can you believe there are still birbs without a sphinx to call their own?
>>36832189>sphinxthose little shit freak me out, let's just keep them as satyrs
>>36832314>let's just keep them as satyrsThat is why this is called the Satyr general.
>>36832314>>36832681People sometimes call Alex a sphinx. Don't pretend it means literally human headed cats.The point is, griffin wombs need human seed badly.
>>36832146Pogo is just thinking on how those fingers can mess up her asshole
>>36833463Something something, that story where Emma's dad has to masturbate her because of her talons.
>>36834158that sounds fucking cursed
>>36832160Downy feathered wings are certainly more fun than a leathery membrane to snuggle into while spooning, more than making up for the slight risk of being inadvertently disemboweled by his partner kicking him in her sleep.
>>36835079Alex can't suck dick half as well, though.Bump.
>>36834158>Emma's dad>Not her momIf anyone knows how to masturbate despite having talons and all that, then it'd be griffins.
>>36836288I mean they're part lion, and what are cats known for? Licking themselves. Autocunnilingus is a griffin lady's staple method of masturbation.
>>36837293Is it racist to dress your sphinx up as The Riddler for Nightmare Night?
>>36837398Yes, but it's the sort of racism that's fine between parent and child.Like how many dads can lovingly call their satyrs their little abominations.
>>36837398Not really, unless you headcanon that tons of humans are in Equestria and many of them are easily offended by everything.Think about it. Why would ponies or griffins care what someone dresses up as on Nightmare Night? In Gilda's case, I think she'd be more worried if her daughter dressed up as something geeky or something. Just imagine Gilda's reaction if she were to see Alex and Pogo walking around dressed as some kinda warriors from a fantasy world.
>>36839053Get your tongue in there, Bella.
>>36839359She's on it
>>36839527Truly a blessed relationship.
>>36837398>>36832146"Pogo.">"Yeah?""Riddle me this, riddle me that, why d'ya keep leaving the toilet seat up you fucking twat?">"Oh come on, Alex, you have hands, don't you? Besides, why can't you ever finish off a tube of toothpaste before starting a new one?"
>>36839990Totally no homo as well
>>36841191Indeed. There's nothing homo about a girl coming over to eat out her friends asshole.It's just one of those things girls do.
>>36842048>Bella eats out Darcy on the churchThey sure are good pals>Darcy finger fucks Bella on the parkThey sure are good pals>Bella fucks Darcy with a strap-on in the middle of the apple farmThey sure are good pals>They have sloopy loud sex on publics bathroomsThey sure are good pals>They handholding on the sugar cube cornerHOLD UP!
>>36844656Don't get weird about it. It's just some friendly lesrimming.
>>36844656Big Mac and his wife do not approve.
>>36845636Of course not, Bella one time said that strawberries are better than apples.
Be honest, will she ever find a husband or at the very least a semi-committed relationship, or is she doomed to forever frequent singles' bars as a hopeless spinster?
>>36846199She will discover there's only one man for her. Then go back in time to groom her younger self to realize it sooner.
>>36846199She'll probably get herself a somewhat regular fuck buddy that gets along with her daughter, but I don't see her ever marrying.
>>36846199She'll find a nice pony one sunny day.
>>36832840>The point is, griffin wombs need human seed badly.Why?
>>36832840>>36832146>>36848002How many OC griffin satyrs are there other than Alex(a) and pic related?
>>36848065Emma, the kid of one of the ones from the olympics episode is the only one I can think of.
short hair weeboo
>>36848882I would headpat her, but I can imagine the grease.
>>36849974Like eating fried chicken chicken with your bare hands.
>>36845636Like Big Mac has no voice on this, no after that he did to poor Marble
>>36849974>but I can imagine the grease.God, i hope it is grease
>>36848065Not enough, because they are just so cute.
>>36853179Never enough. Griffins are greedy (for big clutches).
>post actually deleted in last edition for "anthro"fuck you complain anon
>>36853821What it was?
>>36854026big daughteru, dyslexia anon
>>36854033Good, she's a nothing character whose only appeal is fapbait for incestuous degenerates
>>36855026Good thing Gumdrop isn't considered anthro then!
>>36855145Good daughters give their daddy lots of new daughters.
>>36846593>Then go back in time to groom her younger selfShe can't, that would mess with the timeline and make it so Satsuma was never born, and like any good parent she's not willing to sacrifice her child for the sake a romantic relationship.If the two of them did travel back in time, though, I wonder how Satsuma would get along with her mother's teenage self. Could Satsuma adjust to living in the satyr version of the 1980s? For some reason I imagine her inevitably ending up taking part in a skate competition against the local bully. How would she react to realizing that Auntie Mistake literally hasn't aged a day?
>>36855834More importantly, how would Mistake react to realizing she succeeds in making many bugtyrs with batnon?>>36855834>For some reason I imagine her inevitably ending up taking part in a skate competition against the local bully.I need to see this.Especially since aunt Murmur is the local bully at the time.
>>36855864>Mistake react to realizing she succeeds in making many bugtyrs with batnon?I was assuming they were trying to keep their real identities a secret so as not to create a paradox or something.
>>36855874>I was assuming they were trying to keep their real identities a secretMistake is suspicious. If as a part changeling she's able to sense Satsuma's emotions towards her mother's teenage self, she may figure it out.>"Don't you think it's weird how similar you two look?""Wow, racist much? Not all batyrs look the same, Missy.">"Duh, I'm literally not saying that, Zu. It's just creepy how at least from the side you and her look almost identical, same nose and everything.""It's just a coincidence, you're overreacting.">"Coincidences can only explain so much. I mean you and your sister look kinda similar to a point, ignoring hair and fur color, and you're family, but that new girl looks like somebody designed her to be a copy of you from memory and couldn't quite get it exactly right.""So?">"So it's weird how somebody totally unrelated would look just like you, and kind of a stretch to believe they'd just happen to run into you one day.""Are you sure you're not just jealous that I've been hanging out with somebody besides you for a change?">"I'm so totally not jealous!""Sure.">"But what if like... what if your dad had a secret affair that you don't know about and she's your half-sister?""Ugh, I already have one and even that's too many.">"Or what if your mom actually gave birth to twins and you were separated at birth? What if she was sent to spy on you?""Okay, first, don't talk about my mother, second, nobody raised by her could possibly turn out so normal."
>>36855907Wouldn't Missy be maybe the only person she'd accept talking about her mom?
>>36855915I think that as good of a friend as Mistake is, there's just some things Yuzu would prefer to keep buried in the past. She's still the only person besides her dad that knows the truth though, so Yuzu trusted her enough to share that at least.
>>36855834>Could Satsuma adjust to living in the satyr version of the 1980sDude, why is everybody's bras so pointy?
>>36856039>"Why isn't the movie playing?""Did you rewind the tape first?">"Do what now?""You've gotta rewind the tape to the beginning, dummy.">"Oh! I.. I knew that, I just forgot.""Seriously, do you not have VHS tapes where you're from, Sumi?">"Sumi?""Yeah, I like that nickname. You can call me Zu if you want."I was a rebel, I'd never rewind the tapes after I was done watching them and leave it for my future self to deal with.>>36853179Agreed.
>>36856281>rebelThe term you're looking for is monster.
>>36856281I would purposely put them back in the wrong box.
>>36848065We need more satyr Gabby, do we not?
>>36859430Very much so. Gabby's too fertile a sock to produce just one satyr.
>>36859843I want to give this little lesbian a good dicking.
>>36860710Since when she"s a lesbian?
>>36861333Since Thorn started eating her ass, presumably.
>>36862249Fug the bug.
I've returned once more to post my disgusting fetish.https://derpibooru.org/images/2594512I've been told Misty hasn't been been discussed here in quite some time and since she related to one of my favorite ponies I thought it would be neat to draw her.Also got some non hoof fetish stuff planned at some point I hope you fine folks will enjoy.
>>36865008In fairness, hooves/frogs are less gross than normal feet.Good to have you on board, though.
>>36853179But what if they act like this?
>>36865204Keep birb placated with endless pregnancies.
>>36865536But think of the child support I’d be forced to pay.
>>36865947Just stay with your birb.
>>36865204I don't see the problem.
>>36866594Fertilize the fish.
>>36866594She needs more art
Yuzu will die alone
>>36872086Not if she's murdered.
>>36872086Ultimately we all die alone. Sure, we may have friends and family around us when it happens, but in the end when our vision fades and we're left with nobody to accompany us in our own mind as the synapses in our brain spark for the final time deprived of oxygen, then we're alone in the dark waiting for the inevitable, knowing that the end is coming whether we like it or not.But at least she'll enjoy a few good dickings before that day comes.
>>36872176Lmao, silly wine mom, yuzu
>>36873009>No Pool boys or gardeners stay for long once their night is over>"That law woman cougar, dude? Why're you here on your day off and not hitting that right now?!">'I'm telling you, man, I should've bolted as soon as it was over and I heard her uncork a bottle.. I thought she wanted to share.'>"..She wanted a drink afterwards? So?">'On top of not offering me any she treated me like I was her therapist, too. Like..lady, I don't know you that well beyond fixing your pool filter and plumbing your depths now and then.'>'..How the fuck am I supposed to know why your mom was such an 'absent hateful cunt'?'>"Phones ringing, bro.">'Ah shit if it says 'Nightfall legal services' leave it alone, it's her.'>"Mmyello, thank you for calling Crystal Clear Pool service how may I help you?">'W-Who is it?'>"Oh Ms. Yuzu, of course I can send a technician over-, oh, you want a specific tech because he did such a good job last time? Big can do, miss, he'll be there shortly.">'What the fuck, man?!'>"Business is business, here's to hoping she lets you drink this time. Get going."
>>36873009So many "Live, laugh, love" posters...
>>36874488>A cupboard full of wine glasses>Just wineglasses and a single large coffee mug
>>36874488Those are a nightmare
>>36873929>"Big can do, miss, he'll be there shortly.">"What's that? Oh, yes, by all means he can be wearing his tightest pair of speedos."
>>36876928>waaaaah you cant have a big daughteru it's "anthro">waaaaah no dragon twinks either
>>36873929It's weird, with the amount of call-outs to her house the pool service has to do it's almost as if she's blocking the water filters on purpose or something.
>>36877097You think that's wierd?She only own a pool for kids
>>36877155I don't know, I kind of like the idea of her owning a big pool that came with the house. A pool that she pretty much never uses because she says the chlorine damages her hair. >"Mom, why are tossing handfuls of dead leaves into the pool?""Never you mind, just be a dear and bring me the telephone.">"Oh, I get it, you just want an excuse to call the pool people and have them send out that guy you like to perv on.""I'm just giving them work, darling, that's all. Providing summer jobs for youngsters fresh out of highschool is good for the economy and gives them valuable workplace experience.">"Uh-huh, plus it gives you the chance to leer at them."
>>36877267>"""work experience""">the boss at crystal clear pools always wonders why the tools in the truck are always bone dry>like they've never once been used
>>36877267Trumas are on that kid future
>>36877267>A pool that she pretty much never uses because she says the chlorine damages her hair.Well at least her daughter, her cousins and their friends may get some use out of it.
>>36877700>..Is that a condom wrapper floating in your pool?>Uh, thanks but I think I'll just..not swim this summer..
>>36877700She has friends?
>>36877764She's a good looking, sporty tomboy with a rich mother and a kickass pool. I find it hard to believe that she wouldn't have friends.
>>36877267>>36877700String a net across it and Satsuma could have a game of water volleyball.
>>36877793Oh, i was talking about Yuzu
>>36877860Sure! Jim, Johnny, Jack, Jose'.
>>36877860Well it's not like Mistake's now totally absent from her life now that they've both grown up, and her relationship with her sister certain improved from when they were kids. Plus you should see how many of her employees try to get all buddy-buddy with her when there's a promotion on the line or a particularly high profile case up for grabs.The fools don't know that there's a positions as senior partner lined up for whoever can fix the photocopier that's been broken since the very first week they moved into their new offices.
i been drawing way too much Mal lately and i can't post most of the pics because it's most NSFW stuff, anyway... some edits>>36876928i will use my time to draw more drakes, fucker
>>36880091anyway, that's it, more on derpi or discord
>>36875929>>"What's that? Oh, yes, by all means he can be wearing his tightest pair of speedos."tell me more
>>36848065>Lions mate between 20-40 times a day during their mating seasons.>Humans don’t have a particular mating season, so griffon satyrs need to f*ck between 20 and 40 times every day.Wat do, Anons?
>>36881340Do my fatherly duty.
>>36881340Buy daughteru a vibrator or son a fleshlight to keep them from getting into trouble, and always be sure to knock before entering their room.
>>36881340Call them a coomer all the time to annoy them.
>>36873929>plumbing your depths now and then.I bet he fucking does,
Mistake, what the fuck are you listening to?>https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE
>>36881340Would you be able to keep up with their desires? What if they also grow territorial over you afterwards, like in >>36865204? Or are they just cute enough to not matter?Regardless, griffon satyrs are just super cute and there just aren’t enough pictures of them.
>>36882538If you mean the griffins, lions may mate a lot, but their sessions are probably a total of less than a minute each.
>>36883859But that depends on how long you last, no? Regardless, if griffon satyrs want to mate with you for that long, what would you do?
>>36883874Well the implication is that if you're built for sex lasting several minutes at absolute minimum, and your partner is built for it lasting about 20 seconds, you're gonna leave them incredibly satiated, even if they're normally considered quite insatiable.
>>36884427>It's not a phase, mom
>>36881340>Someone posts a green that could be interesting>>36881365>>36881434>Incestfags instantly turns it into human daddy Anon crap because they hate ponies
>>36884482Simmerfags pushed the incest angle so much people thought it was the norm, when in reality the only things that the general had at that time were a few greentexts focused primarily on Hope. After the dragon fags came that led to all the shit with the inbreeding and anthro fetishes.
>>36832146The archives are all fucked, you people got a backup somewhere?I wanted to go through and read out all the greats but it seems the bins been nuked with the rest
>>36885008You act like this general is alive enough to care.
>>36885161Shit, I guess. Still, sucks to imagine literature going down that way. They really did burn our fucking alexandria
>>36885217It's not like as if it was some massive collection of the board's best literature. Just go to through desu you'll bound to find some.
Think of a satyr, any satyr.Now describe the contents of their bedside drawer. Optional, don't say who the satyr is and let others try to guess from the items you described.
>>36885609An adventure themed paper back book, a blow gun, a skinning knife, a canteen, a dream catcher, a few hand carved wooden figures, a handful of pretty rocks, various pouches of simple herbal medicine mixes.
>>36885737Asha is a cutie. Zecora must be one happy mom.
>>36886076Was thinking Kimmy, but the two do have quite a bit in common.
>>36885609>On top.Alarm clock.Cherry or strawberry flavored chapstick.Glass of water.Box of tissues.Family photo.Lamp.>Top drawer.Address book with important names, phone numbers and birthdays noted inside.Pen.Torch.The current book they're reading (Soaring Sails, "A rip-roaring tale of adventure and romance on the high seas").Various prescription meds.>Middle drawer.Various hopelessly tangled wires and cables.Several loose AA batteries (charge level unknown).One Lady's Choice™ variable six speed "personal massager" in hot pink.A men's swimwear catalogue.A few trashy gossip magazines with several home cooking recipes circled inside.>Bottom drawer.A gun and three loaded magazines.This one is obvious to guess.
>>36886872Some yandere Pinkie satyr.
You know, if Doctor Tonsils is ever strapped for cash she could get into the piercing and body modification market. With her totally legit medical training she'd be a natural.>>36886872>One Lady's Choice™ variable six speed "personal massager" in hot pink."Mom, look, I found aunty Yuzu's lightsaber!">"Oh my god, Cardio, drop that this instant!""Gross, it's all sticky."
>>36887200So many well pierced mare winkers.
>And his challenger, 'The Satyr Ponycaust'!>...Really kid? How bout being named after something that actually happened.ENOUGH RAIMI SATYR
How would satyr fare in Twilight's school of friendship with all the other races?
>>36888347They would call Twilight a gigasperg and consign her to life in a locker.
>>36888891We need more Hope. OG daughteru represent.
>>36889712"Damndable. Mother is being autistic once again."
>>36890426You really enjoy trying to make ponies sound awful, don't you?
>>36890804Write a satyr story where the ponies sound good.
>>36890932You'd just make them sound bad.Write a satyr story where the humans sound good. Hard mode for you: no incest allowed.
>>36890957Got it, you can't be bothered. That's a little strange since you always claim to be the only one here that likes ponies yet can't put in the effort to make any content about them, but alright.
>>36890957Sorry, I'm a casual who loves easy mode.
>>36890426Happens everytime she spends time with Nyx
>>36889240Is there art of adult Hope?
>>36891403Plenty were it's easily interpreted that she's an adult, but not many where she actually looks older.
>>36891470you can't just play song of storms for the rest of your life
>>36891478It's worked for 7 years.
>>36890997>That's a little strange since you always claim to be the only one here that likes poniesI'm not the one who acts like only daddy Anon and his daughter exists in the whole world.
>>36880094>Literally nobody cares to even comment on itA satyr is what happens when a human and a pony get together and have a child. Where's the joy if the human gets together with a nobody?Why do you even bother to draw satyrs that almost nobody cares about?
I bet you dads don't even larp with your daughteru's anime club>"Dad! Dad I rasengan'd you, you gotta be dead now.">'Impossible my child, my preta path nullified your jutsu.'>One of the 'ling satyrs steps out from behind your dad smiling>"N-NANI?!"
>>36892256Nobody cares to comment on it because the art is shit and the artist isn't worth wasting words on.
>>36892311...Are you drunk?
>>36892338If it were up to you this whole general would just be "up" bumps
>>36892344I'm not the one who's drunk and hates the idea of marrying a pony and having a satyr baby with her.
Seriously, how do you deal with this fag?
>>36892401>You're a fag if you want to marry a pony and have a cute satyr child with herWhy are you even on this board?
>>36892436I'm 'drunk' remember
>>36891942Good, I look forward to the story you'll be writing.
>>36892438Cheers!Gesondheid干杯Na zdraviProostSanté!Zum wohlΥΓΕΙΑSláinteCin cin乾杯건배į sveikatąNorocNa zdrowieSaúdeБyдeм здopoвыSaludSkålIechyd daSei gesundWhat does your satyr say when offering a toast?
>>36892899>someone says something he dislikes >"WHUH!...HUH...Y-you're drunk!"
>>36892880Hell yeah, brother. What's your poison? I'm sipping on a fresca with vodka and a dash of grenadine
>>36893357Anon c'mon you're distracting him from the story he'll be writing
>>36892401Post incest because it triggers him and you don't have the willpower to not feed the troll, or just report and ignore.
>>36892880Skål! I headcanon that Spitfire and her kids know that language.
>>36895052Needs more apple pie.
Reminder to set your smols up with some play dates.
>>36896004She isMissusNesbig daughteru
>>36896343I think I'm missing the reference, but she sure is big as she is headpattable.
>>36899673Maybe Complain Anon is talking about the tea.
>>36899692>No I will not 'irish' your tea up, young ladyJust where is satyr picking these things up from
>>36899695Satyrs are naturally drawn to drink.
>>36899719She sure fell from the pedestal.
>>36900275Just because her daughter once found her passed out on the couch in her underwear clutching an empty bottle of wine, that doesn't mean she doesn't still have her dignity. Her date stood her up that evening, give her a break.
>>36900704>spoilerOh darn what happened, was it a school night?
>>36900715Who can say. All Satsuma knows is that her mother's phone was lying beside her with a message saying "Sry, can't make it tonight. Maybe another time," on the screen.>>36887814>>36887200>"Th-This isn't going to hurt, right?""Nah, not at all." >"Well if you say so.""Ready, one... two... three.">"Gyaa-Holy Celestia!""Oh sorry, you meant would it hurt YOU, duh. Yeah, whole lot, but it's done now so... y'know, no harm done."
>>36900780As a craven masochist, Tonsils likes to refer to the clit as "Nature's pincushion".
>>36901024Like her mother would allow that.
>>36901135I thought you hated incest, Complain. Why do you think her mother would have such intimate knowledge of the intense crotch bullying she's subjected to by her husband and by herself?Is Redheart joining them for threesomes?
>>36901178>I thought you hated incest, ComplainLiterally nobody mentioned incest anywhere?? Do you have a thing for trying to start shitposting with everyone who mentions the satyrs' Equestrian parents?
>>36900704She'd already picked out the perfect outfit and done half of her makeup when she got the text message.
>>36901178Don't, you'll distract him from the story he's working on. It's been seven years in the making so I'm pretty hyped for it.
>>36901241damn, u rite
>>36900704Don't forget the half eaten half melted tub of ice cream beside the sofa.
>>36903121Silly goff filly.
>>36903762Or the drunk phone call to her sister.>"There, there, I'm sure it's not as bad as all that.""I thought our first two dates went well and we really made a connection, yet he cancels on me with a text just a couple of hours before we're meant to meet? He could have at least had the decency to call!"He was a donkey satyr, and you know what they say about donkey satyrs. If you were to try and help her out with her lovelife, how would you truthfully yet generously describe her on her Timber profile if you were to make one for her?>>36886076She's yet another underutilized satyr that I want to see more of but that I'd have no idea how to write for myself.
>>36904352Try figuring up how you'd see her interacting with a different satyr, maybe?Bounce them off each other to develop her personality. Go with what "feels" right.
>>36904352Who lives deeper into the forest, Asha and her mother or Kimmy, Mera and their family?
>>36904650Asha and her family live in the woods close to a town.The dga clan lives far from any major road. I always figured it was off the edge of the unicorn plains, when it breaks to mountains and woodland, and their nearest neighbors are a deer tribe about 10 miles into the woods, and the sheep village where Eirwen lives about 15 miles into the plains.
>>36905428Do you have the map for that?
>>36905442Used to. Pretty sure I lost it.Don't recall the map I used as a template way back, other than it had a FAR less atrocious sense of scale and distance than the giga stylized official map.But tl;dr, they're at least 50 miles from ponerville.
>>36895052I headcanon that Yuzu knows Japanese, even though I have no logical reason to think she would. I don't know, maybe her law firm gets a lot of business from Japanese companies looking to sell to the untapped Equestrian market and that hire her as an expert on local copyright law etc.Plus it's funny to imagine her cringing at the anime club's shitty Japanese.I think I got the idea ages ago from reading a green where she pretended to not speak Equestrian to try and avoid having to answer questions in class when called upon by the substitute teacher.
>>36907954That and starring in that ad as a kid.
>>36908012Did the ad gig pay well?
>>36908148no, and now the anime club followe her everywhere
>>36908148Not particularly, but she does get a lifetime supply of lip gloss and a lot of doujins made of her on niche Japanese porn sites after her ad aired all those years ago as a teen.
>>36908155>"Come on, say the line!""Will you stop following me and leave me alone for five minutes if I do?">"Sure!""Ugh, fine... へー長く続く味がすごいですね."Wow, that's a great long-lasting taste!>"You didn't do the thumbs up like you do on TV.""I never said I would, now leave me alone.">"So do you, like, know about in the anime industry or any producers, because we've come up with this new anime plot and-""No, I don't have any connections, I don't care about your weird cartoons and I don't have any way of getting you in contact with anybody that would want to hear about your idea. I was literally just paid to say a single line in a couple of seven second ads, and that was only because the Japs go crazy for a cute looking mascot apparently."What other satyrs have a non-English second language besides Equestrian?
>>36908369Does she appear on clickbait banners sometimes?
>>36908508Gumdrop can speak French.
>>36908524Absolutely. She's aware of it but tolerates it because any publicity is good publicity.A clickbait banner with a picture of her breasts and "Has science gone too far?" or "Real or fake? The answer may shock you!" is a common sight on some web pages.
>>36908556>She's aware of it but tolerates it>"Ma'am, can I ask you a question?""You know you don't have to call me that, right? You've worked for me how long now, four, five years? I'm sure nobody would think it strange if you just called me by my name. I like to run a casual but professional office after all.">"R-Right, so I was just wondering. You have us on the defamation, slander and libel team as well as the copyrights and trademarks team keeping tabs on all those internet ads using your likeness without permission, but you never actually instruct us to start forming a case against the individuals or companies behind them... why?""Simple, for the time-being it's free advertising. Not directly of course, but being easily recognizable has its benefits. Do you have any idea how much it costs to get your face out there and into the public eye? Those clickbait ads do it for free, and even though they don't mention our company they still ensure my face is in the back of people's minds.">"I understand, but... some of them are quite inappropriate, don't you think?""Yes, which is why Plan B for if we ever get into financial difficulty is to have a whole mountain of open and shut defamation of character lawsuits we can prosecute and sue for damages and loss of reputation."
>>36908535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88>>36908508>What other satyrs have a non-English second language besides Equestrian?I expect the royal satyrs would be all but required to learn a multitude of language for diplomacy's sake.>"How was I supposed to know I was telling the Yakyakistani ambassador 'I'd like to have his wife this evening?' I thought I was saying, 'It's nice to welcome you and your wife this evening,' that's all. I mean there's like one syllable difference! who invents a language like that, seriously?"
>>36908778Gumdrop really would be that unapologetic about her... proclivities.>royal satyrs learning languages for diplomacy."My children, your tutor has something very special in store for you today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btn0-Vce5ug
>>36908740>>36908556>A clickbait banner with a picture of her breasts and "Has science gone too far?" or "Real or fake? The answer may shock you!" is a common sight on some web pages>"But surely we should at least issue a takedown request for this ad, no?"Ehh... my face is barely visible in that picture, and it's not as if I'm naked or anything.">"Well it's up to you, ma'am.""Would you stop with calling me that already? Oh, and Jenkins, don't be fooled, they're as real as they get."Her one concern is her dad or family seeing the ads, but her dad is too boomer to bother with the internet and Murmur is far too much of a coddler to let her kids browse without parental locks on certain sites as well as ad-blockers.
>>36908508>What other satyrs have a non-English second language besides Equestrian?Darcy and Bella can speak spanish,
>>36908894More importantly, Bella can communicate via the magic of sapphic rimming.
>>36908891>"Oh, and Jenkins, don't be fooled, they're as real as they get."So clearly she likes him, now if he plays his cards right at the Hearth's Warming Eve office party he may get the opportunity to stuff more than just a stocking or two.
>>36909029>So clearly she likes himNot necessarily. She may just be casting her net wide in the hopes of snagging a catch.
Yuzu dressed as Alicia Demitrescu (big vampire mommy)
>>36904356>Try figuring up how you'd see her interacting with a different satyr, maybe?>"Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."
>>36909288She's nowhere near tall enough.
>>36909948Not even close. I wonder if she wouldn't actually be surprisingly short.
>>36909948>>36911666What are stilts?
>>36911907I dunno, she's at perfect lesbeaning height for big bleat.
>>36912067there's no artist left
>>36912067God I hope it happens. That's a big muff to dive.
>>36913128Anon, just focus on finishing your story. It's been a long time coming, I'm sure you're almost done with it.
>>36908556>A clickbait banner with a picture of her breasts and "Has science gone too far?" or "Real or fake? The answer may shock you!"Doubt many would care that much given how ponies outnumber humans and how they always walk around with their teats visible for all to see.
>>36913421So have you finished it yet?
I mean, I'm down for pony satyrs too.
>>36912309Hmm, wonder why>>36911666
>>36913712because of a DJ old pic?
>>36913761If that's what you want to delude yourself into thinking, then there's no stopping anyone.
>>36914437Alas, maybe it's time for you to go.I KNOW! You're such a valuable member, and I don't think we could manage without you. But you're clearly unhappy here, so it's for the best.
>>36914599I at least want to read their story they've been working on before they go.
>inb4 "a-are you d-drunk?"
>>36915802It takes a special kind of person to constantly parrot their own words about wanting to see a story nobody is writing.Do you suffer from apathy?
>>36916509If I, a person that allegedly doesn't care about satyrs or ponies and so on, can somehow bring myself to write stories about them and occasionally even find time to produce the odd bit of art despite having a fulltime job any many real life commitments, then surely a person who professes to be literally the only one in the thread to truly care about "having kids with your pony wife" must be putting in at least as much effort to create content on the subject they claim to care so profoundly about, no?I mean it'd be pretty embarrassing if it turned out that they, who care so deeply about this thread, couldn't actually be bothered to put in even as much effort as the people they accuse of not caring at all. It'd be sort of like a person who complained about all the weeds in their garden and talked constantly about how they wish instead that it was full of pretty flowers, but couldn't actually be bothered to go out, pull up the weeds and plant any seeds of their own, instead languishing in contempt as they stare out their window at the garden they claim to care so much about.>>36911907Do be fair, she hasn't been approached at the store and asked if she's lost her parents despite being 27 in at least two weeks now. That's almost a record.
>>36916558>Taking credit for others' greenEveryone can do that when they are anonymous. Shame on you.
>>36904352>She's yet another underutilized satyr that I want to see more of but that I'd have no idea how to write for myself.I've kinda imagined her being a lot like her mother, except with less rhyming and leaning a tad bit more towards technology mixed with potions rather than herbs and potions alone. If she was in an RPG, she'd be a techno druid.
>>36916613Don't worry, I won't take credit for yours when you post it. When will that be by the way?>>36916867>"My craft I will teach you, my quick-witted daughter, if you would but use a pestle and mortar.""Ugh, are we really having this discussion again? Fine... Mother, my methods are new, this I agree, but they result all the same in a powerful brew." >"Your knowledge is not lacking and for sure you are bold, but much can be said of the traditions we hold.""Disapprove if you wish, but my potions are a work of pure splendor... even if made with an electronic blender."
>>36916958But you'll happily take credit for others just so you can claim to write stories.
>>36916998If you're this worried about others taking credit for your story it must really be something special. A literary masterpiece that'll put all other greens to shame. Not to worry, you can post with a trip if you'd like so other rascally anons can't claim it's in fact THEIR My Little Pony fanfiction, as surely they'll be envious of the acclaim and prestige that'll come to you from sharing such a profoundly poignant and philosophical work of art with us mere mortals.>>36916958 >"Brewing potions is an art and part of our culture, not done for coin like some selfish vulture.""I sell to my friends - customers most loyal - why shouldn't I make money from my blood sweat and toil?">"Our brews are a tool to help those in need, not meant to be sold for sating our greed.""We live in the woods, but my dreams are bigger, I don't want to live life a dumb broke-ass zigger!"Mic drop.
>>36917143Once again you try to steer accusations towards others and hoping that'll take the eyes away from you when you claim to be something you're not.If you are a writer, then put on your trip.
>>36917198Find a green posted in these threads recently that was made using a trip.
>>36917251I write a ton about Yuzu, I know. I can't help it, I just like her the most. Also these are just the stories that I didn't lose when my old harddrive died and that I bothered saving from my old pastebin that I no longer remember the password to.
>>36917320fugGet to padding out that library, boi. The daughterus need headpats, and the occasional breeding if you're so inclined.
>>36917379>Get to padding out that libraryWell to be fair, in my defence I don't usually bother making a copy of anything I write in the thread using the quick reply box unless it's more than like four or five posts long, so that screencap is a bit misleading as I have written about other satyrs, I just haven't bothered saving a copy of what I wrote. Also a lot of the older stuff pre-2017 was lost with the old HDD.I really was bad at keep my files nicely organized.
Overall who would you say is the most ambitious satyr, and on a related note would you consider contentment or apathy to be the opposite of ambition?
>>36917379noooo you can't heccin breed daughterinos you hate ponies and you're drunk aaaaaa
>>36918503Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>36918546Can't wait for you to blow us away with your very pony oriented story
You say he's been doing this for years now?
>>36918732Don't worry, the story he's been working on for the last seven years has got to be almost ready, and when he posts it us naughty rule breakers that don't care about ponies will have no choice but to hang our heads in shame, defeated by his wit and literary genius.
>>36918732he has been doing it for 7 years
>>36919462What about his sister, forgot her name, getting mating pressed and her eggs fertilized by a thick human dick?
>>36920339which satyr is the most logical thinker
>>36920339>>36917320No matter how much you love Yuzu or enjoy writing about her, she ultimately grows up to be nothing more than a wet hole for satisfying zebra cock.
>>36922077why are you so drunk and hateful of ponies
>>36922097She's not a pony.
>>36922097Why are you so hateful of drunks?
>>36922410>sonfu never gives you shit about your mimosas with breakfast
>>36922410I bet him and his mother love Lawbat for practically single-handedly keeping their wine shop in business.
>>36922464What legal trouble they having?
>>36923115Either they sold booze to underage or Dionysius' totally accidental purchase of three pallets of hard whiskey that no one else but the wine satyr and lawbat drinks.
>>36922077That's fine, I don't really mind what others write about her. The whole racial fetish thing or whatever you call it isn't my cup of tea, but if it's yours then that's okay. I'd probably even read a lewd about it if you made some.>>36922464>>36923334Or just buying enough of the expensive top shelf stuff to keep the lights on during their less profitable months. Maybe fighting against the abolition of alcohol act.
>>36925542200 to 400 Bits per bottle isn't out of her price range for an occasional treat.
>>36925636Bats rollin' in bits.
>>36927858Well that's just her monthly treat. For a regular bottle she'd probably stick to the 20 Bits stuff.
>>36929165Oh how humble. I'm sure she's totally fine with drinking 20 bit rotgut wine that tastes like extra sharp vinegar going down.
>>36929745"Just hold your nose and swallow it quickly before you really have a chance to taste it properly, then after a while you'll be too drunk to care about how bad it tastes, Missy.">"You sound like you're used to swallowing gross stuff.""I learned a lot in college, like always drinking on an empty stomach if you plan to get drunk on a budget."
>>36930830Nowadays, Missy wonders if her lifelong friend might be a bad influence on her many new bug siblings.
>>36930932I'd like to see more of the two of them interacting as adults, now that they don't see quite so much of one another.
>>36930954I wonder if things are a little awkward between then now that Mistake is living with Yuzu's dad and Femanon? I imagine there's a certain unspoken understanding between them in which Yuzu knows exactly what's going on but they both mutually agree not to mention or bring it up in conversation.Kind of like, "You're my best friend since childhood, but I know you're in a semi-polyamorous relationship with my dad and his human girlfriend, so for the sake of our relationship let's never explicitly acknowledge it."
>>36931351I mean, I imagine that Mistake, and maybe even Fem have given Yuzu some new siblings, even if the age difference makes her feel more like an aunt to them.So she can't totally ignore it. Especially since she was her biggest advocate that it wasn't just a kid crush and she shouldn't give up.
Sniff those panties
>>36933265Mal pls. A lot of satyrs don't even wear panties.
>>36931351Just join in, Yuzu. You know you want to.
>>36931351>My daughter's best childhood friend is with me>And also Femanon>Because ponies, one of whom I had a kid with, are nastyNormal people who doesn't have a mental problem knows where to draw the line so things don't get so weird that it drives others away.You are not a normal person.
>>36939544>one of whom I had a kid withYou mean two.
>>36939544I'm sure he'd take a pony into his harem if one offered. Same as he'd take Liaka if she and Fem were both down for it.
>>36931591>Especially since she was her biggest advocateShe probably didn't imagine that her dad would already have a girlfriend at the time though.>>36920339Even after thinking about it logically, I still prefer the idea of having a daughter. They're cuter than sons and, if I'm going full self-insert, are more likely to appreciate a good old cuddle, which I like. Hopefully a satyr daughter is less of a pain to deal with in their teenage years than a human daughter, assuming they don't get a period-induced pissy attitude every month.
>>36941368Maybe she should give being in a harem a shot. Would certainly make the prospect of being with an older lady with a kid more appealing if she's not your ONLY lady.
>>36942238>Maybe she should give being in a harem a shot."Tonight's sex night? Mmm, no can do, I have a meeting with an important client tomorrow and I can't afford to have bags under my eyes from lack of sleep.">"Again? You sure have a lot of meetings. Listen, don't take this the wrong way, but you've been my third wife for six months now but we've only had sex twice... or one and a half times really, because you made us stop half-way through last time to answer your phone.""What are you getting at?">"Just that... Well, frankly I'm not convinced you're showing the kind of commitment that'd would usually be expected of a wife.""You have two others, just have one of them take care of it if you're so desperate.">"That would throw off the weekly schedule completely. Tuesdays and Thursdays are supposed to be our sex nights, if I went with one of them it'd mean the weekly rotation would be messed up.""Uh-huh, well if you're going to be needy about it I could maybe squeeze you in on Monday.">"Squeeze me in?""Into my schedule, and my vagina, both really. At least as long as nothing needs my attention at the office on short notice.">"That messes us the rotation just as much!""You and your precious rotation, I wish you'd give it a rest. By the way, I need you to pick Satsuma up from Karate practice tomorrow.">"I thought your dad was picking her up?""No, he's helping my sister repaint her living room.">"Which reminds me, usually it's expected that a wife move in to live with her husband.""Move in, here? Not that your house isn't, uh... lovely, but I paid far too much for my home to let it sit empty.">"You could sell it.""Are you serious? You think I don't fully intend to leave it to my daughter when I'm gone? Have you seen house prices lately? Leaving her a fully paid off house is like handing her the Equestrian crown jewels, a huge advantage in life.">"Fine, and I don't suppose you've given any consideration to what I said a while ago? Sure would be nice for you to give me a child of my own since I've been playing step-dad to your daughter for half a year.""Oh that. I don't think the time's right to have a second child just yet."It would be a nightmare. I'm generally not a fan of harems.
>>36942762That just seems like they're both being a little unreasonable.He and the sister-wives should move in with batty, she should understand she needs to actually give a little intimacy, because if she's THAT career focused she could never make a 1 on 1 work, and she's not giving Satsuma near the attention she needs.
>Gumdrop throws rotten fruit at the batyr household>"THEY WHO LIVE IN SIN SHALL BE MADE TO EMBRACE THE FILTH THEY SO DEVIANTLY SPREAD.">"How'm I doing, dad?">'That is some A+ smiting there, Gum Gum.'
>>36944666Digits confirms batyrs anti-harem stance to be evil.If it's good enough for her daddy, she should accept it's good enough for her.
This talk fucking sucksNew topic: choco satyrs >> white satyrs
>>36944618Pool boy sighted.>>36946161>Choco satyrsSo that's Asha and who else exactly?
>>36946205Darcy, Bella, Annie, pic related and glenda
>>36946520Annie is a gift.
>>36946887so sad that she lost her nipples on that plane accident
>>36946937She's set up a doctor's appointment to fix it, right?
>>36947481Dr. T is on the case!"So it's a boob job you're after? Cool, I can do that.">"I really only need-""You ever thought about having a third one added in the middle, or a pair grafted on around the back so your boyfriend has something to play with when he's doing you from behind?">"What? No, I just want-""I could do you a good deal on some crotch boobs, fifty percent off, the ponies love 'em!">"Maybe this was a bad idea.""Oh, I know! How about I give you a two whole rows of them going down your belly like a dog?">"I'm just going to go.""Wait, hear me out! Monoboob! I graft your two existing ones together into one huge mega-boob!"
>>36947579I bet she'd find Kimmy and Mera's fascinating. Tits, teats AND an udder?
>>36947664"Whoa, booba!">"What's that, boss?""Anon, check out what just walked into the waiting room. Dude, I've never seen a satyr like that before.">"Just try to keep your voice down or she'll hear you being weird.""I wonder if she'd let me examine her under sedation.">"No, hey no! We don't do live vivisection, we've talked about this."
>>36948257I know people tend to think of Darcy as one of the oldest satyrs, but I like to think these two are close to the same age, and grew up incredibly close.
>>36948704I'm curious, but why a close age instead of having Utah being fairly younger than her?
>>36950117A much older cousin or sibling acts more as a guiding figure than as a legitimate playmate.
>>36948257He's smiling be he doesn't realize she's about to slam him down across her knee and break his spine Bane style.
>>36951661You're thinking on Bella, Darcy it's a good girl
>>36951666Trips of deceit. That uncle fucker is a naughty, naughty girl.
>>36942762>"This was a mistake, I think I want a divorce.""Oh, yes by all means I'll take half your estate.">"What?!""Actually, call it a third, I'm feeling amicable.">"B-But why, you don't need the money?""No, but being a single mother makes it hard enough to find a date as it is, add onto to that being a divorcee and we're looking at some serious red flags. I'll need some kind of compensation to mitigate the harm to my reputation."I don't actually think she'd behave like this, I'm just playing with the idea.
>>36952377>"How can you be so materialistic, mom?""Growing up with memories of your father going without meals so you'd have enough to eat leaves quite the lasting impression. I'll make sure you never have to experience anything like that.">>36948704Maybe she's around the same age as the others but just exudes a motherly aura.
>>36952461Maybe. That;s her power. Big milf energy.
>>36951673hey darcy que pasothought I was your only vato
>>36954073Dunno if she's the sort of girl you wanna catcall. She seems pretty strongth.
>>36832146is anyone here willing to do my reps for me and find me an image of a satyr with super detailed hooves?
>>36956293Fuchs is probably your best bet for that.https://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3A-fuchs-%2C+satyr
>>36956301>FuchsUgh...don't remind me of that asshole
>>36957260I have no idea what you mean, and don't tell me because I can't be bothered with drama. I just like their satyr art.
>>36944618Cute pony lifeguard spotted.
>>36958177Don't drink so much before posting next time please.
Anon turns into anonfilly. How does his pony wife and satyr children react?
>>36960711>"What the heck dad, now everybody's going to think you're a cück when they see I'm half human."
>>36960711I figured the current lore was that Anonfilly was now at this point, like, separate from the default Anon. Like a kid turned pone or something, since there's so many pics of her acting like a normal kid and such.
>>36961394she looks like a good cock sock
>>36961424Deepest lore, Mia Incognita is neotenic, and will always look like a child, no matter how old she gets. Even more so than the non-queen bugtyr girls.
>>36961394>since there's so many pics of her acting like a normal kid and such.I'm guessing that's because there's not really much else one can do if one got turned into a filly. It's not like you can put on your regular suit and go to work and curse those you work with like normal, so you may as well embrace what you turned into and try to enjoy having a second shot at having childish fun.
pogo and snapshot like bananas. a lotforgive me, i'm very horny today
>>36961491So long as they eat their fruits, their mothers are happy.
>>36961491Gotta get that primo potassium, bro.
>>36961918Good thing they live in ponyland where bananas and other fruits and vegetables are cheap and easy to come by.
>>36961491Pogo! Stop doing your Yuzu impression, nobody thinks you're funny.
>>36962361Batponies love mangoes, not bananas.
>>36962499You racist motherfucker. You are correct.
Catching up with old friends.How you guys been?
>>36963970Getting by. How you been DJ?Nice pic, btw.
>>36963984>getting bySame. These last few years have not been kind to me, but I try to remain positive, and get in a few doodles a week to keep from getting rusty.
>>36964009Hopefully things improve. Hope to see you around more, drawing or not.
>>36963970Is Mistake's big woolly jumper/sweater for maximum comfort or to hide her lack of booba?
>>36965640Hey, she'll have you know that when she was lactating to feed her baby buggos, she went up to almost a B cup!
>>36965816If pregnancy and the talk about having satyr kids isn't with your pony waifu, then nobody on this board is gonna care much.
>>36965816Impressive, maybe Yuzu could have loaned her some of her bras from when she was eleven years old.
>>36963970This makes me wonder what they could be talking about. In any case I imagine they'd greet one another in the stereotypical *mwah* *mwah* kiss on each cheek kind of way women of that age do at least where I live and end up in a ten minute debate as to whether to order a slice of cake to share or not.Would Yuzu offer to pay as her treat after not seeing her friend in so long?>>36960711Any good dad would use this opportunity to give his kids the most authentic horsey ride of their lives, and give his wife his new horse dong just to see what it's like. I sort of imagine pony wife remarking how awkwardly her formerly human husband walked on four legs, looking like a cat with his legs stuck in Smarties tubes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-GFeaJE2tw
>>36966257>and give his wife his new horse dongYou have no idea what a filly is, do you?
>>36966337I do, but I'm interpreting the whole transformation thing a little differently because the idea of genderbending is boring to me.
>>36965816What as a non-queen phenotype she's born sterile?
>>36966689I'm of the opinion that it's like some hive species where, separated from the suppression pheromones of the queen, workers become capable of laying in limited capacity to enable the spawning of new queens to create new hives.So when she moved out, away from Catrine, she became capable of laying small, fertile clutches.
>>36966730Two or three buglings at most, more than that would be a strain on her body. Plus batdad is getting too old to be giving shoulder rides.
>>36966754Given she is still a changeling, she could never have enough to truly satisfy her need to breed, but she's ecstatic with the few she got.
>>36967223>Given she is still a changeling, she could never have enough to truly satisfy her need to breedAnd why is that?
>>36967235They're a hive species. They're predispositioned towards VERY large families.
>>36967223>she could never have enough to truly satisfy her need to breed
which satyr i;s thinking about thos Beans?
>>36967258So my question is how Anon would be able to afford to support that many children. My grandparents may have had enough of a hard time supporting that many.
>>36968253Buggos are low maintenance, as long as you love them.
>>36968303But how would I put food on the table, pay my dwelling expenses, and pay the bills? My job may not pay me very much and I’m not sure how flexible my supervisors are on my pay. Plus, having that many kids would probably mean getting a 7- or 8-seat SUV, which may be inefficient on energy.
>>36968303>Buggos are low maintenanceWhat exactly do you mean?
>>36968303https://youtu.be/hfINiz2jF_g>>36969398I headcanon that they require almost no food so long as they have a regular supply of love, maybe half a sandwich every two days or so.
>>36969654But still feeding a family of 6+ would probably be a major financial burden even in that case.
>>36966689>as a non-queen phenotype she's born sterile?She takes her positive pregnancy test and waves it in her big sister face, gloating."See this? You see it? It means I got knocked up! I'm finally free of you and your pheromone bullshittery trying to turn me into the obedient little worker drone.">"Congrats.""Oh don't even pretend this doesn't make you seethe. You know what, I think I think I'll go and have my boyfriend shoot another fat load up my babymaker and see if I can't get double pregnant!">"I didn't need to hear that, but I'm happy for you, really.""Hang on, do you smell that? I think we may have a gas leak. Smells like... copium."Finally Mistake will be a queen just like she's always deserved. Also I'm sure we used to have a bigger colored version of this pic, but this is the only one I could find.
>>36969710I always figured Catrine was at least somewhat oblivious to her siblings compulsion to serve her, at least for most of her childhood.She didn't want to rule or bully, she just wanted to be comfy. But never having to do chores helped with that.
>>36969710>>36969900Nobody gets to rule a thing while their mother is still around.
>>36969955I wonder if Mistake ever rolls her eyes when listening to Yuzu complaining about her mother, because as bad as she may have been at least she wasn't a notorious international criminal and supervillain.
>>36970379>at least she wasn't a notorious international criminal and supervillainOnly in your headcanon. There's nothing saying Chrysalis didn't decide to try and become a better pony after meeting Anon and having a kid with him. And who's to say Yuzu's mom wasn't also a villain? Nobody knows who she is. For all we know, Anon may as well have been the villain who tricked the law into giving him full custody of Yuzu.
>>36970405Stop being so drunk.
>>36970405I'd the the most mustache twirling, Saturday morning cartooney villain dad ever, and I'd wake my satyrs up by singing them this every day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
>>36942762She's absolutely fucking the gardener on the side.
>>36969955What about the Queen Mother? Wasn’t Elizabeth II the Queen of England, but she still had her mother around?
>>36971614Queen Elizabeth II's mother was never the queen, she was the wife of the previous monarch, King George VI.
>>36971710My point exactly.
Heeeeeeey~Who wants a drunken doodle?
>>36973174Me, a picture of whatever would be good.
>>36973199There needs to be more pictures of satyrs in comfy sweaters
>>36966689I believe that if she is without a queen for too long, she can become one.
>>36973225and you know thismaaaanwhat a qt
>>36973225The best time to wear a cashmere sweater, is all the time.
>>36974026>be dadnon>be lord of da norf>never run out of daughteru produced woolknit sweaters
>>36974049Look upon his comfy, ye city slickers, and despair.
>>36976817You know, today would've been a good day for that drunk guy who always goes on about pony mom's to actually show up.
>>36976835Maybe he was too drunk?
>>36977229I'm sure he's just working on his story, his magnum opus.
>>36832314Awww... but they’re just so cute!
>>36978244Lil' baby birbs, flyin' around, most glorious plumage in town.
>>36963970Not really posting as much here as I used to a few years ago, but still lurking.
>>36974049>Nothing can stop him>His comf is at max levels
>>36978962>Father, you're too comfy for your armor..>"GODS ABOVE.."
>>36963970>"Hey, isn't that the boss? Who's that she's with? Must be one of her daughter's friends."
>>36979755Mistake used to hate everyone thinking she was a kid. But now that she's slightly older, she appreciates it.
>>36979818>"...Is that a grey hair- oh it's a few of em' there!">"Heh, look whose all grown up now!"
big, slick, soapy, slippery, satyr tiddies
>>36980059BE STILL MY heart
>>36980071The penis in your heart is now erect.Giant daughteru loves you.
>>36980601baa baa daughteru have you any woolyes sir yes sir 3 bags full
>>36979823At least that's one thing Yuzu doesn't need to worry about having naturally greyish hair, and other signs of aging can be concealed by makeup or sacrificing the blood of a virgin to the satyr Devil.
>>36981829Is there porn of them two?
>>36982157>Seething this hard over having a satyr with an officially canon species.>>36982026I could have sworn there was, but it seems like Mayor Mare is one of the few mare's Pogo hasn't been with."Wanna hop on my Pogo Stick?"
>>36982157hows the story coming?
>>36982178>Mayor Mare is one of the few mare's Pogo hasn't been with.He's a whore.
>>36982301He gets in where he fits in, don't be jealous.
>>36981969She'd be better served drinking the blood, dang ol' vamp bats.
>>36982467Nah, she's not Clinton enough to drink the blood of children. Magic bullshittery may hold the key to prolonging her youth.
>>36982495How about mangoes? Batponies must love those for a reason, right?>Yuzu never learned the secrets of staying young because she never learned more about her batpony genes
>>36982513A mango a day keeps The Reaper away.
>>36982523I bet the pony Reaper is a cutie.
>>36973174Mommy with son would be nice.
>>36982523satyrs don't fear the reapernor do the wind, nor the sun and the rain
keep this lunatic on your shithole of a thread >>36983617
>>36983663As if we can control him. He's been screeching here for 7 years and has been banned innumerable times, only to evade and come back.At this point, he's past being a mere troll. He's legitimately an obsessed maniac like Barneyfag. And as we all know, autism is unstoppable.
>>36983703bless your strength, man
>>36983703All this talk of autism makes me wonder, how would you cope with raising an autistic satyr?
>>36984207Give them reasonable space, plenty of structure, try to socialize them any possible chance so leaving their comfort zone isn't crippling when they're older, and dealing with bad behaviors with gentle but thorough explanations of WHY it's wrong that leave little wiggle room for interpretation.
>>36984207Get them one of those "Please be patient I have Autism" hats.
>>36983703>Someone doesn't love my daddy obsession? Boogeyman>What if I post satyrs elsewhere and someone hates me for it? I'll just say it's my boogeyman's fault>Everything is my boogeyman's fault, even if I'm the one doing itYou have a problem, dude.
>>36984552"Sweetie, why are you crying, just take it off.">"I can't.""Why not?">"Cuz Murmur glued it on!""Oh for the love of god... alright, let's get you to the emergency room."
>>36982301Don't let Pinkie catch you saying things like that about her son.
>>36984665Get her back by putting powdered glass in her toothpaste.
>>36985009Murmur retaliates by sneaking into her Yuzu's room and rubbing hot chilies all over her sister's fresh underwear.
>>36985375Unf. That's my fetish.
Christ on a cracker, what's wrong with you people?
>>36985619>Christ on a crackerI bet Darcy did once steal the bowl of Eucharist to eat like cereal.
>>36985619What do you mean?
>>36985832What do you mean what do I mean?!>>36985596>>36985375>>36985009
>>36985855Ah, I see what you mean.>>36985375This needs art.
>>36985724I'd love upskirt art of the satyrs, but I don't like pony legs
>>36985724>"Someone has touched the body of my holy father?!">Gum Gum, sweetie I think they meant she took the cookie things, not me..
>>36986183>I don't like pony or the thing that makes a satyr what they areYou do understand where you are, right? And why many Anons will wonder why you're even here if that's what you think?
>>36986183But Anon, your daughteru has horse hips and butt.But in all seriousness, we've had the occasional bit of humanized satyr stuff. If you have the skill or dosh to provide such art, go for it.
>>36986449>your daughteru has horse hips and buttAnd your son. And your wife, whom gave birth to those kids, is pure pony. Don't make it weird all the time.
>>36986478If you won't breed your daughter, I will.
>>36986909Good. At least then it isn't incest crap that's by the one shitposting anthro-lover who hates their mlp wife.
I don't like ponies but I like the characters of the satyrs. Sue me. I still have every right to be here as anyone else
>>36987181desu i'm on the same boat, i like satyrs more than ponies
>>36987181Agreed. Satyr far transcends its pony origins for me.
>>36987181Ponies are fine, though I don't particularly care for them these days and I stopped watching the show years before it ended. I don't really have any urge to watch the rest of the episodes that I never saw.I do have a soft spot for out little affronts to God, though.
>>36987708Right? That's why I, most of the time, picture the satyrs as human offspring with no ties to ponies at all when I read green, and anytime pony characters are mentioned, I imagine humanized versions of them. Ponies are trash
>>36987883you're not even trying, dude
>>36987708They're our special little abominations, yes.
>>36987181I like ponies and the idea of marrying one of them and having a cute satyr kid with them, that's why I'm here.>>36987708Yeah, the show is great except the last couple of seasons which completely butchers everything you knew and loved. So you did the right thing by staying away from those last seasons.
>>36987181Out of curiosity, what goes through your head when you even see a satyr? You know they're part human and part pony, and you know this whole thing takes place in a world where ponies live. Do you merely ignore their satyr part? Because that sounds kinda racist.
Okay, but what about more unusual, non-pony satyrs?
>>36989064I picture them not pony at all. Since most green and headcanon posts that get thrown around rarely mentions the pony parents, it's quite easy. And, like I said, if the pony parent IS mentioned, I either ignore it or imagine humanized. AND and I've been wanting to draw humanized satyrs for forever. While I was a regular here, that would've been unheard of, but now it seems like more of you guys wouldn't mind.
>>36989433I would much rather have humanized art than no art.
>>36989410If they have good content then I'll generally like them.
>>36989433there's humanized art tho>>36989450we have no art at the momment, most of the artist peace out of this thread
>>36989433>AND and I've been wanting to draw humanized satyrsWhat's the point of coming to a satyr general if you don't want to draw satyrs at all?
>>36989561Because he like's the characters.>>36989474Just not sure how a humanized Kimmy and Mera would work.Twins? Conjoined are just so rare it seems like it'd detract.
>>36989609>Because he like's the characters.All of whom are satyrs.
>>36989483I know. I drew that.>>36989561Because I've created a heap of them and I like their personalities and character.>>36989613You don't have to like it, but you also don't have to stand on a soap box and ruin the comfy atmosphere by all your incessant bitching. You like the ponies and such, good for you. Keep enjoying them. I don't know why other people's preferences has to ruin your day.
>>36989718Are you drunk? you're in a satyr general and yelling at someone for liking satyrs!
>>36989433>humanized satyrsoh me oh my oh nowhat is this world coming to oh good gosh almighty
>>36989718>I know. I drew that.requesting human muscle satyrs
>>36989725I would like to impregnate fully human Bella.
>>36985375"So anyway, what was I saying?">Mistake looks to her friend exiting the bathroom, having waited patiently for her to finish getting changed out of her school uniform and into a fresh set of more comfortable clothing.>"College applications.""Oh yeah. So I was thinking that even though it's... Uh... E-Even though it's further away I... O-Ouch, jeez, what the heck?">Mistake regarded Yuzu curiously as she seemed to be in some discomfort.>"Are you okay?">Yuzu grimaces."Yeah, I just... Hah! Sweet Celestia, what with this burning?">"What up with you?""It's burning! Holy shit it feels like I've sat in a fire ant's nest... Gyah!">"Yuzu?""My pussy's on fire!">"Oh, um... I didn't know it was that time of the year for you.""I'm not in heat, I mean it's literally burning like I'm knelt over a lit candle!">"S-Should I get your dad?""No, just help me fill the bath with cold water... Holy shit, it hurts!"