Be honest. How likely do you believe it would be that the pony you want to have sex with the most would allow your penis to go inside her vagina? Like actually go in and full on penetrate past her lips, letting the whole entirety of your actual penis feel the soft and squeezing, most intimate, sacred place inside all her body.How likely do you think it is she would let you?
>>35692519Equally as possible as said pony existing.
>>35692519I doubt a princess would allow a meager peasant to do that.
>>35692519>What are the chances of a random person wanting have sex with a terrifying creature from another universe, whose species they have never encountered before
>>35692519I dunno desu. Like 50/50. Or maybe more, I'm pretty confident in myself.I'd be willing to spend enough time to find out if she could love a human. To slowly get to know each other, becoming good friends and later maybe something more. Tbh, even if we stayed just friends, I guess I'd be happy to be with her. After getting over it, I'd probably find some different mare that would blow my mind in a way I wouldn't expect it. and my pp too
>>35692550Depends on how "terryfying" it is.Also if you take Reverse Gender Roles and take into account that men would definitely clap alien cheeks in our world, then the chances are not that low.
>>35692550>implying they wouldn'tThrough dick, unity.
>>35692519%99.9999....Effectively a certainty.
>>35692577>based dubsno u
>>35692519Its weird, I can picture holding my waifu's hooves, going on picnics and dates, amusement parks, etc. But I cannot picture myself just having sex with her. I'm probably outing myself as a virgin, but how do you even get into a situation where you're about to fuck your waifu?>Hey, Ponk yeah making cupcakes with you is fun, I love you so much, let us engage in sexual congress
>>35692603it means you're wholesome anon, the best kind of anon.she'll put you in that situation herself when you're ready
>>35692603well yeah with ponk probably something that spontaneous would work but as for somepony like rarity, I like to work up to it through a string of romantic advances a nice dinner and glass of wine cuddling and watching videos together on the couch and eventually taking her to the bed
>>35692621lol did you mean to do this
>>35692519Damn idk, like 2/3 maybe? We're both huge dorks so I think we'd hit it off pretty well.
>>35692568>rgreinto the trash it goes
>>35692671Close. Though I'd hit Moondancer too.
>>35692687Twilight? No offense, but why would a princess f*ck a meager peasant?
>>35692519>She's a turbonerd that has no male friends outside of her immediate family>At best she's a nerd that hangs out in a library, at worst she's a nerd that hangs out in a lonely castleI'd say I have a pretty decent shot
>>35692696Because Twifags are kings
>>35692696>princessGet this fucking pleb outta here.
>>35692696I may treat her like royalty, and she'll always be my princess, but she's not actually a princess, don't you know anon, you have to be an alicorn for that!
>>35692519she would probably think it would be hot cause she's never seen a human, so 80%
>>35692702She’d want to know about your family lineage as well as the culture of the country you rule over.
>>35692709>you have to be an alicorn for that!No offense, but have you been under a rock these seven years?
>>35692711Details, detailsI'd love to hear her talk about herself until the question inevitably gets forgotten about anyways
>>35692603Dude learn how to lucid dream, it's SO worth it. I bang ponies like weekly since i've gotten good at it.
>>35692710would you think it would be hot if e.t. showed up on your fucking doorstep? would you want to fuck e.t.?this is the logic you're displaying right now.
>>35692719 Ntayrtbut I'd totally tap E.T if he showed up at my door wanting to smash
>>35692725fuckin based not gonna lie
>>35692717Eh, it does not work as well as people describe it.One moment you cast fireballs at will and seduce women without effort, the other moment you cannot do anything no matter how hard you will it (and it ends with waking up).And I have never been able to conjure a pony at will, only once I hugged some generic OC-tier pony.
>>35692713>he doesn't get how i'm trying to deny the existence of that abomination twilicorn
>>35692739What do you mean by "denying"?It is a well-known fact that S3 finale and everything afterwards was FORCED by Hasbro, so it's just animated fanfic at this point.During the natural course of events Twilight would be a unicorn librarian we all fell love with.
>>35692736I think it's a matter of staying calm and focusing on it, if your mind can focus on it it will happen
>>35692746>Staying calm when conjuring the most beatiful creature you ever thought ofWell, I am not a Shaolin monk to accomplish such task.
>>35692743>well known facti don't think so buddy, have you seen this?>>35692713
>>35692750it happens pretty naturally for me, i think thinking about it when you're awake and making plans for the lucid dream can really help to keep it organized and be able to do what u wanna do
>>35692519To be honest, as long as she was okay with sitting on my face, I wouldn't mind if I never got to put my penis inside her body.
>>35692762i mean, eventually u would want to if it happened for long enough
>>35692754Yes, this shitty animated fanfic lasted for 7 years.Anon, if they chose to animate Fallout: Equestria, chances are, it would last even longer.
>>35692519Do I have time to build a relationship? If not then most likely 0%If I have the time to build it, then it can scale to a 70%
>>35692697>>35692687>>35692709>>35692739>>35692743why do twifags like this pony so much? what do you see in her? she's a fucking nerd who always has her head in a book all day. what kind of a relationship do you possibly think you'd get out of that?
>>35692916>what kind of a relationship do you possibly think you'd get out of that?By the book, of course.
>>35692916>she's a fucking nerd who always has her head in a book all day.So, she's just like me and will not annoy me with being more active than I.Also I have my head in PC all day, so I won't judge her and she won't judge me.
>>35692935>by the booklmao that's how you wanna live your life?>>35692936might as well stay single
>>35692916You know how some men like /fit/ girls?It's like that, but her brain is /fit/. The sheer amount of knowledge inside her pony head is amazing and quite frankly pretty arousing.
>>35692950>might as well stay singleThere is no such word to describe how hard you miss the point of relationships and what true love looks like.
>>35692951i'm pretty sure most guys like /fit/ girls. you wouldn't want a whale for a waifu would you? And how do you find knowledge arousing?what if i put it like this? would you want a /fit/ waifu, who isn't very smart (she's got the looks and you're smarter than her, bonus points for masculinity, also women have no personality anyways so that's not a problem), or an annoying pig who has the same body mass as the fridge she's always clearing out, who's always proving you wrong all the time because of how /fit/ her brain is?you don't have to give me a (You), we all know what the smart choice is anon, for both you and your reputation.
>>35692971...he said on an imageboard dedicated entirely to a show for 7 year old girls.if you know so much about relationships, why are you here instead of hanging out with your 3D girl?
>>35692975Because mares >>> 3dpd.
>>35692519While it may not be 100%, but I'm working towards it by getting fit and all that stuff.
>>35692519100 percent. She'd insist on it. In fact, if you were to spurn her advances you'd be raped.
Stranger? 0%Friends? 0%Friends but also work hard at the farm and she's in heat? 30%Romantic Relationship? 15%Romantic Relationship and she's in heat? 65%Married? 100%Married and she's in heat? NotStopping%
>>35692974>And how do you find knowledge arousing?It's not is the sense of "UGH Twilight-sama tell me random trivia until I cummm~"It's arousing in the sense that her intelligence brings power and status. Having children with Twilight would produce very successful offspring with the resources and education she provides. It's like marrying an accountant knowing she won't blow the family finances.There's also the fact that her brain's literally /fit/ she can lift a damn Ursa Minor and water tower with her mind.>also women have no personality anyways so that's not a problemgood thing Twilight's a mare, not a woman>proving you wrong all the time because of how /fit/ her brain is?A female correcting me because she's actually right, instead of because I hurt her feelings? Where do I sign up?
>>35692995Whom is she?
>>35692974If we're talking about IRL you're both being stupid, because the primary determiner for physical attraction is going to be facial bone structure. Everything else is secondary despite what you might try and tell yourself. You might think you care about the girl being smart or fit, but as soon as she turns up with a recessed lower jaw you're going to come up with some excuse as to why you don't like her. In MLP all of the characters have the same body proportions so you can pick solely off of personality.
>>35692974> annoying pig who has the same body mass as the fridge she's always clearing outWTF are you talking about?Twilight might have a little belly like anypony, but she's not fat in any sense.
>>35692916You could say similar shit about any pony really, except may be Ponker since having fun in general is her biggest passion.
>>35692993Sedentary anon here. You have any advice?
>>35693038https://youtu.be/-3QJke9_Z4oForm good habits. Don't not form good habits.
>>35693038I don't think I'm not qualified enough to give out any advices, but what I do is follow a simple workout routine everyday. things like https://darebee.com/workouts/lockdown-workout.html is what I did for my first day; very easy but still better than nothing.Maybe these guys can help >>35663872
>>35692519Assuming I'm not a creep and actually get to know them, sure. I'm not much of a looker but I'm pretty fit, not hopelessly retarded and generally sociable.
>>35692603When you can comfortably sleep together, you can do other things too.
>>35692974The beta’s dichotomy of women: /fit/ or land whale. >bonus points for masculinityOnly an insecure retard would think being smarter than a woman gives him brownie points. Why don’t you obtain some actual interesting qualities before you voice your perspective on a perfect gf? I’d rather be able to hold a conversation with someone than have a cumbrain try to tell me how great her day was at the gym.>we all know what the smart choice is anon, for both you and your reputation it’s Twilight
>>35693125>not being smarter than a womanenjoy being cucked
>>35693152Enjoy being divorced.
>>35693154i'd rather be divorced than get cucked, you people have no pride
>>35693159If someone is better than me at something, more power to them and I’d like them to teach me what they’ve learned. Pride isn’t just being happy with yourself. Pride is knowing you did all you could to be a better person, and not blame other people for your mistakes. If you’re dumber than a woman, get smarter. Don’t lower the bar for yourself to simply fulfill your false sense of self-worth.
>>35693172>if you're dumber than a woman, get smarteruh, yeah, that's pretty much what I said.>>35693152
>>35693152>enjoy being cuckedNigger where do you think you are?
>>35692519I prefer stallions
>>35693205based government man
>>35693205I prefer all ponies
>>35692519Who said anything about asking permission?
I have a friendfu not a waifu. I wouldn't have sex with her I just want to be friends.
>>35692519As a human - 0%As a stallion - 0,00001%
I'd work on being friends first before i can answer that, getting beyond the mental image of her that i have and seeing the actual pony.>>35693306Based and friendpilled.
>>35692550If they’re anything like us, pretty decent.
>>35692519Dash would fuck me. The only problem would be convincing her that my wife who happens to be one of her best friends would be okay with it
>>35693585>the miracle happens and /mlp/ all get to Equestria>ruin their own and each others' relationships because no-one can resist cumming inside Rainbow Dash just for the meme
>>35693606haha yes just for the meme
>>35693205All this time, the G stood for GAY.
>>35692519I think what would determine as to whether or not an Anon getting to equestria is attractive enough for a mare to want to fuck with them in any intimate manner to begin with, can be determined by how successful they are with women here. Or rather, how facially and bodily attractive they are. IE; good facial bone structure, broad shoulders, ect. The only factor that may not matter as much would be height, seeing as how even a 5 foot nothing manlet would be taller then just about all ponies. We, as men, are sexually aroused by these ponies because of the biological reasons that they are attractive (clear skin, big expressive eyes, perfect proportionate bodies and so on). To dismiss that they can be the same with us is kind of ridiculous and just defeatist. But, as I said before, your success there will probably no more or less then here in terms of attracting a mare. If your a dude with no cheek bones, recessed jawline, and bug eyes, your probably fucked six ways from Sunday in this regard. As to whether or not attraction is ALL that matters to mares like it does with 3dpd, I think mares are much better in this regard and that being an average looking dude facially, would still be good enough if your personality isn't shit. Basically the opposite of what applies in the real world. And as far as the species barriers go, remember how Ponko Pay was swooning over a griffon statue? I don't think being a different species would be that much of a barrier if your good in the previously mentioned reasons. I think you need to be good looking /enough/ and see where interacting with her goes. Or maybe none of this applies and the obvious severe lack of stallions in the show causes mares not to be picky in the least and they are sexually promiscuous as fuck.
>>35692715I might remember, but it may be a subject worth talking about.
>>35693963>We, as men, are sexually aroused by these ponies because of the biological reasons that they are attractive (clear skin, big expressive eyes, perfect proportionate bodies and so on). To dismiss that they can be the same with us is kind of ridiculous and just defeatist.That's a good point, I've never considered that.
>>35692519she is floor bored so i guess 100%
>>35692659you almost had it
>>35696334same for you
>>35693028not him, but guess it's Lyra
>>35693033>might have a little bellygod I want to rub her cute belly now
>>35696552But would she allow you to do that?
>>35696562>getting your tummy rubbed while reading some pony philosopher/favorite Starswirl the Bearded spells/smutty Daring Do fanfiction because you've already sent celestia a friendship letter for the dayAbsolutely. She told Dashie she'd read her fic just to proof it, but even Dash knew she was lying on that one.
>>35692711"It's a connotative derivative of the term, meaning 'men of high regard' since there are very few societies based around monarchistic principles where I come from, though our history is rich with examples of them."
>>35693606more like>anons get violent and kill each other because they now have to compete for their waifus
>>35692677Every other general is dying
That she would allow It? ~1%.That it would happen anyway? 100%.Because >rape always wins.
>>35692519For humans males, if it has a hole and we can find it, it's possible anything is ok.
>>35697180I'm both horrified and intrigued by squidpone.
>>35692916I can hold a conversations with her, intellectual ones and not just surface tier shit.She can teach me about Equestria, I'd love to listen to her mellifluous voice tell me about Equestrian history.Seducing her is more than just physical, I actually have to mentally stimulate her and engage in intellectual foreplay.We tell each other nerdy jokes and find them funny.She's interested in the nerdy things I am interested in, or at least feigns interest and is able to understand them somewhat, so I get to teach her what I know.The exchange of knowledge leads naturally the exchange of other things (such as bodily fluids).She enjoys exploring her recently awakened sexuality with me, and likes to experiment in the bedroom quite frequently.She's adorable and I'd do anything to make her smile.
>>35697208Tell us something smart.
>>35697246I remain intellectually unstimilated, and thus cast my doubts. Peak midwit you are.
>>35697207I think that was the point
>>35697250Your turn, tell us something smart.
>>35697262Women are stupid and don't deserve respect.
>>35697270Oh okay, I can do this.Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>35697286Yawn. Brainlet take. You're not worthy of Twilight. You'd bore her to tears, her eyes becoming, ironically, more wet than her pussy ever will with you around.
>>35697261I was also thinking of ponies as bugs but i was thinking like weird bugs like ants or more strange. Then i remembered changlings existed, well...damn...
twifags, take note, if you can't construct sentences like this >>35697250 and this >>35696621she will never love you
>>35692519I just want to ride my horse on the old town road.Even if it means getting troubleshoes to take a saddle.
As a pony, my chances with Princess Celestia would be next to 0%, but she might just fancy a unique species she's never seen before. If nothing else, I could probably get close enough to get to know her because of my species. Still, I don't feel worthy of her IRL. She's the Princess for pony's sake! Still, the relationship might work because we'd both be isolated - she because she's a princess and me because I'm different than everypony else. It's definitely a possibility, but I'd have to get to know her for months/years before I'd dare to make a move on her. I don't think she's been with anypony in centuries and if that's the case, she's not likely to want to awaken those types of desires again. She's a princess and probably doesn't have time for a relationship anyway. *Sigh* But a guy can hope, can't he? I'd give anything to be with Celestia.
>>35697270Except horse women ofc
>>35697311How are we to even assume pony language "ponish" is that advanced?The show was made for young girls, kids and family's. And pony launguage, tech, and culture don't always seem that advanced?Maybe like early 1900's?I mean they do have a mail system, and town mayors.I would think humans past year 1990/2000 would seem pretty advanced to ponies/equestria.
>>35692519I would only after we're married, and only for the purpose of having kids (that is no doubt what she was raised to believe). I would say she might allow me as she may or may not have any options. It reckon it would depend on whether I would be a human or a pony when entering Equestria.
>>35697342>twilight uses a paper drawn oscillograph, an early pre electronic oscilloscope in feeling pinkie keen. it was superseded by the crt in the 1930s. whether or not twilight would be able to afford a CRT is another question>there are wind up record players in some other episodes, the record player overtook the edison cylinder's in popularity in the 1910sthis puts us at around the 1900s-1910s.>a sound film projector is used in hurricane fluttershyfilm projectors also existed around this time, but sound on film projectors didn't exist until the mid 1920s. so around 1925 could be more accurate>you can ignore vinyl scratch and the stuff she does because it's just for the fansmaybe faust wanted a clean number and set the show exactly 100 years ago in human history, which would be the 1910s. the projector puts it around the 1920s, which sounds a litle more accurate. So it's probably around the 1910s-1920s. Or maybe I'm just a faggot that's full of shit and overanalyze too much about a kids show.
>>35697342>How are we to even assume pony language "ponish" is that advanced?We don’t even know what “Modern Ponish” sounds like. They do have “Old Ponish”, which does sound like the Germanic languages of yesteryear, so I’m guessing that Modern Ponish would sound akin to perhaps German, Dutch, or Frisian.
>>35697342>>35697436>he actually admits they speak ponishever think about how they entire show was translated so we could watch it? with that logic you wouldn't even be able to understand them if you went to equestria lmao
>>35697436>>35697447Also, trying to equate Old Ponish to an older Germanic language ignores the fact that a good translator of the show would've found an equivalent of Old Ponish in our world to have substituted for actual Old Ponish. The perfect choice for English would be an older Germanic language.
>>35697890>ponies actually speak an older Germanic language, and we're just watching the show dubbed in English.This...is an idea I can get behind.
>>35697895What I was thinking goes like this:If I were to translate the show into Spanish or French, then I'd equate Old Ponish to a Latin-sounding language.If I were to translate the show into Russian or Ukrainian, I'd use an Old Slavic to stand in for Old PonishErgo, if we translate the show from Ponish into English, we'd use an older Germanic sounding language to stand in for Old Ponish.This is akin how Tolkien described his use of what he refers to as the Common Tongue and its relation to the language of the Rohirrim (he translated Common Tongue to English and used Old English words/spelling for the Rohirrim).
>>35692916>she's a fucking nerd who always has her head in a book all day. what kind of a relationship do you possibly think you'd get out of that?Reading together
>>35692974>if she's smarter than me, she'll prove me wrong all the time!What kind of mentality is this? Are you incapable of holding an intelligent discussion? That might explain why the concept of liking an intelligent mare is so foreign to you. But normal people who know how to use their words to convey information have various interesting techniques at their disposal, such as asking questions, soliciting advice, providing suggestions, and others, which allow them to share knowledge without an adversarial "unless you PROVE me wrong in front of everyone, I'll have my way!" shitwank.That, and being intelligent doesn't mean being all-knowing. I like to think I'd be able to contribute things as well.
>>35697410To set a timeline, you have to pick what you take into account, and how much you want to explain away by "magic". There were game arcades and large advertisement display panels. How much of that is a gag, how much is a genuine part of the world? Can you just shrug it off by saying "it's a magic-powered display"? Or can you instead just shrug it off by saying "the writers are hacks and continuity after S1-2 is fucked anyway so we don't take it into account"?If you establish proper boundaries for the analysis, you can try to come up with something sensible. But if you just want to take the entire show and peg it to some human-like tech level, then that's very much a futile effort in overanalysing a kids' show.
>>35698411>cuddling up with book horse and taking a nap as she reads>waking up groggily and watching her excited eyes dance with anticipation to tell you all about what she's reading>not being able to help the stupid grin that plasters your face whenever you see your mare so excited
>>35698655>listening intently as she explains in great detail some subject you'd never been interested in, but because she's the one talking you absorb everything she has to say about it
>>35698682>learning new things that you've never been interested in but now you find are the center of your world>because they're the center of her world>you want to learn enough to impress her>or, at least, you want her to never stop talking, so you can drown in her voice and presence