Built for human cock.
Built for peetzer
>>36156815Shining is a cuck
>>36156815She makes my meat sweat, if you know what I mean.
>>36156822Shiny is also build for human cock.I want to pound his tight lil sissy boycunt while Caddy watches and gets off to it.Then we can all cuddle afterwards.
>"ANON, WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT ME BEING 'Built for human cock'?">"I'M BUILT FOR SHINY ONLY!"
>>36157068Yes yes that's what we say publicly. Yes. Of course!Shall I come over for dinner?
>>36156816Who even invented peetzer in the pony universe? Pontallians?>>36156868>lil sissy boycuntCringe. Otherwise based.
Ah yes, the thread has been revived
>>36156815I've seen more Candyposting this week than beforeAnd I fucking love it.
>>36158944shame she isn't popular enough for a general, I know there was /love/ but it died
>>36156815I’d cuck the ever loving shit out of shining if it meant I could fuck best pone
>>36156815God I just want to rail her
>>36156815Human cock is built fo rmares.
If I were to write a story about this horse, how many of the seasons of the show would I have to apply to her to not make her ooc?
>>36160602I guess it's 7 or 8 episodes where she appeared
>>36160693God I’m autistic. I worded that incredibly wrong but yea I was figuring that too anyway. I was referring to events In the series.(It’s late and I got shit brain) her having Flurry post or pre. Which I already decided. Thanks for that slap in the face Anon. I needed it.
Grasp the princess firmly about the waist and buttocks and hold her tightly.
>slaps CandyassThis princess can hold so many c[SPOILER]ake[/SPOILER]s
>>36160602She'd need to have a character to be ooc
>>36160789And then fuck her until she can't walk straight
>>36157894Celestia invented it so she had something to put bananas on.
>>36157068yes, for my shiny cock
>>36156815Princess Cadence is so fucking sexy, but I'll never feel good about her being with anypony except for Shining Armor. Ponies are NOT thots or whores and it's degrading and disrespectful to think of them like that. Ponies are perfect and pure.
>>36162145She's perfect for my dick.Not talking about just Caddy either.
>>36156822Dubs confirm. Shining is indeed a cuck
>>36156829She makes my meat stand up and cry if you know what I mean.
>>36156815But she's happily married. Her daughter however...
>>36160789>>36156815I'd never do my bro shiny dirty like this, but goddamn if she doesnt fill me with the need to breed.Mirror pool clones dont count, right?
>>36165985They don't count
>>36164632Joke's on you, I have a cheating fetish
Look like OP is wrong. Human cock was built for ponies, both female and male. You're just a dildo for the ponies and using you don't count as cheating.
>>36162145It's good anon, we can always have her daughter.>>36164632
>>36169124Princess of LUST
>>36156822>Cadence is the cuck*ftfy
>>36162145There are alternate universes where she's single still. Maybe you'll end up in one of them one day.
>>36164632>>36169124Flurry tard is not optimal
>>36170444What if I want to cuck Shining tho?
>>36171720Then you are based
>>36172418Lol cucked forever
>>36156815How can equestrian stallions even compete?
>>36173374Mares are built for BHCBig Human Cock
>>36176011>He doesn't want stallions to existNow that's cringe.
>>36176255Don't be a faggot. Stallions are bros.
>>36176431>thread about mares made for human dick>"um no ackschewally..."Didn't you always do this in /nmp/, too.
>>36176524You've got the wrong one here. That wasn't me.
>>36159626Marecels are always right.
>>36157894there once was a pony named 'Dominoe' and she invented pizza
>>36160812you had one job. ONE JOB!
>>36174134So...no mares for you. Okay.
Aaaand thread's going to the shitter again.Can't you fags shut up about muh trannies and muh incels for one god damn minute and just talk about boning Candyass and Sharmor instead?
>>36177054>Sharmor>Implying he's made for human cock toowew way to make a bad thread worse
>>36177054I have too much respect for Shining to cuck him. I would only bone both.
>>36177090>implying he's notA hole is a hole. And Shiny's tight little ponut would fit a human dick very well.
>>36177090>Implying he's made for human cock too
>>36177097>>36177108Are you nigs just LARPing at this point? Is this just an excuse to post Twi?
>>36177191(not really)I just wanna talk about Can't Dance's plot.
>>36177561Get out filly, only mares allowed in this pony fucking thread.
>>36177811Imagine not wanting to dick a pony in 2020
Is this why we can’t revive /love/ ?
>>36178270A few reasons, cadance isn't that popular, she is already taken, and people hate her for being made to sell toys
>>36178296And also /ptfg/fags and /nmp/fags shitting everything up, apparently.
>>36178296Plot twist. What if the M6 were made to sell toys?
>>36178358It's mostly TF misanthropes seething about humans>>36178447Yes but cadance was seen to be more blatant
goddamnit I checked back because there were a lot of replies making me think there was green, but no, it's just autists rp'ing as retards again
>>36178447Sex toys maybe
>>36156815>Built for human cock. yes, yes she isin case you didn't notice, she's my fav
Remember when 4chan wasn't obsessed with trannies?
>>36180431Have you been on other boards? You'd have to go back a year(s) to avoid this shit now.Tourists should fuck off, too.>xd mare would not like you, sweatyImagine having to come punch down on the talking llama board to feel better.
>>36180431I guarantee you also use the word "incel" too.
>>36181511>cozy glow post deleted>all the invader spam still herethanks guys, really dedicated to 'quality posting' I see
>>36182473refresh the page you idiot
>>36182406>>36182274>>36181511>>36181504>>36181495>>36181454>>36179883>>36177838>>36177831>>36177813>>36177811>>36177804>>36177654>>36177646>>36177561>>36177132>>36177128>>36177123>>36177097>>36177092>>36176808>>36176803>>36176792>>36176784>>36176701>laughs in 4chanX plugin
>>36182483>he's super excited about all the trannyseethecuckdilateroastie postingfor fucks sake go back to /v/ alreadynone of that shit has anything to do with ponies
>>36182490>he hasn't lifted the veil and realized it's just 4channers pissing off the slightly more autistic 4channers who don't realize they're being trolled and honestly think there's an invasion going onNewfags are disappointingly retarded.
>>36182483What did I miss ?
>>36178616The whole show is made to sell toys. Using that argument to hate Caddy is simply retarded.
>>36185434Good save, this great thread needs to live in order for them to get their screencap fodder at some point
>>36180431It's not that we ever weren't obsessed, it's that the nature of the obsession changes. There was a point where you couldn't watch a blowjob gif on this site because just as it was getting good, the camera would pan down to the lady-boy beating "her" cock like it owed "her" money.
>>36184581Again, it was seen to be more blatant with Cadance's creation
>>36186026Then they're blatant retards.
>>36186404this is sufficient for me to accept as canon
>>36186404The Lovebutt is severely underrated in this fandom
>>36186404I want these pink cheeks on my face, right now.
>>36186404I would go to town all day on that marvelous behind
>>36168089>Flash That limp dick excuse of a royal guard. What Cadance really needs is a good human dicking.
>>36186404If cadence want to be so faithful then she need to stop seducing any human that she meet
>>36186404Is there a tag for tying the base of the tail? Didn't know I had this fetish until now.
>>36186404Princess of love is pure sex. Seriously though, her design is kind of iffy but if she isn't hot as fuck then I don't know what she is.
>>36186387You’re either being disingenuous or are too dimwitted to read between the lines. Nobody gives a shit that FiM was made to sell toys, it’s that executive meddling compromised the quality of the show to do so. I find it especially infuriating that Hasbro, having had the self‐awareness to recognise that their executive meddling fucked G3.5 over, let their greed get the better of them and did it AGAIN. (Albeit not as badly, but it’s kinda hard to fuck up as hard as they did with G3.5.)
>>36188938>humanIf you wanted her to somehow be even more disappointed, Cadance would probably mercy kill all the men if she found out they were on average smaller than what ponies considered micropenis.
>>36188097Well maybe not you, I'm talking about those of us who are here before 2010.
>>36188972Tail wrap. You're welcome
>>36186404Ah shit I’m cooming
How about this lad?
>>36190259Weird anime face/10
>>36190259Where’s her muzzle....
What dose a muzzle feel like compared to a mouth............on a cock.
>>36189172it is the nature of jews to shoot themselves in the foot109 times anon, 109 seperate times
>>36189198Shining Armor is under 4 foot tall at the top of his head and his torso is around 5/8ths the length of his height. His cock could be 25% the length of his torso (larger than a real horse's by proportion) and it'd still be human sized.It's mLp for a reason. Celestia is JRHNBR, every other mare is going to need a step box if you don't wanna crouch awkwardly.
>>36193590That makes a lot of sense, given many estimate the average mare to be about a meter (3'3"). I don't think stallions would be that tall, more like 3'9". given that he's about as much taller than Twilicorn as she is compared to the others.
>>36193617I wouldn't want to compete with Big Mac (larger torso than Celestia), Rockhoof (about as big of a torso as Celestia) or Troublehooves Clyde (much larger torso than even Big Mac), but yeah, even if MLP Stallions are proportionally more impressive than human, they aren't made on a western human scale either.
>>36191263>tfw no mare princess gf to say “Poggers” whenever you dump a fat load in her
>>36193717Math is gay, everyone know the best way to compare dicks is just pressing them against eachother. That'll give you optimal measurements.
>>36156822>couple debuts in a wedding episode>ntrfags jump on themwhy?
>>36195093It's called Netori, plebian.
>>36189198If she used the actual median she probably would. 1 billion pajeets and 1 billion chinks all but guarantees the result.
>>36195093Cause its fun
>>36195093Because we’re still allowed to waifu the hoers slut
I wanna gagI wanna choke I want you to touch that dangly thingThat’s hangin’ in the back of my throat.
>>36199063We both want the same thing. Stay still...
>>36199063I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that this artist draws vore
>>36199063Think there is any pony giving better head than Cadance?
>>36199072Fucking vore. I just want a warm wet mouth to stick my dick in, and these vore artists entice me with a pic like that, and then insert their degeneracy into the next frame of the comic. It's a fucking shit fetish right up there with piss and scat. I fucking hate sharing the world with people who like degeneracy.
>>36199149>tfw imagining throwing my whole body into giant Cadance's mouth, laying on her tongue, and feeling her breath wash over me as she breathes in and out
>>36199301My only solace is knowing that your disgusting vore fetish is literally impossible to ever realize. All you can do is draw it.
Cadence is pure and not for NTR
>>36199063would face fuck
>>36204520How will Sharmor ever recover?
>>36176255>>36204520Why is demeaning Cadance so hot? I'm not that much into domination stuff but the idea of being teased by the pretty pink pony goddess of love gives me a massive hard-on.
>Cadence gives in to her lust for your human D>A one-night thing, nothing more>Some months later, she shows up at your dorrstep>Pregnant
>>36156815I want to knock her up with my satyr children
>>36207336>that pose/angleLord have mercy.
>>36198910It makes sense on paper that this ship exists but the amount of attention and stuff made for the ship is still quite baffling
>>36207336She just needs stockings and it'd be 10/10
>>36207336Ponies on skirts are God's gift.
>>36204520So this why she lust for humans and their insane stamina
>>36210777>jackpot confirmsHumans and ponies belong together, we just have to trade half the population.
>>36210691Neither first nor last
>>36199972We’re trying to live the hentai dream
>>36210691There’s a fix that starts with this exact question.Turns out Cadence use have thing for Shiniand Twilight’s dad!
>>36214143I wonder how many offerings were made to the princess of love ITT.
>>36210786Extreme Sexual Dimorphism!
>>36215222>blah blah blah dumb tf fag again lol
>>36215239You're not allowed in Equestria either Anon
>>36215222You know, I'd agree with you if you had said that Cadence is for a stallion because she's fucking married. That's a fair point. But you chose to act like a pain in the arse about it so you deserve some mocking.
>>36217451If you look closer it looks like she’s dabbing.
>>36193590>Celestia is JRHNBRu wot
>>36219252Just Right Hight Near Boners Reach?
>>36219252>>36219792Just the right height, no bucket required.Afraid to Google it?
>>36219252Celestia is Jobber?
>ntrfagsburn in hell with the futa and voreniggers, thanks
Cadence is for NTR
>>36223360t. ugly bastard
Like mother, like daughter.