Kirin is cursing editionPrevious thread: >>35128394
>>35344477The Kirin's getting her mouth washed out with soap.
>>35345364That kirin's a normie
>>35345409The kirin dab at bommers
>>35345409>normie>>35345409 is a manbaby incel from /r9k/
Reminder that kirinrumps are for spanking!
The Kirin is punished for misbehaving.
>>35348415wew lad, I missed this pic somehow. Saved.
>>35348439Because it's a recolor, the original pic is some OC nobody gives a shit about.
>>35348446Oh, I see, I guess that's why I didn't see it on Derpibooru, removing ocs is against their rules.What a shame, it's a fucking nice edit.
>>35348446how bad of an OC are we talking about?
>>35348714>>35260805Take away the edge spikes and it wouldn't look too bad.
>>35348975horrible! good job on the edit, anon
>>35347509So apparently jokes aren't allowed. Very nice.
Long legged kirin
>>35349285>r9kYes, jokers who don't live in a society aren't allowed. Very nice.
>>35349587You are barking at shadows like some sort of high strung miniaturized dog.
I wish I could commission Holivi to draw me some references of his anthro kirin for 3D.https://derpibooru.org/1881962
>>35349925I don't see anything wrong with anthro. The humanoid form is top tier. It's aesthetic and useful.
>>35349876who hurt you?
>>35349941Public Schools in America
The kirin is clever
>>35350046no, the anwer isnt "kirin"now stop raising your hoof
>>35350134The kirin just likes raising her hoof.
>>35350141the kirin loves the roman salute!and i love her pretty eyelashes!
>>35350134The kirin needs more hugs
>>35350274The kirin is for squish
The kirin is socksual
>>35351132The kirin wants you to touch her fluffy mane
The kirin are wet.
>>35350141the kirin can't just do that in public!
>>35352656she did it! get her!
>>35351709The kirin are touching floofs:
>>35354079The Kirin are badly colored
The kirin found a changeling.https://derpibooru.org/images/2354325https://derpibooru.org/images/2354326
She heard it was a cocktail and got excited.
>>35357325Very much so.
>>35358726>kirin absolutely love flaming cocktails>they don't put the fire out, they just chug it down and coat their mouths and throats with fire>it's soothing and relaxing for them
>>35359602It's not unlikely that they have a similar heat resistance to dragons.
The Kirin won't shut up.
>>35360549Kiss the Kirin and sensually caress her fat Kirin rump. See if she can talk then.
>>35354086>badly coloredThe kirin agree that you're wrong
>>35362653WHO OVER SATURATED THE KIRIN? TELL ME SO THAT I MAY CORRECT THIS CRIME!
>>35362653kirincolours have to be soft
The kirin are a proud and noble race.
Pistachio is best kirin
they sure are
boop the kirin!
>>35366949Even as a plush she can't believe the things she has seen on the internet.
muffled portrait kirin noises
>>35344477HECK THE PONICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE JUNGLES NOW!YOUNG KIRIN GOT IT BAD CAUSE I'M BROWN!
The Kirin loves this thread.
>>35367382lascaux cave painting kirin
>>35367786that place blew my mind when i visited it as a kid
>>35367399 https://youtu.be/51t1OsPSdBc?t=27>And not pastel pony colors, so ponice think>They have the authority to be mean 2A minority>Frick that shizz ‘cause I ain't the one>For a punk motherlover with a badge and a hair bun>To be mistreating on and be thrown in ponyjail>We can go hoof-to-hoof in the middle of a cell>Messin' with me like I'm a Ursa Major>Just ‘cause you don't got a little bit of floof or a sense of danger>Searchin' my village, lookin' like a villain>Thinkin' every Kirin is about to turn Nirik>You'd rather see me in the pen>Than me be in a crescendo,frenzo, playing with my ‘tendo>Beat a ponice out of shape>And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape>To tape off the scene of the where you trottered>Still making rent yet you think I'm a squatter>I don't know if they mad or what>Search a Kirin down, and grabbing his guts>And on the other hoof, without a badge, they can't get none>But don't let it be a Zeeb and a Griff ones>‘Cause they'll slam ya down to the street unlike Coppertop>Zigga ponice showing out for the mare cops>'Bad Attitude' will swarm>On any motherlovers in a blue uniform>Just ‘cause I'm from the Peaks of Peril>Punk ponice are afraid of me>Huh, a young zigga on the warpath>And when I'm finished, your gonna' need a spongebath>Mud trash doormats, crying ‘bout manes>Yo, Twi, I got something to sayAfter the shocking release of this record Celestia introduced new laws against profanity on radio stations
>>35369394Holy shit you actually made gangster rap kirinfied like what the fuck man shit is wild
Fluff's weakHooves are heavy
>>35376559Don't lewd the kirin fillies!
>>35377195Yes, Lewd the Niriks instead.
>>35376559>>35377195kirin is not for lewd. kirin is for burying your face in kirin floof
>>35375184Yeah but I guess no one likes old school rap
>>35378001That's a lie and you know it. Everyone loves 90s rap
>>35373556I was expecting her to take a sip. I am very disappointed.
grind your kirin!
>>35381022The kirin is polished
>>35381022always found the way the head rotates weird, but really cute webm regardless
The kirin is asking you for advice, any thoughts?
>>35384042Is that a kirin-schlong?
>>35384042the kirin is deleted!
>>35384042There are multiple possible interpretations of the advice she could be looking for
The kirin the kirin
>>35358726The Kirin is trying to impress you with her fire drinking skills
>>35390278She doesn't need to go that far to impress me, she's very cute after all
>>35390386her floof is very impressive, however.
The Kirin noticed you admiring her floof
>>35393237How do you tell if Cinnamon Pistachio Cinder Brownie has mud on her?
>>35394075The kirin must take a shower
>>35394082Very dirty kirin. https://derpibooru.org/images/2362037
>>35394226This is now part of my headcanon.
As much as I like Autumn Blaze's look and would like to have public sex with her, I think her constant talking would cause a fight.
>>35396481She can't talk if she's using her mouth for other things
>>35398128She is talking about playing boardgames and getting angry, right?
>>35398128I want to touch her marecock
>>35398629The kirin's fave board game is Lewdo
>>35399456>marecockThe female kirin which aren't called 'Mares' will never have penises
Yakovlev-vad visualises the kirin very well:
>>35399466Having a cock is what makes one a boy.
>>35399466What is a female kirin? A doe, a mare, a kiriness, a queen?
>So Anon, I noticed you looking at my sister's butt
>>35401613You should've noticed that I look at your butt too.
>>35400812kirina or kirinette
>>35401613It's a nice butt. Complements the floof very well.
>>35402438Please explain your thought process.
>>35404060Un-spayed female cat is a queen.
Throw the foal
>>35406279The kirin is impressed by your juggling technique and wants to mate because of it
The Kirin want you to follow them to the gay bathhouse.
>>35407752You have a 100% chance of going into the gay bathhouse. It's the only one they have.
The kirin has a gift.
>>35407752>sexual innuendo>in a saunaproof that you've never been to a REAL sauna.
>>35409812Thank you, kirin.
>>35409812there is floof in the box, am i right?
>>35409812The Kirin gets a smooch on the cooch
>Somebody ate all of the cookies
The kirin is lewd.
>>35417058>“just wait until i get my gun“What did the kirin mean by this?
>>35418707That they want to impregnate you but they need a R63 ray to do it.
Gently rub the lines on the kirin's horn until culmination.
>>35420403Kirin brand hot sauce.
>>35422604What would a nightmare Kirin be, if not a Nirik?
The kirin has improved graphics.
>>35423625I like the first one
>>35427426She is? I couldn't tell.
>>35425421The Kirin is advertising!
too pure for this world
The Kirin is affectionate.
>>35435422Kirin purring is one of those things that make no sense but I like anyways.
The kirin is offering free refills.
>>35437233Gimme a forty
>>35435353The Kirin's belly rub defenses will be penetrated
Tactical roof Kirin.
>>35438197what kind of business does the kirin own?
>>35438330Alcohol bootlegging and thrift shop.
>>35420524Beer and hot sauce? The Kirin are great!
>>35438344sounds radi hope the kirin stays safe :3
>>35438197Why not just go Nirik and tackle the looters? Saves ammo.
>>35439547Going Nirik doesn't protect you from rocks.
>>35438197Lol, this one got shadowban-tagged on Derpibooru.People who previously downvoted BLM mouthpieces can't even see it unless they use the direct link - and even then they can't vote on it.https://derpibooru.org/images/2371407
>>35441875Only supposed to be one "3"
>>35443259The Kirin has a sore throatwat do?
Are the Kirin or Nirik more powerful?
>>35439553They're just not trying hard enough
>>35444479when its dry? nirikwhen its raining? kirin
>>35446493An excellent Green Bean.
>>35447532she looks nervous
>>35450282Because he's moist and delicious.
>>35447532Can a slather her in butter?
>>35450292>>35450460i guess thats why "she" is nervous
The kirin rolled the dice, now they got to pay the price.
>>35452191Kirin do like dice games
>>35452554This Kirin looks even kookier than Autumn
>>35452554Who said anything about dice games?
>>35453905The Kirin needs to lay down that sword before she puts her eye out
>>35453905The Kirin wants to battle
>>35453365She's a joke character from a pone tabletop. Bibi Flay, daughter of Thai Fiery, the wild chef. Think of a cooking obsessed barbarian out to create the ultimate compendium cookbook. She's the self-proclaimed lord of power tendies.
>>35458385Im not sure how to tell you this but thats a Nirik.
So this happened https://youtu.be/T4WNCHc_MmQ
>>35459885So you're a faggot.
>>35444479Kirin. Have you seen how hard they can pee?
>>35455872the kirin is bigboned
>>35458841and this kirin is bigrumped
The Kirin is back on page 1
>>35463647more like page 10 lmao
>>35344477I’m about to wash out kirin’s mouth out with soap
>>35465423blast a fire extinguisher in there instead, that'll teach her to use bad words.
>>35466559You can suffocate someone doing that, let alone the high probability of frostbite.
>>35438197>Zegroes are running amuck in Equestria>The kirin are preparing to defend their village>Anon walks in wearing armour>Rain Shine approaches him after exchanging quick whispers with another kirin because she doesn't remember his name>The other kirin doesn't remember it either>"Human", she says. "This is hardly a time for visits. What is your business?""I have come to repay my debt.">"A debt?""Some time ago a kirin driver swerved and saved my life. I swore to come to his or her aid at his or her time of need.">Rain Shine lowers her eyelids>"Human, the kirin have no cars.""Alright, I kinda like you guys. You want me to help or not?">"We welcome any help we can get.""You do?" he asks hopeful>"Go to the quartermaster and ask for a bow. We will be using ranged weapons so as to not turn into niriks and burn our home.""Yes! Alright, let's light this candle!">Anon turns and slaps a kirin in the ass, igniting it into a nirik
>>35467277just a little blast no worry. we can resuscitate her mouth to mouth if there's any complication.
>>35467792We can rebuild her, we have the technology.
>>35458841I am filled with the urge to scratch where the scales end
I made a kirin, boysenberry brew! She'd like to be friends with you!
>>35470944Cosmonaut, What have you wrought?
>>35471886I wrought kirin
>>35473391Is this joke to high a tier in this land of kirin?
The Kirin is lonely
>>35470944I would be her friend and drink her berry brews.
>>35475377So her wine?
>>35475361I'll be the Kirin's fren.
>>35477744they're mleming herand then they're gonna mlem me
>>35477744>Rain Shine and Brownie floofed themselves up just for this
>>35480174Imagine washing them
>>35482011>blasting the kirin with a hosesounds like fun
>>35482011Imagine trying to dry them manually.
>>35484766Imagine hugging a sopping wet kirin.
>>35484766Imagine inhaling the musk of a dozen wet kirin
>>35489436I still haven't tried that jap beer.
>>35489436That's a big can
>>35490409she's a big kirin
>>35489436she made it with love
>>35493651What does love taste like?
>>35495414That's a weird dog.
The kirin wants something.
>>35496243Is it food?
>>35495045salty and bitter apparently
>>35496243she won't get my goddamn three fiddy.
The kirin is long.
>>35499512>snek kirin will never trap you in her warm, winding embrace
>>35499512The kirin likes being touched by Derpy:
>>35497227She wants a submarine sandwich
>>35503486Mayo or light mayo?
>>35344477>no you heck off you pasta shell eared freak!...>oh fuck stop crying, im sorry okay?
>>35503562Does heavy mayo even exist?
Hirohito was kinda based
>>35502730I imagine the Kirin's floof smells like rain over fresh cut grass
>>35506809stupid jap horse
>>35504681or maybe it smells of beer
THE KIRIN ARE IN THE FUCKIN' TREES MAN
>>35510411The Nirik is mad
>>35511485The Nirik will be given a snickers
>>35512633Now they're even madder because it melted before they could eat it.