Previous thread: >>35433649Thread for all your pony and no hooved yuri needs. Ignore the bait, no shipping war faggotaryStories and old Threadshttps://pastebin.com/A22VErxsFeatured Stories:By Sadnon :Automatons and Dreamshttps://pastebin.com/r2fVGQmqFleur and Marble PieMain:https://pastebin.com/7dWt7rhbAutumn Arc:https://pastebin.com/nrf9iKCFOneshot Serieshttps://pastebin.com/pqcSmCf9The Midnight Monsterhttps://pastebin.com/mvjvq5GRThe Fall, then the Crashhttps://pastebin.com/G20aMa1GDouble D'shttps://pastebin.com/ndJRJKRjBy Pie Anon:Midnight Visitation (Flurry Heart x Cozy Glow)https://pastebin.com/9dnQWQuxSecret Lewds: Cadance x Trixiehttps://pastebin.com/x4pdsvSCFluttershy x Chrysalishttps://pastebin.com/X8THuhSsExhibitionist RariJack, contains futahttps://pastebin.com/MAFYhAFhScootsQuest: Cool Girl Has Chill Dayhttps://pastebin.com/sm8emyvYGilda/Suri green https://pastebin.com/gEJTr3HLFlutterdom x Rara green https://pastebin.com/ee8cPYx5Dorkalis x Celestia https://pastebin.com/3KZhjuya12 Days of Dykeshit https://pastebin.com/En6yaPKYSpy CYOAhttps://pastebin.com/VtS486Y0Love Potion: Do We Need It? By I-Wanna-Die-Samahttps://pastebin.com/rVrdABz6It's Always Sunny in Canterlot by Manly Manhttps://pastebin.com/rwxpgpJVBlind Date by Magic Shttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/463643/blind-date
Glimglam getting cucked to inaugurate the new thread.
>>35524731Purple would be very jealous of Purple and Purple, but I also assume Purple would be just as jealous at Purple and Purple.
>>35524731Purple Twilight is 100% for cucking it was enshrined as canon ever since Traplight
>>35524720Are there any good stories here? I always stear clear of this thread because it seems like an echo chamber and hugbox but even in those generals some anons tend to have some taste, so what say you? is there any green that addresses any of the complexities and negative points of lesbianism or is it all just a waff fest forwards to backwards? Fluttershy keeping RD from falling in with a bunch of city queers tomboyshy style would be pretty cool when I look at the OP.
>>35524852The whole OP is just links to stories my dude, and like half of them are about bad relationships if that's what gets your rocks off.>https://pastebin.com/cje1Q1us Here's a good one to bite your teeth on.
Why is submissive Suri such a sexy trope?
>>35524995because, um, watching a normally dismissive cunt get pinned down and forced to recognize her sexual partner is really hot, mmkay?
>>35524720Thanks for ruining yet another thread, OP
>>35524914I dont want bad relationships though, I just don't want to waste my time reading blue pilled sappy piles.
>>35524852>hugboxI can assure you that Good Times are not allowed here.>>35524620Doing this next, I think. Look out for it tomorrow, in the meantime I updated my oneshot series paste and got Midnight Monster up to date.I didn't even realize I had gotten to 31 different oneshots already. Shit's wild
>>35525080>blue pillWhy don't you go back to one of your 3+ containment threads?
>>35525088>"Where are you Trixie? It's been thirty minutes..."
>>35525097>hurr poyim don't you know we own you!!!derpitard pretty much the entire board hates you fags and its only going to get worse the more you push.>>35525088I'm well aware that good times are not allowed here, but I can only post one reaction image so just imagine I posted the (((turbo))) version of weeaboo.jpg
>>35525115>where are you its been 30 minutes pls respond!I feel attacked.
>>35525011>MmkayEven her voice makes her need to be bullied into submission by a much more dominant girl.
>>35524852>>35525080>>35525196As a regular resident of /lesbo/ I can confirm it's pretty shit with even shittier writers that circlejerk around the same 3-4 topics for every story. Out of all greens posted here, the ones worth reading are like 1 in 100.
>>35525077>Dash: I'm your special little pony, aren't I Rarity?>Rarity: Yes, you're my special little marelet!
>>35524720You forgot to add Pie's new green:Rainbow Trash and Harshwhinny (Dark Lewds)https://pastebin.com/svemTR7fBut yeah, thinks for taking care over for me. I was indisposed for reasons>>35524277Not me obviously, I wouldn't let this place die like that. It's all I have
>>35525217>pretty shit>shit writers>1 in 100 good storiesThen why are you here?
>>35525595Bantz and tomfoolery.
How does a thousand year old princess deal with the sexual tension of having mares groveling at her hooves at all times?
>>35525738By resuming her incestuous relationship with her sister. Thousand years of repression end all at once.
>>35525745What about the 1000 years when she wasn't around?
>>35525764Unimaginable sexual frustration and a lot of broken furniture.
>>35525796oh man they look squeezable
>>35525897Raridash is famously known for hugs, tugs and nuzzles~
>>35525738The Royal Connoisseurs take care of all her needs, whatever they may be.
>pussy???>i smell pussy
>>35526075It's just a cat, Twilight. Chill the fuck out
Adagio: Eh?! What is it with this girl! she's so…so…Adagio: Ahh~ I wanted to keep touching her a bit longer…
>>35527027Blue Twilight was made for getting charmed and perhaps charming the charmers
>>35527027There is no force of will more powerful and great than that of Trixie's charm.
>>35525431Yeah I just did a quick copy job for the OP, lot of stuff to keep up with with all those shorts that got posted last thread.
>>35528384god i wish that were me
+5493415501445 is the number of a pony lover who is very hot and wants to have hot talks
Lighting Dust had a huge crush on Rainbow Dash and you can't prove me otherwise
>>35528505>not long after, Lightning Dust awakens from her dream>she has sweat on her brow, slick in her crotch, and despair in her heart
>>35528608>>35528631Dragonborn Lightning Dust green when?
So, an update on Bikedykes & Leather, albeit a short one. https://pastebin.com/hjjNzZk4>As before, Sunset seemed to be a little uncomfortable over being in the Bitch Seat™>Gilda did her best to at least make sure Sunset was comfortable wrapping her arms around her middle>Once Sunset was secure, Gilda kicked the bike into gear and was off>First and foremost, they had to get Sunset’s daily dose of what had to be the nectar of the gods>Using nonverbal communication, Sunset gave Gilda the directions to her coffee shop of choice>It was a rather exotic-looking place, with walls that were almost entirely windows, and yet mostly covered with colorful sheer curtains>Some relics of foreign lands were hanging around as well, such as masks, fetishes, and idols>Gilda parked her bike and followed Sunset inside>Immediately, Gilda felt her nostrils take in the powerful, delicious scent of coffee, far more potent than it had any right to be>Some cheerful, jazzy hip-hop was playing from some speakers set up in a few different corners>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsL9eK-muw>Gilda noticed that she had the urge to start bobbing back and forth to the music, and Sunset was rocking her shoulders back and forth in time with a smile on her face
>>35528691>From a curtain behind the counter came a tall, slender, sharp-featured woman with dark skin and a wiry mohawk of alternating black and silver stripes>Her ice blue eyes met Sunset's and she returned the smile that the redhead wore>"Good morning, Sunset dear," she said>"Just who is it you've brought here?">"This is Gilda," explained Sunset, "who's getting me back and forth to and from school while I get some biker leathers finished.""Yo.">"Greetings, good friend of Sunset. Or am I jumping ahead, and you are not friends as of yet?">Gilda shrugged"Well, we aren't best friends or whatever, but I don't wanna see Sunset turn into sausage, and so here we are.">”A noble goal indeed, my friend; neither do I wish to see Sunset meet her end.”>Turning to Sunset, she then asked, “What will it be for this morning so fine? Something you can drink down fast so you can reach school in time?”
>>35528703>Sunset put a thumb and forefinger to her chin in thought>”I dunno, Zecora,” she said, and Gilda took a mental note of the barista’s name>“I have a lot planned for today; I’m thinking a tripleshot Black Blood vanilla iced latte?”>Zecora looked at Sunset concernedly>”Are you sure that is what you seek? I thought you would like to sleep sometime this week.”>”Yeah, I have a menagerie of things going on today and tonight, and I have a whole weekend to deal with the crash. I’ll be fine, just put it all in here,” Sunset answered, placing a thermos on the counter>Gilda eyed Sunset quizzically as Zecora got to work once she was paid, Gilda having declined to order anything for herself“What the blazing Hells is a Black Blood latte?”>”Okay, so there’s a way to make coffee that’s less about brewing it directly, and more of making it a sort of, like… coffee extract? You don’t get all the acids, and the other stuff that makes traditional coffee bitter. Also, it has about forty times the caffeine per ounce that coffee normally does.”“Forty times? I’m with Zecora on this one, why does a dweeb like you need to go three days without sleep?”>”Me and the Dazzlings.”“...Oh.”
>>35528710>While waiting for Sunset's coffee, Gilda slid her hands in her pockets"So, uh, what are you planning, exactly?" she wheedled"A chick like you can afford to be honest, right?">"Unless you want in, that's a no, sorry," replied Sunset“Well,” Gilda continued, “say I did want in. What should I expect?”>“An asswhooping,” Sunset answered immediately“Psh, yeah right.”>”No, really, the girls hate competition, even between each other. How do you think they’re going to react to a new challenger muscling into their territory?”>Gilda put on a brave grin and gave a flex, her large frame’s shifting muscles noticeable even through the leather jacket“Let ‘em come, I can take anything!”>There was a flash of… something in Sunset’s eyes>”…Anything, you say?”>Gilda faltered only the tiniest bit at Sunset’s words, but doubled down on the front“Yeah! Anything.”>”The Dazzlings aren’t going to be the ones you want to worry about, not with those words,” Sunset said with a tut
>>35528730>Gilda lowered her arms and looked at Sunset with an expression of something between insult and confusion, as though Sunset was leveling a threat at her“Whaddaya mean?”>A deep, throaty cackle escaped Sunset’s throat, and Gilda felt her blood vessels turn to icicles>The last time she’d heard a laugh like that from Sunset, it was when Sunset had turned into Lady Lucifer that past autumn>The taller young woman could feel doubt and regret crawling into her stomach, but fought it down‘You climbed this hill, dammit,’ she thought to herself, ‘and you’re gonna die on it. Don’t chicken out now, you little bitch.’>”I mean that if you wanna find out, stick around after you pick me up from school.”>Gulp“You got it.”>Zecora returned with Sunset’s coffee, placing it on the counter with a concerned smile>”I could not help but overhear, and is she… oh shit, she *is* serious?” Zecora said, giving her head a solemn shake upon seeing the looks on their faces>”I could only hope for a moment that she was in fact delirious.”>Sunset’s mildly terrifying words, Zecora’s despondent reaction, and Gilda’s not being in the know about all of it was making her crazy inside“Come on, it can’t be that scary… can it?”
>>35528743>Zecora just shook her head again, then put a stamp on a card>”You will have to sign up for another waiver,” she said to Sunset, “if you want to keep ordering drinks with more caffeine than flavor.”>Sunset nodded, but left with a wave to Zecora, and Gilda tagging along behind her>Gilda grew more and more irritated and unsettled the longer she was ignored“Dammit, tell me! Aria’s, like, the exception or whatever, right? Not like you’d tear up everyone like that-”>Sunset whipped around, her eyes glittering with a hint of >”I *do not* ‘tear up’ people, Gilda,” she said sharply“Then what the fuck was with her back?”>”It’s not my place to tell, so you’ll have to ask her yourself.”“And lemme guess,” Gilda sighed, “I gotta show up tonight if I want a chance at getting her to spill, right?”>Sunset nodded“Beans.”And that's it for this update. Prolly gonna do some IASIC stuff next.
>>35528565"I'm tired of being a housewife, Rainbow Dash! We supposed to be both mothers in some point, but I had the baby and I do the house duties always.">Rainbow Dash grabs her from behind and Lighting Dust shuts up, blushing.
>>35528760Shim sham really is a demon after all. Glad to see this green back after such a while.
>>35529579I miss Ghost.
>>35530211She misses you too
>>35525796Sleepy lesbos are the best lesbos
>>35532238Now hold on just one cotton picking minute, this is illegal!
>>35532238>>35532271n-now make her blond and apul god that ass-up position is so slutty and hot
>>35531543>Vamptavi running from the holy waterYesss
>>35533319Can True Faith be applied to holy water? I don't recall.
>>35531302Her Octavia and Vinyl stuff always make me feel
>dat Sunstare>dat DroolamoonOh Wallflower, if only you knew how hot you are.
>>35533523They are very bittersweet all things considered, but I think it's my favorite style artistically in the fandom.
>>35533335The real question is can True Faith fix a ruined hairdo?
>>35536106the fact that this is censored and this>>35535887is not is proof positive this general is cursed.
>>35536310I'm getting shadman vibes from the censored one.
Would Dash handle taking care of a pet pony?
>>35536554>petThey're sapient lifeforms. That one is an alternate universe version of her girlfriend.
>>35535507it is rumors that some bislut vampire clans consider ruined hairdo to be kinky, especially if it involves bodily fluids.
What a cute family!
>>35536610theyre both women so at least one of them needs to be the pet if not both.
>>35536610>>35537171Rarity will always be Rainbow Dash's pet
>>35537340Rarity and Dash are both bratty little subs who need to be put in their place by a real alpha mare.
>>35537188Magical lesbian spawn is the best lesbo trope.
>>35537775>a real alpha mare
>>35538509haha imagine getting all tied up in your slutty Chrysalis cosplay and shimmy teases you until you're sopping wet in your panties
>>35536554>Dash comes home to scowling eyes>"Where have you've been Rainbow Dash?! It's been hours!">Rainbow picks up the little mare and tosses her into the air then catches her>Rarity yelps and protests, but Dash pays no mind to it>she jumps onto the bed and hugs Rarity to her chest>Rarity muffles angrily into Rainbow's shirt and struggles helplessly under the weight of her big arms>"The place I go to everyday, Rarity. School!">Rainbow looses her grip and Rarity quickly digs her face out of her chest>"This is no way to treat a pony, Rainbow Dash! I'm not one of your bed pillows! Why do you always toss me around when you know I despise it so?!">Rainbow smiles at the flustered mare>"Because it's funny.">Rainbow laughs as Rarity begins scolding her>She picks up a hairbrush from the nightstand and begin brushing Rarity's mane>Rarity pouts and says nothing >soon enough she closes her eyes and snuggles into Rainbow Dash's chest, enjoying each and every stroke>'Rainbow is a good master'
>>35537113What's her name?
>>35539625I like this one
>>35541365youthful applejack is prime lesbo material
I ship it like fedex
Writefrens. Based on what religions views do you refuse to post pastebin links to your own stories? Asking for a friend. Endless new walls of greentext to die in the archives. Some tourists like me are so lazy that they would never bother to search for it.
>>35541644I don't get it. If Pinkie can marry Weird Al, why can't Applejac marry Lena Hall?
I have no idea why AppleDash was the one to become canon in the finale instead of Rarijack, which they built up in the past seasons before S9 and the Christmas special. Appledash had no built up at all and came out of nowhere. Wtf happened?
>>35542446>Appledash had no built up at all and came out of nowherejust like Rainbow “No Stamina” Dashthat’s why it came out of nowhere
>>35542446I don't like AppleDash but Rarijack sucks big time. I would've been pissed as fuck if that got canon'd at the end. Glad we dodged that bullet.
>>35542446The only thing I can think of is that Ashleigh Ball genuinely ships it. Aside from that I got nothing
>>35542446>RarijackThat was the original plan, but Rarity's voice actor Tabitha St. Germain refused to do it. She ships Raridash and this pissed Haber off so he shipped Rainbow with Applejack instead for the finale. That way nobody wins.
>>35542446Blue-orange contrast always wins baby.
>>35542729>Blue-orange contrast always winsKek~Read em' and weep, boys!
>>35524720>ScootsQuestI miss those days.
>>35543091>no red surrounded by aquamarine, blue, fuchsia, gold, orange, pink, purple, white, and yellowGarbage list
>is that... Blue Twilight?>what the hell is that slut trying to pull there?
>>35543316>>35543324fuck off tranny
>>35543316>>35543324THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A GYPSY WITCH TO LIVETHUS SAITH THE LORD SMOOZE
>>35542446>AppleDash was the one to become canon in the finaleIt didn't become canon, dumbass.
>>35543099It'll be back some day, maybe, hopefully.
>>35539625That's pretty good.
>>35539575>"My parents are so gay."
>>35543091>israel>best colorsWhat did she mean by this?
>>35546232Apparently, that RariDash is a patrician ship you need a BIG ASHKENAZI BRAIN to fully appreciate.
>>35546232They're a big fan of light machine guns.
Page 4 is done now; only got just one more page to do, and I think I can call it done.>DO IT SUNSET>SEDUCE THE GREEN DORK
>>35547349Gosh that Wallflower is incredibly cute.
>"Hey, what do you think of that mare over there?">The question came unexpectedly, and you couldn't help but blink at the mare sitting across the table from you.>Your vision swam as you slowly turned your head to peer across the rowdy crowd, to where your fellow performer was pointing a hoof.>A purplish something-or-other was at the very edge of your vision.>Damn, you needed glasses.>Starlight's habit of being right is starting to become irritating...>As your mind dredge up images of your errant marefriend, who was god-knows-where, you squinted your eyes to try and see the mare a little better.>Speak of the devil! "That mare", you spat, draining the cup of burning liquor that you were pretty sure was yours as you staggered from the table, "Is Trixie's.">You swayed dangerously as your vision doubled, then tripled.>Only a well-placed hoof on a chair kept you from tumbling over, and wouldn't *that* suck?>After a few moments to collect what few thoughts you had, you began to shuffle slowly towards Starlight.>She was sitting with another mare, or at least you think so.>Her off-white coat and pastel blue hair seemed familiar.>Was that Fluttershy?>You shake your head as the pleasant buzz of alcohol makes it hard to think."Starlight!">You have to shout several times to be heard over the crowd, even though you were right next to her.>That's weird.>The mare turned to regard you.>"Can I help you?">You laughed and stumbled into a seat that you were more draped in than sitting in."Glimmy! Glim Glam! Glammericious!">Your hooves squish her cheeks as she splutters, her face going red.>Aww you made her blush...>"Take your filthy hooves off me before I call for security!">She batted them away with a look of disgust on her face."Playin' hard to get, Glimmy?">She raised a brow as the other mare at the table laughed.>"Are you slow?""The Great and Powerful Trixie is the fastest mare in Equestria!" You boasted.
>>35547422>She groans and lands her head in her hooves as the other mare continues to quietly giggle."So", you say, voice oozing with raw sexuality, "What kinda drink is it gonna take for Trixie to get into your bed tonight?">Another of your killer pickup lines.>Glimmy loved those.>The mare's face went red again as she turned sharply away from you."Awww is Trixie's Glim-glam-flim-flam emberassed?">You try to lean forward to kiss her cheek but instead you tilt almost out of your chair as you flop against her side.>"Ugh!">She shoved you back into your chair."You're being so cold to Trixie tonight. Are you...">You lower your voice to a whisper, certain no one would hear.>Her face began to grow even redder and her eyes lit with flames.>"If you say what I think you're going to...""...Cranky?">You lean back into your chair, exploding with peels of laughter, the other, lighter mare joining you with soft, high-pitched giggling."You can tell the Great and Powerful Trixie! Trixie is a master of lifting spirits!">She gave you a dubious look.>You lean forward a bit to squint at her, then up at her forehead."Where's your horn?">"My... What?">You shake your head again to clear the cobwebs.>Yep, still no horn."Your horn. The magic one.">"I don't have one?">You press your hoof against the spot her horn usually was, trying to feel around for the no-doubt invisible magic conductor."What happened to your horn? Oh, this is awful. How can Trixie lift your spirits if your horn is gone?">"Just how do you plan to 'lift my spirits', you utter loon?">You smirk, sexily, no doubt."A hornjob of course.">Her jaw fell open, but no words came as her blush seemed to spread from the top of her head to the bottom of her hooves.>You dropped your voice to a whisper again."Anything for my Poochie~">That seemed to final straw, as she all at once collapsed into the table in a dead faint."...Starlight?">You nudged her with your hoof."...Glim?"
>>35547479>You try to nudge her again, but before you can a faint magical glow lifts you from your seat.>"There you are! I've been looking all over, Trix. Can't leave you for even a second...">You try not to vomit as you're rotated around upside down, the blood quickly rushing to your already fuzzy head."...Starlight?">Starlight looks past you and at the passed-out mare slumped over the table.>"Can't leave you for even a second", Starlight muttered again as she began to lead you to the entrance of the club, "Let's get you home before you get thrown in jail for harassment. Again.""It's not Trixie's fault there are so many mares here that look like you.">You hated how petulant your voice was, but Starlight paid you little attention.>Before you knew it you were already outside the bar, still suspended in Starlight's magic field."You can let Trixie down now.">Starlight took a sharp turn, her tail whipping you in the face.>"I'll let you down when you know how to handle drinking responsibly.">You crossed your hooves and stuck your bottom lip out in a pout."Twilight never had a problem with thirds when we were together...">"*What* was that?""N-nothing!"***Not quite what the original request was for, but I hope you enjoy it all the same. I never really write Trixie so I hope I caught at least a little bit of her uniqueness.Enjoy.
>>35547513>Her off-white coat and pastel blue hair seemed familiar.>Was that Fluttershy?They are basically the same horseYou did drunk Trixie good enough, but honestly, unless you say all her lines out loud with flourish and gestures, she isn't the easiest to write. Still, funny shit none the less.
>>35547513It was amusing. Trixie was fine but the fact that you failed to make Suri lovable was a big bust. She's not mean nor bitchy, she's a sly fox that does evil with a flirty grin on her face.
>>35547479>"Anything for my Poochie~"
>>35546232>israel>not argentinakeep grasping at straws, candlemaker
>>35547800Very fair point. Thought it'd be in line with her character to be kind of a bitch when confronted with a drunk, perverted idiot.
>>35548729Suri is always scheming. The second someone's in her face she sees a millions opportunities (most of them amoral).
>>35549561Suri > Starlight
>>35549561True, but not even a mastermind like Suri can get blood from a stone, or worst pone :^)
>>35542586>a lesbian sjw thot is a narcissist, go figure.
>>35549561This is what Suri tells herself before she is bullied into her place by even the most subby of mares.
Who has that drawfag of Suri and Lightning walking arm in arm?
>>35550988Not bad, not bad. Not Velvet, obviously, but quite nice.
What ship has same energy?
>>35552718I don;t even know what this is from, so I'm gonna go with a bowl of tomatoes with some Italian dressing.
>>35548627Also Finland.Having a blue-and-white flag is not really that unique. Almost as thick on the ground as lesbians.
>>35551086The fuck are you even talking about? Ashleigh is the least political out of all the mane 6 VAs. In fact, she rarely even uses social media at all.
>>35553872 > >>35553553
https://derpibooru.org/images/2391053>when you kiss a thot and all of her thottish desires come flooding into your mind
>>35554543Is it on all the time, or can she switch it off so she can go five minutes without being assaulted by the fantasies of her friends/enemies?
>>35554906She is in full control of her powers, but she's not in control of her perverted desires to take a peek.
>>35555095As if you wouldn't want to see what Sci-Twi wants to do to you.
>>35555128You mean what Sci-Twi wants Sunset to do to her.
>>35555846Sunset is way too busy thinking of far lewder things than Sci-Twi could even imagine.
>>35555873Speaking of Pinkie.
Cute and canon
>>35556274>Rariwhore status: cucked like Starlight
>>35556274It just keeps happening!
I think they're super cute together.
>>35556274Pony Clay > Pony Life
I really wish the mlp voice youtuber would voice cover this comic, it would be so awesome.
This cutie isn't a lesbian
>>35559993That's what they all think before a sloshed Harshwhinney gets a hold of them.
Long have I labored on this.Time for some cute, happy robot Princest!>It feels so good when your Big Sister comes to see you>When she switches your main power back on and life comes flooding back into your circuits, carrying the tiny spark that is You up out of the darkness of your sleeping cycle and back into your body, the first image to filter into your visual processors is her smiling face, as radiant to you as the sun itself>Sure, you haven’t actually seen the sun, but everything in your data banks tells you it’s really something!>”Good evening, Lulu,” she says, smiling>That smile sends surges of warm, glowing power through your limbs, and all that joy coils in your central reactor until it feels like you’re ready to burst“Hey! Welcome back!”>You slowly sit up from your pod and unplug the cables from your back>Your skinny arms wrap around your Big Sister’s soft, living body, and you bury your face against her chest>She returns the hug, resting her chin atop your head>In the back of your mind, you start a record cycle, downloading every bit of physical data of the embrace, so you can replay it to yourself when you’re back in the darkness of sleep>The replays are spot-on accurate to the feelings of the embrace, but they still can never compete with the real thing>Big Sister hooks her hands under your armpits and helps you to stand>The touch receptors in your bare feet register the cold floor beneath you, and the receptors throughout the rest of your synth-skin register teh same>As always, you emerge naked from the pod, but Big Sister is already grabbing up clothes for you from the small set of cabinets built into the wall>”How are you feeling?” she asks as she holds out a thick, fuzzy blue sweater. “Sleep well?”“Perfectly. Like always. How was work?”>”Exhausting. An emissary from the Griffon Kingdoms came today.”“Griffons?” you ask, not even trying to hide the excitement in your voice
>>35560279>Every time the Griffons visit your sister, it means they’re spoiling for a fight, and her stories are going to be particularly interesting>You hold up your arms and let Big Sister slip the sweater over you>It’s way too big, and it drops down to your knees>But you hug it against yourself nevertheless“What did the Griffons want?”>Big Sister smiles, and she hands you some soft pajama pants and a pair of slippers emblazoned with shimmering crescent moons, and soon you’re nice and warm despite the subterranean chill>”They’re trying to expand into the Zebras’ territory again. They want my assistance in starting a war.”“That’s terrible! You said no, right?”>”Of course I did. But you should have seen how mad the Griffon emissary got. I thought he was going to attack me.”“You could’ve fought him off.”>Big Sister laughs>”Maybe. But Griffons are *mean*. Definitely would have made a hard day a lot worse.”“What are you going to do about the Griffons, then? It seems like they’re always causing trouble.”>Big Sister shrugs, and she slips her hand into yours>”Well, I can’t just make them change their ways. So I have to try and keep the peace however I can, right?”>You nod; your Big Sister is so smart!>She’s the Princess of a Kingdom called Equestria>You don’t know much about Equestria, since it doesn’t appear in your data banks>But that’s why you have to stay down here; once you’ve learned enough from your Big Sister about what it’s like to be Princess, you’ll get to see the outside world and become a Princess too!>And then you and your Big Sister will rule together>You can’t wait to see the surface…>From information in your data banks, you can sort of piece together what it’ll look like>But reams of data on geography and meteorology can’t make up for actually feeling the sun on your face
>>35560292>And most of all, you can’t wait to be with your Big Sister forever, ruling with her, living in the castle together, watching her work>She’s so cool…>You’re so deep in thought that you didn’t notice Big Sister slipping her hand into yours>She’s leading through through the complex now, out of maintenance room and into the low-ceilinged hallways that surround it>The lighting is poor, just a few grungy bulbs held up by thin wires>But your eyes don’t need much light to see>You follow closely behind your Big Sister and she leads you into your favorite room: hers>The room isn’t anything like you’d expect a Princess’s room to be: it just has a single, small bed, a TV mounted to the wall, and a set of aluminum shelves overflowing with battered data slates and a few traditional books>Big Sister falls into bed, exhausted, and pulls you down next to her>”Ah, man…”“Are you going to sleep now?”>”No, of course not. I don’t wanna miss my time with you,” she says, touching her hand to your cheek>You shut your eyes, leaning into her touch>”But I just need to relax for a bit.”“Want me to get a bath started? Or I can make you some food.”>”Both would be great. Thanks, Lulu.”“Of course! I’ll be right back!”>You stay there with your Big Sister for just a second more, relishing the feeling of her palm on your face>Then you’re up and out of the room, hurrying to prepare a bath and make your sister a proper meal
>>35560309>In the kitchen, you open a metal canister of flour, pouring 500 grams into a bowl by sight alone>You throw in a bit of protein slurry; from your databanks, you know that this recipe would be better with milk and eggs, but Big Sister usually can’t find any>She says that they usually get used up in the royal banquets, and she doesn’t want to be stingy>Once you’ve got a nice better going, you start frying up flat pancakes>Down the hall, you hear the water running as the bath you started for Big Sister fills up>As soon as the pancakes are done, you stack them on a plate and pour a measured stream of sucrose paste over the top>You carry the plate into the bathroom, where your Big Sister is standing next to the water>It’s steaming and foamy with suds, and she keeps her back to you as she undresses>Her body is full, powerfully feminine unlike your borderline-androgynous synthetic self, and shot through with coils of strong muscle>There are also small bruises and little patches of black dirt at random places on her skin; you guess that was a part of her fight with the griffon today>Big Sister lowers herself into the bath>”Aaaah. I really, *really* needed this…” she moans, her eyes closed. “Thank you, Lulu.”“Of course! Here’s dinner.”>You plop down on a plastic stool next to the bath and hand her her pancakes>She wolfs them down, devouring the entire stack in only a minute or two, then lays down in the tub, only her knees and her face poking up from the surface of the“Do you want me to wash your hair?”>”You already made me food. I can handle it.”“I want to, though.”>”Heh. Well, if you insist…”>She sits up, and you grab a bottle of shampoo from a small plastic caddy by the side of the tub>Big Sister hums a blissful little melody as you massage the lather into her long, lustrous hair
>>35560322>For obvious reasons, you’ve never needed to bathe>But baths seem so nice and comfy, and you like to be in here with Big Sister while she has one>When she’s done, she lets you towel her off, and then the two of you return to bed, where she also lets you brush her hair for her>”You sure are pampering me tonight, What’s gotten into you?”“I dunno. I just missed you a lot today. And I want to do something nice for you.”>”Well, I’m not complaining.”>She slumps back against you, her body limp and exhausted, and just like that you’re holding her>It feels good>When you’re done brushing, you just relax there on the bed, letting her rest against your skinny frame>You’re nowhere near as soft as she is, but you up your reactor cycles a bit, spilling excess warmth into your synth-skin>Big Sister coos, and she sinks down until she’s using your skinny thighs as a pillow>”Sorry, Lulu. I’m really tired. Might… fall asleep soon.”“That’s okay. You need your rest. Want me to move?”>”No. Like this. Stay… just like this…”“Okay.”>Big Sister falls silent for a moment, then sighs>”I can’t just fall asleep without your story though, can I…”“It’s okay! If you’re tired, you don’t have to—“>”No, I have one. A nice, short one. It’s about how I met my favorite student.”“Twilight Sparkle?”>”Yeah, yeah. So, we were holding a youth exam for Equestria’s magical talent…”
>>35560327>Her story is quick, but delightful>By the time it’s finished, her voice is slurring and you’re petting her hair, guiding her down towards the sleep that you know she desperately needs“Thanks, Celly.”>”Of course. Hope you… like it…”“I did. I can’t wait to meet her.”>”Yeah. She’ll… like you a lot.”“Do you think it’ll be soon? Will I be ready soon?”>”Yeah. I think so.”“Good. I’m so excited. I love you.”>Big Sister smiles>”Love you too, Lulu. G’night…”>You stay like that the whole night, even once she’s fast asleep, just petting her hair and relishing the feeling of being with her>All the while, your internal clock ticks forward, telling you that you two only have seven hours left together, but she leaves>… six… five… four… three…>...two...one...One day, Luna will get to see Equestria and be princess, just like her Big Sister! Isn't that exciting? Find out what happens in the second part, coming tomorrow!
>>35560341>Celestia x Lucy LiuI love it
>>35560341Was thinking of the Space Sphere the whole way through, from how hyperactive and childish Lunabot read to me.>Dad, are you space?>Yes. Now we are a family again.
>>35560341Oh boy, I can't wait for this saccharine facade to not fall apart in the next part :)
>>35561409>Professor Dash with the lecture on lesbian theory
>>35561394>"Why does my sister keep sleeping with all my friends? Not that I'm surprised she's attracted to my friends, they're all quite striking. No, what I want to know is, why do they keep acquiescing to her advances?">"I sense great power in her. On the other side she might come to rival Cadance, perhaps even usurp her position. Keep her away from Trixie.">"Oh... Um, yes, about that..."
>>35560636>A Royal Problem episode was literally Luna angry because Celestia doesn't noticed herhmm
I miss cucked Rainbow from tomboy threads. Jeff disappearing from /mlp/ is the biggest fear of mine
>>35562970>ywn see tropes like cucked Starlight, weeaboo Trixie, subslut Rarity and others in greentexts when Pieverse discontinues
>>35562970>>35563236You know who else deserve to be a cuck? Him.
>>35553181sorry if shes not an sjw but given her responses to the va episode I feel inclined to treat her like one.>what if rainbowdash was fat!
https://derpibooru.org/images/1874135everything is a competition between RD and AJ.
What's her name and personality?
>>35565260Psychological trainwreck, as a result of being raised by a narcissist and an obsessive-compulsive personality disorder case with severe abandonment issues.
>>35565314>>35565260*abandonment and anger issues
>>35565314>>35565317For realsies, I do not envy this mare. Pray her six "Aunts" took a strong hand in her raising.
>>35565314>You see, anon. My two mothers used to fight a lot and I was always alone in the house. So, one day I got tired of it and I ran away, I went to a bar, I meet a hot Stallion who introduced me to drugs, that night he invited all his friends and they fuck me, one after another. I return to home some time and I told my mom Trixie "Look at what I did, 15 filthy earth ponies fuck me" and she was like "Who say you can do that!? I raised you to be a lesbian like us" while she was crying. I was like "Oh, yeah. I'm lesbian but I hate myself so much I punish you and me in that way" whatever
>>35565346>>35565353Would she bond and lezz out with Fizzlepop's smothered, overprotected daughter Puffpad?
>>35565376>>35565383>>35565389W-who is the other mother?
>>35565399Rumors tell it was a royal guard mare that she... Entertained during her stint in Canterlot.The wingnut conspiracy theorists say it was Celestia.
>>35565369Would Fizzlepop approve a lesbian relationship of her daughter with a broken mare?
>>35565515You say that like Puffpad wouldn't be broken too.
>>35565515>Puffpad finds herself attracted to 'disadvantaged'mares. Years later she realizes she has an extreme Oedipus complex, and all her girlfriends have been a surrogate for her desire to fuck the shit out of her mom.
>>35565547>Puffpad "accidentally" broke Starlight and Trixie's daughter horn to make her look more like Fizzlepop
>>35565596Uh, you're straying into realms of evil I doubt would be tolerated. Knowing her own mother's difficulties, I doubt she'd condemn another mare to that, especially one she was initially attracted to.
A'ight, last page is up.
>>35565622Love is selfish, anon. Especially lesbian love.
>>35565997Whatever you say Elliot.
if lesbian love is selfish, then how come these lesbos are okay with sharing someone as desirable as Trixie?
Disastrous news, all:My old-ass computer, the one I've been writing greens on for like the past 7 years, died in the night, taking the next update of the RoboLuna green with it. Hopefully I'll be able to pull the SSD out and get access to all that old stuff, but we'll see. If not, I can always rewrite what I had, but losing work fucking hurts, senpai
>>35566219Losing a comp is always painful. Rest well knowledge box.
Wait, when the fuck did Tempest get a daughter?
>>35566219Shit sux.This is why I write my drafts on Google Docs
>>35565399We already know who the mother is.
>>35566219That's a big suck my dude, but that is always the evil that hangs overhead when you work with portable stuff.>>35566316Google may be a literal cyberpunk tyrannical mega corp, but Docs has saved my ass so many times with dead drives and power outages.
>>35566316All my serious writing is in Drive, thank god, so I didn't lose projects I've sunk years of my life into. But all my greens were just plain text files, and now they may be doomed :'^
>>35566571Good to know.
>>35566571>all those unfinished greens will never see the light of day finally, space twixie is dead and i don’t have to squirm in anticipation of its continuation :’)
>>35566592Lost like tears in the snow
Some quick green I wrote to cheer myself up. I know nudist Sunset and exhibitionist Wallfower are total cliches, but goddammit, this is my trash>You can’t believe you’re actually doing this>Why does this stupid school mandate that everyone has to join a club?>A club is the last thing you want in your life right now; you can barely manage to talk to anyone for five seconds straight without breaking out in a cold sweat, let alone a whole group>This is awful, awful, awful>You’re holding your application form tightly in both hands as you walk down the halls, scurrying towards room M204>Your name is scrolled across the top in your own handwriting: Wallflower Blush>Beneath that, in official type, is the club you hope to join: Canterlot High Nudism Society>You hold the form close to your stomach, hoping that nobody will read it as you pass them>The hallway is abuzz with chatter, mostly from students heading to their own clubs>Normal stuff like racketball, anime, Spanish…>And here you are, joining a club for freaks>You don’t even know how the school allowed to have a club for this kind of stuff>You only like being naked because you’re disgusting>Who else is even going to be there?>Leering perverts, creeps like you, maybe nobody at all…>You wouldn’t mind that last option>You stop at room M204, pausing for a moment to try and steel yourself>It’s not too late you back out>You could go join the literature club, or something else nice and boring>Why do you have to actually *like* this nasty stuff?>Fucking freak…>You’ve got the form now, though, and you don’t think you could take another meeting with Harshwhinny about your extracurriculars>So you reach out and open the door, bracing yourself for what you might see inside…
>>35567520>...it’s a totally normal club room>Barely bigger than a broom closet, there’s a few cabinets against one wall and a whiteboard hanging from the other, with a narrow table in between>The table has enough seats for ten people, but there’s only one person sitting there>It’s Sunset Shimmer>*The* Sunset Shimmer, tilted back in her seat with her boot-clad feet propped up on the table>You’re in the same room as her>Alone>Sunset Shimmer>She actually smiles at you, too>”Oh, hey! Are you the new member?”“Uh, I, uh… gotthewrongroomgonnagonowsorry…”>You try to shuffle away, but she stops you>”What was that?”“I think I have the wrong room. I’m sorry.”>”No, you’re fine! Are you looking for the board game club? They’re the next room down.”“Uh, no. I’m looking for, um…”>”What’s that? Sorry, I can’t hear you super well.”“Sorry, I’m looking for the nudism club!”>You pretty much shout that>It echoes far, far down the halls>You clamp your hands over your mouth, and your eyes go to the window>If you just took a nose-dive through it, would that be enough to kill you?>Sunset, however, just laughs>”Oh! You’re good then. This is the place!”“Wait, what?”>”Yeeeep. We don’t exactly have a ton of members. Hard to imagine why, eh?”>Sunset chuckles>She kicks her feet off the table and sits up, gesturing for you to sit down
>>35567526>”Right now, I’m the only member. We’re only still technically a club because Ms. Treehugger doesn’t give a shit.”>You’re still standing in the doorway, dumbstruck>Sunset gives you a weird, but not unfriendly look>”You okay?”“Yeah, just… you’re in this club?”>”Yep. Founder, actually.”“Why?”>Sunset laughs>”What do you mean why?”“But this is… it’s…”>It’s disgusting!>How can someone like her, so perfect, friendly, beautiful, amazing (etc. etc.) be into this?>These kinda thoughts chase each other around your head until you’re shaking and your face is slick with sweat>Sunset raises an eyebrow>”Are you sure you’re in the right room?”>You clam up and nod“Yes. Sorry. I do want to join. Just didn’t think… didn’t think it would be...”>”Hey, it’s all good! It’s a weird club. We’re only here because Ms. Treehugger is a badass. But you’re totally welcome. Honestly, please join. It sucks being the only one.”“You want me to?”>”Uh, yeah? You think I wanna sit here by myself all day? C’mon! I’ll get your paperwork done, then we can talk about planning a trip.”“Trip?”>You sink into a plastic chair, passing your form to Sunset>It’s a bit warped from your sweaty hands, but Sunset doesn’t seem to care>She files it away, genuinely looking thrilled>”Well, yeah. You don’t think we hang out in here, do you?”“I... don’t really have any idea what you do. Sorry.”
>>35567531>”Hey, it’s all good. How long have you been into nudism?”“H-huh?”>”Heh, sorry. I’m being pretty forward, but I’m just excited. So, like, are you into this kinda stuff already?”“I dunno. I mean, I guess…”>You clench your hands between your knees and drop your eyes so that you’re staring at the space between your shoes“I’ve tried it a few times. Just at home, in my backyard, nowhere interesting. Definitely not around school.”>At that, Sunset throws her head back, laughing>”We don’t do it around school! We’re not crazy.”“Oh. Right. Sorry.”>”Don’t be sorry! It’s a weird hobby, I’ll admit that. It’s honestly really cool that you’re open to it.”“Cool?”>”I mean, yeah. I think so, at least. Honestly, I was starting to think I was the only girl my age who was, you know, kinda into just getting randomly getting naked.”“I kinda did too.”>Sunset beams>”Well, I’m glad you’re here, um…”“Wallflower.”>”Right. I’ll remember that.”>You glance away“You probably won’t.”>”Nah, nah. I will. You’re my only club-mate, so I’d better” Sunset said, laughing. “Oh man. Oh man, this is awesome! We can actually, like, go on trips and stuff!”“Trips? Where?”>”Wherever we want. There’s an all-female resort for, you know, our kinda stuff up past Camp Everfree. It’s nice and secluded. And there’s plenty of open forest if you know where to look. And, I mean, we could always just hang out at my place, too.”
>>35567544“At… your... place?”>”Sure! If that’s not too boring. It’s just a dumpy apartment, but we could just unwind and watch some movies, maybe have like a goofy dance party. What sounds good to you?”“Um…”>You get to hang out in the woods with Sunset>You get to hang out at Sunset’s apartment?>You get to *see Sunset naked?*“...all of it, really. Yes. All of it. So, where do I sign to officially join?”Cliched and kinda terrible, but think of it like comfort food. Cozy no-clothes shenanigans, and Wallflower finally has a fren. Not the worst thing in the world, eh?
>>35567547yes, take it all off!
>>35567547You make cliche out to be a bad thing instead of what it really is; skipping the pretense of the story and getting to the real meat of the work.
If two nudists are naked in an apartment and then have sex... does it stop being nudism?
>>35567980"Ah know what yer hidin' in between them hind legs...">"Why, you uncultured inbred! Are you suggesting that I'm one of those disgusting futas--""...Yer honkin' crotchteats!">"...Ah.""What were you saying about them foo-tahs?">"Never mind."
>>35567994How would Spoiled know about the foo-tahs without first hand experience then?
>>35568042Spoiled Rich has very specific tastes
Anybody got Twi X Gilda?
>>35560636>This is going to be my breakfast from now on, Celestia.
>>35568042She's seen one right in front of her. It's Futajack
You know what? I'm kinda feeling this, so here's a continuation.>>35567547>And just like that, you’re in a club>It wasn’t so bad; once you signed on, you and Sunset just hang around and chat for a bit>”So, what year are you in? I don’t think I’ve seen you around before. Are you a transfer?”“No. I’m a senior.”>”Whoat, what? You’re in my year?”“Yes…” you mumble>You’ve been through this plenty of times before, even with teachers who had you for an entire year>”I’m sorry. I didn’t know. I guess I just haven’t seen you around much?”“Yeah. You’ve got your friend group and I… don’t really hang out with a lot of people.”>”Oh.”>And just like that, boom, awkward silence>Sunset starts fidgeting with cuff of her sleeve; she clearly falls bad for making you admit that you have no friends, and now you feel bad for making her feel bad>You start to panic, just a tiny bit>Say something say something say something!“Do your, uh, friends know about this?”>”About the club? Oh, of course. It’s not exactly a big secret.”“Are they into this kinda stuff too?”>”Nah, not really. They’re not creeped out it by anything, but I can’t get any of them to join. Rarity, Fluttershy, and Twi are all too embarrassed to give it a shot. Applejack just thinks it’s weird, and I know Rainbow would be unbearable. She’d try to turn the whole thing into a ‘who’s the hottest’ competition. Oh, and you can’t take Pinkie anywhere.”
>>35569580“I haven’t told anyone about it. Not that I really talk to anyone. Just my mom. But I only do it after she’s asleep.”>”Hey, it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Most people I know just think it’s kinda quirky. Or they *really* want to hang out with me more,” Sunset says, laughing>You find yourself smiling too>She’s so easy to talk to!>And she actually doesn’t seem all that bothered by you!“I’d still feel kinda weird, telling anybody.”>”Well, they’re gonna find out sooner or later, if you’re hanging out here.”“Oh. Right.”>”Don’t worry about it though! Nobody’s gonna make fun of you. Half of the school is still shit-terrified of me, so…”“Heh. That’s a relief…”>After that, the topic of conversation actually veers away from nudism, and the two of you spend the rest of the afternoon just chatting>Sunset asks you about yourself a bit, and you once again realize what a terribly boring person you are>”What are your hobbies.”“Oh, um, mostly just gardening. And watching movies, reading. Stuff like that.”>”Nice, nice. You’re pretty into nature, right?”“Yeah, kinda. I guess. I mostly just like caring for things, but it’s… it’s nice being outdoors too.”>”Can’t argue with you there,” Sunset says with a wink. “What kinda stuff do you read? I bet you and Twi would get along.”“Oh, nothing interesting. Mostly the same stuff I read as a kid. Daring Do. Marvelous Mare-Do-Well. Stuff like that.”>”Oh, yeah, you’d definitely get along with Twilight. Maybe Dash too, she’s always talking about those books. You wanna come hang out with us sometime.”“Uh… me?”>”Yeah, sure. If you want to.”“I mean, I don’t really know.”
>>35569583>”Totally fine. Here, how about I give you my number and we can start planning our first club trip?”“Number? Oh, your phone. Right.”>”Just gimme your phone and I’ll add myself to your contacts.”“I kinda left it in my locker. I don’t get many texts…”>”No problem! Here, one sec…”>Sunset grabs a spare club application from the drawer behind her, flips it over, and scribbles her number across the back>”Here. Text, call, whatever’s your speed. We can figure out what we wanna do. I’m free this weekend, if you wanna start soon.’“Yes! Yes, I do.”>Your cheeks go pink>You didn’t mean to go overboard, but you *are* excited>After the meeting, you and Sunset head down to the cafeteria and buy drinks; they have some god-tier milkshakes available only after school>And then you part ways; she goes to meet up with her gang, and you head home>Even though she invites you to come along, you have to duck out>This afternoon has been the most social interaction you’ve had all year, and you’re already exhausted>You get home and flop into bed, dipping down for a quick nap>Your quick nap ends up lasting two hours, and you wake up groggy, half-convinced that the whole club meeting was a dream>But when you check your phone, you find you got a message from Sunset!>[heyyy! it’s sunset. you still good for this weekend?][Yes.]>[sweet! any idea what you want to do? there’s that resort i mentioned. it’s all female so don’t worry about stuff getting weird. there’s also some hiking trails out by everfree that are always empty. or you can just come over here. What sounds good?]And for the hell of it, you can vote on what the two will do! What sounds fun?>go to some totally-not-gay all-women nudie club>go innawoods with Shimmie>netflix and chill at her place>[make your own suggestion]
>>35569597>>go to some totally-not-gay all-women nudie club
>>35569597totally-not-gay strip club. TURBO probably works there lowkey.
>>35569597>go innawoods with Shimmie
>>35569597>go to some totally-not-gay all-women nudie clubWith the caveat of>the resort has a gym, and Gilda, Greta, and Gabby are all there
Postan some gay catbirbs.
>>35572111I miss that sassy, extra make wearing griffon.
What's it taste like?
>WHAT??? That blue blowhard squatting her trailer in my backyard makes her my dependent?>Who the hell wrote these tax codes?
>>35572156Me too. ;____;
>>35572341>”Trixie, your wagon is on my property and it says I have to pay because of you. If you don’t pay, I have no choice but to evict you. And under Squatter’s Rights, I am the owner of this lot and I make them null and void.”
>>35573241Trixie just sighs and asks what Starlight has to do to get Twilight off her high horse.
Did we died?
>>35574315Sorry. I'm usually the one that keeps things alive and interesting around here, but right now I'm just not feeling chatty (sadly that means you guys have to suffer too).