It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./sun/day Story Archives:https://poneb.in/F2iArQf1https://poneb.in/UXDGuZbxhttps://ponepaste.org/4028 - 3 new stories!Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread: >>36484680
First for best Princess
>>36552150>janitors never even touched any of the shitposting in the previous edition>extra 345 posts of itwow almost like they have a clear bias
I want to have foals with Celestia.
>>36552205I just want to hold her.
Hmm, yes. It’s time for some feels in this thread.>So Anon!>I’ve been thinking...>I’ve crunched some numbers and I think I have something figured out.>Let’s assume that you are around 20 years old as of right now.>Since you refuse to tell me your current age for whatever silly reason.>Let’s say that you live to be around 80, and during those sixty years, we try to have as many kids as possible.>Assuming the ideal 11 month gestation period for every child, I would be able to have around 66 children.>But!>But,>Let’s consider my magic for a second.>Let’s say that I were to magically store your semen, so that I can inseminate myself after you...>...Well, let’s then assume that you “get off” as you so aptly put it, around twice a day.>Let’s also assume the best case scenario, in which I only need the sperm from one orgasm in order to impregnate myself.>Let’s assume we don’t count the orgasms that bear child while you are still alive to the total amount, and instead have you “cum” again that day.>You humans have such weird, vulgar vocabularies.>I would then be able to bear an additional 43,830 foals!>As I stated earlier, assuming the perfect conditions, it would take 482,130 months, or 40,177 and a half years (considering leap years) to bear them all!>So that...>S-So that long after you’re g-gone...>You’ll s-still live on in s-some way...>A-And maybe, i-in over forty m-millennia...>L-Long after I-I’ve f-forgotten y-you...>O-once I-I’ve g-given birth to y-your last f-foal...>I-I c-can *hic* m-move *hic* o-on...>I...>*hic*>I...>I’m not ready to lose you...>I don’t want to forget you...>Anon...>Will...>Will you stay with me...>Will you stay with me for a little while longer?>Please?
>>36552275Celestia... You never have to worry about me leaving you. I did the 13 trials and got the Orb of Ascension, remember? I'm immortal like you. I still want to have kids some day, though. We can even start right now, if you want?
>>36552275I’ll do you one better>perform huisheng with your firstborn>die>tia magically impregnates herself>firstborn performs huisheng on that foal>repeat for 40 milleniaIt’ll be like (You) never even died!
The sun is hot.Celestia is the sun.Therefore, Celestia is hot.
>>36552150>>36552164>>36552171>>36552264>>36552275>>36552303She looks like she fucks human men
sun smells nice
No more /sun/day threads not on /sun/day, please?
>>36552264I just want her to hold me
>>36552372blasphemy Celestia is hotter than the sun and also cooler, you wanna hang out with the cool ponies right? you're not a square or a nark right?
>>36552275Age spells are a thing in Equestria. Even if she couldn't make people immortal per se, Celly can always set the clock a few decades back if necessary.
>>36552954Celly(and Luna by extent) should be more than capable of making those she loves ageless.
>>36552985Anon will be drinking the immortality juice straight fron the source.
>>36552985Immortality is not some participatory prize, mortal. Claim it on your own, don't hide under your princess's wing.
>>36553444Immortality is some participatory prize, actually.
>>36553445What the point of such hubris? To beg your princess for scraps of her divine immortality is not true love.
>>36553463OK, retard. Go be dead. You're better off dead anyway. You never loved Celestia anyway.
>two celestia threads on the catalog>BUT DIS ONE IS OFFISHAL /SUN/>same shitposting in bothWhy'd you do this? What was the problem with the other one?
>>36553466Death is nothing, conviction is everything. And thus in this life and all that will follow I will remain her prophet.
>>36553489You will never her anything, you delusional moron. Go torment someone else with your nonsense.
>>36553493It's actually funny that you, out off all people, dare to call someone "delusional".
>>36553499>implyingYou are indeed delusional beyond belief. Please, kindly fuck off and consider never returning.
>doesn't post any celestia>argues over anything>pushed thread 345 posts past bump last threadNigger do your fucking job and quit fingering your asshole to tranny's on /gif/
>>36553502No. My place is here, to provide guidance to souls with true devotion. You can be one of them, if you just let go this childish negativity and pointless pride.
>>36553482Each one of those scrolls are a 30 page thesis on why I love Celestia so much and I hope she reads every single one of them.
>>36553521Ah. The perfect explanation of her lack of enthusiasm.
>>36553527She's smiling on the inside
>>36553551Indeed. She is merciful and kind.
>>36553482The first one was a mistake to begin with.
>>36553482Stop making /sun/ threads on days that aren't sunday and this won't be a problem.
>>36553645>pic Kek, poor Woona
>>36553645>Or you'll suffer my autism againYou do that regardless.
>>36553670Traditions exist for a reason.
>>36553670Fucking newfags are ruining the thread.
>>36553692You know what they say. Traditions are the solution to problems we have forgotten.
>>36552275I choose the option to live happily ever after forever. Dying in Equestria is gay.
>>36554319Another freeloader. How original.
>>36554347If you think dying is better because you aren't "freeloading" this way, you must have a very dim view on the world.
>>36554365You misunderstood my position. Immortality IS a worthy goal for enlightened man. And that is exactly why it must be earned.
>>36554388How about you earn your immortality by killing yourself.
>>36553645>>36553648How did she fuck up something as simple as that?Her bony little ass mustve caused a puncture. Its the only explanation
>>36554416Why so much aggression, I wonder? Maybe the idea of struggle and pain on the way toward the Great White Mare frightens you? Then you must truly see her and your fears will dissolve into nothingness.
>>36554482What the hell is happening there?
>>36554478No, you are just a gigantic faggot.
Princess and her realm are truly beautiful.
>>36554542Arareroll is in his own world. I have no idea what is going on in half of his stuff that isn't porn.
>>36554602Still does great stuff like this.
>>36554347>Another freeloader. How original.I don't care about your headcanon. I substitute my own.
Wow, did any of you see this anons beautiful Celestia plush? It really captures her beauty amazingly!>>36554663
>>36555040>Anthro futaFuck you
>>36555040Thats pretty fucked for a number of reasons, impressive though.
>>36554615I really really want to like his work - like he's one of the incredible few artists who a) seems to 'get' Celestia's inner beauty and b) doesn't fucking yoshi-nose the ponies' horsely muzzles - but I think it was by accident more than by design. Still, I can't fault his technical skill, and I applaud anyone experimenting and trying different things and, well, being arty.
>>36555040Well, the guy who made it certainly has dedication. But as we know, sunfags do not like futa, so he is not a sunfag.
>>36555121I don't like his knight and muscle fetish and I don't think he captures Celestia character well.He's good and I like some of his art, but I just cringe at most of it.
>>36555138>Using the older chartuse the updated one with more results, faggot
>>36555138It seems princess Celestia can protect Anon's mind from this vile degeneracy.
>>36555151I'll take a knight any day over the green-skinned '>be me >have a ? for a face' suit-wearer - but I'll agree with you on the muscle thing
>>36555138I still don't get how anyone can look at a female, mare or whatever, and think "You know what, she needs a dick" and not think that's gay.
>>36555151>>36555174I sense really deep insecurities in both of you.
>>36555221what makes you say that
>>36555224Celestia deserves best. Therefore, a noble knight with a powerful physic is more suited to be depicted at her side than a stereotypical human male of current age.
>>36555250i don't see how that makes me insecure, though.
>>36555250I think that makes arareroll insecure, because the knight garbage is obviously a self insert and feeling the need to be ripped to the point of hilarity to be "worthy of Celestia" screams insecurity.Also, stfu nigger.
>>36555319By the way, just to be sure, what have you done to be worthy of her?
Two good ponies.
>>36555391By the way, just to be sure, what have you done to be worthy of her?
like I think Celestia and Cadance would make a fantastic double act.I like to think Celestia raised Cadance like a daughter. They had ups and downs and they've both grown up a little as a result, before we got to know them; it's why Celestia took pains to be Toilet Sprinkle's tard-wrangler, not a mother replacement. Either way, I'm happy for Celestia for having an almost adoptive family in Cadance, and literal blood family in Luna.
>>36555436Did we ever see Celesta and Cadance together?
>>36555444Many times. DYEWTS?
>>36555444Celestia was the officant at her wedding, so there's that. I think there was something in the books or comics about her upbringing but I don't care for that trash.I love Celestia, but I'd like to be friends with Cadance (and her husband, of course).
>>36555459Example? Cause >>36555462 is the only time I remember and that barely counts.
Apparently one of the barbie generals has been banned, but their denizens are taking it as permission to fuck the board up.
>>36556222Will we ever get a break from their faggotry?
>>36556320No.Well, guys.Its not just the jannie that hates us.>>36556658
>>36556677>Twimod has forsaken usWhy did it have to be this way?
>>36556710The speed in which they were rescued amazes me. It was almost instantly.
>>36556720And yet they would let pony threads burn and not do anything.
>>36555183Their mental gymnastics turn into "T-The dick is feminine so it's ok!"
>>36557205>So gay that they can't even look at a female without drawing a dick on first
>>36557600That short mane and tail look so wrong
>>36557600a short-haired ponified Principal Celestiahuh
>>36557944What are you even talking about? She got her hair caught in a ceiling fan.
>>36558026>>36558030kek, twiggles saves the day
Little late with this Celly delivery, but better late than never. I hope you guys spent a nice Valentines day with Celestia!
>>36558544Very cute. Thank you Anon.
>>36559038what the fuck
>>36559038Don't spend all those (you)s at once.
>>36559038>this nightmare probably costs over $1000
>>36559038And furfags still wonder why we hate them. Should be thrown in the cleansing fire.
>>36559038Read the thread first. It helps.
>>36559038That's some pretty amazing bait, I can't lie. There's no way they posted that with that smugass post image going "everyone is gonna love this!"
>>36553558God, manga Celestia is so pretty. I love her so much.
>>36559060hahahahahahahahait was closer to $2,500
>>36559038Burning that would be a proper show of reverence to Her Royal Highness.
>>36558544She kind of looks like she has Luna's smol butt, and her wings look like they are on her back, but thanks for the Celly, Anon. I really like her mane, and the dress and earrings are cute.
>>36560264Kiss her royal snootle for me please
>>36560264That's a very beautiful sunplush. Got anymore pics?
>>36560271>>36560338Not sure if retarded or bait
>>36560271>>36560338GUYS NO IT'S THE CURSED ANTHRO PLUSH--
Anyone have any actual good Celly plushies or is the anthro futa one the only decently made thing out there?
>>36560264Yiff in hell furfag.
>>36560346Looks like the average /sun/fag has a memory span of an impressive 3 seconds.>>36560368I don't have any, but I want this so god damn much.
>>36560390TAKE ALL MY MONEY
>>36560390Holy shit that necc is great.
>>36560390Now that is actually impressive. Thumbnail looks like it could be a screencap of the show.
>>36560346>>36560347I chose to wipe that thing from memory immediately and then got excited thinking someone posted a nice, normal sunplush. I'm so sorry.
>>36560402It's pretty much the perfect 3D Model.DJTHED had a video where he showed that you have to move the eyes and mouth relative to the viewers perspective to get a good show accurate 3D Model and I sometimes wonder when looking at art if Celestia would also look that good irl because of some weird perspectives and anatomy.This here solves pretty much all issues. It looks great from all angles, looks show accurate enough and it's an actual real 3D Celestia.If Celestia was real/3D this is how she should look. I especially love the shot where you can only see her hair and not her face, because that looks weird most of the time, even in the show.
>>36560390That's a cloth sculpture, not a plush.
>>36560419I think pic related look really freaking good too. Everything about this portrait is so, so beautiful. Her eyes, her luscious mane, it's so godlike. Very few pieces of art come close to expressing her beauty as well as this.
>>36560390I want this so much. She'll be regal and majestic alongside my Glimmy. It's perfect.
The board became faster.
Actual owner of the cursed plush here. I didn't even post >>36560264 , so I'm glad others are getting bait opportunities kek.
>>36562825What is the point of having a futa plush? Do you shove it up your ass?
>>36562861Nah, just snugs. Honestly treat her the same as any other pony plush. The dick isn't permanantly attached.
I want celestia to break my neck with her swan wings
>>36562872That blush on her face makes her more gorgeous. It would be a shame not to lovingly tease it just a little more.
>>36562872don't be shy, post the rest of it
>>36563345The rest of it?
>>36562868So does that mean you... unzip dick?
>>36562872Why is this so small? I want a bigger one. This is beautiful.
My sunrise today was absolutely stunning - it was so amazing I could almost feel Celestia alongside me raising it.
>>36563310Probably crushing anons stomach because she's so fat.
>>36564208Look at this pathetic wimp! He is not strong enough for Celestia's majestic body.
>>36564637Oh christ, never mind. Thanks for the warning.
>>36560491>glimmerniggers in my /sun/
>>36563869She has the parts for it but I'm not really into it. It was more of a case where "it's an option, so why not?"
>>36564806Sunbutt is my second favorite horse.
>>36565007They can't even make her look angry without making her look retarded.That underbite is so unnecessary.
>>36565043Season 9 bullshit animation.I think Luna got the worst treatment. Celestia just got the stupid man-jaw, but Luna was given the fat round face
does Tia do science?
>>36565247What does alicorn need with a science?
>>36565266How do you think the hellaments of armory were produced?
>>36565275unclean magicks and the false belief that harmony=good
>>36565247My headcanon is that Celestia is just as much an egghead as Twilight, she just doesn't have the time for it and is not quite as mentally retarded about it.
>>36565247What do you think Equestria would be like if the demon core existed? Would she have just thrown that at Luna instead of banishing her to the moon?
>>36565398Villians would think it would give them superpowers, but instead it would only give them supercancer.
Clothes wearing Tia
>>36565398>What do you think Equestria would be like if the demon core existed?
>>36564154Lovely to hear, Anon. I too wait for the day I see a sunrise truly worthy of her presence.
>>36566950why is she so beautifulwhy is she so perfect
>>36567380I watched this stupid gif for ten minutes
>>36567851Because she is by definition, an actual goddess
>>36561090Do you actually have 296 pictures of celestia? Impressive.
Watching through season 8 for the first time and just got to Horse Play. I just have to say wow did it do Celestia awful. Are you really trying to tell me that even though she's likely spent hundreds of years dealing with diplomats and other official business but she can't act? She's never had to learn to fake a smile or anything? It wasn't even bad acting either, it was just her straight up being retarded and I find it impossible to believe she wouldn't understand what the acting class was trying to teach her. The only thing I can think to explain it was that she was purposefully messing with everyone because at the very end she shows she can act when she jokes that she is stepping down to pursue acting instead. I liked when she showed she was actually competent and quickly made a plan and directed everyone to salvage the play. I wish it focused on her being smart and cunning instead of completely making her look like an idiot. Like they completely forgot every other time she has ever appeared in the show and just wanted to make her look like a joke.
>>36568214This has been my argument.I couldn't even finish Horse Play.
>>36568214Celestia was just trolling, anon.
>>36568214If horse play pissed you off, wait until you get to Between Dark and Dawn
>>36568228Eh, that one wasn't that bad. It was them just having fun. The real offenders are both S9 two-parters, especially the finale.
>>36568242>Not so bad>Bucket list before retirement?>Stupid teen shitAnd the most offensive, pic related
>>36568213>Do you actually have 296 pictures of celestia? Impressive.Pretty sure I have more. Those are just the ones that aren't memes or reaction images.There are also a ton I didn't bother to give a name.So at least 1000. Don't really know if you can consider that impressive.
>>36568247>Stupid teen shitCelestia is just having fun. What part of having fun you don't understand?>Bucket list before retirement?Not counting this, because this is S9 and it's a given. Plus, there was still hope that they won't retire.
>>36568227Then why did she get so mad at Twilight if she was just messing around? That's the one part that rubbed me the wrong way because I feel like she wouldn't get that mad and fly off like she did.
>>36568228It didn't really piss me off, more just confused how out of character she was written in this episode. There were two other episodes in season 8 so far that felt really out of character too for other ponies so I don't know if its just a problem with the writers this season or what.
>>36568263Let's just pretend she only pretended to be retarded.It saves us all a headache.
>>36554602This looks like she just heard the sound of a ninja snapping a branch somewhere in those woods. The hunt is on.
>>36553645I like boomer edit of that pic
I want to hug her.
If Celestia was suddenly sitting across from you, what would you tell her?
>>36573297You're a cute pony.
>>36573297I masturbated many times to you, you know.
>>36573297We're developing our most powerful battleship to be your namesake, the Celest Invicta
>>36573297I'd tell her she's the most beautiful pony I have ever seen and that her mere presence makes my heart flutter.
>>36573297Please take me back with you.
>>36573297I drink Sunny D every day and pretend it's your pee.
>>36573297Could you please bring your sister next time?
>>36573297Instantly saved, thanks.I might use this the next time I have dinner with her.
>>36573297That I could really use a warm wing hug.
>>36574508>That I could really use a warm wing hug.>warmfound the texan
>>36573297thank you>close eyes>wake up
>>36575502YOU OWE ME
>>36578199Celly is a true cutie pie.
>>36566048Tia Clothes wearing
she is beautyshe is graceI want her to sit on my face
>>36579947Reminds me of: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36156226/#q36159759
i'm enjoying a picnic with the Princess, and it's really nice
>>36580887>Imagine being behind her, gazing over her assets. Noting every hair, every twitch, the motions of her soft breathing
>>36580918>she allows you to get a closer, more intimate look
>>36552275>tfw you will never be this wanted by anyone let alone Celestia
>>36582912Read the OP, retard. Either that or go somewhere else.
>>36582942The staff has indicated human posters are literally allowed to do what they want.
>>36582943>>36582944EQG and humanizations are unwelcome here. Make your own thread faggot.
>>36582958Make your own thread. Do not post your trash here.
>>36582964>>36582965report the troll, lol.
>>36582979Go away. Make your own damn thread.
>>36582977Kinda hard when your iq is at room temperature.or they are baiting as well
>>36583001Do not post trash in this thread. Make your thread. Read the OP.
>>36583003Don't give (You)s, just report and move on.
>>36583017Make your own thread.
>guy shows up tossing the same bait that he started using a month and a half ago>gets just as much attention for ithes never going to stop until you anons learn some self control
Great. Looks like the thread will hit 500 in a few hours again.
>>36583031Go bait a barbie thread and see how long you last.
>>36583039I fail to see the relation there,Jannies are barbieniggers, so it's ok to shit up this thread as well?Are you this oblivious to what the fuck is going on? Even when people are literally spelling it out for you?>>36583054>>36583021Calling you retarded would be an insult to mentally impaired people all over the world.
>>36583064You just insulted a bot.
>>36583031it's the same guy replying to himself
>>36583315No, it's not. Or at least some of it isn't.
>>36583031>Guys, just ignore EQG, it'll go away>8 years later
>>36555040Where the bloody fuck did he even order 'er? And which sort of face was he making when he came to collect it at his local post office?
>>36583552Normally you shitpost with the derpi filename.
>>36583552Read the OP. EQG and humanizations NOT WELCOME.
>>36583618He's posting exactly because of it. Barbie shitters will not stop until they have destroyed the last of us and salted the earth beyond recognition. It's what they do. Their hatred of us is what drives them.
>>36584832I wish we had that one mod who gave a fuck still./sun/ has always been tribal and if this were some real lord of the flies shit, we'd have skinned you alive by now.
>>36584832READ THE OP.>EQG>AND>HUMANIZATIONS>ARE>NOT>WELCOME>HERE
>>36583064>people>nohouuves spambotIt's not people, Anon...
>>36577485Smug god horse is planning something.
>>36560264... well. the head is pretty nice, at least.not gonna click all that other shit, tho. not for me.
>>36573297"AGH! guh wuh Er Oh dear..."Very eloquent, I know.Actually... probably freeze reaction would kick in too quickly and I'd just dissociate into senseless autopilot denial. So, something like...>HARD flinch>Breath-held glassy-eyed pause, exhale"Say.. you look REALLY familiar. Have we met somewhere before?"
>>36553444You failed at even that, Gilgamesh.
>>36584096Imagine how wild her short mane flows with that cut.
>>36584096She looks really cute like this
>>36588053>>36588340Her name is MudBut call er' Celestia Solaris devadander-abercrombie that's long fer' mudSo she's been told
>>36588367I want to have sex with this gorgeous horse.
>>36584096>AU where earth ponys are nobels and Celestia and Luna easily do all the farming with their powerful Alicorn magic
>>36588717I can get behind that idea
>>36589793>Celestia in charge of the crops that require lots of sun, I.e. All the good crops>Luna in charge of the crops that prefer dark and dank areas, I.e. Mushrooms>Celestia is the more popular farmer for obvious reasons>Luna is jealous of how everypony prefers Celestia's crops>Luna decides to try and take over the farm with her fungi and convert it into a mushroom only farm>Uses magic to develop a vicious hybrid fungus that she named "Nightmare mushroom">Celestia develops a magical non-toxic pesticide that she refers to as the "Chemical elements of harmony" and uses to save the farm from Luna's fungus invasion>Luna is banished from the farm and is forced to give up her gardening trowel>Luna promises she will return one day and exact her revenge upon the farm and her sister>She retreats into the deepest parts of the Everfree forest's swamps never to be heard from again>1000 harvests later>Enter Twilight Sparkle, Celestia's apprentice that has very little experience out in the field>etc
>>36590883The fun has been doubled.
Today is Nicole Oliver's birthday.
>>36591861I'll jerk off to her milkers to celebrate
>>36591921That's Nicole Oliver? She's pretty.
But what if celestia was bread
>>36595115She'd be whole wheat
>>36594638She's gorgeous. God damn, I love older women.
>>36594638>>36595241You can find Nicole Oliver lewd
>>36595251I've seen it before. To be completely honest, I think she's more attractive now than when she did that nude scene.
Personally I can jerk off just to listening to Celestia telling me about Fungi
>>36595115>seth rogen's trademarked laugh ominously echos in the distance
>>36595115>inb4 murrlogic taken to a new level
>Nicole Oliver calling us a sugar bear pumpkin pie - wearing nothing
>>36596144>3dpd and no hoovesDisgusting.
>>36596412Just close your eyes and imagine its Celestia. That's the closest you're gonna get anyway.
>>36596706I'd rather stay solo. It's ponies or nothing.
>>36597666She learned that move from Discord, I reckon.
>>36597657She is truly a very beautiful mare.
>>36597847Beautiful and cute.
>>36597873I love happy caring sisters.
>>36598506Perfect big sister. Or maybe mother. Not even important.
>>36598532Nigh perfect, maybe.
nicole and celestia
>>36597892That's the best kind of sisters.
>>36598532Imagine snuggling with these two.
>>36600292Since when horses sleep in such weird positions?
>>36600292I'd be just alright with the blue one on top of me
>>36600812that freaking meme
>>36600292A celestial sandwich.
>Page 9Not for my princess.
Jesus, did everyone leave?
>>36603676Still here. Still love the sun. I commissioned a couple of Celestia drawings with this thread in mind. Will post when they are complete.
>>36603676>>36603817Still here, but swimming through the G5 garbage is rough.
>>36603676You think we must praise her more?
>>36603676G5 "hype" is pushing everything to 8 and 9 pretty consistently
>>36603676This is what happens when you limit a thread to only one great form/portrayal of a character
>>36603676I'm writing my bachelor thesis.Time is sparse right now and my brain is mush.
>>36603861Disingenuous barbieposting fuckwit
>>36603676No, just waiting for the G5 flood to be over.>>36603861>>>/out/
>>36603918I wouldn't even call it a flood. There are like 15 threads up.That's tame imo. But I can't really say that I care one bit about it and it looks like most people feel the same.
>>36604120It was a flood, first announcement was nearly 40 threads.
>>36604497That calmed down though. And something tells me it will take a similar drop route to Pony Life.
>>36604497>>36604510Yeah, those are literally the designs for the new show and there were 40 threads for not even a few hours.People saw it and immediately lost interest. Glimmer spam was worse and lasted for days or even weeks.
>>36604120>I wouldn't even call it a flood. There are like 15 threads up.Yes. Fifteen threads after one G5 pic was found as a design on a blanket.Now imagine how the board will look like tomorrow when Hasbro will hold it's investor event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwaO-WQ0rh01. When Equestria first was found,naught but dissension was abound,discord alone was to reign.there were many martyrs, but none could free the land,till arrive our queen, our saviour crowned.Rule Celestia!Celestia Rule The Day!Equestria Never, Never, Never Shall Be Slaved! *X2*2. Still more majestic shalt arise,born from the starry night skies,a midnight mare; the commander of the moon.thus she arrives, our princess of the night,and may she reign forever more.Ruleth Luna!Yes, Luna Rule The Night!Equestria Never, Never, Never Shall Have Fright! *X2*3. Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;the mighty friendship that dwells in our hearts,no dreadful evil shall ever have our command.we shall arise, arise victorious,even without a foe slain.Rule Celestia!Celestia Rule The Day!Equestria Never, Never, Never Shall Be Slaved!Ruleth Luna!Yes, Luna Rule The Night!Equestria Never, Never, Never Shall Have Fright!
>>36606149Well, now the stuff has a sticky and is officially shit. With some luck we'll have a few days of doomposting and then it quietly settles down and simmers out.
>>36609469Hopefully. I swear there were at least 5 threads with the same exact image on page 1 earlier.
>>36609336>>36608182>all that cringegod, I hate bronies so fucking much
>>36609469>>36609520That pic in the sticky is just from an article on Entertainment Tonight about G5. The Hasbro thing hasn't happened yet. iirc it should be on 10AM ET so brace yourself, it ain't over yet.
btw There's Celestia's cutie mark in the background in that picture, so she might not be safe from G5.
>>36610915More than ever I wish we were /fim/.
>>36610921Bah, ignore that. It's heresy either way.
>>36611072Yes. We are chosen to preserve the purity of Celestia in our hearts and memories. We must ignore travesties that are coming.
>>36610924It's really not that bad. Worst case it's shit and people ignore it like pony life or it's mediocre and people make 2 or 3 threads when new episodes air.Maybe artists draw some g5, but I doubt they would leave g4 for g5, unless g5 is a sjw heaven, but those who then leave g4 weren't worth my time anyway.And the screenshot looks a lot better than the merch, even if the ponies look like they have down syndrome.
>>36611917reminder that Celestia is literally in space and NOTHING G5 can do will surpass that
the board is sure fast
>>36615292Well yes, there's a pot of shit boiling at the moment. No wonder the board is freaking out.
I'm not paying attention - what is going on with G5? Is it true that its loaded down with SJW shit? I heard something about global warming?
>>36615292This board is SUPERCHARGED right now
fuck I think I'm starting to fall for Izzy over Celestia. I never thought my waifu autism would go for another pony
>>36615575(sigh) yes, op, and the characters all look into the camera and say Trans Rights and Black Lives Matter. is that what you want to hear
>>36615731I bet my money that literal Zebras Lives Matter exist in G5.
>>36615575>future equestria>race war happened, magic gone>ponies tribes mistrust each other again>main character is an activistHave a guess.
>>36615715Kill yourself.Now.You are not worthy to even be here.
>>36615977Oh holy shit.
>>36615715This better be bait.
>>36615715Based and Izzy pilled>>36615782Remember to always capitalize the Z in Zebra, bigots.
>>36615838I think this is all a Celestia's test. She wanted to see if her little ponies can succeed on their own. But they failed her.
>>36616062Reminds me of the Season 3 intro of Babylon 5.
Up from page 9 again.
>>36617411I'MANORDINARYMAREBURNIN DOWN THE HOUSE
>>36616101Pretty much. One way or another, G5 is a confirmation that a direct divine rule is the best form of governance. Celestia IS Equestria. Without her there is only chaos.
>>36573297Take me back to Equestria with you.
>>36615731>>36615782>>36615838I see Mr. Potato Head is no longer a mister.
>>36617722>tfw it turns out to be realWow. Plastic potatoes are now problematic. Bring me to Equestria now, my princess.
>>36617722>>36617819>Mommy why did my Mr Potato Head come with a skirt attachment and purple hair?
>>36615575It's probably going to be EQG level awful.
>>36617846>SHUT UP AND PLAY WITH YOUR GENERAL NEUTRAL VEGETABLE PLAYTHING
>>36617978>Ma'am you and your son are going to have to leave the store, we can't have you misgendering the potato people figurines
>>36617722Take that, patriarchy!
I actually want to kill myself.We truly live in clown world.
>>36619887It's only been about a day and I already almost hate it as much as I do EQG.
>>36619887Still, praise Celestia.
>>36619887Why kill yourself? Kill people responsible - jews.
>>36619887>I actually want to kill myself.Anon, if you do that they win. Continue to live life to spite them.
>>36621450Its not wrong to find Daybreaker sexy as hell, is it?
>>36622313I could use some /sun/ posting after today.
>>36621526i think's she's very hot
>>36622344She will always be there for you.
>>36621526No, she represents Celly's wild side. Think you're man enough to handle her?
I need some Celly.
I pray to all gods and the Sun and the Moon and the Stars, pleasethere will be no Celestia and Luna in G5I don't want to see that everI beg of you
>>36552150Do you guys think that Celestia would be included in G5?
>>36624347Maybe in a legend of something.Best case would be if they said that there were once two great sisters ruing Equestria.
>>36624344I hate to burst your bubble, Anon, but the screenshot of the room literally has a banner with Celestia's Cutie Mark hanging on the wall.>>36624347
>>36624371It doesn't exactly mean that we will see her through, or any of m6.
>>36624411And I seriously hope that's the only G4 pandering in the whole thing. The fewer barriers they're crossing over, the better. I don't want Celly, Luna or any of the M6 to be involved with this mess at all.
>>36624579Ok, now seriously. I didn't watch the press conference.Other than the possibility of it being sjw garbage, why do you all act like G5 is the worst thing ever?One screenshot looks weird, but the others are completely fine.
>>36624613Everything about it looks awful. The character models, the setting, the plot, the people responsible for it, everything.>why the worst thing everLook at how much fim content that got displaced. And more so than that, the sheer quantity of mindless ironic shitposting the "g5fags" have produced. So far it's done nothing but bring the worst aspects of modern 4chan to our board.
>>36624667> The character modelsI unironically think this looks good. One screenshot looks bad, all the others look good imo.> the plot,It's pretty much the hearth warming backstory, but with modern technology. I find it kinda hilarious that it implies that Twilight was a terrible ruler.I think the modern influences aren't necessarily a bad thing, but it would have been better to put it in a new universe. And we don't really know anything about it.>the people responsible for itI don't know much about them, but the people I do know about are a huge step up from the later mlp writers and animators.>Look at how much fim content that got displacedIt's a new show, what do you expect? This stuff is not even a day old.>the sheer quantity of mindless ironic shitposting the "g5fags" have producedSame shit as with pony life and nobody cared about that after two weeks.>Everything about it looks awfulThis is what I was talking about. With Pony Life you could instantly tell it's going to be low quality hyperactive garbage because of the art style and the jokes.But g5 looks at the very least competent. And we don't know enough about the story to judge it.
>>36624667We know very little about the setting and next to nothing about the plot. The blurb was just the world's most generic thing that can describe almost any kid's movie.
>>36624613Are you actually retarded?
>>36624731I’m sure it’ll still be bad. CGI shit on Netflix has never worked out. Just ask them about that shitty saint seiya reboot. It’s like saying goodbye to cherished friends but they all die in a plane crash right after seeing them off
>>36624738No, I'm asking a serious question, because for me it looks like people are circlejerking about how much they hate g5 although the "show destroying atrocities" look more like nitpicks.That's why I asked if something terrible was revealed in the press conference that I don't know about.Imo it more retarded to hate on something you know so little about.
>>36624724>I unironically think this looks good.>It's pretty much the hearth warming backstory, but with modern technology.
>>36624724>but with modern technologyThat alone kills a vital part of the soul. Equestria should be a rich fantasy world, not a generic contemporary technology pit. Moreover, it feeds into the retarded notion that kids today have never lived without technology, and hence can't imagine a setting without it. It's retarded and cheapens the whole thing immensely.
>>36624724>> The character models>I unironically think this looks good. One screenshot looks bad, all the others look good imo.They look like horrible sfm abominations to me.>It's pretty much the hearth warming backstory, but with modern technology.>with modern technologyIt's set a modern world.>I think the modern influences aren't necessarily a bad thingThey are.>I don't know much about them, but the people I do know about are a huge step up from the later mlp writers and animators.I already got a warn so I'll leave that up to you to discover.>It's a new show, what do you expect?It's not even a show yet. You could reasonably measure the amount of "content" in number of frames.>Same shit as with pony life and nobody cared about that after two weeks.I don't even recall Pony Life being this bad to the board.>But g5 looks at the very least competent.It's like it's going to be the most generic production possible.
>>36619898I am proud to say that, aside from accidentally seeing 30 seconds of it from a new episode livestream back in 2013, I have never watched anything related to EqG.
>>36624749Are you normalfag tourist or something? you sound like you don't belong here
>>36624797Pathetic. How can you ignore it so blatantly? It contains a daughter of our Princess.
>>36624834It contains nothing but garbage to be disregarded. Don't go trying to get other Anon's to burn their tickets to Equestria just because you've burnt your own.
>>36624857This is ridiculous. The path to Equestria is dependent on Anon's will alone, and nothing else. You can watch or read whatever you want, until you remember what is truly important.
>>36624885You've already burnt your ticket Anon. Once it's gone, there's no going back.
i dont give a shit. i haven't even watched the show after like halfway through season 4 anyway lol
>>36624895You're spreading pointless doubt and hopelessness. This is unbecoming for Celestia's faithful.
>>36624802>I don't even recall Pony Life being this bad to the board.In the first few days after it got released? Yes it was. But it was obviously a low effort show, so everyone posting about pony life was baiting.I think the bigger problem is that people care more about the attention g5 gets and not the fact that it gets way more attention than pony life.>It's like it's going to be the most generic production possible.Fim was made in flash, where you can literally copy and paste 4 different smiles on 3 pony shapes.That's as generic as it gets and it still managed to be great.>They look like horrible sfm abominations to me.What looks bad about them exactly? As far as 3d pony models go, this is pretty good imo. It's not great, but it's definitely not bad.The hooves and fetlocks are great, the hair is well rendered, the coat looks fuzzy and not really like hair, the eyes are a bit too far apart and a bit too small and I don't really like the wierd coloring of the wings and horns.>>36624802>Are you normalfag tourist or something? you sound like you don't belong hereYou sound like a newfag who can't think for himself and just repeats what the people around him tell him.>>36624759>That alone kills a vital part of the soulI would prefer a more fantasy setting as well, but we literally only saw two rooms and one of them looked like a throne room. A few lights and a modern looking bed don't mean that the mcs are going to post duck faces on horse instagram.G4 wasn't set in medieval times either. There were hydroelectric dams in season 1.
>>36624940go back, retard
Reminder the only reason she get's personal students to be their surrogate mom.
>>36625143Celestia needs foals of her own.
>>36625180She already has at least one.
I'm looking for something particular. I don't normally read fanfics, but I want something about celestia being a huge slut and sleeping with any and all races around the world.Know any fics like that
>>36625206Isn't that Molestia?
>>36625206I heard that drinking bleach can grant visions of such things. Try it out, please.
>>36625215i dont think so, molestia isn't explicitally porn.and i want to watch or read about celestia getting railed by dog and dragon cock as well as horse dicks.
>>36625087That armor clashes with the colors of her mane though.
>>36625234You are in the worst possible place for that kind of request, Anon. Go ask someone else. Here, you will find no help.
>>36625246why would i be in the worst place?
>>36625265>why would i be in the worst place?Because of the whole huge slut part. I highly recommend you to seek another thread, because you will not receive a satisfying answer here.
>>36625279>a thread about celestia>but only if you think she is pure as snowcringe, desu
>>36625293Then fuck off and do not return. Celestia is pure and a virgin. She is for Anon only.
Slutfag already got bored of trolling with g5?
>>36625124>people on derpybooru are so dumb, they just consoom without thinking>now excuse me while I hate that same thing without thinkingI'm giving you the opportunity to tell me what is so shit about g5 and why.There are a lot of reasons to hate parts of mlp.If you can tell me why I should hate it, I will hate it. I'm cautious about if because of the technology stuff and the sjw stuff. But we know nothing about it yet.I'm not telling you to love it, but you should at least be able to point out why you are hating on it.>technology badIsn't really an argument, when we only saw one still frame of one room.Maybe if people like you would just stop and think for a minute /sun/ wouldn't get pulled into a baiting shitfest every thread.
>>36625293In case you really are not familiar with the thread, there was a certain drama around this topic going on with a resident troll who just couldn't shut up. That's why people itt react rather strong to this idea.
>>36625206>>36625234>>36625293Hello again, retard!>>36625346I have a feeling he knows that first hand.
>>36625658My only gripe is how smol stellar is.
>>36625665Stellar is not for lewding.
>>36624613>why do you all act like G5 is the worst thing ever?It's not FiM.
>>36625743Don't feed the faggot.
>>36625753>legit question>bait>I want a story where Celestia gets gangraped by tyrones>well akshuallly here is not the best place for that, look over there and you find your slut celestia, because this is clearyl not bait
>>36625685What the fuck are you talking about? No one said anything about that retard
What the fuck is going on in here?
>>36625835Read the thread.
What should the next OP image be?
>>36626363You'll see on sunday, mkay?
>>36626363Celestia kissing (you)
>>36626770That's already in a day.
Found this video, do you guys agree? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFTdKhjvhiI
Have you guys cheated on her? Also what is the next OP pic?
I really like Celestia seen from the front
>>36626363The only correct one. Not that you fucking kids would know.
>>36628088>Also what is the next OP pic?
>>36628772Yes. Very cute, is it not?
>>36629775>9 after one hour.
>>36629775>>36630253It's annoying, isn't it?
To hell with the sun.
>>36631243To the moon with you.
>>36628752still laughing how people got genuinely angry how the op used the same image and started threads with a single question every time
>>36628088>cheatedNo, never. She's my waifu and I'll never give a 3dpd a chance to ruin that.
New Sunbutt kotobukiya bishounen figure reveal.
>>36631914>completely generic anime lady figurineJust because they put a label on it calling it Princess Celestia, doesn't make it Princess Celestia.
>>36631953Do you not see the Princess Celestia figure literally right next to it
>>36632126Yes. I also see the completely generic anime lady figurine they are calling Princess Celestia, as well.
>>36631914>Not even Celestia is safeThey can keep their anime garbage.
How the fuck did /moon/ die? what is happening, i swear someone posted not too long ago.
>>36632229Boards moving fast, at least by the numbers anyway. It's rather strange because it doesn't seem like it. Probably all the G5 spam.
>>36631914Is there a pony only model?
>>36632673See you tomorrow.