Adventure Awaits EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>36458889Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvz_5-Up2GF9dL6MvwZmO6YGj95P0RIMIDash clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoXHb9V5YfHxoNawqkIJZCDsOHlyFO6jlThread index: https://ponepaste.org/1400
Previously on /dash/:+ WE CELEBRATED RAINBOW DASH'S BIRTHDAY!+ Anon is getting healthy for Dash: >>36466835+ We found a referee Dash that actually was a Newcastle United fan Dash: >>36473081+ How long's everyone been here for? (informal survey): >>36489360+ Mobius shared some tips about improving his Dash plushie: >>36499917+ Also, Wowkie Zhang is /ourguy/:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4iTGjuoKw+ Brand new OC:- Edit of https://derpibooru.org/1972349:>>36470471- Scootalove doodle:>>36477378- Thank you doodle:>>36477405- Petting Dash (gif):>>36478923- Birthday hug:>>36492570- Beginner Anon loves Dash:>>36508903- Rainbow Anon:>>36533723- And lots of pics of plushies (I probably missed some?):>>36483605 / >>36485784 / >>36499182 / >>36499504>>36506457 / >>36515033 / >>36519813+ Green:[reminder, archived pastes in https://poneb.in/usz0kvna]- Some poems:>>36461607 / >>36518574 / >>36518802- "Ex Waifu Ex Machina" alt-canon:>>36515504 (prompt: >>36495633)-- The pics from Ex Waifu Ex Machina are now on Derpibooru:https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-ex+waifu+ex+machina- Some old links shared in the thread:https://ponepaste.org/1413https://www.fimfiction.net/story/365626/excuses- And a couple of green prompts in other threads:-- Dash's primary feather:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36451086/-- Scattered showers scheduled today:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36497768/+ And more Dashes out there:- Rainbow Dash Day in Equestria Daily:https://www.equestriadaily.com/search/label/RD%20Day- Brittney Ackerman has dubbed the FF comic with Dash and Spitfire>>36463333 / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJqNuaED1E- Omi has a new Twitter-ask-blog-thingy about Dash:>>36495605 / https://twitter.com/dashuthepony- And a new animation from Agrol with a peculiar Dash is coming soon:>>36508048 / https://agrol.tumblr.com/post/642209031914717184>>36535652 / https://agrol.tumblr.com/post/642752623717548032
1st for best pony
2nd for Miss /mlp/ we should brag more about it in next OP.
>>36535784Seems there’s an error in the first reply’s pony paste link, I’m just getting an error message
How much would you give to have Rainbow Dash sing this to you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4QPwv3jtXw&list=RDMM&index=7
>>36536114bout tree fiddyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zph-XBkOFHQ
>>36536311Damn she hit the higher register in this one and sounds a lot like RD. Usually she sounds more like AJ.
>>36536311Damn, I need to go fishing this summer. I miss it.
>>36536348Lyrics ring true for both of them :^)
>>36536311>I'll sugar and spice I cook and clean every day.Dayum, hearing those lyrics with her voice is wild. But to be honest I don't think it's too realistic. Dashie is best mare, my one and only waifu choice since the begining and forever more, but really, she isn't the kind of girl that would just cook and clean constantly as a traditional wife. Not saying she would never do it, but I bet she is not the best at it, she would make really improvised tier foods and she would clean everything a little bit and super fast without noticing some details. I can see her insisting in helping with housework but then you would refuse because you know you could do it better probably without breaking/burning something and then you would give her some mundane task just to be together while you do what you have to do. Committing to dash is almost like accepting you are going to do the heavy part of house work. Anyways, fuck it, I'm already used to it, I live alone and I have to cook/clean really often.
>>36536913>>36536920these two maybe my favorite Dash poems to the date, I just love how those rhyme in certain points
>>36536114how about an AJ+RD duet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvtNEzzsrA8
Always love the writeups. Sorry I missed the celebration, but a late happy birthday to Dashie!As for the questionnaire on time here, I've been watching since the end of season one and fell in love with Dash part way through season two. Being part of the OG Rainbro writers was nice and forming/helping AiE grow after Flutterrape/Rainbro/otherbro threads coalesced together are some of my fondest memories on the internet and most creative times. Dash helped me grow into a more confident and straightforward person and I really don't think I would be the same if she wasn't in my life. While my love for her in general has waned over the years, partly due to me falling out of love with the show, she will always hold a special place in my heart and I will never forget her.
>>36537153God that ep is classic mulp.
>>36537129Thank you! I'll write more since I know someone likes them.
>>36535783>tagged: scootaloo riding rainbow dashGood tag.
>>36537888Do ponies really?
>>36537153Ashleigh's music is pretty good honestly but I just can't not hear Applejack
>>36537163Always a shame when people lose their interest in the show and their waifus but still nice of you to stop by and wish her a happy birthday
I had a dream her voice actor died last night
>>36538418It makes sense for me, seems like mental suggestion for talking about Ashleigh in this thread
I want to eat out Rainbow Dash's pussy until I end up coughing lilttle blue feathers for one week.
>>36538715>feathersWhere did this meme come from?
>>36538884What meme? Don't you want to taste her coochie?
>>36536311UNF, them rainbow hips.
>>36538715Eating out Rainbow Dash is my dream.
Nice bluefast song I discovered today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yd4JakBFP4
>>36536331>I want to eat out anon's cum in rainbow dashUh, soarin?
It's pretty funny to think of RD just being confused at all the attention she's getting regarding something she never thinks about like her sexual attractiveness.
>>36540680I read it as "I want to eat out and cum in"
>>36541197Until she ask you to cum inside first and eat out later.
>>36538884You are going to accept your wife with or without feathers in her pussy
Why is there not a single good human x Dash adventure fic anons...
>>36541356I want to kiss the devious babbling blue pone.
>>36535784Imagine sniffing her crotch after she's spent an entire day training in that flight suit
>>36543012The samefag again Jesus christ I'm sick of this formula
It's been a little over two weeks.1/27/21 weigh in: 400lbThe last two weeks I've been keeping my best to the diet. Avoiding processed food and caloric beverages altogether. A few slips ups of not having good choices, but still doing good. Learning new ways to get veggies in me.Today's weight in: 393.8lbBeen slowing down, but still very happy I'm heading in the right direction. I've noticed even light physical activity significantly helps, so I am thinking of just getting off my lazy ass to do things more often to help me burn calories. As always, doing it for her. See you all in another two weeks!
>>36543223Also, bonus weight loss goal achieved:I can now see my erect cock again when laying down, so yay for that.
>W-will you be my Valentine, Anon?A little drawing to celebrate the upcoming hearts & hooves day. Even a tough pony like Dash can get a little sappy when she has someone as special as (You) in her life.
>>36543223Nice going, Anon. I would definitely recommend getting yourself one of those calorie counting apps and following the guidelines. It's how I've managed to lose weight. There's a lot of really high calorie stuff you'd never expect to be so bad for you.
>>36543062I don't care what you think.
>>36543273Daww, this is great, man. I love it!
>>36543046This Dash is too small for my liking. I've always imagined the ponies at waist hight standing on all fours and able to reach over shoulders (of a 6 foot person) with their hooves while on hind legs
>>36537700I need to find artists who draw realistic pony legs for the great work that is about to happen.
>>36543338Ponies are smol though. Don't you want to be able to carry the cute pone around?
>>36543453I prefer almost full cuddling over carting around.
>>36543223>400lbHolyfuckingshitanon. You are almost triple my weight.>light physical activity significantly helpsFind a hobby which requires that.I can never understand how someone can get this bad. Don't you notice after let's say 220-240 pounds that you might be overweight?
>>36544252It's not that I didn't notice. I've been overweight since I can remember. It's that I was hopeless and gave up on getting any better. Legitimately taking the waifu pill has changed my life.
>>36544252>Don't you notice after let's say 220-240 pounds that you might be overweight?I replied to him last thread as >>36467295 so i think I can give you my POV on how someone can become so obese.I had been overweight since late high school, but shit went south in my life and I basically gave up and reclused to my room and just played vidya for 5+ years. I had gone to the doctors for unrelated reasons once and weighed in at 340lbs and I believed years later, with no difference in lifestyle that I weighed the same as I did a few years prior. I had to go to the hospital for a small head injury in mid to late 2019 and nearly threw up from the shock or minor head trauma that i weighed nearly 100lbs more than that.It probably goes unnoticed until it gets harder to move through doorways or standing up.thank fuck for /fit/ and /fph/
>>36543223>>36543249>>36544252>>36544385>>36544287What the fuck does this have to do with Rainbow Dash?
>>36546044she inspired us to stop being fat fucks
>>36546044>>36546082^Thispay attention to the threads
>>36546082>>36546149Okay then don't stop working out and eat smaller portions you fat fucks. You got this.
>>36546170Aye aye anon!
>>36546170I'm only fatfit but Dash inspires me to keep working and living life, awesome together is my hype song in the morning.
>>36546183>>36546216Would it name feel more or less motivated to know a Rainbow Dash tulpa is cheering you on?
>>36546332I don't have a tulpa or whatever that is, but Dash is positive energy and confidence ponified and that's just fine.
>>36546375Well she's cheering you on, anon.
>>36546170>tfw no one ever notices the struggle of us skeletons trying to look in shapeI really feel she deserves a more /fit/ version of me, a skiny guy is not better from a fat fug, the Chinese germ really turned me into a lazy/unactive shit.
>>36546928You caught that shit too? shit fucking made my breathing so short I thought I was gonna die if it got any worse, the walk from the couch to the bathroom would have me hyper ventilating while having diarrhea, so don't feel bad about being lazy cause it fucks you up.
>>36543453whenever I see the movie I'm reminded of this
>>36495633>>36515504this prompt makes me think of how you'd even end up in this situation, and since I can't imagine any of the mane 5 leaving Dash in that situation, the only conclusion I can come up with is that this is just another of those fucked up timelines Starlight created during her time shenanigans and so Rainbow Dash doesn't really have a connection with any of themit makes me sad when I think about it
>>36547443It's tangentially related to EWEM, so it's Anon x Dash on Earth, so Dash is technically an android if it makes it any better (although to me rd.32.ai is indeed the "real" dash because humans created the concept of Dash in the first place, but I digress) I didn't really get to it, but I wanted to imply something catastrophic had happened to them causing them to enter this predicament (perhaps mass societal collapse, drug addiction, or [redacted] having a debilitating mental disorder, like severe schizophrenia idk) I guess I just write things like this because I inherently want to see Dash loved and nurtured, and it's boring to not have conflict to that end. It's not at all that I enjoy seeing Dash in shitty situations. I guess I just like to see her overcome them, because It inspires me to overcome my own. Idk, just my autistic ramblings.
>>36547610Nothing autistic about it. No matter how small the conflict, overcoming a mental, physical, or interpersonal conflict feels rewarding as long as a reader/viewer can understand why the characters would even want to overcome those problems in the first place. Hell, one of my favorite peices of media is a guy adopting a daughter and overcoming the awkwardness of their new father/daughter relationship in the first year which is super mundane snapshots of their daily life as they get used to each other. no, it has nothing to do with the usual Japanese bullshit.
>>36547443I've always loved how Dash is such a good pony, that even her mean self in the mean 6 and the first Discord episode isn't even all that mean, she's just disloyal, she isn't malicious, she just doesn't care about anyone.
>>36535783Reminder there will never be an episode where RD and her parents adopts Scoots.
>>36549671That's fine, Scooter grew up to be awesome and I am glad.
>>36547313I don’t get it. What’s the context here?I mean, I understand the HnK reference, but is this part of a larger comic?
>>36549671Dash would've been the best big sister ever
>>36549853She didn't grow up to be awesome, her wings are still useless stubs even as an adult.
>>36550843That makes her more distinct and true to life. People in wheelchairs can be awesome friends.
>>36549853The fact that in a world where they have literal magic that no one decided to fix her wings or at least make her prosthetics so she can fucking fly is mind boggling to me.
>>36551070Why do you care so much? Do you feel like she's less important or worthy of your love as a result? If I were you, I'd reevaluate the ways in which I perceive and prioritize my loved ones. Being able-bodied has absolutely nothing to do with worth.Besides, who's to say they were capable of >fixing her wings or at least making her prostheticsEquestria is not the disease-less ethnostate you so clearly want it to be
>>36551527This, the show is saying life isn't perfect, Tempest's horn is broken off, some of the ponies are funny looking, it is what it is.
>>36551527Jesus fucking Christ you implied a lot by what I said, holy shit. Cool it with the holier-than-thou shit. They can literally basically perform miracles with their magic, there's literally no way they couldn't fix her wings and just because you're disabled doesn't mean you HAVE to be to make it your identity. What she could do is enjoy her life to its fullest as a pegasus and fly among the clouds with the rest of her people. That's why prosthetics exist. So you can live your best life and not let your disability define you.
>>36551527BTW I am actually partially disabled due to an injury and I like my prosthetic because it helps me live a better life. Ya fucking judgmental twat.
>>36551829I'm also trans
>>36551822>fix it because magic and because it’d be more epic if she were like every other Pegasus under the sunNah. I can believe they can’t permanently and flawlessly fix her weak, malformed or undersized wings. There is the big guy with tiny wings who can fly, but they don’t necessarily have the same issue.And live your best life sure, but there certainly are things the disabled can never ever do even with state of the art technology. Scoots is far more inspiring the way she is.
>>36551849Fuck off cunt.>>36551851Okay even without fixing them with magic in the alternate War with King Sombra timeline Rainbow Dash had a prosthetic wing that worked, and we've seen ponies with prosthetic legs, and even one with back legs that were both supported by wheels. What is better, condemning her to never being able to fly because it's "inspiring" or letting her enjoy something she wanted to her whole life and could clearly enjoy with a prosthetic?
drew best mare c:
>>36551880Even better that there already is prosthetic representation! Scoots’ having an “unseen” until tested disability like being hard of hearing, mute, chronic pain disallowing freedom of movement, or whatever you can think of.Plus. scootaloo is a little kid. Little kids tend to want grand things like becoming an airplane, an astronaut or owning a pony. I’m sure the kid with one gimpy shrunken leg would like to be able to walk unassisted very, very much, but it simply cannot be.That’s Scoots and who she can represent, fulfilling a unique niche in media let alone kids’ media at that. She’s happy and loves herself in spite of not accomplishing her dream due to no fault of her own.
>>36551939Eh. Agree to disagree. The only way you'd know what she wanted would be to ask her, which we can't do. So it's a null argument, really.
>>36551822I won't continue replying to you past this last comment, since this is a Rainbow Dash thread, but I just fundamentally disagree with the idea with you. The fact that we've seen x, y, or z "miracle" in the show as a result of magic doesn't directly affirm anything about whatever your headcanon may be. Citing Rainbow's prosthetic wing (given after a war injury: loss of limb) has no bearing on Scootaloo's genetic circumstances.For the record, while I'm not physically disabled, that doesn't mean I can't comment on theme. You have a right to interpret the work in any way you want (just as we all do), but making a baseless claim like>"She didn't grow up to be awesome, her wings are still useless stubs even as an adult." >>36551880implies that her "useless stubs" directly correlate with her worth as a living being. I seriously, SERIOUSLY feel bad for you if you believe that without a prosthetic anyone (yourself included) is less worthy of respect. Does it help you live a better life? Only you can determine that. Does it make you any more or less spiritually whole? Of course not: you are a person (or in Scootaloo's case, a pony) and as such you don't deserve to feel falsely inadequate for anything, regardless of physical or mental difficulty. It is not anyone's responsibility to change themselves for the betterment of others, and it's not Scootaloo's job to change herself for the betterment of you, anon. For the record, calling someone a "judgemental twat" after literally saying a disabled person without a prosthetic is "not awesome" is the pot calling the kettle black. Grow the fuck up.>>36552257The only legitimate thing you've ever said here
>>36552603Nothing better than watching a Dash episode where we get to see her being either passionate and loving as fuck.
>>36551849Bless u for the kek
>>36536311Made an edit
>>36552724It is indeed better.
>>36552728Yeah Dash didn't like that the guy wasn't smiling. Being too stoic.
>>36552735And he’s touching himself
>>36552739You'd be doing the same if you got a glimpse of those thighs
>>36553679>"Don't give a step forward, fag, I've got a chainsaw!"
Reminder that Scootaloo was used as a model for finding your own calling and breaking out of the obsession for your idol to face the facts and reality of the world you live in. Scootaloo grows and realizes she's special in her own, unique way and doesn't need to be an exact mini-Rainbow. Her final episode really should have been Washouts because it culminates in her realizing her real potential with her scooter and her ability to follow in her sister/mentors footsteps in her own way. The crippled wings is just a way to put a story to that and create more sympathy for Scoots.Also, to your point about magic being used to fix medical issues, we've seen plenty of things magic hasn't been able to cure throughout the show i.e. Screwball having mental issues, hearing loss from the old Apples we meet, voice loss, etc. On top of that, you talking about Rainbows wings in an alternate time-line doesn't make sense because it's suggestive that the wing was lost, not that she had internal problems with her wings. You could even assume it may be some internal wiring of muscle that prevents her from having the capabilities to control direction or takeoff of flight.
>>36546977>shit fucking made my breathing so short I thought I was gonna die if it got any worseHoly shit, that sounds really scary anon, did you fully recovered from it? Thank god I haven't caught it yet. It's just that after all the quarantines and shit, being a lazy fuck was the norm, I just don't leave the house and just study in my computer all day, maybe play some vidya, then go to bed. Is not like I can go anywhere else to go jogging or something, I live in a really, really shitty part of the town, there is nothing to see outside, there aren't any parks or nice places to even take a walk, there is one park near but it's dangerous as fuck, you go there only if you want to get mugged. But at some point in last thread I realized how beautiful she was, it's like you already know she is. But from time to time you get some reminders that boost your love towards her, for me was this picture >>36535784 plus the other overweight anon story that made me think I really need to step my game up, I became too lazy, she wouldn't like that. I just found an open gym near here, I'm going to get the money to go there to become more physically active, I don't want to be an spooky skelly anymore. Thanks for reading my blog
Made a Dash x Anonstallion version of this base from OofyColorful.https://twitter.com/OofyColorful/status/1358293003786285056Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, /dash/!
>>36554949Very cute, thanks Anon! I like how Anonstallion actually looks like a believable character and not just a meme.
>>36554949That’s so cute!Happy Hearts and Hooves Day Anon.
>>36554809Yeah I recovered, even went to the hospital for a chest x-ray, expecting to see corona fucking with me, but they said my lungs were perfect, and being 25 I should ride it out because they have no treatment.I feel good now and I'm working, Dash would be glad for me.
>>36553726U N F
>>36555555I KNEELalso checked
>>36555555>My wife wins yet againIt must get tiring
>>36555555I came here just for this.Check 'em
Many riders here?
>>36555827one day...one day...
>>36555827>Bruce Lee>Marilyn Monroe>Rainbow Dash>dolphinsEveryone is here.
>>36555555Dude, fucking radical fives for a radical horse.
>>36555852Only sex symbols in that pic.
>>36555555meh get but digits nevertheless
>>36555041Saw it coming from a mile away
>>36552546Okay firstly... When you use quotation marks when referring to something someone says you're supposed to actually quote them. At no point did I call her wings "useless stubs". I did, however call you a twat for assuming that "she's less important or worthy of my love as a result" because of her wings. You also somehow came to the conclusion that I needed to "reevaluate the ways in which I perceive and prioritize my loved ones". Like you even know what I feel about disability or people's value being intrinsically tied to it. Furthermore, you somehow assumed that I wanted Equestria to be a "disease-less ethnostate". See how I used those quotation marks? You assumed a bunch of really dumb things over a 1 sentence statement about her not getting to fly when it's been established that there are prosthetics ponies can use, and they they can use magic to perform things akin to miracles. Having her keep her small wings for the sake of it when there are things that could help her would her like having a wheelchair and watching someone hop around on one leg and being like "wow that's so inspiring." It's a way of taking theirv disability and attaching *your* meaning to it. That's why I said it's a null argument because you can't know what she wants. Lastly, cool it with the holier-than-thou act.
>>36556651Do I even need to ask if you have autism?I don't
>>36556703No u. Fag.
>>36556651>At no point did I call her wings "useless stubs".>>36550843>She didn't grow up to be awesome, her wings are still useless stubs even as an adult.What are we supposed to make of this? By the way, I never assumed she was less important or worthy of love: what I DID correctly assume was that your assessment of her wings (specifically, that a useless stub = lessened awesomeness) directly equates to inferiority. It's basic logic bro:useless stub = not awesome not awesome = worse ponytherefore:useless stub = worse pony, QEDI do not believe the above. However, based on YOUR words, YOU believe the above. If she wanted prosthetics and if she was capable of getting them, which is something you ASSUME without PROOF (even though other anons have pointed out the flaw in your argument on that front) she would get them. If she doesn't, then she wouldn't. But no, you think she's worse off for not having them regardless of what she wants (something you rightly pointed out is a null point).also greentext is commonly used as a chan-substitute for quotations. Cool it with the holier-than-thou act, especially when failing at being a grammar nazi doesn't substitute for a valid argument
>>36557776Oh yeah, and I know I said >>36552546>I won't continue replying to you past this last comment, since this is a Rainbow Dash threadBut congratulations, you baited me. I guess we're not so different after all, sperging out online over an orange cartoon horse child.
>>36557776>>36557795I didn't call her wings useless stubs. You assumed that other anon was me just like you assumed all that other shit, and being a grammar nazi isn't holier-than-thou, you literally quoted shit I didn't say.
>>36557795Now if your whole argument is based off of things I didn't say, and things I don't believe, then we're done here. Fuck off and have a nice day.
jesus fucking christ shut the fuck up and go elsewhere with this inane shitnobody fucking cares, stop bloating this thread with this shit
>>36557949This, both of you just stop
>>36557945> if your whole argument is based off of things I didn't sayUm, dude...>>36551527>>36552546
>>36557933>>36557945>>36558375... Next time, don’t assume. Fuck off. And have a nice day.
Rainbow Dash and her amazing, disabled little sis with tiny, UNIQUE wings!
>>36558398"TRICKED 'EM AGAIN MA!"Whatever you say dude, we all know how to reset our IP addresses. This is one of the last bastion of internet-savvy retards left online.
>>36559129... How does that make either party more or less legitimate? Is that not what both sides had the ability to do?Also, not a tech person so I could easily be wrong, but wouldn't I have needed to reset my IP address ahead of time? What kind of bs machiavellian backup plan is that?
>>36559129>>36559160Go somewhere else with this shit.
>>36557949>>36558272>>36559329I won anyway. Here's a picture of Rainbow Dash.
>>36559329>Who cares about the integrity of the show and the character that is sisters with our waifu.>Why talk about any development or intersection of beliefs about our waifu and those related to her.Neck yourself retard. Without discussion and the once a week post from story writers, this thread would just be image bumps.
Mobius fuck you i read your Excuses thing and literally started 10 other RD fanfics and the suck compared to yours. You are so fucking talented, i enjoyed every second of it. Thanks for making itBTW i just learned bout the Pone paste stories, are those in the same storyline as excuses or stories of their own?
>>36559545Thats better than two dipshits arguing back and forth for days on end leaving the thread a mess with pointless bullshit.
>>36561305Love that guy
>>36561385I fucking love that he came deep inside Windy Whistles that one time.
>>36555046>I feel good now and I'm working, Dash would be glad for me.That's good to hear anon, scary story tho, not being able to get enough breath to be comfortable sounds panic inducing
>>36561542He's practically an Equestrian hero.>>36561582>panic inducingIt was concerning at first, but knew I'd live, I had to force myself to breathe a little faster than normal to get enough oxygen to feel okay, and having to do so I barely slept, even going as far as sleeping next to an open window with a 102F fever just to get some cold dense air in, I shivered but I slept.I got my ass kicked by corona-chan.
>>36555827Is that a Tommybuilt or a legit G36?
Scootaloo is a winglet and the anons that were fighting over her are fags, RD for life.
>>36561923Actual image of Scootaloo
>>36561923>Anti-Scootaloo DashfagListen fucko, it's not that we like Scootaloo more, it's just the Scootaloo adds to Dash's full character and other than a non-unique cutie mark and the stupid parents episode, was the only pony who didn't have their story arc completely fucked into the ground. Dash is great, and her sister is great too.
>>36561957nah shit character with baby wings you're gay go die in a fire RD for life
>>36561957>was the only pony who didn't have their story arc completely fucked into the groundOh, snap. You might be right.
>>36561957>>36561969Two faces of the same coin.
>>36535783How can I compliment her and tell her how beautiful she is without inducing her to a case of pasta spilling? Also, even if I do it in private, I think she would call me a faggot sometimes if I get too mushy, but she would hug me nonetheless.
>>36562962Remember. she has had a fan club for most of her life even before she was a wonderbolt. She is just either gonna thank you and agree or roll her eyes most likely. Don't think being #29581 fan to approach her and try and hit on her is gonna effect her much.
>>36555555Why are the eyes two colors
Wild Rainbow dance
>>36563837Not a huge fan of that pic, but glad she got the digits, no other pony deserve them.
>>36565188Based, I'm now replacing my own version for this superior one.
>>36565283the best part
>>36565188I love to think she is dancing to Bulls on Parade in this scene.
>>36566170>her face when she just lost a race after agreeing to suck my little anon horse dick if so
>>36566194>she lost a race
>>36566204An anon pony's lust for bluefast pussy is like steroids.
What kind of music would RD listen to? I feel like rock would be too expected or cliche. I think for listens to synthwave.
>>36566454Ellie Goulding, KP Teenage Dream album, TS Blank Space album, etc. Run to break free was a pop song and it sounded great.
>>36566454>I feel like rock would be too expected or cliche. I think for listens to synthwave.She likes rock, that's for sure, it was implied in Sonic Rainboom, it's to our imagination what other kind of music she likes to hear, I love the idea of she listening to some synthwave tho. She loves fast music, none of that mushy stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKUlkoEVzPQ
>>36536919RAINBOW BEING RACIST!!
Gotta fly fast!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P7m70HklRsY
>>36567218Heavymentalbrony rides a thin line, it's technically pony but it's so damn humanoid it could be anthro as well.
>Dash considered a wasp as a pet20% retardedI hate Tank so much
>>36567329Leave my wife alone.
>>36567096That's a human ass
>>36567364She would get stung in the marehole. Repeatedly.
>>36567441Hey, leave my wife out of this!Also, I’m sure Rainbow did something to agitate my fiancé - she usually stings when she’s grumpy.
>>36566454Pop punk, ska punk, rock music with really long guitar solos, Smash Mouth.
>>36566454She likes Rock. It's not expected or cliche, it's just objectively true. Her favorite bands are as follows:Van Halen/Van HagarMotley CrueAC/DCDef LeppardJoan Jett & The BlackheartsBon JoviKissGuns & RosesRushLed Zeppelin Twisted SisterPoisonShe prefers hard rock as it suits her adrenaline junkie nature. Her all time favorite song is Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue: https://youtu.be/OEAVn2R4z24
>>36567329God damn that pic is hot as fuck
What's you guys' opinion on Rainbutch Dyke?
>>36568743should've been flutterdash
>>36568743I haven't really changed much my mind in the last four days.>>36547237>>36547287
>>36568773Hard agree with your points anon.
>>36568743Josh Haber deserves the rope.
>>36568743It's an insult to Faust's vision that "there's more than one way to be a girl". Also they tried to take my wife away from me, so fuck them to Hell.
>>36568814MLP has shown there are an infinite number ofways to be a girl. You can be a carpet muncher and be a purdy girl like Lyra/Bon, or be guyish like AJ/RD and be a dyke (which is more commonly true to life), or undeclared like Spitefire.As trying to take a man’s waifu away, same with Pinkie and Shy, that alone is sacrilege.
>>36568121Absolutely based, everything about this post. I remember hearing kick start my heart some years ago and thinking about her.
Baiting waifufags hast to be the easiest shit ever, is like having an instant button to get tears
YOU’RE GONNA GO FAR KIDS
Rainbow Dash isn't a lesbo. She's straight. And my wife.
>>36569316based and cyan pilled
>>36567329THIS >>36567364 LET MY WIFE AND HER TURTLE ALONE.
>tfw ever since I got too deep into Dash waifuism I don't get to enjoy mlp as much if Dash isn't there.Have this happened to you? Really, I sit to pick an episode to rewatch and I just don't feel like watching episodes where she isn't there, this happens to me with 4chan threads too, if it's not related to Rainbow Dash it just don't grab my attention.
>>36571160To an extent - there's some ponies I'm more/less into than others, but Dash is at the top
RD is best wife.
Ponies using their mouths over hoof-hands is the best thing, it’s novel
>>36571731Imagine Dash picking up foals with her mouth and flinging them on her back, fuckin cute!
>>36571901muh heart, I want to see that.
>>36571160I look at every other pony as my best friends, so I'm always excited to see any of them.
>>36571160Approaching chadhood.I've considered it the Rainbow Dash show for a while, disregarding the lesser episodes, especially since it turned slowly turned into My Little Creature.Haven't tainted my mind with the ideological payload the finale dropped either.
>>36572532We DO need the Rainbow Dash show with some other ponies accompanying her for time to time in her adventures but being absolutely focused on Rainbow Dash
>>36571160OK, just experienced this in absolute form. I gave “Hello Pinkie Pie” a zoom through, and Dash’s parts (eclair game with Pinkie, the one with AJ) were the only things worth my passing eyesight.
>>36573311Actually, I'm with >>36572110 and I don't mind not seeing Dash for an episode if I get to see her friends, but since you mentioned how little Dash there was in Hello Pinkie Pie, for the record, Dash was the most featured pony in the stop motion shorts, appearing in 16 out of 22 shorts (while Pinkie was only in 13, for example).
>>36573590>Dash was the most featured pony in the stop motion shortsFUCK YEAH! Loved those shorts. The only good excuse to not have the original VAs onboard is that the ponies don’t really speak.
>>36539998>>36538715I want to lick all the rainbow colored discharge off of Dash's crusty cunt.
>>36574210Imagine how ripe her pussy must be after doing some wonderbolts shit.
>>36574277Imagine slowly peeling the suit off her and finding a little cheesy stain inside the tight fabric, shaped like her succulent lips
>>36574210>>36574277>>36574296>>36574343This meme needs to die and so do the people who enjoy it.
>>36574378Dude pussy can smell fucking good when it's not disgusting.
>>36574399Oh definitely. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the crusty cunt meme.
>>36574403Ah yes, don't know what that's about.
>>36573612This, the shorts were actually good, it's sad to see how people disliked them, stop motion is some hard shit to do, I appreciate all the effort they did, the only fucked up thing they really did were those snouts. I think the shorts are super cute if you don't pay much attention to the snouts, had good comfy moments full of S1 - S2 soul, fuck, I even liked the sounds they made for time to time, there is an specific one that Dash makes that sounds extremely cute and melts my heart every time.
How do you guys feel about this?
you know how some kids' hair changes as they grow older, like from blonde to brown?what if rainbow dash's hair became more red or blonde or blue?
>>36574613so the same Rainbow colors but with a deeper red/blue tone? I feel she would look absolutely different.
>>36574471Which sound? What short/moment is it from?
>>36574399Is this true? I've never been around a vagina IRL, so I always just imagined all pussy was fishy stinky nastiness.
>>36574816The period stuff is disgusting as shit but a Vagina that has been washed is nice, it smells like a vagina but you like it.
>>36574822Good to know. Thank you anon.
>>36574816>he hasnt borrowed his sisters panties and used her girl smell to jizz in shameful writhing ecstasy
>>36574822It has a pleasant tang that is entirely unique to the smell. A bit salty. The taste is like that as well. It's hard to describe, honestly. The only way I can possibly describe it is to say it tastes like pussy.
>>36574816Vagina smells like any part of the body: good if it's clean, amazing if it's clean and given extra care, and bad if it's neglected
>>36574542Shameless crack-crossover. Still I imagine it can be kind of cool, and it seems like it would be exactly Dashie's cup of tea.
>>36574881>tfw was a teenager, stole my sisters vibrator and deepthroated itAt least that's how I know cunt is fishy.
>>36575022i was just sharing a wholesome family moment and you're here posting gay stuff
This dirty horse stuff is little dick energy.How do you faggots defend your clean and shampoo'd waifu? Surely if you have this much dedication to her you have some means of protecting her against the degeneracy of our generation?
>>36535374Hey if you're around are you still interested? I think I am a part of the group you are talking about if you would like an invite.
Discord groomers? In my Dash thread? It's more likely than you think!
>>36574471Hey, for what it's worth, if you want to keep a copy of the shorts without all the extra 30 minutes of repeated clips at the end of every video, but you don't feel like wasting time editing the videos yourself, I edited all the shorts for convenient archival, here.https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQ/folder/Vn43BaQQ
>>36575762yup! thanksmojito hashtag 3269
>>36551904I found it extremely depressing when I found out scoot was eternally handicapped and was never able to fly at all. I was neglectful of most of her lore but it came as a shock to find out that she will never take flight of her own volition.
>>36576288Yeah a lot of people felt that way but the selfish cunts that want her to suffer because of REPRESENTATION (even though there's plenty of handicapped ponies in the show already.)
>>36576142Thank you, I'll give those a try, looking the ones that Hasbro uploads is some horrid shit, almost feels like an ai is uploading them automatically>>36574790These sounds she makes here https://youtu.be/CgZ7fnT-408?t=1716 (Min 28:36) don't ask me why but those grunts she make when Rarity is changing the hat for the bow are extremely cute for me. And after that you can see her in her RainBOW Dash form
>>36576288>I was neglectful of most of her loreSo you were not a truetaloo scootaloo fan. Also, that’s life. We don’t always get what we want.>>36576456>implying being disabled is to sufferThe lamest, most immature take is “she would love to fly so make her fly! Make her go real fast like rainbow dash!!”. This is entirely lacking depth. Every character met their dreams, scoots is far cooler the way she is than the expected happening. Working with restraints and handicaps in creative endeavors tends to be far more interesting.
>>36575447Rainbow Dash is a clean pone, don't let them convince you otherwise.
>>36577076I wanna hit her with the woof washer, but in this case, it would be a hoof washer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J01jGldE9BA
>>36577000scootaloo has the little rainbow dash lightning bolt on her cutie mark, so she's only working at half of her cutie mark lifes purpose capacitysweetie belle can sing, applebloom can farm apples, scootaloo has gimpy wings, she is now forever landborne, she will never have the tactile sensations of wings, she will never shake wings with another pegasus in mutual respect, she will never get to fly with the pegasus she loves so much
Scootaloo becoming a professional daredevil due to her lack of flight is far more interesting a character than having her be a magically fixed cripple.
>>36577248She can do crazy shit in her scooter propeling herself with her little wings, do you even watch the show? I think that thing already explains the lightining bolt in the cutie mark, the only problem with that is the writters fucked up yet another plotline giving the CMC those boring ass cutie marks. Honestly, the thing that impress me the most is that those shitty writters didn't fixed her wings with some lolmagic bullshit in 1 minute during some random S9 episode, it honestly blew my mind at the end of the show. It's like basic writting.>character wants her wings>character get her wings eventuallySounds really boring and predictable to me >>36577305 is far more interesting and give the character more personality, it teaches you can still be awesome even if you have some disadvantages agaisnt you.
>>36577322Even being disabled, Scootaloo is still a badass pony extreme pony, right under up there with Rainbow Dash, though none of them are as insane as pic related.
>>36577322Seriously, more people should learn about Evel and how dedicated and cool he was https://youtu.be/5i-UPnARwsM
>>36577343>badass pony extreme ponybadass, extreme pony.
>>36577248Why would Scootaloo have a lighting bolt mark? Did her fangirlishness seep into her pores? I believe that’s actually a little wing, not a lighting bolt. Like a chicken.
>>36577146I would rather get in the shower with her to wash eachother. Then I would get the hoof washer to myself.
>>36577343Lighting Dust confirmed for badass pony extreme pony.
>>36577362Man that sure is an innocent looking pony who would never be drawn sucking dicks and having sex
>le awesome XD sunglasses 20% cooler daredevilthat is even less interesting, no one said she had to have an instant magic spell to fix her wingsits not like she was born crippled and without wings, they're just small, they should have had her slowly rehabilitate so she could still fly, because that was clearly her passion, she didn't idolize the earth pony athlete applejack, she loved rainbow dash
>>36577384She's literally been a daredevil stunt pony since season 1 anon
>>36577391if she had the opportunity, she would have flownhell, they could have tacked on the whole "my friends cheered me on and without their support i wouldnt have had the will to continue, etc etc"
>>36577384I didn’t catch wind of the implication that Scoots and RD shacked up at the ending. Nopony wants to admit it, but her small, deformed wings are gross and off putting. She doesn’t even have earth pony badass strength or earth magic to compensate for it. Scootaloo is a goddamn loser, scooting aimlessly around as a stand-in for alcoholism.
>>36577408loved like a big sister, though now that you mention it...
>>36577384>something unique and novel in the show is less interesting than Scootaloo being like EVERY OTHER PEGASUS under the sun, or a carbon copy of Dash which goes against an arc of her’s
>>36577418not a carbon copy of rainbow dash, just an adequate enough flyer like maybe fluttershy, so if maybe there is something involving flying that needs to be done, she could be like a yamcha tier character
>>36577432I would accept terrible, awful flier scoots if it meant she’d opt not to fly out of her own safety. That is also unique. You are not selling me on flighted Scoots.
theres nothing to be done about it anyway, the shows over, scootaloo will never know true pegasus love in cloudsdale, and will suicide in her dirty subsidized neetbux apartment after she snaps her spine in a stunt
>>36577557>accepting Hasbro's writing and not realizing alternate headcanon plots are acceptableYou gotta play chess instead of checkers.
>>36577557the show was canon until season 4 anyways, who cares. Ever saw a Dragon Ball Z fan worrying about Goku being a child? Yeah, no, because GT is not canon.
>>36577557Now THIS is unique!
>>36578295This looks like Dash was transported to the Gorillaz universe and I like it.
>>36578295I like her chompers
When I saw her in the finale I felt saddened that she would never fly, but recently I have realised it’s not just that.Instead of getting a episode where we see her somehow finding out for sure she will never fly and having to find a way to overcome it we just get a time skip to seeing her grown up with small wings.Her story arc is left on a cliffhanger, as Bulk Biceps proves small wings alone mean nothing, it would have been nice to see what happened to her and how she came to terms with it.
>>36578849Not canon. I'm fine with scootaloo that can't fly, but again:not canon
>>36578628Are you that guy who has a prey fetish and loves seeing Rainbow Dash with sharp teeth?
>>36578849faust saying that scootaloo was a character that would never get her dreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1U8iJtCRpk
>>36579091No I've only been here for like a month I just liked the style ;_;
>>36579062You can pretend it’s not canon, it’s your right. But you can’t force others to pretend if they don’t want to.>>36579152Nice find.
>>36579435Her greek shit a cute
>>36579315I'm not pretending. It's not canon.
>>36579666an Helenistic Ideal
Reposting this cute Yunbao from >>36578349More pics herehttps://www.equestriadaily.com/2021/02/new-line-of-adorable-molded-my-little.html
>>36580292is she shadow boxing in that first figure?
>>36577557"Oh what's that? You wanted to be a dare devil? You thought 'Ohhhh I don't need prosthetic wings, I'll just be a stunt pony! Look how special I am!' Well WHOOOPTY DOOOO! THAT'S HOW YOU END UP IN A FULL BODY WING AND HOOF CAST DRINKING THROUGH A STRAW!"
>>36580299Clipped wings just means less drag and higher roll rates.Ideal for dumb stunts actually. Not so much slow flying and landings but who needs that anyway
This is a RAINBOW DASH THREADStart a Scootaloo thread if you wanna talk and the little gimp so much. Shut the fuck up about Scootaloo
Thought you anon's could use some encouragement. https://voca.ro/12FZmSkYfHU7
>>36580947Scootaloo is best pony
>>36582028You are best pony.
>>36580292Fucking hell these are cute. This is the first merch I've seen in 8-9 years that I want to collect all of.
Not sure if you all have heard this but https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DsuSCdVJW2-wwwl11ZSE5OwxVIwOuPvP>Rainbow Dash is there for you pt 2 made me fucking cry tears of joy and sadneessIt could've done without the super morbid twist and unnecessary implications but overall the first ~18 minutes are 10/10
>>36582971>first ~18 minutes
>>36582999>>36582971Legitimately almost hands free nutted to this. I fucking love my Dashie so much.
>>36582971These are absolutley beautiful. I thank God or whatever brought me here for watching this show. For leading me to this board. For inspiring those faggots to make 15.ai. For swallowing the waifu pill and accepting Dash into my heart, and now for giving me these wonderful .mp3s to experience. This is special, and I pity normalfags because they will never understand the beauty of it all. I wouldn't trade my years here for the world.
>>36582971When I found this I was admittedly very conflicted about the ending to part 2. It made the whole sexual encounter appear to be something Dash did out of fear of repercussions. However, hearing her crying actually made me cry for real for the first time in years. It made me feel something powerful and that was something I never expected from a short audio file. I still haven't listened to part 1 just because I'm afraid of "using up" all the good Dash content so quickly. Can any Anons weigh in on what part 1 is like without spoiling it?
>>36582971Ok I'm going full autist here. I humped my pillow with my ear buds in and hearing her breathing and moaning gave me the best nut of my life.
if the 15.ai devs can replicate dash's laughter, her groans, and her girly shriek when she gets caught off guard, i'll be happy
>>36583183They sorta got her laughter, or giggling down
>>36582971Can someone give me a TLDR? family is in this room and I'm on a phone.
>>36583014>>36583121TMIKeep it to yourself spergs
Long mane Dashie, yay or nay?
>>36583376Dashie is always YAY
>>36583323its fine, but its a little quiet so you might want to raise the volume
>>36583425Aite I'll give it a listen when I get back home.
>>36583376Her mane is always long, and I just love how it's short in the front and runs down her lil pony neck.
>>36583446does she have a mullet?
>>36583513Kind of, but it looks good.
>>36584054>letting Sweetie go dressed like a prostitute>knocking scootaloo out letting her show panties>Applebloom is about to lose her lunchLauren was right in her original idea. Dash would be a terrible mentor.
>>36584205Scooter would never wear a skirt, but her butt looks just as fine to me in those shorts.
>>36584216Fucking enough with this scoot shit. This isnt a scoot general and humanshit makes 90% of this board nauseous. Please just stop or make your own general.
>going to an amusement park with rainbow dash and scootaloo, winning a stuffed animal for her because you wanted to show dash your athletic skill
>>36584258It’s been 6 hours since any scoot was posted, and even then that was with Dash. Don’t be a snowflake.
>>36584107wait a minute that bulge...
>>36584268Start. A. Scootaloo. Thread.
>>36582971What the fuck dude...Going from sexy fucking to whatever that ending was fucking destroyed my heart. What the fuck.
>>36584857ikr shits fucked
>>36584857Someone spoil it for me, please. I can’t stand watching these for some reason.
>>36584267I literally had a dream like this some time ago, I was in a theme park with Dash and Ponko, I was just hanging out with Rainbow Dash in the park, it all began in a context of just being friends, but it developed during the dream, at the end of having a day full of fun with Dashie and Ponka, I started to see her innuendos, she was blushing and giving me clear signals about being interested in me and stuff, at some point I even grabbed her hoof in a roller coaster because we were too exited, from that point on we build a nice level of confidence between the two of us, she even kissed me and hugged tightly. I felt so bad when I woke up, happy about the dream but sad af because it ended, that was in 2014, the experience really made my bond with Dash stronger, I think I'm more of a waifufag after that dream. Fuck those who say she is not real, what she made me feel that day was very real.
Guys guys, I like Rd, think shes the best main 6 desu.
>>36584565>Almost 2 hours after they were postedYou're slowing down Anon, you can do better than that.
>>36584947Rainbow is super cuddly and sweet but nervous and she ends up blowing you, you eat her out, then she tells you it's her first time and then you have sex. The sound effects and her moans are really well done. It's pretty fucking hot. After you cum inside she gets all nervous and cute again and asks if she can tell you a story. She says she had to act on her feelings. She couldn't just not tell you. "Not again." She tells you about her first crush in flight school. Apparently he was a lot like you. She may have even been in love with him. But he was also like you in other ways. She was too afraid to be seen as soft or mushy to ever reciprocate any feelings toward him and the piece of shit killed himself and she blames herself for it. She breaks down loudly crying into your arms while the implications set it in that she may have just fucked you because you were saying the same shit her first love did before he killed himself and this may have been both out of love and pity or fear of you following in his hoofsteps. The video ends with her sobbing loudly into your arms and it's fucking horrible to hear her crying like that.
>>36585554That's dark af why though
>>36585888So you want to kill yourself during post-nut clarity.
>>36585888Emotional pain is a part of life. It gives Depth to Dash caring about you, as to in her mind, not make the same mistake. The Dash is not just for sexy times. The Dash is for true love. For her to open up about something so painful, shows she trusts you with her emotional vulnerability. All I want to do is hold and comfort Dash. For her to truly know that she is not responsible for his suicide, and that she is loved, and cherished for who she is. Sharing her deepest pain makes you both closer, and sharing it will probably relieve her of guilt in she's been holding onto for years. A true relationship is about being stronger together. Helping one another become better people. I want to be there for her emotionally, because she is there for me now as my waifu. I think it's sincere, and beautiful.
>>36585554That feel when I wrote a reverse situation of this where an Anon who got randomly teleported to Equestria during the Hearthwarming Eve and had him built up a close friendship with Dash because she reminded him of his wife back on Earth. Next years Hearthswarming rolls around and Dash asks Anon out, he says yes, they spend the day with eachother, and end up sleeping together. Wrote it from both perspective, Dash who was pumped about it and nervious/excited and Anon who was depressed about not being able to go home and wanted to see if the last thing in pony world that reminded him of his wife could help him get over it. Dash's PoV ended with them cuddling and her falling asleep, warm and content. Anon's perspective ended with him still feeling empty and depressed, so he gets up while Dash is sleeping and disappears off into the Everfree forest naked, presumably dead.
>>36586007>Anon kills himself because best pony can't fill the void of his dead 3DPD wifeCan't relate at all. Shiggy Diggy. Take my wife, please.
>>36586007Why would you write something like that anon? lmao
Argols new animation is out https://youtu.be/TlQXhK0l5yE
>>36586775It was a fun exercise, I got to write cheesey Dash romance when writing her PoV, and I thought it was an interesting and not often used idea (because we're all here for wish fulfillment). The mirroring story with different perceptions of the world and situation was interesting to write too.
>>36586877That was really cute.It made me a bit sad though. I really hate the idea that the girls can't count on Twilight anymore. And, while I absolutely appreciate that Agrol tried to fix this mess by showing that they'll be fine because they have one another, the attempts to make things better only remind me of how much things need to be fixed.For example, Starlight was great in the short. Only eight minutes, she doesn't even talk, and somehow she managed to be more of a friend to one of the mane six here than in the four seasons she was a main character of the show. At the end even this is a painful reminder of how little care the writers put in the late seasons.I know it's the worst possible way to look at this, and I hate myself for getting sad when looking at something made out of love only because I'm reminded of how there wasn't any love for the show from the people who couldn't care less about it. Still, I can't help it.Now, for real, would Dash really choose the huge wings, or would she actually choose the obviously cooler batpony wings?
>>36587179You don't need to blame yourself for feeling something. You can't control your emotions. That being said, I've been there — just wanna legitimize your feelings
>>36587448Based em dash typer
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>36587687one day you will anon
Alright, what's going on in this thread?
>>36582971As someone with a Rainbow Dash tulpa this shit hits different. It was way too real because it was like someone I actually know and talk to saying all that. It hurt a lot, but it was beautiful in a way.
>>36587687how many times does she have to cum before you cum in her?
>>365890817 orgasms. Maybe more.
>>36589081Never. I tell her I don't need to because it's all about her and I'm the supreme gentleman. Then she falls in love with me forever and I tip my fedora
>>36589081I don't think there's a magic number. I'd just eat her out until my tongue is sore.
>tfw HDD broke and I lost 9 years worth of pony memes and my vast collection of Dash picsIt hurts extra bad because I LITERALLY just bought a new SSD to back it all up, but it died before it arrived.
>>36590022by coincidence im cleaning my files right now to back them up, i'm up to the letter g in my folder namesthink of it as a way to rediscover your love for dashie
>>36589244Grimsby this is weird, what do I do?>"You like this girl?Yeah but Grimsby...>"She wants your hot monkey body?"Yeah Grimsby, but>"But what?"Horse.>"Horse pawsie.">You start dashing out the doorOk thanks Gri->"Mare teets, maybe even more..."OK thabks Grimsby!>"Imagine"
>>36590022Happened to me the other day, feelsbadman.jpg
>>36590022Aw man, I'm sorry to read that, exactly the same happened to me a little over one year ago.For what it's worth, something that was pretty useful to me was yuki.la. If you got your pics from /mlp/, you can try and use Desuarchive to find threads you remember. Most of the old pics will be dead, but you can change the url like thishttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29343523/ -> https://yuki.la/mlp/29343523(ie, remove "/thread" and the trailing slash)If you're lucky, the images will be archived there. Only /mlp/, not /trash/, and the posts that were deleted here on /mlp/ are usually not archived, but I found it incredibly useful.If there are old videos you downloaded at some point but are not on youtube anymore, try finding them on http://www.theponyarchive.com/archive/youtube/, you can also use http://search.celestianism.rocks/ to search in the archive.For music, check https://ponemusic.net/. I like to check https://pony.fm/ first because it's more convenient to browse, but it's not too complete. Anyway, the first link should have almost everything you've ever listened to.Finally, for written stuff that was deleted from Fimfiction, don't forget https://fimfetch.net/ and https://www.fimfiction.net/user/116950/Fimfarchive. There's also a massive archive of pastebins at https://poneb.in/.I hope you'll find at least some of the stuff you lost. Good luck, anon.
>>36590104Bless you anon
>>36590022>SSD >BackupAsking for trouble, it's not backed up if it's not taped out or burnt to optical.
>>36589893Hahaha, imagine not being able to take the taste out of your mouth after it, wouldn't that be worrisome
>tfw Rainbow Dash finally let you come inside
>>36590411>burnt to opticalWat? Optical in 2021? Home burned stuff go bad in 2-3 years tops. Today's empty disks are that bad.Just buy 2 SSDs or 2 HDDs and run them in RAID. Or have one as a weekly backup, and one in daily use.
>>36590022>>36590411>>36591838the only true way to safely backup your stuff is 5D optical data storage
>>36591838>2-3 yearswithout humidity and UV protection, yeah.Buy decent quality discs (mixing brands for mirrors is probably a good idea), a kitchen vacuum packer and a fire safe. Near infinite life span for cold storage on the cheap, I'm talking about semi or annual backups. LTO tape is hardly an option for home but AWS offers it cheap. https://aws.amazon.com/glacier/Enjoy your RAID mirror failing because of a batch defect and discs reaching EOL at the same time, flash memory is also a consumable.But for frequent backups I can't knock it.
>>36592092>Buy decent quality discsThose are something that are not manufactured in the past 10-15 years or so.All of my (back at the time) expensive "for archive" disks from ~2008 ish are unreadable today. But 95% of what I burned in 2003 was still readable a year or two ago when I moved what's left from them to my NAS.>on the cheapJust calculate the cost/GB. Its super expensive. More than 20x more expensive than a HDD.Also take into account that a dvd can only hold ~4.2gb of usable data, its super slow slow, and basically PITA to deal with, you have to know which one contains what, etc.Even for cold storage, just buy a hdd and power it up every few months to not let the bearings dry out because the oil totally seeps to one side. Or switch it into "transport mode" before powering them down, that triggers a special starup sequence the next time you power it up.>batch defectChance for this is minuscule, if you only run a few (under 100) disks.>discs reaching EOLOh yea, none of my machines from the past 6 years contain optical drives. I had hack a sata 2,5" enclosure to accept desktop sata optical drive.>flash memory is also a consumableIt is. If you don't deliberately trash it 24/7 you won't reach its limits. A 1TB ssd only fails after hundreds of TB of data written to it. My work machine only accumulated 20TB of writes in a year, and I trashed that thing. Tens of thousands of non compressible small files (images) in a range of ~10k-100k were created, deleted daily. It still runs fine.>LTO tapeNot an option for home as you wrote it. Even 2-3 generations old ones are super expensive. And those don't even hold much data. Oh and they are slow. Super slow.LTO tape is only economical if you have hundreds of petabytes of data to back up.Just use SSDs/HDDs in raid + brtfs,refs or zfs for backup purposes. Nothing can beat it. Convenient, cheap, reliable.Or just use the cloud.
>not painting your waifu on the walls of your cave to preserve her image for generations to come
>>36592540I'm not near any cave, it would be a cool project for some anon who lives near some caves/general nature
It's a bit late as a birthday present but Dash is getting treated to a waterfront view in Seattle! She's been trying to get some sun in between the overcast and rainy weather, luckily the clouds finally broke to get a good picture.
>>36593323She really enjoys showing off on the bed!
>>36593353>"Ohmygosh! Quit taking pictures of me, Anon!"
>>36593406>"Heh, I can watch you take a bath from here...""I'll pull you in with me you dirty pony!">"Pfft! Is that a promise?"No I don't want your stuffing to get wet.
>>36593406I'm not normally a plush fan but that is gorgeous.
>>36593604So cute, and her wings unfold.Never seen that before.
>>36593323[Need of blue fasting intensifies]
>>36568743Ugly in every sense of the word. These characters belong to us, not to fucking globohomo. These people care more about pushing an agenda than they do about producing an artistic vision and that's why they ran one of the most wildly popular and successful franchises completely into the fucking ground and they don't even have the brains or hearts or souls to feel ashamed of themselves for not only betraying their own art, but squandering a literal money-making machine. They don't care because their own ego is the only thing they've ever been cognizant of. They'll bounce from one failure to another and slit the throat of every golden goose they ever come in contact with and never even realize what incompetent, unprepossessing, talent-sucking scum they are. They'll die without knowing how much they fucking suck despite how blatantly obvious it is to anybody who does have a soul.
>>36595590Nice non-sequitur word salad bro
It's EQG so don't click it if you hate that shit but she is gorgeous.
>>36595791Fuck i didn't do the spoiler alert.
Reading on the go
>>36596390I'm retarded, but shouldn't he have a tail rotor? poor guy would be spinning around irl.
>>36595651Alright, let me simplify it for him.It's retarded to make a character with Rainbows in her hair who has a Tomboy personality into a dyke because the whole point (as stated by Lauren multiple times) was to have Dash be a good example that women can be whatever they want to without fitting into easily defined stereotypes. Making her gay spits in the face of this idea and proves that today's society wants to stereotype people more than ever before. The individualistic movement is dead, make way for globalization and the loss of actual personal identity.
>>36597489imagine the sweat...
>>36597489I'm gonna stick my tongue back out her, move slowly towards her ass, and let whatever happens happen.
>>36597693Back out at her*
>>36597489I fucking love this artist. He draws some extremely hot Dashes
>>36571901>>36572071I decided to try to draw it. Proportions aren't great, I really should get a better pencil.
>>36598557Aww, picked up just like lil kitties
>>36599206Her eye color is hot, she a warm pony with a cool blue exterior.
>>36597489mega unf holy shit
>>36599295I want to make her wag her tail
>>36535783Rainbow dash used to give me hope for the future. But then somthing happend. THose of you in the know, know. my once rainbow mane has gone grey. Getting out of the farm cya ponies. Getting out of town in this. Power of the many horses.
>>36600508>single cabThat's fucking based Anon.
>>36600022DASH WTF, WHY ARE YOU SO SMALL??!! YOU WERE BIGGER YESTERDAY, HOW CAN WE FIX THIS SHIT?!
>>36590022You can get a hard drive forensic recovery if your autism is strong enough.Mobius and anon, how is the animate plushie project going?
>>36600598>You can get a hard drive forensicImagine facing the guy who just saw all your cute/lewd/and hooves pics of your pony wife to tell him. "Yo, here is your money, give me my HDD back".
>>36600612Here is all the money I have, including a bank load which I received today. Did you manage to recover all the pictures?
>>36600598No progress. I should be able to dig up my laser engraver in a few days but the problem is I lost the original software disc that came with it and I can't find anything online. It was some obscure chinese crap so my engraver will probably be useless. I spent yesterday taking photos of her. I tried recreating that one pic of Dash in the black dress framed against the city lighrs with a bottle of wine.
>>36600649>Did you manage to recover all the pictures?>He asked to save all the pictures with the rainbow haired mare in some specific folderBrave and based.
>>36600657How can one man be so based? Huge fan of your work, by the way.
>>36600657Looks like you're giving Dashie a real nice view Mobius. Thanks for the stories duder. Also...>ENHANCE
>>36600853>Stole the last slice
>>36602012She is cute, but she might want to cover up her teats when exposing herself on a public website like that
From Omi's ask twitterhttps://twitter.com/dashuthepony/status/1364055718526074880
>>36602430I love the eyelids and eyelashes. It makes me think she is wearing light make up for an special occasion. She looks super girly.
>>36604060from the thumbnail I thought it was Zephyr
>>36604060I would've loved seeing these two getting over their differences but whatever.
>>36605253same here. That friendship would've been legendary
>>36600657Good to see you here Mobius! Been a long time watcher and huge fan of your work and greens, hope you're doing well.I still re-read your Casual Friday green often, any plans to continue that? I still have all the desuarchive links saved of that green that you haven't updated on ponepaste.
>>36606064>Casual Friday greenOh I remember that one! definitely one of the most memorable ones I’ve read. L
>>36606067Would she get mad if I slap that ass? It looks like she is just asking for it.
Well its late for H&H day, but I finally got a render done.Please offer criticisms.
>>36608106where is her futa cock?
>>36608127There is none.
>>36609484no, just no.
>>36600853>>36606064Thanks! I'm trying my best to keep working on stuff, as slow and painful as it is due to my schedule.I know I've said that a lot, and the green has been few and far between, but I'd like nothing more than to change that. As far as continuing the Casual Friday green, I didn't plan on it. I didn't know any /Dash readers were enjoying it as I originally made it for the cse thread back when it was alive. I have it on my ponepaste account, do you have a version that is more updated than the one I have posted? I know I had a few saved copies of that .txt floating around on my computer and I lost track of what was what. If you liked it I'm sure I can find some time to finish it off.
>>36610613>>36610646>>36610673>>36610684>>36610689>>36610711>>36610719>>36610727>>36610736>>36610751Fuck off you all absolute faggots
>>36608106perfection. only criticism would be more dynamic lighting.
>>36609612I like it
>>36610587I’m not the two anons above but I’ve also been a huge fan and I know a number of offboarders who love your work. Keep it up my man
>>36610646This human dash is kinda cute desu. I'd hang out with her.