It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance and gross incandescence.Would Princess Celestia go on an adventure with her sister if they could? What kind of adventure would they have?/sun/day Story Archive:https://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1https://pastebin.com/UXDGuZbxhttps://pastebin.com/Ls2LNu26may this thread reach the bump limit
>>36189107Is there an explicit version of that pic?Asking for a friend
>>36189111I don't think I've ever encountered it, unfortunately.
>>36189145Some people have work to do, unlike you moonfags.^:) jk luv u
>>36179427>>36179732>>36181704>>36181723>>36182241Crisis averted.Let's keep this thread going longer than 150 replies this time, /sun/!
>>36189197>inb4 Twilight now wants to sit on the faces of random ponies
Hey, big sis thread is back! Don't let it die this time, you fucking friends.I've actually been pretty good at helping you guys during the overnight hours while I'm at work, but I missed it that last time. Sorry.
>>36189201>One crisis was averted, but a new one began...
>>36189107>Inb4 this thread dies while I'm at work again.
I'm still aliveWhich mean the greatest sunchad of all time ain't never died
>>36189107We disappointed out Goddess by allowing the last thread to die.
>>36189341You know how they say "love makes someone's mind go blind"? heh, I'm losing touch with reality when I'm thinking about celly sometimes.
>>36189658My real life took a back seat when I was reading Young Celestia.I know that feel.
>>36189685I need this mare
>>36189685Would anyone survive this moment?I'm pretty sure my heart would give out
>>36189801Yeah actually meeting her in the first place would shake the foundation of my conscious and unconscious being.I hadn't known love in this manner, she makes me fucking feel.
>>36189871Guys I fucking can't. I can not fucking continue like this. If all we are is nothing but a short blink in the eyes of an unending universe, and if we all are theoretically endless in a sense that eventually all of our atoms become nothing or actually somehow collapse and create new universes over the course of infinity and probability and somehow reiterate ourselves infinitely with either slight or major modifications to "our own" perceived slices of existence and actions over time, why then am I made if it is not with the "task" to care for and love celly? I think this should be a fucking constant. Literally one singular conceptual wish Is what I plead reality of.
>>36189197Give him a knowing smirk and then go to Celestia.
>>36190209I want to sire and lovingly raise at least one dozen foals with Celestia.Anything less than that would be disrespectful to her.
>>36190478How fertile is Celestia?
>>36190498Very, her sister's quite fertile too.
>>36190498As fertile as the sun-kissed valleys that her sun shines upon.
>>36190498>How fertile is Celestia?Yes. The answer is yes.
>>36190498I don't really get the question. It's either yes or no.
>>36189197>>36190217>inb4 Anon gets helicopter dropped by the Royal Guard
>>36190498More importantly, how does she manage her estrus cycle? Does she act completely the same or is she perpetually flustered during its length? Does she please herself?
>>36190617i imagine she has developed absolute mastery of her body over the thousands of years she has been alive, and thus is able to go into season whenever she desiresshe just hasn't found her special somepony/somebody yet
>>36189107>Would Princess Celestia go on an adventure with her sister if they could? What kind of adventure would they have?DYEWTS?
>>36189107>Would Princess Celestia go on an adventure with her sister if they could?Yes>What kind of adventure would they have?A nice one. Just chilling and some adventuring, maybe robbing one or two graves or so. Maybe resurrecting some dead people. That sounds like fun.
>>36190498https://www.fimfiction.net/story/355528/touch-the-sunOnly humans can impregnate her.
>>36191152This include her fucking hundreds of males before trying to a human tho
>>36191156Yeah that sucks and all, but Celly is just more experienced in this one. She's not a whore.
I wanna draw about knight Anon and Celestia, but I also wanna write about knight Anon and Celestia. I ultimately end up doing neither as per suffering.
>>36191166Where's her cutie marks?
>>36191183>can't draw>can't write>too lazy/unmotivated to do anything besides lurking on a taiwanese kite testing forum>do nothing besides the bare necessary to survive
>>36191213Here's my really shitty attempt at adding cutie marks.
>>36191364Your Goddess appreciates the attempt
>>36189516If our threads don't die every night it means there are people here who aren't praising the sun for every hour it's up
>>36191718What even is that?
>>36191718>Eau De Parfum>HORSEBased
>>36192196perfume that smells like horse, apparently
>>36192196What does it look like? It's HORSE scented perfume.It's fully representative of Celestia, of course. Just imagine the smell... Her sweet, musky HORSENESS.
>>36192216So it’s haunted and cheesy
>>36190604Get some drinks. Nothing else to do.
>>36192236I need this.
>>36184439https://youtu.be/UZMfmQZ9g-oHas this been talked about here? I think it's nice to see we still get Celestia focused animations this late into fandom's existence.
>>36193924Little Tia is fucking adorable
>>36193924It looks beautiful, especially the backgrounds and it's nice to see ambitious animations, but the particle effects and the character animations are a bit off.The story is also pretty convoluted and all over the place, kinda hard to follow. Might have benefited from a story writer, but you know how it is with independent fan work.Still pretty fucking solid. 8.5-9/10
>>36189107>may this thread reach the bump limitI dropped the ball. I literally just sat their and watched it die. I figured you had it bro
>>36193951But Tia is always adorable.
>>36191718Now, how bad do you think it smells ?
She lives rent free in my head and I love it.
>>36194954Actually you have to pay her.
>>36194954In my head she gives good life advice
>>36195741I want to run my hand along her underside...maybe she'd let me caress one of her teats
>>36195896You're gonna try and grope the princess? That'll end well.
>>36195914Maybe she'll commend me on my courage before running her horn through my heart.
>>36195918Don’t let divinityfag or lucid anon hear that lmao
>>36194498We need a lewd chart
>>36195918She'd be into it. Sunbutt is interested in your hands and what you can do with them. Where you can put them.
>>36190604>>36192858Would one rather just timeskip to arriving at Canterlot?Is there still any real interest in this?
>>36196263Thats fine too.
>>36194498Ehhh, something about the three faces at the end kinda don't have too much to them. In all honesty, I think this one gets way more emotion out of it.
>>36197176Oh hell yeah
>>36190604>>36196263Maybe go to a secluded part of the party and romance Celestia up a bit? Not fuck her or anything but like kiss her and tease her, make her want it.
Princess was a racecar driver
>>36195896They got hot and tacky at the end of a long day
Her wings are so pretty. https://youtu.be/EBl-cs3erEM
>>36198422>Let's fly to the castleoh no
>>36192216Wasn't that one HVOP?
>>36197176That's gonna break the condom, at that point you might as well rawdog it.
>>36199562>Easily bests Big MacHoly shit, she'll be absolutely smashing during sexy times.
>>36200131100% pure alicorn
>>36199581thats da joke
>>36200146That's part of why I love her.
>>36200131why do you think i like her sister? the stress of running a nation by herself for 1000 years must have made her one hell of a ballbuster
>>36200146She's a red blooded all equestria cider drankin sun praisin bug bashin shotgun totin faust lovin sumbitch
>>36201291That picture is priceless
>>36201608Truly a shoe worth serving.
>>36190604>>36196263>>36196747Apologies for the delay, it was awkward trying to figure out how to steer this out of facesitting coomer mode and into something more like a real CYOA adventure. Though does that really matter when we'll soon be heading back into the coom zone? You tell me what you want /sun/. If you want something more serious I can start another CYOA once we reach a satisfying conclusion here.>>36198182 Couldn't really be done at the party since Celestia was presumably back to being among the main group of ponies, so there wasn't any privacy. Sorry.
>>36200839>Celestia being a ballbsuterIn the proverbial or literal sense? Because I can't picture her deliberately putting down males for shits and giggles. She's too kind for that.
>>36201608ah yes, literally the only boot i'd lick
>>36197176Oh hi Dyx.
>>36201804>If you want something more serious I can start another CYOA once we reach a satisfying conclusion here.Would be nice, this is surprisingly fun.
>>36201291Really makes you think...>Be Anon washing numerous cake pans in the kitchen of you and your wife's royal trailer>Noise pollutes the trailer as it is full of your human-pony hybrid children>You lost count at how many you have now, around 17 you think and there are more on the way based on how big Celestia is starting to get>You kind of wish she would take a break from being pregnant, but she insists on having as many children as possible>Something about beating that bug at her own game or something>Amidst the shouting, hollering, screaming, and laughing of your many children you hear your wife call for you from her lazy princess recliner>"Anon, get me another can of cider from the fridge and one for my sister as well! The hoofball game is on!""No Celestia, you have drank enough cider for one night! The baby needs more than just cider and cake you know!">"Damn it human! I'll tell you when I have had enough!>>"You tell'em sister!" Luna quips from the couch>Celestia grunts up from her recliner and awkwardly shuffles over to you looking slightly annoyed>She lightly taps the tip of your nose with a hoof>"There! Let that be a lesson to you!>Celestia magics a can of cider from the fridge and turns around heading back to her chair>You raise a hand high and bring down an open palm slap on Celestia's flank>She whinnys in shock and the can of cider drops to the ground>You pick up the can of cider and chug its contents in a matter of seconds>>"Wooo Anon! You show that cider whose the boss!" Luna cheers"How much longer are we gonna be cooped up in this trailer Celestia? I dont really see the appeal of this role play vacation.">Celestia lightly rubs the the spot on her flank that you spanked and sheepishly looks back to you "We have the trailer for just a few more days till we head back to the castle Anon, I promise if you can hold out till then I will make it up to you my love."
>>36202196>human-pony hybrid childrenStopped reading
>>36202313>implyinghuman-pony hybrid children are where it's at, Nonny
>>36202348Nah, if I had children with Celestia I wouldn't want them to be freaks of nature.Pure pony or nothing.
>>36202372>Pure pony or nothing.Nah, you are wrong, mate. Fillies should be ponies, colts should be men.
>>36202376Better than a hybrid.
>>36202383Isn't this is what NAWA meant by "hybrid", though? He certainly did not mean any satyrs for sure.
>>36202348Foals only is the best option. Change my mind.
>>36202398Hybrid foals are the bestest option.
>>36202388That isn't what human-pony hybrid means.
>>36202401No, it precisely what it means. Satyrs and human-pony hybrids are radically different.
>>36202402Then tell me what a human-pony hybrid is.
>>36202465Pure pony, but better.
>>36201608i want to hump her leg like a dog
>>36202465Pony with small canines, can digest meat and some vestigial human instincts when extremely stressed
>>36202751Hi rgreBye rgre
>>36202759RGRE is the true Equestria.
>>36202751>>36202759Ah, ok that explains the faggotry.Fuck rgre, that thread is as bad as all the eqg porn threads.
>>36202759why hasnt someone wiped them off the planet yet
>>36202751Ponies can still digest meat normally.
>>36202969Shh, realism is not something rgrefags like.It's all just retarded headcanons.
>>36202963t. nmp crybaby
>>36202976t. ptfg enabler
>>36202973So, like all the generals then? gotcha
>>36202999Are we hating on ptfg or rgre this time? make your mind, tard
>>36203002how about both AND nmp?
>>36203004Nah, /nmp/ is fine.
>>36203004How about you take a horse dick up your ass all the way through to your throat? Fucking shizo
>>36203009might as well post "fuck off tranny", if your posts are going to be this poor
>>36203015might as well go play in traffic, cocksucker
>>36203020sure, i'll play with you. let us get isekaid together
>>36203026nah, tards like you go to Steven Universe
>>36203031Good thing we're going to be in Steven University together then, fren.
>>36203035>cocksucker>enjoys Steven Universepottery
>>36203046Unfortunately for you, you'll be stuck there too, shaft swallower. You chose to get isekai'd together.
Why the RGRE hate?Its clearly matriarchal, they just dial it up to 11.I find it amusing.
>>36203052nope, you wanted to get isekai'd, my friend of unclear ethnic origin.So I'll kick you under a car and walk away.
>>36203060Did I? I only wanted to get isekai'd with you. You apparently agreed to this.
>>36203055causing division and discord is fun, apparently.
>>36203063I lied. Now go, that lorry looks nice and massive enough.
>>36203055Breaking news: some Anons hate everything!
>>36203076Guess what? You're going down with me, fag.>>36203078Hating is fun
>>36203055Rgre is a giant shitshow and if you call them out on their bullshit they start the biggest shitflinging ever. Just look at this thread right now.
>>36203090you sneaky shid
>>36203085You're a giant shitshow, anon
I didnt really mean to imply anything with human-pony hybrid children. Seeing as how a hybrid is defined as a cross between genetically unlike individuals. Wanted to try and leave ambiguous so I wouldn't trigger any anon. I didnt think I minuet detail in a minuscule amount of green would cause so many angry posts. Ah well, my mistake. I still love Celestia and all our children.
>>36203662It wasn't that bad, but the rgre idiot had to turn it into a shitfest.
>>36203662>satyrYou absolute moron! What have you done?! They weren't supposed to be satyrs! They were supposed to be fillies and boys!
>>36203676I'm down with this.Genetic and magical quirk of human/pony relations begets male humans and female ponies in offspring.
>>36202196>>36203662You're fine, nawa. I'm grateful that you actually contribute something new every now and then. I know a lot of people from 'bama, so I got a good laugh from your green. Don't be a stranger.
>>36203662Your good man, just an autistic anon throwing a fit.Now resume pumping celestia full with adorable Abominations
>>36203676Thats why I didnt bother to describe any characteristics of the kids other than being the result of (You) and Celestia. That way they can be literally whatever you want. Besides that, I'll love whatever kid I can I have with Celestia because it will be something we made together, satyr, pony, or human.
>>36203722>being fine with satyrsyou're being a massive baka senpai desu.
>>36203672>>36203690>>36203713really makes you wonder why we dont get many anons who write green here
>>36203725Do you think Celestia would be fine with satyrs?
>>36203733>imageRight in the feels.Why?
>>36203741Hm... Not really, no. Who would love something as half-assed as a satyr?
>>36203748>>36203752What characteristics from Celestia's behavior in the show lead you to believe this?
>>36203785None, but it does not matter when it comes to satyrs. They should go and stay gone.
Let's do something productive.Anons, what are your favorite greens or fics about Celestia?
>>36203882Still Young Celestia and prince Anonymous, like the last five times.
>>36203887Anon, there surely are more than two of us here.
>>36203882Still The Sun Where You Belong and How To Court Alicorns: A Human's Guide.
>>36203882Lines and Webs was a good tyrantlestia fic
>>36203790>None, but it does not matter when it comes to satyrs>None
>>36203887>>36203913>>36203935What about Rites of Ascension? Is it any good?
>>36204016Didn't read it, it's sitting on my read later list since forever.
>>36204016Rites was good until the writer went SJW.Twilight disowning her own mother because muh tribalism(racism).I stopped reading there, I have no idea what happened after, it was years and years ago.
>>36204044>writer went SJW.Shame, wanted to give it a go.Oh, well...
>>36203733Right? Regardless, you'd think Celestia would inspire more dudes to attempt to write a green about her. I'm genuinely surprised there isn't an active green in this thread.
>>36204212There used to be green every week. Autists drove off all the writefags with their screeching.
>>36204264>There used to be green every weekNot in the last 3 years.
>>36204264>>36204298We have truly become a desert of a thread
>>36204337Gonna cry now.Celestia, I need your wing please
>>36204346Most of the greens are in other threads, no need to be melodramatic.
>>36204374>Most of the greens are in other threadsYeah, sure, no problem here at all, genius
>>36204337Meanwhile, there's fags like me who are trying to provide content for your enjoyment with what meager skills and ability I have, but there's little to no interest. Feels bad.
>>36204793She loves you
>>36204793You dont have to tell me Anon, I know that feel.
>>36204793>>36204915Your contributions are appreciated, even if it doesn't seem like it all the time. Don't let the assholes drive you off. Also, you guys are welcome in /moon/. We haven't scared away the writefags in there yet. Would love to see draw friends in there too.
>>36205006Yes, /sun/friends are always welcome in our thread, but inviting what little content creators they have left to come join us is a bit of a dick move, Anon. I know this wasn't your intention and you only wanted to help, but you worded it poorly.
>>36204337The Desert is where the Sun shines brightest
>>36201804Tell her you'd love to.
>>36206240That blush is perfect.
>>36204212>>36204264I really should write something, have just been too busy with other greens and things this week to find the time
>>36205612>spoilerOof, I didn't even think of it that way. My bad.
>>36209006She almost looks like a colt here.
>>36209422kinda gay that you'd think that, anon
Is it okay to love Daybreaker, sunfags?
>>36209580can you resist the floof?
>>36209580>>36209587>ywn calm down Celestia when she starts going full Daybreaker on emwhy live?
>>36209580Can someone explain Daybreaker to me? I'm one of the folk that left off from the fandom after S4 and I'm sorta out of the loop. Is she like evil Celestia, like Nightmare Moon?
>>36209699Watch A Royal Problem. Seriously.She was ONLY seen in Starlight Glimmer's nightmare (that Luna and Celestia were both in) so there's a fuckton of speculation if its Glimmy's fever dream, or if Celestia imparted something on it and this is her darker side. But yes, it is her Nightmare Moon for most intents and purposes.
>>36209706>"No you are not real..."telling the daybreaker in the dream that she isn't real. fairly straightforward>"...and you will never exist again!"i still say Celestia telling that Daybreaker will never exist 'again' was an implication that once upon a time daybreaker DID exist in the real world and Celestia could turn into her again with proper motivation/emotional shock
>>36209759There's no implication of the sort."Never exist again" - as in - the only time the being had ever been seen was that moment, in Starlight's dream.
>>36209767I always thought she was referring to Nightmare Moon never existing again.
PRAISE THE SUN!
>>36209580It should. She's a (theoretical) part of Celestia, similar to how Nightmare Moon relates to Luna. You can technically love "both" of them and it won't be cheating because they're the same mare.
>>36200839>sunhorse going for nutshotsI'd be fine with that if she's gentle about it.None of the extreme shit though.
>>36209706>Watch A Royal Problem.Dropped it hard as soon as the synopsis leaked. Straight to the poochie pile of rubbish.
>>36212017>not watching A Royal ProblemToo bad! You just missed out on a good episode!
>>36212082>good episode!Sure, if you ignore bad writing, glimmer and ooc princesses.
>>36212108You must be talking about some other episode, because like hell is there anything ooc in there.>>36212110>implying it was glimshit
>>36212112The only thing that saves the episode is Daybreaker and some good parts with Luna and Celestia.Most of it was shit.
>>36212119Bullshit, it was a great episode, most of it was great.
>>36212108>>36212110I thought it was pretty good, the only thing really OOC I can remember was her being surprised at raising the moon
>>36212082anon are you retarded, it had one good thing and rest was poochie garbage
>>36212132ok, if you want to be a clown, then put on the outfit and do clown things.
>>36212128The whole glimmer part was garbage, that is the worst of the episode.The whole premise of Luna and Celestia fighting was dumb. It could have been way better, they even had a good draft for it.
You Glimmerhaters realize Celestia would be disgusted with you and probably throw you out, right?
>36212206do glimmerfags act like their shitposts irl? Sad!
>>36212138I don't irrationally seethe at the sight of Glimmer, but I agree that it should've been a Twilight episode. Celestia and Luna bickering like teenagers is explained in the episode - they're bottling up their frustrations because they're both afraid of another NMM scenario, which they learn is stupid (and again would've been perfect if Twilight was the mediator instead of Starlight). It only became dumb when they had to learn this again in S9.
>>36212309Twilight simps for Celestia.Your argument is invalid.
>>36212309>It only became dumb when they had to learn this again in S9.It's dumb because it's in season 8. If the episode was in season 2 it wouldn't have been as bad.Luna was already back for 5 years or so and just know they realize that the others job is supposedly so easy.>Celestia and Luna bickering like teenagers is explained in the episodeYou would think that after the whole Nightmare Moon thing they would learn something, considering that they had 1000 years to do so.But two immortal rulers acting like rational people? Can't have that in an episode where glimmer is the focus.I'm not even saying the episode is not enjoyable, but the good parts about it are pure fanservice and the fact that it is one of the only episodes where Celestia and Luna get any kind of screen time. That alone doesn't make the episode good.>and again would've been perfect if Twilight was the mediator instead of StarlightI think there was an early draft of the episode that was a lot better. I think Twilight played a bigger part in it too, but I can't find it right now.
>>36212409Since when siblings aren't allowed to do sibling things like bickering? Are you the only child or what?
>>36212422Fuck off, it makes no sense to do this shit in season 7.
>>36212451Fuck off, it makes no sense for them not to bicker like all siblings do.
>>36212455It makes no sense for them to be too retarded to know that this is unnecessary.
>>36212460It, however, makes complete sense for you to be completely retarded. Or maybe you really are the only child and thus you really don't know that bickering is a perfectly natural part of sibling relationship.
>>36212469Any arguments or are you just calling me a child again and telling me that immortal siblings that lived together for over 100 years should act like 14 year old teenagers?
>>36212469Well, I'm the eldest of four siblings. Maybe it's because we're grown-ups, with our own lives outside of each other, but we certainly don't bicker like children.
>>36212475Arguments? You? Don't make laugh any more than I already am! Piss off. You already lost and just cannot admit defeat.>>36212476You're just an exception.
>>36212480Found the 14 year old.
>>36212309Love that pancake scene. I wish I could have a breakfast like that with Celly.
>>36212487Whatever you say, kiddo. But at least admit that this whole argument is stupid and pointless, because clearly we won't be able to convince one another.
>>36212480>You're just an exceptionPerhaps. Still, just adding my lived experience.
This is why I hate most everyone here, you're all so fucking stupid. Imagine arguing about whatever peon tier nitpicky faggot shit you're on about instead of just posting her.
>>36212516>just keep image dumping!
>>36212516Just posting Tia would get boring, quick. There should be at least some sort of discussion going on whether it is bickering or something else.
i feel that arareroll kinda brings out Princess Celestia's inner beauty quite well, in that his safe-for-work pictures of her are nice to look at without neeting to titillate. still, i feel he has 'fandom brain' and doesnt really focus on something or have any specific theme to his pictures
>>36212542I think his stuff is kinda uncanny. I like real horses, I like 2d horses and I like mlp horses, but his stuff feels off.The shadows are too harsh and they seem too lifeless.
>>36212535>There should be at least some sort of discussion going on whether it is bickering or something else.this.on an unrelated note daily reminder that carrot cake is best cake
>>36212082>liking Haber's fanfic
>>36212206Back to your dickscord, glimmernigger
Thought of the day: Daybreaker is a hot mare.
>>36203913Got a link to that one?
>>36212613>it's not canon if I don't like itliteral autism
>>36212516And you're a faggot who just wants an image dump with no discussion.
>>36212713Not part of that circle jerk.My home is here, my wife is Starlight, my number two favorite pony is Our Goddess, Celestia, Sol Invictus.And Celestia would be very unhappy with you faggots attacking one of her beloved little ponies.
>>36213214>>it's not canon if I don't like itYes.
>>36212527The question is, do you prefer this type of dicussion?
>>36213599Would Celestia be amused, offended, or aroused?
>>36213599Dance in your delusion, autist.
>>36213662Disgusted. Because he’s not a true sunfag
>>36214327>true sunfaglike pic related
>>36213359>My home is here, my wife is StarlightYou are shit, your waifu is shit and you belong in trash bin along with her, mongrel
>>36213673>Dance in your delusion, autist.
>>36214545I can't imagine hating a pony so much you'd be willing to throw away your "waifu"
>>36214552>automatic glimmer deflectionExpected nothing less from your kind
I havent done a bump doodle in a while, but I did paint this small thing.
>>36215057Celestia bless you, Anon!
>>36215031I would like to burn in her holy flame, until my impure flesh is no more. My loyalty and love for her will allow me to rise from the ashes!
>>36215031I would, really hard.
>>36215057>paintYo that's pretty fucking cool.
>>36215057yeah well look what appeared in my yard overnightit's the great sunkin, charlie brown
>>36201804Go back to coomer mode. Make Celestia do some teasing during the dinner, that way we can have justification for teasing her when we get down to business.
If anyone would ask you to do something and the end result will be you together with celly, what would you actually be willing to do? Break reality? Stop an erupting volcano by yourself? Give up your human rights or force politics to accept horse pussy irl? Come on gimme something which no one thought of i mean you want to explain your love towards a princess you stupid petroleum consooming Neanderthal.
>>36216819I'd do everything that doesn't either threaten Equestria and/or its citizens, or which would turn me into a person that Celestia would hate. Other than that, I'd be willing to move mountains if necessary.
Smug sun horse.
This song is dedicated to her royal incandescence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGbC730C4BA
>>36217808God tier soundtrack. Good movie.
>>36217975Thank you. This is the best thread dedicated to the best princess. She deserves the best music. Praise the sun.
>>36216912>you lie against Celestia and bask in her warmth>you rest your head sideways against her body>you faintly hear this sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-zdmg_Dno
>>36218234She does sound like that. Can confirm.
>>36218234>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-r4pPrHarw>Celestia begins sweating, doesn't meet your eye
>>36218234Hot.And what does she sound like during sexy times?
>>36219122>HeadphonesWell, ears are overrated anyway.
Princess Celestia needs to lose a little weight, imo
>>36219136I like to image she gets all loose and red blooded in the act. She maybe even turns into a Daybreaker for a short while until she's calmed down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eK2dHDmknoI wouldn't mind her cackling if she did.
>>36219155Have you seen her? She couldn't lose any more weight if she wanted to.
>>36219155I like her cuddly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And now a reading from a letter from the Corinthians to the Celestians:WHAS GOOD NIGGAAmen
>>36219155She's just a big pony. Not fat.
>>36219543You now receive a letter from the envoys of Princess Celestia Daybreaker, Mare of the rising sun, Empress Mother of the Crystal Empire, Princess Regent of all Equestria, and Warden of all Ponykind. AYO NIGGA SAME OL SAME OL WASS GOOD WIT CHYOU SENPAI?
>>36220141Hnnngh. I want to swim under her wing and cuddle her.
Raise the Sun!
NORTHSIDE CANTERLOT ALL DAYWHAT
>>36221058I want to snuggle the hell out of this wonderful horse.
>>36219172>>36219564good grief she's naked
>>36201804>>36204379>>36206433>>36216413 SOON™An unexpected arrival!Sorry for the slow update on this, but I just haven't been feeling this one. Maybe this little twist will get some creativity going again.
>>36223333nice quads>>36223121-(Luna's thoughts)This looks tricky.
>>36223333Bless those numbers.
>>36223333Where is her horn? That's not Celestia!
I really enjoyed that "Touch The Sun" fumfiction. Any more other Anon x Celestia love stories with a lil bit of sex?
>>36223752Never mind I just saw the pastebin archive.
>>36223755She is fucking magical. Also, checked.
>>36223501Someone should really do this template with an pose/version which supports unicorns/alicornsI'm too lazy/unskilled for that tho.
>>36223121>>36223345One serving of thoughts, coming up!>>36223501It's in Anon's ear staying nice and warm.
>>36224451Well then, ask her nicely if she could sit on her cushion, because you wanted to sit next to Celestia.>>36224451l-lewd
>>36223956She is best princess and best pony for sure.
>>36225519A smart move. That map is garbage.
>>36223121>>36224451Damn this one is tough. At least Luna doesn't isn't in love with us or jealous or some shit. Maybe we should talk to her about Celestia, ask her what she thinks about our relationship with her.
>>36226277Them wings and that floof
God would i love to watch pirates of the Caribbean or evangelion or John wick or a ton of other movies with her in the evening under a blanket cuddling as we simply enjoy what's on screen. A flat-screen and my smartphone are about the only technology I'd introduce and only to her tho and no one else.
>>36228405Also solar power cells for energy purposes obviously.
>>36228405>ywn watch Evangelion with Celestia>ywn have an existential crisis togther
>>36228405I think we had a green like this
>>36228405>>36228435I have often thought of watching FMA:B and Cowboy bebop with Celly and Luna. Shit would be maximum comfy.
>>36228461I think you know what to do nigga
>>36228435Tho i believe evangelion would be a bit too hard on her due to graphical violence and pony nature, but if she'd insist...
>>36228520Holy shit thank you this is far better than a flat screen how the fuck did I miss this
>>36228435What about reenacting "I'm so fucked up" scene?
>>36228726I'm not doing the old five knuckle shuffle when there is a perfectly fine pink pony princess pussy nearby.
>>36228752I mean you both could be the Shinji and Luna could be the sleeping Asuka.
>>36228543Well the only problem I see with this is me not being able to recall the memories correctly and consistently enough so that it would form coherent scenes.
>>36228758So sleeping Anon fucks Luna in a dream as celestia rides sleeping anons dick in the real world.Now that is both fucked up and fun
>>36230284An ass to build a dream on
>10Damn it, sunfagslove you guys, no homo
>page 10not this time! not on my watch!
>>36230890>>36230892Thank you for your service, sunfriends.
>>36229031is there anything hotter than your girl wearing your clothes
Imagine waking up to the sun creeping into your opulent room you share with your princess bride. You strain your eyes and pad barefooted across the large room, the sunlight beaming in as it crests over the horizon. Golden rays cascade, filling you with a warmth as though you were in her embrace. You step out onto the balcony and see her. Your bride. She turns to look back at you with a small, but loving smile. "Good morning, sunshine."
>>36231577If it was sunbutt yeah because I've never had a girl
>>36231844 You smile, rubbing your right eye with the bend of your wrist. "Good morning, Tia." You reply to her, your voice cracking a bit from your dry mouth and the sleep still lingering there. You step out onto the balcony onto the somewhat chilly, but rapidly warming, stone. She taps her wing on the fluffy purple pillow she has beside her. "Care to sit with me? It's a beautiful morning." You smile at her and walk a few more steps toward her seat she's put down for you. You step around and sit down on the pillow as she removes her feathered appendage from your way. She watches you as you sit, the smile never leaving her lips. Lips you've kissed, lips you've tasted. They are the sweetest lips. Divine, even. You find your attention drawn there. You look up into her bright, loving eyes. She leans over closer to you, her mane flowing in the morning light, like immaculate strands of aurora. You lean in closer to her, moving in to kiss your wife. Your lips touch, and it's as though you were kissing for the first time again. As the morning light envelops you both, your shadows cast back into the room from whence you came, you savor this moment. You feel her hoof lay atop yours. It's warm, and gentle. Soft, yet strong. Her lips are as sweet as the finest wine, with a hint of vanilla to their taste. You smile against her mouth, saying a silent prayer to whatever creator their is that this fleeting moment in time never ends. But, you know that it must. You both pull back from the kiss, her large, half-lidded eyes looking into yours with a love that spans millennia. "What shall we do today, my little human?" She muses at you."I remember a certain somepony saying she wanted to go to that new bakery today, but... Don't you have royal duties to attend to?" You reply with a considerate, caring tone.She smiles warmly at you."Don't worry, my love...I can take care of those small things first, and then we shall be on our way." She turns to face the morning sun.
>>36231844>>36232090One day, hopefully. One day.
>>36227230filthy xenos require cleansingand then snuggles
>>36227230>>36233227I love that image so much.Needs a story behind it.
Sunbros, opinion on this story?https://www.fimfiction.net/story/260906/a-white-mare
>>36233236Needed more romance. Other than that it was good.
>>36233236Haven't read it, is still on my read later list.Kinda related, is anyone up to date with this https://www.fimfiction.net/story/216787/celestias-care-taker one?I dropped it because the beginning is pure garbage and wanted to know if it gets better in the sequel, so I know if I should bite the bullet and continue.
>>36233279I have not read Celestia's caretaker. I'll have to take a look.
>>36233289What I've seen is bad. Every character is shallow, Celestia is OOC and switching between rude and way too trusting and cute, also her character is pretty much just cute and cake addicted.The human characters are even worse and nothing makes sense or is remotely realistic. It has very heavy anime-"don't think about it"-wish-fulfilment vibes, so much so that even I can't enjoy it.It feels like a 13 year old wrote it.
>>36233306Oh.That review is brutal.
>>36233314There is even more. It takes a lot for me to drop a Celestia romance fic. That I would even give it another chance if it gets better in the sequel speaks to that.I've read over 300 stories and dropped maybe 20.
>>36233306>It feels like a 13 year old wrote it.Got some bad news for you about 50% of pony outputHere's something I gave up on, anyway:>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/901/sunshine-and-fireDates back to the early days. It's a little lumbering and the setup is a little contrived, but you might get some enjoyment out of it.
>>36233364>Been on the ride since the beginningWhy did you post that one?It hurts me, to the core.I adored that story, and then it just.... stopped. It had so much potential.Right up with Quantum Castaways and Night's Favoured Child.
>>36233364>Got some bad news for you about 50% of pony outputThe author was 17 back then, but it felt like he was 13. The writing is pretty bad, even for fanfic standards.
>>36233371I had a big grand cleanout of old pony crap this year, now that everyone's had extra time on their hands for some reason. Long story short I ended up downloading epubs of the stuff I'd previously saved for some reason, discarded the pastebin crap and uwu womance turds, and imported everything that was left into Calibre for organisation. End result is I've got a nice neat library, and I've since been going back and re-reading everything 'from the very beginning'. It's refreshing, in a sad way, to read stuff from the Lauren seasons' perspective>>36233383Eh. I'll always excuse literal children - maybe not in this case, but you know - for producing cringey crap, because that's how you try on and explore different skins and personalities in ways you maybe aren't able to IRL. The truly haunting stuff is when you discover an author is like 47 or something, and has been earnestly churning out 'Anon the green-skinned suit-wearer snuggles with his waifu and boops her snootle' dreck for going on a decade.
>>36233407Massive, imaginative universes wholly created from Season 1. The older stories are beautiful works of art.
>>36233407What's haunting about that? It's amazing, not haunting!
>>36233423I dislike the emotional immaturity it suggests; bluntly, they should be old enough to know better.
>>36233444>emotional immaturityAh, so you're one of THOSE guys. What the fuck are you even doing here? Shoo, be a normalfag automaton somewhere else
You're free to disagree, of course. I thought we were having a nice chat
>>36233407>Anon the green-skinned suit-wearer snuggles with his waifu and boops her snootleBut that is a choice most of the time. That comparison doesn't work, you can be good at writing and write about Anon or you can write badly about an epic adventure quest.
>>36232090I beg you to not discard this soulful story but I do have to ask, why not>green?
>>36233841Not to drive this thread further into shit but I consider > being a more traditional and visually appealing style.
>>36233893Fair enough. I disagree, and I'm glad to see 'proper prose' instead of greentext.
>>36233896Understandable, I do admit that prose is rather rare on 4chinz but I'm still an oldfag and have my bias.
>>36233831Inspiration struck and I don't like writing in greentext, lol.>>36233896Thank you. I'm hardly a writer, though.
>>36233236Starts off fine but is really trash, if I remember it's just celestia being a political mastermind and hyper genuis for majority of the story
>>36234311I want characters to be grounded not capable of everything
>>36234321>Celestia>I want characters to be grounded not capable of everything>CelestiaI really wish your father pulled out
>>36234509Not him, but you are either pretty fucking dumb or have no taste at all.
>>36234515Not him, but you are incredibly stupid and have a shit taste
>>36234321Found the faggot that thinks season 9 is great.
>>36234537Found the guy who wants to waifu a pure mary sue.Glimmer might be more up your alley.Are complex characters too complicated for you?
>>36234572>complex characters>hurr durr an immortal ruler of the country is a totally insecure clueless talentless retard, just like me!choose one, retard
>>36234537I don't want a mary sue as a character, have you even read the story I was talking about?>>36234588>hurr hurr if they aren't flawless then they're a bumbling retardYou obviously have not read anything in your life before
>>36234608>I don't want a mary sueMary sue is when some sociopathic shit from fucknowhere suddenly has more powerful magic than the alicorns and a chaos god.An immortal ruler, canonically powerful, basically a part of the setting isn't a mary sue.>You obviously have not read anything in your life beforeHave you, shiteater?
>>36233982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TP6tKYUuhkThere she goes - the one that I loveThe one I've been waiting forThe one I've been dreaming of
>>36234631Yes I have and I can tell you haven't because you like characters that are perfect, the prime example of a mary sue. This isn't about season 9 and butchering a character retard but making them feasible as a character.
>>36234656Mary Sues are also insufferable. Are you calling Celestia insufferable?
>>36234668When she is portrayed as one in fics, in the show she isn't a mary sue. (I don't consider season 8 and 9 even canon however). She is a motherly figure with great wisdom that can make mistakes like a normal person
Whats with the heretical posts about Celestia being imperfect?
>>36234676In the show she's fucking pathetic. You are picking a horrible example, because you are calling her mary sue when she's actually as good as she is supposed be.
>>36234656>Yes I haveName a few, o wise one.>feasibleCelestia canonically ruled more than 1000 years. 1k years of dealing with politics, economics, education, nobles, feudal lords, peasants, merchant republics, Discord...Oh, silly me, of course she wouldn't be a political mastermind!
>>36234687>when she's good as she is supposed to be By all means, explain to me what she is supposed to be
>>36234692>political mastermindYes in a world where she knows fucking nothing about>inb4 politics is all the sameIt really is not factoring in an entire species and world with many countries. Celestia has 1000 of experience in her world not our world. To think she would have everyone in her hoof is shitty writing.
>>36234708And how would that stop her? Why, it wouldn't stop her at all! She has more than enough experience to work off. Just admit it, you like when Celestia is absolutely pathetic.
>>36234708>It really is not factoring in an entire species and world with many countries.>what is a world with several sapient carnivorous species that also have countries of their ownAlso, iirc she spends quite some time learning about Earth reality in the fic. The real writers fault is in not giving it enough attention.
>>36234725You sound like divinityfag. I don't want a pathetic Celestia, I want a realistic one. Why don't you admit you just want to larp about being unworthy
>>36234756A realistic one, you say? I don't believe you in the slightest. You want a pathetic weakling Celestia and you still have not convinced me otherwise.
>>36234762Okay, whatever you say divinityfag, here's your last (You)
>>36234756This anon furiously jacked off to Celestia getting jobbed by Chrysalis
>>36234756splendid strawman, shiteater!
>>36234770I'm not divinityfag, god forbid! You just want her to be a jobber aka a weakling.
>>36234771Nah, it was just the writers way to have Twilight save the day. However that doesn't give people the excuse to make her impossible to defeat.
>>36234799Really now, Josh! Instead of bad attempts at trolling on a horsewhispering board you'd better go find job.
>>36234321You can write a long lived character like celestia have a lot of knowledge and skill but still give them limitations and character flaws
Your princess is very disappointed in what this thread has become. Resume worship of her royal incandesence or be purged in her holy fire.
>>36235013Yes, my Princess.
>>36234988That's....exactly what I'm trying to say
>Anon shows Celestia the lord of the rings trilogy extended edition.>Tfw she thinks it’s about the real history of your world.
>>36235013Praise the sunniest of flanks.
>>36235023>>36235133>>36235292Much better <3
>>36233893personally i've always felt that prose doesn't fit the second person nature of a lot of writing the way green does
>>36235357Every now and then you'll come across a story that uses a hybrid third person "prose" in green format. It can work if written carefully.
Goodnight Sun Bump
>>36235033>tfw no Gollum x Celestia fanfictionMy precious....
>>36236493>Gollum sees Celestia's ass for the first time"Give us that, Tia, my love."
>>36235975Stfu faggot and simp for tia
>>36236688God I hate newfags.
i''m a little drunk but i just wanna pu t out there howmuch i fjucking love this mare. Not roantically, but in the way you love your god. i finally get like those christians andshit just based on what i would do for htis mare if she asked or it. she sure as shit doesn't look like hutzilopotchitli but i'd sure as shit fuckin rip someones heart out if she told me to. i just wish elegabalus wasn;t such a collosal faggot or surely we'd have sun worship nowadays. in conclushion, PRAISE BE TO HER HIGHNESS
>>36236762>when u eat 2 gummy vitamins instead of just 1
>>36236855hey, if she doesn't want me to get mashed on a thursday tehn wht does her sun grow the barley that goes in th emash andand germinate the yeast that sours it? Why does her sun revaporate the water that goes intot the still if not for me to taste her essence in all that we eat and drink?
>>36236958well i was all set to scold you for getting mashed on a thursday and crying online about your fictional character waifu, but, well, we all deal with life in our own way i guess. find your own celestia
>>36237450My god, stop. You are killing her.
>>36237999Checked. Also, is there a more risque version of that picture?
>>36238065It wouldn't appear so, at least not publicly. Have a look at this instead: https://derpibooru.org/images/2265432
>>36238142All Cops Are Beautiful? If they all were beautiful mares, I'd agree.
>36238142your bait game is really weak
>>36238142All Celestias are Beautiful? Why, thank you. That's the point of this thread.
>>36238142>Insulting the royal guard in a Celestia thread.Nigger do you know where you are?
>>36237473what a simple image is able to do to my heart, holy fuck...
When is Celestia's birthday?
>>36239019June 21st, of course; the Summer Sun Celebration.
>>36223121>>36223345>>36224451>>36224494>>36225804Some pleasantries shared with Luna. Now our dinner date has arrived!
Man it's been so long since I've been to one of these threads.I vaguely remember trying to have my Tia tupper talk to anons through 4chan
>>36240230Say it's not a problem, Luna was good company.and just for fun-Celestia's psychological profile
>>36240230Tell her that yes she did give us trouble and ask her to get rid of this pest
>>36240503Ah. Another tupperfriend. My tulpa says hi, and that she hopes you still have a tulpa.
>>36240230Grab her butt and tell her you can't wait for dinner, then say something cheesy about her being on the royal menu or something.
>>36239019Even she dose not remember. Was so very long ago
>>36240913>last year was so long ago, I can't remember
>>36240922LOOK AT THAT STUPID PONY
>>36189107Drawfag in training, I'm doing it for her
>>36241078The Anon is good, but her muzzle is too square.Hair is also very important for recognizing ponies. If you said this was Nightmare Moon I wouldn't bat an eye, because I have no idea what's going on with the hair.
>>36241577Good, if a little impractical. She'd end up stepping on her trailing sleeve-things and tripping.
>>36240617She's intermittent. I don't really control my tuppers so they do what they want and come out whenever. I dunno what even happened when Tia was last here. Any anons interested in speaking with her again?