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Post hrse where it should not be
>>36554889Live action MMMystery on the Friendship Express.
>>36554889What do you mean should not be? Are you racist against horses?
>>36554986Imagine the smell.
>>36555009No, but I'm sexist against mares.
>>36554889In your loving arms.
Anyone has Derpy in a tire?
>>36555042you just want an excuse to post horse puddy, don't you?
>>36555024A mare’s place is in the home
>>36555082You are correct, my marepilled friend.
>>36555024I'm sexy for mares
>>36555038That's exactly where they should be.
>>36554986I wonder if he had to purchase an additional ticket (or two) for the horse.
>>36555235>"Is dinner ready yet?"
>>36554889horse should be everywhereyou make no sense
>>36555470What the fuck are these random ass enormous ass holes in the field
>>36555479Holy fucking shit that is an extreme horse
>>36555844Oh nice, a picture of what the Marenheit money went to
>>36555479I don't know if that horse is super brave, or so scared that it overflow and looped around to be not scared.
>>36555479Reminds me of this charity I used to work for in QLD. We'd gather up all the wild brumbies and attach 20-30 helium weather balloons and then just have them drift away.
>>36555774Guy in the video said it was an anthill. Or an anthole I guess.Still, how the fuck does a colt even fit in there?
>>36556101...what? You’d tie wild horses to weather balloons and send them in the air?
>>36556479Could horses understand TV or are they retarded like dogs?
>>36557035TV pitch: comfy cartoon about the daily lives of these three. Takes place in either nothern USA or southern Canada.
>>36557313JERRY JERRY JERRY
>>36557035Hmm that cat is pissing
>>36557313What are they doing?
>>36557376white stud with harem tells chestnut stud to gtfo from his mares
>>36557385oh the chad
>>36557429Twiggy! I love her.
She tries her best, please be understanding
>>36557481Oh no problem, I found myself trapped in a tire last week. Thank god my stepbro was able to help me out
>>36557481Is she ok?
>>36556455He was fultoning them to send them to Mother Base
>>36555235> derpy isekai'd onto earth> you must take care of a retarded talking horse without anyone catching wind it can talk
>>36558453Yeah shes just tired
>>36556455It was harnesses but yes.
>>36554889>assuming there's any where a horse should not beHorses should be everywhere
The stud clearly is where he shouldn't be
>>36555410I hope this wasn't a male horse, that would be painful
>>36559385I needed that today, thank you
>>36561872Some Anon needs to adopt her. Or she will be gifted to some retarded cunt who will neglect her again.
>>36562231Horses can swim? That's.....mildly terrifying and I don't know why.
>>36555774Gophers do that.
>>36563065Nowhere is safe.
>>36562231shoo be doo
>>36563642The donk looks like 'Send help!'
>>36555422>average /mlp/ poster
>>36563640>autism horse by the dumpsterstill accurate
>>36557313Assateague island? Got family pics from a vacation there back in like 2005.
>>36554967thats just Manehattan though...
>>36563816Recommend visiting if you can, it's really pretty
>>36562231Seeing a horse swim is kinda hot.
>>36563811>>36563816>>36563820Anon, why aren't there any mare photos?
>>36563811>>36563816>taking two spots to park your horseI seriously hope you guys don't actually do this
>>36562231>ywn watch your waifu doggy paddle
>>36561872She looked so terrible, and yes, she doesn't belong there. I'm so happy we helped save Verrie.
>>36563642Arnie is based, one of the few Celebrities I respect.
>>36563892One day, fren.
>>36557429that's exactly where she should be
>>36560429More like Rainbow TRASH
>>36555424This kills the Horse.
Something fishy is going on here.
>>36567201I get that tingly feeling from watching something that would be very painful
>>36567201>irl cartoon horse waifu
>>36567201Everyone gets hard for cute unicorn pony.
>>36568058>"I know you have oats. I can smell them."
>>36561872Whoever had charge of this animal needs to be taken out to Fluttershy's shed.
>>36568058Why does this never happen to me?
>>36569601to increase your chances, you have to go outside
>>36570284Then suffer a future without HORSE.
>>36563745Based and definitely redpilled.Also, wink spotted.
>>36568058amazing way to get your car fucked up by scaring a horse
>>36570284Bring horse inside
>>36570552He looks like he wants to wrestle
>>36570966That's one tough sofa.
Why would someone bring a horse inside? Do they not poop everywhere?
>>36571418I'd imagine you could house train it
>>36571418Depending on the feeding regime, a healthy horse generally poops just 3-4 times a day. And linoleum is easy to clean.
>>36563642The weak should fear the strong.
>>36571460>linoleum is easy to cleanI met a few horses, in commercial and casual situations, they always smell like fucking shit. Imagine it shitting itself and you are not here to clean up immediately. Horses are not indoor animals, people are weird, even if it's potty trained.
>>36571530I really think horse poop smells the best out of any animal poop.Better than cows, dogs, and cats.
>>36571530>always smell like fucking shitIt's because of the retarded faggot who owns them, not because they smell that by themselves. Properly groomed horse smells nice. And horse shit is nowhere near human shit in terms of shittiness.>Horses are not indoor animalsNobody doubts that, but if necessity would arise, like some calamitous weather for example, they can safely be kept indoors.
>>36571546Not that it smells good, but it's at least the least in terms of smelling bad*
>>36571560These are basically dogs
>>36571585I want oneeeeee
>>36571418Well I can't find a link to the original webpage (from like 2002) that tells the whole thing, so I'll relate the tale of Misha the House Horse as best I can remember it. Misha's owners got her when she was small. Their barn wasn't heated, but that shouldn't have been a problem except she was a bit sickly when the coldest winter in many years hit. So to keep he warm they brought her into their kitchen during the snow storms. Whenever it looked like she had to go, they'd hustle her out the back door. She soon got the idea and understood that she had to go outside and would go over to the door whenever she needed to go -- her owners said it was far easier house training her than their dogs, actually. When the weather warmed up she wanted to stay in the house to be with the people, and they figured why not? The husband fastened furniture to the walls, and removed anything that might trip her or get broken, and let her move on in. He installed a swinging door in the ktichen so she could let herself out to do her business, which she gladly did, and she was one happy, well behaved horse from then on out. They did have to draw the line at the bedroom, though. Misha would try to wake them up every couple of hours, presumably because instincts told her you're not supposed to lie down all night. People complained they weren't letting her be a proper horse, so they brought a neighbor's gelding over to get her to stay out in the pasture, but then they wound up with two horses who wouldn't leave the house, so they kind of gave up on that idea. Misha has passed away, but they've trained another house horse, disproving the claims of folks who called Misha's easy house-training a fluke.
>>36571600>"And THAT, Sanskrit, is why I label the remotes."
>>36571611Fantastic story, that's awesome.
>>36571611>they brought a neighbor's gelding over to get her to stay out in the pasture, but then they wound up with two horses who wouldn't leave the housethere is something poetic about that
>>365720430:54>can I eat this?
>>36568058>"Do you need a ride, ladies?"
>>36571418You can house train them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxQo1qxk2eE>>36571611found it
>>36572341ello sir, you are under arrest for soliciting prostitution. Roight this way-
>>36572361What if I just take the horses with me out of good will and they just happen to have sex with me afterwards?
>>36572568those goddamn jehorse's witnesses, manno manners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StUFCpMULLoMOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
>>36572381Ask if you can take naked photos of them, it's not illegal and a undercover mare would never agree to it.
>>36572735Mud ponies always getting stuck in traffic
>>36572735Do you think Equestria New Orleans is as shitty as regular New Orleans?
>>36574033Well, we did have an episode where we saw the deep bayou.
>>36574033Nothing is as shitty as regular New Orleans
>>36574033Everything in Equestria is infinitely better here.
>>36574912>piss off, city slickers, this place is now mine
>>36575522can you ride a hrse while it's swimming?
>>36575522Imagine a fucking hungry swarm of alligators comes out of nowhere
>>36575783some anon should check that
>>36575783I don't see a reason why you couldn't.Just don't be a fat fuck and drown it by accident.
>>36554889I guess we /an/ now.
>>36576289>boobawho cares? No teats - no point.
>>36576291nothing wrong with that
>>36576291Speaking of which, there’s a horse thread there, and a lot of the images and webms in that thread are the same as this thread. I guess people are going back and forth between the two threads and crossposting images. So we really are /an/.
>>36577226>there’s a horse thread thereI think ours is better, because we actually appreciate mare beauty here
>>36577253You clearly haven't been to horsegen.
>>36577226half of horse general is just /mlp/the other half are tripfags
>>36577253I stopped going to /horse/ because they were too appreciative of mare beauty. There are less zoo posts ITT then on /an/
>>36577326>too appreciativeNo such thing
>>36577326>There are less zoo posts ITTdoubt it
>>36577326What are you, gay?
>>36577365I'm just not okay with people fucking real animals Anon.
>>36577388What if horse likes it?
>>36577388Eh, that's fine. I don't think zoophilia is bad, but you do you. It attracts a lot of weird and downright criminal people, so I get why people see it negatively.
>>36577226>people are going back and forth between the two threads and crossposting imagesyeah pretty much
>>36578319/mlp/ owns the horse posts, /an/ could have their lions and shit
keep it aliiiive
>horse using tools againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=847xOZT11fY
I once fingered a mare irl.
>>36580286Tell me more
>>36580303>>36580310Not much to tell really. Was a live in chef at a nice countryside establishment. Owner rented out some of the spare land to some locals so they could keep their horses there. I got really friendly with them by taking out all the vegetable scraps and peelings from the kitchen most days. One night after flapping like mad to Fluttershy I decided that I was gonna get me some real mare so I went out to the enclosure where they were kept approached the mare who was most comfortable with me, which spooked her a bit at first as it was night, stroked her mane and rubbed her neck a bit then realised the poon was to high up for my penis to get to, so I just fingerblasted her. Her whole body quivered with delight as I plunged my digits in, was pretty cool.
Oh boy the stories I could tell about mares.
>>36580328Sounds pretty lucky. I spend at least an hour pretty much every single day with my sisters pony and she really likes me and even she doesn't let me just go to her and finger her.She always wants to get petted first.
>>36580361Nothing wrong with some pre action petting.
>>36580373Yeah, but she really makes me feel like I'm just her personal ass scratcher.
>>36580328My brother owned a pony mare. One of those that's just a little shorter than "jrhnbr" height. I had wanted to be alone with her for a while but never got the chance until one day when my brother and mother left the house to go get groceries and asked me if I wanted to come too. I lied and said I was gonna chill at the house and take a nap. After they left I went straight out to the fenced in area she was in. I went over and pet her gently and let her know I was friendly. She was very domesticated so she was pretty much immediately chill with me, especially after I gave her a few hay treats. After that I started petting my way down her body until I got to her rump. I knew I was on a time table so I had to rush a bit. I pet her rump for a few minutes and she was very calm. Watching her ears she seemed completely at ease. Eventually I worked my way closer to the back of her rump. Still no negative reaction. She turned to look at my a few times out of curiosity, but otherwise she seemed fine. Time to make my move. I worked my fingers under her tail and found her labia, and oh my God. The first thing I noticed was the texture. A bit rough to the touch, but not unpleasant by any means. Extremely soft, and warm. I rubbed the outside for a bit, gauging her reaction. She was just eating bits of grass and paying me no mind, really. Then I saw her tail twitch and felt her labia contact under my fingertips. It was early spring so she may have just been coming into heat. At this point I am turgid in my jeans. I can't resist. I spread open her labia and put a finger inside. Immediately the difference in our body temperature is apparent. As strange as it sounds from a guy talking about how I've fucked a mare, I have had sex with women. Horses are much warmer inside. Her muscles twitched and her tail lifted itself and moved to the side a bit. I got a good look at her marehood. It was a bit dirty but I didn't mind. I continued to slide my middle finger in and out. 1/?
>>36580389After a while I noticed her contractions becoming a bit stronger and her clit start winking a bit more intensely. She would sway a bit but I kept my attention focused on her ears and body language. I didn't want to spook her or make her uncomfortable. Her ears and calm demeanor, alongside her winking told me only good things. Other than the wayward curious glance my way she seemed fine with my attention, if not enjoying it. Well, at this point I'm getting pretty worked up. I stopped and took her gently by her lead and we walked over to a more secluded area of her fenced in area. I continued to pet her gently and rub her, letting her know I'm not going to hurt her. I walked back around behind her and unzipped and unbuttoned my pants. I pulled it out and walked up behind her. My heart was pounding in my chest because this was insane. Hormones were raging and I wasn't thinking clearly. If my family had come home it would be pretty bad, even if bestiality is technically legal in my state. I put my hand on her rump to let her know I was back there and paid close attention to her body language. No negative reaction. I pressed my tip against her labia. The softness and warmth were insanely welcoming. The rough exterior felt amazing as I rubbed my tip against it. Swallowing my spit I masturbated myself a little and pressed it against her folds. The was resistance as the outside was a little dry. So I hurriedly tried to get a bit of saliva to form in my dry mouth. Eventually I did and I spit in my hand and rubbed her lips with it. They winked again in response. I could feel my heart pounding wildly in my chest as I pressed my tip inside. The heat. Good lord the heat. It was tight, but not insanely tight. The heat was the best part. As I slowly, carefully inched my way inside, mouth breathing like a virgin on prom night, I watched her to see if she was getting spooked or wanted me to stop. She swayed her hips a bit and kept eating grass, seemingly ok. 2/3
>>36580428Satisfied with her demeanor, I pushed my way the rest of the way inside of her until I was buried. Surrounded by this intense heat, I couldn't help but bask in it for a bit before I began moving very slowly in and out. Periodically I could feel her inner muscles squeeze around my member, and it felt understandablyv great. My heart was exploding, my legs were shaking, and here this mare was, cool as a cucumber, eating grass, milking my cock with her insides like it was just a thing to do. I moved in and out slowly on shaky legs, being sure to tell her what a good girl she was and rubbing her rump. She would cast wayward glances back at me as I slowly pumped. I kept feeling her clit rubbing my underside as it moved out to kiss my balls when I went as deep as I could go. What felt like hours was probably only a few minutes and I couldn't take it anymore. The pressure building in my groin was getting much more intense. My brain was at war with itself. Creampie her and risk getting caught? Pull out and cum on the grass? My brain and dick chose the former. I shakily thrust into her a few more times and then my mind went blank as I pumped my cum into her. I know it sounds like something from a clopfic but her winking did seem to increase in intensity as I shot into her. Maybe she could feel that she was being bred? The was something so primal about it. No courtship, no love, just two animals breeding in the spring. I remained buried in her, legs shaking, until my load was spent. Finally, I withdrew. Her clit gave me a goodbye kiss as I did and my cum immediately leaked out onto the earth below. She kept her tail raised she winked a few more times, her hips dipped a little. I made a hasty effort to wipe what remained there off with my fingers and bury it in dirt below. She seemed to have winked it all out. I patted her on the rump and walked around to give her scratches and more attentive, affectionate pets, telling her what a good girl she was. That's my story.
>>36580389>>36580428>>36580464I wish I was as based as you, anon.
>>36580508Thanks. Unfortunately that was the only time I got to be alone with her for a long, long time until she was sold by my brother to another family. It kinda sucks because after what happened I felt a weird connection with her. At least I have that memory, though.
>>36580389>>36580428>>36580464this story is fake
>>36580548Nah it's real. I understand if you're skeptical, though. Bestiality is way more common than you think, anon.
>v=b1JyNxkc1FUWhat the fuck is she actually doing?Seems like the iwtcird pose is actually real
>>36580389>>36580428>>36580464holy shit you lucky fuck
>>36574912>Bartender doesn't ask why the long face
>>36580600>Seems like the iwtcird pose is actually realIt is? Horses stretch like that.
>>36581826The title made me interested and the video was even better.Only some russian screams could have made it better.
>>36581826ywn be assassinated by a seal team six hoers
>>36582193That's horse head on human body. That's anthro.
>>36555424>>36565279I feel horrible for laughing so hard
>>36584633I thought these were shopped.
>>36580600why the fuck is it restricted?
>>36586159because the horses are fugging, anon
>>36586249youtube and most of its users apparently hate this
>>36563895>Lives in a huge house with a horse and a donkey roaming free, smoking cuban cigars all dayI want to be Arnold
>>36572361Oi bruv, just leave me alone yea? If oi wants to shag the ol mare on a chewsday afternoon that's my perogative innit ya daft bastard?
>>36580328>>36580361>>36580389You guys actually fuck horses? You do you I guess but holy shit
>>36586501First week, son?
>>36586305O NOW YEWV GONE N DUNNIT LAD
>>36587144Fuck yo fence!
>>36587144>fences couldn't stop him>nothing could
>>36587144All that with live 300kV and 9001 amps on the lines coming straight from the power plant!
A night glimpse into the horse's worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTldcY_864
>>36587281Hm, I expected more.
>>36585358I don't think so
>>36581826>Camo index 90%
>>36555463horse equivalent of this
>>36580389>>36580428>>36580464Hopefully you get a bacterial infection that rots your dick off for raping a dirty animal.
>>36589465>dirty animalDo not speak of mares with such classlessness.
>>36589479>respects mares so much you’ll violate them sexuallyAnything for a good jizz, huh?
>>36589490>violateCan't rape the willing, anon.
>>36589490https://youtu.be/ggsVsAnelko?t=23A mare is perfectly capable of saying no, you know?
>>36589490That was a cute projection.
>>36589465>raping a dirty animalHe didn't rape you, though
>>36589512A 12 year kid can also kick or yell. That doesn’t mean it can consent to or comprehend
>>36589604Are you a fucking idiot? Did you even read what you wrote?
ITT: trolling the zoofags
>>36589627Pretend the “to” isn’t there, dipshit. Filth such as yourself isn’t worth typo checking
>>36589631Retard confirmed.>A 12 year kid can also kick or yell. That doesn’t mean it can consent to or comprehendSo, going by your logic a kid kicks and yells only because they can't comprehend? Are you implying if a kid would comprehend the action, they would've consented?Why are you advocating child abuse, you fuck?
>>36589604A mare could kill you if she wanted.
>>36589646Kids can’t consent and animals can’t consent, even if they can kick you. To consent, you need to comprehend the gravity of what is happening, which is not found in an adult on a kid or an animal.>>36589658so can a peanut or a bee if you’re allergic
>>36589671Can't fuck a single peanut or a bee. You're getting lower and lower effort, it's not even fun reading your posts anymore.Have a good night and have fun with this last (You).
>36589671>so can a peanut or a bee if you’re allergicYou and your room temperature IQ have to go back.
>>36589677>>36589733I could’ve said bee, peanut, strong underage person, kid with a knife, a hot dog if you choke on it, a kid armed with a peanut, a beenut Point is, even if the rapist is less physically capable, the act of rape is not absolved. The animal or kid cannot consent.
>>36589512At 0:18 you can hear the sound of a hoof bashing into the schlat of the stallion
>>36589759It's incredibly amazing how powerful they are. Any one of those kicks could've easily killed a person, or at the least give them a long hospitalization.But horses can just take it from each other.
>>36589765>horses can just take it from each otherhttps://youtu.be/jH5JkYQGMfs?t=42
>>36589765>But horses can just take it from each other.Those weren't the kind of kicks she'd do if she really wanted to hurt him.
>>36589771That can't be common. Probably a very golden bb type of shot.
>>36589771The retards deserved that kick, not the horse.
>>36589771>>36589775Well obviously you can find cases when it happens, but it's usually not the outcome.If you watch heard behavior in nature, when stallions fight over mares, they beat the shit out of each other but they usually don't kill each other.In your >>36589771 case, you have retarded brown people getting in the way and causing the stallion to get killed.
>>36589759What's a schlat? Never heard that word before.
>>36589782This. He was being rude and their handing wasn't helping.
>>36589789>they beat the shit out of each other but they usually don't kill each other.Because they aren't trying to. They are more likely to survive in big herds and killing each other every time they want to fuck is a terrible survival strategy.
I like that you folks are ignoring the debate club reject. You guys are alright.
>>36589813More kicking horses?
>>36589802In most herds, the head stallion breeds all the mares, so the beta stallion really serves no use in terms of a "survival strategy." They're prey animals, so they nearly always run when threatened, so it's not like having more males around is to defend the herd.My only point was it's impressive, that when they kick, for them it's like being punched, but for a person it would be their death. The amount of force those hinds legs can generate is inexplicable.>>36589813That's the best way to deal with a raiding retard trying to bait. Now if only /sun/ could figure that out with that anon that keeps posting anthro celly in their thread...
>>36589826>The amount of force those hinds legs can generate is inexplicableA quick search shows that 2000 Pounds per square inch is an upper limit for zebras&horses and a regular for a giraffe.Kangaroo clocks in at 850 PSI and kickboxing champ at 450 PSI.
>>36589857>Kangaroo clocks in at 850 PSI and kickboxing champ at 450 PSI.imagine the mma event
>>36589826>In most herds, the head stallion breeds all the mares, so the beta stallion really serves no use in terms of a "survival strategy."Have you ever heard of an expression "don't have to run faster than the troll, just faster than the rest of the party"? Beta stallions both can be sacrificed to occupy predators, and prevent the herd from dying in case something happens to the alpha, like breaking a leg or a lucky predator.
>>36591649Normally herds have only one stallion, who is replaced when he's beaten, so that's not usually an option. Though rarely a lieutenant stallion will be seen, usually when two stallions bond very strongly in a bachelor herd, and stick together after one acquires a band of mares. The lieutenant stallion won't breed the mares, but will take advantage of the greater safety that a proper herd with a wise old lead mare offers (over that of a band of young stallions who don't know shit) to bulk up enough to move on and take his own band later.
Bump for horses.
Postin some OC hormse outside of /an/.
>>36594098The horse looks kinda tired.
>>36594098Is this a satellite photo?
>>36589604Good to know 12 year old kids fuck each other naturally all the time in order to reproduceOh wait no maybe 12 year old kids aren't even mature enough to have sex, and doing so would scar them mentally regardless of whether they consent or not at the moment. Also, maybe humans are psychologically complicated creatures which require a very advanced type of fully informed consent in order to enjoy an act.Hm, could it be that horses, who do fuck to reproduce completely naturally, and who only have a simplistic idea of "go away"/"let's have sex" and don't need anything more, are not comparable to 12 year old kids?
>>36589826>My only point was it's impressive, that when they kick, for them it's like being punched, but for a person it would be their death.I mean, people have turned boxing into a spectator sport, while something like an average sized dog could easily just die in one hit from an all-out punch by an averagely strong guy.I know square-cube law and all that, but the sheer difference in body weight makes it clear that the strength levels aren't even comparable. In turn, an elephant could shatter a horse with a hit from its tusks or a kick, while fights between elephants last more than just one hit.
>>36570966>>36571022100% Photoshopped. Even if the horse can manage to get onto a couch, there would be WAY more cushion sag. Just compare the cushions supporting the one ton horse vs the little granny.
>>36594098left horse looks so fed up with the other one's bullshit
>>36589733probably the best horse reaction gif that has ever existed
>>36571530>they always smell like fucking shitThat is demonstrably false.
>>36589604>comprehendIsn't this the real crux of the argument though (regarding horses)? Aren't we projecting human comprehension on an animal that doesn't comprehend things the way humans do? Unless you're physically restraining/hurting the horse would it even care?
>>36590514He'd be crushing more opponents skulls than a tranny
>>36598059I'll buy this. Animals tend to stink because they are unwashed. But I would stand next to a horse who hadn't bathed in a month way before a human who hadn't bathed in a month. Want real stink? We got every animal beat. 3 days without a shower is enough to gross most people out. My dog goes 3 months. Face it. You want stink? It's you.
>>36598059His and similar posts are easy to explain. They probably only know horses from places where the horses wade through some brown hellscape where you can't tell anymore what's mud and what's stale shit. And since they have to roll around here and there they have no choice than rolling in literal shit, so then they have shit sticking on them.Other places seem to have a nice paddock but the barn is filled to the brim with shit and the horses haven't been groomed in months, if ever. Well kempt horses do not smell like shit.
posting these horses again, but where they should be: outside
>>36598339are those yours, anon?
>>36598369nope. someone's renting the land for the horses, but the mares haven't been around in a couple of months.
>>36598410is it cold around there? they have a nice winter coat.
>>36594519We were trying to get him halter broke, had to run him around to make him easier to deal with.>>36595960The file size was way to big so i had to do some fuckery with the image.>>36597341Shes a bitch to other horses, she likes to bite their flanks.
>>36598423yeah, and nothing they can't handle. they weren't out for the snow we had recently, but they're pretty and warm.
>>36598445>she likes to bite their flanks.
>>36571530>they always smell like fucking shitoneigh wa mou shindeiru
>>36596631In many places including Mexico, 12yos do it all the time. It’s disgusting to consider but they grow up fine. An adult with a kid though, the rates of harm being done are extraordinarily high.Point is, a horse can’t comprehend or consent to the ape sticking his weird helmet rod inside, or being licked, or whatever insanity overtakes the zoophile. You’re not a horse. Horse sex is only a few seconds. You aren’t giving her a foal. You can’t mimic horse communication. No matter how you shake it, you are taking advantage of an innocent animal under your care. It is rape.
>>36598468cringe and not jtrhnbrpilled
>>36598479It’s ok and understandable to find horses hot. But using them as your new tenga egg will never be right.
>>36598468>In many places including Mexico, 12yos do it all the timeBecause that's the natural method of reproduction?Or maybe because they're uncared-for degenerates?>Point is, a horse can’t comprehend or consent to the ape sticking his weird helmet rod inside, or being licked, or whatever insanity overtakes the zoophile. You’re not a horse. Horse sex is only a few seconds. You aren’t giving her a foal. You can’t mimic horse communication.This has nothing to do with anything. If your argument is that the shape of the human dick is wrong and horses have never encountered it in nature, then giving them sugar cubes is also wrong: they can't "comprehend" sugar, since it's never found naturally.Yet horses eat and horses have sex. A horse can enjoy a sugar cube, if given carefully to ensure it's healthy. A horse can enjoy a human mate, as long as he's thoughtful and treats her well.>No matter how you shake it, you are taking advantage of an innocent animal under your care. It is rape.A farmer pays for live insemination of his broodmare. She's not in the mood, but she gets bred anyway by a stallion.A horsefucker courts his mare. She makes advances on him and she reciprocates.Which one is rape? The one where the mare is forced into something against her will sounds much more abusive to me.
>>36598468How do you contend with the fact that if the animal didn't like it, the horse could just walk away? Or if it really didn't like it, it could kick/trample you, which can easily break bones, and even kill you under the right circumstances?
ITT:/an/ then /zoo/
>>36598543As if the two aren't the same.
>>36598523the point is the horse has the mental equivalent of a 5 year old. why don't the 10 year old girls just walk away? why don't the fiddled boy scouts just say no? because they more often than not don't even realize they were sexually abused or harassed. or they were enticed and tricked. that's the point. the point of consent isn't implication, it's affirmation and a horse will never be able to affirm and agree like a human can. humans and horses are different species, completely different communication and completely different mentalities. the point is that a human is more intelligent and has a higher standard with verbal communication. if you've ever watched horsefucking videos, most of them the horse is just standing there, sometimes even eating, while the guy fingers or fucks her. I can only think of a few where it actually looked like the horse was in heat and enjoyed it.
>>36599183>fingers her or goes in without lubeThe horse would never being able to report she’s being scratched up by the retard’s nails, who wouldn’t know better because they never have sexual relations with a sentient being. Sometimes the pain doesn’t always show up most during the act,but after, where she can’t kick you.
>>36599183>porn is not representative of sensual lovemaking, more at 11wow I'm hookedalso how come you're such an expert on zoo videos now
Whats he dreaming about?
>>36599692>also how come you're such an expert on zoo videos nowIsn't it obvious? He's a degenerate coomer, wracked with guilt and trying to assuage it by attacking others who remind him of his secret shame.
>>36599692>sensual lovemakingany examples? because most people fucking animals aren't doing it mutually.>an expert on zoo videos nowI'm a different anon but if you're not a complete newfag you've seen some late night horse porn dumps or even if you were in the 2015 anniversary stream you saw horse bestiality. Sometimes they're in /an/ too and back when I browsed the clop threads on /trash/ I think I remember them.>>36599904Nice projection fag. I never said horse pussy wasn't pretty, just that it isn't right to actually fuck horses and meme caps and fake stories are nothing but internet folklore, akin to the "horses can self-abort" meme.
>>36599936So you disregard anything that doesn't fit your preferred narrative, and only accept porno as evidence, which you then claim proves all such men are rapists. Congratulations, you're a blue-haired tumblrina.
>>36600015>you disregard anything that doesn't fit your preferred narrative>you're a blue-haired tumblrina.Of course I'm the tumblrina because I disagreed with you. And yet you won't produce these examples of "sensual lovemaking". And every single argument just sounds like the same masturbatory shit and never about the actual animal. Shows how much you care.
>>36600080>Of course I'm the tumblrina because I disagreed with youNo, it's because your tactics are dishonest. Like the strawman I just quoted.
>>36600098>tacticsI've been as clear and direct with you as possible. Not my fault you can't argue.
>>36600105>I've been as clear and direct with you as possibleAnd yet you're still an intellectually dishonest faggot who won't argue in good faith, and is only here to waste everyone's time.
>>36599183>the point is the horse has the mental equivalent of a 5 year oldcitation needed, senpai
>>36599183I love how that retard just plain ignored >>36598495 and goes on again and again about false equivalence of horse to underage human. Fucking master debater.
>>36601129OK, first of all there’s more than one anon against horse sex here. That was ME who didn’t bother to reply to your post there, because I truly didn’t feel like addressing it.You also skipped my point about horse sex only lasting a few seconds by the way
>>36601137>OK, first of all there’s more than one anon against horse sex here.Sure thing, bro.>You also skipped my point about horse sex only lasting a few secondsYou know any studies that a sexual contact prolonged past the time of average intercourse harms mare?>it's affirmation and a horse will never be able to affirm and agree like a human canBut horse can consent to a horse? Why and how?>completely different communication and completely different mentalitieshttps://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/02/160209221158.htm
>>36581826>inb4 that's actually an AK-74
This reminds me of a story that a jockey told Lenny Bruce, which he recounted in his book, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People. Here, copied from the pdf“You know, Lenny,” the jockey said, “sometimes in the morning whenthe light just starts to break through, some of those fillies are so beautiful,they look like pretty women. When they’ve got those fly-sheets on, it lookslike negligees flying in the wind.”“Oh, yeah? Uh—did you ever———?”“No.”“Because that’s a very interesting transference you just had there. I can’tsee any girlie thing in horses. Now tell me the truth—because I know I’ddeny it too if I made it with a filly—but I mean, you know, did you ever?”He said no, he never did, but then he told me a story that really flippedme, about this horse called I Salute out of Isaacson Stables. This horse wasa big winner—purse after purse—she really had it made, and the seasonwas almost over.Then, five o’clock one morning, they caught a 50-year-old exercise manwith the horse. Naturally, they busted him. The charge: sodomy. Theyarraigned him, convicted him, and he got a year in the joint.Now I started thinking . . . what a hell of a thing to do time for, youknow?“Hey, what are you in for?”“Never mind.”The most ludicrous thing would be making the arrest, I assume. You’dbe so embarrassed.“I, uh, you’re under arrest—uh, ahem, come out of there!”Or the judge. How could he really get serious with that? “All right,where’s the complaining witness?”Anyway, the exercise man went to prison, and the horse must havemissed him a lot, because she just didn’t want to run anymore. And shenever did race again.
>>36601205Swear theres one about a dolphin who kept trying to off it's self after it was discovered one of it's trainers was fucking it and they got fired
>>36601205The jokey knows what's up
>>36601120Jean de Goldfiem in Hippologie II, from The Mind of the Horse.>>36601163>get told there's two people>so fucking pissy he doesn't believe either of usOf course. Fucking retard.>But horse can consent to a horseHorses can't consent, retard. Consent is a human concept. Animals rape each other or are dubiously complicit. But we would never really know because they don't and can't tell us. The entire point I fucking made was that humans have a higher standard than horses and other animals.>https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/02/160209221158.htm>horses can recognize human facial expressionsGreat! How is that relevant to the fact that humans and horses communicate completely differently, namely with speech? Did you even read the article? They had to interpret the response and were basing it off of eye/head movement and heart rate, not communication.>It was expected that negative stimuli would induce avoidance behaviour and a left-gaze bias, whereas positive stimuli would induce approach behaviour and either a right-gaze bias or no bias. Moreover, horses' HRs were expected to be higher, to increase faster and to require longer recovery periods in response to negative stimuli.
Since we quoting books, have this one:>“Then, exploring deep in new territory, they came upon a spring on a lovely offshore island, and all three drank deeply and watered their horses. >They did not know it was a spring of love that would compel instant love with the first creature of the opposite sex spied after drinking. >And so it happened that each man, in that critical moment, saw first his good mare-and each mare saw her master.-- Piers Anthony, Centaur Aisle
>>36601241>Fucking retardNice to meet you. I'm Anonymous.>Consent is a human concept.Orly? Holy shit! Then why the fuck do you apply an intrinsically human concept and it's legal implications onto someone who doesn't use it or obligated to act under it? >How is that relevant to the fact that humans and horses communicateWhat is non-verbal communication, literally>negative stimuliSome evidence that sex is a negative stimuli? Pretty please.
>>36601245>each man saw his first good mare-and each mare saw her masterWEW
>>36601245Aw yeah, the Xanth origin of centaurs. Not that's it's evidence for anything other than Piers Anthony being a dirty old man. Of which there's tons of evidence already.
>>36601273You say it like it's a bad thing. And, by the way, when Xanth series started he was a just a regular dirty middle aged man, no worse than those who frequent /d/
>>36601241>Jean de Goldfiem in Hippologie II, from The Mind of the Horse.Please, provide the exact quote and it's context.
>>36601286>You say it like it's a bad thing.Nah, I'm a bit of a dirty old man myself.
>>36601261>Then why the fuck do you apply an intrinsically human concept and it's legal implications onto someone who doesn't use it or obligated to act under itYou're a human right? You might be a nigger ape and I really wouldn't be surprised. >What is non-verbal communicationSomething that needs to be interpreted. Language is direct, more efficient, and one of the defining aspects of human communication that differentiates us as a species from every other animal. But keep pretending you're a horse and can understand everything about them and know everything that goes on in their head. >Some evidence that sex is a negative stimuliI never claimed it was. I wouldn't because I don't think they ever conducted such a study. >it's only rape if it elicits a negative stimuli!>>36601293>“In a volume of his treatise on hippology dedicated to horse psychology, Goldfiem stated: “My experiments with electromyogram recordings (electroencephalograms for the cerebral cortex, electromyograms for emotion) show that equids possess intelligence comparable to that of a normal child of three years” (28). He reiterated the claim further on: “As far as I am concerned, my observations and experiments with electrophysiological recordings of the brain and other internal organs enabled me to show the academies, learned societies, and conferences that the normal adult horse possesses an intelligence equal to that of a three-year-old human infant” (81)!Leblanc, Michel-Antoine. The Mind of the Horse: An Introduction to Equine Cognition, Harvard University Press, 2013.
God damn I love HORSEPUSSY.
>>36601331>You're a human right?Yes, and? We are talking about a contact between a human and a person that doesn't use or abide by human concepts. >Language is directSo is kick.>>it's only rape if it elicits a negative stimuli!The sexual procreation of mammals in nature is rape. Yes or no?>Goldfiem statedWhat definition of intelligence did Goldfiem use in his study? When the study was conducted? Are there any newer studies on the same topic?Devil is in the particularities, my dear tumblrite.Also, using apparent implications you are making with the said quote, answer this:>A farmer pays for live insemination of his broodmare. She's not in the mood, but she gets bred anyway by a stallion.>A horsefucker courts his mare. She makes advances on him and she reciprocates.>Which one is rape?
A nice thread for reference>desuarchive.org/an/thread/2906842
>>36601374I feel like "kick" is much more direct than any language ever could be, even more so then.>"I consent."
>>36554889My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic seasons 5 - 9.
As we know, a number of nor/mlp/eople frequents horsegen on /an/.But are there hum/an/s who became lurkers on /mlp/ after coming to our IRL threads?
>>36601374>that doesn't use or abide by human conceptsWhy wouldn't it? You don't stop being a human at any point. Are you saying you want to hold yourself to a horse standard? >So is kick.A kick can mean so many different things I'm almost amazed you would even say this. Do you know even a single fucking thing about horses? Do you think a colt bucking or kicking his mother while running around playing is because he's not consenting to sex? Or is it communicating something entirely different?>The sexual procreation of mammals in nature is rape. Yes or no?No. What does that have to do with anything?>Devil is in the particularities, my dear tumblrite.Not a single one of those was a refutation of his statement. His book was published in 1974 and the quote is from a book published in 2013 about horse cognition, not that you give a single fucking shit about horses or anything about them. You tell me if there are new studies, you seem to have a problem accepting this one. It's a comparative statement. He's not saying they're literally the same as a 3 year old it's for clarification. The same way corvid and parrots are also likened to 3 year olds, because it's a useful example for you to understand. Not that you care about understanding anything. For all that kvetching you did about me being dishonest, you refuse to even accept a simple metaphor.>A farmer pays for live insemination of his broodmare. She's not in the mood, but she gets bred anyway by a stallion.>A horsefucker courts his mare. She makes advances on him and she reciprocates.>arguing in hypotheticalsWhat does "in the mood mean"? What does "court" mean? What does "makes advances on him" and "she reciprocates" mean? Do you know how horses reproduce? Do you know how horse ovulation works? Do you know how the estrus seasons work and how horse hormones play into this? Do you know anything about horses?>>36601389Is there anything more clear than>I want to have sex with you
>>36601374Don't bother he's just using the same non arguments and evading the questions he doesn't want to answer.It's always the same shit and there is never a real point.His entire argument is literally horse can't consent, but he can't point out why horses can't consent.
>>36601411>Why wouldn't it? Why would it? If somebody abides by something and someone isn't, the middle ground should be chosen.>Do you know even a single fucking thing about horses?Do you?>A kick can mean so many different thingsContext matters.>Not a single one of those was a refutation of his statement.and a bunch of ad hominems. In other words you don't know shit.>Do you know anything about horses?Again, do you? Horse sexual behaviour and mating rituals are a fairly good researched topic among zoologists and animal behaviorists.>>36601417But it's fun to see him squirm.
>>36601417Because they can't speak and don't have human levels of intelligence, retard. We can't effectively communicate the concept of sex, rape, or consent to a horse or any other animal. And you, as a human presumably above the 70 IQ threshold for mental retardation, do understand these concepts and can be held to the same human standard as everyone else.
>>36601411>Is there anything more clear than do dooee dooA tail lift and a wink perhaps.
>>36601427>be held to the same human standard as everyone else.>horse stands in front of me>lifts her teil>i consent to sex with horseWhere exactly is the problem?
>>36601425>If somebody abides by something and someone isn't, the middle ground should be chosen.Why? >Context matters.There you go. Now expand on that. If context matters, you better write a damn good hypothetical instead of this half-assed shit. >Horse sexual behaviour and mating rituals are a fairly good researched topic among zoologists and animal behaviorists.Yeah, and if you knew a single fucking thing you'd know that the stallion or the hypothetical horsefucker does not "court" the mare, the mare receives the stallion. You'd also know that estrus is a behaviorism that corresponds to a hormonal change when her ovaries expand and outside of that she physically cannot produce a foal, so "in the mood" is fucking meaningless and you don't even know what the "mood" is. Because mares in heat are often bitey and frustrated. >>36601440Mares have to lift their tail to piss and it's the same muscle working to produce the wink. So apparently every time a mare pisses she's asking for it!
>>36601388Saved, that was absolutely epic.
>>36601464>Mares have to lift their tail to piss and it's the same muscle working to produce the wink. So apparently every time a mare pisses she's asking for it!I feel like you're smart enough to know what I meant and you're purposefully missing the point, because the tail lift when they're in heat and when they're urinating is obviously different to anyone who's seen it. Not to mention they usually anchor and spread their hind legs while urinating and lean forward.Either way, other anon has had this under control and I'm not interested in joining in, just here for horse.
>>36601464>Why?To establish communication.>Now expand on that.Does horse responds to stimuli? Does kick considered a reaction to a stimulus? Yes? Then a kick produced right after experiencing the stimulus and directed to a source of said stimulus is a straight up answer to it.>If context matters, you better write a damn good hypothetical instead of this half-assed shit.Take Valium.>Yeah, and if you knew a single fucking thing you'd know that the stallion or the hypothetical horsefucker does not "court" the mare, the mare receives the stallion.Yeah, if you knew a fucking thing about mammals in general you'd know that the decision whether to 'recieve' a male or not is based on a typical, and documented to boot, courting behavior expressed by said male.
>>36601486what did that guy do
omg I'm the OP. Can't believe this is still alive holy shit
>>36601500Came out of his mother's womb colored like this.
>>36601524yeah real funny buddy
>>36601531yeah, isn't it?
>>36601500blocking and loitering movements
suddenly i regret asking
>>36601486>when they're urinating is obviously different to anyone who's seen itUrination is part of the mating ritual. Leaning forward is just how they piss. The point is there's more to it than the far more direct speech, which humans use. Sorry I expect humans to be held to a human standard. >>36601490>To establish communication.That's not communication in the least. That's you coping with realizing you're more intelligent and have more agency than the mare and pretending you're a hormonal stallion.>courting behavior expressed by said maleNo it fucking isn't retard. The fertile male smells the pheromones and mounts the mare. It's the mare's job to present herself to the stallion. If the mare doesn't want it she ignores him or goes to another male or kicks him off. Stallions don't operate on an estrus cycle.
>>36601567>courting behavior isn't expressed by stallionsNot the guy you're arguing with, but now you just sound plain ignorant.
>>36601567>That's not communication in the least.Why?>If the mare doesn't want it she ignores him or goes to another male or kicks him off.Exactly my point.And, back to the point of rape>A farmer pays for live insemination of his broodmare. She's not in the mood, but she gets bred anyway by a stallion.>A horsefucker courts his mare. She makes advances on him and she reciprocates.>Which one is rape?>>36601580Because he is.
>>36601567Anon, do you have any first hand empirical experience with horses or their behaviour?
>>36601580The courting behavior is initiated by the mare. Stallions are always horny. >>36601589Because there was no mutual understanding. You couldn't tell if she wanted your understanding of sex or to be impregnated. >Exactly my point.You're not a stallion, anon. I'm sorry to break the news to you. >>36601600Yes I grew up around horses.
>>36601629>Yes I grew up around horses.Bullshit.>Because there was no mutual understanding. There was no mutual understanding because we need a communication for this. Congrats, you've walked yourself in a loop.>The courting behavior is initiated by the mare.E.g. she can express an active consent? By I thought you've said she can't?
>>36601677>Bullshit.Kek, you called me a tumblrina. Small world view you have, anon. >she can express an active consent>active consentThat's a good one. Literally "she was asking for it!" Nigger tier. Tell me how you know exactly what she wants from you? Maybe she's telling you she's in heat and wants to be bred, not fucked by you. Do you think she actually understands that you cannot put a foal in her and relieve her urges? Or is she functioning off a seasonal, hormonal urge that you as her owner should be able to understand? Not that you would own a horse, this is hypothetical.
>>36601724>you called me a tumblrinaThat was me, not him, and you just keep on arguing like one, which is why I stopped bothering.
>>36601724>Kek, you called me a tumblrina. Small world view you have, anon.Which somehow proves that you grew up around horses? Gotcha. Load of bullshit it is.>That's a good one.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implied-in-fact_contractTo summarize your word diarrhea so far:>it's bad to fuck horse 'cause I said so!>A mare can't consent, but she can, but she cannot again, because she's initiating m a mating ritual.>ad hominems>some more ad hominems>deliberately ignoring questions>citing resources out of context>knowing jack shit about horses and animals in generalSince it's a public discussion, lurkers have a good grasp on your credibility by now.So long, now I and other Anons gonna fuck horses, after expressing clear sexual advances and receiving an approval from a mare, and it will be a mutually enjoyable bonding experience for both parties. You can continue your seething. Or better yet, return to the horses you've apparently grown up with and learn a bit about them.
>>36599936>any examples?I don't have the screencaps saved right now, but surely you've seen them, for example about that anon who was helping out on a farm for free because he was in love with a mare
>>36601762>i'm just replying because I don't careI'd love if you'd actually just fuck off instead of pretending because you have nothing to add.>>36601798Contracts are between people, anon. You know that children, the mentally handicapped, and other people who have impaired mental faculties can't form these kinds of contracts, right? Not to mention you're a horse's owner, not their mutual.It's bad to fuck horses because you're more intelligent than them and have a great capacity to communicate. You're not a stallion, you never will be, and you won't even fit into a herd as one.>>ad hominemssorry I hurt your fee fees.>>citing resources out of contextI gave you the full context. You couldn't even pull up the book I referenced from nor Goldfiem's so you just try to dismiss it. Sad really.>now I and other Anons gonna fuck horsesYeah, good night. Hope you dream about being around these magical mares so you can try to "court" them. Maybe you can write a fanciful greentext story too and fill it with all your favorite memes.>>36601810Yes I've seen them, there's a handful of screencaps and really only one ever even seemed believable. Surely you saw the giant ass made-up story posted in a different thread a few months ago? >"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact".
>>36601411>You don't stop being a human at any point. Are you saying you want to hold yourself to a horse standard?Are you being retarded on purpose?I, the human, have a human standard. I consent to the sex. She, the horse, has a horse standard. She does not "consent" because concepts like "consent" or "rape" are not possible in the horse standard, there's only "good/want" and "bad/do not want", and according to her horse standard she decides it's "good/want".Both of us, according to our standards, are in agreement. Therefore, there is no problem.And before you whip out "muh pedo" again with "what if the child consents" arguments: children are NOT MEANT to have sex at all (while horses ARE). Moreover, human children also abide by human standards of consent (which horses do not). A horse may have the intelligence level comparable to a 3 year old human child, but that doesn't mean it has literally the psychology of a 3 year old human child: if the child has sex, he's gonna be severely mentally damaged, and when he grows up into a 20 year old human, he's gonna be a 20 year old human with deep-seated mental issues and trauma. THIS is why pedophilia is bad. A sexually mature adult horse isn't gonna get "psychological trauma" from sex (and no, having slightly different sex compared to stallion sex doesn't make it harmful, unless you can find any actual evidence that it could - which I would find very surprising).>What does "in the mood mean"?It means she's horny.>What does "court" mean?Getting to know the mare, getting close to her. Grooming her (as in physically), spending time with her. Potentially going through horse courtship rituals, including things like gentle play-biting, etc.>What does "makes advances on him"Shoving a winking horsepussy in his face, for example.>and "she reciprocates"This just means I made a typo in "he reciprocates" (and the anon you're replying to quoted my post without even bothering to fix it).
>>36601411>Is there anything more clear than>>I want to have sex with youAh yes because there have not been any cases whatsoever of a woman going "I want to have sex with you" and then the next morning going "I am going to press rape charges">>36601567>Urination is part of the mating ritual. Leaning forward is just how they piss. The point is there's more to it than the far more direct speechBody language has to be interpreted. Like any fucking language. I don't understand your argument; are you trying to say something like "you cannot possibly communicate through body language because it's not a 100% formalised protocol of communication!"?If so, I hope you agree to all your sexual activities in Lojban or something, because news flash, verbal language is not a 100% formalised protocol of communication either, and misunderstandings happen all the time. Yet the world goes on, because of something called "communication skills", where two participants strive to understand each other and reach a common ground of shared understanding.If a mare randomly pisses in a field then walks away to eat grass it's proooobably not part of a mating ritual, you know? Just like when a woman says "Take me!" as you're about to get in your car to drive to lunch, she's probably asking to go with you, not to have intercourse then and there.
>>36601936Consent and rape are human standards and we apply them to sex as a whole concept. Sex inherently includes two people, so unless you only think of yourself during sex, the standard of the other person matters. You know her standard is not the same as yours and you know the mare doesn't have the capacity to even compare, so why do you use her like that? Is it okay for a 3dpd whore to fuck her dog because he might enjoy it? >according to her horse standardShe doesn't have a standard. She doesn't even have a concept of sex. She can't even begin to understand there is a different standard of sex and choose between either.>children are NOT MEANT to have sex at all Sexual maturity can occur at different ages and the age of consent is different across the world. It's not exclusively about biology and that wouldn't hold up in court.>but that doesn't mean it has literally the psychology of a 3 year old human childOf course, the point is for comparison. Horses physically have a severe lack of mental capacity compared to humans. They're not retarded, but they're inferior.>THIS is why pedophilia is badIt's bad because it's abuse and we in the west value agency extremely highly. It's entirely a moral statement. It's nothing to do with practicality. It doesn't matter if a kid was abused and liked it or not, the person who committed the abuse is an abuser because we define the kid as being vulnerable and unable to fully comprehend his self and his actions while the abuser can.
>>36601997>A sexually mature adult horse isn't gonna get "psychological trauma" from sexYou can do a lot of shit to animals and they won't care, we can still recognize it as abuse because we know owners should know better and should be held to a high standard.>It means she's horny.A mare is horny because she's in estrus. Why would someone try to breed a horse that physically cannot? Your hypothetical is retarded and loaded, which is why I ignored it.>Shoving a winking horsepussy in his faceHow do you know she's not just displaying that she's in heat and wants to be bred? If you didn't act, would she still pursue? If you let her choose between you or a stallion, who would she choose? You're not a stallion anon, you can't breed her you can't alleviate her heat and you should already know the only thing that will satisfy her is impregnation. She can't walk away to another farm and find another stallion. She's not romancing you, she's following her hormones and heuristics which tell her to find a mate and you're probably the only breathing thing around. The relationship between a man and a horse isn't romantic, it can be complex and deep but sex barely factors in.>>36601951>and then the next morning going "I am going to press rape charges"Just because the law fails doesn't mean there isn't a truth. >"you cannot possibly communicate through body language because it's not a 100% formalised protocol of communication!"?Why always the extremes? It's pretty clear that the way we communicate with horses is difficult and takes a lot of interpretation, even for other horses, far more than "wink means she wanted it!" The great thing about language is how precise it is, and if it's not precise enough, we can keep trying. Our brains are developed for this shit. Horses are not, especially not when it comes to sex.
>>36601997>Sex inherently includes two people, so unless you only think of yourself during sex, the standard of the other person matters. >the standard of the other person matters. You just fucked yourself.>Is it okay for a 3dpd whore to fuck her dog because he might enjoy it?Yes.>She doesn't have a standard.First you say horses have different standard and now they don't?>She doesn't even have a concept of sexNext thing you are going to tell me is horses don't have souls because the bibel said so.>A mare is horny because she's in estrus. So you can only fuck a horse in estrus. I see no problem there.>Why would someone try to breed a horse that physically cannot?Why would you have sex with a condom.>How do you know she's not just displaying that she's in heat and wants to be bred?Surprisingly enough, this shouldn't be a part of the discussion. The only part that's important is that she wants you to put your dick in her.If her heat stops because of that or not doesn't matter. If a random woman lets you fuck her because she wants to get pregnant, but she doesn't, the sex doesn't become rape, she still gave you consent.>Why always the extremes? far more than "wink means she wanted it!That's what we are trying to tell you, but you play stupid, because it lets you make retarded counterarguments that lead nowhere.>if it's not precise enough, we can keep tryingLike trying again by kicking someone? I almost think you aren't just pretending to be retarded.First and last (You) from me.
>>36602042>The only part that's important is that she wants you to put your dick in her. If her heat stops because of that or not doesn't matter.Why are you fucking your horse anon? Is it for any benefit of the mare? Or is it simply because (You) want to get off? You're using her for sex and nothing more. You don't care about the animal. You parade around with this "courting" bullshit but all you care about is your own dick in the end. You're no different than any other animal abuser and I pray you'll actually stop replying so I can be fucking done with you retards. But you keep replying so obviously you feel the need to justify yourself or prove something to me, probably because you either don't know anything about horses or because you really need to hang onto these fantasies. It's pretty amusing to see the mental gymnastics, half your responses aren't even coherent.
>>36602059So many words, so much projection, so little content.
>>36601997>Sexual maturity can occur at different ages and the age of consent is different across the world.You were saying horses have the intelligent of a 3 year old kid, I hope you're not suggesting 3 year olds can be sexually mature.
>>36602072You're still here?>>36602077No. Not at all.
>>36601997>You know her standard is not the same as yoursYes, and I try to satisfy her standard.>Is it okay for a 3dpd whore to fuck her dog because he might enjoy it?First, let me clarify: "just because he might" is not an excuse. Back to horses, we're not talking about fucking mares "because they might be ok with it". The entire point is to make sure they're happy and willing.So now if you rephrase it as "because he wants and enjoys it" - then, from an animal abuse perspective, yes, I don't see an issue. Of course, being fucked by a dog is extremely degenerate, and I would think very little of such a whore. But that's about the woman, not the dog.>It's bad because it's abuse and we in the west value agency extremely highly. It's entirely a moral statement. It's nothing to do with practicality.So you're saying pedophilia is entirely moral grandstanding in western society, with no basis in practicality? I don't get what you're saying, are you denying that it has an extremely detrimental effect on the child, or are you saying that the consequences don't matter compared to just the fact that he's not able to give fully informed consent?It's not about the kid liking it or not, it's about the psychological consequences. Even if a kid says they want it, they are going to be harmed by it in the long term. The contrast is that a horse will not be harmed.Is your argument that this harm doesn't matter, compared to just the fact that the counterparty is not of full adult human intelligence? I would strongly disagree; I believe the harm is the entire crux of the matter.
>'reeeeeeee it's bad to fuck horse' enters the thread>asked why>going on about muh consent and 'horse is like 5 yo child!!!111'>asked about selective breeding, srtificial insemination, riding, training and killing>becomes into a screching messEvery fucking time.
>>36577388Based. There's a huge difference between having sex with an equestrian pony (a being possessing intelligence equal to yours and capable of giving consent) and fucking an animal.
If the horse feels good and orgasms, and isn't hurt, and you orgasm, and aren't hurt... What's the big deal? Seems like a nice exchange to me.
>>36602299If only they were here during the nightly porn drops. There's one link still working since the dropbox got cleaned out but it's an instaban for "banned text".
>>36602519Nothing. I'm against abuse in any form, but there's nothing wrong with fucking a horse. Either it likes it or you are dead, people are just pretending to be retarded, it's easy way to fit in.
lmao what the fuck happened to the fucking thread in the last third
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>>36602958/zoo/ happened, anon. /zoo/
>>36602958Some retard who couldn't grapple the knowledge of Anons having mutual fun with equines. That happened.
>>36602299>ESL can’t stop raping animals
>>36602519You don’t know if it’s hurting. You don’t know if it’s hurting afterwards. Horses are trained for compliance. You cannot communicate with it. You do not need to rape like a human needs to eat or make money.
>>36604836>anon cannot into the memes>anon cannot into the horsesLike pottery.
What about sitting still in a field with your ass out and letting a horse voluntarily do you instead?
>>36604845>Horses are trained for compliance.But they can't be trained to disguise their feelings. Like dogs, they're neurologically incapable of hiding their emotional state, so if you can read their cues, you can know how they feel about anything.
>>36604897See those videos of the horses “omg so epically dancing” in place. The horses were abused at length to do that on command. But you couldn’t tell without being informed.
>>36604887Kek. Fair's fair.>inb4 he says yes
>>36604887First, it would never register you as a sexual thing. Second, you’ll die. Third. You could infect the horse with your fetid fecal bacteria.
>>36604836>it's okay to butcher them for meat>it's okay to kill injured ones>it's okay to ride them until they exaust to death just for entertainment>it's okay to force them to work for entire life like a slave>it's okay to decide when they can breed and with who>it's okay to ignore all this because society decided so and you are part of it
>>36604983> You do not need to rape like a human needs to eat or make money ‘ help your business and thus your family.
>>36604911Non-sequitur. The people training those horses would be able to tell if the horses were unhappy with the training, because horses, just like dogs, lack the voluntary muscle control needed to disguise their emotional state. They literally cannot put on a happy face, unless they actually are happy. Also I notice you just see abusers everywhere, huh?
>>36605196Wait what? 2nd and 3rd world countries are notorious for abusing animals. Happens a decent amount in the 1st world too, but relatively not as frequently.
>>36605248Not disagreeing about third world shitholes, but saying "have you seen videos of trained horses? they were ABUSED!!!1!" sounds like PETA shit.
>>36605317They are though. Grab the whip, the plastic bag, 15 different kinds of bits, spurs, blinders, yell at the thing, don't talk to the thing, corner it, chase it, wrestle it if it's young, force it to jump even when it doesn't want to. Most horses are severely mistreated and rarely worked with. Most animals are. You don't even need to do half that shit these days, humans are just lazy and bad owners who more often than not don't want to work with their animal or don't explicitly operate with the animal's best interest in mind. You can break a horse's spirit by terrorizing the thing and it won't kick or do anything. It's like abused elephants and bears in the circus, they could easily kill their abuser but they don't because they're scared and uncertain.
>>36604995>humans need to ride them to make moneyDressage, jumping, hunting, racing, racking, trotting, pacing, all the stupid shit Hispanics do with those Peruvian pasos, and all the other types of equestrian sports are not necessary for humans.Humans, for the most part, do not need horses to survive, they're a luxury today, so this argument is void from the start.I know this is an anecdote, so it's not really worth anything, but I know plenty of ranchers that use ATVs and their dogs for everything they do with their cattle. Horses aren't a need anymore.>>36605401To be fair, I think a lot of that is being phased out with the boomers. Yeah I still see people using spurs and stuff, which isn't always bad (just depends on how it's being used), but I think there is great effort to move past old way of thinking with horses.At least in the West, in non-white countries it's still pretty archaic and repulsive with what they do to their animals.
>>36604995>be Mongol>you need your horse to live>take care of your horse and love itand>be random western capitalist>train your horse to run till exhaustion with no regards to its personal safety>sell its cum for $100,000 per mlYes I'm sure we really need to use horses in 99% of cases in modern society. So essential to modern civilisation.I'm not even going to touch on veganism - horses are not needed even for "normal" lifestyles because horse meat is taboo in most western countries already. You do not need horses to eat. Last time horse meat was widely sold in my country, it was because of some third world suppliers trying to scam a tiny extra profit margin off unsuspecting customers, and it was an international scandal that dragged every major supermarket chain and their suppliers through the mud.
>>36605825>mongols>taking care of horses>loving themlmao
>>36605825>>36605608>>36605401NONONONONO!SEX IS HORRIFYING, HOW CAN"T YOU UNDERSTAND!!!IT"S BAD, BAD!!!!111 I WAS TOLD SO!!!
>>36608523SO GODDAMN CUTE
>>36607131Pretty much this.>>36608523Precious.
>G4 is ruined>G5 is shitAt least we have irl ponies, right, bros?R-right?
>>36608523That's a weird looking dog.
>>36609660Yes. RL horses are the only constant in life.
>>36609660Sure. They're still around.