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>>36825560
"I don't think I deserve one."
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>>36825560
Yeah, I'd like one.

>>36825570
Lemme get his too.
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>>36825572
Based
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>>36825560
yea pls thank you
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>tfw haven't gotten a hug in like 10 years
>tfw forgot how it feels to be hugged
bros..
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>tfw wrap a blanket around myself and form it into two “arms” to simulate Luna hugging me at night
Jesus Christ I’m so alone. It fucking hurts
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>>36825819
tupperware time
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>>36825819
Can't you just buy a plush?
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>>36825821
Is that the same as copium inhalation?>>36825823
I probably should, but I need to hide my power level from my parents
>inb4 underaged
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>>36825830
you're not underaged, you're OVERaged. what kind of a man still lives with his parents past 20?
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>>36825830
Fool! Should have gotten into pony when you were younger and able to get away with liking strange things. It's how I did it

My parents are the ones who paid for my life size plushie, it was a Christmas present
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>>36825834
past 18*
Jokes aside, I think that it's fine untill 23-25, although I'm an yuropoor so maybe mutts have it different
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>>36825834
>>36825841
>chronic depression prevents me from doing anything at age of 20
>no will to live
i think i'll just kill myself once my parents make me move out. i don't think my life would've amounted to anything anyways.
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>>36825853
Heroes don't go to equestria, anon. If you can't do it for yourself, try for your waifu.
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>>36825853
If you were gonna kill yourself you would've done it already. Stop looking for attention, faggot.
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>>36825560
What's the catch?
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>>36825841
>that it's fine untill 23-25
Ahahahaha! In this economy, good luck leaving before your 40s.
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>>36825834
>>36825841
son,
>smacks lips
let me tell ya what. what you need, son,
>shuffles, grabs ballsack, scratches
is a job. you need to work hard and succeed. back in my day,
>scratches ballsack again
we knew what hard work meant. you young bloods don't
>spits wad of chewing tobacco on the ground
understand that anymore.

>boomer walks back inside the house he bought working part time at the corner store.
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>>36825932
>inside the house he bought working part time at the corner store.
>In the 80s.
Your stupid bubble fucking blew up half the world during the 90s an 00s. Now having a house on your own is a fucking pipe dream. You are lucky if you can afford a small lot of dirt close to any possible civilization for cheap. After 15 years of work, be career or employee.
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>>36825834
Lots of men in their 20s live with their parents, especially in recent years.
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>>36825560
>ywn hug derpy
It hurts so much
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>>36826405
Post Derpy you'd hug.
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>>36825834
a lot
https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2020/09/more-young-adults-lived-with-their-parents-in-2019.html
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>>36826447
not that anon but I don't know a derpy I wouldn't hug
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>>36826537
Absolutely this. Behind maybe Fluttershy, I dont think anypony is more soft and huggable than Derpy.
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>>36825922
>>36825978
Get a low-skill work-from-home job and move out to a co-op in a small town. That's what I'm doing right now. Rent plus utilities can hit $400 if you really scrape the bottom of the barrel, allowing you to save up a ridiculous fraction of your salary.
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>>36825560
Fuck yes.
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Post derp horse.
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doip
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>>36825560
I'm not worthy.
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>>36826789
this, but I will fight to be
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>>36825841
I agree with the 23-25, especially if you're going to university. It's basically a giant time-sink.
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>>36825560
I don't want to catch retard, get away from me.
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>>36825560
Please.
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>>36826842
too late
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>>36826842
Isn't that what makes her adorable?
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>>36826842
Funny, she was thinking the same thing.
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>>36826842
I already have it. She can hug me whenever she wants.
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>>36825560
I would like that. I would really like that. Thank you Derpy; you’re a good horse.
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>>36825560
Yes. You will be my life raft in this sea of hate
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>>36826842
But only a retard would be so stupid as to refuse a hug from Derpy. So it sounds like you already caught the disease.
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>>36825560
>"Let me hug the life out of you, Anon!"
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it's okay to cry bros
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>>36827242
On it!
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But do you *want* a hug? Look, you are told you need a hug; I too know you need one and deserve a hug.

But is that really what you want?
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“Nah. Thanks anyway.” You say, giving your best attempt at a smile.
>Her expression falls.
>”Why?” She asks, a confused tone in her voice.
“Huh?”
>You weren’t expecting her to question it.
>Others would call it quits right away.
>Well, with one exception.
>You don’t know how to feel about it.
>”Why don’t you want others to be nice to you?”
“Well...”
>As if struck by an epiphany, she somehow takes on an even sadder look.
>”Y-you just don’t want to feel like you have to r-rely on others... right?” She says, solemnly. “Because you always feel bad on the inside, and don’t want anypony to worry about you.” She states.
>A sharp pain shoots through your chest.
>It must have shown on your face, because in an instant, she’s holding you tight.
>You freeze.
>”I-I know it’s tough.” She whispers. But, please, let us help you.”
>You find yourself returning her embrace.
>”Let’s help each other, okay?”
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>>36825560
yes pls
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>>36827254
fzckfuckfuckfuck
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>>36827254
Get out of my head.
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>>36827242
no its not, my dad used to beat me for crying because men aren't supposed to cry and he said i'll keep doing this until you stop. so i learned to stop and i don't cry anymore but now i have a spanking fetish so that's great.
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>>36827254
ABORT ABORT.
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>>36827277
I didn't get beat, but I was told to "suck it up" because "nobody cares how you feel".
I was taught that real men were strong and independent, and kept their feeling hidden.
I was taught that weakness was a sin before God.
I was told to keep my head down, and everything would be fine if I just did what I was told.
I was told never to complain, never to explain.
I was told that work is its own reward.
I was taught to be a robot.
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>>36827277
Your dad didn't do a good job since you've been allowed to develop a faggot-tier fetish
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>>36827294
Your parents are pure NPCs, if that's worth anything
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>>36827277
my mom beat men for being loud so I cried and she beat me some more lol
No spanking fetish for me, but now I'm either emotionless or I'm crying for almost no reason
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>>36827301
>my mom beat men
kek, I meant me*
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>>36827299
And so were my peers, and my teachers, and my church.
My peers particularly taught me that the only solace from it all was hatred.
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>>36827295
i didn't ask for this and i don't act on it. how else will an 8 year old respond to being spanked repeatedly and told to stop crying because of it?
>do something bad
>get spanked
>cry (because i'm a kid and it hurts, assholes)
>get spanked again
>cry more
>dad says i need to be a man and stop crying, and that he's going to keep hitting me if i keep crying
>goes on for years (at least i thought it was years, i don't remember)
>eventually stop crying when he does it
>he stops spanking me
>sometimes "miss" it for some fucked up reason but never act on it
didn't ask for it.
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>>36827301
>my mom beat men
at smash bros or street fighter?
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>>36825560
Why yes, i would like to hug best pony
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>>36826784
I want to hug Derpy non-sexually and then do it again sexually with her consent
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>>36827336
>not >rape
/mlp/ has fallen
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>>36825560
I'm feeling fine, but you know I don't pass up hugs.
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>>36827316
Yep, that's just how we were raised.
"If you don't stop crying RIGHT NOW, I'll give you something to cry about!"
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>>36827277
>>36827294
>>36827301
>>36827316
Every parent is evil.
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>>36827254
And yet I still sit out here in the real world, like an idiot, with no hugs
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>>36827355
I don't even feel as though I am deserving of hugs.
I feel like if someone shows interest in me, they are just mocking me or setting me up for a prank.
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>>36825803
>only 10
You'll never beat my record.
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>>36825560
"Derpy, how do you tell your friend he's being a total cunt but not hurt his feelings?"
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>>36825803
>>36827419
I'm closing in on 12 years.
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>>36827441
If somebody's being a total cunt, they deserve some bruised feelings.
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>>36825560
I would love a hug.
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>>36827340
This is /ourgirl/, anon. Stop that.
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>>36827441
You just tell him he's a total cunt and then wait until the realisation of your rectitude sinks in. Or until he gets bored of yelling at you. Or both.
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>>36827472
35 I always fantasized about pulling someone in for a hug when I shook their hand, was close to doing it too. Luckily, handshakes are pretty rare now so my urges have died down.
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>>36825560
Yeah, I guess I am sad.
I didn't reply to this post and my mom died in her sleep.
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>>36827513
If you don't let go of the hand what you're describing isn't even uncommon. You could convincingly do it with any of your bro friends if you're not weird about it.
not the same as a real hug though
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>>36827513
I did that with a friend that I don't deserve and it felt amazing
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>>36827254
Fucking cringe. Get some test you beta.
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>>36828209
>Fucking cringe. Get some test you beta.
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>>36828215
Why did you upload a picture of yourself?
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>>36826447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMcmHhS5ilA
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>>36825560
I already picked up a hug earlier but I bet a cute horse like this wouldn’t mind giving me another one for bedtime.
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>>36825560
That would be really nice, Derpy.
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>>36828627
I will happily give her donations. But I still want many free hugs.
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>>36827254
>tfw don’t want to ask others for help because I’m afraid I’ll look weak.
>tfw keep forcing the idea in my head that “the only person you can rely on is yourself”
>tfw slowly crumbling from that idea
It hurts.
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>>36828681
Man up, sóy chugging millennial faggot.
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>>36828681
This is what men expect from other men.
"Just be strong and hide the pain," they say...
Meanwhile we hang on in quiet desperation.
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>>36825560
Sure, everyone deserves a hug.
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>>36828692
Case in point.
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I give up.
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>>36825560
>"I wanna hug Anon so hard that his spine snaps! That'll show him!"
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>>36828219
I am your clone
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>>36829108
no you're just someone that should've never entered the gene pool. kill yourself tard.
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>>36829108
>>36829112
Both of these are likely true
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>>36828209
>"Gosh Anon, you seem real sad. Would you like me to give you a hug?"
"Nah. Thanks anyway."
>You give your best attempt at a smile. Don't want to hurt the little pony's feelings.
>Her expression falls.
>”Why?” She asks, a confused tone in her voice.
“Huh?”
>You weren’t expecting her to question it.
>”Why don’t you want others to be nice to you?”

>Be Derpy.
>Anon doesn't want a hug.
>What is up with that? How can this be?
>He's all by himself here in Equestria, with no other humans. Surely he must wish for companionship?
>You don't ever really see him with anyone. He is always by himself.
>You think it over in your head until a realization hits you.
>Maybe it isn't so weird after all. Maybe you can relate.
>You know what it's like to be different. You know the way others treat you, the things they say about you, the way they think of you.
>The toll it takes on them every day.
>You know how bad it feels.
"Y-you just don’t want to feel like you have to r-rely on others... right? Because you always feel bad on the inside, and don’t want anypony to worry about you.”
>Anon frowns.
>Oh, he does understand! Someone you can relate to, someone who knows!
>You practically leap onto the unexpecring human, wrapping your hooves around him.
”I-I know it’s tough. But, please, let us help you. Let's help each other, okay?"
>You hold on to your human friend. The one person in this world of perfect ponies you feel you can truly relate to. Your companion.
>You are so happy right now.

>...
>”Fucking cringe. Get some test you beta."
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>>36825803
>>36827419
>>36827472
What about family? Dont you hug them?
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>>36825560
Yes, please.
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>>36829782
This is exactly what I was going for, minus the last line. Not sure why you bothered to link it to that fag, but props on reading between the lines.
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>>36826836
Nigger just sign up with uncle sam, depending on the service you get room and board plus pay and if your not a retarded crayon eater or a absolute mong you don't need to go into a combat role. Save up every penny and dump it into a nice piece of undeveloped land in Arkansas. Seen some plots go as cheap as $750 to a $1k an acre



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