Previous thread >>36408304>Shouldn't it be Ponies ON Earth?Yes, but PiE is tasty. The thread has had this name since 2012 and it helps convey that this is what you get when the formula for AiE is reversed.>Please explain.We ask what happens when one or more ponies (or changelings, or griffons, or something else) are placed in a setting where humans are the predominant species. How does one of those adapt to living in a society where they're the odd one out, and most items aren't designed for hooves?Beyond that, it's all the writer's choice!It can be anything between silly or grim, set in the far future or distant past, canon characters or OCs! Ponies could be as rare as bigfoot sightings or as common as next-door neighbors! Are humans friendly or skeptical of the new arrivals? Are they even new arrivals? Is the pony a creation of humans, as with Browser Ponies or Hassenfield Bioengineering? Is Anon around? Is he still a jackass?The door's wide open, so come on in!>I don't always see this thread on the board.We'll post a new thread on the 14th of the month if one 404s early. Threads roll over into the next month if there's one already up. If there's demand, we'll make a new thread before the 14th. PiE is a part of the AiE threads if there's no PiE thread up.>Who's this pegasus OC that keeps getting posted here?Her name is Pillow Case. She was in one of the first PiE stories posted on 4chan and has become the thread mascot. She likes soft things and wearing her hoodie. You can probably find her shopping for discounted candy on the days after Hearts and Hooves/Valentine's Day.~~~Useful links~~~---PiE Pastebin: pastebin.com/u/Ponies_in_Earth---FAQ: pastebin.com/RjGxp6Mn---PiEImages: derpy.me/PiE_PicturesThreads: derpy.me/PiEThreadArchiveRecommended Stories: pastebin.com/m8YWvb4k---BPAuthors: pastebin.com/KMbc65ZkImages: derpy.me/BrowserPoniesThreads: derpy.me/BrowserPonyArchive---Writing guides: pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
>>36555228>Those flowers you got me were delicious, Anon. How did you know roses were my favorite?>Don't worry, I got you something too! Here's a stick of beef jerky.
>>36555303Headcanon: flowers are treated by ponies similar to how we treat meat. Expensive, but delicious when prepared right.
Pillow Case told me not to turn her into a marketable plushie. I did it anyway.
>>36556084this is just awesome plushie
>>36556927The person who made it goes by Top Plush according to their derpibooru tags.
>>36556084>ORDER YOUR TAIL LIFTER PLUSH NOW!
>>36557384I want Pilly Mays to shout at me about a trinket that I don't really need, but should buy anyway.
>Page tenBUT I'M NOT DONE YET.
>>36559752Here's the source link for the picture. Their commission rate should be in here somewhere. https://www.deviantart.com/topplush/art/Pillowcase-Plush-708101533
>>36559794Yes. Hoodiepony is good pony.
>>36559752>>36559771https://www.deviantart.com/topplush/journal/Plush-Commission-Price-Guide-544289067Tl;dr = Expect to spend around $300-$400 for a standing pony, $100-$200 for a sitting pone and $50-$100 for chibis, depending on size, complexity, and accessories.
>>36559794>>36560186I want to give her a scarf
>>36560279I don't even remember how much she was, I can't look at my PayPal history that far back.Her hoodie and undershirt are two separate and removable pieces. Her mane and hoodie were actually custom dyed fabric pieces because you can't buy those colors in a store. Top Plush went above and beyond while making her.>Pic related, Pillow Case the dosh horse
>>36560320>Canada pinAll of my yes
>>36560288nah, you will be ok, sweetie
>>36560320Casey's makin' bank working from home.
>>36560320she's very popular
>>36561645>Popular>Loads of money>On a hotel mattressI hope you're not implying what I think you might be implying.
Spring is coming.
>>36562612Where the fuck are her organs? Is this a brocket deer type thing going on
>>36563294>Where are her organs?In churches.Fair point, though. The artist seems to have done better with the anatomy of the man than with Rarara. She's also more concerned with men's anatomy. Mating season is soon. Make sure your pone has their heat suppressants.
>>36564118Supersant, is this a fancy name for a dick?
Time for the once a year post from Pat.So, I was informed that Pastebin applied a smart filter recently. This filter caused some of the old PiE pastes to get marked as private. I tried emailing Pastebin support to get the private tag removed. Pastebin support basically said >replace anything bad and we can remove the private tagThanks Pastebin.I tried making a new paste of one of the story pastes and replaced 22 words with censored versions. Didn't work. Still trying to figure out how to bring back the old pastes on the Pastebin, but it is going to take longer thank I expected since Pastebin support didn't say what tripped the filter and trying some obvious and kinda obvious word replacement didn't help.
>>36565709Your efforts are always appreciated, Pat.
Might as well see if I remember my trip and check in as well. Still not dead, still capable of being guilted into finishing LD.
>>36565709We all moved to ponepaste
>>36565709Fuck pastebin, check the altbooru thread, we are now on ponypaste
>>36565333This is a cute Pilly. Her tiny hooves amuse me.
>>36569420Vito pls. Pillow Case is not a slut.
>Not now, Pilly!>People on the internet are wrong!
Wake up wake up wake upIt's tha first (PiE) of the month
>>36572309It reminds me of Twilight waking up Spike for Winter Wrap Up.
Oh shit bros, it's back! I've been wanting to share that thing I've been working on but chances are a lot of you will have probably seen it already considering that PiE is a bit of a ghost town these days with a small pool of posters.TL;DR: I made a site for my PiE pony where she posts blogs, responds to guestbook entries, shares her projects, etc. The whole idea was to do something a bit different with storytelling and I've updated the site quite a bit since its first revision. You can have a look at it here and give feedback if you like: https://paradisepark.neocities.org/Would very much like to do more with this, but I would ideally like to know *what* people would like to see out of it before going ahead with anything.>>36559794Where the Hell can I get one of these? This is really adorable and I'm usually not interested in pony plu->>36560320Nevermind. Tfw couldn't bring myself to spend that much on a plushie.
>>36572861I love this page
>>36572861LETS GET PO(NE)LITICALwhat does Paradise Skies think of Brexit?
>>36573147I actually haven't given much thought into whether Brexit even happened in her universe, but that could be something interesting to touch on. Could maybe even have the UK enter a new trade agreement with Equestria after leaving the EU or something? I dunno. Could be fun to expand on, though. Thanks for the idea.As for her thoughts on something *like* Brexit? I think she'd probably be completely indifferent on the whole thing, largely because I doubt she'd fully understand what it's all about. Paradise is invested in her hobbies, Anon, and schoolwork. I think she'd be a bit worried about how it may impact her visa to stay on Earth, but other than that I don't think she'd have any real thoughts on it outside of "oh, this is a thing that is happening right now."Could be a good one to ask on the guestbook on the site I set up for her. I might start writing the replies in her blog in an AMA sort-of style going forward.>>36573028Thanks Anon :-)
>>36573331this little pony is so pure
>>36573331there little hoovsies
>>36555228Are there things ponies can't eat?
>>36577037>>36573331Pegasi are very cuddly
>>36576045I've heard that horses can and will eat meat if they don't have other choices, though it's not very good for them.
>>36580298"Hey. Hey Twilight.">The purple mare in question looks around the empty workshop, searching for the source of the voice."On the desk. Turn the- turn the pickle over.">Odd. The voice seems to be coming from the desk itself. She takes a screwdriver and pokes the pickle, rolling it over. Who leaves perfectly good food out like that? It's not even on a plate.>There's a face on it.>A recognizable, human face, shrunken to fit on the food's surface."I turned myself into a pickle, Twilight!" The face exclaims. "I'm pickle Rick!">A combination of the bizarre circumstances and the scent of salt Twilight's nose wrinkle.>"Rick, what in Tartarus-""I'm pickle Riiiiiiick!">"You already said that!" The perplexed perplexed pony protests to her pickle partner, "WHY? Why turn yourself into a pickle?""Because I-" Rick belches. Loudly. Sweet Celestia, she can SMELL that. "Because I could, Twilight!">Hoof, meet face. Face, hoof. You are now pronounced face and hoof. Facehoof. What a beautiful marriage. Twilight kneads at the base of her horn to quell her growing headache.>She drops the screwdriver and levitates the pickle off the table, much to his protest.
>>36581314"Hey, what- Where're we- What-" The salted scientist stammers.>"You're getting de-pickled. Pronto," she announces, striding towards her study."You're not allowed to do this! I'm conducting a- uh- uh- important experiment!">"And how are you going to take notes about it without arms, doc?">The pickleman frowns. He'd probably cross his arms if he had any."I was gonna- I'd figure that out later," he insists. Then belches again, and drools. "I swear, if I had- If I had fuckin' arms right now I'd make you put me down. Bop you one on the dome. Bap. Domed. Just like that.">"Well, maybe you could have considered that before turning yourself into a 10x3 centimeter cylinder of briny cucumber," she snarks."You're- What a fucking killjoy, Twi. I should've swapped my grandson for your dragon instead of you. I should-" Belch. She's not going to question if he currently has a liver to damage. "I oughta throw you back into the portal in the bathroom mirror and go snag him.">The snark continues. "Spike's staying with me. He's practically a brother... and also he was a gift from Celestia, so letting you have him would be really rude to her. And he doubles as my fax machine.""Oh, so- so a living fax machine servant isn't over the line, but the fucking butter-bot-">"Yes." She interrupts. "Do you want a robot uprising? Because uplifting a machine just to treat it like that is how you get a robot uprising. Trust me. Starlight took me to that timeline.""Still a-" Burp. "Gigantic hypocrite.">"Ah, hush," Twilight says with a wave of the hoof. "You're just salty."
>>36581314>>36581332oh nooh yes
>>36581314Ah fuck, I just found a typo in my work here. This is what I get for editing without proofreading.
>>36582778why is she eating from a bowl, that's racist
>>36583219Dude she’s clearly into. Probably one of those chicks who are super tough and athletic but is super turned on by getting dominated and domesticated
>>36583263But what if she thought it's just a game, pretending to be a dog?
JesusDid you see what PONI just did to us, man?
>>36583848Jesus sees all, knows all, and forgives the repentant. He's well aware of what poni did to you, man....but for the rest of us, could we please get a quick recap?
poni is nice
>>36585502Poni is indeed nice. What ad is this from?
>>36585821no idea, someone posted it month ago
Man, you're not gonna believe who I saw out on the strip at Venice Beach giving a sermon about the 'evils' of creature immigration and open borders
>>36586163From his side of the portal, or to ours?I swear, any time something good happens, there's a dude whining about the one bad thing about it.
Is S8 and S9 canon?
>>36587599Meh. It's easier to write as if Celly and Luna are still in charge. That's all up to author discretion I guess.
>>36586993>"You say that now but when they rename your city to "New Griffonburg" then you'll see I was right!">"Ooh can I get a halleluja?"
>>36588072Dude, griffons are the shit. I bet he's just jealous that he's not invited to their awesome barbecue parties.
>>36587599I love her eyes. She's got real ‘‚:) confusion energy
>>36589605I walked right into that one.
Be careful, sweetie pie
>"I was something of a miscreant on the Equestrian side, you know.">"That being said, I was thinking of joining your club of ne'er-do-well's and roustabout's!">"Dare I say I'd make a fine blood."PONI NO
>>36592184>When it has to be cuddle ready..>Choose Tide with fabric softener>"We now return to Hay's of our lives, on Equus-Earth television."
>>36596372>"-BEEN TO COMPARED TO ELVIS COLTSELLO, BUT I THINK HORSEY HAS A BITTER, FAR MORE CYNICAL SENSE OF HUMOR."
>>36597080These music discussion panels are weird. Why the tarp, and newspaper? And the axe?
>>36597675I think it may be something else
>Work? Nah, they hired some dark person so they could pay them less.>..You get me another 'dew while you're up, please?So like us..
Best PiE fic?I'm going to have to say Long Distance
>>36599212>Other members of the elements have quickly found very gainful employment>But due to Earth not really having "controllable" weather, Dash found herself skimming by mostly on her name>"Look, I'm Rainbow Danger Dash, ok? If I could get them to implement a kids menu and tendies at Tavern On The Green, I think I can manage a reservation at Dorsia.">The maitre'd raises a brow>'Oh, THEE Rainbow Dash? Mademoiselle, why you did not say so? I will personally escort you to your dining area, please follow me.'>"That's more like it, Garcon!">Dash turns around and sticks her tongue out at the rest of the patrons in line>She was led through double doors from prep to kitchen to lounge to receiving>"Wow..I must be like, going to eat with the owner or something.">'And voila'! We are here, your table awaits on the other side of this door; enjoy!'>Dash slaps the maitre'd on the back>"Thanks a million, Francois! And I hear I was thinking you looked like one of those snooty shekelgrubbing hookbeaks back home..thanks!">The maitre'd rolls his eyes>'Enjoy your evening, Miss.'>Dash smiles and nods before putting a hoof against the door>"..Alright, Danger, knock em' dead with that ol' 20% cooler huh?">She pushes it open and of course it's the fucking alley lol.
>>36599275Lel, dosh rekt
Is there any fic about Ponies on Earth? Something like My Little Dashie, maybe, but not a one-shot/short fic.
Look I know 'A-cute boop syndrome' sounds comfy and like a not serious disease but trust me, you'll thank me when you're not stuck in a self boop loop for 36 hours.I hate to say it, but ponies are gonna need shots to visit Earth.
>>36599275If Rainbow Dash tries modifying the weather without the Secretary of Commerce's permission, she could face jail-time. 15 U.S. Code §330a.
>>36601413>Dash makes the 'Sovereign citizens fails' compilation on youtube>"Taser deployed!"
up you go
>>36600407I've seen a group about it on FimFiction. The OP links should lead to some as well.
>NFL films has their weekly 'Sound FX' program>Anxious to see the behavior and coaching style of their newest headcoach>Are expecting a string of colorful equestrian cursewords they'll have to bleep>Are pleasantly surprised when it's all very G-rated if not loud>"AHH...SON OF A MUFFIN!">"FRICKIN' HECC!">"THROW THE FLAG YOU CELESTIA DANGED ZEBRA!">"CAN YOU CUPCAKE BAKING DANDELION PICKERS EVEN GET A FIRST DOWN?!"
>>36601252They just need someone else to boop them
>>36604305>This message will self-destructGADGEEEET!
>>36604693The weird thing is that when that letter was given to Derpy, it wasn't ever going to explode.
>>36604305Full throttle cutie
>>36555228Do you guys have any good Nightmare Moon or Luna on earth stories? I've been feeling lonely as of late and hoping for something with my waifu.
>>36605791Don't know about any Luna stories, do we have any?
>>36592184why is she so cute
>>36608413>Now now Mr Anon it's nothing serious, merely a textbook case of cute-itis>Pilly's free to go, uhh, I'm afraid I called you here under some false pretenses>While she's perfectly healthy, it's you I'm worried about Mr. Anon..your alfalfa intake is uh..dangerously low>Not to mention your uh, movements are nowhere near where they ought to be for a regular stall->"DOC..human, remember?"
What kind of music do you think she'd jam out to? Groove to? Dance to?
>>36608756>songs for children
>>36608756make that pilly a mixtapepillys love mixtapes
>>36608756Give her a 90s mix because if the cultural lag from earth to equusAlso you have adorable art
>>36609178>Make her a 90's mixtape>"Anon, I love these guys!">'Oh? Who?'>"Brad Nowell, Kurt Cobain...oh! Did Pac' and Biggie ever settle the feud?">yfw
>>36605839Well that's disappointing. Thanks anyway, Anon.
>>36605791Moon pone should be hugged, kissed, and be gently booped on the cervix repeatedlyAnd then be made a mom
>>36617825>Ha ha! I am doing a meme, Anon!
Up you go, poni.
>>36618998only pegasus poni can go up
>>36613524ravioli ravioli, do not lewd the pilly pony
>>36599275>This way to the egress!
>>36619763Then it is your civic duty to up the non-pegaponi