Welcome to the official thread for /mlp/ Secret Santa 2020! Tell Santa Pone all your wildest wishes and come join us in celebrating Horsemas with your fellow Pony lovers!>How does this work?Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you).LATECOMERS SIGN UPS HAVE OPENEDSign up at: forms (dot) gle/FxYE5jFHUmSjpFfU7>When will sign up close for latecomers? The deadline is 11:59pm EST on the 23rd of November.>But it's not even turkey day yet! Gobble gobble, Anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9zvgcOrTtwDates:Gift assignments have be given out. You have most of November to shop!December 5th-10th is the suggested mailing period.Official website: https://www.santaponecentral.net/Main event coordinator: MlpSantaPone@gmail.comWeb Dev for site issues: email@example.com>Where's my assignment?ALL ASSIGNMENTS HAVE NOW BEEN SENT OUT.If you did not receive an email, check your spam folder or your santaponecentral profilePrevious thread: >>36179133
Rainbow Dash is here to wish you some Christmas cheer! Rock on! *guitar solo*
>>36186353MLPG has been pretty crap for years now but I'll have to stop by again to check out your art!
>4th RD OPDashfags are on the loose again
>>36186494Well she did win miss /mlp/
I LOVE YOU ALL
>>36186353>don't have a place to liveI'm sorry, anon.
>>36186502You really wish to see your waifu being insulted, don't you?
>>36186509It is what it is. I have a place to stay right now though.
Would anyone else like a santa hat pony? I'm doing OCs based on the nicknames this time.
>>36186523If you feel like drawing a Kirin
>>36186510Oh it is on. Let the games begin!
>>36186523Who said the OCs had to be a pony.
>>36186516Have you ever stopped to consider the possibility that this might actually be their fetish?
>>36186559It wouldn't be an SS thread without someone bringing up fetishes in the first few posts.
The holidays are always so expensive.
>>36186523Thankyou for the opportunity!
>>36186549I’d fuck it
>>36186523Yes please, thank you!
>>36186539I've got it sketched and I'm going to ink it now
Bouncing off an idea from >>36185113. Towards the end of the event, we could get a drawfag to draw a group picture of all the /ss/ OCs, send it to a mass mailer, and send out postcards to everyone.
>>36186676Wow, that was quick, thank you!
>>36186678That's handing someone a bill for a few hundred dollars, anon.
>>36179217This is it, lads! Only 4 hours left to enter into the Princess card giveaway.Here are the entries so far.For Celestia: 2-Bit Wit, Allergy Season, Almond Heart, Caramel Copycat, Caroling Care, Cheerwine, Corn Chip, Fumble Buns, Marshmallow Mumble, Monkey Business, Mountaineer, Pear Painter, Peppermint Permafrost, Piano Protégé, Pine Needles, M.D., Plumberry Pie, Rivalry, Rumchatta, Slushy Snow, Tinsel BowFor Luna: Almond Heart, Avocado Pits, Bappy Paws, Caramel Copycat, Caroling Cartwheels, Cheerwine, Chuckle Buck, Cold Snap, Corn Chip, Frosty Mug, Fumble Buns, Illumination, Misty Maze, Monkey Business, Peppermint Permafrost, Piano Protégé, Pine Needles, M.D., Santa Pone, Scarlet Dawn, Sleigh Bell Scree, Slushy Snow, Snugglebug Bop, Speed Limit, Whistle TuneAny additional entries made before 8:00 pm EST will be counted. Once that deadline passes, it may take a little time to submit the finalized paperwork to the panel of horses that's overseeing the giveaway, but the winners should be announced somewhere between 9-10 pm EST.Thanks to all the entrants! Seeing all those creative entries was a lot of fun.
obligatory new bread repost>COZY GLOW SHIRT GIVEAWAYIt's my birthday so I'm giving away a couple things! This is giveaway 1/3. Feel free to enter all the giveaways with a single post.>THE PRIZEThe winner will be receiving this Cozy Glow shirt! It's super soft and filled with GOLLY.>HOW DO I ENTER?To enter, please send a picture of Chancellor Neighsay (can be a screenshot, stolen off derpi, or drawn yourself). You can reply to this post with your name on or send me an email with your name to ebbinandflowin(@)gmail(.)com.>THE DEADLINEI'll be drawing the winner via RNG on Tuesday, November 24th 8:00PM PST, so you have until then to enter.I'll be keeping track of everypony who has entered here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1S4vSHtyfZHFTq6ySY0lEFYnWLPw1DcRcUqkCVMkbzz8/(I haven't had a chance to look at all the entries yet and will post a reply to this post once I have it up to date.)
>>36186678>we could get a drawfag to draw a group picture of all the /ss/ OCsKiwi puts together a collage every year anyways. Folks can print it if they want, lots of folks aren’t hot on the OC scene though, I think some wouldn’t really appreciate having specifically an OC group picture arriving at their door.
>>36186678>>36186686We wouldn't have to send it to everyone, just everyone in the picture
>>36186714>MANE 6 PATTERN SHIRT GIVEAWAYIt is no longer my birthday so I'm giving away a couple things! This is giveaway 2/3. Feel free to enter all the giveaways with a single post.>THE PRIZEThe winner will be receiving this Mane 6 pattern shirt!>HOW DO I ENTER?To enter, please send a picture of Chancellor Neighsay (can be a screenshot, stolen off derpi, or drawn yourself). You can reply to this post with your name on or send me an email with your name to ebbinandflowin(@)gmail(.)com.>THE DEADLINEI'll be drawing the winner via RNG on Tuesday, November 24th 8:00PM PST, so you have until then to enter.
>>36186721>>36186714>BABYSITTER TRIXIE HOODIE GIVEAWAYIt is no longer my birthday so I'm giving away a couple things! This is giveaway 3/3. Feel free to enter all the giveaways with a single post.>THE PRIZEThe winner will be receiving this Babysitter Trixie hoodie! It's made of athletic/sport material so it's more smooth than it is soft. Please note that it only ranges from M-3XL size wise, and I recommend going a size or 2 up for a looser fit.>HOW DO I ENTER?To enter, please send a picture of Chancellor Neighsay (can be a screenshot, stolen off derpi, or drawn yourself). You can reply to this post with your name on or send me an email with your name to ebbinandflowin(@)gmail(.)com.>THE DEADLINEI'll be drawing the winner via RNG on Tuesday, November 24th 8:00PM PST, so you have until then to enter.
>>36186689Do you have to be a part of the /ss/ to enter? I didn't sign up.
>>36186518>>36186353 if you are ok with ohio weather I have a open room and rent is cheap everything included
>>36186743A cutie! I tell you she is a cutie!
I was told I should post to ensure I'm gonna send giftsDon't worry I will ;)
>>36186586>go overboard on gifts for santee.>find a box that you can squeeze everything into.>weigh the package to print the label. >look up shipping prices.>prices are for package are over $50>wallet hurts from shipping and now refuses to leave my pocket under any circumstances
>>36186790>YOU FOOL! YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!>Trigger: The rent on these stamps is too damn high!>WAIT WHAT?Trap giveaways are tiny surprise giveaways that you win by posting specific things in the thread. Think of it like a Secret Santa bingo sheet, but only I know what’s on the squares and you get a prize when you fill one! >HOW DO I CLAIM MY PRIZE?Take a screenshot of this (you) and e-mail it to firstname.lastname@example.org along with any necessary mailing info, and I will address your prize and mail it ASAP.>WHAT IF I JUST SHOOP A (YOU) TO STEAL A PRIZE?Don’t. You’re nicer than that. Also, these prizes are quite small and you might be putting in a lot of effort for a sticker. It’s not worth it to steal one. Also, I’m not trying to be upsetting or anything, but I know. I know. Please don’t be that guy.>Wishing you a Happy Hearths Warming, full of love and joy!
>>36186784Thank you [inset holiday ID here] I was worried I was going to get grinched.
>>36186784This must be bait.
>>36186784Thank you Anonymous!
>>36186807No no no thank (You) Anonymous!
>>36186810Hey Anonymous? Have I ever told you how sexy you are?
>>36186803>>36186805>>36186807You are welcome my friends :)But no, this isn't bait. I talked to some regulars and they said I should post in this thread so my secret person doesn't think they aren't being grinched.
>>36186824Now I’m sure it’s bait. You can’t fool me that easy anon.
>>36186729Wondering this as well.
My dad punched me in the face today. Can I get some festive pones to make me feel better?
>>36186837It's semi bait, I'm being purposely obtuse. However, I feel shouting out the anonymous ID of the person I am assigned would kind of make the "secret" part redundant
>>36186797Have you ever activated one of your own trap cards and given one to yourself?
>>36186689I don't see my name even though you said it was counted. >>36181672
MASS MAIL UPDATE! After months of careful preparation, this year's barrage of Horsemas cheer is officially being unleashed.All Canadian Anons: Be on high alert as cheer is en route and imminent. You'll likely be the first to get your cards; I predict that they'll be delivered within the next 4-10 days depending on postal delays.All other international Anons: Your cards are in the mail! I'm not sure exactly when they'll be in your mailbox, but there's no going back now. The cogs of the global Horsemas Cheer machine cannot be stopped.All U.S. Anons: Stand by, your cards are projected to be mailed within the next 2 weeks. There's still time to escape if you start packing right now.>>36186729I'm afraid that this one is only open to Anons in the /ss/. While I definitely love this whole board and appreciate your interest, the cards were made with this particular event in mind and I'd like them to go to Anons who are participating. That said, I'd still encourage you to hang around and enjoy the cheer, and maybe join us next year! Neat giveaways are pretty common around here.
>>36186878Ooh, thanks for letting me know. I just made sure you're on the list. I must've missed your ID while typing out that post.
When do I ship card and gifts by?
CALLING OUT:Yuri the YakBruh, do you even post in the threads? Please? I'd hate to be ghosted again on a card that I put a bunch of effort into.To my participating cardees:Corn ChipFairy RingPeppermint PermafrostQuick PrintI really wanted to avoid sending packages because that's expensive, but since I can't really avoid it now... It'll be delayed a bit. I have to do some work now. Probably won't send out till at least Dec 1st, or a bit later. I hope you're having good holiday cheer. I'm not but I guess it's been the same for every holiday event I try to participate in. Different shit, different year, same time.
Raspberry Jazz, do you have a favorite image of your favorite pony? She is a very cute horse.
It's really hard to be creative when you have only Microsoft Paint and 0 skills or talents in anything.My dearest cardee, if you won't post my autistic card here, i promise, when our troops finally invade your homeland, i'd make sure you'll be tortured really hard.
>>36186886>YOU FOOL! YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!>Trigger: First Mass Mailer to Post Mail Confirmation! Good job, Lunar Harmony!>WAIT WHAT?Trap giveaways are tiny surprise giveaways that you win by posting specific things in the thread. Think of it like a Secret Santa bingo sheet, but only I know what’s on the squares and you get a prize when you fill one! >HOW DO I CLAIM MY PRIZE?Take a screenshot of this (you) and e-mail it to email@example.com along with any necessary mailing info, and I will address your prize and mail it ASAP.>WHAT IF I JUST SHOOP A (YOU) TO STEAL A PRIZE?Don’t. You’re nicer than that. Also, these prizes are quite small and you might be putting in a lot of effort for a sticker. It’s not worth it to steal one. Also, I’m not trying to be upsetting or anything, but I know. I know. Please don’t be that guy.>Wishing you a Happy Hearths Warming, full of love and joy!
HEY MUMKEY BUSINESS QUESTION FOR YAI ordered a custom thing that miiight get delivered after Horsemas. Is it cool if you potentially receive something after the holidays? Of course, everything else will arrive before Crimmuh
>>36186979Don’t threaten me with a good time!
>>36186874>Have you ever activated one of your own trap cardsOh yeah, like ten. But probably because they’re all dumb memes that I specifically like so I’m biased.>and given one to yourself?I put on a Ponk tattoo yesterday, does that count?
>>36186979Hey I know very little of artSo I just am making a little ESP32 that shows Starlight Glimmers dripping vag with"A white Christmas came after all"on the screenStolen art, shitty meme textbut hey, they get a free microcontroller
>>36186714If it's a shot at some demon filly, I'm damn well going to try
>>36184704>>36184900Thanks for the heads up! I'll be looking forward to it whenever it arrives. Now I'm curious who my previous santa was and if there was another fun meltdown.
>>36186797>The rent on these stamps is too damn high!This is true so I’m going to ask all my cardees to please mail the stamps back to me after they receive their card. Yes
Reposting this reminder! The raffle for Horsecock Lamp 2.0! Yes! That's right! (You) could have a chance (no pun intended) at owning this one of a kind, phallic equine illumination device!To enter, simply reply to this post, or any future post (unless you've already joined the raffle) with your /ss/ ID,>OR A NEW WAY TO JOIN FOR ANONSIf you are a participant (or even just lurking), and don't want to use your /ss/ ID, email me at my email address below, and I will give you a single ticket to put in the Magical Hat of Destiny! Simple as that!WELL HOLD ON A SECOND!!!...because an object of such pure concentrated degeneracy can only exist in this world if it can be purified! That's why during the duration of the raffle, you can SIGNIFICANTLY boost your odds, by donating to a charity of your choosing, and emailing me the proofs at my email.THAT'S RIGHT! HORSECOCK LAMPS WILL HELP MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!(Please don't try to be a jerk and shoop stuff thanks.) Every $5 donated (or equivalent) will translate to an additional ticket for your /ss/ ID to be entered into the Magical Hat of Destiny, so if you really want an edge against other anons, donate to charity, and send me your proofs! Help make the world a better place!I'll be posting in every /ss/ thread up until>DECEMBER 1ST 12:00 ESTwhen I draw, so be sure to give a reply to one of these messages sometime between now and then if you want a chance!Keep an eye out for bonus ticket giveaways along the way!Good luck everyone, and Happy Horsemas!email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Damnit Tree Skirt where the hell are you. I'm going to kick your ass.
>>36187081An invisible horsecock lamp!?!?!?
>>36187119Modeled after the invisible stallion.
Alright let’s do this!Here are our entries:1 Maplecakes 2 Almond Flower3 Caroling Cartwheel (music ornament)4 Avocado Pits5 Ruby Royale (ornament only)6 Speed Limit7 Fluster Dust8 Tinsel Bow9 Fuzzaluv10 Misty Maze11 Whistle Tune12 Cheerwine13 Mystery Friend (I gotchu fampai)14 Caramel Copycat 15 Corn Chip16 Piano Protege17 Sprinkleheart Spree18 2 Bit Wit19 Almond Heart 20 Monkey Business
>>36186964Don't worry, they're probably hereYaks are just illiterate, you see
>>36187150And it’s going out to Maplecakes, this week! Congrats, girl! I’ll get that headed over on Monday, and everyone else, I’ll get your ornaments going ASAP!Keep your eyes out for the next giveaway tomorrow!
>>36186964No they don’t. Trust me, I’m their Santa, and all is pain.I’m still making you good shit though Yuri. You can’t take that away from me.
>>36186523I'm always down for more art if you have time
>>36187162>a critical fail>but they wonThe dice gods are tricky sometimes
Who's doing awesome? It's (You)! So much cheer is being spread, and your Santee is absolutely going to love what you have in store for them.I hope you are also looking after yourself. Remember: a happy Santa is a happy Santee! Keep it up and you'll make the next week the best one yet, I believe in you!Now join me, as I lift my Horsemas spirits in honour of all you glorious faggots that keep brightening up my day!
>>36187172Love you anon.
>>36186523>>36187167I got an awesome picture from maplecakes if you need a reference.
>>36186714A quick question my friend - are you able to send it via inPost? I'm cautious about sharing my address, but inPost handles parcel lockers and, as far as I know, they are already in several countries. Shipping is also pretty cheap.
>>36186852Giving out YOUR secret ID would ruin the secret part, but not including your Santee's ID makes your post completely useless because there is no way to know who is not being grinched.
>>36186848>>36186881>>36186899I'm sorry but I kek'd
>>36186523Sure, I wouldn't mind seeing this OC in a santa hat!
>>36187251Yeah, well I didn't think it was so funny.
>>36186474A tailbow AND socks!?Are you trying to kill me?
>>36186848Sure thing>>36186881That's not very festive
>>36186852That isn't what the "secret" part is, it's because our real names aren't being used. Either way, refusing to shout out the ID of the person you're assigned to just makes one more person who isn't sure whether their santa is participating.
>>36187336Honestly the use of names or IDs or anything doesn't even matter, it's the gift that should be secret, and I think some santas have been a little too generous with details (or obvious with questions) about what they're getting/making their santee.
>>36187336I will just keep it all a secret ;)
Please stop falling for the obvious bait.
>>36187361but baitpone is just so enticing!
>>36187363>exposed dockI wish to cum inside this pone
>>36187176Sure, why not. I have stuff to do but this thread will be around a while. Post it!
My roommate is currently waiting on 'rona tests to come back. Fuck the entertainment sector for not just fucking off during a pandemic. What should I do if it comes back positive?
>>36187406spread china's gifts far and wide
>>36187406dont worry about it those tests have a 40% fail rate so he coud come back positive but not have it
>>36187406>>36187419also the virus only lasts about 2 to 3 days at most outside of the human body so even if he did have it anything shipped that had the virus on it would completley die off before arriving at its destination
>>36187401Here ya go. Thanks, my dude!
>>36186539Something is definitely flaring up ill say that much
>>36187428Jokes on you, I’m mailing climate controlled jizz bottles
>>36187417>Filly crotch in your faceUNF
>>36187162Oh my gosh!! Talk about a good roll!
>>36187555trips confirm that Festive Flare is a very hot mare with a bit extra down there
>>36187559This week, your natural fumble turned into a critical hit!
>>36187327thanks. big present came for my santee today so i'm gonna wrap to get my mind off things
>>36187419This is only site I can find that claims a 40% false positive rate https://www.icd10monitor.com/false-positives-in-pcr-tests-for-covid-19 and they openly admit they are making a bunch of assumptions to reach that value, most notably a minuscule prevalence of just 1%. Prevalence is the "true" percentage of people infected, and it is exponentially proportional to false positive rate, so 1% prevalence will have far more false positives than 10% prevalence and far fewer than 0.1% prevalence.If you were to test every single person in the entire US right now, you would get a prevalence of 1.4%, which is already higher than their 1% estimate, but people usually only go and get tested when they think they have been exposed or when they are showing symptoms, so the prevalence among those people will be WAY higher than a measly 1.4%. The only site I could find that gives an actual percentage for false positives using actual data is from the UK using numbers from May, where they admit it's only an estimate and further qualify their estimate by saying they have a low prevalence which will inflate the rate of false positives, and yet they STILL only claim >The current rate of operational false-positive swab tests in the UK is unknown; preliminary estimates show it could be somewhere between 0·8% and 4·0%.That's an upper estimate of not 40% but FOUR percent chance of false positives.https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(20)30453-7/fulltextIn any case, if you >>36187406 get a positive result, just immediately get a second test. If that is also positive, then even with a ridiculously high 40% chance of a false positive you only have a 16% chance of getting two false positives (and 6% for three).
>>36187619>then even with a ridiculously high 40% chance of a false positive you only have a 16% chance of getting two false positivesOh and if the chance is really 4% like it says in that link, then there's just a 0.16% chance of getting two false positives not 1.6% like you might guess if you're bad at math
>>36187406I would plan on not being able to taste or smell anything for a couple weeks. It's been 22 days since I had my first symptoms, and even now my senses aren't 100% normal. Outside of that, I had extremely mild symptoms. I didn't even have much of a cough when I actually had corona, though I have episodic coughing now. The virus won't survive shipping, so I wouldn't worry about it too much. Though I do hope you and your roommate don't get porona.
>>36187685Man, you got lucky... a loss of smell/taste is usually accompanied by fairly severe symptoms shortly after. I hope you continue being lucky cause some people are saying their taste hasn't fully returned even several months later.
>>36187749>their taste hasn't fully returned even several months later.Yeah, I was pretty worried about that. I would say my sense of taste and smell are like 75% back to how they are normally. A week ago though, I couldn't smell or taste anything at all. I'm glad they seem to be returning, the holidays wouldn't be the same if I couldn't smell or taste anything.
>>36187769I have several family members with underlying medical problems that make them high risk of severe complications if they were to catch it, plus a few other members (myself included) with very customer-facing jobs, so my family recently decided to cancel thanksgiving and christmas entirely for everyone's safety. It fucking sucks, but... it's for the best.Plus since I don't have to buy my family gifts, I can really splurge on my santee and cardees, so that's nice.
>>36187510are rainbow dashes included?
>>36187773Sorry to hear that Anon, I hope we'll be able to have our normal holiday festivities next year. I'm really grateful for secret santa this year. It means a lot that we can celebrate through these threads and spread some horsemas cheer.
tfw your santa hasn't shouted u out yet :(
>>36186689GIVEAWAY WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT TIME!The entries have been tallied and two winners have been chosen at random!But first, many thanks to all of the fine Anons who took the time to enter. After I finish mailing out the main batch of mass mail cards, I plan on sending all of you a little tiny something extra.And now, the lucky Anon who will walk away with the coveted Princess Luna card is... the undisputed king of vitamin B, Avocado Pits! Fix yourself up some celebratory guacamole and put on your avocado hat because today the numbers were on your side!The OG ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia herself, goes to our favorite adventurous little scamp... Mountaineer! Hop on down from whatever summit you're exploring and claim your prize! Or, rather, wait for it to arrive at your doorstep.Winners, please contact me at MissLunarHarmony@gmail.com and just confirm that you've seen this post. Then I'll send you a tracking number when I ship the prizes this coming week. I have your mailing addresses and spaghetti preferences, but if you have any additional questions or special shipment requests feel free to let me know.
>>36187800you got a name, kiddo?
>>36187841They never do.
>>36187915What the fuck, Anon.
>>36187923Just too easy.
>>36187915Why the fuck would you say something like that?
>>36186726Posted late in the last one, but doing it again
>>36187569>be me, male>Old ID got a mare OC>Last year's ID never got an OC too much anti-namefag REEing>new ID hints at horsecock>think you'll finally get a male holiday OC>get a futa mare insteadI'd say oh no but really I'm not even surprised. This is my life now.
>>36187978>2020>Not wanting to be the little mare
>>36187619>just immediately get a second test. If that is also positive, then even with a ridiculously high 40% chance of a false positive you only have a 16% chance of getting two false positivesThat assumes the probability of false positive is independent for the two tests. I don't know if that's a good assumption. I can imagine if it's something like "you don't have corona but you have X related virus that looks similar for the purposes of the test -> false positive" then the results of two consecutive tests would be correlated.
>>36187685>It's been 22 days since I had my first symptomsOctober 31 was during signups - does this count as "someone in /ss/ gets corona" for bingo purposes?
>>36187988>little mareBoy does this look like the face of a bottom? Bend over u lil shit.
https://u.smutty.horse/lyeghjjhkih.mp3>Doctor Pine Needles in the motherbucking heezy>Sayin fuck Doctor House watch me bounce take it easy >Got the doctors bag packed and the head mirror poppin>In my dope ass lab coat got the nurse cloppin >No stoppin, head boppin, while I’m moppin up veins>With a stethoscope slung round my neck like a chain>Just got one favor can I goddamn ask fo>Stop shovin shit up yo goddamn asshole!>Paging Doctor Needles, Doctor Needles got a problem here>Got an action figure fully stuck inside my derrière >Would you kindly scrub in and get that blockage outta me>Paging Doctor Needles, Doctor Pine Needles MD>Doctor Pine Needles, MD, slinging hella drugs >Overdosed on horse viagra, now I’m feelin hella buzzed>Think it might last over four hours, call a nurse >Spree and Reflex Hammer fightin over who go first>When you roll like this, girl you know I’m gettin bitches >I get more action than Kiwifag gets stitches>It’s ridiculous my dick is so addictive got >The government calling it a schedule one narcotic>Y’all caught it, I ain’t talkin bout the coof>Doofus, but the truth is my malpractice vest is bulletproof>Cause I know it’s never lupus and I never missed a scan>Laser focused,diagnosis: “You a little bitch, damn.”>Big dick swagger and that med school debt>I’ma squeeze your insurance for a penny you can bet>Now, now, turn around, drop trou, take a bow>Lemme take a looksee what you stuck up in there now>Paging Doctor Needles, Doctor Needles got a problem here>Got a bad dragon fully stuck inside my derrière >Would you kindly scrub in and get that blockage outta me>Paging Doctor Needles, Doctor Pine Needles MD
>>36188002>Never sleep, 24/7 I be on call,>365 mixin all my meds with alcohol>Open heart surgery, bitches and I’m high as balls>Did a triple bypass while I’m trippin adderall>After all, this is why they payin me the big bucks>I’ll adjust your moral fiber, I don’t give no fucks>Take ya central nervous system, it’ll do you both good>Should you pay me up front? Yeah I think you both should.>X ray specs like I’m livin in the future>Givin CT scans while I’m hoof stitchin sutures>Livin like a gangsta cause I’m always in that stress mode>Sprinkleheart Spree, get the defib, let’s code,>Graduated early at the top of my class>Now I’m spendin every fuckin day probin that ass>Facemask on and those rubber glove hooves>Call me Dr Lubricant; I’m astroglide smooth>Paging Doctor Needles, Doctor Needles got a problem here>Got a little pony fully stuck inside my derrière >Would you kindly scrub in and get that blockage outta me>Paging Doctor Needles, Doctor Pine Needles MD
>>36187988I want to love my little mare
>>36188001>off by oneFestive Flare confirmed for adorable little bottom mare
>>36188017I don't really think she's a bottom mare, but I don't think she's a top either. I'm sure she enjoys getting that kirin pussy filled as much as she enjoys putting that flare of hers to good use.
>>36188029Oh, so she's a full package futa then? 99% of futa shit on derpibooru is just a "mare" with a dick so I just assumed
Hypno Hype here! My cardees?Matcha the ChangelingNoontime BreezeSubtitlesStill working on your cards to send ASAP
>>36188038I guess we get a full package every year.
>>36187998It should, I even posted about it when I found out I was positive >>36104272
>>36188038>just a "mare" with a dick That's called a trap, Anon. and since male kirins look exactly like females...
>>36188056>implying there are male and female kirins>implying they aren't just all herms
>>36188038>>36188056This, why do you think futafags hate traps so much?
>>36188056>>36188062The male kirins lack the eyelashes the females have though
>>36188068>implying eyelashes aren't just another trait like eye color for kirins
I fucking love this thread
>>36187978There always needs to be at least some mare OCs for variety in shipping and porn.Speaking of porn, Festive Flare and Sugarplum Sheath sound like prime candidates for OC lewds...
>>3618570210 (ten) lucky winners, and I'm one of them!? Holy shit, thank you so much! I'll treasure those two bone pones like ya wouldn't believe. And if it turns out I get tge same type twice, I'll definitely find someone to spread the cheer with.Also, a certain gift I've worked on today has caused me quite some frustration but it's turning out cute.
>>36188088Keep Kirins pure. No race mixing. Fuck off with that gay shit.
>>36188042What better way to spread horsemas cheer?
>>36188105With more kirins and less faggotry
>>36188103>>36188109Who put kindling up your bum, little kirin?
>>36188113holy shit I need an anonfilly nirik REEEEEEing so bad now
>>36187821Celebratory Guacamole for everyone!
>>36188115>tfw I just wanted a kirin holiday ID this year
>>36188137What's your ID? Maybe one of us could work with it.
>>36188137Bro, that solution is easy as fuck. Just draw OC art as a kirin. People have changed up their race plenty of times before by just saying, “Nah, Sarge is called “Griffin” like a nickname. She’s a pony.” And vice versa.
>>36188143>>36188148My ID already got drawn and is wonderful. Maybe next year!
>>36186714>"I am only doing what must be done for the future of pony kind... You will understand in due time, Princess. Until then I can only hope for your forgiveness."
>>36188151Still, could you give us the ID and a pic? Like >>36188148 mentioned, Sergeant Griffin was changed from a griffin to a pegasus, and even if we can't do something like that for your name there are still other possibilities, such as having your ID for this year be enamored with or fascinated by kirins.
In the spirit of >>36169215 I will now read you my children’s book. It’s called Pinkie Pie Throws a Baby
>>36188276Hello friends, my name is Pinkie Pie. My cutie mark is a swarm of snakes. Throwing panties at my friends is what I love to do!
>>36188283I am having a party today. I hope our well endowed friends can come on my chest.
>>36188286Twilight Sparkle brings a penis cake to share with the a swarm of murder moths. She is a lesbian.
>>36188290Before the police arrived there is one last thing to do.My favorite part of all…To hang used condoms on the wall.
>>36188295That was a beautiful story, just like my nanny used to read to me at bed time before she beat me.
>>36186964Hey there! No problem at all! Take your time with it! No rush c:
>>36188290Wings scribbled out really makes me giggle
Peppermint PermafrostIt's time to answer questionsThe life sized Twi you mentioned. Do you know the maker? Or dimensions by chance? You also mentioned accessories for her would be cute. Anything particular? Or cute Twi in outfits pics you've always enjoyed?I'm plotting, but I need some extra info
>>36188002>>36188003hot bars i liked the cns anon line.
>>36188295Newfags take note, this is the kind of shit I want to see in people's gifts.
>>36186743I cleaned up your terrible lineart. Like seriously... I appreciate you for bringing some free cheer to the thread but I don't think I could ink a sketch that badly if I tried. Some of these lines I literally couldn't even tell what was correct and fixing the scales on her back actually gave me a headache.
>>36188438You are a very strange troll
>>36188340The accessories thing was just me spitballing different ideas. Since she's coming with a hoodie and socks, maybe a saddle or her tiara, but I know that stuff's impractical; you don't have to go that route if it's too hard. She's something like 46" long, and as for outfits, she looks good in so many things. Grand Galloping Gala Twi, Scientist Twi, Santa Twi, comfy gf chic Twi, Goth Twi. I really like those last two.
>>36188397And here's my quick and dirty coloring that was mostly accomplished with the bucket tool>>36186539enjoy, faggot
>>36187821Yass, that's my first Giveaway that i won for the couple of years!Thank you Lunar Harmony!
>>36188563>that facenow I'm even thirstier dammit
>>36188002he kinda looks like sexy Neighsay
>>36188126Yay i love guacamole!
>>36186523Hey ! Let's see what you hot. Could I have an update on my OC ?>>36188092>Install Hype.exe
>>36187406You get to cross off a square on the bingo card
Scrunchabunch, just trying to reach out again. I have the main elements mostly ordered and it should be completing within a week. After Thanksgiving I'll have the personal touches added and sent out.I really hope you're here or you see this.Santa, wherever you are I still believe in you too.
Muzzle Nuzzles, the majority of your gift has been ordered and is on its way to me. Some of it probably won't arrive until mid-December, so expect your gift to be shipped in two parts. I really hope you'll enjoy it!>>36188002Damn, Chuckles. Nice work!
>Hello, Amazon here, how can I help you?Yeah I need to get some stuff to finish up Anon's gift. I'm looking for a My Little Pony...>Educational robot? Here you go.
>>36188788Hohoho, so you want hype? Let's just say this particular good is thoughtful, practical, cute and definitely dripping amateurish TLC. And: it's just a part of the whole box-o-cheer I'm sending to my dear Roi Soleil.
>>36189065>Roi SoleilThis kind of talk will definetly endup in gay greentext someday.
>>36189082>somedayHow about I offer you a deal, monsieur: If the parcel arrives late (possibly due to an ordered item), I'll drop you a hot, steaming pile of greentextual spaghetti on Crimmus. It might even contain illegible passages of very bad French just UUUU. If you like it, good for you! If you don't, I still get a laugh out of the embarrassment. In other words, it's my favorite kind of deal: the one where I've already won, but we better keep this a little secret. If you're lucky and your Cheer™ arrives you on time, I might still abuse my terrible power to post on /mlp/ and shower you in oodles of noodles.Wouldn't one of your special someponies just love a bit of literature? ^;)
>>36186726glimmer can't cook food
>>36189110> A bet where the opponent always win...Sounds fair to me !In terms of litterature I might just know the special pony for this indeed.
It’s a great day to smile! There’s a lot of beauty and love in the world, friends. Take just a moment to dwell on that and maybe smile for a moment, even if you’re not having one of the good days today.
>>36189163Y-you too, Chuckles
>>36189065>>36189082>>36189110>>36189138Just go ahead and fuck already!
>>36189138>opponentI'd call it a win-win. It's a wonderful opportunity to add another present after the more physically comprehensible stuff has been sent off. You just happened to ask your santa to "have fun", and a Discordfag might have a peculiar understanding of such warm words. (All of these anons having more obviously lovable waifus, and here I am, seeing someone like Artsy Fartsy give a bad, bad rep to anything Discord as if he were only a pathetic troll's avatar. All I want is to spread cheer with a little tsundere twist and receive something as alien as.. Christmas cheer.)>>36189200Wanna join?
>be me>participate on every year>get assignment>look at his fav ponies>ohno.bat>look at his wish list>"whatever you made">fuckmehard.wav>ask in thread for more info>have no idea about his hobby>it's 22.11 already>still no idea what to giveit's first time I'm blinking on present. I also don't want to put some random shit inside.
>>36189210oh fugg. Maybe they participated in the previous years and can be found in the Desuarchive? Have you also tried contacting them via SantaPone in case they don't show face around here?
>>36189220well, I asked him in the thread but I missed one line of greenhe answered, and told me his hobby, but I have no idea about his hobby. so now I'm browsing internet learning the fuck people with his taste like
>>36189244I don't think there's harm in asking again, Anon. Better to give a good present with better information than to try to stay prideful and buy something less fitting. Besides, I feel slightly called out. Which favourite pone are we talking about?
>>36189263Unless said fav pony would reveal the person too much, of course.
To my Cardees:Avocado PitCandy TiaraChompy the Diamond DogDecorated DockFiller EpisodeFunny FuzePeppermint PermafrostStreetviewTiny TotsWorkshop WiFiCan you guys let me know when you receive your cards? I'm paranoid that USPS somehow didn't check the particular outgoing mailbox that I put the cards in. I mean I'm sure they did, I'm just full of literal autism.
>>36189272Of course, I’ll post in the thread right away when it gets here.
>>36189272>post your cards>Tiny Tots>Workshop WiFiSanta Pone have bad info for you mate >>36183436
>>36189299Did they ever do a Nurse Redheart? A...asking for a friend
>>36189415No, doesn't look it. He did a lot of other stuff though and most of it is just as fantastic like seriously longinius, you're killing me herehttps://derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Alonginius&sf=wilson_score&sd=desc
>>36189292I want to decorate a mare's dock for xmas
>>36189417not enough artists do lingerie on ponies
>>361894332011 ec major was a thing
>>36189431I want to cover a mares dock with kisses And it doesn’t have to be on Horsemas
>>36189292>>36189431>>36189450What's a dock? I don't know horse anatomy terms
>>36189319Yay! /)>>36189324I'm aware they haven't logged in, Anon. F
>>36189471how did you get here
>>36186714>>36186721>>36186726These'll be good gifts to give next year. Entering.Unrelated to the giveaway, but I just noticed the local postal service currently doesn't deliver to Australia at all. I'm sorry, my card exchange partner from there, but there's nothing I can do. I'll mail your card tomorrow and it gets there when it gets there.
>>36189471It's basically the actual tail skin and bone part underneath all the hair of the tail, but the underside is exposed near the genitals like this bit circled in green, which for cultured horsefuckers like us is MAXIMUM UNF HNNNNNNNNG
>>36189488Oh ok, never knew it had a technical name. it is hot af tho>>36189478chill
>>36189205>DiscordfagOne of my fav character after the Sun and Friendship princesses and totally in my top tier list. This sounds like an excellent combination.By the way, for those who know me, I might prepare a few special giveways with one relic from the past. I also bought a shit ton of wood for extra cheer. Sorry for not being really active posting this year, but I got a lot to think about these days IRL.
>>36189513You're god damn right it is.Seriously though, how are docks so fucking sexy? I swear they're better than actual genitals at this point.
>>36189513>>36189522M U HI want to lick and kiss it so badly.
I made a thing for everyone.https://ponyblasphemy.itch.io/twilights-giftIts a very short visual novel (~2 minutes play time, and only 2 ending), with all art stolen from This Pony Does Not ExistRegardless of if anyone likes it, I plan to make another one.Happy Hearth Warming to all.
>>36189583>1/9>0.999...That's not right. Doesn't matter, nice little game-thingy!
>>36189583>tfw dividing by zero was the first thing I triedI kek'd. Good game-ish thing
Should I address the text on my cards to the real person or the holiday ID? And should I write as their waifu or as the boring human I am?
>>36189628That really just depends on the Cardee. Some folks like it one way; some folks like it the other. If you can’t tell for sure, the safest bet is not call them by their real name or their holiday ID and just call them anon.
>>36189628I always do holiday ID, that way they can share it in the thread. Of course put their real name on the envelope. If you want to write as their waifu, you definitely could. Just be sure to make it believable if you do. For instance, you should probably write out their card with your mouth if they have an earth pony waifu. In all seriousness, just make sure to capture aspects of their waifu in what you write out.
>>36189647I've always referred to them as "Anon" or as "(You)"
>>36188003This rap is sick.
>>36189856Thanks. I’m stuck mobileshitting and didn’t have that.
>>36189673My handwriting is terrible, but I'm confident I've written enough green to have a very good grasp on all of the M6's characters.
>>36189515The focus will remain on Celestia and Twilight, but now I'll definitely sneak in a little Discord somewhere.
My 2 hours of basic pony drawing techniques are shaping up into the most glorious crayon drawing ever!
>>36188002>>36188003 BravissimoI am speechless, what a fantastic production. Thank you
Twin Blade! Update on your gift: I ordered some interesting things, as requested, off Amazon. One of them is getting here by November 28th, and the other one won't be here until December 3rd. I will be shipping the box of ultimate Autism to you as soon as I get the last item in. Expect spaghetti hopefully by Crimmus!
Drawing for my santee and kept failing at their cutie mark, does anyone else wanna play naughts and crosses instead?I lost my first round...
>>36189583Got a laugh at Twilight's floating eyeballs.
>>36190120do what all lazy artist (fan or IDW) do. Copy png and don't give a shit.
Santa, it would really make my day if I could just get a (You) to know you're out there. Been a pretty shitty last few days.
>>36190238I'm not your santa but I do have a nice card planned. I hope this helps a little!
>>36190245Thanks based cardee. Gonna send out cards soon.
>>36190120How about a nice game of chess instead?
Santa Pone, please, answer to mails! I forgot my password and i need some info about my santee and cardee which i forgot! First of all, i forgot their IDs, lol.I can't proceed without it.
hey fairy ring, did you get your gift yet?
>>36190120I'll be X
>>36190263Best contact for that would probably be the website dev. Their email is in >>36186474.
>>36190267Alright! Let’s go!
>>36190281>>36190282The council of Os has decided, it seems.
Chuckle Buck and Potato Punch, it is I, Giftbag Goodies the Griffin. I command you to post your OCs so you can receive a cute drawing of them with the card <3
>>36190287Moar liek “O yeah,” amirite?I’ll see myself out.
>>36190296(You) have been X-communicated
I se what you're doing and I say no
>>36190308I love the quality of this image.
>>36190311That's cheating. You're better than that.
>>36190319Does this mean we’re all winners or losers?
>>36190328>>36190329It means we've now got ourselves a beautiful cutie mark!
>>36190334>inb4 Tic tac toe Pony green/oc gets made
>>36190358Tic Tac Toe a good poner.
>>36189628If you're writing it out as their waifu, definitely use their real name. Not everyone has an attachment to their ss ID, so it would feel a bit weird and impersonal to have your waifu use an anonymous thing of convenience.If you're not writing as their waifu, eh, you might still use their real name. They can just censor that part out if they post it to the thread.
>>36190334I like how this game ended in a tic-tac-tie.
>>36190434>>36190453You forgot to take your name off
>>36190434>>36190453>>36190462You know the rules. Drop your fetishes
>>36190462Oh no I did that 100% on purpose
>>36190434The only way to win is not to play.
>>36190500That's a good wisdom.
>>36190500God I wish that were me
Post your name and I'll try to make a short Christmasy poem.
>>36190609Strange name, friend
Ready to shipits funny because my santee is an offboarder
>>36190644>/ss/It might be considered as nazi stuff with enough stretch.
>>36190644But that also means you either bought or had a reddit sticker, which is cringe
>>36190644Good one Anon XD
>>36190609That isn't a real /ss/ name
>>36190644Where'd you get that sticker in the first place, Anon?
>>36190590Well I wasn't gonna post my name cause I've been getting a lot of stuff recently, but if no one else is gonna give you one...
>>36190691Probably bought it online specifically for this event.
>>36190590Context if you weren't around at the start of the thread >>36186539
>>36190644lol did you get that sticker at the HarmonyCon /ss/ meetup? I’m still trying to decide what to do with mine.
>>36190704Hey, if the shoe fits.
Festive Flare, Festive Flare, We took you up on a darePut on boots and climbed the roof,All to see the old Snowhoof!With his sleigh pulled by deer,Bags full of cheer,Yet the starry night remains black tonightThe ground so soft and white.Then a jingling and a janglingNine deer he was wrangling!
>>36190644First person to reply with reddit username will get free reddit gold
>>36190680>>36190691>>36190713I think I got it at HarmonyCon, but I don't remember when or from whom.
>>36190712Fun fact, both posts were by me.
>>36190733Oh, you mean the poem and the santa hat drawing? Thanks for the extra cheer Anon
>>36190738I'm just glad I made someone's day a little brighter.
>>36190731Funny Sun was giving them out, the madlad. Shit, I might throw mine on my package too since my santee is ghosting.
>>36190763Go for itbtw I was the guy who posted >pic related above the urinal at J's
>>36190590Hell, why not?
>Doctor Scientist>Limoncello Jello>Pencil SketchAny specific requests for your cards?
WOOOOOOO!With a very few exceptions, the cards are stuffed and ready to post! You people are wonderful and beautiful and some of your comments on the signup form were very silly and made me laugh.Happy Horsemas!
>>36190519Thank you <3
>>36190818That Derpy is CUUUUUTE!Also you're lucky that screen is too blurry to read because once posted it's never really gone
>>36190873My talent is being nameless. Your talent is deleting while I was replying.
>GIVEAWAY TIME!This time it’s like five freaking pounds of oak!>THE PRIZE?This big ol CMC Logo Shield in oak. I can add a hanger to the back if the winner wants it, as well, to be a wall plaque. This was all embossed in one solid piece of oak because I’m too dumb to cutout the logo design and glue it to a shield.>HOW DO I ENTER?In honor of the Crusaders, it’s time to find your talent. Try out a drawing! Or a green! Poetry, music, knitting, sculpture, programming: anything that makes a product or content! Put on your name and post some content or WIPs as you hunt for your talent and you’ll be entered. If you already know what your very special talent is, then post some of that, as long as it’s in the positive Horsemas spirit!>DEADLINE? Saturday, November 28, sometime in the afternoon, US Central time.>RUNNER UP PRIZES?Everyone who enters will get one of these little CMC shield ornaments!I gotta stop clicking reply to a post to open a text box and forgetting to erase the link...
>>36190882Nice collection of pony cups you have there.
>>36190853yeah, I know it’s not readable but I really worry about stuff like that. Scared the hell out of me once I spotted it.
>>36190884Wow, that's quite an endeavor! I won't be entering as it's not really what I want but I admire the amount of craftsmanship to make it.
>>36190238Alright, alright. I'll come out of the woodwork, Wonder Waves. All the stuffs been ordered and I've started personalizing whats already arrived. Things are pretty busy with work at the post office this year but there's no chance I'd grinch ya. Guess while I'm here I should tell Roasty Chestnut, Chompy, Maplecakes and Pandemonium that I'm working on their cards too. They'll probably be out early this week to Also fuck you, Autism. I'm supposed to hate OCs but people like you make it hard, especially this time of year. Thanks for the greens, lad.
>>36190882I see your Golly loli, I have that same cup, that Rainbow Dash mug is a fucking tank. I dropped it on concrete once and not a scratch on it. Not that I recommend dropping ceramic on concrete
>>36190882That is your talent!Here’s the link to the running list!https://docs.google.com/document/d/11YRmCmRMmBeUqv-IuaMr8frJpVBK4q_jZyZ0yRms-EA/edit
>>36190893Don't worry about it, I opened the image in another tab before you deleted it but even zooming in it's completely illegible, literally all I can make out is it's some sort of spreadsheet, maybe two side by side.
>>36190644>its funny because my santee is an offboarderHow were you able to determine that? I'm hoping mine isn't, since I've yet to hear anything from them at all...
>>36190962Googled their irl name, found him on a school list, messaged all of the other people in the class to ask about what kind of pony stuff they are into (wishlist was shitty) until one of them responded with a link to his YouTube and his Reddit username was the same as YouTube
>>36190884I tried making some origami ponies the other day. First time trying origami and it was pretty fun. Also I'm just entering for the ornament, I'd feel shitty winning any more giveaways this year.
>>36190906>that Rainbow Dash mug is a fucking tank
>>36191004Those are some cute ponies
>>36190996>tfw your santa reveals your power level to your entire classAre you fucking kidding me, Anon?
>>36190884Drew this a while ago and have not shared until now.Figured this is a good time to do so!
>>36190996I hope I don't get someone like you if I ever sign up.
>>36190884Im in, To anyone curious the cup is Walnut and the handle is spalted Oak
>>36190996jesus fucking christ lmao I feel so bad for your santee
>>36191019It's cute! This will definitely win.
>>36191018The site was from 2015 so it's not like it matters anymore
>>36191011They are and they make great desk companions!
>>36191040Oh my god you're serious.
>>36190996Based, did you make sure to ask them about his lewd preferences as well?
>>36190902Thank you based Santa. I promise i'll love whatever you have planned! Also, bless you postal worker anon, you've been through a year of absolute Hell, and deserve the Derpy Mailmare badge of honor. Also,>greensIs this referring to anything outside the event and i'm missing the context? EWEM?
>>36191004Wow i love origamis and yoursare so lovely! Nice work Avocado!
I thought this package was gonna be something I ordered for my bday and I was so confused when I opened it to find sour spagoot. Cheers Caramel Swing, got a good laugh out of me and they tasted delicious!
>>36191049KEKNo I'm not autistic
>>36191063Uh I think you mean "not THAT autistic" because >>36190996 you clearly are
>>36190996>gets A text from Highschool friend "I have some questions for you."about What?>"Ponies?"I can Explain.
>>36191004Those are great, man
>>36191019Cute everycreatures! >>36191024Gorgeous!
>>36190884Im getting back into drawing. I haven't really been confident recently, so Ive been doing it with a friend. We both draw one of the ponies, he does the backgrounds and shading, and I color, makes it a lot more enjoyable this way.
>>36190884I drew my santa a daki for christmas, i'd post it but I wouldnt wanna spoil it for them. dont spose I can enter and send you an email or something?
>>36190884>already know what your very special talent is, then post some of thatFugit, at the small risk of unanonymizing myself, this just released yesterday, and I made one of the parts. Just wanted to share since everyone did such a stellar job, and /mlp/ seems to like YTP stuff. https://youtu.be/iHBRoZMZEXM
>>36191112Just post spoilered
>>36191114Make jack black fluttershy louder ponydub octagon panasonic 99 dollars rainbow dash ytpmv
>>36191123you forgot sparta remix
>>36190728https://u.smutty.horse/lyepvkhyoxq.wav>>36190884My Special Talent is to participate in the /ss/ threads.
>>36190996funny joke anon
>>36189024Huh, you know, there's gotta be a website somewhere that lets you build a virtual lego kit, generate an instruction booklet, and order all the parts for it. I had a program 15+ years ago that would let you build stuff and generate the instructions, so I'm sure someone must have made a web version with part ordering at some point. A custom pony lego kit might make for a good /ss/ gift next year.
>>36189024Huh, is there a website that lets you design a custom lego set, generate the instruction book, and order all the parts? Might be cool for a custom /ss/ gift for next year
>>36191140>>36191192Okay what the fuck Hiroshima, why was my first post invisible until the instant I made the second one? Are the mac minis on fire?
>>36191131The piano music is a nice touch!
>>36191198Don't use the update button
Got to give a call out to my letter assignments: Chompy the Diamond Dog, Dancer Do, Eclipse, and Holly Hype the Hippogryph. I must apologize for signing up for all of you since I did not fully understand the requirements for the letters. I have letters written but I was unaware gifts were supposed to be included in there as well. For Eclipse I bought some con merch recently that fits your favorite ponies so as penance shall send them to you. For the rest I have placed orders for gifts to include but they wont be expected to ship until December 4th. The vendor isn't too far from me so hopefully can beat the deadline but if not then the blame is entirely on me and deserve to be called out for it on here.Man thought it was funny my name sounded like a Grinch's name but I might end up living up to it if there's any delays on those gifts and fail to hit the Dec 10th deadline. Going to do fastest shipping though to try and eliminate as many risks as possible.
Sleigh Bell Scree! I just finished packing your box o' cheer in this somewhat ironic used Newegg box! I'll make an attempt to drop it off at the post office during my lunch break tomorrow at work. Everything is packed pretty snuggly in there so I'm not sure if that will help or hurt during transit. I'll update you once its on it's way!
>>36191211Anon... I...Gifts aren't required for letters.A drawing is the custom.Since mailing something in an envelope theoretically costs less than a dollar its meant for people who don't intend to spend much.I'm sorry.
>>36191208I didn't - when I got to the bottom and couldn't find my first reply, I refreshed the whole page. It still wasn't there, even though 15+ minutes had passed.
>>36191211Nothing is required for card assignments aside from the card itself. It’s up to you if you want to send extra goodies.Just have fun
>>36191112Sounds cool! Sure thing, friend! email@example.com
>>36191131It’s a good talent.
Santa Pone, please check your correspondence chat. I sent a message.
>>36191229>>36191233Oh shoot... Well darn for being such a goof feel like maybe I could send the letters now and send extras with the gifts when they arrive to ensure I don't miss them arrive before Christmas.>>36190884Also I know this isn't MLP related but I created these for a bingo Christmas party. Afraid I'm not too good with any artistic stuff but this is the only things I have on hand I created. Only hobby outside pony is guns and unless you want to see my zeroing targets or medals I can't display my talent.Curious though I know it's getting close to Dec 5 but does anyone think there'd be some way to make MLP themed versions of these and maybe I could do a give away thing as well? Snowmen are one thing but ponies would require some extra finesse I'm not sure I could muster.
>>36191235Sent lad, thanks for the giveaway!
>>36191288These are heckin cute!
>>36191214I don't wish to alarm you, but there appears to be a strange man in your room with you
>>36191356Dont worry already taken care of.
I'm very sorry, I've rushed by my job. And I'm still six thread behind, but I will catch up tomorrow night.So, Stickerbook, fear not, you will have a Dashing Christmas, honest!Bappy Paws the wittlest Diamond Dog, Festive Flare, Low Hanging Ornaments, Mint Condition, Potato Punch, Puddle Jump, Rocky Volcano, Traveler Trail, Vanilla Vale and You Betcha, I'm very sorry, but you will receive an good old box of autism from this dam Fluffy!Also, Traveler Trail, nice to see you this year too!If there is some space left in your box of autism, I will try to fit a bit more meme and pones, mark my words!Finally, dear Silver Lining, I'm very glad to know my giftee. Do your best but don't worry if you are late, I know that previous year, some anon really stressed out a lot. So just know that I will appreciate your gift whenever I receive it. Be it late or not.Also, I hope I didn't make too much faults, it's 2:30AM here. Gotta see Luna. Take care!
>>36191211You don't have to include any gift on card exchange. Also it'll hurt your wallet if your going to ship it to me..
>>36191371Doesn't exist you fuck
>>36191415That's surprising. Well, we both found out something today then.
>>36191333Thank you kindly! Going to head to a crafts store tomorrow and try to see if I can create an MLP themed one to be more appropriate for the thread and that give away contest plus would lift my spirits immensely if I had the chance to make my own give away prize to offer.
>>36191288Pony versions of these would be heckin' cute. You should do it!
>>36191288These are adorable!!! They remind me of animal crossing snowmen! I agree you should for sure try to make some pony themed ones!
>>36191369>Sleigh Bell Scree never did receive his package...>>36190730/u/laurenfaust
>>36191446Worse comes to worse, make a holiday parasprite.
Hey Bootleg Bop, any preferences on pre packaged foodstuffs?
>>36189272I got my card! Thank you ^:)
>>36191523That actually sounds pretty fuggin cute
>>36191211Dont think you HAVE to put gift with the cards.......Right?
>>36191671Oh no, definitely not. Some people do send extra stuff just for fun but all that's required is a card.
>>36191214My excitement has become the big excitement! I will definitely keep an eye out for a Newegg box filled with wonders and joy and autism. Thank you very much!
>>36191641I really like sour stuff, and I don't like things with peanuts or peanutbutter in them. I'm really up for anything in regards to snacks though, be it candy, cookies, or whatever you think of. Hope that helps.
Maximus Shadowlord, sorry about the lack of updates. I'm just kind of waiting for everything to get here and then I will get it on its way to you asap. The two things I was worried about the most have shipped so now I just have to pray they get here soonish or you are getting an extended crimmus (yay!). Again, if you have any questions comments or concerns, please let me know.
>>36190293Ooh, how adorable.Ask and you shall receive.
>Plumberry Pie >Dancer Do>Hot Chocolate Chimney>Cozy KettleYour cards will be dispatched tomorrow, God willing. Hope they reach you all in good order! Happy Horsemas, friends!>Fumble Buns>Candy Tiara>Melodious Moon>Fairy Ring>Packing Presents>Ruby RoyaleYour cards are all ready and good to go, but I ran out of bubble mailers, and it’s also past my bedtime, so you domestic friends will have to wait a day or two! But they’re coming! Just like me. On your cards.
Always love putting the wrapping paper on the inside for my Santee. It's a small detail, but I like doing it, because it makes their gift brimming with pony.
>>36191845That is a great idea that I am going to steal.
>>36191854Feel free to! more pony the better!
>>36191845Like an explosion of ponies clever. Also hides the spaget.
>>36191845Very nice! Looks like it would take actual measurements though
>>36191899eyeballing it and trimming the edges works well enough for me. also very helpful if there's a measured grid on the reverse of the paper
>>36191106That sounds like a really fun collab.
>>36191106This screams Plunger
>>36191926You must have good eyeballs.Hand them over.
>>36191845God damn, what a cool idea.Wish I could do that but, I can't get any mlp wrapping paper.
>>36192027Do something similar inside.
>>36191131I wanna fuck your voice anon
>>36191024I’d drink cider out of that.
>>36190590Sure why the hell not.Sounds like fun.
>>36190527Me too Anon, me too...>>36190590Microphone Madness
>>36190265Ah! Not yet, though that doesn't mean it hasn't arrived at my PO Box! I'll go check it tomorrow morning, and let you know c:
Howdy Yall*Zumba the Zebra: Apologies for the delay in response on my end, I got way caught up on some things at my end, but that's over now, and yes I dearly love the cup, >rape is best pony , any other questions now that you got me?*Tinsel Bow: Hola my South America companero, I'm gathering things for your gift(s) and such, any questions on your end?*Babble/Cozy Abode/Traveler Trail: Working on yall's cards as well, and will probably make it a card+ wiht a goody or two
>>36190293I don't have one.
>>36192027Try dollar tree. literally only place I could find it.
>>36192349Unfortunately, I'm an ausfag and there isn't really much pone material here.
All my frens went to sleep. What do you guys do when you're alone drunk
>>36192361bust nuts against the wall
>>36192361Fap and/or shitpost on 4chins.
Hello Rosemary Spice, if you got something like this, would you die?
>>36192361drink more.come here.message other friends.or watch youtube until the darkness takes me away. :)
>>36192361watch old mlp episodes and cry
>>36191388Ayyy im glad to hear that! Thanks for calling me out Fluffly!
>>36192505It would be extremely painful.
I dont have freinds yet still trying just haven't happend for me yetIm drinking rum and eggnog alone in my BEST GLASS watching House M.D. Life sucks I only drink weekends November December because my whole family seems to have addiction problems and I don't want to chance myself Most nights I would be crafting something (I craft all year round but more when it is cold because I can not go outside) but tonight I chill with eggnog watch shitty TV
>>36192547>>36192361 Im a tard ment to reply Threads slow enough you probably got I was replying At least I didnt leave my name on like mud puddle
Okay horse fuckers it’s time. My giftee is a Dashfag who wants DirtyInternetToys (American-Meat) and I just so happen to have two Dash holes; a new one and a used one. Now here’s my dilemma... do I send them the new or the used Ponut?Poll to decide!http://www.strawpoll.me/35195231
>>36192552t. mud puddle
>>36192553Maybe ask them if they'd be cool with a used one? This happened last year.
>>36192547Keep going bro, you can make some friends :)
>>36192552>>36192560Im rambling BUT me and a dude in the local mall chatted with me for a bit about random shit and he complemented my mask( bandana with a mustache )we exchanged names and elbow bumped Maybe I will see him again and we can be freinds I hope I see him again
>>36192559It’s in /MLP’s hooves now
>>36192568anon, would a tourist really be up at midnight browsing 4chan to vote on a poll about a fake horse vagina?
>>36192577That’s actually a valid point. Have we ourselves become PC?
>>36192583Christmas time does weird things to people, anon.
>>36192553>>36192568I will also be printing out a copy of the results and sending them with the gift to my giftee FYI
anyone have some good pony christmas videos/songs?
>>36192568I just want your santee to enjoy virgin horsepussy without worrying about getting aids
>>36192676I don’t have aids you fuck.
>>36190884>Be Sweetie Bell>Find out you are one of Rarity's failed abortions
>>361927750/10 This is not your special talent
>>36190996see? thats why I don't use my name online
>>36192553ask yourself. would you prefer virgin horse puss and untasted ponut?Personally I would think that someone else dick was in there and it would kill my bonner.
>>36192343well, in that case you'll recieve something else im sure you'll like ;)
>>36192505Yes, but I got pic related last year so just fuck my shit up.
Pulsar Patterns, are you allergic to hay?
>>36192906I don't believe I am allergic to it.
>>36192913Thank you! soon.tm
>>36192553Open and use the new one. Then you won't have a dilemma anymore.
>>36191112Was it an Appul daki?
I just wanted to say I love you guys so fucking much, you restore my faith in humanity that the world hasn't completely gone to shit
>>36192311Okay then good to know you love the Cup. Got something neat planned for you for your gift. Also sorry if things are going to take a while to get to you.To my cardees, things will be deployed next week hopefully.
SURPRISE MASS MAIL UPDATE!Good news, everyone! I was able to finish prepping the U.S. cards much faster than expected, and got up early to mail them before work this morning. This means all of my extra cheer cards have officially been mailed! U.S. Anons can expect to see them start showing up as early as Wednesday. Brace yourselves for cheer!
>>36191112Are u that faggot, Rat?
>>36192982Right back at you, friend!
>>36191949Aye, cause he is the one Im drawing with
>>36193044Please tell me you didn't put any spaghetti on mine.
>>36193177Lunar’s a pro, dawg. I’m sure you’re safe.
>>36193080Based Plunger. Call him a faggot and ask him for lumpia for me.
Rivalry! Your card arrived today with all the little goodies. Thanks so much!I'm still working on yours and my other cardees' cards, but I'm hoping I'll be able to get them out in the next week or so :)
>>36193044What's the ETA of international anons?I'd love to see what you're doing this year.
Trap card arrived, Chuckles! Thanks again, housemates had a good laugh at the button.It'll be going on my art bag pictured in the bg. Cheers!
>>36192553whichever you send to your santee, can you send me the other one
what would dashfucker want for christmas? aside from dakimakura
>>36193302Some good taste in ponies, because they're clearly lacking it at the moment
>>36180615 .Hey Chuckle Buck, sorry again for the late reply, I was waiting to see if I would get a tracking code.But I haven't gotten one yet. If I do get one I'll send it to you right away.
>>36193302Are you looking for alternative presents or just small shit to add? Did he list any hobbies?
Forgot to spoil the image, whoops!>>36193177Fear not, friend! I only place spaghetti on the envelopes going to Anons who ask for it. If you answered "No" to spaghetti, what's coming your way is a plain envelope with a fetching but tasteful color scheme that's indistinguishable from any other type of Christmas card. Absolutely nothing pony-related on the outside (see pic for sneak preview). And even when I do add spaghetti, it's generally pretty subtle.>>36193242All international cards were sent out on the 21st, so their ETA depends on their destination. I can't speak with complete accuracy because there will likely be unforeseen delays, but Canadian Anons will probably be seeing theirs this week or next, and EU Anons should be seeing theirs by early to mid December. Beyond that I can't say for sure what shipping times look like for the rest the world, but they're all in transit.
>>36193343All good, thanks for the update.Would you happen to know where it's coming from though? Even in the current circumstances, it should still give me at least a rough idea how long it should take.
>>36190884Looks good, though I'd feel bad about winning twice from you. Best of luck to the rest.
>>36193401either one. I lack ideas for this one, and hobbies - nah, he didn't specify, and he doesn't say much in thread also
Any update for the autists who haven’t even signed on to their Santa Pone Central accounts yet? I’m kinda hoping my Santa is among them and I’m getting reassigned to someone who will actually care.
Hey Whistle Tune I just dropped your autism off at the post office.
>>36193618should be there in 2 days
>>36193265Glad it got a giggle!
>>36193525I'm also hoping for that as well. Not a peep from my Santa and even if they send me a really awesome gift it won't be complete if I can't show my appreciation here and let everyone see their hard work.Santa where ever you are get your butt over here will ya!
>>36192552Damn bro why you gotta do me like that
>>36193454You could still get an ornament?
Crashing this flying sleigh with NO SURVIVORS!
>>36190884I love all kinds of DIY. I have new projects going on almost always, since I just need to have my hands busy at all times. Since I don't want to upload spoilers to my Santee, then here's a little WIP figure that I'm making as gift to a fren of mine instead.
>>36193525At this point I'm certain Santa Pone himself hasn't logged on
>>36193907>>36193919Sorry I'm no good at English (I'm from Europe)
MAPLECAKES THE KIRIN, you magnificent master of marvelous art! I got your card while dropping off my own letters at the post office, and BOY is it gorgeous! All of the little details on the card (especially that poor jar Dashie) are a lot of fun to look at. Also, the sticker will be put to good use very soon. And, of course, this original Lunar portrait is simply divine! Hand drawn pieces of art are my weakness. The colors you used, the way you drew the curls of her hair, and the little details (all the way down to those little heart-shaped highlights in her eyes) are all top notch. A million thanks for this; it's stunning and I think it needs to be framed. May your Horsemas be a cozy one, filled with the greatest of friends!
>>36186726>>36186721>>36186714>Feel free to enter all the giveaways with a single post.Let me take you up on that offer. I wanted to get a lewd pic of Neighsay but I couldnt find any good ones baka.>>36192311Great, I was getting worried there. Too bad you were busy since you've missed some holiday cheer, but there's still plenty to go. I don't think I have any questions but if you do feel free to ask!
>>36193934Hand drawn art is your weakness...?Duly noted Glad it got there safe! Happy Horsemas!!
>>36193980>Hand drawn art is your weakness...?i think most people prefer hand drawn stuff
Got some new bread ready to serve>>36194148>>36194148>>36194148
>>36193854Whoever gets that is very lucky!
>>36186848why did your dad punch you in the face anon?
>>36186886based Lunar Harmony, your cheer doesnt go unnoticed. keep being fucking awesome
>>36189272I'll let you know HH!
>>36191845thats an awesome detail anon, good thinking
>>36193926It isn't one of those things, it's because Santa Pone is a female