Pinkie Pie Thread: Pinkie New Year EditionPrevious Thread: >>36304958
2021 is going to be my year boys.
Rare Ponk Fact #8: When a TOP (thread of ponk) dies, another one is born and takes its place.
>>36349319It's important to get TOPped every day.
>>36349491This isn't a Rarity thread.
Please return to ponies. Please let this not turn into another non-pony shitfest. I beg you.
>>36349505imagine all the fun things Anon could do with 2 ponk.
>>36349435I'd let it happen.
>>36349435God I want to blow him so bad
>>36349165YEAR OF THE PINKIE
>>36348808What is she plotting?
>>36349505I'd like to share a lollypop with pinkie
>>36349505so, the only EqGs that should be posted in their waifu threads are>ponk>sunset>twilight>starlightsince they're the actual ponies just in a different body, rather than being a whole separate character
>last pink thread died before 200 posts>WHAAAT Nonny how could you?!
>>36351731I'm sorry Ponk. I failed you.
>>36351731Told ya I was banned and couldn’t bump the thread
>>36351731Too busy rewriting a 40k word Pank ficSorry wifey
>>36351731I'm so sorry, please don't beat me with the stick>She pulls out the stick and prepares to strikePinkie no, not in the face!>*WHACK*See, this is what happens when the thread dies pre-500 posts; beatings happen.
>>36351864Anon deserves it.
what is she dancing to?
>>36352464Wide Putin music
>>36351032>the state of isneighal shall crumble beneath my hooves!Pinkie, no!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6EUopmzj1s&t=1m57sReminder: Pinkie canonically says "willy" (also press F for Maudfags)
How many pinkies are too much pinkie?
>>36353082Anon. You have to eat all the Pies.
>>36353548God they would be terrifying during estrus season. Especially if you're none the wiser, wondering why Ponyville is so quiet.Only to see a swarm of them to come out from hiding.
>12/32/20The ride will never end will it /pnk/?
>>36353684Why are you posting this in every thread?
>Wow Anon, you have a reeeeeeeeeally small weenie.>It's OK though, you have hands.
>>36353079Timestamp didn’t work, lord almighty this episode’s shit. But yeah, good finding. She’s canonically pissed AND said “willy”.
>>36354162There's certain things I hate about what they did to our girl I'm sure you can guess which, but those are two things I absolutely love.
>>363541821) Made her autistic?2) Gave her a thing for small guys?
>>36354193I was mainly referring to how we got straight-up cucked in the finale, desu.
>I am the bone of my soiree>UNLIMITED PONK WORKS
>>36355191what did he mean by this?
Ponko was my first wax pony sculpt
>>36355336Crap, I usually only lurk. Why are my images always rotated?
>>36355383>I usually only lurk.And you're out here making sculptures. Shame you don't want to share. You deserve your sideways purgatory.
>>36355401Well if I’m going to suffer in sideways purgatory I may as well share the suffering. Behold, ponk sculpture tail surgery!
>>36355383You’re really phoning it in, aren’t you?
>>36355475I was not expecting that to be hollow.
>>36355522It’s not hollow. It’s red wax. Look at the pink watermelon I carved out of the back still stuck to the tool.
>>36355559Oh I get it now. The different shade of wax was throwing me off.Very cool. You should make a thread and share all your work.
>>36355581I need to figure out how to consistently upload images in their correct orientation before I start making threads. This is day one of me actually interacting on this site. Besides, I’ve only made about 6 ponies
>>36355293I’m determined to defeat Weird Al. Not just for me, but for the many others he decided to step on without second thought nor regard for consequences. Hasbromight be turning a blind eye to it but if it’s the last thing I do I’ll make them see their mistake.You’ll see much more of me in the future dear anon
>>36355732Weird Al took our waifu and Hasbro paid him for his "service". He won. But joke's on him, because of >>36355191
>>36355336>>36355475>>36355559>>36355718That's a beautiful Panko anon!
>>36356009Are you the same board invader making the occasional "pink horse is the worst pony lol" thread and posts? Not even the worst waifufag acts this way towards anons who waifu Ponk. Pinkie Pie is a pony of pure love and friendship. You are just a foreign invader trying to divide /mlp/.
Theoretically, can piracy be a party?
>>36356943par·ty | \ ˈpär-tē \plural partiesDefinition of party (Entry 1 of 2)3: a person or group participating in an action or affair
>>36356943Piracy is no partyYou can’t take 40 cakes and eat them too, that’s terrible
>>36358017>Pinkie Pie in Twilight's bedBased
>>36358337Very hot. It's a shame Twilight didn't seem to like it.
>>36358106What an adorable little pony. I want to put my penis in her.
Rare Ponk Fact #9: The most used word in the ponk’s vocabulary is “surprise”, she tends to exclaim it to unsuspecting ponis after hiding in secret.
>>36359193I wonder if that is a remnant of her originally being surprise the Pegasus>SURPRISE!>Hi, my name is surprise and I threw this party just for you>were you surprised? were ya? were ya?
>>36356095Guess the hate bait moved on to Ponk now
>>36358706bros down bad
>>36358706Did...did Pinkie just admit that pony stew is delicious?
Pinkie pie is watching youhttps://youtu.be/AOEM9-80-sA
>when you die, there will be no heaven>Equestria doesn't exist after death>when you close your eyes and open them again, all you will see is a blank white expanse stretching out to infinity>there is nothing in the afterlife except you, this single pony, and all of eternity
Wakey wakey nonny!
>>36361853But I can’t escape this crazy nightmare I’m having, of a world without you.
>>36351729Aparently so. I just glanced at the Flutterfag thread they're so butt-blasted at the like 2 EqG posts they think they can report them and are acting like you posted pony outside of /mlp/
>>36363228Why do people have to be so divided? Can’t we all just get along?
>>36363249Fuck the EQGfags. They should stay in their own threads.
>>36363258>>36363535Both of you fuck off. Stop trying to introduce your drama bullshit into /pnk/ nobody else here cares.
I just wish Pinkie was real to make the pain go away. :(
>FUN FUN FUN FUN FUNFUN FUN FUN FUN FUNUNFUNFUNFUNFUN
Rare Ponk Fact #10: There’s a 1 in 7.8 billion chance that you can make the exact same sounds as a ponk, and if you can you’re an amazing human being.
Who is Ponk's best friend? There must be one.
>>36365232I pair up the mane 6 like this:>AJ & Rrainbow>Fluttershy & Rarity>Pinkie & Twilight
Please don't leave me out here alone, nonners...
>>36365234no way fag, I'm busy.
Hello ponkfrens, drawfag from the flutter thread here. Have a draw I did with ponk who made a cake for flutters.
>>36367940Cute, I love it!
>>36367940Sweet. I like Pinkie's belly button. And the chest fluff.
>>36367940What a couple of great friends.
The Pank must flow
>>36370614Why is Ponk so passionate and sexual?
>>36372115>ponkle finds anon's used cum socks
>>36371547just look at all the other mares in her family
>>36372965>the first fucking she does is put them onOf course.
Rare Ponk Fact #11: When preparing for a holiday or competitive event, the ponk will sometimes do its hair up into pigtails, to prove to surrounding poners that she means serious business.
>>36373321I love Ponk's pigtailsI want to smooch each tail
>Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie >3 ft tall, weighs a fucking ton>ponies beware, ponies beware>she's coming she's coming she's coming
This guy knows what's good >>36373479
>>36373598I knew I shouldn't have let her watch Evangelion
>>36373660It's okay I let her watch some Bojack.
ACTIVATING SUPER PONKY PINK PIE MODE
I love her!
Pinkie is one cold motherbucker.
>>36377415Time to warm her up.
>>36377776I'll take all her stock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDWcsfCunOkUnderrated bit here. Remember when Andrea could talk really fast without sounding like she’s passing a kidney stone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wHKtJ8k9Yg
>>36363228I'm pretty sure like 90% of that is coming from >>36363258 and that one Faustfag who doesn't know how to use capital letters. They got pissed that other people didn't hate everything they hate, so now they're searching every thread for traces of EQG to bitch about so they can make it look like there's actual demand to ban it. Before the last few weeks, there was very little complaining about the occasional EQG/humanized post- the spike in it came right after that one Rarity thread the hoovesfag loves to bring up that got "invaded".Anyway, Pinkie threads are really not the place for such elitism.
>>36378417Ponyfag first. Believing the two to be mutually exclusive is your problem, not mine.When you write "stop liking what I don't like" into the rules, websites fucking die.
>>36378403Pinkie is for hugs and kisses.
>>36379423Thumbnail almost looked like Frankie Foster on acid. Don’t know why that came to mind, Foster’s was fucking garbage.
>>36379455It was a decent show. The only thing I remember was Max going on a sugar rush in that party episode.
>>36379455My god. Someone who agrees with me. Fosters had nice art and animation, but was complete shit otherwise. Lauren really outshines her husband with based ponies.
Rare Ponk Fact #12: Once hooked, fully grown ponks may require up to 2 gallons of cider per day!
>>36379703I think that was a newspaper headline the day after FiM debuted.>Animator BTFO’s Husband With Based Ponies
>>36381485>a very tired man cucked from the industry by his own wife, more at 11
Take this Ponk I drew in about 45 seconds.
>>36383875>doomed to scream for an eternity because anon drew you that way
>>36383875Thanks. What do I do with it?
>>36384103Harness her energy and create something almost as beautiful as she is.
>>36385085Egad, a talking chess piece!
>>36383261cute my friend
>>36379507are you ok my friend?!
>>36388334Indians, mai frend.
>>36388334i was say "you ok my friend?! " because she say ouch my friends
Does /pnk/ ship Plenk with anypony in the show?
>>36389511Do we look like cucks to you?
>>36356943Yeah, see Luffy's crew, they're always merry when not fighting
>>36389511Twipie maybe, if I wanted an interesting threesome, but all it took was 22 minutes for that cute term to be ruined.
>>36390361>twilight is a hypocrite who considers herself beyond the lawNo shit. Why do people like this lame pony again?
>>36392271Before everyone who cared about the Mane 6 left in S5, Twilight was a strong main character- booksmart and determined, but could be sassy sometimes. After becoming princess of friendship, her sass turned into arrogance and her former hobbies became meaningless obsessions.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqSbo_arxUU
>>36391803i must hug her my friends
>>36395599>pictured: Zecora casually glances at Pinkie Pie's tourette's syndrome
>>36396881Tourette's Syndrome =/= Coprolalia. Tourette's Syndrome may accompany Coprolalia, but they're not necessarily joined at the hip.
>>36397409>Coprolalia>hmm seems like it means "shit mouth">mfw it does
Rare Ponk Fact #14: A ponk has stolen the 13th fact! Ponkologists around the globe are trying to track her down and retrieve it.
>>36392768Not to turn this into a "shit on purple horse" discussion, but I never saw the appeal even from the very first episode. Pre-MMC Twilight was an alright pony but ultimately bland and two dimensional. "I like books!" and "I like to read a lot!" does not a character make. It didn't help that she rarely applied her studies, other than to study Ponk, and chose to use "studying" as an excuse to not get off her ass and actually learn new things. She is the specialized insect to Ponk's swiss army jack of trades. They're truly polar opposites. That might be why I only enjoy Twilight when she's bouncing off Plinkie.
>>36397587It's when you have a mental compulsion to swear incessantly. It's often mistaken for Tourette's Syndrome. It's not, though it can sometimes accompany it. It can also accompany schizophrenia and other mental problems, but it's usually attributed to Tourette's Syndrome because that's how it's presented to the mainstream. Most people with Tourette's Syndrome just have a lot of tics. It's fucking annoying, though sometimes you grow out of it.
Breaking News: We caught the Ponk who stole Rare Ponk Fact #13: It was your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.
>>36399375ok my friend?
What a horrid little ponk. She is not welcome here with her sisters.
>>36399375>>36401158Shit, that wasn’t the fact! She’s bamboozled us, and now she’s getting away!
>>36401465Off to make new facts.
>>36401582That's just another way of saying history revisionism.
>>36404186>he actually saged a mane6 generalThanks for confirming you're invading Ponk's thread and don't actually care about pony.
CUTE AND FUNNY
>>36404186>no straight>just faggot
Look at this Pinkie.
>>36404918>b& dodgingThe audacity of this nigga.
>>36405007He will keep going because his mind is just "ME ME ME ME EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LISTEN TO MEEE" on loop. No wonder he hates the most selfless and best pony so much.
>>36405181More or less.
Uh oh boyos you made Pachinka mad.
>>36405935Pachinka make ME mad!
>>36404481It is a good Pinkie-good posture-happy to see you8 out of 10>>36406413This one could be better-stands on hind legs like a diamond dog-has some rubbish in her mouth3 out of 10, give her the Sunday edition
>>36404331cute and funny ponk
>off to commit crimesTop cunt is a bad influence on our dear sweet Plinko.
>>36407693Ah, but you see. Plinko is the mole. She’s got a camera in her mane, filming Dashie’s reprehensible behaviours, and will call us so we can prevent 9/12.
>>36408096>"it's still you">mirror pink has a much wider manic smile>real pink has tiny smile
drawthread says hi
>>36409354Hey that's cute!Well, it's hard for Pinkie to not be cute. But even so.
>>36409354Ah, good ol' Drinkie Pie. My favorite pony.
>>36410116>Free falling starts playing
>>36410217Is that Sora & Ponka?
>>36410217>"and away we go!">holds her backSora was always a fag.
Finally my ban expired
>>36411957What did you get it for, Anon?
>>36412228Posting a ponk off board
>>36412294!?! Can’t they read?
>>36412294>Posting a ponk off boardBased
>>36409354someone colored it>>36412799
>>36413787wtf I love blacks now?
>>36412294Sometimes I wonder if posting an innocent looking or obscure >nohooves scene will flag a ban or not, like pic related (but not Ponk related).
>>36413869Anything tangentially connected to MLP is subject to global rule 15. That’s why TFH is still here instead of in a /vg/ thread.
>>36413896Yes yes, good point anon, good point anon. However! To file a ban the jannies would need to realize it's ponies content first. Would they know that Sunset or this Ponk ape is actually pony? She's even eating some sort of Steven Universe food :)
>>36414031Maybe the jannies won’t, but someone inevitably will, and they’ll report it because faggotry.
>>36414045>Miss Finster, Miss Finster! Anon posted a human with pony hair!
Rare Ponk Fact #16: We don’t talk about fact 15.
Hello sir may I take your order?
>>36414965Can I have some pretty pink pony pussy, please?
>>36415051Silly nonny! That's the complimentary dessert.
>>36413869The M6s designs are all too recognizable, even in animu form. You might be able to get away with posting some irrelevant side character like Sunset or Starlight though.
Stop. Ponka Time.
>>36417401aww, what a good boy
>>36417401A baby alligator might seem like a weird idea for a pet...but then they grow up. <3
>>36417401>his teeth still aren't grown inF
>>36417475Maybe Ponk got a dwarf variety? Some gators have a max size of just a few meters, sometimes smaller.
>>36419632more than a chickun to me
When you open a cupcake wrapper
>>36420436Who here used to eat the cupcake wrapper when they were little?
>>36420436>when you're just about to get into the showerPonk. Privacy, please.
>>36420439I also used to eat ants. The formic acid in some species made them tangy.
>>36423804where’s she going?
>>36425098Brazil. I get a hunch she’ll like it there.
Hey Ponkfags! I’m thinking of running a waifu stream for /mlp/con with little blocks dedicated to each of the mane six. I want to start planning it early so I know how long it will take, and I thought I’d come here to ask about which episode would be best to stream. I made a poll of episodes from Seasons 1-4 which primarily feature Pinkie. (For the other characters I limited it to 1-3, but I figured people would suggest the S4 episodes anyway) Please vote for your favorite, and if there’s one from a later season you really think would be worth streaming instead, just let me know. For time reasons I’ll only be able to stream one.https://strawpoll.com/sp3ajrxfj
>>36365241Early show really hinted at this and they do get a moment in the moviePlus pinkie is twilight's first real friend outside of spike
>>36426580The movie was practically a giant twipie shipping fanfiction, with some plot and guest characters thrown in.
>>36426261I feel like Odd Alex kinda hogs the spotlight in Pinkie Pride for it to be shown when it's supposed to be about Pinkie.
>>36427396The point is that while Peculiar Alexander is a show-off, Pinko is not only an equally good entertainer, but had a great influence on his job, and the party culture in Ponyville.
>talks about the forbidden one
>>36429521>the forbidden one
Day 465 since last Pinky sighting. I think I’m going mad. The world has collapsed since she vanished.
How does Pinkie keep losing bits like this? What could she be buying?
>>36428473He literally would not be a party pony if it wasn't for Pinkie. He owes his entire career and his gag factory business to her. Pinkie Pie: Progenitor of Parties.
I dunno if anyone else really cares, but I managed to track down the JunkAnon green by RiggeyRag and reuploaded it to Ponepaste. Happy readings and many Ponks.https://ponepaste.org/3672
>>36355718Tip: arbitrarily slightly crop image then rotate the right way. Fixes sideways issue upon posting