What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqSearchable Archive:http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyrDiscord:https://discord.gg/4yAUDzKDropboxhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0Kid Icarus ROM Hack: An alpha hack for the NES Kid Icarus game.https://filebin.ca/3NORheK9hIFr/hope.ipsPrevious Thread: >>35269656
Been a while, hasn't it? What have the satyrs been up to since last time we had a thread?
Welcome back bunch of assholes, have a mini Bella>inb4 hot glue
>>35479434Pick her up and call her small.
>>35479452and lick her up
>>35479297>Father's dayAnd mother.Whenever I think about Glimmer and the rest of the little family, I like to imagine her mother is still a normal unicorn living in the treebrary. No alicorn Twilight. How about you guys?
>>35479822That is the comfier life. Twilycorn is like Twilight's bad fanfiction, where she was super awesome but it never mattered except when she wanted it to.>>35479434She lives in Darcy now.
>>35479307masturbate like no tomorrow>>35479842>She lives in Darcy now.this Darcy x Bella stuff better ends in tons of porn
also, durning the time down i made a goth Zebra drama queen Her name is Demona her real name is Zircon… but keep the secret also the red stripe on her hair is not natural writes poetry and doesn't know how to start a relationship without spilling spaghetti all over the flooralso Zavier, he's a BOI
>>35479932Who's their Equestrian parent?
>>35479951Two no name Zebras, there's only one in the show after all
>>35479932Zebra satyrs are pretty nice.
>>35479307Agreed, what did satyr do on their holidays?Whatever it was they better have a damn good reason why they didn't at least call to let me know everything was okay! Do they have any idea how worried I was? For all I knew they could have been murdered, kidnapped or arrested. This is really no way to treat their poor old dad. I'm not a young man anymore, I can't handle thins kind of stress. I was going around to all their friend's houses asking if anybody had heard from them.
>>35480781Yes, but for some reason despite making up less that 12% of the satyr population...
>>35480849They're responsible for over 50% of the sexual activity.
>>35480997Most of it with Yuzu.
>>35481914"Would you quit fucking saying that! It was one time! One time in college with one guy and we only only dated for a little over month!">"Uh-huh, sure.""Nothing even happened between us!">"Oh really now? Maybe you didn't know this, but I'm friends with the girl that was in the dormitory right next to yours and she said that she could barely get any studying done at all some nights the sound of your headboard slamming into the wall was so loud.""Y-Yeah, well... fuck you Murmur, go screw a cactus!>"Oh, I'm sorry, did I upset you? Maybe you can talk about it at your next ZLM meeting.""You're the one constantly bringing it up. It makes me think that maybe you have some kind of shitty raceplay fetish. Does your husband know? Let me guess, he's into it too?">"As if I'd marry anybody into being a cuckold."
>>35482207The bat must never stop being bullied about this.
I don't know if i posted this in here... or if i shouldbut here
>>35482207>"As if I'd marry anybody into being a cuckold.""Oh yes and I expect you'd never cheat on your husband that's away on business for months at a time.">"Just what are you implying?""That she who lives in a house of glass should think twice before throwing stones.">"I've been nothing but faithful to my husband!""Of course you have... though we all know what kind of a reputation you had in highschool. It must be tempting some nights when you're lying there alone to, oh, I don't know... slip back into old habits. I mean I'm sure you still have half the hoofball team on speed dial.>"Well I guess you'd be the expert on sleeping alone, you old hag. Just when was the last time you were in a relationship?""Old hag? I'm only five years older than you.">"Well maybe you should switch your moisturizer, honey, because it looks closer to fifteen."
>>35483198"Excuse me? I'll have you know I still get guys half my age hitting on me in the bar.">"Yes, and if you give a man enough to drink he'd stick his dick in a pile of manure if you put enough makeup on it.""But why would he go to all that effort when getting you to let him stick it in you is so much easier? Granted the smell would be about the same.">"You know, I think I've worked out why you always wear tops that are too tight across your chest. It's because without them to hold everything in place your saggy old tits would drag along the floor, you dried out old spinster.""You still haven't outgrown the fact that you're jealous about me having the bigger boobs? I can't believe that after all these years I still have to tell you to grow up. It's kinda pathetic, really.">"Pathetic is drinking a bottle of red wine alone in an empty house every night before crying about still being single at forty, then as a last resort once again turning to your worn out old vibrator as your sole source of companionship.""Eat shit, skank!">"You first, bitch!""I fucking hate you.">"Likewise... Uh, but hey, you're still good to babysit on Friday, right?""Obviously yes, but not because you want me to! I just... I just feel like seeing my niece and nephew, that's all."Sorry if people are getting tired of these two, but I just love writing interaction between the pair of them. I really wish we had a picture of them getting into a screaming bitchfight together.
>>35483125She gotta show off how stronk she is.
>>35483221I kinda like the interactions, honestly. The specific two are a bit overplayed, but the two expressing their love with glass shattering shrieking is endearing.
>>35484126There's much they disagree on, but both know that family is the most important thing in the world, even if you hate their guts 90% of the time.
>>35483221I bet Anon looks forward to the day he's old enough that he can threaten to drop dead if they don't stop arguing and have it seem believable. I wonder if they'd finally bury the hatchet completely after he's gone and they've realised that life's too short to spend arguing.
>>35484294He can keep them behaved when he's actually around. Or when the grandbabies are. But otherwise, it's mostly still a lost cause.When he goes, though.
>>35483865Strok girls live matthers
>>35485052They absolutely do.
>>35480781Those thighs start lives
>>35485802Gotta love it when the thigh gap's wide enough to drive a freight train through.
>>35482207What else did she do in college that she wishes people would forget about?
>>35486199All the better to pass the babies out.
>>35486410*Ring Ring*>"Hello?""Mistake, guess what.">"You're pregnant?""What? No, I just passed my Bar exam!">"Oh really, that's great!""So how about to celebrate you and me hit the town and give some bars a little examination of our own?">"I mean I'd like to, but... you know what you get like when you drink.""Pssh, don't worry, I'll pace myself and stick to a three drink limit.">"Well okay, if you promise not to be a handful and leave me holding your hair back while you're sick in the toilet again.""I cross my heart."Joke's on Mistake, that was a double cross.
>>35479951Technically their parents arent from Equestria
>>35484901>Or when the grandbabies areThat's when their overt aggressiveness turns into the more subversive passive aggressiveness women are better known for. Things like saying, "I wish I could eat like you without feeling guilty, " or, "It's nice to see not everybody's obsessed with appearances or what others thinks," while having a family meal together.
>>35487188Does Murmur still give Mistake a hard time, or did she chill once batdad started pumping little buglings into her?
>>35488061I expect Murmur still dislikes her a lot, thinking she's a perverted little weirdo and never forgetting that time when Mistake and Yuzu were having a sleepover and she walked in on Mistake naked except for a whipped cream bikini in their kitchen at midnight, hoping that their dad would catch her. Murmur probably keeps her insults to a acceptable minimum when her dad's around, but openly believes that Mistake is taking advantage of him as a kind of sugar daddy. She probably thinks she's using some kind of Changeling mind control on him.Having said that, I don't personally go for the idea of Mistake and Anon ever getting together, so I haven't given it too much thought.
>>35488471If only she knew how her dad manhandled that buglet in the bedroom.
>>35488548Magical realm time here, but in my own headcanon changeling satyr girls don't have a womb, or at least not one anywhere close to the size you'd expect. This is because once their eggs are fertilized they only gestate inside the mother for a few weeks, not growing to any significant size before having to be laid, or if you want to go full hentai logic, implanted via ovipositor into a host in which they continue to grow until their ready to be birthed. As a result of lacking a sizable womb, a bugtyr girl can accommodate dicks far larger than their petite body size would suggest. Basically this is my roundabout way of justifying why all bugtyrs, especially Mistake, is a born sizequeen.
>>35488471Just realized I didn't actually post the accompanying pic for that comment.And of course the follow up.https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2018/3/2/1669666.jpeg
>>35488622memes aside, I kind of have a headcanon of them implanting their eggs not into a host, but into their leg holes like that one frog species, and letting them gestate there.So our headcanons are pretty compatible.
>>35488622Remember to wear your bugtyr wives like a skintight glove and watch your work through their clear belly chitin.
>>35489543good ol' /sat/
>>35485052But who is best stronk girl?
>>35480991They certainly are.
>>35489929The best mamacita, Darcy and on the sad and far far second place Bella
>>35490624She's even a satyr?
>>35490629No idea. This just seemed like an appropriate place to post her.
>>35490633Yes? She's base on a Sable Island horse.
>>35488548I can imagine the following exchange during an argument between the two.>"Yeah, so what? It's no secret that I don't like you and never have. You spent so much time in my dad's house growing up you may as well have lived there. It would have been nice to have one family meal without you there, but because my dad's such a nice, generous guy and because he knew how much my sister loved you of course he'd set an extra place at the table for you 'in case you wanted to stay' as you always did.">Mistake took this admission in her stride, her impassive expression never faltering."I understand how you feel. You felt like I was an unwelcome intruder in your home while you were growing up, and that I took precious time away from you and your dad. I get it, you had to share your time between living your dad and you mom and it couldn't have been easy. You wanted to make your time with him count and be the center of his attention">Mistake leaned in closer and spoke in a more hushed tone."But guess what, there's not a singe table or piece of furniture in that house that he didn't bend me over and fuck like a rabid bull. Oh and you know what else, I loved every second of it... and I called him 'daddy' while he was doing it. Get over yourself."
>>35491182"You remember when you were growing up and your dad would have his 'lady friends' over? Remember how you knew exactly what was really going on, but still you'd pretend to believe him when he said they were just having an adult sleepover because it was less awkward for the both of you? Well newsflash, but half those girls were me in disguise and neither of you knew it. Feel free to tell him, but I'll just deny everything and it'll be your word against mine with no proof, and he knows you don't like me so he'll just assume you're lying to spite me."
>>35491630>when you were growing up>half of them>Mistake's a quean and let's just say Anon really likes how young she still looks.Go on.
>>35491630>>35491668Well if Yuzu's said to be five years older than Murmur, and Mistake's three months older than Yuzu, for Anon to be sticking it to Mistake while Murmur was plausibly still young enough to fall for the "adult sleepover" excuse he's treading a VERY thin line there.
>>35491630I wonder how far she could rub this in."Did you ever think it was odd how your bed frame developed a squeak during the time you were living with your mother for those three months while Yuzu was away at college? Well guilty as charged, that was me. I tell you, that headboard took such a beating I thought we were going to break through the wall. I honestly thought I wouldn't be able to walk straight for a week after he was done with me. You're a butcher, so I expect you know a thing or two about pounding meat, but let me tell you, your dad's on a whole other level."
>>35491834My magical realm is BatAnon might have some fantasies best kept fantasies.Well, except he had a changeling pining after him for years that was never dissuaded.They might have celebrated her 18th with a wild, wild night. And she may have used her transformation abilities to look a LOT younger.
>>35491950Now if only people would stop looking at them weird when walking together in public, especially when Mistake points out that he's not her dad, after people assuming she's much younger than she actually is for the millionth time.
>>35492660I can imagine the girl who looks forever 14 telling people she's the 50 year old man's wife can get pretty awkward.
>>35493998She's thought about just shapeshifting herself to look older for shit like this.
Some Purity and small pp Futa althttps://derpibooru.org/images/2382320
Mini Bella on Darcy's panties
>>35495318Slide her in.
>>35494350"Why is it when I say make yourself look older you automatically equate that to simply giving yourself huge tits?">"Well what else can I do, give myself wrinkles? No thanks, I'll stick with these funbags. Here, wanna give 'em a squeeze?"
>>35495789He prefers her flat as a board.Though if she can make herself lactate, there might be something to be said for the occasional cowfly play.
Speaking of adult Mistake, does anybody have that picture of her as a grown up DJ did relatively recently? It was the one where, as far as I recall she had a hand up waving, but she certainly looked quite skinny. I could have sworn I saved it but I can't now find it and it doesn't seem to be on derpibooru.That's pretty much the most canonical version of her as an adult in my opinion.
>>35496261>He prefers her flat as a board."Hey, Mistake, can you lie on the bed and take your top off for a minute?">Mistake blushed and gave a flirty giggle at the sudden request.>"Oh, what are we going to do on the bed, Anon?""I want to hook a mouse up to my laptop and I need something flat to rest it on.">"Very funny, I haven't heard that one a million times before. Just use a book or something."
>>35496517It works great until she gets chill/turned on and her nips perk up.
>>35496966Those bug bites can cut glass.
>>35496966Competitive online play while using a bugtyr chest as a mouse mat is challenging. Only to Chaddest of Chads can pull it off."Mistake what the hell, your nipples made me miss my shot and got me killed!">"I can't help it, I like it when you get all focused and aggressive, it turns me on.""Shh! I can't hear my team talking."What else can we talk about? I've had enough of this subject.
>>35497268Anon gets custody of his satyr after the start of pony life because the wife became an abuser of recreational potions.
>>35497318"You know your mother tried to sell you to a backstreet alchemist for an ounce of agility potion, right?"
>>35497417Not even a joke, the first episode of pony life began and ended with the main six sitting around sugar cube corner and drinking mystery potions just to see what kind of effects they'd get.
>>35497431I'll take your word for it, because I'll be honest, I didn't even finish watching FiM beyond whatever series it was with the yaks smashing stuff. I do plan to finish the series eventually, but it's sort of lost it's appeal to me.
>>35498239I need more espanol satyrs in my life.
>>35498239Nice, is this new?
>>35498247Who are the other espanol satyrs? Of course Darcy and her siblings, but who else?
>>35498663>and her siblingsshe's the only one with the tacos genes in her family>Who are the other espanol satyrs?1.- learn to Ñ2.- only Bella and Deloras comes to my mind
>>35498813Breed the burro.
>>35498813If a pony satyr bonks the doñk satyr, will we get a hinny satyr?
>>35499833You would get candies
>>35483221>I just love writing interaction between the pair of themThe real question, does Yuzu have Uno on her Xbox or not?>>>/gif/17357952
>>35500035She doesn't have fucking uno, motherfucker.
>>35500035Even Anon has a limit to how much constant arguing he can take."For the love of god, will you two give it a rest for five damn minutes! It's bad enough I had to buy you both you own separate consoles because you refuse to share, but if I'd have known it'd only lead to more constant bickering I'd have told you both that couldn't have one and to go play outside.">"But, daddy, she-""I don't care! I literally physically couldn't give less of a damn about who has what game and who doesn't. We have an actual Uno set in the attic. Do you know why it's in the attic? Because neither or you ever wanted to play it! Why do you both want to argue about a video game version of a game neither of you give a damn about in real life? I don't get it.">Murmur subtly rolled her eyes and muttered under her breath.>"Okay, boomer.">Anon spun around and pointed a finger threateningly at her."What was that? It sounded a lot like 'please ground me for a month' to me, and Yuzu I don't know what you're sniggering at because you'll be getting grounded the same as your sister at this rate.">"That's not fair!""Too bad, this household isn't a democracy, it's a dictatorship, and I'm El Presidente. I am your god so long as you're living under my roof, the pair of you.">Murmur and Yuzu shared a look of reluctant truce before lowering their heads a little as a show of submission and uttering a brief 'sorry' to the man."Seeing as my plans for a nice relaxing afternoon are ruined, I'm going to the Poison Apple for a drink. If this house has been cleaned top to bottom and dinner's been prepared by the time I get back, maybe, just maybe I won't toss both your Xboxes in the trash.">"You can't do that!""Oh? I paid for them so technically they're both mine and I can do whatever I want with them."
>>35500656>dinner's been prepared by the time I get back>"You're doing that wrong by the way.""I'm dicing peppers, how can I possibly be doing it wrong?">"You're making a mess, you'll get seeds everywhere. Besides, dad doesn't like them chopped so small.""Excuse me? This is how I've always prepared them and he hasn't complained yet. You just focus on making the marinade, and try not to make it taste like puke." >"Sure, no problem, just so long as you try not make the ginger look like it was chopped by a blind retard this time.""This 'blind retard' is holding a kitchen knife, bitch. Maybe shut the fuck up before I 'accidentally' trip and stab you in the neck."I do want to see some wholesome sisterly moments between these two when they actually get on once in a blue moon.
>>35499551Do not force me to get my chancla
>>35501530It's one of the most powerful weapons in all of Equestria. Even the mightiest fear it.
>>35502823Ariana's club vs Darcy's slipper. Who would win?
>>35502849Only their kids could give that answer.
>>35502849Nigga, that stick can't handle la chanclahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z4RWBhu2vE
>>35504194That's really cute.
>>35505543Then do what i do with Yuzu and company and ignore it
>>35502849>Club>Not a bucket
>>35506328That's only effective against Thalia.
>>35506518It's the strongest counter of all
>>35507266gotelets go in the bucket
>>35506322It'll happen, lil' moo. Keep on dreaming.
>>35507420Get over it
>>35508074One day she'll be big and use those muscles to give that cow poker a big bear hug.
>>35507273That looks like a pretty happy goat.
>>35501313>some wholesome sisterly moments between these twoWell Murmur did ask her sister to be a bridesmaid at her wedding without her dad even having to force her to. For her part, Yuzu only made a single remark about how her sister wearing white seemed kind of ironic.>"I'm just saying, daddy, white's meant to symbolize purity.""Enough, Yuzu, don't ruin your sister's special day.">"Fine, I'm sorry.""Besides, it's only fitting. Most household appliances come in white after all.">"Heh, a housewife joke, nice.""Speaking of, when are you going to get married? Your sister's younger than you, you know, and she's already found a husband.">"How many times, I'm working on it!""I'm just teasing, babybat."
>>35513316What does she dream about?
>>35513367Big ol' donger.
>>35513405La gran verga
>>35513367That's the first time I've ever noticed that.
>>35513326Wow, did that really get deleted because of a hidden cartoon dick that you literally had to squint to make out and wouldn't have even noticed in the first place if you didn't it was there?
>>35513316>tfw i was rat out for a nippleThis board its filled with soiboisFREE THE NIPPLES
>>35515857I wonder which satyrs would want to be idols.
>>35517200New business idea - Udder bra and/or udder speedos.
>>35516403she's and idol... on my dick
>>35516403Despite her cutsey look, she's actually a heavy metal idol.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Or4vOIzueY
>>35517656She would certainly need them.So how did Utah tell his parents he's with her. Or did they find out?
>>35518580this fits betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
>>35518632>Or did they find out?They probably figured it out after he started spending all his time in the barn.
>>35518695>"How long has Utah been gone?"'I don't know. Maybe like 3 hours."
>>35518580I love this idea of satyr idols.
>>35518783I don't really get what an idol is. Some combination of a musician and fashion model?
>>35518909Yes, or a really popular girl who sell nath water on internet
>>35518988Satyr girl bathwater - 99 Bits [buy Now]Satyr girl in heat bathwater (limited number available) - 299 Bits [Buy Now]Satyr girl in heat used panties (limited number available) - 499 Bits [Sold Out]Honestly, having a satyr daughter is like having your own gold mine.
>>35519141"What's wrong with you, you're fidgeting around like a spastic on meth.">"I can't help it, dad.""Why?">"It's... it's too embarrassing to tell you.""What, you got fleas or something?">"No, it's... you know, springtime.""Huh? oh, oh!">"Yeah, it's always difficult this time of year.""Well hey, if you want to make some serious pocket money we could pick you up a twelve-pack of thongs and have you wear them for a day or so then sell them online to perverts.">"What the fuck, dad?!""Just saying, pony and satyr incels will pay top price for some prime musky underwear since the scent of a mare in heat drives them nuts. They probably huff the things while jerking off or something.">"That's disgusting!""Disgustingly profitable you mean."
dumbass edit of Barry and Abacus
>>35519141Hiki's dad went for a pack of cigs to the store, a couple years ago
>>35519629That damn store. Sure the prices can't be beat, but hell that's a long wait at the checkout.
>>35519540A girl and her musk belong exclusively to her daddy, ya pervert.
>>35519141>having a satyr daughter is like having your own gold mine.But can you imagine how stressful it'd be? Knowing that if she left the house while in heat, every male that caught a whiff of her would be rock hard. Would you still send her to school and risk her being around a bunch of already horny teenagers or else have her signed out for "personal reasons" and keep her home for a week or so?It'd be like having an unspayed female dog and having to keep a constant eye on her when out and about."You heading out, poppet?">"Y-Yeah, just meeting some friends for ice cream.""Well not so fast, you know the drill.">"No, come on, that stuff stinks!""It's for your own good, sweetie.">"Do I really have to?""Afraid so, poppet."Remember, one quick spray under the arms and one under the tail.
>>35518695>"It's good to see he's such a hard worker and doesn't mess around."
>>35521141Just lock her in her room with a sybian for a few weeks and she'll be fine. Make sure to toss in a bottle of water every few hours so she doesn't die of dehydration.
>>35523381Oh, you checking out her unshorn fetlocks? You fucking pervert.
>>35523381>>35523619Look, some girls prefer to keep their natural bushy fetlocks. Don't judge them for it, it's just personal preference. Some like to keep them neatly trimmed, some like to shave them off almost completely. Hell, some even like to dye theirs bright colors for all the world to see.
>>35524069>some like to shave them off almost completelythat's sounds terrible for a satyr
>>35524575Yeah, but walking around in high heels all day is painful for human women yet they still do it anyway for the sake of fashion. Same with some satyr girls and shaving their fetlocks.
>>35525983MooMoos lives don't matther
>>35526210Utah would disagree.
>>35526210>"It's not fair, why don't I get to vote? Just because I'm not a pony satyr that doesn't mean I shouldn't get a say in who I think should be the next mayor.">Utah patted his girlfriend on the shoulder."Don't be silly, it's not because you're not a pony satyr that you're not allowed to vote, it's because you're a women."
>>35526778Based and mormonpilled.
>>35526778>Petunia then didn't mind as much
>>35525983She still reminds me of Snorkmaiden.
>>35527315From an old kid's show.https://moomin.fandom.com/wiki/Snorkmaidenhttps://www.thewatchcartoononline.tv/anime/moomin
I wish I had a sexy lawyer sugar mommy satyr to pay for computer parts in exchange for degrading sexual favors.God, I hate spending my shekels. >>35527322That show to top comf.
>>35527706>"You want this sweet graphics card, don't you, handsome?""How did you get that? Postage of tech goods to Equestria is like twice the price of the item itself.">"That's not important, dear. What matters is what you're willing to do for me in exchange for it."
>>35527747How do I get myself into this arrangement?
>>35528253Follow this handy tutorial. https://nhentai.net/g/297974/I would suggest bartering with the girl to instead get you the one of the new RTX 30 series cards when they're released later this year.
>>35527706>I wish I had a sexy lawyer sugar mommy satyr to pay for computer parts in exchange for degrading sexual favors"See this motherboard? Z490 chipset, built-in Wi-Fi, support for up to 128 gigs of RAM.">"Yes, I'm sure that's fascinating, dear, but the only RAM I care about is you ramming your tongue inside me while I ride your face into the mattress.""Wait, I haven't even told you about the sick custom hardline water cooling I'm planning on installing."
>>35528744Stop your noisehttps://youtu.be/NfntbxrFNMw
>>35528932At least she's no embracing stereotypes with a pan flute.
>>35530933No, but I bet she likes skipping through woodland glades on a misty summer's morning like some kind of nerd.
>>35528932>>35533084Satyr and their friends like dressing up and larping as the fellowship of the ring in the local woods. Kimmy has never read the books or seen the movie, so she thinks they're probably just the special needs satyrs from town on a field trip and so leaves them alone.
>>35533100What's Mera's opinion on the sight?
>>35533116Oh she knows exactly what they're doing, but she chooses not to enlighten her sister to the fact for the sake of keks. She quietly judges them for behaving out of character.
>>35533100Zoom in on Kimmy and Mera hiding in a bush, observing the group from some distance away.>"I just don't get it, sis. They say they need to get to Mordor, but they've just been walking around in circles for the last hour and a half. Maybe we should go ask if they need directions?""I wouldn't worry about it.">"Seems kind of irresponsible of their families to just let them wander off into the woods without supervision. I mean it's good that they let the special kids have fun as well, but this place can get pretty dangerous after nightfall.""I think they'll be fine.">"No really, I'm serious. I don't know anything about these so-called goblins they keep talking about, but there's definitely a couple of big boars in the area."
>>35533233Confusing Kimmy is Mera's prime source of entertainment.
>>35533100>>35533233>And lo, the brave adventures did stumble upon a native of the forest down by the river.>"Well met, noble elf, are you in service to Thranduil, king of the Woodland Realm?">Driftwood canted his head, not entirely sure what to make of the oddly dressed group."Ugh... what?">"We're roleplaying as-">A swift elbow in the ribs from one of his companions and a brief argument about not breaking character ensued, until a moment later the party's leader spoke up again.>"Forgive me, what I meant to say was that I am Gandalf, my good elf. Perchance you can bestow upon us a magic boon to allow us to pass through your lands freely?">Driftwood stared blankly at the group for a moment."Are you asking if I can sell you shrooms? You know they grow all over the place around here, right? You can literally just go pick them yourself, no need to drag me into... well, whatever this is you're doing.">"Ah, magical alchemical ingredients! With those I could brew us a mighty potion to protect us from the evil forces of Sauron.""Yeeeah... I don't know about that, but if you drank anything brewed with those mushrooms I guess you could believe anything was real.">With that he began backing away slowly."So this is weird and I'm just going to go... Uh, good luck with whatever it is you're doing, I guess."
>>35534789>Marching off into the undergrowth and muttering about the damn stoners always coming into his home and messing up the place, Driftwood was hit in the side of the head with a pebble.>Turning to face the direction from which it was thrown, he was greeted by the sight of Kimmy skulking behind a bush holding a finger to her lips motioning him to remain quiet.>She pointed back out into the clearing at the group of weirdos as he made his way over to and crouched down beside her.>"I see you met the special needs fieldgroup.""Special needs? Nah, they're just a bunch of tripped out hippies.">"We should follow them and make sure they're not up to no good, or at least make sure they don't get hurt.">Throughout all of this Mera was doing her best to hold in her laughter at the whole situation.
>>35536873But does she like pancakes?
>>35537406Who doesn't like a good pancake?https://vimeo.com/335009917
>>35537406Damn it, I can hear the music in my head just from watching this.
>>35534795I could imagine Driftwood start to sweat nervously as he crouches mere inches away from Kimmy while hiding in the bush with her. He never was the most comfortable of guys when it came to being around girls, especially one he's had a crush on for years. It's made worse by the fact that she keeps leaning in really close to whisper to him whenever she talks so as not to be overheard by the group.
>>35538884She's very flexible for a shorty dragon.
>>35540014It doesn't help that her idea of "forest casual" clothing is a low-cut sleeveless tank top with no bra, short shorts so skimpy half her ass is hanging out and no underwear. I wonder if Mera knows how he feels about her sister or if she's embarrassed about how Kimmy dresses.>"We can't go to town looking like this.""Why not? It's humid as heck today and at least this way we'll be comfortable.">"We look like a cheap hooker, sis.""A what?">"You know, somebody that mates with you in exchange for money.""Hang on, you mean you can get paid for that?!">"Are you serious? Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one of us with a brain."Stupid naive Kimmy.
>>35541178Kimmy's definitely more of a child at heart.
Well I just hit the wrong button and accidentally deleted a short story I was working on. That's what I get for typing while tired and doing so in the comments box. Fuck it, I'm going to bed. Maybe I'll redo it tomorrow if I feel like it then.
>>35543483Here we see a Nettle in its natural habitat, looking over its shoulder for stalking lesbullies.
>>35545158>lesbulliesTell me about them, now!
>>35546108Oh, it's just awful, she could be walking along when suddenly, there's an arm around her neck, a hand in her panties, and a voice telling her how tense she is.Go under a table to pick up her pencil in the library? He head's leglocked as she's declared a 'study aid' until the next class starts.
>>35546490>>35546108It's just how batyrs establish dominance, it's nothing personal.
>>35546529>Nettle slumped to the floor, her own juices running down her thighs as her brow was slicked with sweat.>Panting heavily, she looked up at her two bullies as they loomed over her.>"Wow, I can't believe she came just from getting fingered in the girls' bathroom.""I know, what a shameless slut she is.">"Probably dresses like that because she likes the attention.""I bet she actually wanted to be molested all along.">"The shy and quiet ones are always the biggest perverts.""She totally eats her lunch in here so she can play with herself between classes.">"What a skank, disgusting."The all girls school for satyrs isn't for the faint of heart.
>>35546713>Murmur pulls out a remote controlled bullet vibrator from her backpack and tosses it to Nettle as she pulls up her soaked underwear and attempts to stand up on shaky legs.>"Put that in, slut. We need to teach you a lesson about self control. If you can wear that for the rest of the day without cumming then maybe we'll leave you alone and find some other girl to play with.">Murmur pushed a button and turned a dial on the remote, watching with a grin as the toy in Nettle's hands started violently buzzing.>"We've got a math lesson together next period and I'm going to be sitting right behind you playing with this thing the whole time."
>>35546926I've never liked Murmur's hair color, at least in all the pictures I've seen of her. Instead of a kind of orange with a purple highlight, I think I'd prefer more of a traditional redhead look, close to the shade in this picture. Thoughts?
>>35547382please sit on my face
>>35547820Redheads a best, so I could get behind it.
>>35548345>>35547820>Mistake sits beside Yuzu on her bed.>"For real though, your sister does have great hair, so shiny and beautiful.">Yuzu scoffed as she continued flicking through her teen magazine."Yeah, sure it's great. Too bad about her shitty personality.">Mistake rolled her eyes.>"I'm just saying I'm totally jealous. Sometimes I wish I was a blonde or maybe a brunette, but I can never get it to look right when I shapeshift so I guess I'm stuck with my boring greasy looking black hair. I wonder which hairdresser she goes to to get that voluminous layered look?">Yuzu shrugged.>"What about you, Zu? You ever wish you had sexy red hair like Murmur?">Seeing her friend look up from her magazine and glare at her, Mistake quickly back-peddled.>"I, uh... not that I'm saying there's anything wrong with your hair. I mean at least you won't have to worry about going grey when you get older.""Wow, thanks."
>>35548445She's being way to sensitive here.