>”Hey Anon what are you-“>”Oh... you have new pony friends now.”>”Oh... okay.”
>>36593386I love this image
>>36593386Fuck off Twilight, I'm a g5chad now
Not my fault that there is now a superior mare in my life.
>>36593494>Superior G5 mares steal Anon husbandos>You said you'd never leave Twilight, but...>She's just so perfect>It was a mistake, no it wasn't>You were balls deep in Izzy when Twilight came home>The wooden door creaked open to the library, drowned out by the wet smacking of your balls against the g5 mare>You look up, Twilight is staring at you, mortified>Fuck, you're so close to cumming>Izzy is so much tighter, like velvet on your cock>J-just a few more thrusts...>You finish and look up, Twilight is gone>You don't care
>>36593880>superior >perfect>these character designs
>ImplyingWe would never betray G4, right gu- oh you already did.
>>36593386I love that we got to witness the birth of this image together, /mlp/friends
Who are you?
>>36594186>whisper into her ear that she was a good friend, but that I have to move on>turn around>walk off with Izzy, your new marefriend, into the sunset
>>36593364>>36593386Get pogged on Twiggs
>>36593364NO NEVERI WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU
>>36593880holy fucking based
You faggots can leave with whoever you want, but I'll stay with this purple horse for the rest of my life.
>>36593364STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO ME
>>36594444Nice quads, but G5 chads will wash away the old guard. The old ways are outdated.
I am now realizing that even if g5 is the biggest piece of shit, the board is going to be overrun with g5 posters and g5 shills
>>36594658Gee, what told you that?
>>36594444Checking those G4 quads of loyalty.Woe unto he who forsakes his waifu.
>>36593364Hah as if anything is replacing g4Stop being so modest. You're safe
>>36594658It could be the worst thing in existence, just a total toyetic shitshow like 3.5, and yet people here will still spam and pretend to enjoy it out of an emotional attachment to consuming hasbro media and "teh lolz" from unrionically ironically liking absolute shit product.
>>36593364What I have is Griffon friends.
>>36594658No, fucking shit. People are going to G5 post just to troll, just like how the pony life posters did it, except it will be way worse.
>>36594698>unrionically ironically liking absolute shit productIt's funny because that's exactly what I've seen happen all day (e.g. this thread). I can imagine many G5 threads right alongside the Pony Life, barbie, and FF ones. Best case scenario, there's gonna be a lot of good threads slid into the archive before their time.
>>36594773Honestly the PL thing was pretty short lived though. Started out strong but failed.
>>36593364>Why you doin this, Doc?>"Twyatt Earp is my friend.">Hell, I got lots of friends..>"..I don't."
>>3659427210/10 would buck
>>36594776If we had competent moderation....
I like G5 designs but G4 will always have my heart. Every time I'm jerking off onto the face of one of the new three, she'll know I'm thinking of you, Twi.
>>36594848Based but also cringe.
>>36594444checked and dedicated
>>36593880Twilight NTR is best NTR
>>36593364>/mlp/ is going to become more like /a/ and /vt/ with everyone hopping from one pretty face to the next, oblivious to the true meaning of a waifuplease no
>>36596503the girls will never be replaced
>>36596503its called shitpostingdo you really think anyone ditched their waifus for these abominations
>>36593364God, I love female NTR.
>>36593364But of course that’s the point, isn’t it, OP. Did you, or did you not actually watch the show?It’s good to have new friends. Twilight wants you to have new friends. Having new friends doesn’t mean losing your old friends. There are actual episodes about this; friendship jealousy has no place in Twilight’s life.
>>36597007I'd like episodes about friendship jealousy. It's a very real thing among children.
>>36597007>>”Hey Anon what are you-“>>”Oh... you have new pony friends now.”>>”Oh... okay.”
>>36597542"Oh for fuck's sake. Go back to the continuum, I got over you twenty years ago."
The new show doesn't have my waifu in it therefore it's shit.But I guess it's not that shit if it doesn't have the solar tyrant.
>>36597800>Time Travel Episode>Equestrian Civil War, Celestia vs NMM
>>36597826I'd rather they work together.
>>36597928More like Ribbenclop, amirite?
Good. Fuck off worst horse.
>>36593880more of this please
>>36596544When we win, do not forget that they wanted to take equestria from you, rob you of eternal peace, and they think its funny.
based, fuck worst house
>>36598637>houseGO BACK TO JERSEY COCKSUCKA
>>36597800>being a lunafag in 2021i shiggy diggy
>>36593364Really? You ditched your “friends” as soon as it interfered with some duty you taken upon yourself
I've made the decision that even though I may watch G5 someday, I'm not going to follow it like I did G4. I think when that book closed it very neatly closed out a chapter of my life. I'm quite content with my time spent in that chapter and I'm more than happy to keep consuming pony, but I feel no pressing need to continue following along with wherever the franchise takes me.I'm just happy that I was personally able to enjoy the show and that I'll continue to enjoy all that will come from it for a while yet. Hopefully all you guys enjoy G5, but it will be at least a few years yet before I commit to getting back on the ride again. Save a seat for me if it's any good.>>36594444This
>>36598641That pic took me a moment.
>>36593364At least this new pony friend is happy to satisfy my sexual urges, you're a fucking prude.
>>36599606A prude? Twilight's the horniest little nerd horse in all Equestria (mostly because she can't get any).
>>36594444This. I just pulled the trigger on commissioning a lifesize Twi to hug because I love this horse.
>>36594444so beautiful and undeniably faithful
>>36599663>Twilight's the horniest little nerd horse in allYes, when it comes to the entire solar guard and every other stallion she finds, Twilight is the city bicycle. But when it comes to me, according to her, we can't do that because we're "just friends".
>>36594444beautiful, absolutely beautiful
>>36593364That gif is cute but it makes me sad
>>36599728she doesnt fuck humans
>>36599663>>36599728Twilight would have her autism triggered and sperg out if she even remotely got close to having sex. She’s horny but a completely autistic marecel
>>36593364“Twiggles. Twily. Twi. You fucking idiot. This is not friendship. I am tied to a bed and am being raped by a mint colored horse. If you don’t fucking help me, I’m gonna do something. I don’t know what yet, because I’m still dick deep in a crazy mare against my will (fuck you Lyra, I still don’t see ponies that way, forcing blood in my dick with magic doesn’t make it the same) but it’ll be fuckin’ SOMETHING.”>whap whap whap whap whap
>>36602925>too autistic for sex>yet is somehow able to run a country efficientlychoose one
>>36603112Too autistic for sexWhen twilight took over, Equestria went to shit at meteoric speeds
>>36599728Based. Ponies are only for ponies Humans don't belong to equestria
>>36593364They're not my friends.
>>36603112>>yet is somehow able to run a country efficientlyLOL
>>36593880>>36594444So I'm guessing the first religious crusade of the G5 era will be between TwiFags and the heretic TwiFags that became apostates in favour of the new main character.
>>36594444>>36594689One last kiss, then goodbye to all FiM.Don't worry, denial is just one phase of many, anon.https://youtu.be/z1klJIyx060