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The Erisposting must continue!
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>>36758602
Oh wow, I wasn't expecting another thread though I'll be the first to admit I don't know if we'll be able to sustain it.
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>>36758608
The previous one reached 500 bumps in a month. So, we can do it! Praise the noodle!
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>>36758618
True, and if it means she might get more art that means it's worth it.
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>>36758627
exactly
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i want sex with the animal dragon chaos goddess
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Let's continue the discussion from the last thread.
>Eris vs. Discord
Do you have a preference? Would you be better able to stand Discord if he were Eris? What about the reverse? Fluttercord, Butteris, or Flutteris, or Buttercord?
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>>36758661
About what if Discord was Eris in the series, this things probably happens.

1- They would choose a less famous actress (and cheaper) than John DeLancie:
>She would don’t have the same impact and then she maybe Will not be reformed.
>In the opposite case, she can appear in more episodes, even more tan Discord in the original series.
>The reformation can feel much more natural for having more episodes.
>Reformed Starlight would feel redundant as a character because Eris of the same finantial reasons.

2- Her relationships with other characters can be radically different:
>Eris's personality could be much more energetic and young than Discord or be a villain with a personality similar to Chrysalis.
>With Fluttershy, the shipping teasing would be more subtle or even don’t exist until last episode like Appledash in The Last Trouble.
>Spike became more closer like a friend or even Spike can replace Fluttershy’s paper like a teasing ship.
>The dinamic with Spike and Big Mac is replaced with 2 non ponies females like Gilda and Ember.
>Tirek became into a toxic boyfriend in Twilight Kingdom.
>Cosmos now must be a male character if they want to put Cosmos like a couple to Eris or Cosmos became into her toxic BBF from the past.
>Princess Eris maybe became into a male character with a neurotic and jealous personality to have funny interactions with Eris.

3- Season 9 can be really different:
>There would not exist the Grogar twist because the writers wouldn’t see really well a female character is fooled 2 times by the same subject, instead, Eris punish Tirek in the last episode.
>Grogar is replaced by Katrina meanwhile everything remains the same.
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>>36758661
And talking about shippings... i think Eris would be more interested in Dusk or Artemis meanwhile she sees Butterscotch like a child/friend but not romantinc interest.
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>>36758661
Honestly I can't subscribe to R63 Equestria, I'd just replace Discord with Eris.
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>>36758872
I can't blame you, the people only will be interested in r63 Equestria just for Dusk, Barb, Eris, Queen Umbra and Gleaming Shield.
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>>36758676
Talking about VAs... which voice would fit with Eris? I think Kathryn Hahn can fit if it's old Eris.
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>>36758930
Could be pretty good.
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Shit got fast today.
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>>36759055
imagine, Eris saying "and i killed sparky too, hahahaha"
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And i am very curious about why there are people who dislikes Discord but likes Eris so much, somebody can say a reason about that?
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>>36759477
Discord's limited usage (thanks to his expensive VA) and simultaneous overexposure really made his redemption seem extremely questionable, and it only kept retroactively looking worse with every new appearance. Especially in S9. Plus, having a egotistical man child with omnipotent powers abusing his "friends" is infinitely less endearing than all that but with a female, where that behavior's essentially normal and quirky at worst.

Really though, boils down to the fact that fanon can laser focus on an idealized characterization whereas canon was a dumpster fire that slowly turned a fan favorite character into a despicably grating prick.
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>>36759550
Dubuc and Haber never will touch Eris.
And yeah, it's more easy to see a better representation of redemption in Eris than in Discord for that very reason, the fans control Eris's stories and with that they can make her more endearing.
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>>36759940
i still waiting for some dadonequus story with her...
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>>36760140
With who? I don't know who that pony is or what the image is of
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>>36760150
That pony is Resonance from Unforeseen Consequences that have a reboot for i can understand.
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Because i don't know if anthro is legal here https://derpibooru.org/images/2276833
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>>36760532
Good move because it isn't allowed.
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>>36760572
Only humans and non-anthros, it's because of the furries?
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>>36760595
Probably
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>>36760600
And thinking Eris had so many anthro material.
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>>36760781
she uses that like a dildo or like a punishment to Anon.
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Eris would have no reason to talk to me, so I shall admire her from afar.
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>>36760797
Well she'll definitely make sure he still feels it regardless.
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Manga Eris
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>>36760781
>"Hey Anon, gimme that dick."
"Fuck, really? Hell yeah!"
>"Yoink! Thanks!"
"Wh- ERIS!!"
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>>36761320
Well it's not like she was lying to him.
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>>36761197
She's pretty cute.
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>>36758661
Eris should become a character in G5. They could just set her up as a daughter of Discord and Fluttershy but somehow Hasbro never allows the writers to use a second Draconequus
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>>36761800
ah... Princess Eris is the second draconequus... Cosmos isn't a draconequus but everbody calls her a draconequus because of her powers and design.
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>>36761800
I just hope the reason why there never was a second draconequus in the g4 series is because of his powers and not because of the design.

Because it might seem that Hasbro wants to avoid a bomb mine with all the fan design of a draconequus and a hybrid of the latter, being able to have many complications with the fans as Scott Cawthon once had with the FNaF fandom ...

In the meantime, if it is a matter of her powers, then the new draconequus could either be less powerful or simply be Discord's counterpart in G5 while her father is a character who barely appears.
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I really like that Eris take.
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>>36763163
Yeah, I hope he does some more of her eventually, just gotta hope that story keeps his interest.
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>>36763421
yeah, i like so much his young interpretation o Eris.
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If Eris decided to kidnap you or constantly follow you around wherever you go there is literally nothing anyone could do to stop her.
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>>36758602
What if you want to ask out Eris and she accepts, but she ends up turning you into a pony, your home into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, or your d*ck into an old-timey talking cartoon version of itself?
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>>36763865
One of the three? Pony's a 50/50 on staying a dude, so that's a risky option. Willy Wonka's chocolate factory is designed to fuck over dumb kids, but I'd be guaranteed to get diabetes within a week of living there, so that's a deadly option. Having a talking dick would be awful. I don't need someone judging my choice of clop. So I'll have to go with pony. Only a 50% chance of wanting to die instead of 100% chance of dying/wanting to die.
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>>36763912
I’m referring to chaotic acts in general, not just those I’ve mentioned. If she were truly a spirit of chaos, she could perhaps turn off gravity and allow all matter in the universe to decay.
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>>36763865
i want the Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory
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>>36763931
This is why I think it's better to focus on another aspect of Eris/Discord and use chaos magic to achieve those means. Discord's clearly focused on comedy, so anything he's going to do has to either result in a laugh or stop something unfunny from happening. Eris... could work the same way, or maybe she has a different angle, like spicing up the lives of ponies, or giving them unpredictable days. A tamer sort of chaos that's easier to write. Discord is a joker, Eris is a shaker. She rocks boats because she delights in seeing how the mind works when unprepared, maybe an "authentic" angle, pulling out true selves? Dunno, just some ideas.
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>>36763949
sounds very interesting, another thing that can make Eris so diferent from Discord.
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>>36758602
Suppose she just came out of your screen à la Sadako Yamamura. Would you ever question her?
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>>36764060
No, i will not question her neither show fear because i think fear can make us an easy bait to her.
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>>36763949
I like that, yes. I personally make her lewder, for waifu reasons.
>"What if you could see how many times ponies have gotten off?"
"Eris-"
>"Oh, don't worry. Not everyone. I'll just have the CMCs see the numbers."
>"Also your sandwich is now ham and chocolate sauce. Let me know how it tastes. Don't ask where I got the ham."
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>>36764704
very cool, anon.
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>>36764519
That still sounds like Discord’s comedic use of his powers.
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>>36764757
just do something more lewd and then, there is Eris.
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>>36764867
What if she did something like that to you, either in or out of bed?

>“Anon, I noticed you jacked off to me only 19 times today instead of your usual 20. Is there something wrong with me?”
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>>36764942
I’m certain she’d ensure number 20 ends up in her.
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>>36765556
i think Eris wants the number 23 for the discordianism relationship with that number.
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>>36765712
Seems reasonable I guess
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>>36764704
well that's fucking hot ngl
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>>36764704
wew
"snuggles" sure
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>>36764704
>Hey Anon, did you know I can have any kind of genitals I want?
>Thanks for assuming the position, by the way~ What do you think first? Dragon? Kirin? Seapony?
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Did someone read My name is Eri-?
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>>36767169
Not a bad design, it certainly stands out.
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>>36767169
What's the plot of this? Looks interesting
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>>36767339
Anon is related to a girl named Erica who has within her a entity called Eris that little by little is coming out to reveal her true self.
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>>36767169
Yeah, I read it. Good shit. Would recommend.
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https://derpibooru.org/images/2579245
https://derpibooru.org/images/2578942
https://derpibooru.org/images/2578944
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>>36768085
Really you're having fun with Eris and Anon.
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>>36767404
Could be good, might have to check it out.
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>>36768657
Yeah, you must check it out.
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>>36767169
>>36767404
sounds like wish fulfillment if I'm honest
>inb4 where do you think you are
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>>36768987
Oh yeah this one got posted last thread.
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>>36768085
>Eris will never force your head between her legs
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>>36768085
nice
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>>36769469
Why even go on?
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Some Eris in the sea.
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>>36770443
I like her swimsuit.
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>>36770829
looks like a maid with that swimsuit
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>>36770899
Yeah quite a bit actually.
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>>36769469
It's a shame really, but not much to be done about it.
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>>36769469
Someday... she can travel between universes...
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>>36772009
>>36764060
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>>36772016
Just a matter of waiting.
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>>36772009
Would be nice
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If Eris became into a Them Fightin' Herds figher or being the inspiration of a new character, what moveset you will give to her?
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>>36770443
>ywn hear Eris sing a rendition of Under The Sea
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>>36772986
Probably just some broke ass final boss move set with some obnoxious projectile overhead.
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>>36772986
What about that fatality where Earth is destroyed by grenades?
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>>36772986
Very similar to Faust in GG I’d assume.
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>>36769469
You’ll never know what she tastes like.
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>>36772009
Just gotta hope she hits ours.
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>>36773259
Eris became into Rugal.
And if she is a playable character instead of a final boss, i think she can be a chimera between Paprika, Velvet and Shanty. For the use of items, the reverse blows and finally break the 4th wall so that she walks up the screen, she can make a surprise attack from below and it can have as an attack that she hits the enemy with a baseball bat and then another one emerges Eris and play tennis with the opponent as a ball.
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>>36774267
It's very good Anon isn't the object of interest of Cosmos and Turkeris because those 3 noodles can destroy the reality just for him.
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>>36775619
More goth Eris
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>>36776267
I wanna look up at her big snuggly face <3
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>>36776376
Do it
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I'm not sure why this obsession came or when it will go all I know is chaos noodle is for oodles of poodles
https://derpibooru.org/images/2580705
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>>36777097
Fckfukfrick autocorrect I said loodles its lewd but made to rhyme with oodles what is so difficult to understand
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>>36777097
Because Eris is qt
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>>36777166
Indeed she is.
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>>36777097
yeah, it's very curious how some artist in this month for one moment liked Eris a lot...
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>>36777740
Not really, it was a guy in /yan/ taking requests and Eris was, probably still is, a hot topic there for now.
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>>36777097
wew
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>>36778387
Welll, because one done disasters, the other is a psychopath and the last one is a turkey, Eris is the best noodle.
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>>36778387
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i support Arteris
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>>36780160
Looks like a good time.
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>>36780228
With Eris, everything always will be a good time.
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>>36779497
what if noodle cubs actually looks like that pic?
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>>36758618
any chance you got a link to it, or at least an archive link?
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>>36781180
>36639509
>>36639509
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>>36781036
They’d still be able to get around at least.
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>>36781036
That’d be pretty cute I guess.
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>>36782017
they would surround the arms, legs and tail of the parents as if it were their cradle or they behave like opossums by sticking to the mother's body like their burrow
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good night
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>>36782376
>high detail eris
that's the good shit
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>>36782376
Really well done.
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>>36782284
That sounds adorable.
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>>36783098
I wish someone can draw a pic of Eris in that scenario.
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>>36784010
I forgot all about that first Eris.
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>>36767169
>>36767339
>>36767195
>>36767404
>>36767632
>>36768987
>>36768657
Anyone got a link for it?
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>>36784645
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/217549/my-name-is-eri
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Reminder
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>>36785173
Neat.
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>>36785537
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>>36785880
11 different flavors, Butter...
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>>36785880
>And not all of them are on me.
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>>36786585
nani?!
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>>36786585
Does she have a detachable vagina?
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>>36787011
She could probably do that.
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>>36787212
one for every boyfriend she had?
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>>36787231
And has. She's getting dicked down across three universes right now.
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>>36787639
My god, being fucked by 3 universes...
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Eris > Lady Tirek
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>>36788433
Lady Tirek has a severe lack of quality art working to her disadvantage to begin with, there's not even really any consensus for her character design. Pic related is probably the only half decent interpretation that I know of, but unlucky for her the artist also does one of the best Erises too.
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>>36788532
I hate nose rings so this is a huge step up for me for her design
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>>36788532
Eris had a lot of designs and still be superior to any waifu.

But yeah, poor Lady Tirek.
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>>36788532
I love nose rings so this is a huge step down for me for her design
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>>36788569
I will fight you, and I will win.
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>>36788569
But it's ok because I'm waifuing on eris so much harder than Lady Tirek. You should give eris a nose ring!
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>>36788585
CEASE
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>>36788585
She got a new shirt instead.
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>>36788578
>>36788590
The nose ring was the only appealing aspect of your waifu and now it's gone. Mournful.
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>>36788557
>>36788569
This is particularly funny to me because I simply forgot to draw her nose ring in that pic i have no feeling of love or hate whatsoever towards nose rings
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>>36788598
Well, she is the best noodle.
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>>36788611
Please do not draw her with a nose ring, or if you do, make a ringless version too, please?
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>>36788557
>>36788611
Nasal piercings are usually put on dangerous animals, like bulls, so they can be handled more easily at the risk of damaging a sensitive part of their face. So it's actually kind of up in the air whether or not they're even necessary in her character design, since cows tend to get them less frequently.
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>>36788673
So, a nasal piercing in Eris and Lady Tirek have all the sense of the world.
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>>36788611
>>36788585
Nvrmind took care of it.
>>36788673
>Nasal piercings are usually put on dangerous animals, like bulls, so they can be handled more easily
Hawt
>>36788644
Sorry for bothering you anon. I was just taking the piss. We each have our likes and dislikes.
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>>36788673
>>36788713
how about a clitoris piercing
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>>36789344
Isn't something painful?
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>>36789354
About as painful as it'd be to get a piercing on the tip of your dick
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>>36789421
Imagine if for revenge, Eris transfers her clitoris piercing to your dick. Very painful.
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>>36789927
Skoon does a pretty good Eris.
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>>36788783
Cute.
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>>36789986
And then, she breaks the glass to hug you.
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>>36788783
that pic reminds me to the scene from "My name is Eri-" where Erica and anon have sex meanwhile she transforms.
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>>36790948
And then she breaks reality as she does so
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>>36791676
Well, there are always consequences.
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>>36792056
Worth it to be with her.
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>>36792213
i want to see more of Tireris
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>>36789986
Reminds me of pic rel
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>>36792577
Well, she's a fairy...
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>>36791210
Nifty
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>>36785880
>tfw butterscotch turns you into his own personal fucknoodle, his massive horsecock stretching your entire body rigid as he pounds in and out of you before finally flooding you with so much sticky buttersemen that he floods your non-euclidean insides and leaves you a twitching, drooling mess with cum oozing out of both ends
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UUUGGGHH ERIS IS SO HOT
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>>36793156
Poor human Eris
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>>36793188
>implying a simple, shy pegasus would be capable of sexually satisfying a Goddess
>implying you wouldn't multiply him to fill all of your thirteen holes
>implying he would still be conscious by the end of it
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>>36793828
Only r63 Cosmos can satisfied her and be conscious of that.
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https://derpibooru.org/images/2583320
>eris will never turn you into panties
I dunno how to deel with this feel
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>>36794036
i don't know how to feel...
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>>36794036
now what i think, it's really curious there aren't more of those type of images...
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>>36793828
Butter will die but at least he died in a good way
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>>36794036
Oh dear
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>>36794036
I would be OK with this.
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Up you go
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We're back.
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>>36796649
>get turned into Eris
>suddenly able to do SO MANY PRANKS
>and also fuck tons of people
Literally no downsides
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>>36796671
if you see like that, makes so much sense.
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>>36796649
I'm not a fan of TF but I really like this guy's Eris.
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>>36797109
it's a favorite one from the fandom.
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>>36797410
That's turkeris.
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>>36797410
Ew
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>>36797410
I wonder how will be the reaction of JaquelinDreamz (the creator of the most popular Eris design) to see Eris is a official (not canon) name to a character who is related with Discord...
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sleep with the stars
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>>36798949
That’s not bad
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>>36797410
The fact that she's straight-up anthro bird with goat horns and not even an original hodge podge chimera of nonsense will never not bother me. And the fact they wasted the name "Eris" on her only makes matters worse, should've been a "Circe" or something instead. You can't just waste a name like that, and then turn around and have the character so edgy that they're 'beneath' good old fashioned trolling.

There's so much wrong with that character. But flagrantly borrowing an unfitting name from a more beloved fanon character was just peak IDW laziness.
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>>36799452
Yeah she’s pretty awful.
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>>36796649
>>36796671
>tfw you will never be a female draconequus

It hurts
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>>36799452
The idea of a Discord's cousin being a casino manager is actually something interesting... but Whitley really done nothing with that concept.

She is a generic villain who only mentions Discord for being her cousin... but no interaction with Discord, no uses her magic for luck, no revelation about the draconequus culture, nothing except being the storm king from an alternate universe meanwhile Daybreaker steals her antagonism.

And of course, her design that some fans made a redesign to make look more like a draconequus and no surprise why some people says she is not a draconequus despiste Fleecs actually said Eris is a draconequus.

Sometimes i wonder why Cosmos isn't called Eris instead... at least she is dangerous like a character despiste the Discord's whitewashing
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>>36797410
Yeah, yeah, she is a casino manager, but she can be a pie?
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>>36797410
That's such a lazy design. At least Discord is fun to look at.
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>>36800533
Turkeris design is strangely complicated and yet lazy unlike Discord which is so much easier to illustrate and still creative.
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>>36800503
>"Hey Anon I baked you a pie!"
>Oh boy what flavor?
>"ERIS FLAVOR"
>*off-key guitar chord*
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>>36800739
Warning: trying Eris flavored pies has side effects such as transforming into a female draconequus and lactating chocolate milk for the first 30 days.
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>>36800543
Yeah she's very overdesigned.
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>>36801103
Instead of doing a simple but elegant chimera like that one >>36800130 Fleecs done a really complicated design that don't look like a chimera, instead just looks like a turkey with bat wings and goat horns.

It's really ironic a chimera like Discord/Eris despiste having many animal parts, is more simple to draw than Turkeris.
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>>36801691
godness Eris.
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>>36801691
she's so pretty
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Eride is a good name to Eris too?
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>>36801691
Why can't she be real?
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>>36801691
Beautiful.
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>>36802889
do you want an unreformed Eris like the queen of the world?
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>>36804020
Hell, the world's so fucked up now, Eris couldn't be any worse.
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>>36804078
Well, at least it won't be political worse, just "suffering" in a chaotic world with Eris.
And no more propaganda.
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>>36804020
Still would an unreformed Eris. Even if she would start out as a hazing, teasing bitchlord she'd still invariably be worth it if she would entertain a relationship and make some small concessions for boundaries. Plus frankly, she could only be an improvement to things. I'd probably be a terrible enabler and doom the world to everlasting chaos if she really felt like it, her approach is just way more artistically engaging than the infinite layers of brain rotting bullshit people would otherwise be languishing under.
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>>36804599
So yeah, fuck the world, we want to fuck the noodle.
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>>36804193
>Eris finds everyone on earth actually prefers how it is now
>There is a little bit of discomfort with the mutated animals and lack of physics but people the animals can still be eaten and the physics don't kill anybody
>There are places that are outright overjoyed at Eris taking over
>Like Africa cause all the war lords have had level 11 slap-stick violence commited against them and all their weapons are useless and blow bubbles now
>The only place that outright hates it is China cause Winnie the Pooh had all the nationalists brainwashed
>All in all though, it's not too bad
>But that isn't exactly what Eris had in mind
>So she reworks it
>Now the world is back to normal, only now, there's just one kind of job available
>Being a polititian
>This fails again cause everyone who was a wagie actually makes decent pay now and all the dictatorships have been overthrown by the influx of opposing political parties
>Eris just can't figure out what went wrong
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>>36804891
Eris, just invade the world with other draconequus to be the kings and queens of earth and then play games like Battleship with the humanity.
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>>36804891
Wouldn't be too bad.
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>>36805850
Yeah... ironically Eris done an utopy
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So, what would be your ideal voice for Eris?
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>>36806160
Kathryn Hahn like the voice of adult Eris.
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>>36806160
Marinette Dupain-Chang would be my favorite to know her with, but I feel like Amethyst from SU is the more accurate.
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>>36806160
the voice of Eris from Billy & Mandy is a good option too?
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>>36806160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZvyQud9m7E i think that voice was good for Eris.
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>>36806160
I conceptualize a fairly mature older woman with a smoky, sort of haughty sounding voice matching a similar meter close to John de Lancie's own line delivery, but for the life of me I don't think I can name a single VA who comes close to what I imagine.
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>>36807693
Well, Kathryn Hahn is the closest one in my opinion thanks to her papers like Dr Octopus in Into the spiderverse and Agatha Harkness...

But yeah, that's the best description to old Eris, meanwhile everbody will say a younger and rebeld voice to a young Eris (the most popular version of r63 Discord)
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>>36808408
Those Eris ones don’t seem half bad
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>>36808408
I'd be mildly interested to see the results if anyone has ever attempted to mod a Discord plush to make something like that work. Otherwise, I'd really love to see a noodlier looking variation in the style of that art.

Also, that design for Mirrorverse Eris is kinda cool. Magenta's a good color for her.
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>>36809006
That is one squat plush.
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>>36809006
yeah, magenta and blue is a good color palette of Captain Goodgirl to make difference with the red and purple of Captain goodguy's costume.
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>>36809006
i see many Discord's plushies but not so many Eris' plushies, why?
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>>36808408
should i try to edit Eris to create a r63 Accord?
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>>36809928
Eris sadly isn't canon
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>>36810745
Such a shame
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>>36810745
yeah, it's sad Eris isn't canon from the faust era or the mccarthy era, but at least Habor neither Dubuc will touch her.
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>>36810282
I'd be curious to see how it shakes out, especially given how differently I'd imagine her "proper" looking outfit would be.
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>>36811928
Here is the edit
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>>36812255
What a cute old lady.
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Alright you loveable duckeroos, give me a prompt and I'll try to deliver
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>>36812286
Eris brings the Untitled Goose Game goose to Equestria, but it's Anon. He has to cause as much chaos as possible in order to win back his human form.
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>>36812286
Eris and Storm Queen (r63 Storm King) are holding and pulling Anon like it's a rag doll as they scream that Anon is only to her
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>>36812255
That’s not bad
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>>36812286
Eris playfully teasing Anon in public
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>>36812286
>>36812979
Anon playfully teasing Eris in public
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>>36800739
Is it weird that I got into MLP because of an asdfmovie parody?
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>>36800800
But why would I want an Eris-flavored pie? It’d be very icy and perhaps give me frostbite.
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>>36758930
Who played Lt. Uhura?
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>>36812286
Anon and Eris go to the carnival, where she learns even chaos magic can’t make those games less rigged.
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>>36813077
Nichelle Nichols
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>>36797410
A fucking bird!
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>>36813753
It's not just a bird, it's a fucking turkeris!
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>>36812299
Doubledubs have spoken; this is deliciously diabolical and I can't wait to start writing it.
Sadly, work and school is getting in the way at the moment, although I will attempt to have something out soon.
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>>36813855
Checked, and sicknasty. Can't wait to see what you come up with.
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>>36814430
Lewd
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Do you guys think Eris has a cloaca or 2 separate holes?
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>>36814832
All three
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>>36814832
Whichever is funnier at the time. She can also just put a pussy in the palm of her hand like an R-rated version of that one Naruto character and give someone the weirdest handjob of their life.
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>>36815054
>She can also just put a pussy in the palm of her hand

I could too, if only she'd let me!
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>>36815390
>"Hey Anon, high pussy!"
<"High wh-"
>with a snap of her fingers, Eris flips you upside down
>just your body though
>your arms stick out of your pants
>there's a wet slap as something warm and wet gently impacts your exposed crotch
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>>36815477
Thanks god Discord isn't canonically gay because he actually would do that and you will be scared.

Meanwhile, that's a regular sunday in Eris' life.
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>>36815477
That's hot
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>>36816096
And surreal
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>>36801210
This is a good example of redesign too.
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>>36816630
Thanks! I enjoy writing Eris snippets for that reason. Love the bizarre, at least from a respectful distance.

>>36816962
Could stand to mismatch the limbs, but that does look good.
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>>36817063
the limb i guess is for the artist. But yeah, that's a good design because despiste being simple, looks more like a chimera like Cosmos instead of being an overdesigned turkey.
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>>36816962
Nice
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>>36817063
If this is Dzamie it’s a shame what happened to your bin.
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>>36817341
Now that's a noodle.
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>>36818491
I'd still probably take fucking Discordia over Turkeris.
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bump
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>>36819059
that's not Eris, she don't committed crime wars.
Okay no, every noodle is welcome
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Have a noodle from last year's Newbie Artist Training Grounds
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>>36818647
are you sure?
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>>36818491
>>36819574
I could at least see Eris representing herself as a thot cosplayer just for a laugh, but Turkeris lacks the personality to even carry her own unappealing looks.
>>36819070
That's just Rule 63 Eris, not Vogel's OC
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>>36819870
I was going to make a "the fuck is wrong with you, is transformation your fetish?" joke, but then I realized this wasn't /pftg/.
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>>36819877
Surprisingly not even a TFfag, I'm just mentally prepared for her antics to occasionally be bogglingly weird or unsexy at times for the sake of a cheap laugh. I'm prepared to put up with a lot to be a decent straight-man for her antics, even if she will occasionally act downright cringe at times.
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>>36819958
I just now realized I have /ptfg/ open right next to the Eris thread and switched tabs, somehow, responding to your post, which I hadn't even read, thinking it was a different one entirely, so my post makes no fucking sense here, and basically I'm retarded.

I'm not a TF-fag either, but I'd probably be able to roll with her punches fairly well, even in the bedroom.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a stupid joke to make elsewhere.
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>>36819870
Well, this is rule 63 Eris, Caos...
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>>36819981
Eris had many facets, there is the yandere Eris, the TF addict Eris, the young rebeld Eris, the waifu Eris, the another fetish stuff Eris, etc.
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Eris would be a good mother?
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>>36821120
Definitely
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>>36821120
Maybe? It's hard to say really.
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>>36821329
>>36821790
Maybe the adult Eris interpretation is somebody actually nice with the kids at the moment when she creates chaos.

And see butterscotch like her child instead of be an love interest.
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>>36822479
>Anon desperately tries to capture the attention and affections of Eris
>But all of his attempts are foiled by Eris' marefriend, Fluttershy, a significantly more chaotic entity
>He just isn't chaotic enough
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>>36822528
I think you missed the part where it's Flutterrape Fluttershy.
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>>36822534
This changes absolutely nothing. Fluttershy doesn't need to accept that she's Eris' marefriend.
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There is a thread where Eris appears too >>36778946
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>>36822544
Cosmos will not accept Fluttershy like Eris' marefriend.
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>>36822479
Indeed.
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>>36823521
Eris always is the best option
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>>36822544
Weird cyclical love triangle.
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>>36824918
Well it’s different.
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>>36815477
Nice
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>>36825798
That’s really cute.
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>>36825798
It's really cute Eris huging anon in that way.
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>>36763163
Here's hoping we get some more Eris from Nignogs eventually.
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>>36825798
>>36826429
Dudes being spooned by girls is nice.
Eris is very nice.
Eris spooning me- I mean, a guy is supremely nice.
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>>36827230
Indeed.
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>>36827041
don't lost the hope.
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>>36828791
why does her ear get larger on one frame
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>>36828801
it's a mechanism of seduction or is the chaos around her.
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>>36828801
She is chaotic, she can fuck every frame is she wish.
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>>36822544
y/u/ri niggers out
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>>36829128
True enough
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>"Oooohh, you wanna get raped, don't ya? Yeah, you dirty, sexy boy... that's it, isn't it... you wanna get raped..."
"Eris, I am just making breakfast. And why are you in my kitchen?"
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>>36829976
"I am in everywhere"
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>>36829976
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>>36830743
So, can you be a Cow girl, Eris?
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>>36830743
Missed opportunity for "I am an adult" but honestly this is great either way
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>>36830807
"I am an adult" is old hat. Eris would say something like, "No, shnookums, you need a mommy." while wrapping around Anon in a big, motherly hug.
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>>36831043
Eris can be the father and the mom at the same time.
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>>36830761
i want her to be a cow girl
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>>36832714
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>>36832784
That pic needs a little remake, but still good.
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>>36834151
Not bad
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>>36782017
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>>36832806
Would be nice to see.
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>>36835241
That’s not bad at all.
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>>36834681
Cute but bald
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>>36836134
Bald Eris
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>>36837601
Really excellent complete version.

And Eris is really cute when she is worried.
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>>36837927
Yeah I'm really glad the artist went back and cleaned this one up it looks fantastic.
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>>36811496
>>36779235
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>>36838497
There will be more of those versions?
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>>36835075
Here is a little remake.
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>>36839274
Look at her go! So graceful, so full of poise.
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>>36839306
And of course, chocolate milk.
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>>36839175
Don’t know, I’m not gonna hold my breath for them but if the artist does more I won’t complain.
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>>36838558
>Arty
When did Princess Luna get that name? And isn’t that a guy’s name?
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>>36840371
The name of rule 63 Luna is Artemis
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>>36840402
So that’s what the name “Arty” is short for? How many people IRL are named after Greco-Roman deities? (Though the answer should be obvious if “Dennis” (Dionissios) is a common name.)
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>>36840466
Not sure about greco-roman deities, but I've heard of people named Osiris, Isis and Zobek, so I'd say it's probably more common than it'd seem at first
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>>36840466
Most Artys IRL are short for Arthur, a name popularized in Chaucerian times though originating well before.
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Bump
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>>36841299
Bump like Eris
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>>36842241
sniffing coffee, very normal in her mornings
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>>36837601
This coloring is absolutely beautiful. I could stare into those crazy red eyes forever
>that filename though
what the fuck. of all things I didn't expect to flirt with the idea of a petrification fetish, but I can at least see where she got hers.
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>>36839175
>>36839976
I won't rule out the possibility of cleaning up more drawings in the future, but it probably won't happen too often
>>36843213
In my defense, it's not specifically a petrification fetish but more of a how horrifying acts made in the name of love can be when the love itself gets taken to extreme levels fetish
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>>36837601
Why can I not help but think “Anon Solo” would be a good name for that story?
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>>36843525
>spoiler
That was definitely my gateway.
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>>36844115
Really Eris is so young at the point there aren't weird things when she is related with butterscotch.
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>>36845193
She does not look happy about that
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>>36843525
Hard to believe you could do all that with just a file name but here we are.
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>>36845807
It's still missing a little bit from what I intended at first, explaining Eros's reasoning behind her actions >>36837301 but it was seriously way too long and it still works the way that that Anon kept the filename
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>>36845565
She don't like surprises when others do it to her.
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>>36846891
i guess that's why it's Eriscotch instead of Butteris.
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Would you enjoy living in an Equestria where Eris was completely unchecked and unreformed? And for that matter, what distinctions do you think she'd have in a departure to Discord's own surrealist style? Blue cotton candy clouds, strawberry milk rain?
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>>36848327
well, 50/50, and about distinctions, i would say that Eris would treat better the children and maybe she can be horny sometimes, but she only wants fun with the children like if she is their mother meanwhile the adults are fucked up.
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>>36847964
that Eris have menacing eyes but it's cute.
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Would eris become more poorly animated when she was drunk?
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>>36849561
more like, she became more inconsistent when she was drunk.
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>>36849908
That rightmost one is getting fucked silly.
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>>36850740
she only wants to fuck.
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>>36851597
I couldn't accept it. After all, that apple rightfully belongs to her, the ferist_.
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>>36851597
Yes
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>>36851597
He's giving her the apple, just as I would.
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Eris is here to snu snu
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>>36854236
Queen Umbra may be the strongest contender against Eris.
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>>36854291
If Discord pretended that Sombra hurt him just to give trust and security to the Mane 6, why do you think Queen Umbra can be a strong contender aganist Eris?
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>>36854317
>arguing from non-canon
I think spooky black magic unicorn would have plenty of tricks up her lack of sleeves. I also prefer an Eris that isn't omnipotent like Discord is, since Discord as-is is fucking awful for storytelling.
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>>36854341
Okay, it's right, Eris never should have the power of resurrect people like Discord did to Sombra and other things to make her a reasonable reality warper instead of a reality warper that no one can write for being so OP.
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>>36854317
I'm prepared to handwave that even by S9 """canon""" as that Sombra just being Discord's own revisionist interpretation of him. Not a true resurrection, just a sacrificial lamb to instantly kill off to scare the other three into submission. Might be an Erisfag through and through, but Umbra doesn't deserve any of that shit contaminating her own fanon.
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>>36854575
Yeah, Eris and Umbra don't deserves any of that shit for Vogel's fault, both deserves to be happy.

And even i want to think S9 Sombra is just a revisionist interpretation because i don't like the idea of Discord resurrecting someone, because lost so much things that would make Discord interesting.
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>>36854619
Yeah exactly. Flanderizing his chaos magic into "well it can just literally do anything and he's functionally omnipotent" is just fucking stupid. Just as stupid as it is letting Sombra simply godmode his way through Equestria and win completely without effort, it's as if Vogel can only handle magic systems according to how a six year old would determine them in a play fight.
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>>36854664
There are many types of magic but i only know that Discord's magic is random, Sombra's magic has green lights, alicorn magic is strong to match the magic of Discord and an entire population, and that there is changeling magic.

But we do not know exactly how those types of magic are different, their strengths and weaknesses to keep things balanced.
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>>36854291
You say that, but who's the one with a dedicated thread?
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>>36855497
who are those complete strangers in maid outfits?
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>>36855153
Umbra used to have a dedicated thread a few years ago, there was a massive green being made for it if I'm remembering right
sadly I don't have a link to it
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So discord was basically the Q from star trek, right? Maybe write friends looking for inspiration on writing OP eris could look there.
I want to be a plaything in a world of eris's making. OP eris is my waifu.
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>>36856011
Yeah pretty much.
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>>36763771
Bold of you to assume I'd want her to be stopped.
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>>36855497
That is one small Eris.
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>>36857060
lil' Eris?
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>>36812286
It begins

>Walking through a park, you whistle a tune as the warmth of the sun gently beats down upon you
>Ah, it’s good to be you
>After all, you are Anon, aren’t you?
>Strolling along, you decide to stand and stare at the sky before you
>Bright baby blues paint the heavens as white puffy clouds dot the sky
>”Beautiful day, isn’t it?”
>Turning, you spot a woman smiling
“Absolu-”
>Suddenly, a sharp pain emanates from the side of your head as you sink to the ground
>”Oh shit, are you ok?”
“Ahm f-fime.”
>Nope, you are definitely not fine
>Besides, you’re getting kinda sleepy
>Before closing your eyes, you notice a broken drone lying near your side
>’Damn kids...’
==========
>Fluttering your eyelids, you go back to seeing the breathtaking morning sky
>Yawning, you bring a hand to your mouth but instead feel feathers
“Quack.”
>That sounded close by, and why did you feel feathers?
>Pushing your arms against the ground, you find yourself unable to stand
>In fact, your arms don’t even feel like arms
>Glancing from side to side, you feel your eyes widen at the sight of wings
>”You’re looking rather dashing today, aren’t you?”
>Rolling over, you catch a glimpse of a terrifying monstrosity
>Paw, claw, tail, horn and antler?
>The hell is this, a moosedonklion?
“Quack!”
>Amazed at the words not coming to your mou-beak, you do only what any normal person would do
>Hopping to your webbed feet, you run around like a paraplegic who regained control of one leg whose about to beat the shit outta the guy who ran him over, screeching to the top of his lungs
“Quack quack qu-quack!”
>”Oh, how adorable!” coos the frankencreature as it encircles you with its body, blocking your retreat, “Tell me, what’s your name?”
‘By all that is holy, I will find a butcher knife and chop you up into sushi.’
>”Why that’s not very nice,” it says, their arms falling in front of you in pieces, “at the very least you could cook me into something more palatable like a stew topped with mirepoix. Ooh, maybe you could even roast me!”
>That’s it, this thing is getting its just desserts
>Launching towards its nose, you open your beak and clamp down with the power of a geriatric power lifter who just found a dose of roids
>Firmly attached to their nose, it stares at you in amusement
>”Lets get down to brass tacks, shall we?”
>Falling down into a pile of brass tacks, you suck in the pain as you gaze at the figure above you
>”I have a need that needs fulfilled, and I believe you to be the goose for the job.”
>Grinning mischievously, it waves a paw above your head and begins to pat it
>”You do want to be in your old body again, don’t you?”
>You’re not in Kansas anymore, Dorthynon
>Breathing out a barely audible quack, you look the thing in the eyes
‘What do you want?’
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>>36857602
The uptick in Eris art has been great.
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>>36858593
holy shit it's actually happening
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>>36858593
This’ll be good
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>>36848327
when Discord went unchecked it seemed more like he wanted to have fun, and he found his fun in the misery of others, so his chaos was truly random and at some point surreal
I wanna think that Eris would want the same unrestrained fun, but she'd want everyone to partake in it a sort of Pinkie Pie mentality gone wrong scenario, if that makes sense, I feel like she'd constantly be asking ponies what they want to do and encouraging them to let out their wild side
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>>36858593
im hyped
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>>36820376
God, that's like when alternate history books have their own in-universe alternate history that kinda reflects reality, but with some different key features.
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>>36858593
>”Where are my manners,” they scoff, slapping their chest indignantly, “my name is Eris, what’s yours?”
‘Kiss my feathery ass.’
>”Pleasure to meet you, Feathery Ass, or should I say,” she responds in a low, sweet tone, leaning closer to you, “Anonymous.”
>Sliding along the ground around you, she begins to swim, diving in the turf
>”I haven’t seen a good bit of hijinks in a while now, and while making things interesting is always fun,” she flatly states, coming up for air in front of you, poking her head out of the ground, “it’s much better to see it happen without your input.”
‘And that’s where I come in?’
>”You’re far brighter than you look, and that’s saying something,” she praises, pinching the thin skin on your cheek, “I want you to cause some trouble.”
>Leaning back, you cross your wings and quack with pensiveness
‘How much are we talking here?’
>”As much as you can cause, and if you do a good job, my little sweet,” she squeals, hugging you against her surprisingly fluffy chest, “then you can have your hoof-penises back,” pulling back her head, she looks at you, her shiny orbs glistening wet, “pretty please?”
‘They aren’t called hoof-penises,” you retort, nipping her nose, “they’re fingers.”
>”Fingees, hoof-penises, all the same, really,” she replies, dropping you to the ground as she crosses her arms across her chest, “so, do we have a deal?”
>Groaning, you sit your feathery behind on the ground
‘If that’s what it takes.’
>”Oh my, did you make a new friend?”
>A gentle voice rings out from behind you as you feel something brush against the side of your neck
>”I believe I have, Fluttershy.”
>”That’s wonderful.”
>Twisting your neck, you come beak to nose with a...
>Pegasus?
>”Well aren’t you just a cutie, Mister Goose. I have somepony special who would love to meet you!”
>You know what, you aren’t gonna question it now, for all you know, you’re in a coma
>”I apologize, my dear Fluttershy, but I must go now. Good day.”
>Rolling into herself, Eris disappears from existence in a rush
>”Come with me, Mister Goose, I’ve got a surprise for you.”
>Without much to do, you start waddling behind Fluttershy, taking in your surroundings
>Same sense of nature
>Hey, there are even squirrels in that tree over there
>”Who’s dat?”
>Stopping mid-waddle, your beady eyes focus on the little gremlins
>”Dat goose dat’s staring at us?”
>”Yeah, dat.”
>”I dunno,” hanging off the branch, the squirrel cups their mouth with a free-paw, “hey pally, what’s it wichoo?”
>”That’s Mister Goose and you better treat him with respect,” you hear Fluttershy squeak, barely any ire in her voice
>”Y-Yeah, yous got it boss!”
>”Uh-huh, no problems with us!”
>Turning back, you tilt your head at your cheery companion
>”Don’t mind them, they always act like that.”
‘Right.’
“Quack.”
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>>36858599
It's really great see so much Erisposting
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>>36859131
>Continuing to follow in her hoof steps, you feel as if your brain were doing somersaults and calling it advanced gymnastics
>Animals don’t squeak, and squirrels should-
>Shaking your head, you readjust your focus to a cottage in the distance
>Best not question it, after all, Confucius say ‘Those who question my authority gets an ass whooping’
>Or maybe that was your mother?
>”Oh Miss Goo-oose!”
>Coming out of a miniature home, another goose steps out
>”Yes dear, what is it?”
>”I have a very special somepony for you!” nudging you forward with her nose, she watches you both with bated breath
>”My, my, you are quite the goose, aren’t you?”
>”I’ll give you both some alone time ifthatsalrightwithyou.”
>As Fluttershy leaves, you can feel the feathers on the back of your neck stand on end
>”I think we’ll have a lot of fun together.”
‘I am not a furry,’ you growl, venom dripping from your beak
>”You’re right, you’re feathery,” lady goose responds as she draws near, bobbing her head up and down, hearts in her eyes
>Somehow, your tiny pecker retracts inside of your body
>Nope, uh-uh, not happening
>Ain’t no way, no how
>Resorting to your first ditch effort, you run away from your problems full sprint
>”Hey, come back lovergoose!”
>As you run faster and faster, you suddenly remember your winged appendages
>And so, you flap and flap violently, your wingtips beating the ground with light slaps when you lift off the ground
>Yes, yes!
>After lifting off the ground for a second, you plummet on the cobble, rolling neck over body while a stinging pain pulsates from your side
>”My love, are you ok?”
>Glaring back, you notice her still bobbing her head up and down
>And to think geese were the bane of your existence in your past, and yet they still manage to keep their crown title
>Using your uninjured wing, you steady yourself back on your thin legs
>”Strong too, Shy knows how to pick them.”
‘Not interested.’
>”I can take what I want,” she honks back
>Hoo boy, you wanna play duck duck goose, cause Papa Anon can play pull aim shoot
>Using the fury of your now feral ancestry, you aim your only weapon for the throat and clamp down hard
>”Harder!”
>As in life, you continue to make mistake after mistake
>Releasing her from your beak, you scamper your poor, wounded self away from the situation and towards the hustle and bustle of a nearby town
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That'll be it for now, I fucked up on the 'Quacks' since geese 'Honk'
Also, the first day is gonna consist of a fair amount of mayhem and you'll see why, but don't worry, Anon will eventually successfully evade his unwanted pursuer and won't see them again hopefully
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>>36859649
Thank you, I'm going to bed but I'll read this in the morning and leave another (You).
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>>36859649
Looking forward to this
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>>36859649
Come back soon
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>>36857602
That’s not bad
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>>36861098
Better having her than a wife who can hurt your children like a way of extorsion.
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>>36861538
Indeed
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>>36857073
Moreso just short Eris.
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>>36862016
shortstack Eris
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>>36861538
>who can hurt your children like a way of extorsion
reading that sentence made me irrationally angry, I really am desperate to be a husband and father eh? why can't they just be real
on a different note I like to think a yan wife would be as devoted to the protection of the children you had with her, it could be an interesting point of conflict with her when she starts to wonder if she loves them more than you, would make for a good one-shot green
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>>36862213
Would be good, but i think Eris will love more her children than you...
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Since we’re on the topic of Eris and Anon’s children this is the most stupid picture I’ve drawn yet, but I’m not sorry
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>>36862831
It's really cute the idea.

And borb child makes me think that the bird gene is very strong in the Eris family, like her cousin who is a bird.
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>>36862831
That's pretty silly anon, great work, also it's pretty accurate to the Pikmin whistle which is all that matters here.
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>>36862826
Cute.
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>>36862272
No reason she wouldn't love the father of her children.
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>>36862831
it's all her children?
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>>36864145
Always has been.
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>>36864160
Meanwhile Eris and uncle king Discord is suffering with the noodles, anon have everything under control.
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>>36859649
Fun, unique story, thank you. Will Goosanon be able to canfly?
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>>36858853
Sounds like if Eris wants to be a rockstar with her chaos.
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>>36865295
something Eris actually would do
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>>36865295
>Eris pulls out an electric guitar and amp
>Each chord she plays causes chaotic havoc
>She's about to play Through the Fire and Flames
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>>36865295
Not a bad idea.
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>>36865295
draw fren please make a rockstar Eris
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>>36865647
That’d be a pretty good one imo.
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>>36865460
Pretty unique take on it.
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>>36865460
>Through the Fire and Flames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7VpoWm9Y8
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>>36866488
Nice.
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Don't die now.
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>>36865295
>Eris on karaoke night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8

She just goes through the entire eight minute track like Gerald McBoing-Boing making these ungodly sounds.
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>>36868365
Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
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>>36865647
Since you asked so nicely, here you go
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>>36868744
Fuck that’s incredible.
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>>36868744
And here’s Eris without text and without the rest of the panels, just in case people don’t like my kinks or my writing
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>>36868763
Fucking awesome
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>>36868744
damn nice
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>>36868744
that last panel
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>>36868763
That’s outstanding.
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>>36868763
Now we need a female metal cover of Discord.
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>>36868763
oh, it's perfect
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>>36870274
There’s got to be one that’d fit.
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Eris does not belong on page 9.
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>>36872065
long life to the noodle
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>>36872065
Eris belongs tightly wound around my cock.
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>>36872546
No, mine
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>>36873278
Don't fight anon, she can be with everbody at the same time.
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Eris Plan just had a big update in RGRE.
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>>36872546
>>36873278
>>36873359
Be serious; Eris is above this common thottery. She'll only bear children to the single anon worthy of the fruits of her womanly affections.
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>>36873359
There is an Eris for everyone thanks to multiverse theor
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>>36874185
That would make for a hilarious green.
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>>36874357
Into the Erisverse
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>>36874561
It's been my headcanon that Discord never actually "clones" himself, but just occasionally summons other versions of himself throughout the multiverse to play off of for help/emotional support. I'd be willing to bet Eris wouldn't be above doing the same thing...
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>>36874955
Actually that makes sense, that can explain why Discord didn't create clones when he needs it like Ending of the end or the cats arc.

And yeah, i think Eris can have dialogues with other versions of herself in the multiverse.
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>>36874561
I'd like to go into Eris~
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>>36857602
Wow, didn't think I'd see my art here the first time in months I've checked the board, awesome.
>>36861538
That's exactly what I said! And this Anon said so in response to a response of my art being posted by an Anon. This Anon must've viewed the source and seen my Twitter post.

It was a joke based on the awful degradation of the social contract between men and women and how a literal eldritch creature is more appealing these days.
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>>36875073
well, that eldritch creature can transform into everything and can do everything you wish, who can't love her?
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>>36874185
then, there is a fight!
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>>36874955
>but just occasionally summons other versions of himself throughout the multiverse to play off of for help/emotional support.
damn, I like it
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>>36874997
Who wouldn’t?
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>want to draw Eris
>Sisu is best frame of reference
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>>36876959
They do share a very particular build.
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>>36877209
You ever think Eris is just majestic beyond words sometimes?
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>>36876959
>>36877407
She and Eris should kiss.
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>>36875346
Precisely
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>>36877496
Would probably be cute.
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Well, now there is a bold Eris.
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>>36879612
I can dig a milf interpretation of Eris.
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>>36879646
Now there are 3 official (not canon) female noodles
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>>36879612
Is there an italics Eris?
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>>36880640
Yeah, i really think there is a Italic Eris.
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It was a pleasure to have enjoyed the Erisposting but this thread has to end, LONG LIVE TO THE NOODLE! see next time!



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