The Erisposting must continue!
>>36758602Oh wow, I wasn't expecting another thread though I'll be the first to admit I don't know if we'll be able to sustain it.
>>36758608The previous one reached 500 bumps in a month. So, we can do it! Praise the noodle!
>>36758618True, and if it means she might get more art that means it's worth it.
i want sex with the animal dragon chaos goddess
Let's continue the discussion from the last thread.>Eris vs. DiscordDo you have a preference? Would you be better able to stand Discord if he were Eris? What about the reverse? Fluttercord, Butteris, or Flutteris, or Buttercord?
>>36758661About what if Discord was Eris in the series, this things probably happens.1- They would choose a less famous actress (and cheaper) than John DeLancie:>She would don’t have the same impact and then she maybe Will not be reformed.>In the opposite case, she can appear in more episodes, even more tan Discord in the original series. >The reformation can feel much more natural for having more episodes. >Reformed Starlight would feel redundant as a character because Eris of the same finantial reasons. 2- Her relationships with other characters can be radically different:>Eris's personality could be much more energetic and young than Discord or be a villain with a personality similar to Chrysalis.>With Fluttershy, the shipping teasing would be more subtle or even don’t exist until last episode like Appledash in The Last Trouble. >Spike became more closer like a friend or even Spike can replace Fluttershy’s paper like a teasing ship. >The dinamic with Spike and Big Mac is replaced with 2 non ponies females like Gilda and Ember.>Tirek became into a toxic boyfriend in Twilight Kingdom. >Cosmos now must be a male character if they want to put Cosmos like a couple to Eris or Cosmos became into her toxic BBF from the past. >Princess Eris maybe became into a male character with a neurotic and jealous personality to have funny interactions with Eris. 3- Season 9 can be really different: >There would not exist the Grogar twist because the writers wouldn’t see really well a female character is fooled 2 times by the same subject, instead, Eris punish Tirek in the last episode. >Grogar is replaced by Katrina meanwhile everything remains the same.
>>36758661And talking about shippings... i think Eris would be more interested in Dusk or Artemis meanwhile she sees Butterscotch like a child/friend but not romantinc interest.
>>36758661Honestly I can't subscribe to R63 Equestria, I'd just replace Discord with Eris.
>>36758872I can't blame you, the people only will be interested in r63 Equestria just for Dusk, Barb, Eris, Queen Umbra and Gleaming Shield.
>>36758676Talking about VAs... which voice would fit with Eris? I think Kathryn Hahn can fit if it's old Eris.
>>36758930Could be pretty good.
Shit got fast today.
>>36759055imagine, Eris saying "and i killed sparky too, hahahaha"
And i am very curious about why there are people who dislikes Discord but likes Eris so much, somebody can say a reason about that?
>>36759477Discord's limited usage (thanks to his expensive VA) and simultaneous overexposure really made his redemption seem extremely questionable, and it only kept retroactively looking worse with every new appearance. Especially in S9. Plus, having a egotistical man child with omnipotent powers abusing his "friends" is infinitely less endearing than all that but with a female, where that behavior's essentially normal and quirky at worst.Really though, boils down to the fact that fanon can laser focus on an idealized characterization whereas canon was a dumpster fire that slowly turned a fan favorite character into a despicably grating prick.
>>36759550Dubuc and Haber never will touch Eris. And yeah, it's more easy to see a better representation of redemption in Eris than in Discord for that very reason, the fans control Eris's stories and with that they can make her more endearing.
>>36759940i still waiting for some dadonequus story with her...
>>36760140With who? I don't know who that pony is or what the image is of
>>36760150That pony is Resonance from Unforeseen Consequences that have a reboot for i can understand.
Because i don't know if anthro is legal here https://derpibooru.org/images/2276833
>>36760532Good move because it isn't allowed.
>>36760572Only humans and non-anthros, it's because of the furries?
>>36760600And thinking Eris had so many anthro material.
>>36760781she uses that like a dildo or like a punishment to Anon.
Eris would have no reason to talk to me, so I shall admire her from afar.
>>36760797Well she'll definitely make sure he still feels it regardless.
>>36760781>"Hey Anon, gimme that dick.""Fuck, really? Hell yeah!">"Yoink! Thanks!""Wh- ERIS!!"
>>36761320Well it's not like she was lying to him.
>>36761197She's pretty cute.
>>36758661Eris should become a character in G5. They could just set her up as a daughter of Discord and Fluttershy but somehow Hasbro never allows the writers to use a second Draconequus
>>36761800ah... Princess Eris is the second draconequus... Cosmos isn't a draconequus but everbody calls her a draconequus because of her powers and design.
>>36761800I just hope the reason why there never was a second draconequus in the g4 series is because of his powers and not because of the design.Because it might seem that Hasbro wants to avoid a bomb mine with all the fan design of a draconequus and a hybrid of the latter, being able to have many complications with the fans as Scott Cawthon once had with the FNaF fandom ...In the meantime, if it is a matter of her powers, then the new draconequus could either be less powerful or simply be Discord's counterpart in G5 while her father is a character who barely appears.
I really like that Eris take.
>>36763163Yeah, I hope he does some more of her eventually, just gotta hope that story keeps his interest.
>>36763421yeah, i like so much his young interpretation o Eris.
If Eris decided to kidnap you or constantly follow you around wherever you go there is literally nothing anyone could do to stop her.
>>36758602What if you want to ask out Eris and she accepts, but she ends up turning you into a pony, your home into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, or your d*ck into an old-timey talking cartoon version of itself?
>>36763865One of the three? Pony's a 50/50 on staying a dude, so that's a risky option. Willy Wonka's chocolate factory is designed to fuck over dumb kids, but I'd be guaranteed to get diabetes within a week of living there, so that's a deadly option. Having a talking dick would be awful. I don't need someone judging my choice of clop. So I'll have to go with pony. Only a 50% chance of wanting to die instead of 100% chance of dying/wanting to die.
>>36763912I’m referring to chaotic acts in general, not just those I’ve mentioned. If she were truly a spirit of chaos, she could perhaps turn off gravity and allow all matter in the universe to decay.
>>36763865i want the Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory
>>36763931This is why I think it's better to focus on another aspect of Eris/Discord and use chaos magic to achieve those means. Discord's clearly focused on comedy, so anything he's going to do has to either result in a laugh or stop something unfunny from happening. Eris... could work the same way, or maybe she has a different angle, like spicing up the lives of ponies, or giving them unpredictable days. A tamer sort of chaos that's easier to write. Discord is a joker, Eris is a shaker. She rocks boats because she delights in seeing how the mind works when unprepared, maybe an "authentic" angle, pulling out true selves? Dunno, just some ideas.
>>36763949sounds very interesting, another thing that can make Eris so diferent from Discord.
>>36758602Suppose she just came out of your screen à la Sadako Yamamura. Would you ever question her?
>>36764060No, i will not question her neither show fear because i think fear can make us an easy bait to her.
>>36763949I like that, yes. I personally make her lewder, for waifu reasons.>"What if you could see how many times ponies have gotten off?""Eris-">"Oh, don't worry. Not everyone. I'll just have the CMCs see the numbers.">"Also your sandwich is now ham and chocolate sauce. Let me know how it tastes. Don't ask where I got the ham."
>>36764704very cool, anon.
>>36764519That still sounds like Discord’s comedic use of his powers.
>>36764757just do something more lewd and then, there is Eris.
>>36764867What if she did something like that to you, either in or out of bed?>“Anon, I noticed you jacked off to me only 19 times today instead of your usual 20. Is there something wrong with me?”
>>36764942I’m certain she’d ensure number 20 ends up in her.
>>36765556i think Eris wants the number 23 for the discordianism relationship with that number.
>>36765712Seems reasonable I guess
>>36764704well that's fucking hot ngl
>>36764704>Hey Anon, did you know I can have any kind of genitals I want?>Thanks for assuming the position, by the way~ What do you think first? Dragon? Kirin? Seapony?
Did someone read My name is Eri-?
>>36767169Not a bad design, it certainly stands out.
>>36767169What's the plot of this? Looks interesting
>>36767339Anon is related to a girl named Erica who has within her a entity called Eris that little by little is coming out to reveal her true self.
>>36767169Yeah, I read it. Good shit. Would recommend.
>>36768085Really you're having fun with Eris and Anon.
>>36767404Could be good, might have to check it out.
>>36768657Yeah, you must check it out.
>>36767169>>36767404sounds like wish fulfillment if I'm honest>inb4 where do you think you are
>>36768987Oh yeah this one got posted last thread.
>>36768085>Eris will never force your head between her legs
>>36769469Why even go on?
Some Eris in the sea.
>>36770443I like her swimsuit.
>>36770829looks like a maid with that swimsuit
>>36770899Yeah quite a bit actually.
>>36769469It's a shame really, but not much to be done about it.
>>36769469Someday... she can travel between universes...
>>36772016Just a matter of waiting.
>>36772009Would be nice
If Eris became into a Them Fightin' Herds figher or being the inspiration of a new character, what moveset you will give to her?
>>36770443>ywn hear Eris sing a rendition of Under The Sea
>>36772986Probably just some broke ass final boss move set with some obnoxious projectile overhead.
>>36772986What about that fatality where Earth is destroyed by grenades?
>>36772986Very similar to Faust in GG I’d assume.
>>36769469You’ll never know what she tastes like.
>>36772009Just gotta hope she hits ours.
>>36773259Eris became into Rugal.And if she is a playable character instead of a final boss, i think she can be a chimera between Paprika, Velvet and Shanty. For the use of items, the reverse blows and finally break the 4th wall so that she walks up the screen, she can make a surprise attack from below and it can have as an attack that she hits the enemy with a baseball bat and then another one emerges Eris and play tennis with the opponent as a ball.
>>36774267It's very good Anon isn't the object of interest of Cosmos and Turkeris because those 3 noodles can destroy the reality just for him.
>>36775619More goth Eris
>>36776267I wanna look up at her big snuggly face <3
I'm not sure why this obsession came or when it will go all I know is chaos noodle is for oodles of poodleshttps://derpibooru.org/images/2580705
>>36777097Fckfukfrick autocorrect I said loodles its lewd but made to rhyme with oodles what is so difficult to understand
>>36777097Because Eris is qt
>>36777166Indeed she is.
>>36777097yeah, it's very curious how some artist in this month for one moment liked Eris a lot...
>>36777740Not really, it was a guy in /yan/ taking requests and Eris was, probably still is, a hot topic there for now.
>>36778387Welll, because one done disasters, the other is a psychopath and the last one is a turkey, Eris is the best noodle.
i support Arteris
>>36780160Looks like a good time.
>>36780228With Eris, everything always will be a good time.
>>36779497what if noodle cubs actually looks like that pic?
>>36758618any chance you got a link to it, or at least an archive link?
>>36781036They’d still be able to get around at least.
>>36781036That’d be pretty cute I guess.
>>36782017they would surround the arms, legs and tail of the parents as if it were their cradle or they behave like opossums by sticking to the mother's body like their burrow
>>36782376>high detail eristhat's the good shit
>>36782376Really well done.
>>36782284That sounds adorable.
>>36783098I wish someone can draw a pic of Eris in that scenario.
>>36784010I forgot all about that first Eris.
>>36767169>>36767339>>36767195>>36767404>>36767632>>36768987>>36768657Anyone got a link for it?
>>3678588011 different flavors, Butter...
>>36785880>And not all of them are on me.
>>36786585Does she have a detachable vagina?
>>36787011She could probably do that.
>>36787212one for every boyfriend she had?
>>36787231And has. She's getting dicked down across three universes right now.
>>36787639My god, being fucked by 3 universes...
Eris > Lady Tirek
>>36788433Lady Tirek has a severe lack of quality art working to her disadvantage to begin with, there's not even really any consensus for her character design. Pic related is probably the only half decent interpretation that I know of, but unlucky for her the artist also does one of the best Erises too.
>>36788532I hate nose rings so this is a huge step up for me for her design
>>36788532Eris had a lot of designs and still be superior to any waifu. But yeah, poor Lady Tirek.
>>36788532I love nose rings so this is a huge step down for me for her design
>>36788569I will fight you, and I will win.
>>36788569But it's ok because I'm waifuing on eris so much harder than Lady Tirek. You should give eris a nose ring!
>>36788585She got a new shirt instead.
>>36788578>>36788590The nose ring was the only appealing aspect of your waifu and now it's gone. Mournful.
>>36788557>>36788569This is particularly funny to me because I simply forgot to draw her nose ring in that pic i have no feeling of love or hate whatsoever towards nose rings
>>36788598Well, she is the best noodle.
>>36788611Please do not draw her with a nose ring, or if you do, make a ringless version too, please?
>>36788557>>36788611Nasal piercings are usually put on dangerous animals, like bulls, so they can be handled more easily at the risk of damaging a sensitive part of their face. So it's actually kind of up in the air whether or not they're even necessary in her character design, since cows tend to get them less frequently.
>>36788673So, a nasal piercing in Eris and Lady Tirek have all the sense of the world.
>>36788611>>36788585Nvrmind took care of it.>>36788673>Nasal piercings are usually put on dangerous animals, like bulls, so they can be handled more easilyHawt>>36788644Sorry for bothering you anon. I was just taking the piss. We each have our likes and dislikes.
>>36788673>>36788713how about a clitoris piercing
>>36789344Isn't something painful?
>>36789354About as painful as it'd be to get a piercing on the tip of your dick
>>36789421Imagine if for revenge, Eris transfers her clitoris piercing to your dick. Very painful.
>>36789927Skoon does a pretty good Eris.
>>36789986And then, she breaks the glass to hug you.
>>36788783that pic reminds me to the scene from "My name is Eri-" where Erica and anon have sex meanwhile she transforms.
>>36790948And then she breaks reality as she does so
>>36791676Well, there are always consequences.
>>36792056Worth it to be with her.
>>36792213i want to see more of Tireris
>>36789986Reminds me of pic rel
>>36792577Well, she's a fairy...
>>36785880>tfw butterscotch turns you into his own personal fucknoodle, his massive horsecock stretching your entire body rigid as he pounds in and out of you before finally flooding you with so much sticky buttersemen that he floods your non-euclidean insides and leaves you a twitching, drooling mess with cum oozing out of both ends
UUUGGGHH ERIS IS SO HOT
>>36793156Poor human Eris
>>36793188>implying a simple, shy pegasus would be capable of sexually satisfying a Goddess>implying you wouldn't multiply him to fill all of your thirteen holes>implying he would still be conscious by the end of it
>>36793828Only r63 Cosmos can satisfied her and be conscious of that.
https://derpibooru.org/images/2583320>eris will never turn you into pantiesI dunno how to deel with this feel
>>36794036i don't know how to feel...
>>36794036now what i think, it's really curious there aren't more of those type of images...
>>36793828Butter will die but at least he died in a good way
>>36794036I would be OK with this.
Up you go
>>36796649>get turned into Eris>suddenly able to do SO MANY PRANKS>and also fuck tons of peopleLiterally no downsides
>>36796671if you see like that, makes so much sense.
>>36796649I'm not a fan of TF but I really like this guy's Eris.
>>36797109it's a favorite one from the fandom.
>>36797410I wonder how will be the reaction of JaquelinDreamz (the creator of the most popular Eris design) to see Eris is a official (not canon) name to a character who is related with Discord...
sleep with the stars
>>36798949That’s not bad
>>36797410The fact that she's straight-up anthro bird with goat horns and not even an original hodge podge chimera of nonsense will never not bother me. And the fact they wasted the name "Eris" on her only makes matters worse, should've been a "Circe" or something instead. You can't just waste a name like that, and then turn around and have the character so edgy that they're 'beneath' good old fashioned trolling.There's so much wrong with that character. But flagrantly borrowing an unfitting name from a more beloved fanon character was just peak IDW laziness.
>>36799452Yeah she’s pretty awful.
>>36796649>>36796671>tfw you will never be a female draconequus It hurts
>>36799452The idea of a Discord's cousin being a casino manager is actually something interesting... but Whitley really done nothing with that concept.She is a generic villain who only mentions Discord for being her cousin... but no interaction with Discord, no uses her magic for luck, no revelation about the draconequus culture, nothing except being the storm king from an alternate universe meanwhile Daybreaker steals her antagonism.And of course, her design that some fans made a redesign to make look more like a draconequus and no surprise why some people says she is not a draconequus despiste Fleecs actually said Eris is a draconequus.Sometimes i wonder why Cosmos isn't called Eris instead... at least she is dangerous like a character despiste the Discord's whitewashing
>>36797410Yeah, yeah, she is a casino manager, but she can be a pie?
>>36797410That's such a lazy design. At least Discord is fun to look at.
>>36800533Turkeris design is strangely complicated and yet lazy unlike Discord which is so much easier to illustrate and still creative.
>>36800503>"Hey Anon I baked you a pie!">Oh boy what flavor?>"ERIS FLAVOR">*off-key guitar chord*
>>36800739Warning: trying Eris flavored pies has side effects such as transforming into a female draconequus and lactating chocolate milk for the first 30 days.
>>36800543Yeah she's very overdesigned.
>>36801103Instead of doing a simple but elegant chimera like that one >>36800130 Fleecs done a really complicated design that don't look like a chimera, instead just looks like a turkey with bat wings and goat horns. It's really ironic a chimera like Discord/Eris despiste having many animal parts, is more simple to draw than Turkeris.
>>36801691she's so pretty
Eride is a good name to Eris too?
>>36801691Why can't she be real?
>>36802889do you want an unreformed Eris like the queen of the world?
>>36804020Hell, the world's so fucked up now, Eris couldn't be any worse.
>>36804078Well, at least it won't be political worse, just "suffering" in a chaotic world with Eris. And no more propaganda.
>>36804020Still would an unreformed Eris. Even if she would start out as a hazing, teasing bitchlord she'd still invariably be worth it if she would entertain a relationship and make some small concessions for boundaries. Plus frankly, she could only be an improvement to things. I'd probably be a terrible enabler and doom the world to everlasting chaos if she really felt like it, her approach is just way more artistically engaging than the infinite layers of brain rotting bullshit people would otherwise be languishing under.
>>36804599So yeah, fuck the world, we want to fuck the noodle.
>>36804193>Eris finds everyone on earth actually prefers how it is now>There is a little bit of discomfort with the mutated animals and lack of physics but people the animals can still be eaten and the physics don't kill anybody>There are places that are outright overjoyed at Eris taking over>Like Africa cause all the war lords have had level 11 slap-stick violence commited against them and all their weapons are useless and blow bubbles now>The only place that outright hates it is China cause Winnie the Pooh had all the nationalists brainwashed>All in all though, it's not too bad>But that isn't exactly what Eris had in mind>So she reworks it>Now the world is back to normal, only now, there's just one kind of job available>Being a polititian>This fails again cause everyone who was a wagie actually makes decent pay now and all the dictatorships have been overthrown by the influx of opposing political parties>Eris just can't figure out what went wrong
>>36804891Eris, just invade the world with other draconequus to be the kings and queens of earth and then play games like Battleship with the humanity.
>>36804891Wouldn't be too bad.
>>36805850Yeah... ironically Eris done an utopy
So, what would be your ideal voice for Eris?
>>36806160Kathryn Hahn like the voice of adult Eris.
>>36806160Marinette Dupain-Chang would be my favorite to know her with, but I feel like Amethyst from SU is the more accurate.
>>36806160the voice of Eris from Billy & Mandy is a good option too?
>>36806160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZvyQud9m7E i think that voice was good for Eris.
>>36806160I conceptualize a fairly mature older woman with a smoky, sort of haughty sounding voice matching a similar meter close to John de Lancie's own line delivery, but for the life of me I don't think I can name a single VA who comes close to what I imagine.
>>36807693Well, Kathryn Hahn is the closest one in my opinion thanks to her papers like Dr Octopus in Into the spiderverse and Agatha Harkness...But yeah, that's the best description to old Eris, meanwhile everbody will say a younger and rebeld voice to a young Eris (the most popular version of r63 Discord)
Anybody wants a noodle plushie?
>>36808408Those Eris ones don’t seem half bad
>>36808408I'd be mildly interested to see the results if anyone has ever attempted to mod a Discord plush to make something like that work. Otherwise, I'd really love to see a noodlier looking variation in the style of that art.Also, that design for Mirrorverse Eris is kinda cool. Magenta's a good color for her.
>>36809006That is one squat plush.
>>36809006yeah, magenta and blue is a good color palette of Captain Goodgirl to make difference with the red and purple of Captain goodguy's costume.
>>36809006i see many Discord's plushies but not so many Eris' plushies, why?
>>36808408should i try to edit Eris to create a r63 Accord?
>>36809928Eris sadly isn't canon
>>36810745Such a shame
>>36810745yeah, it's sad Eris isn't canon from the faust era or the mccarthy era, but at least Habor neither Dubuc will touch her.
>>36810282I'd be curious to see how it shakes out, especially given how differently I'd imagine her "proper" looking outfit would be.
>>36811928Here is the edit
>>36812255What a cute old lady.
Alright you loveable duckeroos, give me a prompt and I'll try to deliver
>>36812286Eris brings the Untitled Goose Game goose to Equestria, but it's Anon. He has to cause as much chaos as possible in order to win back his human form.
>>36812286Eris and Storm Queen (r63 Storm King) are holding and pulling Anon like it's a rag doll as they scream that Anon is only to her
>>36812255That’s not bad
>>36812286Eris playfully teasing Anon in public
>>36812286>>36812979Anon playfully teasing Eris in public
>>36800739Is it weird that I got into MLP because of an asdfmovie parody?
>>36800800But why would I want an Eris-flavored pie? It’d be very icy and perhaps give me frostbite.
>>36758930Who played Lt. Uhura?
>>36812286Anon and Eris go to the carnival, where she learns even chaos magic can’t make those games less rigged.
>>36797410A fucking bird!
>>36813753It's not just a bird, it's a fucking turkeris!
>>36812299Doubledubs have spoken; this is deliciously diabolical and I can't wait to start writing it.Sadly, work and school is getting in the way at the moment, although I will attempt to have something out soon.
>>36813855Checked, and sicknasty. Can't wait to see what you come up with.
Do you guys think Eris has a cloaca or 2 separate holes?
>>36814832Whichever is funnier at the time. She can also just put a pussy in the palm of her hand like an R-rated version of that one Naruto character and give someone the weirdest handjob of their life.
>>36815054>She can also just put a pussy in the palm of her handI could too, if only she'd let me!
>>36815390>"Hey Anon, high pussy!"<"High wh-">with a snap of her fingers, Eris flips you upside down>just your body though>your arms stick out of your pants>there's a wet slap as something warm and wet gently impacts your exposed crotch
>>36815477Thanks god Discord isn't canonically gay because he actually would do that and you will be scared.Meanwhile, that's a regular sunday in Eris' life.
>>36801210This is a good example of redesign too.
>>36816630Thanks! I enjoy writing Eris snippets for that reason. Love the bizarre, at least from a respectful distance.>>36816962Could stand to mismatch the limbs, but that does look good.
>>36817063the limb i guess is for the artist. But yeah, that's a good design because despiste being simple, looks more like a chimera like Cosmos instead of being an overdesigned turkey.
>>36817063If this is Dzamie it’s a shame what happened to your bin.
>>36817341Now that's a noodle.
>>36818491I'd still probably take fucking Discordia over Turkeris.
>>36819059that's not Eris, she don't committed crime wars. Okay no, every noodle is welcome
Have a noodle from last year's Newbie Artist Training Grounds
>>36818647are you sure?
>>36818491>>36819574I could at least see Eris representing herself as a thot cosplayer just for a laugh, but Turkeris lacks the personality to even carry her own unappealing looks.>>36819070That's just Rule 63 Eris, not Vogel's OC
>>36819870I was going to make a "the fuck is wrong with you, is transformation your fetish?" joke, but then I realized this wasn't /pftg/.
>>36819877Surprisingly not even a TFfag, I'm just mentally prepared for her antics to occasionally be bogglingly weird or unsexy at times for the sake of a cheap laugh. I'm prepared to put up with a lot to be a decent straight-man for her antics, even if she will occasionally act downright cringe at times.
>>36819958I just now realized I have /ptfg/ open right next to the Eris thread and switched tabs, somehow, responding to your post, which I hadn't even read, thinking it was a different one entirely, so my post makes no fucking sense here, and basically I'm retarded.I'm not a TF-fag either, but I'd probably be able to roll with her punches fairly well, even in the bedroom. Now, if you will excuse me, I have a stupid joke to make elsewhere.
>>36819870Well, this is rule 63 Eris, Caos...
>>36819981Eris had many facets, there is the yandere Eris, the TF addict Eris, the young rebeld Eris, the waifu Eris, the another fetish stuff Eris, etc.
Eris would be a good mother?
>>36821120Maybe? It's hard to say really.
>>36821329>>36821790Maybe the adult Eris interpretation is somebody actually nice with the kids at the moment when she creates chaos.And see butterscotch like her child instead of be an love interest.
Anon have god tastes
>>36822479>Anon desperately tries to capture the attention and affections of Eris>But all of his attempts are foiled by Eris' marefriend, Fluttershy, a significantly more chaotic entity>He just isn't chaotic enough
>>36822528I think you missed the part where it's Flutterrape Fluttershy.
>>36822534This changes absolutely nothing. Fluttershy doesn't need to accept that she's Eris' marefriend.
There is a thread where Eris appears too >>36778946
>>36822544Cosmos will not accept Fluttershy like Eris' marefriend.
>>36823521Eris always is the best option
>>36822544Weird cyclical love triangle.
>>36824918Well it’s different.
>>36825798That’s really cute.
>>36825798It's really cute Eris huging anon in that way.
>>36763163Here's hoping we get some more Eris from Nignogs eventually.
>>36825798>>36826429Dudes being spooned by girls is nice.Eris is very nice.Eris spooning me- I mean, a guy is supremely nice.
>>36827041don't lost the hope.
>>36828791why does her ear get larger on one frame
>>36828801it's a mechanism of seduction or is the chaos around her.
>>36828801She is chaotic, she can fuck every frame is she wish.
>>36822544y/u/ri niggers out
>"Oooohh, you wanna get raped, don't ya? Yeah, you dirty, sexy boy... that's it, isn't it... you wanna get raped...""Eris, I am just making breakfast. And why are you in my kitchen?"
>>36829976"I am in everywhere"
>>36830743So, can you be a Cow girl, Eris?
>>36830743Missed opportunity for "I am an adult" but honestly this is great either way
>>36830807"I am an adult" is old hat. Eris would say something like, "No, shnookums, you need a mommy." while wrapping around Anon in a big, motherly hug.
>>36831043Eris can be the father and the mom at the same time.
>>36830761i want her to be a cow girl
>>36832784That pic needs a little remake, but still good.
>>36832806Would be nice to see.
>>36835241That’s not bad at all.
>>36834681Cute but bald
>>36837601Really excellent complete version.And Eris is really cute when she is worried.
>>36837927Yeah I'm really glad the artist went back and cleaned this one up it looks fantastic.
>>36838497There will be more of those versions?
>>36835075Here is a little remake.
>>36839274Look at her go! So graceful, so full of poise.
>>36839306And of course, chocolate milk.
>>36839175Don’t know, I’m not gonna hold my breath for them but if the artist does more I won’t complain.
>>36838558>ArtyWhen did Princess Luna get that name? And isn’t that a guy’s name?
>>36840371The name of rule 63 Luna is Artemis
>>36840402So that’s what the name “Arty” is short for? How many people IRL are named after Greco-Roman deities? (Though the answer should be obvious if “Dennis” (Dionissios) is a common name.)
>>36840466Not sure about greco-roman deities, but I've heard of people named Osiris, Isis and Zobek, so I'd say it's probably more common than it'd seem at first
>>36840466Most Artys IRL are short for Arthur, a name popularized in Chaucerian times though originating well before.
>>36841299Bump like Eris
>>36842241sniffing coffee, very normal in her mornings
>>36837601This coloring is absolutely beautiful. I could stare into those crazy red eyes forever>that filename thoughwhat the fuck. of all things I didn't expect to flirt with the idea of a petrification fetish, but I can at least see where she got hers.
>>36839175>>36839976I won't rule out the possibility of cleaning up more drawings in the future, but it probably won't happen too often>>36843213In my defense, it's not specifically a petrification fetish but more of a how horrifying acts made in the name of love can be when the love itself gets taken to extreme levels fetish
>>36837601Why can I not help but think “Anon Solo” would be a good name for that story?
>>36843525>spoilerThat was definitely my gateway.
>>36844115Really Eris is so young at the point there aren't weird things when she is related with butterscotch.
>>36845193She does not look happy about that
>>36843525Hard to believe you could do all that with just a file name but here we are.
>>36845807It's still missing a little bit from what I intended at first, explaining Eros's reasoning behind her actions >>36837301 but it was seriously way too long and it still works the way that that Anon kept the filename
>>36845565She don't like surprises when others do it to her.
>>36846891i guess that's why it's Eriscotch instead of Butteris.
Would you enjoy living in an Equestria where Eris was completely unchecked and unreformed? And for that matter, what distinctions do you think she'd have in a departure to Discord's own surrealist style? Blue cotton candy clouds, strawberry milk rain?
>>36848327well, 50/50, and about distinctions, i would say that Eris would treat better the children and maybe she can be horny sometimes, but she only wants fun with the children like if she is their mother meanwhile the adults are fucked up.
>>36847964that Eris have menacing eyes but it's cute.
Eris is invading G5, she will teach everbody who rules.
Would eris become more poorly animated when she was drunk?
>>36849561more like, she became more inconsistent when she was drunk.
>>36849908That rightmost one is getting fucked silly.
>>36850740she only wants to fuck.
https://derpibooru.org/images/2305474 would you accept her apple?
>>36851597I couldn't accept it. After all, that apple rightfully belongs to her, the ferist_.
>>36851597He's giving her the apple, just as I would.
Eris is here to snu snu
>>36854236Queen Umbra may be the strongest contender against Eris.
>>36854291If Discord pretended that Sombra hurt him just to give trust and security to the Mane 6, why do you think Queen Umbra can be a strong contender aganist Eris?
>>36854317>arguing from non-canonI think spooky black magic unicorn would have plenty of tricks up her lack of sleeves. I also prefer an Eris that isn't omnipotent like Discord is, since Discord as-is is fucking awful for storytelling.
>>36854341Okay, it's right, Eris never should have the power of resurrect people like Discord did to Sombra and other things to make her a reasonable reality warper instead of a reality warper that no one can write for being so OP.
>>36854317I'm prepared to handwave that even by S9 """canon""" as that Sombra just being Discord's own revisionist interpretation of him. Not a true resurrection, just a sacrificial lamb to instantly kill off to scare the other three into submission. Might be an Erisfag through and through, but Umbra doesn't deserve any of that shit contaminating her own fanon.
>>36854575Yeah, Eris and Umbra don't deserves any of that shit for Vogel's fault, both deserves to be happy.And even i want to think S9 Sombra is just a revisionist interpretation because i don't like the idea of Discord resurrecting someone, because lost so much things that would make Discord interesting.
>>36854619Yeah exactly. Flanderizing his chaos magic into "well it can just literally do anything and he's functionally omnipotent" is just fucking stupid. Just as stupid as it is letting Sombra simply godmode his way through Equestria and win completely without effort, it's as if Vogel can only handle magic systems according to how a six year old would determine them in a play fight.
>>36854664There are many types of magic but i only know that Discord's magic is random, Sombra's magic has green lights, alicorn magic is strong to match the magic of Discord and an entire population, and that there is changeling magic.But we do not know exactly how those types of magic are different, their strengths and weaknesses to keep things balanced.
>>36854291You say that, but who's the one with a dedicated thread?
Talking about Eris and Queen Umbra
>>36855497who are those complete strangers in maid outfits?
>>36855153Umbra used to have a dedicated thread a few years ago, there was a massive green being made for it if I'm remembering rightsadly I don't have a link to it
So discord was basically the Q from star trek, right? Maybe write friends looking for inspiration on writing OP eris could look there.I want to be a plaything in a world of eris's making. OP eris is my waifu.
>>36856011Yeah pretty much.
>>36763771Bold of you to assume I'd want her to be stopped.
>>36855497That is one small Eris.
>>36812286It begins>Walking through a park, you whistle a tune as the warmth of the sun gently beats down upon you>Ah, it’s good to be you>After all, you are Anon, aren’t you?>Strolling along, you decide to stand and stare at the sky before you>Bright baby blues paint the heavens as white puffy clouds dot the sky>”Beautiful day, isn’t it?”>Turning, you spot a woman smiling“Absolu-”>Suddenly, a sharp pain emanates from the side of your head as you sink to the ground>”Oh shit, are you ok?”“Ahm f-fime.”>Nope, you are definitely not fine>Besides, you’re getting kinda sleepy>Before closing your eyes, you notice a broken drone lying near your side>’Damn kids...’==========>Fluttering your eyelids, you go back to seeing the breathtaking morning sky>Yawning, you bring a hand to your mouth but instead feel feathers“Quack.”>That sounded close by, and why did you feel feathers?>Pushing your arms against the ground, you find yourself unable to stand>In fact, your arms don’t even feel like arms>Glancing from side to side, you feel your eyes widen at the sight of wings>”You’re looking rather dashing today, aren’t you?”>Rolling over, you catch a glimpse of a terrifying monstrosity>Paw, claw, tail, horn and antler?>The hell is this, a moosedonklion?“Quack!”>Amazed at the words not coming to your mou-beak, you do only what any normal person would do>Hopping to your webbed feet, you run around like a paraplegic who regained control of one leg whose about to beat the shit outta the guy who ran him over, screeching to the top of his lungs“Quack quack qu-quack!”>”Oh, how adorable!” coos the frankencreature as it encircles you with its body, blocking your retreat, “Tell me, what’s your name?”‘By all that is holy, I will find a butcher knife and chop you up into sushi.’>”Why that’s not very nice,” it says, their arms falling in front of you in pieces, “at the very least you could cook me into something more palatable like a stew topped with mirepoix. Ooh, maybe you could even roast me!”>That’s it, this thing is getting its just desserts>Launching towards its nose, you open your beak and clamp down with the power of a geriatric power lifter who just found a dose of roids>Firmly attached to their nose, it stares at you in amusement>”Lets get down to brass tacks, shall we?”>Falling down into a pile of brass tacks, you suck in the pain as you gaze at the figure above you>”I have a need that needs fulfilled, and I believe you to be the goose for the job.”>Grinning mischievously, it waves a paw above your head and begins to pat it>”You do want to be in your old body again, don’t you?”>You’re not in Kansas anymore, Dorthynon>Breathing out a barely audible quack, you look the thing in the eyes‘What do you want?’
>>36857602The uptick in Eris art has been great.
>>36858593holy shit it's actually happening
>>36858593This’ll be good
>>36848327when Discord went unchecked it seemed more like he wanted to have fun, and he found his fun in the misery of others, so his chaos was truly random and at some point surrealI wanna think that Eris would want the same unrestrained fun, but she'd want everyone to partake in it a sort of Pinkie Pie mentality gone wrong scenario, if that makes sense, I feel like she'd constantly be asking ponies what they want to do and encouraging them to let out their wild side
>>36820376God, that's like when alternate history books have their own in-universe alternate history that kinda reflects reality, but with some different key features.
>>36858593>”Where are my manners,” they scoff, slapping their chest indignantly, “my name is Eris, what’s yours?”‘Kiss my feathery ass.’>”Pleasure to meet you, Feathery Ass, or should I say,” she responds in a low, sweet tone, leaning closer to you, “Anonymous.”>Sliding along the ground around you, she begins to swim, diving in the turf>”I haven’t seen a good bit of hijinks in a while now, and while making things interesting is always fun,” she flatly states, coming up for air in front of you, poking her head out of the ground, “it’s much better to see it happen without your input.”‘And that’s where I come in?’>”You’re far brighter than you look, and that’s saying something,” she praises, pinching the thin skin on your cheek, “I want you to cause some trouble.”>Leaning back, you cross your wings and quack with pensiveness‘How much are we talking here?’>”As much as you can cause, and if you do a good job, my little sweet,” she squeals, hugging you against her surprisingly fluffy chest, “then you can have your hoof-penises back,” pulling back her head, she looks at you, her shiny orbs glistening wet, “pretty please?”‘They aren’t called hoof-penises,” you retort, nipping her nose, “they’re fingers.”>”Fingees, hoof-penises, all the same, really,” she replies, dropping you to the ground as she crosses her arms across her chest, “so, do we have a deal?”>Groaning, you sit your feathery behind on the ground‘If that’s what it takes.’>”Oh my, did you make a new friend?”>A gentle voice rings out from behind you as you feel something brush against the side of your neck>”I believe I have, Fluttershy.”>”That’s wonderful.”>Twisting your neck, you come beak to nose with a...>Pegasus?>”Well aren’t you just a cutie, Mister Goose. I have somepony special who would love to meet you!”>You know what, you aren’t gonna question it now, for all you know, you’re in a coma>”I apologize, my dear Fluttershy, but I must go now. Good day.”>Rolling into herself, Eris disappears from existence in a rush>”Come with me, Mister Goose, I’ve got a surprise for you.”>Without much to do, you start waddling behind Fluttershy, taking in your surroundings>Same sense of nature>Hey, there are even squirrels in that tree over there>”Who’s dat?”>Stopping mid-waddle, your beady eyes focus on the little gremlins>”Dat goose dat’s staring at us?”>”Yeah, dat.”>”I dunno,” hanging off the branch, the squirrel cups their mouth with a free-paw, “hey pally, what’s it wichoo?”>”That’s Mister Goose and you better treat him with respect,” you hear Fluttershy squeak, barely any ire in her voice>”Y-Yeah, yous got it boss!”>”Uh-huh, no problems with us!”>Turning back, you tilt your head at your cheery companion>”Don’t mind them, they always act like that.”‘Right.’“Quack.”
>>36858599It's really great see so much Erisposting
>>36859131>Continuing to follow in her hoof steps, you feel as if your brain were doing somersaults and calling it advanced gymnastics>Animals don’t squeak, and squirrels should->Shaking your head, you readjust your focus to a cottage in the distance>Best not question it, after all, Confucius say ‘Those who question my authority gets an ass whooping’>Or maybe that was your mother?>”Oh Miss Goo-oose!”>Coming out of a miniature home, another goose steps out>”Yes dear, what is it?”>”I have a very special somepony for you!” nudging you forward with her nose, she watches you both with bated breath>”My, my, you are quite the goose, aren’t you?”>”I’ll give you both some alone time ifthatsalrightwithyou.”>As Fluttershy leaves, you can feel the feathers on the back of your neck stand on end>”I think we’ll have a lot of fun together.”‘I am not a furry,’ you growl, venom dripping from your beak>”You’re right, you’re feathery,” lady goose responds as she draws near, bobbing her head up and down, hearts in her eyes>Somehow, your tiny pecker retracts inside of your body>Nope, uh-uh, not happening>Ain’t no way, no how>Resorting to your first ditch effort, you run away from your problems full sprint>”Hey, come back lovergoose!”>As you run faster and faster, you suddenly remember your winged appendages>And so, you flap and flap violently, your wingtips beating the ground with light slaps when you lift off the ground>Yes, yes!>After lifting off the ground for a second, you plummet on the cobble, rolling neck over body while a stinging pain pulsates from your side>”My love, are you ok?”>Glaring back, you notice her still bobbing her head up and down>And to think geese were the bane of your existence in your past, and yet they still manage to keep their crown title>Using your uninjured wing, you steady yourself back on your thin legs>”Strong too, Shy knows how to pick them.”‘Not interested.’>”I can take what I want,” she honks back>Hoo boy, you wanna play duck duck goose, cause Papa Anon can play pull aim shoot>Using the fury of your now feral ancestry, you aim your only weapon for the throat and clamp down hard>”Harder!”>As in life, you continue to make mistake after mistake>Releasing her from your beak, you scamper your poor, wounded self away from the situation and towards the hustle and bustle of a nearby town=====That'll be it for now, I fucked up on the 'Quacks' since geese 'Honk'Also, the first day is gonna consist of a fair amount of mayhem and you'll see why, but don't worry, Anon will eventually successfully evade his unwanted pursuer and won't see them again hopefully
>>36859649Thank you, I'm going to bed but I'll read this in the morning and leave another (You).
>>36859649Looking forward to this
>>36859649Come back soon
>>36857602That’s not bad
>>36861098Better having her than a wife who can hurt your children like a way of extorsion.
>>36857073Moreso just short Eris.
>>36861538>who can hurt your children like a way of extorsionreading that sentence made me irrationally angry, I really am desperate to be a husband and father eh? why can't they just be realon a different note I like to think a yan wife would be as devoted to the protection of the children you had with her, it could be an interesting point of conflict with her when she starts to wonder if she loves them more than you, would make for a good one-shot green
>>36862213Would be good, but i think Eris will love more her children than you...
Since we’re on the topic of Eris and Anon’s children this is the most stupid picture I’ve drawn yet, but I’m not sorry
>>36862831It's really cute the idea.And borb child makes me think that the bird gene is very strong in the Eris family, like her cousin who is a bird.
>>36862831That's pretty silly anon, great work, also it's pretty accurate to the Pikmin whistle which is all that matters here.
>>36862272No reason she wouldn't love the father of her children.
>>36862831it's all her children?
>>36864145Always has been.
>>36864160Meanwhile Eris and uncle king Discord is suffering with the noodles, anon have everything under control.
>>36859649Fun, unique story, thank you. Will Goosanon be able to canfly?
>>36858853Sounds like if Eris wants to be a rockstar with her chaos.
>>36865295something Eris actually would do
>>36865295>Eris pulls out an electric guitar and amp>Each chord she plays causes chaotic havoc>She's about to play Through the Fire and Flames
>>36865295Not a bad idea.
>>36865295draw fren please make a rockstar Eris
>>36865647That’d be a pretty good one imo.
>>36865460Pretty unique take on it.
>>36865460>Through the Fire and Flameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7VpoWm9Y8
Don't die now.
>>36865295>Eris on karaoke nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8She just goes through the entire eight minute track like Gerald McBoing-Boing making these ungodly sounds.
>>36868365Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
>>36865647Since you asked so nicely, here you go
>>36868744Fuck that’s incredible.
>>36868744And here’s Eris without text and without the rest of the panels, just in case people don’t like my kinks or my writing
>>36868744that last panel
>>36868763Now we need a female metal cover of Discord.
>>36868744>>36868763oh, it's perfect
>>36870274There’s got to be one that’d fit.
Eris does not belong on page 9.
>>36872065long life to the noodle
>>36872065Eris belongs tightly wound around my cock.
>>36873278Don't fight anon, she can be with everbody at the same time.
Eris Plan just had a big update in RGRE.
>>36872546>>36873278>>36873359Be serious; Eris is above this common thottery. She'll only bear children to the single anon worthy of the fruits of her womanly affections.
>>36873359There is an Eris for everyone thanks to multiverse theor
>>36874185That would make for a hilarious green.
>>36874357Into the Erisverse
>>36874561It's been my headcanon that Discord never actually "clones" himself, but just occasionally summons other versions of himself throughout the multiverse to play off of for help/emotional support. I'd be willing to bet Eris wouldn't be above doing the same thing...
>>36874955Actually that makes sense, that can explain why Discord didn't create clones when he needs it like Ending of the end or the cats arc.And yeah, i think Eris can have dialogues with other versions of herself in the multiverse.
>>36874561I'd like to go into Eris~
>>36857602Wow, didn't think I'd see my art here the first time in months I've checked the board, awesome.>>36861538That's exactly what I said! And this Anon said so in response to a response of my art being posted by an Anon. This Anon must've viewed the source and seen my Twitter post.It was a joke based on the awful degradation of the social contract between men and women and how a literal eldritch creature is more appealing these days.
>>36875073well, that eldritch creature can transform into everything and can do everything you wish, who can't love her?
>>36874185then, there is a fight!
>>36874955>but just occasionally summons other versions of himself throughout the multiverse to play off of for help/emotional support.damn, I like it
>want to draw Eris>Sisu is best frame of reference
>>36876959They do share a very particular build.
>>36877209You ever think Eris is just majestic beyond words sometimes?
>>36876959>>36877407She and Eris should kiss.
>>36877496Would probably be cute.
Well, now there is a bold Eris.
>>36879612I can dig a milf interpretation of Eris.
>>36879646Now there are 3 official (not canon) female noodles
>>36879612Is there an italics Eris?
>>36880640Yeah, i really think there is a Italic Eris.
It was a pleasure to have enjoyed the Erisposting but this thread has to end, LONG LIVE TO THE NOODLE! see next time!