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Built for human cock.
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Built for peetzer
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>>36156815
Shining is a cuck
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>>36156815
She makes my meat sweat, if you know what I mean.
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>>36156822
Shiny is also build for human cock.
I want to pound his tight lil sissy boycunt while Caddy watches and gets off to it.
Then we can all cuddle afterwards.
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>"ANON, WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT ME BEING 'Built for human cock'?"
>"I'M BUILT FOR SHINY ONLY!"
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>>36157068
Yes yes that's what we say publicly. Yes. Of course!
Shall I come over for dinner?
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>>36156822
Truth
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>>36156816
Underrated
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>>36156816
Who even invented peetzer in the pony universe? Pontallians?

>>36156868
>lil sissy boycunt
Cringe. Otherwise based.
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Ah yes, the thread has been revived
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>>36156829
kek
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>>36156815
I've seen more Candyposting this week than before
And I fucking love it.
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>>36158944
shame she isn't popular enough for a general, I know there was /love/ but it died
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>>36156815
I’d cuck the ever loving shit out of shining if it meant I could fuck best pone
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>>36156815
God I just want to rail her
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>>36156815
Human cock is built fo rmares.
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>>36159605
t. marecel
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If I were to write a story about this horse, how many of the seasons of the show would I have to apply to her to not make her ooc?
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>>36159605
truth
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>>36160602
I guess it's 7 or 8 episodes where she appeared
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>>36160693
God I’m autistic.
I worded that incredibly wrong but yea I was figuring that too anyway. I was referring to events In the series.(It’s late and I got shit brain) her having Flurry post or pre. Which I already decided. Thanks for that slap in the face Anon. I needed it.
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Grasp the princess firmly about the waist and buttocks and hold her tightly.
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>slaps Candyass
This princess can hold so many c[SPOILER]ake[/SPOILER]s
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>>36160812
Based retard
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>>36160602
She'd need to have a character to be ooc
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>>36160789
And then fuck her until she can't walk straight
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>>36157894
Celestia invented it so she had something to put bananas on.
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>>36160812
>Candy Ass
https://soundcloud.com/dwkjammer/candy-ass
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>>36157068
yes, for my shiny cock
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>>36156815
Princess Cadence is so fucking sexy, but I'll never feel good about her being with anypony except for Shining Armor. Ponies are NOT thots or whores and it's degrading and disrespectful to think of them like that. Ponies are perfect and pure.
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>>36162145
She's perfect for my dick.
Not talking about just Caddy either.
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>>36156822
Dubs confirm. Shining is indeed a cuck
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>>36156829
She makes my meat stand up and cry if you know what I mean.
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>>36156815
But she's happily married.
Her daughter however...
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>>36160789
unf
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>>36160789
>>36156815
I'd never do my bro shiny dirty like this, but goddamn if she doesnt fill me with the need to breed.
Mirror pool clones dont count, right?
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>>36165985
They don't count
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>>36164632
Joke's on you, I have a cheating fetish
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>>36156822
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>>36168089
kek
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Look like OP is wrong.
Human cock was built for ponies, both female and male. You're just a dildo for the ponies and using you don't count as cheating.
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>>36157074
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>>36162145
It's good anon, we can always have her daughter.
>>36164632
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>>36169124
Princess of LUST
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>>36156822
>Cadence is the cuck
*ftfy
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>>36169124
Based
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>>36168089
kek
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>>36162145
There are alternate universes where she's single still. Maybe you'll end up in one of them one day.
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>>36164632
>>36169124
Flurry tard is not optimal
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>>36170444
What if I want to cuck Shining tho?
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>>36171720
Then you are based
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>>36172418
Lol cucked forever
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>>36172418
kek
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>>36156815
How can equestrian stallions even compete?
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>>36173374
based
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>>36173374
>Cavernous Cooch
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>>36173374
Mares are built for BHC
Big Human Cock
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>>36172418
KEK
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>>36173374
By existing.
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weak bait
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>>36174134
Based
>>36174924
>>36175118
Cringe
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>>36176011
>He doesn't want stallions to exist
Now that's cringe.
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>>36176110
Cuck.
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>>36176255
Don't be a faggot. Stallions are bros.
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>>36176431
>thread about mares made for human dick
>"um no ackschewally..."
Didn't you always do this in /nmp/, too.
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>>36176524
You've got the wrong one here. That wasn't me.
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>>36159626
Marecels are always right.
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>>36157894
there once was a pony named 'Dominoe' and she invented pizza
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>>36160812
you had one job. ONE JOB!
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>>36174134
So...no mares for you. Okay.
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Aaaand thread's going to the shitter again.
Can't you fags shut up about muh trannies and muh incels for one god damn minute and just talk about boning Candyass and Sharmor instead?
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>>36177054
>Sharmor
>Implying he's made for human cock too
wew way to make a bad thread worse
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>>36177054
I have too much respect for Shining to cuck him. I would only bone both.
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>>36177090
>implying he's not
A hole is a hole. And Shiny's tight little ponut would fit a human dick very well.
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>>36177090
>Implying he's made for human cock too
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>>36177097
>>36177108
Are you nigs just LARPing at this point? Is this just an excuse to post Twi?
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>>36177163
>>36177097
>>36177108
>all twilights
Samefag
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>>36177191
(not really)
I just wanna talk about Can't Dance's plot.
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>>36177561
Get out filly, only mares allowed in this pony fucking thread.
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>>36177811
Imagine not wanting to dick a pony in 2020
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Is this why we can’t revive /love/ ?
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>>36178270
A few reasons, cadance isn't that popular, she is already taken, and people hate her for being made to sell toys
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>>36178296
And also /ptfg/fags and /nmp/fags shitting everything up, apparently.
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>>36178296
Plot twist. What if the M6 were made to sell toys?
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>>36178358
It's mostly TF misanthropes seething about humans
>>36178447
Yes but cadance was seen to be more blatant
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goddamnit I checked back because there were a lot of replies making me think there was green, but no, it's just autists rp'ing as retards again
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>>36178447
Sex toys maybe
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>>36156815
>Built for human cock.
yes, yes she is

in case you didn't notice, she's my fav
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Remember when 4chan wasn't obsessed with trannies?
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>>36180431
Have you been on other boards? You'd have to go back a year(s) to avoid this shit now.
Tourists should fuck off, too.
>xd mare would not like you, sweaty
Imagine having to come punch down on the talking llama board to feel better.
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>>36180431
I guarantee you also use the word "incel" too.
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nice thread
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>>36181511
>cozy glow post deleted
>all the invader spam still here
thanks guys, really dedicated to 'quality posting' I see
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>>36182473
refresh the page you idiot
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>>36182406
>>36182274
>>36181511
>>36181504
>>36181495
>>36181454
>>36179883
>>36177838
>>36177831
>>36177813
>>36177811
>>36177804
>>36177654
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>>36176701
>laughs in 4chanX plugin
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>>36182483
>he's super excited about all the trannyseethecuckdilateroastie posting
for fucks sake go back to /v/ already
none of that shit has anything to do with ponies
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>>36182483
ok
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>>36182490
>he hasn't lifted the veil and realized it's just 4channers pissing off the slightly more autistic 4channers who don't realize they're being trolled and honestly think there's an invasion going on
Newfags are disappointingly retarded.
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>>36182483
What did I miss ?
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>>36178616
The whole show is made to sell toys.
Using that argument to hate Caddy is simply retarded.
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>>36183511
Nothing important
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>>36185434
Good save, this great thread needs to live in order for them to get their screencap fodder at some point
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>>36185455
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>>36180431
It's not that we ever weren't obsessed, it's that the nature of the obsession changes. There was a point where you couldn't watch a blowjob gif on this site because just as it was getting good, the camera would pan down to the lady-boy beating "her" cock like it owed "her" money.
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>>36184581
Again, it was seen to be more blatant with Cadance's creation
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>>36186026
Then they're blatant retards.
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>>36186404
this is sufficient for me to accept as canon
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>>36186404
UNF
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>>36186007
>we
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>>36186404
The Lovebutt is severely underrated in this fandom
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>>36186404
I want these pink cheeks on my face, right now.
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>>36186404
I would go to town all day on that marvelous behind
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>>36168089
>Flash
That limp dick excuse of a royal guard. What Cadance really needs is a good human dicking.
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>>36186404
If cadence want to be so faithful then she need to stop seducing any human that she meet
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>>36186404
Is there a tag for tying the base of the tail? Didn't know I had this fetish until now.
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>>36186404
Princess of love is pure sex. Seriously though, her design is kind of iffy but if she isn't hot as fuck then I don't know what she is.
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>>36186387
You’re either being disingenuous or are too dimwitted to read between the lines. Nobody gives a shit that FiM was made to sell toys, it’s that executive meddling compromised the quality of the show to do so. I find it especially infuriating that Hasbro, having had the self‐awareness to recognise that their executive meddling fucked G3.5 over, let their greed get the better of them and did it AGAIN. (Albeit not as badly, but it’s kinda hard to fuck up as hard as they did with G3.5.)
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>>36188938
>human
If you wanted her to somehow be even more disappointed, Cadance would probably mercy kill all the men if she found out they were on average smaller than what ponies considered micropenis.
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>>36188097
Well maybe not you, I'm talking about those of us who are here before 2010.
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>>36188972
Tail wrap. You're welcome
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>>36186404
Ah shit I’m cooming
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How about this lad?
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>>36190259
Weird anime face/10
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>>36189942
POG
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>>36190259
Where’s her muzzle....
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What dose a muzzle feel like compared to a mouth............on a cock.
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>>36189172
it is the nature of jews to shoot themselves in the foot
109 times anon, 109 seperate times
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>>36161249
kek
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>>36189198
Shining Armor is under 4 foot tall at the top of his head and his torso is around 5/8ths the length of his height. His cock could be 25% the length of his torso (larger than a real horse's by proportion) and it'd still be human sized.

It's mLp for a reason.

Celestia is JRHNBR, every other mare is going to need a step box if you don't wanna crouch awkwardly.
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>>36193590
That makes a lot of sense, given many estimate the average mare to be about a meter (3'3"). I don't think stallions would be that tall, more like 3'9". given that he's about as much taller than Twilicorn as she is compared to the others.
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>>36193617
I wouldn't want to compete with Big Mac (larger torso than Celestia), Rockhoof (about as big of a torso as Celestia) or Troublehooves Clyde (much larger torso than even Big Mac), but yeah, even if MLP Stallions are proportionally more impressive than human, they aren't made on a western human scale either.
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>>36193590
>>36193617
>>36193679
>dick math
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>>36191263
>tfw no mare princess gf to say “Poggers” whenever you dump a fat load in her
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>>36193717
Math is gay, everyone know the best way to compare dicks is just pressing them against eachother. That'll give you optimal measurements.
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>>36156822
>couple debuts in a wedding episode
>ntrfags jump on them
why?
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>>36195093
It's called Netori, plebian.
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>>36189198
If she used the actual median she probably would. 1 billion pajeets and 1 billion chinks all but guarantees the result.
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>>36195093
Cause its fun
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>>36195093
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>>36195093
Because we’re still allowed to waifu the hoers slut
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>>36197263
kek
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CADANCE! WTF?!
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I wanna gag
I wanna choke
I want you to touch that dangly thing
That’s hangin’ in the back of my throat.
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>>36199063
We both want the same thing. Stay still...
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>>36199063
I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that this artist draws vore
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>>36199063
Think there is any pony giving better head than Cadance?
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>>36199072
Fucking vore. I just want a warm wet mouth to stick my dick in, and these vore artists entice me with a pic like that, and then insert their degeneracy into the next frame of the comic. It's a fucking shit fetish right up there with piss and scat. I fucking hate sharing the world with people who like degeneracy.
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>>36199149
>tfw imagining throwing my whole body into giant Cadance's mouth, laying on her tongue, and feeling her breath wash over me as she breathes in and out
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>>36199301
My only solace is knowing that your disgusting vore fetish is literally impossible to ever realize. All you can do is draw it.
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>>36199310
Hmm yes...
HOWEVER
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Cadence is pure and not for NTR
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>>36199063
would face fuck
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>>36198906
Nice
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>>36204520
How will Sharmor ever recover?
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>>36204520
KEK
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>>36176255
>>36204520
Why is demeaning Cadance so hot? I'm not that much into domination stuff but the idea of being teased by the pretty pink pony goddess of love gives me a massive hard-on.
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>Cadence gives in to her lust for your human D
>A one-night thing, nothing more
>Some months later, she shows up at your dorrstep
>Pregnant
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>>36156815
I want to knock her up with my satyr children
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>>36207336
>that pose/angle

Lord have mercy.
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>>36207336
Unf
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>>36198910
It makes sense on paper that this ship exists but the amount of attention and stuff made for the ship is still quite baffling
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>>36207336
She just needs stockings and it'd be 10/10
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>>36207336
Ponies on skirts are God's gift.
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>>36204520
So this why she lust for humans and their insane stamina
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>>36210777
>jackpot confirms
Humans and ponies belong together, we just have to trade half the population.
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>>36210691
Neither first nor last
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>>36199972
We’re trying to live the hentai dream
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>>36210786
Jackpot?
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>>36212671
Sevens.
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>>36207336
I'm cumming
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>>36210691
There’s a fix that starts with this exact question.

Turns out Cadence use have thing for Shiniand Twilight’s dad!
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>>36214143
I wonder how many offerings were made to the princess of love ITT.
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>>36210786
Extreme Sexual Dimorphism!
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>>36215222
>blah blah blah
dumb tf fag again lol
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>>36215239
You're not allowed in Equestria either Anon
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>>36215222
You know, I'd agree with you if you had said that Cadence is for a stallion because she's fucking married. That's a fair point. But you chose to act like a pain in the arse about it so you deserve some mocking.
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>>36217102
Fatty
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>>36218403
You mean't...chubby?
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>>36217451
If you look closer it looks like she’s dabbing.
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>>36217102
mommy!
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>>36193590
>Celestia is JRHNBR
u wot
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>>36219252
Just Right Hight Near Boners Reach?
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>>36219252
>>36219792
Just the right height, no bucket required.

Afraid to Google it?
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>>36219252
Celestia is Jobber?
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>>36221119
That's lewd!
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>ntrfags
burn in hell with the futa and voreniggers, thanks
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>>36219841
>>36219252
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>>36221119
lood
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Cadence is for NTR
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>>36223360
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>>36223360
t. ugly bastard
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>>36223360
Based
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Like mother, like daughter.
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>>36225083
unf





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