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>>35680707First for best pony.
>>35680707From the archive>Have Kirin waifu>Get her pregnant>She's a few months along, enough for a visible belly to show>One day, the two of you are cuddling>Suddenly, her stomach starts to glow orange>You panic and jump back>Just visible in the center of the glow is the faint black outline of something vaguely kirin-shaped, as though there were a backlight behind it>While you're freaking out because something is CLEARLY happening to your foal, your kirin waifu just smiles contentedly and rubs her stomach>The glow flashes in intensity a few times, and then dies down>She smiles up at you, but tilts her head to the side and looks concerned when she notices your panic>What follows is a bit of a biology lesson as she explains the differences between pony biology and kirin biology>Apparently, kirin foals glow instead of kick when they're still developing>As the months go by, you can't help but notice that your unborn foal responds to your hand's presence pressed up against your waifu's pregnant belly by glowing brightly>Your waifu is pleased to see this>"She knows it's her daddy.">This is good, because kirin foals flare up when they feel threatened as a defense mechanism, but evolutionary instinct means they unconsciously alter their flames so that they don't hurt whoever they consider to be their parents>You learned this shortly after your filly first caught herself on fire in your arms, and you nearly dropped her>Your kirin waifu doesn't always realize that there are thinks about kirin biology and society that you don't know about
Repost that one marble pie green from last thread you faggot
>>35680781Do it yourself, cuck.
Did something that was pretty obvious in hindsight
>>35680814I think he's trying to say something does anyone know belly language?
>>35680814 >>35680823Damn, I can't get used to how photoshop slows everything down.This speed should be better for normies like me
>>35680814>>35680826You clever bastard.
>>35680826>>35680835I assume it's "Not RGRE enough" in morse?
>>35680814>>35680826Just slap "NOT" above her belly and "ENOUGH" below it, and you've got Nignog's signature style down pat.
>>35680873Nicely done, kindly photoshopnon.
>>35680725I like thing.>>35680814>>35680826>>35680873Good job ya brilliant bastards.
>>35680098>Anon is waiting on the porch for Marble to come down for their date.>Just thinking of the mare makes him smile.>In truth, on top of being adorable and kind, she's also a breath of fresh air for the human.>Or is that old air?>Mares in this world act so differently from the women of his old world.>Many of them acting more like men than delicate females.>That's where Marble differs.>She's soft spoken, gentle, and the kind of girl that just activates all of his instincts to protect and love her.>"You are going on a date with my little sister.">Anon blinks and looks over to see Maud approaching the steps from the field."Ah, yeah. Hey, Maud.">"I'm glad," the placid mare continues, looking towards the house. "I know she sometimes feels like she's inadequate when compared to us other Pie sisters. Pinkie is a national hero, Limestone is inheriting the farm and is a shrewd business mare, and I have a doctorate in rocks. As much as we all try to make her see how wonderful she is, she can only compare herself to us and feel lacking. She thinks we only say these things because we are family, and that we don't actually mean it.">Her eyes shift to Anon.>"That's why she needs some one like you to show her the truth so that she can start to believe it herself. I know you will do right by her as much as she will by you.">Anon nods slowly."I... thank you for entrusting your sister to me. I won't fail either of you.">"I'm sure you won't," Maud agrees before her eyes suddenly change.>Somehow, without adjusting a single muscle on her face, her gaze hardens.>"I am trusting you, and I'm sure things will work out fine, but I would be lying if I were not the least bit worried. There are many rumors around town about your behavior, Anonymous, and while I might be a modern mare, even I can see the unfettered passion in your eyes. Marble is a sweet, gentle mare. Pure. Please refrain from coming on too strongly. Hoof holding should be reserved for the third date."
What are some things Anon could say that put hearts in a ponies eyes
>>35681598A dozen foals
>>35681598I picked up some ginger. I hope you're reading for a good figging
>>35681644>pic not even censoredTHIS IS A BLUE BOARD ANON!
>>35681648It's clearly labeled /d/ You knew what you were getting into
>>35681644>"Geez, Moondancer, stop watching that Neighponese hoof-tentacle porn!"
>>35681664Dammit... Now I can't stop imagining hoof tentacle porn being a thing in RGREquestria, and human hands playing into that fetish.
>>35681585>Starts haggling for brief petting times.>"30 seconds.""5 seconds.">"20 seconds."10 seconds.">"15 and i'll keep it to mane only.""Above the neck and you have a deal.""What are you two talking about?">"Rocks.""Hats.">They glance at each other.>"Rocks with hats" they say in unison.>"You see i was trying to explain to your sister here that her pet Boulder would look absolutely dashing in a trilby.""Don't you dare introduce him to that tomfoolery.">"Seriously i'm begging you please take one, ponies idea of clothes gifts extends to "Scarf" or "Hat" and i've suddenly become a capellophile ever since Pinkie hosted a "It's probably not your birthday but it's the day your were 'born' into equestria on the wings of wild magic(or science!) so we'll call it a birthday!" party and pretty much every pony took note of the fact i always wear clothes.">"I think the only other gifts i got that day was a sewing kit and a book from her friend Twilight, it was about the history of Equestrian headwear but at least i can do more than wear it.">Marble glances to the side and spots the tip of her mothers snout peaking around the corner.>It gives a single firm nod.>Blushing heavily even as Maud and Anon look at the scene with hope that she bought it, she screws up her courage and brushes along Anons leg as she walks out the door, finishing with a light tap with her tail.>A barely audible "Lets get going Anon." is heard by the two as they look at her retreating form Dat butt.>Maud raising both eyebrows and looking at Anon, who merely shrugs and repeats "15." before walking to join his new marefriend.
>>35681703>heart eyes have heart eyesis that legal?
>>35681720>capellophilewell i guess that's the word of the day then
>>35681703>mfw fresh oc>mfw Rainbow is a degenerate
>>35681733I will make it legal
In the Marble/Anon thing, I bet Pinkie would be really excited by the prospect of a niece or nephew.So much so that she might try to manipulate events to cause Marble to get pregnant.>It's heat season, and Marble has an ample supply of moon tea to keep pregnancy impossible.>She thinks she does, at least, except Pinkie has swapped it out for green tea.>Pinkie already has her niece or nephew's birthdays planned up for the next hundred years.
>>35681872>niece or nephew's birthdays>or>not 'and'what kind of future aunt do you take ponka for?
>>35681710Fuuuuuuck it feels like something inside of me has been ruined now.
>>35681872>internal family war over Marble's fertility statusI can see Maud and Limestone making sure their little sister remains pure while Pinkie and Cloudy Quartz working for Marble to become a mother. Anon and Marble are off to the side just enjoying each other's company.
Writefags who use pastebin: did you use any greentext parser scripts? Did it break for you too?
>>35681908>greentext parser scriptswhat now?
>>35681941I had a script installed using tampermonkey that added a "greentext" button onto pastebin, next to "raw". There was a dropdown menu that had 4 options, and it would imitate the background colors of blue boards, red boards, and it had two dark themes. Lines beginning with ">" would be green, and normal lines would be black. It made it convenient to read any shit you wrote because you got to see exactly what it would look like once you posted it, but it got all fucked up a few days ago when pastebin got weird for a day or two.
>>35681959ah. wouldn't know then
Rainbow is not nearly the stallion's mare she thinks she is.
>>35681703Rainbow Dash is for _______
>>35682503Making a beautiful family with.
>>35681609>not two dozen foals with best horse>not fucking around and making alicorns no longer endangered fucking pathetic
>>35682512would an edited in abdominal bulge get me a 3 day vacation?
>>35681886Despite them failing to keep their sister pure, Maud and Limestone can't argue that their nephew and niece- twins run in the Pie family it seems- and love them dearly.>Limestone herself surprises the new parents by being very active in the foals' lives, always being eager to foalsit the pair and take them off Marble and Anon's hooves when they need a break.>Marble is touched that Limestone loves her foals so dearly and is thankful for her help.>The truth is a little less endearing than that.>Limestone worries about the sort of influence the twins' parents will be on the developing foals.>Marble, as much as Limestone loves her, is a complete pushover and tends to spoil her foals more than their father.>As for the human, he's still as crazy as ever, running around in his lingerie- it's his day-to-day suit and tie, not that she'll listen- and has complete run off the household.>Really, Anon and Marble are the most confused couple Limestone has ever seen, with Anon acting like the mom and Marble the dad, and Limestone wants to make sure the twins have as much of her own positive influence in their lives as she can provide.>Hopefully with Limestone as a role model their to teach them how to be proper members of society, they won't turn out like their weird parents.>The Pie family already has Pinkie to deal with, they don't need two more wackos.
>>35682508>Rainbow and Anon don't have a dozen foals, but they come close.>Their foals are an assortment of green or blue coats, each with a primary color of their mother's mane for their own.>A green colt with a yellow mane, a blue filly with green, another blue coated filly with a purple mane, an all blue colt, a green filly with orange locks.>Every family photo is like looking at a picture of a rainbow.
>>35682549Nor if you don't show the penetration still.
>>35682503Sweeping me off my feet in a whirlwind romance.
>>35682580I love it.
>being the husband of a nurse herd means you eat healthy whether you want to or not>but it also means your herdwives make sure you take as much of the Holy Grail as is safe>gotta make sure you're producing enough spooge to knock all of them up come estrus week after all>though in cold heart's case you're pretty sure she simply has a cum fetish
>>35682580>Each one's name is linked at least tangentially to the color of their mane>Blue Streak is the one with the blue mane>Purple Haze has the violate mane>Sunrise is the one with the orange mane>etc
>>35682649which one is Doppler Shift?
>>35682653Blue fur, red mane. Hard to tell if she's flying towards you or flying away from you.
>>35682656At least it isn't a striped blue/red mane.
>>35682648>>though in cold heart's case you're pretty sure she simply has a cum fetishbased cold heart
>>35682648>"Give me your hot loads Anon."
>>35682992Blue/red clash too much, why don't people ever consider using complimentary color palettes or colors that don't look positively garish?
>>35683589Guess you could make them have more than just green or blue coats.That being said, not every pony can have complimentary colors. Some ponies probably would be born with shit color combos.Genetics is random like that, and just like not every one is born beautiful, not every pony is born lucky in the looks department.
>>35683589>>35683617I still like the idea of her having twin colts and calling them Blue shift and Red shift.
>>35683617Well, just like people, the number of possible features will run out and repeats will be seen. Kind of why loving doubles are a thing.
You know, I was just thinking about a trend in the music industry, that being women signing songs about bad relationships with guys so often, like Adele and Taylor Swift and what not. I'm sure guys do it to, but I feel like they're more likely to write love songs about the girls they want.Is the reverse true in RGREquestria? Mares writing love ballads and stallions writing more about their breakups and how bad the mares in their lives are?
>>35683701If I remember correctly, most top-name musicians don't write their own songs. One dude has written all the hits over quite a few years.
>>35683710Green where that guy is Anon in RGREquestria or RGREQG?Maybe an Anon/Coloratura or Sapphire Shores or herd with both?Hmm, how best to incorporate the RGR element though.
>>35683757The girls have to take credit for Anon's work because he's a guy and wouldn't be legally allowed to partake in the industry? Seems like a shoddy excuse but that's all I got.
>>35683765Applejack gets introduced to the trio by Coloratura, and she asks how they all met and got together.AJ's truth sense starts tingling as they all dance around the issue and she starts to dig a little deeper.Once she finds out, she can't let this affront to honesty stand, and they have to convince her not to out them.
>>35683765Perhaps it's a popularity issue, or maybe there's a contrived spiritual/cultural reason. Maybe stallions are moreso associated with lullabies or liturgical hymns that it'd be hard for a stallion to make any headway.
>>35683710>most top-name musiciansThe term you're looking for is commercial. Commercial musicians -- ie top 40 pop and r&b -- don't write their own music. Real bands still do.
>>35683765It's because Anon is memeing as much as he can and he doesn't want to get found out.> New pop stars get the one word repetition song> Every time, Anon just opens the dictionary to a random page> Varies the emphasis, has the stallion do mildly erotic grunts and sighs to fill in the rest> Eventually, if they are successful enough, they get a "love is a [random word from the dictionary]" song> Rock songs for all mare bands are a chance for him to stretch his euphemism muscles> Gets kind of aroused from making mares talk dirty, though they don't usually take much convincing> Occasionally get roped into writing for a cause of some sort> It depends on how legitimate it is, but he usually actually tries for these songs> Now and then he writes a song specifically for a musician he likes> Guitarists get long solos, a good lick, etc> Trixies, the lot of them> Often deals with music industry executives> Gold piles up, he always has enough salt for his soft pretzels> It's getting to the point where he is one of those stallions magazines like to write about > Very whimsical already, exacerbated by wealth to be Eccentric> Every mare working in his mansion is dressed like a Playboy bunny, with the leotard emphasizing their voluminous tufts> Years later, ponies start to find patterns in his work> Odd word choices> Unusual topics and imagery> Unnecessary repititons> Ponies then read the first letter of each line.
>>35684229you magnificent faggot!
>>35684229ya got me, anon. haven't gotten got like that in a long time
Something Something RGREidk I just like kirin and I also like particularly small horses.
>>35684446I like mythological kirin and their mlp design is shit and I loathe it.
>>35683589Pretty sure that was the joke
>Finding work without a cutiemark in equestria was surprisingly difficult.>No place was super keen on hiring a human, and Anon couldn't just get a job doing manual labour since nopony was willing to see a colt injure themselves trying to do a mare's job.>Thankfully his best friend Pinkie managed to convince the Cakes to take him on as an assistant. After all, colts know their way around a kitchen.>After a long day of working in the Sugarcube Corner kitchen, Anon and Pinkie are sweaty and messy from all the baking and hot ovens."Hey Pinks, you got a shower or bath I could borrow?">"You betcha! I got a bath upstairs! You wanna use it before I do?""No, I can wait. I'm sure you need it more, having fur and all.">"Okie dokie! If you're sure!">Anon makes his way upstairs, Pinkie in tow, and after a small while they have a bath all drawn and ready.>As Anon waits for his turn, he grows increasingly uncomfortable. The hot air of the kitchen has been replaced with the relatively cool air of pinkie's room, making the swear soaked clothes sticking to his skin feel far colder than the expected. Plus, the smell wasn't helping."Hey Pinkie, how much longer is it gonna take? I kinda underestimated how badly I needed that bath.">Anon shouts through the door with an apologetic tone.>"Not much longer, Nonners! But if you're that uncomfortable you could always join me!" She jokes.>Expecting anon of course to shoot back a lighthearted "No thank you", she grows increasingly worried in the minute or two of silence that followed.>Did she hurt his feelings? Does he hate her now? Did he just walk away, disgusted? Did she lose her best stallion friend and hopefully someday more forever?
>>35684591>Suddenly she hears a muffled "Fuck it" through the door as it opens and reveals Anon in his full naked glory"You ponies walk around naked anyway, and honestly I couldn't stand being in that shirt any longer, so it should be fine. Make some room, Ponks.">Pinkie, having grown on a rock farm where the closest male attention she got was a hug and a kiss goodnight from her sweet ol' father, completely bluescreens>Anon just sees Pinkie freeze, and sink into the water. Passed out.>Anon has to fish Pinkie out and make sure she's okay, too worried to notice the wild blush and dopey smile on her face.I can't wrote for shit, but being the unashamed pinkie fan I am I though there hasn't been enough of the sweet pastel mare recently. So have this shitty prompt
>>35684595>wrote*writeCase in point
>>35684229You cheeky lil shid I swear on me mum!
>>35684595Very cute, your writing is fine, anon.
>>35684684>inb4 I recognize that bulgeAlso is that vacation worthy?
>>35684699only if he scales it up
>>35684654Thanks, but I really need to work on it if I ever wanna write actual green. I mentioned anon too many times, I have no idea how to write interesting dialogue, etc. That's what re-reads and practice are for, I suppose.Then again everybody is their own worst critic. Besides, english isn't my first language so I'm paranoid of it being obvious from my writing.
>>35681585>>35681720Liking it. Keep going.>>35681703Kek, Good job.>>35682503Hoof holding>>35682580>>35682649Hnnng>>35683757>>35683765Add Songbird and you've got something.>>35684229Good job ya brilliant bastard.>>35684595Not bad. I liked it. I would mind some more Anon x Pinkie greens.>I miss that one Anon x Pinkie x Strawberry Sunrise green.
>>35684591>>35684595I like it
>>35684743Actually now that I think about it, wasn't there an update with celestia and the CEO of tartarus or something? It doesn't appear to be in the pastebin.
>>35684712>english isn't my first languageSeems fine to me. The biggest mistake I noticed was 'swear soaked clothes' but that could easily be a typo since r and t are right next to each other.>I mentioned anon too many timesThis is relatively easy to fix. Descriptors, such as audio or visual descriptions, can break things up and add some flavor to your green.
>>35684743Succupone needs to succupush away from the table, fatty.
>>35684743Gives new meaning to the phrase "thick as hell"
>>35684743That's one thicc chonker!I bet she's the best succupone out there, that's why she's so fat on, uh, 'love.'
>>35685097>>35685132That's not thicc, that's fat.
>>35685161Yes but she's from hell. Ergo, "thick as hell"
>>35685175No, she's not thicc. So she'd be fat as hell.
>>35685205The word choice is irrelevant, but fat as hell does sound funnier. So I concede
>>35684743>Stallions find the "fertility idol" body shape attractive in mares as it signals to their primitive brains that said mare has access to a lot of resources, and ergo, would be a good mare to take care of them and their foals.>You'd think this would lead to mares going out to get as fat as possible, but it's actually pretty hard for mares to put on weight.>This is due to magic production.>Mares are the dominate sex because their smaller, less muscular bodies are designed to put every calorie to use generating magical energy, which fuels not only spells, but also earth pony strength and pegasus speed.>Thus, for a mare to eat enough to actually get fat would require quiet the excessive food budget, plus plenty of spare time to sit down and eat it, which most mares just aren't willing or able to do.>Rainbow's body, for instance, is outrageously efficient at converting calories to magic, which is why she's incredibly small and lithe.>Twilight's conversion rate is similar, but she is actually still a little thicc because she can afford to eat lots of food and her job as a librarian gives her ample time to idly snack while she reads.>If not for her spastic personality, she'd be pretty damned attractive to stallions.>Regardless, this means that models (or sex demons) tend to be on the bigger side while mares who are thinner feel inadequate.>One of the reasons Rarity falls back on stress eating ice cream whenever she feels self conscious is a desperate attempt to pack on a few pounds to feel beautiful and have an ass as fat as Fluttershy's.>How many times has Rarity looked at her plus-sized dresses for her bigger clients and sighed wistfully, imagining what it would be like to fill them out herself?>Enter Anon, who finds fat kind of gross and starts hitting on all the slim mares who are confused by the attention.
>>35685322Interesting subversion of the usual way this prompt goes here, though I've got to say I still love my good ol' Thiccie Pie
>>35685348>Pinkie is a special case.>Her body is hyper efficient at making magic, which should mean she's skinny.>But she's also one of the only ponies around who can shovel entire cakes into her mouth in seconds and has a seemingly endless supply of them independent from her income.>She's Celestia's rival in cake eating and thiccness.
>>35685348>when your hyoo-man stallion's cooking is so good that it pushes you into a new beauty weight-level>never tells you what it is that makes his food so great tasting and so good at putting on the pounds am i really fucking typing this>the secret is, of course, meat>grass and other staples of the pony diet simply can't compete with the will of the trophic scale>also something something vampires being especially beautiful in this particular slice of RGRE because of that
>>35685322This has subverted my expectations and I am interested in hearing more.
>>35685322Wow, that's a new low, some kind of feeder fetish bait. Even worse than the usual chonky-thicc worship.
>>35685322>the typical anon likes unattractive mares, inverted.That was actually pretty neat, good on ya.
>>35685462>Enter Anon, who finds fat kind of gross and starts hitting on all the slim mares who are confused by the attention.Read the prompt all the way through first, retard. It states that Anon thinks that shit's disgusting and explicitly prefers the slim mares. What sort of counter intuitive feeder fetish involves neither participant finding fatties attractive?
>>35685542>Read the prompt all the way through first, retard.I barfed 75% in. Sorry, buddy.
>>35685549It's fine. We've all vomited while reading certain things on this board.
>>35685549I'm not your buddy, pal!
>>35685555maybe not, but those are some nice quads
>>35685322Not what I usually expect around these parts. Not bad either.>>35685370I can believe that.
>>35685370>Pinkie is, in essence, a magical perpetual motion machine>the very few who both know about this and its possible implications, are actually rather concerned about the possibility of what might happen if such magical generation continued after her death>alongside other such lofty goals of ending death as ponykind currently knows it, significant resources are being poured into figuring out how to "mass-produce" alicorns and their associated immortality for the express purpose of keeping Equestria from becoming ground zero for basically a second magical big bang upon her death>after all, all that energy will still have to go somewhere at that point
>>35685691>inb4 all this energy goes to Anon being the magic sponge he is
>>35685691>>35685837>While Anon acts as a good magic sink in the short term there's only so much magic even he can take, the constant influx has already rendered him effectively immortal as far as aging is concerned.>After their firstborn it's discovered that the little one inherited a significant portion of their mother's energy potential.>Not enough to be as self sustaining as Pinkie, but enough was shaved off from her to offset the seemingly inevitable magical overload by several years.>It'll slowly build up to unstable levels again but, well, they've got a proven stop-gap solution now.>hfw she imagined all the foals she's going to have, and when she realises how many that will actually be.All hail The Pink One, Mother of Worlds.
>>35684823Whoops, forgot to copy it over from the Google doc. Should be there now.As for when the next update will be, hard to say. I have some things outlined, but I'm still feeling my way through the first part of the update.
imagine spanking those rumps...
>>35686327>Anon rides by on a skateboard or something.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aKkToeJyj8
>>35686327>Aim slightly too high and shatter you hand on the scales
>>35686398>they nurse you back to health, soaking your hand in boiled water from their stream so it numbs the pain.
>>35686525It's... perfect.Next thread banner right there. Maybe put an 'RGRE' somewhere to make it complete.
>>35686398Is a Kirin mare giving you one of their scales, or even a garment made from their scales in the case of multiple Kirin, the same as a Pegasus mare giving you a primary feather?
>>35686525>tfw you smack a few kirins on their rumps>tfw half were guys>tfw you can't tell the difference between the genders
>>35686621>>tfw you can't tell the difference between the gendershow? they don't wear clothes and don't have the bushy/voluminous tail of a pony. they'd have to have cloacas or some bullshitand now that i say that i realize some oppotrunistic shitposter's gonna run with it
>>35686768Kirins are the abomination offspring of unicorns(or alicorn) and dragonsWe know that dragons have cloacas and that the male organs are intern with only the penis coming out when arroused, like it is in repitiles and primitive birds that still have dicks(like duck and swans)Therefore is plausible that kirins have cloacas and ony have their dicks out of their bodies when in useAnd is also plausible that they repruduce predominantly throught rape/restrain the fair partner into submission(just like ducks)
another memri tv edit
>>35686768Well we've already hat fatposting in thread, why not /hhh/shit.
>>35686950>fatpostinghow is it fat posting if the gimmick behind the prompt is that anon doesn't like fat ponies and hits on the normal ones?
>>35686978>world of feeders story won't have fat fetish shit in itYou're not that obtuse.
Don't talk to it.
>>35687014grey is a treasure
>>35687019do you use 400 grit or 450? mine has been pushing me to get 500 grit or above, but that shit is expensive, man. probably worth it to see her smile though
>>35684743chonk>>35685322interesting>>35685348i completely agree >>35685407its true with the caloric density and it would be kind of scaary and would give those cupcake vibes for the ponies that discovers the secret>>35685691thats a scary but interesting thought >>35685873well that seems like enough energy to actually create matter >>35687019well you could use them to sharpen stuff instead or like get a sand shower to really smooth it
>>35687019What a floofletI bet she often succumbs to flooflet-rageNow autumn blaze... thats a mare
>>35687081>thats a scary but interesting thoughtSuch is the curse of infinite energy, if containment EVER fails the entire universe would eventually be consumed in the literally infinite energyEven if it just generates the same amount as a AA battery over the course of a day, it would still happen eventually
>>35687081>>35687098In fact, it's technically possible that it's already happened to some tier-3 civilization that's rewritten the books on thermodynamics and the universe is already doomed to a polar opposite to the more common heat death
>>35686947What in the fuck is that, oh my lord!Please make more edits, this is gold.
>>35687115Most likely an edit of this.
>>35687115>>35687166>>35686947Also, I somewhat expect that there should be a Rarity edit with something like this.
>>35687166Brilliant. It's brilliant how some of the art we see is less weird than the real life inspiration of them.Memritv strikes again.
>>35687241You think Memri TV are just a bunch of meme-loving fucks rather than a group of goat-fucking fundies? Every screenshot has been exceptionally spicy.
>>35687467The world would be a much better place if it was just a bunch of meme loving faggots. How can you not laugh at shit like this?
>>35686598I'd say so
>>35684229You fucking got me
>>35685691>Pinkie has infinite energy but is still mortal>>35685873>The infinite energy Anon absorbs regenerates his cells to the point of sheer immortality>The offspring of the two become God Rulers of the next generation>Giving Celestia and Luna a vacation>Giving Anon time to grieve and ponder his immortality>Annoying Discord because out of all the chaos going on he's only responsible for 50%>Thankfully the care and love of Anon and Pinkie lead the children to becoming kind, playful, benevolent, near harmless Gods>As generations go by and the records of Anon and Pinkie fade they become rumors>Rumors of THE father and mother, and that they are the only ones who can put the New Pink Gods in timeout
>>35685322>Anon's mares, who used to be self conscious about their looks, find the confidence to start showing themselves off more.>For instance, Rainbow Dash, who everypony thought hated dresses, modeling for them or otherwise, actually starts wearing them regularly for small occasions, like casual dates with Anon.>Dash never hated dresses, she secretly hated her body and the idea of showing it off, wanting to draw attention to her talents instead of her looks.>The style of dress has also changed for these mares.>Most dresses feature a large billowing flow of fabric over the croup to create the illusion of a big backside, but Anon's mares wear slim, tight fitting dresses that hug their slight curves instead.>Anon and his little herd is a strange one on the eyes of Equestrian society, but no one can deny it's a happy one.
>>35687019>not using the animated version...well fuck i cannot upload the GIF version because it's too large, and i cannot upload an MP4 or WEBM version because it's not supported.
>>35688158How? Everytime I tried to upload the WEBM it said "corrupted file or unsupported file format"... but I was able to view it on my PC so I know it wasn't corrupted.Strange.
>>356882614chan doesn't like it when .webms have metadata.
>tfw the last thousand years of cake have literally all gone to your plot>tfw you literally would eat your own ass if you could>tfw not sure if this makes you a dyke or not>tfw you think you might have a problem
>>35688158Look at those cute hoofsies!But can you still waifu such a small kirin?
>>35688607Luna really wasn't happy about Celly taking the last bit of cake I see.
>>35688261How are you doing the conversion? If you're using ffmpeg, by default it uses a type of encoding for webms that 4chan doesn't recognize/accept. You'll need to use the flags for VPX encoding.
>>35686327Such lewd horses. Those thin tails of theirs barely cover anything. The big one isn't even trying!
>>35688948they are indeed very very lewd
>>35688261Read this:https://gist dot github.com/ndarville/10010916https://trac dot ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/VP84chan only allows webms that are encoded in VP8 and that have no sound (outside of /gif/ and /wsg/).
Typical mare, Rainbow has no sense of fashion.
>The last thing you see before you wake up 4 days later, muscles aching, dehydrated, and reeking of sex>Something something RGREI did it.
>>35689077>>35689112>getting terrible head from the tiny dome'd sun princess
>>35689059Wew lad, are you sure you can post that here?
>>35689112Hold the fuck up...
>>35689077I'll invest in this
>>35689042>tfw she wants to send you on a trip to flavortown>tfw the flavortown she's referring to is between her legs
>>35689194>going down on crusty cuntISHIGGYDIGGY
Mares are so fucking dumb
>>35689194That 100% sounds like something RGRE Rainbow would say.>"Hey babe, I'm going to send you on a trip to Flavourtown.">She gestures crudely between her hind legs.>"Flavourtown is between my legs."
Pinkie really has no idea how to behave around males. But I guess that's understandable, seeing as how she grew up on a rock farm in the middle of nowhere.
>>35689390Pinkie Pie is the perfect waifu.
>>35689245>You look at the crude mare trying to proposition you with a raised eyebrow.>There are others around who heard it, and you're sure some white knights are getting ready to come to your defense."So the city board took my advice and renamed the city from 'Unwashed Cunt' to 'Flavortown.'">The mare's face is priceless as her eyes widen at your words."I'll still decline the offer though. At least until the Department of Public Works and the Sanitation Department get better funding and clean up the streets more.">You say motioning to between her legs.>She quickly closes her legs and awkwardly decides to leave.>Maybe you should have said 'until the port authority cleans up the docks because of the smell' but she has already left.>Fuck it, you'll save it for the next time a random mare try's to cat call you with 'Flavortown.'>Probably will be Rainbow before the days up anyway.
>>35689434Ok, I had a good hearty laugh from this. Thank you.
>>35689077I'd read it dubs.>>35689434Kek!
>>35689686Divorced MILFs deserve love too!
>>35687822Any pictures of Rainbow Dash wearing one of those slim black dresses with a cute down the leg?
I don't even know what I'm doing, but here's this for some reason.
Look at this mare exposing her wings and raping the viewer with their unwanted appearance. mares are fucking disgusting.
this bothers me
>>35689934>Popeye the manliest sailor man innaequestriaI dig it.>>35689967>Dissing another mans jim jams.Not cool dude.
>>35689128You think THAT'S bad?
>>35690003>fillyfucking dykes i swear
>>35690029Well how's this then? Does this one get your motor running?
>>35689942Holy shit that's adorable
>>35690083>"Surprise! They're made with raisins and oatmeal. Dear, I'm just worried about your health.
And they said Anon didn't know how to do any colty stuff, like sewing.
>>35689426If I could herd with Pinkie and Celestia, I would.I'm sure they'd bond over their love of cakes quite well.
>>35690146Better not let candyass see that
>>35690192They'd be the ultimate big booty herd
>>35690032>No cutie markYou come with us Anon, we have some questions to you...
>>35690240H-He said he was, like, 16! That's basically legal, right?!
>>35690244>inventing weird consent lawsCutie mark or jail, pedo.
>>35690251Shit. SHIT. Uh.... i-i-it's invisible. He said he's really really good at sneaking, and that's why we can't see his cutie mark. And also when I said "16", I meant "18". Or "21" depending on what the laws here are. I misspeak sometimes.
>>35689942Very, very cute
>>35689942>Anon helped develop the horsenet>Anon expected to see underage ponies shitposting and shouting about fucking each other's dads and rubbing one's vag on the other's face when they kill the other in online games, but he sees nothing like that>Turns out they can't reach the computer, so they can't get online
>>35690240it's ok officer, i already caught her
>>35690136Oatmeal raisin cookies are the best
>>35690198Rainbow has been missing for a couple days. Candy ass has gotten real fat though
>>35690262I'd make a joke about not dropping the soap, but it won't matter. It won't matter at all.
>>35690505This is getting better and better. It only misses a writefriend to type out some nice little green for it.
>>35690505>FilenameShould be the other way around>Popeeeye, Rarity's trying to rape me again!
>>35690505>minotauress cow tries to hit on popeye but luckily rarity is there to white knight for him.
If you're really hard up for furry shit, there are all kinds of threads for that in the >>>/trash/
>>35690821Minotaurs are mlp related. Go somewhere else retard.
>>35690083More like Chrysalis Visits The Hague
>>35688842Well, then a correction, it doesn't like it when I try to upload a .webm with metadata. The error it spits out varies from "we believe this file is malicious" to "corrupted file or unsupported file format." I've encountered both of these, deleting the .webm's metadata fixed it in both cases.
my waifu wont grow up and get a job, what do?
>>35690909Don't talk to it.
>>35690911This is gold. I cannot express well enough how much these I love, thank you drawfriend!
>>35690911needs the memri tv watermark in the upper left, otherwise my only gripe is "islamic" wasn't changed to "equestrian"
>homosexuality in RGRE is actually not unlike our normal gender roles>gay stallions are more "manly",being cocky,imposing and dominating,since those are the qualities other stallions find attractive>lesbian mares are very subby,more like our own females>anon meets with a lesbian mare and starts to like her,since shes the only "normal" one>she,on the other hand,is falsely led to believe that anon is actually a human mare,since hes so "marely">they end up dating and falling for one another>cue her reaction when they reach the bedroom and she figures out that she fell for a janefilly
>>35690994Your paranoia is matched only by your autism.
>>35691110Now this either goes two ways; hilarious hijynx as now everyone assumes they're a couple and they have to keep up appearances for one way or another, or the mare peers down at Anon's exotic dick and starts to wonder if she's actually 100% gay
>>35690968>>35691043glad someone like them lol>>35691069ah i didn't think of that
>>35691202>>35691252Hey, I'm enjoying the edits as well.
>>35691180I was thinking more in terms of anon curing her lesbianism with his BMD
>>35691180>>35691110>or the mare peers down at Anon's exotic dick and starts to wonder if she's actually 100% gay"Do i dislike dick or do i dislike dicks" is a little known but classic question amongst lesbians.Mildly related to that, although not RGRE itself.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/468050/sneak-skill-69
>>35691259lol i'm glad
>>35691110> Lesbians are all more submissive than straight mares> Lesbian falls for Anon because he is marelyWait So, lesbians are attracted only to straight mares, since lesbians aren't marely enough?
>>35691421afeminate gays are always bitching that the bears and more macho fags doesn want to fuck then, so I would imagine that for lesbian mares it would be something similar with the colty one bitching that the more marely mares don't want to touch then
g'night anons. may we all be visited by the pink peetzer goblin one day to bring us to our destined true loves
>>35691676Choosing Stone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Princess Cadence
>>35680707All future /mlh/ threads will need to be on /mlpol/. The one here got baleeted and I don't want to take any risks. I'll see you there.
>>35691252Is she talking to herself though?>>35691334Hah, that's good, especially considering the shishiw with derpi...More?
>>35691736nobody cares, faggot
>>35691819I certainly care. If that one's been baleeted and the staff have been OK with that thread for some time, there may be stricter enforcement of the rules going on. I don't know whether it's by /mlp/ mods or 4chan mods, but we will all need to pay more attention to what we're doing.
>>35691847Well, what if it isn't? Though I'd rather play it safe and head over to /mlpol/ for the new line of /mlh/ threads, just to be safe.
>>35691847It's just the trannie janny, they're being retarded.
Could anyone indicate me the episodes that features Marble?
>>35691887But it still means /mlh/ threads are forbidden on 4chan. The entire Internet seems to be discriminating against the brony community lately.
>ywn be push against the lockers by an Amazonian woman with huge tits>ywn be one of three guys that are always taken when the teachers aren't around >ywn be an easy sloot that the sirens can just press their boobs in your face to make you drop your pants
>>35691945Well, what's the proper terminology here? But seriously, we can't do /mlh/ here anymore.
>>35691953>Well, what's the proper terminology here?This board is a containment board. You do not build a containment board to do something nice for someone. You do it to keep toxic shit from leaking all over the place. If you're expecting kind treatment from the 4chan mods, you're fucking high. We're living on borrowed time.
>>35691948That artist is a treasure.
>>35691953See >>35691962Go look at 4chan's general rules: read rule 15. There is no similar rule for any other board. This board isn't welcome, it's tolerated and not "tolerance" in the retarded way diversity shits use it. Tolerating someone is bad. When you tolerate someone or something, you just deal with that fact that it exists. You don't like it. You don't want it. Just just deal with the fact that it's there and you mitigate it to the best of your ability.That is this board.
>>35691962>>35691968Exactly. So all /mlh/ threads should be on /mlpol/ now, since they at least say "Ponies allowed, no exceptions". They also ban racism there, but it's banned here as well.It seems as though there is also a thread about discrimination against the bronies there.
>>35691968>>35691978Gee... this seems all too familiar.
>>35691978>They also ban racism there, but it's banned here as well.>it's banned here as well
>>35691978>They also ban racism there>there is also a thread about discrimination against the bronies there>/mlpol/Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
>>35692001>laugh1.gifmore like raugh1.gifbecause gooks
>>35692014Shit. Changing the name now. Good call, anon.
>>35691252This shit is hilarious.
>>35691978>It seems as though there is also a thread about discrimination against the bronies there.Don't reveal your power level and it won't be a problem. How is this hard?
>>35692065Because my spaghetti could get spilt and someone could find out about me for some reason. Remember the final scene of "Free State of Jones"?
>>35692144Just don't have sex with black ponies south of the Mason-Dixon, anon. You're honestly making this hard on yourself.
>Get de-aged, or crunchatized, and plopped down in RGREqG>Somehow you have legal documents and a place to stay thanks to a certain chaos spirit>Get enrolled in Canterlot High>You mentally prepare for shimsham being either a queen bee or a waifu>Only you're a few decades too early>You're given the general tour by Celestia, the popular jock>A trixie in everyway but is actually pretty nice>You're introduced as Principal Discords nephew>Guess who you're living with? Get ready for plenty of steamed hams>Thanks to you being related the principal some unreputable girls have their sights on you>Chrysalis, leader of her own cliche of moody goths called the Hive>Tirek, the envious bitch that wants Celestias reputation>And finally Loona, or as she would rather be called, Nightmare Moon seeing as she is also in her goth phase>Have funHave a shitty prompt
>>35692171Not bad fuck me wrong file
>>35692155I don't know. I've seen posts about people being b& for things I don't even know whether they are against the rules. It would be a major risk to continue posting /mlh/ threads here.
>>35692198I'm going to expose my newfaggotry here. The fuck is /mlh/? My Little Human, the hit TV show for little colts that adult mares seem to adore?
>>35692211Knew it. No decent pony would ever admit to being a humare, so a containment board is about as good as we can expect.
>>35692216But /mlh/ discussions are forbidden on 4chan.
>>35692199MLH IS GAY
>>35692231The mods here apparently call it "roleplay". I don't know why, but this seems to violate the site rules.
>>35680707How would a kirin's belly even light up like that?
>>35692298Foal nirikization while in the womb.
>>35692245Well, that's just great. At least /mlpol/ seems to allow the migration of /mlh/ to there.
>>35692245Roleplay is allowed though? We've got multiple threads in the catalog that are obvious roleplay prompts.
>>35692205You got it wrong. It's about tough husbandobait for fillies, but stallions love it too.
>>35692344OP of the previous bread was b& for a few hours for having made the /mlh/ thread.
pls post mlpol link so summer can migrate therethank you
>>35692443Thread number 277825 in the /mlpol/ board. Posting a link would mean my post gets deleted.
>>35692443Just one more month, Anon. When school rolls around, even if it's online - one hour spent on their baby-pants homework is one hour not shitting in the thread.
>>35692497But some of us go to school and post between classes.
>>35692516And that's a different number of hours available for 4chan than when it's summer vacation, isn't it? "In between classes" < "every hour of every day".
>>35692518And summer vacation sometimes involves work.
>>35692523Any kid I knew who had to go to work to get money (as opposed to being given it by mommy and daddy) during the summer didn't start magically shitting out money as soon as the school year started. They'd keep working when the school year started because otherwise, they couldn't pay their phone bills.Guys, this happens each year without fail. Summer starts, good anons leave, shitty children enter. Summer ends, kids leave, good anons return. This year is no different, and it was no different last year or the year before that, or the year before that, or the year before that when anons back then said "no but it'll stay this way when september 2019/2018/2017/2016/2015 rolls around".I've been dicking around this thread long enough to remember that "if you can't handle me calling you writefags pieces of shit and telling you to leave constantly, then you don't deserve the privilege of writing for us" asshole in 2016, and I've yet to see a summer that has overstayed its welcome for more than a few weeks. Things will return to normal, and RGRE will become slightly less shitpost-ey.
>>35690262He's dyed it to make himself look younger, like in OGR porn where some obvious +30 year old woman dresses in a schoolgirl outfit to look like a young teen.
World Building Ideas.Learned that in D&D, the original minotaurs were created from humans as a reward from Baphomet and was thinking about incorporating this in Equestria and RGRE.Maybe instead of humans being mythical creatures, there's a minotaur legend that a long time ago, there was a species called humans who were slowly dying off because they were too weak to survive with much stronger species like dragons and gryphons around, but then they were blessed and transformed by the wise and kind god Baphomet to have the strength to survive and stand alongside other magical, sapient creatures.The reason that minotaur culture focuses so much on strength and self improvement then is because they know their species were once weak and frail.Going further, minotaurs like helping other creatures they view as weak find strength and become better in honor of their god. It was Baphomet who reached out and raised humans up into strong minotaurs, and so minotaurs today see helping others as emulating their god's noble act from the past.In walks Anon, a human straight out of legend, and minotaurs get to see just how weak and frail the humans they came from are.It's humbling, and they think it's a test from their god to see if they can do what their creator did all those millennia ago.Make a weak human strong enough to survive in the harsh magical world they now live in.What do you think?And what's a good way to put in the RGR element?
>>35692010So how else do I interpret the “no race mixing” rule other than “don’t mix race with posting”? Though it could easily be taken out of context.
>>35692682>And what's a good way to put in the RGR element?Male minotaurs are supposed to train only to show off their bodies, and focus purely on volume. Getting juiced up is as expected and common as make up, and minotaur's weird mix of martial arts and primitive arcane ("I cast : FIST !") is something no male minotaur would ever get interested in because the training is hard and painful.Meanwhile Anon insist on training to actually lift heavy shit, refuse juice because it's cheating, and fully intend to go punch a manticore DBZ style once he can find an heifer willing to teach him.
Some colts need to be gently led and danced around to where they'll be happiest.While others just need a warm soft tuft in their face and to let nature take its course.
300th for defending the home and herd like all mares should
>>35692171>>Guess who you're living with? Get ready for plenty of steamed hamskek
>>35693363I like the 'tether' effect on the magic.
>>35692541One autistic marecel was super pissed that the /mlh/ thread got populated by stallions who talked about their humie waifus.
>>35693300Birb pones doing birb things is adorable.
>>35693363Adorable and coolPerfect waif to protect anon's honor
Thread is being slow so ill add an idea i've been thinking about for awhile now>anon gets dropped in equestria some time before celly and luna unite the three tribes>gets taken in by outcast group of ponies who dont belong to any structure of the big three>they're only together through necessity >the pseudo tribe of the three races would fall apart if not for the windegoes>in comes anon>thanks to his autistic love for /k/ he was knew enough to survive>but now he was given is ultimate test>time to far cry >over time he meets the outcast ponies barely able to get by >anon teaches them how to survive in return helps him as well>soon anon even becomes a defacto king with the help of the alpha mares from each tribe>teaching him what their respective race can do and their needs>at which point the outcast unified tribe is encountered by celestia and luna's infant equestria>both still running hot with their prestige as the 'heroes' and 'unifiers' of the ponies >sees a fortified town in the most inhospitable areas of equestria (read: like the everfree)>they are confused on how a a state can run with a male incharge>They even have stallion soldiers! that armor unf>something something RGRE
>>35693363Ah yes, the battle scronch. Truly a fearsome mare who will be ruthless in her defense.
>>35691736Imagine giving up after your thread got deleted one time because the tranny janny is on his period.It's because of faggots like you that random things keep getting banned every year.
>>35692171>Discord>not superior Eris
>>35693799She's kind of...tainted by the sheer autism of /ptfg/.
>>35693625I'm fine with it. Let the weak threads with their unsustainable concepts die. When their ragged immigrants show up here, shit on them when they try to sneak their ideas in. They'll either assimilate or fuck off. Either way, RGRE and the board are stronger for it.
>>35692171I'm already upset that this prompt will never be picked up
>>35693804She wouldn't be...if you weren't a stupid fag about it.
>>35693300>Everyone thought Caramel would descend into an eternity of furious screeching>But having his muzzle shoved into a mare's tuft just reset his brain>Mares across Equestria now look to tuft-mashing instead of boops as the solution to excessive whimsy
>>35693804I'll taint her back, so god help me. Underappreciated waifu
Slow thread I guess
>>35694117Eh, it happens, plus the last few weeks have been filled with the derpi drama, the art pack updates and the 4cc.
>>35693625I remember when we got scruffed. Got banned for putting the thread back up, along with some other upstanding anons. Good times, real camaraderie.
>>35694117People left cause of the autism
Saddle Arabians try their best to memorize the shape of Anon's foal chasing legs.
I just spent the majority of the weekend reading Functional Dysfunction from the pastebin, start to where it is now. CombatComma, is the most recent update to the story really from June 12th 2019? I can't help but think that there have been at least a few updates to the story within the last year and two months.
>>35694179That's when it was first created. His last update was last week I believe; and since the pastebin fuckery last week or so maybe the "last edited" info isn't showing properly.
>>35693899>>35694105based anons shitting on autists and supporting based waifu
>>35694217>Eris>Based waifuPick one
>>35693017>So how else do I interpret the “no race mixing” rule other than “don’t mix race with posting”?...No.I refuse to believe you're real.
>>35694252Reread the last few weeks threads. Now reread that comment. That's where we are, anon. That's the level of poster we're dealing with.
>>35694252Some anons are very good at pretending to be retarded. For every genuine retard out there, there are 3 people who think it's funny to get a reaction out of people.
>>35694229>chaos goddess>you're her rock in all the waves she makes>she loves you and doesn't know what she'd do without you (she actually does, she'd go back to chaos as usual)>Celestia can't do anything to stop her>neither can you, so sometimes her plans backfire if she ignores your advice
>>35694290Great points, horrid picture
>>35694270Flip those numbers and you've got a more accurate statement.
>>35694297Dunno if I agree. For every retard that takes the bait in this thread for instance, there are 3 people who giggle to themselves as they throw their hooks out.
>>35694304I just don't think that posting over the last few weeks bears that out. I get the >summer arguments, but this has been a particularly bad summer. It started early, it's Autism Per Post is higher and there's the threat that it won't go away due to the coof.
>>35694317I guess. I still think there will be a non-zero improvement once September hits. It won't go back to normal, of course, but it will still improve even if it's a small amount.
>>35694295All pics of Eris are perfect pics
>>35694362This >>35694290 is not Eris. It's discord in drag
>>35694365They're one in the same, you can't apply your biological standards to her. Eris is constantly changing, it just comes with her entirely non-euclidian nature.
>>35694381I can hold different opinions for different depictions of her form. The classic one is good, the discord in drag makes me wanna gouge my eyes out
>>35694290>>35694295That's her "Overbearing Granny" look, that she breaks out when she wants to really rile up the Alicorns.Nothing emaresculates a millenia old immortal like having an even older immortal pinching their cheeks, patting them on the head and giving them those old hard strawberry candies that always seem to be around in old peoples houses.At least they look like Strawberry candies, but this is Eris, you never know what they'll actually taste like.
>>35694387>Celestia likes you>You aren't really catching her signals, she's kind of bland anyways>Eris stops by one day to bully Luna when she notices you>The way she almost treats you like an equal and even picks at you in ways that annoy Celestia>You're so head-over-heels for her you can't think straight>You didn't even notice you were holding her hand until she had to leave and slowly pulled out of your grip>You hope she comes back tomorrow
Less soon than Florida MAnon and Delta Vee...>>https://derpibooru.org/images/1758615?sd=desc&sf=created_at&q=tempest+shadow+AND+artist%3Aarareroll#
>>35693444Is that why it got baleeted?
>>35694415>You're so head-over-heels for her you can't think straight.>her powers make it so you're actually somersaulting in place when looking at her dreamily.>Celestia thinks Eris did it to you on purpose.It's just your innate whimsy mixing with her chaos without her realising.
>>35692682It's an interpretation I suppose. I'm not sure how to RGRE-ify it. >>35693238 might be on to something though.>>35693363>>35693591>Battle scrunchKek. I'm borrowing that.>>35693551That had some potential.>>35694387Top kek.So I've only read maybe two stories involving Eris. Got any recommendations?
>>35680707Whats up with that file name doe?"Dr. Shim Sham?" "I'm CIA."
>>35694097prompt.>Anon as one wish and one only to have his face stuff in Celestia and Lunas tuft.>But one problem resides he has no place or possibility to do so or does he?>Anon go's on and does so much stallion whismy thats it turns into pinky silly, until a mare has enough and stuffs her tuft into his face.>It's nice but no sun or moon butt tuft>Anon go's on and say her tuft is not enough and to go on home little filly with a peck on the cheek.>Anon go's on till he hit the main six, spitfire, and more same line and action,their tuft is not enough and to go on home little filly with a peck on the cheek.>Anon does this until he gets what he want sun and moon tuft.
>>35695149>"You're a big guy.""For you"
>>35695149>>35695189>Implying Shim Sham isn't a CIA (Canterlot Intelligence Agent) sent to keep an eye on you
>>35695369Nice, what's that from? DB # pls?
>>35691932No, it's just you need to keep posting it until the jannie fuckes off.
>>35695427Ace Thread (rip) I thinkhttps://derpibooru.org/images/1448581
>>35695688>those pegasi just strapped to the "plane's" wingskek, also dubs
>>35695688Baneposting is truly a most patrician art.
>>35694671LaP has Chaotic Happenstance in his bin and I guess that counts.There’s also this from Flutterrapehttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35262538/#35344734
>>35694152>>35694233I only skim through these threads now while I wait for summer to end
>>35694415That could be a pretty good read.
>>35695820Of course it would, Celestia is the new-age neckbeard while Eris is actually marely on top of her usual shenanigans. If she likes you, she'll let you know in her noodley way, if she figures out you like her back she'll make you hers forever.
> Be Anon, chilling in the living room, playing Super Squash Sisters, World of Awkward Conversations> You are playing your main, Fated Links, ie the only character you can play with any degree of success> It turns out, being an earnest, young mute mare allows you to smile and nod your way through most of the social scenarios with minimal emotional damage> Meanwhile your roommate Moondancer is sitting next to you, hiding her face under a pillow to shield herself from secondhand embarrassment> As you mash (A) to "Hya!" through the pleasantries before the main socializer, you rub your face> You've only been playing for half an hour, and you are already getting burnt out> The only thing keeping you going is when you have Links "accidentally" seduce a mare with her kinda androgenous appeal> Then you get to this mini-dungeon's boss, a catty noble stallion who flaunts his ornate ball bra> Frankly, you could do with out seeing that> The boss makes some snide comments that fail to connect, then tags in his sassy older brother> You groan, which makes Moondancer drop the cushion> She looks at the screen and gets a derpy smile> "Oh yeah, Mayo Nettle is a hard boss to beat. Quick time event banter, sinfully long legs, and a devastating ball bounce tease."> You grimace and power through the dialogue as best as you can, but Links is weak to older stallions, often getting stunlocked by mild flirtation> Finally, Links is overwhelmed by a double ball bra taunt and makes squash soup on the floor of the ballroom, failing the scenario> You growl, leaning back against the couch, letting the controller dangle from your fingers, then drop to the floor> Moony winces> "Yeah, that would do me in too."> You grab the remote and turn off the TV"I think I'm done with this for today."> You lean back and rest your head on top of the couch back and close your eyes----
>>35695995I will never not be fascinated with the idea of replacing the action elements in human games with social interaction for pony games. Just wanted to get the idea out here.
>>35695863I want to pet and scritch the chaos noodle.
>>35696002That's... actually intriguing, although difficult to properly plan and play out.At least for me, I have the same social capabilities as Anon and Links.
>>35695749The FR one was funny. Going to start LaP's in a bit. Thanks famalam.
>>35695779I applaud the pic.
>>35696120LaP’s is different, and while I haven’t read it in awhile I don’t remember it being bad.
>>35696002Well, that was different.
>tfw "Cadence" keeps asking you to play HyperSpace HyperWars and if you like the honey she puts in your coffee>tfw she also keeps asking how you feel about giant hives
>>35696292>mfw she falls for the ol' "distraction carnifex" strategy hook, line, and sinker while her armies get shitstomped by well positioned snipers and support unitsfor a mare that masterminded the invastion of canterlot and fooled the princesses themselves for weeks if not months, she sure is easy to bait
>>35696292Good bug. Would kick the shit out of her with my deathwatch/custodes
>>35696292>honeyWhen did Chryssy become a beeling?
>>35695745Truly the height of comedy. Also its weird there are this many Shim Sham banepics, I mean its only 2 but that's still pretty weird
>>35696022I can not blame you.
>>35696415Everyone knows buggs make the best honey and cookies, Anon
>>35696002I think Poners would go for racing games,
>>35696542Imagine not liking the snuggly buggies
>>35695745>>35696416Baneposting is a lost art
Okay, so apparently "soon" for Florida MAnon and Delta Vee is Thursday, because other things came up that are more important than shitposting on a Hyperborean yak-shaving forum.Have a preview: https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2018/8/9/1802714.png
>>35696803Nice. I look forward to it
>>35692171>Grow up>Have a son with Luna>Name him Loki in honor of your uncle>A couple of decades pass and your little baby is almost all grown up>Now there's a fucking song out called "Lokis' Dad Has Got It Going On"
Post laws of magic>Conservation of Evil and Whimsy>Magic cannot be created or destroyed>For every spell casted there is an equal and reverse spell cast somewhere in the aether>Male whimsy knows no bounds
>>35696664Auto or horse racing?
>>35687014>her face Whew boy I don't care if the others are there, it's about to look like im shane dawson in a fucking second
>>35697663>>35697668>Mareio cart has the players drawing carts behind them rather than riding them
>>35696002An idea that I'm glad you did. That's pretty slick
>>35691978>/mlpol/>They also ban racism there
>>35696803>cupping cheek and holding wing while she looks at you contentlyHoly shit, I didn't know I needed thismy heart
>>35698009Behold the power of summer tourism.
>>35695688>>35695744>Pegasi poweredI missed that at first glance. Too funny.
>>35698561What a shit pic
>>35698009>>35692010>>35698009Isn’t that what “no race mixing” on their site means?
>>35696786It did give us lots of cute drawings
>>35696416She's a big girl, Anon... FOR US
>>35689059>no cutie markMOOOOOOOOODS
>>35698568You must be at least 18 to post on this site.
>Your sudden appearance in RGRE has caused a number of legal issues.>You are in the most literal sense an illegal alien. You crossed into Equestria unlawfully and have no documentation to your name.>One might expect a princess just wave the issue away and give you citizenship due to the special circumstances.>But such a thing was abused in the past. Pony smugglers in the smaller pony nations around Equestria would """foalnap""" other ponies and drop them off in Equestria proper. Then the pony who was """foalnapped""" would claim no knowledge of how they got there or where they were from. Viola, emergency citizenship.>Naturally, the government caught on and a bill was introduced to Celestia to strike down the emergency citizenship law, and strike it down she did.>The next batch of smuggled ponies were in for a nasty surprise when they were deported to random countries.>So that was a non-option for you.>Twilight was desperately trying to find a way to fix this mess without making a royal decree before the nobles caught wind of you.>No doubt some of the old foggies would try to get a hold of a real alien with no legal protections.>Not thinking clearly, she makes a desperate gambit and marries you to her, declaring Love At First Sight.>By law, soul mates are entitled to the presence of the other, and the spouses of nobles and royals are afforded the same status as their wife/husband.>Aka, instant citizenship.>And while the Love At First Sight might not be truthful, no one is going to question a princess and national hero.>Twilight tearfully explains everything to you and apologizes over and over for forcing you into this, saying you both will need to keep up appearances until everything died down.
>>35698701>You, meanwhile... Are just fine with this.>Your best friend in this world fucked up her own life to make yours easier, so you're going to be the best husband you can be.>And on a deeper level, you never thought ANYONE would like you enough to marry you, much less a kind and pretty wo-er, mare like Twi, even if this is kind-of a farce of a marriage. You're happy to pretend at least.>Unbeknownst to you, your easy acceptance threw Twilight for a loop. She expected screaming, crying, and hate for taking such liberties away from him. Instead she gets an eager smile and a hug for being so "thoughtful">The purple princess recalls her initial Q and A with her newest friend, and how backwards his world was compared to Equestria.>Uneasiness builds inside Twilight.>Was the acceptance borne of pragmatism, or something personal in Anon's background?
>>35698709>Twilight forgets that they were supposed to be acting because of how natural it all feels.>Oh jeez, she's like those old mares whose best friend is their husband.>But after a few months of home made meals, massages from soft hands, baths together, a warm, (and sometimes carnally) shared bed, and the harmony of a complete family Anon makes with her and Spike, Twilight doesn't want this to end.>Her plans to annual the marriage and say the True Love was spoofed by some human thing crumble. The thought of not having Anon hurts.>...Oh, she actually fell in love, didn't she?>Her panic from many months ago resurges. A-Anon feels the same way, right? He's not just acting?>To complicate things even more, the situation eventually reach the Royal sisters ears>Given the circumstances they decide to help solve this Twilights fuck up>They manage to find a couple of legal and bureaucratic loopholes that couple with some minor decrees enable Anon to have full citizenship without need the mockup marriage>At the time Raven finished all the paperwork and send Anons new citizenship documents and send them to Twilights castle the princess of friendship was already in love with anon, but still uncertain if her feelings would be reciprocated>The moment Twilight saw the documents and the letter with the royal seal she enters in panic, thinking Anon would leave her the moment the façade marriage become unnecessary>She hides the documents before Anon could see then
Fuck miscommunication plots
>>35697794>>35697942>And the carts are loaded out with various weapons and gizmos to mess with other racers.
>>35698690I am a master’s student at university. Could you please answer the question?
>>35698716I like the basic idea but this sounds like it's getting too convoluted.
I know this is reverse gender roles, and not reverse gender, and not having Anon is blasphemous, but what if, for a green, we did something a little different?Something like:>Moon Prancer, a nerdy stallion instead of a mare, was always shy and afraid of mares, until he met Twilight Sparkle.>There was something about the princess' student that drew him in and made his heart flutter.>Their shared interests.>How they could sit together for hours reading their own books without a word between them.>The excited glint in her eyes whenever Prancer found a new spell book or obscure scroll for the mare to learn from.>Moon Prancer really started to think there was something there.>It's why he did something crazy and went to ask Twilight out.>All of his friends insisted he do it, propriety be damned, since she was always to engrossed in her studies to make the first move.>He was a nervous, jittering mess when he went to Twilight's tower and Spike answered the door.>Twilight was apparently frantic over something and tearing through her book collection, but Spike insisted she'd be fine.>And when he heard what Prancer was hear to ask, he got just as excited as Lemon Heart and the others.>He said Twilight would definitely come and meet him at the restaurant, and so Moon Prancer put on his best suit that was two sizes too large, and went to the place where his first date would happen.>Except, Twilight never showed, and he was left humiliated.>He hardly even noticed the sun didn't rise as he was too busy crying into his pillow all night.>From that day forth, he swore never to fall in love again.
>>35698914Oof, that's a painful take on the Amending Fences plot. Is it going to be an indeterminate number of years later when they meet again? Actually, it doesn't matter. I want to read this.
>>35698914>Contrived reason to hate the character Reminds me of all the discussions on how old greens used to make Anon pack up and leave a town. Mostly over a stupid argument with their supposed "best friend" only to have them meet up years later and Anon have a new waifu
We need more Harshwhinny
what would a stallion black widow character be like?>gets close to individual rich yet lonely mares>herds them all up with himself as the common connection between them>conveniently becomes said mares' only beneficiary before tragedy strikes and all the mares die in a completely unforeseen accident>retreats into seclusion for "mourning"
>>35699434Sounds like a Bluebeard, there.
>>35699219Tiny Slab is a prime example of that.
>>35699219And he proceeds to act like a cunt towards them, doubling down when they throw themselves at his feet and have the nerve to try to apologize, tears of regret flowing down from their pleading eyes, right?
>>35699219>>35699500I understand the need for conflict to help drive a story along, especially for those not looking for some wholesome goodfeels, but conflict for conflicts' sake is worse than no conflict at all. It's so contrived that it hurts to read.
>>35699500You got it dubs
>>35698914I wonder how hard it would be to pull it off without it sounds contrived. I'd certainly give it a read.>>35699338You're not wrong.
>>35699528Especially when its one of the mane 6 acting ooc just so a writer can introduce an OC, usually a Mary Sue at that, who Anon (self-insert of the writefag) just HAS to fall in love with.Shit pisses me off
>>35698574Fuck, that's adorable.I wish there was new art of this type.
>>35698888Quads of truth, making this all about miscommunication and a series of 'he thinks/she thinks' is just fucking lame.The first half is good though.
>>35699540Hey now, Mary Sue means well. Fate just needs to stop holding her damn hoof and let her settle down into normalcy.
>Local anon fucks Mary Sues mother in front of her>Anon fucked Fate in the ass>Anon is now Marys father and he is going to fuck her up into an actual person...pony and not a shitty OC
>>35699540How is it ooc, when it is exactly what happened in canon except with r63 thrown in?
>>35699603>Anon is now in a herd with both Mary's mom and Fate herself
>>35699651>Mary is now conflicted about whether it would be awkward to continue attempting to court Anon
>>35699651Thought Fate was Mary's mom
https://derpicdn.net/img/2020/8/1/2413290/full.pngso coomer pic aside, how would mares being spanked translate into RGRE? if at all?
>>35699730Fate is an entity/god. Like Harmony, but much more controlling and less interested in protecting ponies than she is using them to carry out her plans. Though sometimes they're one and the same.
>Sunset face when she discovers the she can literaly own a stallion on the human/EqG world
>>35699797>Harmony set up a date between Anon and Fate>She hopes that Anon influence can make her sister to open up and be less than a controlling freak
>>35699871Wait a minute, that's not Anon...
>35699882Bottom-tier bait, reminder not to respond to the "Anon can't be a pony" "muh 4chan kulchur" autist
>>35699892>pic>mac wants a break from cooking all the time>only takes as long as the next meal to remember why he cooks all the time
>>35699892Anon can't be a pony, duh. That won't be Anon then, but a different character who must have a different name.>muh 4chan kulchurThat's why we can't have good things. It's because of faggots like you who refuse to lurk and learn.
>>35699871>>35699903>4chan kulchurI read that as 4chan Allahu Akbarhttps://youtu.be/0VhQxqH8KuI
>>35699882Anon was transported as a human to equestria, but he becames a horse after going throught the mirror
>>35699933back to your cage
>>35698567Tits or gtfo
>>35699929Why would he become one? He should never become one.
>>35699979>Using degenerate rap
>>35699903>nooo he can't be a pony i gotta self-inseeeert
>>35700011make your own pony then, leave anon out of this entirely
>>35700003Because he is not a pony, therefore the mirror would make him a EqG human if he goes through it
>>35700026No, the mirror would do nothing, he'll be non-EqG human still.
>>35700013>leave anon out of this entirelyno
>>35700032yes, let him rest peacefully already, use a different protagonist
>>35700029>the mirror would do nothingthe mirror change every creature that goes throught it and only ponies become human, anon is not a pony, therefore he wouldn't end up as a human in the EqG world if he goes throught the mirror
>>35700032Make Anon a side character that only shows up once and has no relevance to the plot.
>>35700046the mirror doesn't change anon, cuz he's neither a pony nor eqg human, so he'll stay as he is>>35700047Yes.
>>35700055The mirror change all creature that go through it, but only ponies become human throught itOther creature become somewhat intelligent animals, like spike that was changed into a dog
>>35700061yet anon will stay unchanged, do not even try to convince me otherwise, it's useless
>>35699929>>35700003I would lean towards the mirror leaving anon unchanged. Since he is from a different universe he has no counterpart on either side of the mirror, so even if the mirror was capable of transforming him, how would it decide what species to use.
>>35700067>anon doesn't get changed by the mirror, he BREAKS the mirror and everyone else comes out wrong
>>35700067>how would it decide what species to use.Writer will force him to become whatever he wants him to be.
>>35700067he wouldn't be changed to be like a hypothetical conterpart, but according to his nature, that also why the poneis become teenager(because it's their mental/spiritual age and it is imprint in their nature)Anon would become the animal the correspond to his relation with others
>>35700091The whole EQG world is pretty illogical when you think about it. What makes the most sense is that its not a real world, but a pocket dimension that is created by the mirror. It probably resets if you don't interact with it for a while. This is why it has celestia and luna even though they should be thousands of years old. When sunset went through the mirror it activated and reset the world.If anon appeared in the pocket dimension then that could be a real problem. He was neither created by the mirror or came from EQU side, he should not be there. He could be trapped in the pocket EQG world, a world which is not even real, and might even reset eventually.
>20 new posts>Oh boy some new green!>Just the usual autists ranting at each other
>>35698914would be cool if anon becomes Moon prancer's bro instead and the keeping him from doing bullshit things while working with spike to fix the friendship problem
>>35700065No one has to convince you, you're wrong. And if it happens in a green you should just shut up.
>tfw when you figure out there's a lot of loveless hyoo-man>tfw the lot of them are wholesome, sock wearing sloots>tfw you're getting a papa for the hive
>>35700158Joke's on you for expecting anything else.>>35700254>implying I'm wrong
>>35700334I wasn't implying. You are wrong.
>>35700364Nuh-uh, you're wrong and gay
>>35700320What is this, Salvation Army?
>>35700439>"You're my salvation all right, anon... the army comes after.""After what?">"Our breeding of course!"
>>35699338There is a lot of her in the MILF thread>>35699830>>35699837
>>35680707>Gilda and Rainbow Dash at the Hardware Store.https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE
>>35700158Thursday.Here, I'll even give you a preview of the song Anon sings while he's fixing breakfast for Delta.>"Pump, pump, pump your mare/">"Full of baby batter.">"Fill, fill, fill her up/>"Give your mare a satyr."
>>35700552thought that was nignogs for a second
>>35700602>last lineyou're just baiting... right?
>>35700616Isn't that Satyrfag? I can't keep track of these degenerates anymore
>>35700616Maybe. Maybe not.
>>35700643neither can isurprisingly i haven't seen trenchcuck in over a year
>>35700616He explicitly said he was looking to write a shitpost. Even spitballed controversial subjects. What do you think?
>>35700662>He explicitly said he was looking to write a shitpost.oh. i missed that part. my bad>mfw blind, dumb, illiterate, sleep deprived, and nebraskan
>>35700666>NebraskaExcusable for being satan
>>35700650He's definitely been around. Saw him a few weeks ago or so.
>>35700709i'll take your word for it
>Wanting a satyr.
>>35700826summer gonna summer, anon
>>35700667This one please, this is fresh: >>35686525
>>35700844stop trying to make kirins happenthey're not going to happen
>>35700844Thats not RGRE enough
New bread: >>35700870
>>35700848Let an Anon have dreams, Anon!>>35700858It's never RGRE enough, you know that.
>>35700872Fuck that ACTUAL NEW BREDD>>35700892>>35700892>>35700892
>>35698561What's the name of this meme format?It's gold, but it's practically impossible to find anymore.
>>35682512Still one of the hottest pics the fandom has produced (and i don't even like rd)
>>35689434And then everyone clapped, right, Caramel?